So, I just watched the new episode, and I noticed Rainbow Dash saying "...fast like a bullet".Does this mean there are bullets in Equestria?
>YOU WILL NEVER BE GIVEN A BLOWJOB BY A PONY
It took me an hour and a half to make this fucking thing...AN HOUR AND A HALF AND IT SUCKS
>>31578049FUCK YOU I POINTED THAT OUT IN THE LAST THREAD
>have bullets>they're melted down and used for other materials
>>31578071Oh i beg to differ......
>>31578049Yes, but not guns.Bullets are like candy for dragons.
>>31578080Animation is nice.
>>31578068Can you upload the rest of the set?
Ok, night MLPGTomorrow I'll give questing a try and done some trip like GIGANTIC FAGGOT WHO SUCKS AT QUESTS
Bullets are pretty ancient. It's the proper term for the ammunition of a sling in English. That or shot.
Rose is streaming
>You will never see Vinyl Scratch as a background pony ever again
>>31578112Speaking of quests, is Quest going to quest tonight?
>>31578068Haha, jokes on you, I already fapped today.
>>31578100GOTTA LOVE THAT CORDITE!
OP, they also mention tanks.
Bullets aren't necessarily fired from a gun.Stones fired from a sling or a similar projectile weapon can also be referred to as bullets or even missiles./autism
>>31578049They have bulletsThey have TanksThey have fucking nuclear technologyThey have magicEven without the Elements and the Princesses the ponies are a big threat
>>31578129So? It's my day off, i've been fapping all day.
Could just be a word ponys toss around, they may not USE bullets like humans, Harmony, Paradise on Earth and what not, and a bullet is indeed impressive in terms of speed. Maybe they use bullets for constructive purposes....what can you use a high velocity mass of lead for NOT for killing?Flares? Funeral cannons for a bug that served in the military?
Isn't widely accepted that Celestia is a dictator? Do dictators not use tanks and guns and shit?
>>31578142And they have Gummy
>>31578142we must strike first
So you're shocked that ponies have bullets but not tanks?
It was fun getting >>31577777 and all, but I have to leave MLP land for a while. AC Revelations and Beer await me.NYARLATHOTEP AWAY!
>>31578142ponies remember well the horrors of the Old World
>>31578071Well, uh. That's ... a loss.
>>31578131Rainbow would make the best tank.
>>31578142But do they have the will to use them?I like to think that they have all those ideas stored in a file cabinet somewhere, but never actually use them.
>completely forgot about the Pinkie-Pie auction I had up>Only sold for $51Probably would have had more bids if EqD would actually POST THE SHIT I EMAIL THEM. Blugh.
>>31578183you have a dick bro?
>>31578080...what are you using, software from the 00's? Just use PS.
>>31578170I believe there was already a ref to tanks in S4S
>>31578161
>>31578169>But what if the pony attacks me? I need to strike first!>What if they did? What if they didnt? What if the world was made of pudding?
>>31578198Not any more.
>>31578205Art of the Dress, how Dash wont look like a tank I believe.
>>31578157Teaching reluctant ponies to dance.Face it sentenal, they are evil just like us.
>>31578203Fuck, you could even use GIMP and do it faster, and GIMP is completely FOSS.
>>31578196Ponychan too.
The term tank comes from the fact that they're all mmo nerds.
>>31578211if the world was made of pudding I'd eat it
>>31578080Assuming you're using GIMP, you want to set the "Pause per frame" to like, half that.Also how the hell did you get the unaligned ones?
>>31578235I did post it on Ponychan.Guess it wasn't enough.
>>31578242But what if it was tapioca?
>>31578228Humans are evil, ponys are evil.What sentiment race ISN'T evil? The Elcor?
>>31578196man you really have turned into a whiney fuck lately
>>31578185I think you're right.
>>31578255I'd raise an army of the elderly to eat it
>>31578256*sentient
>>31578240Scootaloo also mentions a cannons in The Cutie Mark Chronicles.So we have references tobulletstankscannons
>>31578256The Elcor rape youVery slowly and unendingly
>>31578267where did you come from?
Have this doodle.
There do exist tanks that do not fire artillery shells
>>31578291looks amazing
>>31578291I love it.
>>31578256>>31578267*sapientThey are super evil.
>>31578196It's all about advertisement, baby.
>>31578291>forgot pic.
>>31578291ITS A FUCKING MASTERPIECE AS USUALGOOD WORK
>>31578291Have my babies.
>>31578260Sometimes I wonder where all this senseless froth and vitriol comes from.Then I remember it's Anonymous, they're always spewing hate for no reason.
>>31578264First time I saw that on /tg/ and everyone was raging I was all like "What's wrong with having a Romanian flag on the front of your tank?"P.S. THIN YOUR FUCKING PAINTS
>>31578312Your last one was better
>>31578276>Elcor rapeThis is the most hilarious thing I have ever imagined.
>>31578312Previous one was better.
>>31578276That's the one rape I think I can deal with.In a extremely seductive and perverted tone: Oh, yes. You love this. do you not, human whore.>>31578281The result of death, rather than of individuals
>>31578322I support your efforts to make money off us, but have no money to give you.
Fluttershy loves ALL the animals!
>>31578322>implying you arent anonymous too
>>31578271Non lethal cannons, Non lethal Tanks, Non lethal Bullets. All weapons were made non lethal or that the ancient evil will awaken and kill everyone.
>>31578325>THIN YOUR FUCKING PAINTSThey look fine to me.
>>31578325Oh yeah it kinda looks like the Romanian flag.Unoriginal bastards using RD as their flag.
>>31578355Pinkie likes to watch.....us, watching Fluttershy
>>31578363>less than lethal bulletsFTFY
>>31578383Rubber bullets
>>31578355Make a Spike one next.FlutterSpike never gets enough attention.
>>31578218> no dickWait, what?
>>31578388Those fuckers hurt, from what I'm told. And can kill.
>>31578049In Equestia, it's euthanasia. Don't be a pony and break your leg.
>>31578271The ponies grow too powerful. We must invade
>>31578404wait chistery is a transexual?this explains so much actually
>>31578412>>31578412that ended poorly the FIRST time we did that
>>31578404This should explain things.
The results of the /co/ Vs. Ponychan write off are in! TOP FIVE1.Family by NTSTS(7.8) 2.Hoof Full of Bits by Vanner (6.93)3.The Quiet Dragon by Squeak (6.78)4.The Singer, The Bandit and The Chicken by Usea (6.59)5. Western Side Story by Pacce(6.17) 6. Forever In Azures So Bright by Duplex (6.14)7. How Does Your Garden Grow? by Applejinx (6.6)8. Sweet'n Salty by Ion Strum (5.77)9. Across the Broken Planes by Pagemaster (5.54) 10. Poem of Friendship by Shuckle (4.22) /co/: Family by NTST (7.9) The Quiet Dragon by Squeak (6.81)Western Side Story by Pacce(6.19) Forever In Azures So Bright by Duplex (6.14)Across the Broken Planes by Pagemaster (5.53) AVERAGE6.51Ponychan:Hoof Full of Bits by Vanner (6.97)The Singer, The Bandit and The Chicken by Usea (6.62)How Does Your Garden Grow? by Applejinx (6.8)Sweet'n Salty by Ion Strum (5.79) Poem of Friendship by Shuckle (4.28) AVERAGE6.11WINNER/co/Champion NTSTS!!! Congrats dude! You're the winner of the whole shebang! Of both boards you came out on top! And we won!!
>>31578410That nurse pony has a very difficult job
>>31578388Rubber bullets are a subtype of the class "Less than lethal bullets". Technical terminology etc.Although judging by Dash's reaction to the 127 Hours moment, ponies can't die.
>>31578420What, the alcoholism?Yeah, I guess it would.
>>31578429Yes, but this time I am the one in command. I can make this work. I played chess once
>>31578434which one features homosex?
>>31578434My votes.I WONDERWHICH ONENTSTSWROTE
>>31578434OH WHAT THE FUCK
>>31578397Gimme a pic of Spike from behind (preferably a PNG with a transparent background, preferably 3/4 view) and I will.
>>31578451YOU ARE A TACTICAL GENIUS AND I WILL FOLLOW YOU
>>31578434Niiiiiice.
>>31578434i am pleased that the child molester has come out so low actually
>>31578434We won?Also Nathan lost to Ion StrumFaggots
http://www.youtube.com/HOTdiggedydemonthought Id share this with you all
>>31578479>TACTICAL GENIUS>Hey Twilight, when did you get a Warhound Titan in your library?>I didn't... what?! This must have taken some kind of tactical genius...
>>31578434I SWEAR FUCKING NTSTSTSTS HAS FIXED THIS SHITJUST LIKE THE LAST ONE!
>>31578404Some people don't have penises. That's a little Talk you should have been given at, what, age four?
>>31578443Except Twilight has specifically stated they can. "Even if it kills me" in Winter Wrap UpDash is just too stupid to die
>>31578494>>31578495Well, when you have a spelling error in the title, there's only so well you can expect him to do.
>>31578434I salute you Squeak.
>>31578434I'm proud of you NTSTS. You sensitive son of a gun.
>>31578479We should start by bringing our artillery in range of Ponyville. Its strategic importance is vital.>>31578504I am happy someone made this joke
>>31578412>>31578429>>31578451
>>31578434
>>31578513Hmm, maybe when ponies die their spirit stays on in the place of their death?
>>31578504CREEEEEEEEEEEED
>>31578434yours was the best squeak
so was the song in the new ep based off another broadway song? Or the leaked pinkie song?
If you could choose one of the two choices, which one would you choose?An episode where Rainbow Dash decides not to have just one bet and goes around accepting every pet in MTBPWORA background pony becoming part of the main 6, making it the main 7
hey deafwheres the marker?
>>31578434> fanfictionuhh.. no thanks
>>31578264Is that Rainbow Dash on the side freehand? Thats pretty sweet.Though it should be something with the Fast rule, like Land Speeder or Valkyrie, imo. But still, great work.
>>31578533Ghost ponies!?
>>31578434i thought the results werent until like monday
>>31578412What chance do we have when one of their leader can render all of out technology useless with a just a thought?What chance do we have against beings that survived being thrown for hundred of meters and survive?What chance do we have against them when a Piano falling from the sky is just a minor setback for them?
>>31578434Wonder how the other half is taking this development. We won by a good margin.
>>31578523No, these ponies are a smart bunch. They do not live in trees....we'll one does, but thats not important. What's important is that we will win!
Anyone have that big ass guide for construction lines for pony?I need it for science
>>31578355Works better when doctored a bit.
>>31578434ALL HAIL NTSTSTSTSTSTSTSTSTSTSTSTSTSTSTSTS
>>31578467Ha! Look at that! I ended up writing your favorite. I am honored. I'm quite happy with how I placed thanks! Sentinel!>>31578495>>31578491Yep! Score one for the boys back home! >>31578515Thank you kind Anon!
>>31578566>Sloppy painted rainbow stripes on barrel and front of tank>Extremely detailed Pony on side of tank with tiny details done perfectlyYeah. Naw.
>>31578504
>>31578584LET US ALL HOLD PENISES TOGETHER IN CELEBRATION OF THIS JOYOUS OCCASION!>also fucking captcha: ntswin
>>31578577We have the Omni-Pony
>>31578511>>31578517NTSTS wrote a story with depth, a lesson, morals and messages, with personal conflict, quality content, food for thought.Give and take, you put a lot in, you get a lot back.>>31578527Was there any doubt?Also surprised Garden didn't get a higher rating, it was also pretty good.PS wtf was with that last bonus story? A sex dungeon, impregnating 20 mares, AB being a bitch...
>>31578533Or RD is retarded.Or is trying to be like Rarity
>>31578573Called early due to lack of interest. That's the most valid reason I can think of.
>>31578577But what about humans that operate under the same rules of magic land?Humans lead by an undying sorcerer king with battle wizards and teleporting armies and techno-necromancers and magic hover tanks that shoot exploding skulls and other rad things?
>>31578591loomis is that a-way.
>>31578596 how goes that caramel story?
>>31578599You say that, but I know people at my LGS that do shit like that. Doesn't make sense, but I've grown accustomed to it.
>>31578628I didn't read a single one> not a single fuck given
>>31578613A gift from Heaven.The Lord is very pleased tonight.
>>31578613come hug me bro (with your penis)
>>31578577>What chance do we have when one of their leader can render all of out technology useless with a just a thought?An exaggeration brought on by pony propaganda! Besides, even if it were true, no TRUE leader enters the field of battle themselves. They must lead from the back and direct the bigger picture.>What chance do we have against beings that survived being thrown for hundred of meters and survive?We will throw them THOUSANDS of meters!>What chance do we have against them when a Piano falling from the sky is just a minor setback for them?Good thing we arent using pianos.
>>31578541Aw, thanks, glad you enjoyed it! I placed pretty high, I'm quite happy!>>31578573It is Monday, as of 24 minutes ago. I'm very punctual about these things. >>31578584I'm not sure, they seemed like nice enough folks, but I think the lot of them are asleep at the moment. Pretty quiet on their end .
>>31578634I will draw you pony if you post it.
>>31578630...We have that?That's fucking awesome.To bad Celestia would never let them live.
>>31578618Don't forget the prototype
>>31578664...it's Sunday.
>>31578577>>31578630Or humans naturally create a magical suppression field around them. The larger the group the larger and more powerful the field.Or we could always throw the Oort cloud at them.
>>31578664its sunday...
>>31578049Just spent half an hour getting 502 errors. Fantastic.Can't wait until the site is back at 100% again... I can't even fucking delete the marker from the last thread to put it in here....I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm seriously considering heading off to ponychan for a while until things clear up...
>>31578618Oh wow. I don't want to see what remains of their bodies.
>>31578664...It's only Sunday where I am Squeak. EST-wise, anyway.
>>31578675>>31578678sundaymind
>>31578657>no TRUE leader enters the field of battle themselves.She controls the sun.She doesn't even need to know where we areJust make a few solar flares and bam we're fucked
>>31578680BUT WE NEED THAT MARKER!
>>31578664http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFM7Ty1EEvs
>>31578513>>31578443"I'm trapped here forever" would be a common way to describe her being trapped there until her deathShe was being a drama queen though, judging by how concerned her friends got after seeing the avalanche there's about a 0% chance that they wouldn't have gone in there to find her. Dash should have more faith in her friends.
>>31578697The sun does not discriminate. Celestia will not sacrifice her own citizens for a killing blow. That will be her undoing...
>>31578641I published a new chapter last night. Haven't got a chance to upload it anywhere though. I'm away from home at the moment.
>>31578619>Also surprised Garden didn't get a higher rating, it was also pretty good.They turned what could have been a Western into QueerMac and Caramel flavored pony semen.
>>31578734Is this nigga fo real?
>>31578731You don't use gDocs?
>>31578725How would her own subject be affected?Without technology they still have the advantage with magic, Tornadoes that shot lighting and who knows what else.
>>31578734Well excuse me if I am a sap for underdog relationships.However, at the same time, I fucking hate Glee.Meh, maybe I read it wrong or in the wrong manner.
>>31578691>>31578692>>31578675>>31578678Oh sweet corn muffins....I'm off by a day aren't I? CURSE YOU TRAVEL!! In anycase we haven't gotten any more votes all day so I'd say they're still valid as ever.
So, where's the art of Dash and Tank?I need my fix of cute
>>31578734I personally thought Vanner's story was a better contender for first... and I'm sad that Usea's didn't get a better position either. it was my favorite
>>31578619so terse does write rapefics afterall!
>NTSTS not basking in the positive comments directed at him and victoryTHAT'S NOW HOW YOU DO IT BRO.
>>31578697>Implying she has any control over it other than how fast it orbits their planet.
>>31578768lol squeak u so silly
>>31578697So did Discord though. and he got blown up by a rainbow. Obviously the sun isn't available to be weaponized by its custodian.It also means control of it can be ripped away from Celestia if you have the power and know how
>>31578434Feels good to have the best fanfic writer representing us!
>>31578774> NOW THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT BROOr ...> THAT'S NOT HOW YOU DO IT BROFATE DECIDES!
Why are we trying to attack a civilization with giant robots? That never ends well
you will never sleep in a tree with a pillow
>>31578744I do, I can't get at it though because this travel laptop hates Google Docs. Could someone post the link?
>>31578800Ew, you'd get your pillow all dirty
>>31578800I COULD IF I FUCKING WANTED TO
>>31578759Our forces will be protected with the finest EMP protection there is. It would take the power of TWO suns to knock out basic equipment.Besides, standard issue rifles dont need batteries. Our forces are quite resourceful.
>>31578800>No wings
>>31578772...i.......I think...? it was rape? Or BSMD?That story was all over the place, aliens could have come down and fit right at home with the plot
i do feel kinda sorry for our rapist friend
>>31578831which story is this?
>>31578795FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF. Damn sleep deprivation.GUESS I'M GOING TO WRITE/DRAW MORE GRIFFY SHIT NOW.
>>31578800She just looks so... comfy.
>>31578786Discord is a god that controls the very fabric of reality. A spirit of chaos.Comparing him with Celestia isn't that fair.
>>31578821HOLY SHIT FUCK
>>31578842Terse's little bonus story.
>>31578807https://docs.google.com/document/d/1869Q7dF-nrFqOztAhvWzkW9mNuEIzR20yQMpx_Rg0tM/edit?hl=en_USHere's a link to a gDoc page.
Just got back from a date, and a pretty good one at that. Going to work on my game. Don't know how to include images, so its texted based. Maybe I'll update it when i get further along in my classes. Its an "interactive" cyoa, as in you have a choice, do something, get different outcomes for each choice. its a fuckton of coding. All that aside, which pony would be the most fun to take out on a date, non sexually, or even just to hang out as a friend with. what would you do with a night on the town with the pony of your choice?
>>31578821>Lying on her back
>>31578434where are these stories? i'd like to skim through them a bit
>>31578842http://www.fimfiction.net/story/2734/11//co/-Vs.-Ponychan:-The-Western-Anthology/%28Extra%29-And-That%27s-How-it-Happened
>>31578866> Got back from a date> working on 'game'But you said it went well--Oh wait right this is 4chanlordy mordy
>>31578868but where are they then?
>>31578875http://www.fimfiction.net/story/2734/-co--Vs.-Ponychan-The-Western-Anthology
>>31578786Discord is a fool! He is not an army, he is a blind force of nature, thrashing around on instinct without rhyme or reason. We have Purpose!
>>31578885pocket dimension
>>31578885Behind her.
>>31578866She/He cute/nice?Details man, details!
>>31578898A Blind force of nature that could easily defeat us.And yet now he is just a garden ornamentWe are doomed
Let's try this again.First and second responses choose a pony and a two word situation respectively.Clean this time.
>>31578866>All that aside, which pony would be the most fun to take out on a date, non sexually, or even just to hang out as a friend with. what would you do with a night on the town with the pony of your choice?I hope you game isn't going to be a date-sim, someone else is already doing one of those.Your reputation with Granny Smith has gone up one point
>>31578932>Zecora_Doomed.png
>>31578943>first time responderScratchJustice rave
>>31578943Pink Party Pone
>>31578918theres something else behind her too
>>31578943Twilight
>>31578943TwilightExperimental cooking.
>>31578943IMPLODING FANTASTICALLY
>>31578932Discord count one measly pony village! Discord is NOTHING. HE IS SMALL TIME.
>>31578866Speaking earnestly, I'd say Twilight would be the most fun casual date, followed closely by Applejack. Applejack would be great going out for some barn-storm dancing and a few beers, screwing around out in the fields.... And now I just imagined what it'd be like to share some pumpkin pie with her. SO HUNGRY.
>>31578962...the tree?
>>31578977who knows?
>>31578972Then go to your doom alone
>>31578992...the picture shows it?
>>31578866Twilight. We could go to the observatory or a museum, followed by browsing some used bookstores and getting some late night coffee.
Shit, you know what I realized we don't have? High Res caps of those photos dash was taking with her pets!
>>31578995I GO TO GLORY! I GOT TO VICTORY! I GOTO PONYVILLE!
>>31578882let me rephrase that.I'm coding a game in my freetime. the date was a blast>>31578922ate at applebee's, watched paranormal 3 good for a decent thrill. not a great story, but hey, it was a decent movieand we finished off the night by bullshitting at starbucks. there will be another date in the future, and possibly involving vodka----and no, not a date sim. its a loose following of RoH. pick a pony, and defeat discord
>>31578857NOPE, NOT HELPING AT ALL.
>>31579017Well shit. The one with the bat was sweet. Someone get on that.
>>31579017Didn't she go curling with the eagle or some shit? Isn't that kinda CANADIAN for an eagle?
>>31579016Early coffee, go to Canterlot Commons' art gallery, a little art criticism later and we'd have one more coffee to observe Jupiter in ascendency.
>>31578666http://alexhays.com/loomis/
>>31579037well at least you managed to post the marker
>>31579037Use Nightly and 4chan X broNever had a problem and I didn't even do what it's written at the top
>>31578995>doomWe have a lot of that, yes.
>Play UMvC3 for 3 hoursFuck I needed a break, did I miss anything entertaining over the past few hours?
>>31579045Canada probably has more eagles than all of the states put together. Alaska is the state with the most eagles, and it is basically canada, but owned by the us.
>>31579065I have 4chan X. I've been using 4chan X.>>31579064Yeah, at least there's that.
>>31579074And yet for some reason the US has it as some sort of national symbol.
>>31579067DOOM SHALL WIN OVER THE PONIES!
>>31579056that's not pony, but hell ,that's a good resource for drawing in general much love for posting it man.
>>31579098That's just a doombot.
>>31579096THE US IS OBSESSED WITH ANGRY BIRDSand not those type of angry birds eitheryou know
<----- THIS IS A REAL PONYWHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?>I'll be off to watch the new episode now.
>>31579096You dont OWN all the birds CANADA! We can have one if we want!
>>31579098>Crew bunks are around the exploding dildosWell that's not very smart designing now, is it.
>>31579112sometimes i wish pony was real
>>31579054I wish I knew more people who liked going to museums and galleries.
>>31579117Stupid 4chan, I was pointing at this post>>31579067
>>31579106Thats just a Dashbot
>>31579117>Military contracts>Good designYeah, pretty much
>>31579112He looks cold. I want to hug it!
>>31579068Just quest circlejerking.
>>31578771So NTSTS, now that you have acquired the status of "Pretty Swell Guy", what will you do now?
>>31579133You and me both.And girls who don't want to leave Shakespeare productions early.> my ex, swear to god.I wonder if Applejack likes 'country' or 'western' music.
>>31579141It's only a Dashbot if you beat her in a race, and that never happens
>>31579117Well if one of those accidentally goes off it won't matter much where in the sub you are.
>>31579162Disniegh Land?
>>31579153He's currently being hugged by Jeff Mangum. Don't interfere.
>>31579168Except that one timeIn the last episode
>>31579168But what about the Eagle, owl, Falcon and Bat?
>>31579163I get the feeling AJ likes bluegrass.
>>31579179Damn, with a name like that, you KNOW not to fuck around
>>31579153He looks delicious
>>31579163>And girls who don't want to leave Shakespeare productions earlyI know this feel.>I wonder if Applejack likes 'country' or 'western' music.Im sure.
>>31579187>>31579194RICHAAAAARDS
>>31579163As far as pony musical tastes, and I think people will be able to follow my logic on this one, I'd bet my bottom bit on Rainbow Dash liking 3rd-Wave Ska.
>>31579162Ride the coattails of my success into the heady torrent of all consuming apathy?I dunno. Write more stuff, I hope.
>>31579163...I'd say signs point to yes.
>>31579203my penis isnt afraid
>>31578865>a gDoc pageBut not exactly the one I'm looking for.
>>31579200Yes, I'm sure she finds it very tasty
>singing duet right off the bat>entertaining montage with all the pets>race through fields a thorns and quarry eels>Dash seems to learn that speed isn't everything at the endSo many awesome moments in this episode. I think she used the word like 30 times. 10/10 have been watching again.The possibility of next weeks caped crusader episode being even better? Golden!Is archive bugging? I can't find the episode talk back thread
>>31579112I WOULD FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF THAT DONKEY
>>31579219Well, give me more info, and I'll see what I can do.
>>31579213> dive into into the heady torrent of all consuming apathy?Yeah, take it from me, don't do that. It's not nearly as fun as 'be lazy and eat peanut butter and jelly' sounds.
>>31579213You know what i mean!
>>14359>Go to Fimchan>See someone talking about Caralight>Oh, I must have gotten a comment on i->On the road>Can't access Google Docs until I get to a better computer. >MFWI forgot to unlock it! It's been like this ALL DAY!? I decided to post that before I gave it a once over and posted to Fimfiction since you guys had been waiting so long. I wish someone had told me before I headed out this morning. I'm on a travel laptop at the moment. It hates Google Docs. I can't do anything till I get to a better computer. I'll try the lobby. Wish me luck.
>>31579246the gDoc link to the next chapter of Caramel's light, a my little pony fanfiction written by the writer know on 4chan as Squeak.
Rainbow Dash totes has a pet though, she has a squirrel. My RBD toy proves it!
>>31579210>What kind of music does Rainbow Dash likehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYlDltwm-JY
>>31579210Applejack probably listens to older country. She doesn't seem like the kind that listens to all the new bullshit. RD liking ska? I support this
>>31579235That's because the archive was buggered. It is lost to the sands of time.It was basically almost 900 posts of collective -gasms, so you didn't miss much.
>>31579235Sadly the thread will be forever lost in the anus... er, annals of /co/ because of no keywords.We could've prevented it from happening, but it was too late.
>>31578800Joke's on you, I already have. Wasn't particularly comfortable though, and I wouldn't do it again outside of necessity.
I hope next episode Dash starts feeling like she has to start doing her own superhero antics and wears this outfit again.
>>31579270>>>31579267Well, there's you answer. My work is done.>>31579267Ah, don't sweat it, first time Docers make this mistake all the time. I know I did, now I smash the public button like 10 times before I feel safe
>>31579235wasnt archived
>>31579267i dont understand what you just said
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s52yxHhvy3AIt's.. more than a coincidence guys..
>>31579285>>31579281Aw man that whomps. At least the following threads with caps was still there. Of varying quality though.Anyone got any .gifs they'd made or like to repost?
>>31579325>filenameNope, ponytoys are not that good.
>>31579329dash flipping her hair.
>>31579277> older countryYeah, that sounds about right. She may even have a cutoff of "Garth Brooks and Beyond? Hells no."> my face when my sister played 'I've Got Friends in Low Places" at her wedding receptionThat said, do you think Rarity would lean to classical compositions or modern, say Tan Dun or Yo-Yo Ma?
>>31579325>No dont do that, you'll see my butt!
>>31579329>whompsSuddenly, Recess is now back in my brain.
>>31579329Which ones have been made?
>>31579325There are no coincidences, only the illusion of coincidences, though this is really only true when governments go all 1984.
>>31579267I submitted a request for access through its thing, so... in a way, I kinda did tell you? I dunno how that works.
>>31579352GOSH Pinkie Pie, don't be SUCH a prude.
>>31579351Minimalist electronic music
>>31578959>Scratch>>31578961>party pone
>>31579325anti-ragehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeOYJO-jFGs
Ok so all the following episodes are apparently awesomeMasked superhero vs DashRaritySpike temporary growing upAnd the making of equestria episodeI haven't been so excited for a long time
>>31578959>Justice RaveI love you so.
>>31579395That's awesome.
>>31579407And no hamburger time in between
>>31579398>open video>scares the fuck out of me>my headphone gets unplugged from speakers>screaming throughout my whole room and house>laugh my ass off5 star video
>>31579407and of course not forgetting the one with the penis monster
>>31579407I hope Dash get better in the next ep.
Never forget rule 1 of mlpg
GODDAMNIT SQUEAK WHERE THE HELL IS THE NEXT CHAPTER OF TRAVELER
>>31579354Like 6 or so. I wanna find one for pic related. I may just have to download the 1080p rip and make a shitload of caps myself. So many good scenes to pick from....
>>31579392OH! Like this!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7smbG7mytsI imagine this is what Octavia and Scratch listen to as they start enjoying one another after a hot soapy shower.
>>31579407Masked Mare is the Falcon that won the race
>>31579351I was just talking about country earlier...>"Well its 40 below and i don't give a fuck, got a heater in my truck and i'm off to the rodeo"I see Rarity leaning towards newer compositions, she probably listens the older ones, but actively buys and listens to modern stuff, in moderation. She knew and was thrilled to see Sapphire Shores, so she listens to pop music too.
reported for MLP posts outside the quarantine
>>31579432FUCK YOU I'm going to eat a hamburger anyway!
>>31579395dont you think the neck is a little short for a pony?
>>31579439We don't talk about MLPG?
>>31579458>he madHe mad.
>>31579407>making of equestriaMan, what schmuck doesn't love history? It's not at all boring, it's straight forward in terms of what happened and dates and all that, plus it really shows off the race as a whole, which no one seems to care much about.>>31579458What's the quarantine? /b/? Mods said ponis are banned there, so that's out, and this IS the official general right now.
>>31579445>SHIPPING.JPG
>>31579461Might be. Indeed probably is.
>>31579437If by "get better" you mean recovery from her injury, then I'm sure she will. It's not like cartoons to have lasting injuries anyway.If you mean that you hope she'll stop being Dash then you'll be in for a disappointment. Also, fuck you.
>>31579458Reported for having an IQ of 3
>>31579434The problem is that after the third time it becomes annoying
>>31579445>octavia scratch
>>31579479Sheesh, I spoilered it.I can dream!
>>31579445Holy shit this tune is chillThanks brah
>>31579458Good work, Randall. We'll thwart those bothersome ponyfags yet!
>>31579512...Flagg?
>>31579491I hope she dont spew the word awesome every 2 fucking seconds.
Annnddd no such luck in the lobby. Guess I'll have to sit back and prey one of my family members brought another laptop. Curse you holiday travel.>>31579441I'm working on it! I'm having a hard time with writer's block on that particular story. But I am trying very hard to get that story finally finished!
>>31579491Someones out to steal her thunder. She's definitely not going to sit down with a milkshake and mope about itI expect fisticuffs of some sort
>>31579490It just irks me when artists draw ponies as humans with hooves instead of hands.
>>31579521NO!
OH WOW APPARENTLY I WAS BANNED FROM PONYCHANI NEVER EVEN NOTICED UNTIL NOW
I'm too lazy to find it, bit there's this little Flash game called Solipskier. It has a guitar playing the music that I associate with Dash.
On a related note,>>31579392http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyut3GyQtn0
>>31579434www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BSxqZt5m38
Guess what time it is! Yep, it's time for Library Twilight!
Which episode number was this in season 2? 6?
>>31579536I'm excited for this episode mostly because the masked mareAnd I'm sure that they can hid her identity well. Look how well they did with Rarity in SS
>>31579398I can't breathe!
>>31579564
>>31579564Do we have to?I love that out of all the fucking things we could ever see Rainbow Dash dressed up its a sweater vest. And she combed her hair to boot!
>>31579576Seven.
>>31579370Yes, now I can see that request. But I haven't bothered to check my mail today. You and one other person requested it. I really should be more attentive.
>>31579536YES
>>31579585That hairstyle is suave as fuck.
>>31579585that hair is bothering me
>>31579564Library Twilight is best Twilight. But then again, all Twilight is best Twilight.
>>31579536...hoofticuffs?
>>31579594Well, you are more active at nights, and you did just finish a competitive event. You're only human/a robot thinking it's a human.
Swag.
>>31579585>confirmed for best episode
>>31579559Every time I hear this song, I think of this picture.I have my reasons.
>>31579591THEN THIS GUY LIED ABOUT BEING FROM THE FUTURETHIS EPISODE WAS GOOD BUT IT WASN'T THE BEST EVER
>>31579585Sweater-vest is best vest
>>31579536I'm expecting a metric fuckton of annoying shipping
>>31579623I miss Leth.He was the best sentient CPU I ever met.
For the fa/tg/uys
>>31579615HORSE BOXING, DON'T FUCK AROUND WITH TERMINOLOGY AUUUGH
>>31579601There was another real quick one with her in shoes of some sort but I don't have it aaagh.>>31579613Its almost like a gelled mass yeah, its a lil' off>>31579615Sounds good to me!
>>31579639There are only two creatures of value on the face of the earth: those with the commitment, and those who require the commitment of others.
>>25705911You lied to me you goddamn asshole
>>31579640SO IS RAINBOW DASH YOUR FAVORITE TODAY?
>>31579639Ah, but everything is subjective. It may have been the best TO HIM, but to you, it obviously was not. No accounting for taste, you know.
>>31579649Well, not all of this fandom runs on high-grade shipping fuel. Just most of the fleet.
>>31579679NO HE SAID IT WAS OBJECTIVELY THE BEST EPISODE
>>31579692objectively my penis is best penis
>>31579545Sorry, I've been working with horse references all day so I am trying to make them more equine than human, although I'm willing to cheat with some of the poses.I'll try again with a less humanoid pose though. Same as above, first two responses.
>>31579711>fanon
>>31579686I run on silly pony faces.
>>31579649Rainbow Dash x SuperheroWe'll just have to cross our fingers. But since she gets shipped with everyone its kinda to be expected.
>>31579649Don't fucking remind me.Shipping is still perplexing to me. I just can't comprehend how mind of a shipper operates. People even ship characters who never interacted with each other at all.
>>31579654You should have it peaking around from behind a tree.
>>31579731Its a mare right? I cant wait for the "canon" evidence of her lesbianism.
>>31579717FluttershyHorse boxing
>>31579722
>>31579733>this is my Rarity ship>you see, it works because the ship is based on Rarity's desire to make the other party more like herself and no commitment from the partner is required
>>31579717Dog whisperer
>>31579672Her curling with the eagle was the best one.I don't even know why the fuck it was even...it's a fucking eagle...
>>31579775That's exactly why they did it.They are making fun of us Americans.
>>31579775Canada has a lot of eagles.
>>31579731And there's little chance it'll be a guy superhero.
>>31579672It's kinda strange, but adorable at the same time. It almost makes her look like a stereotypical prep school boy.She cleans up nicely, then goes right back to her wild-maned self.
>>31579733>mind of a shipper operatesThey exist! That means they are meant for each other.
>>31579733> this is my Dash ship> you see, it works because Dash is someone who's a thrillseeker and as she seeks sexual thrills, she probably goes for nothing but one-night stands.> they stay one-night stands because as it turns out she isn't mature enough to maintain a mature relationship with anyone> but at least the fucking's pretty amazing, truth in advertising with "10 seconds flat"
>>31579804The sinopsis said mare.
>>31579771I don't really know what to do for this.
>>31579752I keep imagining them saying things make it stop
>>31579775
>>31579733> This is my Fluttershy ship> You see it works because Fluttershy desperately clings for any physical intimacy and would be easily overpowered / coerced by another person who knows 'the right things to say'.> it sucks for Fluttershy but hey it works out because I don't need to write any real personality and can even imply she can fuck like a goddamn champion -- but only as a bottom!> Delicious hot wet Fluttershy moaning and grinding away in leather straps? GUARANTEED FANS!
>>31579804>>31579821Hence 'little chance'.Hasbro just hates guys. That's all I can come up with here. I know the show is directed at little girls, but does every male with any lines have to be either retarded, a one-word affair, or an asshole?
>>31579818>>31579763>>31579849This isn't the dumbest shit I've ever read, but it comes very close.
>>31579821>sinopsis I want to take the derivative of this and get the cosinopsis
>>31579837Grinning mischeviously and whispering into Winona's ear. Winona can look conspiratorial or disturbed, your choise.
>>31579860> That's the joke.
>>31579837"dog whisperers" are supposed to be people who understand what dogs are "saying" and have a knack for dealing with them. Basically, it's just a day in the life of Fluttershy, only with dogs.
guys you idiots forgot to archive the live talkback thread. i love thouse.does anyone know what that website was that automatically archives ALL 4chan threads and is retardedly hard to search is? Imma find that thread myself
>>31579804Its gonna be a mare...no room to budge>>31579805It was super adorable, and only 3 seconds to see it with that owl.>stereotypical prep school boyahah. If only her hair was braided
>>31579894No the joke is that a lot of Rarity ships are actually "Rarity tries to make !PONY more like herself"
>>31579901archive no-ip or something among the lines
>>31579735This betterfixed the bit at the top of panel 3
>>31579901Just use browser.www.megaupload.com/?d=hbgh09rhThe newest version is always uploaded on /rs/. The password is CRUISECONTROL.
>>31579901>the live talkback thread.Is that the one where we all just went "ZOMG STUFF IS HAPPENING IN THE EPISODE!"
>>31579860>This is my AJ ship>you see, it works because AJ is already close with Big Mac>plus he has a massive horse dong and AJ is a size queen in my headcanon, which is correct
>>31579901That wasn't really our fault, nothing was working. But someone did save it.http://www.mediafire.com/?8uha81e82en38yn
I love this drawing
>>31579927Yeah, it's true and it's hilarious.
>>31579927Read that rarijack NTSTSTSTS write, its all about friendship and horning.
>>31579917I wouldn't say ZERO room. The title could simply be a pun for Ne'er Do Well. Still, highly unlikely.
incoming dress.wav
I'm bored. Anyone got any bits from the new episode they'd like to see as a gif?
>>31579950you'd like that wouldn't you? you filthy subhuman shipper
>>31579859Braeburn is the most normal and balanced male on the show so far, and that makes me sad. I guess, Hasbro is afraid girls only want to watch girls in their cartoons. Which is bullshit. Every child I've ever saw, no matter the gender, watch the same fucking cartoons. There is no such things as "boy's cartoon" and "girl's cartoon", there are just plain cartoons.
>>31579962oh shit you may be right
>>31579950... Hmm. Okay, I'm a little intrigued.
>>31579898>>31579872I just started drawing Fluttershy with a dog.Uh, that alright?
>>31579963Dash doing the back stroke at the beginning ORDash flipping her hair. Can't remember when that was, either during the competition, or at the start of the run through the gorge.
>>31579947What's so hilarious about it? Just people being retarded.
>>31579969>Braeburn>normal and balanced
>>31579965Well you want a rarity fic without the "Rarity tries to make !PONY more like herself".
So is 4chan back?
>>31579984>not Fluttershy as a dog with a giant willy flopping about
>>31579996You know what IS hilarious? Epileptic Rarity.
>>31580005Nah
>>31580003>implying I want shipping of any sort
>>31580013well, SOMETHING about it is hilarious.
>>31579997I said he's the "most" normal and balanced, compared to other males on the show. Which is not saying much.
>That anticipation you get when you order something online
Eh, not too happy with this color, but have it.Applefrench, by MS.
>>31579848>US national bird playing Canada's national sport>Stones are red, white, and blueWell played Canada, well played.
>>31580042Personally I'd say Big Mac is the most balanced
>>31580013I don't follow. Explain.
>>31579962OH YES, IT'S COMING
>>31580046cute.
>>31580046Dude, I fucking love bread, that's a nice color.
>>31580044I know this feel, so hard.
>>31580044>Waiting for the mail
>>31580042Mac was alright in Applebuck season, then they turned him into Uh-Huh in every appearance since.
>>31580052Normal people say more than two words
>>31579733>This is my Spike ship>You see, it works because dragons are hot and I have a thing for /ss/
>>31580077Normal people don't shout AAAAPPLOOOOOOOSAAAA either
>>31579984Sounds fine to me.
this raises a good question: what pet would Derpy have?
>>31580092At least you're being honest about it.
>>31580094I have a gamestop related story about this.
What kind of films do you think the ponies have?
>>31580094Braeburns a weirdo>did someone say Appaloosa?
>>31580094So that means the most normal of the male ponies is ....Soarin?
>>31580094Normal people don't inexplicably have mid Atlantic accents in a family full of hicks.
im tried /co/what should i do?
>>31580092Spike ships work because he's the only developed male character.
>>31580065>Even with 1 day shipping it takes 4 days
>>31579997Not necessarily 'normal and balanced', but compared to the entire rest of the male cast he's the most normal and balanced. Blueblood is a fuckhead, and Big Mac has been reduced to a mentally deficient farmhand with a two-word vocabulary.>>31580011How about fuck you?
>>31580107Don't.
>>31580107Keep it.
>>31580107Please share it with us.
>>31580109Spike - Pulp Fiction
>>31580107story time story time story time!
>>31580103a dick
>>31579733> This is my Pinkie Pie ship> it works because she likes cock just as much as she likes candy> also swallowing> ps no she never actually fucks girls just hugs them lol
>>31580103Dinky.
>>31580103An incredibly alien entity composed of crystal, too beautiful for most people to see without being driven mad. She keeps it in a doghouse.
>>31580120>shipping
>>31580121you dont like futa?
Posting some Rainbow Dash crossover art.Anyone have any requests? Probably be something I'll work on tomorrow though.
>>31580118TRY HARDER
>>31580115I wish there was more Soarin in the show. He seems to be a fun character.
>>31580103chickens
>>31580158RAINBOW DASH
>>31579931Much better.
>>31580158draw a picture of rainbow dash dashing
>>31580158pregnant rainbow dash
>>31580122>>31580126>>31580127>>31580133
>>31580165WTF IS WRONG WITH HER HEAD FACE?
>>31580158RAINBOW DASH DASHING A RAINBOW
>>31580190you try squeezing your marshmallow head in there!
>>31580182>I'm Rainbow Dash, and now I dash off!
>>31580103A humanLyra is jelous.
>>31580185> pregnant girlsThis fandom and my buttons, I swear to God.
>>31580103A Boston Terrier.Seriously, look them up.
>>31580219You kidding
>>31580219You... don't like the miracle of child birth?
>>31580232What, you never heard of squicks?
>>31580119Very developed, if you know what I mean.
>>31580219why are you even here?
>>31580219get the fuck out
>>31580205
>>31580246...wat
>>31580246Please stop this conversation right here, we don't have to go any deeper into this subject.
>>31579988
>>31580219What are you saying?
>>31579585Fucking Joeseco how does he get their cutie marks so sharp and accurate.
>>31580246lol if u r a girl can i rape you?
My name is Fluttershy and now I shy off?
>>31580272>vector planting
>>31580272Photoshop them on.
>>31580288I have no idea what that is.
>>31580267Yeah, this conversation isn't nearly pony enough.
>>31580270inb4 haters gonna hate
>>31580246Getting fucked by someone while carrying a new unborn lifeform in the oven isn't a huge turn on for you? Wow, you're a boring person.
>>31580302>>31580296All of youGet the fuck out
You ever said a word so many times you forgot its meaning? Squick squick squick squick squick squick squick squick squick.
>>31580283My name is Fluttershy and now I shy away.
Want to know what the general needs?Some Make Your Own Comics thing. Like that Arthur one, but with ponies.
>>31579984I tried.
>>31580044I KNOW THIS FUCKING FEEL.Seriously, I could order the most obscure thing and be excited for it.
>>31580130Does he look like a nag?
Now that I think about it, the only gripe I have from the episode is Tank's propeller not being explained and being reserved as a closer for the episode. Not that I mind leaving it up to the imagination (i.e., it's enchanted, runs on willpower, was invented by Pinkie and/or Twilight, or what have you), but the fact that it came out of nowhere and likely won't be explained or mentioned for the rest of the season, if not the series, is kind of a shame.Anyone else have any input?
>>31580327Isn't there one at the hub's website or something?
>>31580326My name is Rarity and now I...
>>31580250>>31580252Deafiler posts on and on about his rape fetish, one other tripfag says "yeah I don't like preggers girls" and that merits a GTFO?God damn no wonder everyone else on 4chan hates us. We're everything Ponychan makes us out to be.Quick, let me soothe your asshurt> RAPERAPERAPERAPE RAPE> I WANT TO HUG A PONY SEXUALLY> I WANT TO PUT MY PENIS IN AN UNDERAGE HORSE> IF YOU PUT PEANUT BUTTER UNDER RARITY'S LIP SHE'LL GIVE YOU A BLOWJOB AND MAYBE SEIZE SEXUALLY
>>31580253...You know what's fucking sad? Along with having to try ten or so times just to get a post in, I can try to load an image twenty times and get nothing... And then plug it into tineye and it works instantly.
>>31579585I JUST NOTICED THE UNIVERSITY OF AWESOMEIT SOUNDS SO AWESOMEYEAH
>>31580237it's pretty gross brocan't we just clone ourselves, or grow people in vats yet or something
>>31580327I love custom comics.
>>31580355Be a bad character?
>>31580343Da, there isI don't have it thoughI remember Spike having a giant pillar dick and wanting Rarity
>>31580356put your trip back on you transgendered abomination
>>31580334Its cute, but the way her eyes are shaded, along with her face, makes it look like she is going to devour its soul or something.
>>31580355Go back to the kitchen?
>>31580367I like it.
>>31580356Shut the fuck up, stop taking shit so seriousCome on guys, atleast we are better than /b/
>>31580285twilights face in that last panelpriceless
>>31580315This is an MLP General. This doesn't have much to do with ponies. What, should I start asking how everyone's Skyrim is going?... Fuck, what Dragon Shout derivation do you think each of the Mane Six would prefer?
>>31580338If you look closely, the shaft going up to the blade of the propeller is all glowy and shit. It's not really an explanation, but at least shows that somehow magic is involved.
so yeah guys how about those ponies
>>31580406Dash = Whirlwind Sprint
>>31580355Wait, wait, I get it.Tank represents Rainbow's indomitable will and Loyalty right? Opal is everything Rarity is: Abrasive, shallow, and mean, and not generous.
MY DICK IS SO SMOOTH AND CRISPHOLY FUCKITS NICE
>>31580376> implying all shitposters and assblasters are the same tripSure is an interesting dumbfuck brain you have there.Seriously Deafiler's gotten an awful lot better, but I could deal with less >rape in the threads.Can we not > rape the ponies? Please?
>>31580392>this theme starts playinghttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBISfv-6hfo>you know shit is about to get comical
>>31580421What about them?
>>31580436Man it's like you're trying to stir up a best pony argument or something
>>31580436So Angel represents how fluttershy is a massive bitch?
>>31580406Pinkie would totally use Throw Voice, Fluttershy would use Ethereal Form, AJ would probably stick with the simplicity of Unrelenting Force...Dunno about the rest. Don't actually know that many shouts, I've been ignoring the main quest on pretty much every character.
>>31580406I'm so glad you can't get your spouse pregnant in Skyrim
>>31580382Ya know, Rarity would be the best post sex woman. She would walk out of bed, go downstairs, don an apron and make a sandwich, dinner, or what have you.Oh god what am I thinking?
>>31580465The mods are inevitable.
>>31580464>>31580464Unrelenting force will take down all dem apples from the trees.
>>31580450Fuck, I was just about to post that.
>>31580465It was pretty dumb in Fable.
>>31580406do you have a penis? y/n?
>>31580406Applejack: FUS RO DAH for harvesting sakeFluttershy: Throw Voice is the only one she could manage
>>31580467Ha ha no she wouldn't. She'd expect you to clean up, tell you where your clothes are and to shut the door on your way out.
>>31580406AJ? FUS RO DAH!Think of all the bucking it would save.
>>31580485Fable was pretty dumb in Fable.
>>31580467I don't know what you are thinking, she wouldn't do a damn thing for you out of the bedroom other than make sure you always have something nice to wear.
>>31580382Rarity is a pretty decent cook.You see her in SS? She owned that kitchen.
>>31580488Answer unclear.
>>31580509>Making pancakes is hard guys
>>31580465I was gonna say something but the whole setup sounds dumb. What purpose does it serve to marry some NPC?
>>31580509Rarity likes SS?
>>31580511its a mystery
>>31580511>No data available
>>31580520Are you fucking kidding? It gives you an extra vendor to sell shit too (in the same building as your storage chests) plus you earn like 200g/day extra.
If dubs, Rrarity confirmed best pone.
>>31580520In Fable it meant you got to titter a little when you bought condoms and 'use' them before going for it with your boyfriend/girlfriend/spouse.I don't see much of a point in Skyrim, other than some hilarious Want It, Gotta Have it spell I guess.
>>31580543but it is vital to our nation security that get an answer!
>>31580550I like the way you thinkWE SHOULD BE FRIENDS
>>31580551WE NEED TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR GENITALIA
>>31580547then why can;t you have kids and put them to work in a coal mine or some shit?
>>31580518>implying most women even know how to make Pancakes nowadays
>>31580543I am available.
>>31580574Chistery has no genitalia. It's a robot.
>>31580589>Misogony general
>>31580550if dubs blue pone confirmed for best ponecheck then
>>31580589>implying women arent only for rape and sex
>>31579950Gonna be entirely honest, that NTSTS fic about rarijack is actually one of the better ones I've read, especially because it seems to hit both of their characters quiet well.
>>31580590
>>31580604check my dubs
>>31580595then why is it so desperate for the cock?!?!?!
>>31580608And kitchen. Kitchen is important.
>>31580589Dude, even I know how to make pancakes.
>>31580589Do people seriously have trouble with that? Pancakes is fuckin' simple.
>>31580604Let's try this again, only with me at the submit button.
>>31580624It was programmed that way.
>>31580613More like the only good rarijack fic.
can we post rape now?
>>31580626yeah but you make them with your "secret" ingredient
>>31580624This unit -- I mean I'm not at all 'desperate' for any instance of 'the cock.'
>>31580551Every time I find someone I'd like to marry, I end up having to kill them for some reason or another. Feels bad.this one girl hired me to kill some people for HER and she seemed kind of nice... maybe i've got a shot?
>>31580624It want's to know what it means to be loved.
>>31580647No.
>>31580642so bad
>>31580644why is everyone all over his delicious cock today?
>>31580660
>>31580649I...Uh...OKAY, I ADMIT IT. I ADD diced olives. Don't even fucking ask, I don't understand it myself.
>>31580653you will never take my penis alive!
Does anyone have the cropped version of this?
>>31580654I guess I have to ask this.What do you think is 'the largest reason' the mane six would marry? Say, would Rarity marry for political connections?
>>31580665I been here all day and this is the first time we talk about him.
>>31580696Yes.
>>31580679Slices of bananas and strawberries, dem shits be mighty ding-dong tasty
YOU NIGGERS DUNNO HOW TO DUBS
You are now Pinkie Pie. What's the first thing you do?
>>31580696After the gala i dont think so.
>>31580716
>American pancakesewBritish recipe or bust
>>31580696Rarity is a romantic. I don't see her marrying for politics.
>>31580718PARTY!
>>31580718Throw a goddamn party. Who do you think I am?
>>31580718I DO THIS
CHUCK UM
>>31580732Shut up, you don't cook ANYTHING. I swear, your bacon is like raw ham
There is no possible chance that this animation will be misused by the fanbase, no sireee
>>31580718Start signaling to you guys through the 4th wall.
>>31580745That's just her cover story.
>>31580642>>31580604wait ummm...that was just a practice test, i didn't say gonow for realif dubs blue pone best pone(or if singles too)okay go
>>31580745Yeah because she wasn't chasing after Blueblood for his high status or anything, right?
>>31580696Fluttershy would marry for love, Twilight would marry for love, Rarity would marry for love, Rainbow Dash would marry for love, Pinkie would marry for love, and Apple Jack would marry for love.
i am the best pony
>>31580760>Brits don't cook anything>Brits are known as "rosbifs" by the french because of how they overcook their beefPick one.
>>31580760>American cookingThat's a very loose definition of "cooking".
>>31580766>script
>>31580766CongratulationsIf dubs rarity best pony
>>31580766finally!
>>31580752only correct answer
>>31580732>not waffles
>>31580767No. She had a romantic fantasy about charming prince.
>>31580788
...I kinda miss Discord.And Tom
HOW DOES IT FEEL TO REALIZE THIS YOU DUMBSHITS?HOW DOES IT FEELHOW DOES IT FEEL TO KNOW YOUR LESBIANS AND SHIT SHOW GAYFUCKERY ARE ALL EXPRESSIONS OF REPRESSED HOMOEROTIC RAGE?
>>31580767She wouldn't be "Rarity" if she went for any pony who crossed her eye would she?
if singles only rape tonight
>>31580762Huge why boner.
>>31580766YES! Best pone for life! read it in weep suckers!
>>31580801And then marrying into the royal family and being the talk of Canterlot. You forgot that bit.
>>31580762I'm still waiting for a proper misuse of this one. Or right after, where she bobs on her own.
>>31580818What
>>31580835dash is best pony
>>31580818Feels good, man.
it is time for bed /co/let us all retreat to my bedfun awaits us
>>31580787The only reason you added Scotland to the U.K. was because they can fry shit, but no one can actually use fire over there. The forth of the world that you ruled would have gladly shown you this revolutionary invention if only you hadn't fucked them over in the ass, and caused two revolutions on two sides of the world. You ruined the idea of empires for everyone else, and worst of all, every time I now go to Hogwarts in Orlando, I have to eat raw food because I don;'t want to be the only one eating American food in the food court
>>31580818You sound a bit conflicted, anon.
>>31580865maybe tonight I could be your bed, anon
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>>31580837Whatever, man. I'm too tired and lazy to argue with you. If you consider her a shallow gold digging bitch, go right ahead. I am not sharing your view of the character.
>>31580718Break the 4th wall just for you guys.
>>31580913Hey man I'm only recapping what she said herself in episode 3.
>>31580696After what happened at the Gala? No way. She's a romantic, if she would marry for political reasons or power she would have stayed with Blueblood anyway.
>>31578533Well, dragons just reincarnate, so why not pony?
