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RAPIST THREAD

But can Tortoises stand on clouds?

>>31561611
surely you mean y/y?

>>31561633
Does he need to? He got a pinkiecopter installed.

>>31561639
Of course! What was I thinking?

Anyone want any high-rez caps in particular?

I'm just gonna start dumpan.

>>31561633
rainbow dash will transfer some of her nigra magik to it

I don't have time to watch the new episode- I've got coursework to finish.

FML.

>>31561650
I want that but I'm not on my computer now. Dang.

>>31561650
every. single. frame.

>>31561611
Only if it's Gamera.

Tortoises are the best choice in any situation

They're cute when they smile like this.

>>31561630
BEWARE ALL WHO ENTER HERE
YOU SHALL ALL BE VIOLENTLY RAPED
BY HE WHO SHOULDNT BE NAMED

Y. It's SO AWESOME.

And Fluttershy? Why is everything you do so endearing? Just when I was thinking I couldn't love you any harder.

derpy is still a very ugly pony

>>31561675
k

>>31561650
Fluttershy reaching into that cloud to get Mr. Bat.

>>31561689
>implying they arent cute all the time

>>31561695
No she ain't.

I'll admit I was sightly disappointed that the solution to the tortoise not being able to fly wasn't to use a jetpack Gamera style.

>>31561673
I have, anyone got a link?
don't even bother if you were going to

>mfw there are actually people who didn't like this episode

What is wrong with you faggots?

And then some of you actually went and complained on Lauren's DA. Kill yourselves.

>>31561650

GIMME ALL OF YOUR FLUTTERSHYS!!

But Rainbow Dash already has a pet. Why did she need another?

>>31561716
i really liked the solution actually

>>31561702
Do you remember when that happened? I don't.

>rainbow dash you can't own all these fucking pets

Okay so for art I am going to do a picture of Fluttershy shitting in Dash's mouth when she got stuck in the avalanche and a picture of Tank with his head cut off from the helicopter blade. Any requests?

>>31561695
She's so ugly, Fluttershy thought she was an animal and kept her as a pet.

Rainbow won't look like a tank.

Tortoise is called tank.

mfw

>>31561725
WHAT IF MY FANON ORBITS YOUR CANON?

>>31561695

Derpy isn't ugly shes just a bit plain!

>>31561726
I said its regular.

oh god, what?

>>31561738
>well, actually, there is something you can have while your here...

>>31561687
>frenzied plant

Turtle
1. Any of various aquatic or terrestrial reptiles of the order Testudines (or Chelonia), having horny toothless jaws and a bony or leathery shell into which the head, limbs, and tail can be withdrawn in most species.
2. (Chiefly British) A sea turtle.

Tortoise
1. Any of various terrestrial turtles, especially one of the family Testudinidae, characteristically having thick clublike hind limbs and a high, rounded carapace.
2. (Chiefly British) A terrestrial or freshwater chelonian.

Both turtle and tortoise are correct names of Dash's pet.

Sweet, the 1080p is up.

>>31561716

That would be pushing the magitek they have too much.

Also, choppers are cool.

I'm disappointed that Scootaloo wasn't trying to get in the competition.

Also Tank is the most badass tortoise ever.

>>31561745
i request that you ignore everything that old rapeio says

>>31561782
>I have the weirdest boner right now

>>31561785
That's why Fluttershy shrugged it off when everybody else corrected Pinkie.

>>31561779
>dem tiny tongues

man i am really saving far too many images today

>>31561725

Fandom, I don't care how fucked up you an get.

Just as long as you provide stuff like this.

>>31561797
>Im dissapointed that my shitty fanon is not canon

>>31561781
No.

>>31561726

I didn't particularly like it because all the scenes of pets competing didn't really do it for me. A lot of visual gags that, to me, just fell flat and weren't particularly funny or interesting (except for the photos of Dash and the animals, I liked those).

Did any of you guys hear about the 'Hearth's Warming Eve' episode coming up?
>mane 6 are in a play about equestria's history and how it was founded
>mfw

I DEMAND AN ENTIRE ALTERNATE CONTINUITY BASED ON THIS PICTURE IMMEDIATELY

Is there a link to the episode?

Kind of a boring episode in my opinion. Still patiently waiting for those Spike and christmas episodes

>>31561790
>Wears shades
>Handles are under the ear

>>31561826
LET ME HAVE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH THAT PICTURE AT ONCE

If I'm not mistaken, we've never had RD making scrunchyface before

>>31561783
>Ice beam

>>31561839

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_cgBvq-Sy4

>>31561836
THIS MAY ACTUALLY BE THE BEST THING IN MLPFIM HISTORY SO FAR

>>31561839
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_cgBvq-Sy4&hd=1

>>31561849
>rape

Would you a cute human pony boy?

>>31561819
It's not a huge thing, I'd just enjoy it as a one-off gag.

Oh well, the episode was still great.

>>31561611
Now every time I play left 4 dead I'll think a tortoise is coming every time I hear tank.

So, that Anon who wrote the Twilight fic yesterday here?

>>31561775

Fluttershy, can you get any more awesome?

She's got SEALS for God's sake!!

>>31561738

>>31561898
WHY THE LOL AM I FUCKING?

oh the reactions

>>31560978

>>31561781
Working on it but Youtube is acting up right now.

WHERE IS MY RAINBOW DASH FANART?
RABBLE RABBLE LOUD NOISES ETC

>>31561782

Fluttershy can be so unintentionally slutty.

Why is it the shittier episodes like the previous Applebloom one don't get any complaints thrown at Lauren? Why is anyone complaining to the people who make this show in general? Do you honestly think they give a damn what you think and are going to change the show just for you? I guarantee crap like that makes them think we're all lunatics here.

If you keep moaning about the good episodes the only ones you'll start getting will be shitty ones.

>>31561885
Scootaloo wanting to be Dash's pet is mostly a fan thing anyway. Scoots just admires Dash, but the fandom usually takes that to higher levels like almost everything in this show.

>>31561898
Those faces.
I can't quite put my finger on it.

>>31561928
>implying its unintentional
you need to speak to my rapey friend

Owning a tortoise makes you derpy.

>>31561900
>Fluttershy
>more awesome than she already is

That's physically impossible.

also here's derpy

>>31561938
i dont read anything thats longer than a sentence

>>31561918
>Putt hoof in cloud
>and make this face

It's like Flutterhsy's not trying to be subtle on how she wants to put her hoof up dash's ass

>>31561921
FUKKEN SAVED!

FUCK YOU OP USE THE DAMN SPOILERS!!

Here's the batcloud thing.

Please don't turn this into a goatse.

I CANT SAVE ALL THE FUCKING IMAGES!!!

>>31561836

You know, I really wasn't expecting Rainbow dash to dress in style.

Not this one at least. But damn, those pictures prove me wrong.

>>31561961
Or how much she want her hoof in her ass.

>>31561961

>>31561961
>>31561981
did you two plan this or something?

>>31561938
>Last episode
>Shitty

Anonymous, you card.

>>31561981

>>31561984
>THESE

>>31561927
here you go

>>31561938
>Why is it the shittier episodes like the previous Applebloom one don't get any complaints thrown at Lauren?
Because Rainbow Dash is a popular poni. And Dashfags are far more obnoxious than other fags. There's more of them too.

>>31561938
>Differing Opinions on episodes
However, I do agree that it is a bit much that people will go out of their way to complain to the creator of all people, and with little to no facts when doing so. It really does make this fandom look extremely excessive and bad.

We are lucky to have the luxury of being able to talk with the creator and many of those who work on the show and this is how we repay them? We don't deserve anything good we get if this keeps up.

>>31562004
wtf is a card?

>>31562007

>>31561981
I read that as:
>Please turn this into a goatse. I'd do it myself, but I'm too damn lazy.

>>31562025
I MEAN FROM TODAYS EPISODE!

>>31562032

In this context, someone who jokes.

>>31561953
...
awesome

also WHY DO I STILL WANT AN MLP VULTURE!

>>31562034
>tron
my exact thought

The Grid. A digital frontier. I tried to picture clusters of information as they moved through the computer. What did they look like? Ships? Motorcycles? Were the circuits like freeways? I kept dreaming of a world I thought I'd never see.

And then, one day.

I got in.

>>31562053
can i have the other meanings too?

>>31561953

Catched that on second viewing.

Sneaky animators.

>>31562060

>>31562067
you. fanart. now.

This stream was a disaster. Oh well. At least I drew three things.

Caption for this?

>>31562091
how delightfully shitty as always

>>31561836
Is this a Dash who grew up on the ground on the streets of manehatten before becoming a schoolteacher, convinced she could give her students a better childhood than she had, facing each day with fresh enthusiasm and a love for her job?

>>31562091
I think I might have been cut off. Or I wasn't paying enough mind due to Skyrim.
Good job nevertheless.

>>31562084
get rid of those fucking black bars!

Needs more ice-sweeping.

>>31562034
>owl is all "dude what?"
>eagle is all "shut up you fucking duck!"

>>31561895
hi

I have a question not regarding the episode but fanon shit. Why are there pictures of Lyra choking a Twilight-looking Lyra?

>>31562091
That reminds me, how the hell did that tree work?

Fluttershy just pulls on a birdhouse and the whole tree opened up like curtains.

We knew she was good with animals, but how the hell did she get a tree to do that?

Earth ponies suck.

So much teeth being shown in this episode. Especially during the singing.

>>31562135
You mean curling?

>>31561928
>unintentional
she's good at it, nothing more.

>Rarity, you can't wear all those fucking dresses
>Pinkie, you can't bake all those fucking cupcakes
>Fluttershy, you can't take care of all those fucking animals
>Rainbow Dash, you can't do all those fucking stunts
>Twilight, you can't read all those fucking books

Guys, why can't I stop listening this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHf-YnY9k7k

>>31561941
>jumping at the chance to take Dash's apple core away
I don't think we're pushing it that much further

>>31562141
Again I can't give much more than a "gut feeling" but I liked the fic.
You should contact NTSTS if you want advice on how to better your writing though.

>>31562130
do it yourself you lazy fag

>>31561953
Derpy why are you in the chicken coop.
Get out of there you're not Scootaloo.

>>31562142
This is cute.

>>31562142
oh boy i want that shirt

>>31562142
WHERE HAVE I SEEN THAT STYLE BEFORE

>>31562143
Hasbro made a Twilight recolor with Lyra's color scheme.

>>31562171
do it for me and i will reward you handsomely

oh god dash what the fu

>>31561611
Fucking DD, you spoiled the episode for me! I haven't watched it yet, and you go and fucking spoil it for me.

And I'm pretty sure you just ruined my birthday.

>>31562157
Because it's the first s2 song and it's fantastic.

>>31562197
how handsomely
are we talking christopher walken handsome or adrien brody handsome here

>>31562170
probably a good idea, thanks

>>31562150
Nope. Ice sweeping. All sports have to be called what they LITERALLY are.

Didn't you hear?
That's why "LOLOL HANDEGG."


Actually why is it called football? You don't go around kicking people in the groin. You should called it "kick the sphere into the net.

I don't know what the fuck is up with Youtube but it got really, really slow and choppy.

>>31562114
>dash gives her pet a public hornjob.png

>>31562135
> Curling a well known Canadian Sport
> Eagle is Curling
> Eagle is the bird of USA

I didn't see this on the first view. This is funny in many ways!
Also Curling isn't bad to watch imho. Has a lot more strategy than you would think at first.

>>31562146

Well, she lives alone in that cottage.

It needs work to be able to accomodate all the animals comfortably, so Shy has picked up on carpentry and other home improvement techniques along the way.

Any requests this morning?

>>31562143
Lyra would totally have a pet monkey.

>>31561881
>pony boy

I'd do it FOR JOHNNY.

>>31562218
neither

>>31561857
touche

>>31562252
Dash as Patton riding her Tank

Finally got a chance to watch the episode. It's the best one yet. Just thought I'd share.

>>31562157

It's the power of Fluttershy's voice.

>>31562265
SO MUCH TEETH THIS SEASON.

It kind of freaks me out.

>>31562157
Ashleigh Ball voice is awesome...

>>31562265
Dat face

>>31562207
Happy Birthday. Always watch episodes before coming into the thread first. Spoilers are everywhere, duh.

>>31561725
I FUCKING KNEW IT

>>31562272
how about something without worst pony

>>31562207
happy birthday, juice! don't be down!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1O0ErRhdoI

>>31562252
yeah please leave

>>31562291
you ever seen a grown pony naked?

>>31562218

Aren't both of those Crazy Handsome?

WHY WERE YOU ALL BORN IN NOVEMBER?

>>31562328
>please leave
No

>>31562324
yoU CANT SAY THAT TO HIM!
he is fucking rainbow dash
well he used to be

and then rainbow dash had tons of muscle girl fanart

>>31562324
Fluttershy trying to whore out the eagle to somebody else

>>31562252

If you're still up for it, I'd like to see Rainbow Dash being held up in the air by some of the birds shown in the episode.

>>31562285
K, thanks for sharing Anon. I enjoyed it as well. What did you enjoy the most about your new episode?

>>31562348
Dash hate art.

>>31562341
Valentine's Day

>>31562348
he said please though

>>31562341
> February birthday

So since all animals seem to be sentient beings, does that mean Pigs, Sheep, and Cows are all slaves to the Pony Master race?

>>31562336
christopher walken is weird handsome, adrien brody is exotic handsome. i'm trying to think of someone for crazy handsome, but the first person in my head keeps being johnny depp and johnny depp is just plain impossibly handsome.

>>31562341
best month to be born in!

>>31562369
HOLY SHIT

>>31562252
uh....uhh


mash potato pony

>>31562324
how about Dash crying over Tank's grave because she killed him by feeding him things that were poisonous, because she couldn't read the book on tortoises Twilight gave her

>>31562356
Is this the part where the Alien bursts out of her chest and starts killing everyone on the ship?

That was the best part.

>>31562357
>>31562360
How about I combine these two ideas

>>31562379
Yes. The ponies are the rulers of their land, and the subpony scum should be glad the ponies allow them to serve.

>>31562382
No it isn't, January is the best month.

>>31562407
how about you suck my dick?

>>31562324
oh come on

you havn't jumped om the fluttershy as dash's pet bandwagon

how could you

>>31562356

>>31562407

Oh shit wait, I meant to say fat Rainbow Dash

>>31562324
GG there was a new episode staring Dash, of course people are going to want you to draw her.

>>31562407
Just do it already!

>>31562420
>THATS NOT HOW YOU SPELL DECEMBER

maybe they co-exist in a weird way?

I can't really think of how it works, maybe they know they have a purpose and so they follow it ... I have no idea ...
I may have to go with "it's just a show, and those are jokes." but only because I can't think of reason

>>31562382
November, too? Fuck yeah.

So, the episode: was it good?

>>31562436
FUCK YOU! FEBRUARY REPRESENT! THE 15th IS BEST DAY! FIGHT ME IF YOU DARE!

>>31562460
APRIL MASTER RACE REPORTING IN

>>31562459
>So, the episode: was it good?

Yes. Geez. Go fucking watch it.

>>31562407
how about you just fuck off

also dash does some winking at fluttershy

lesbianism confirmed

>Long song
>Feat. RD
>Turtle wins
>Feat. RD
>Episode Feat. RD

Best episode

>>31562460
COME AT ME OREO

>>31562454
The cows give milk, the pigs find truffles, and the chickens give eggs, and their pony overlords allow them to live in relative peace, so long as they know their place and don't talk back.

>>31562473
DOG TIER

>>31562252
A Pony in a Tanooki suit?

>>31562476

>>31562459
yesterday, actually. you and i are lucky folks, to be born in the best month!

episode was great. not dash's biggest fan usually myself, but it's definitely a fun and fantastic episode. and it has a song! what are you waiting for, man?

>>31562459
Regular-

Need the new song in a cappella form nao.

Mfw I can't have it yet.

>>31562485
only lesbians can wink now?
fuck
what have i been doing my whole life then!?

>>31562431
>Anon, attempting to change someone's request and failing miserably

>>31562473

Please, everyone know September is the best birth month.

>>31562511
fucking up a blink

>>31562504
>it was your mnulh
>you didn't tell us

What the fuck bro.

>>31562507
now I want to see it as well
fuck you for making me want this

Wow, so...thats another piece of fanon made real, isn't it?

Trippy.

you guys that feeling is back

>>31562454

Sheep are Jews and Applejack was wrangling them back to their Ghetto.

>"You could of just asked..."
>Locks the gate, not giving two shits about what the Sheep said

how long are like
man ive forgotten the word
how long does it take for a pony to be born?

>>31562519
dude, i spent all of yesterday being bombarded by birthday wishes from you guys. today's my birthday now, no more of that, haha!

>>31562529

>>31562526
What?

>Nobody born in July
Whatever, my birth month sucks anyway.

>>31562537
Gestation Period?

I have no clue, google that shit

>>31562553
>summerfags

>>31561851
>Handles are under the ear
>Handles
The term is "bows"

>>31562543
wait no, i meant it's not, fuck
skyward sword ponies to distract you from my egregious errors. also, is the new episode on youtube yet in good quality without commercials?

>>31562474
fine, I'll watch it. quit being such a bitch

are you always this bitchy.

>>31562504
Nice, dude! I had a beer in your honor or something. I dunno. But still, happy late birthday!

>>31562537
I don't have much experience with pony gestation periods, but I read preggity, so I'm going to estimate ten years

>>31562529
What feeling?

>>31562511

>>31562551
People give Dash a turtle pet in fanon because she is fast and turtles are slow, is just a coincidence because is fucking obvious...

>>31562362

The song, obviously. I'm a sucker for musical numbers.

It was nice to see Dash again. She's my favorite out of the mane 6, so I was a little disappointed that she's basically been absent from the last two episodes.

The jokes...I don't know, they were funny. It was less over-the-top than lesson zero, but still goofy and cartoony, and I like that.

Oh, and retards bitching about fanservice notwithstanding, I do like that her pet's a turtle. I was kind of hoping she'd end up with two pets, though--I feel bad for the hawk now. He probably cried himself to sleep that night or something.

>>31562537

Google says 11 months.

>>31562526
Boco, you're silly. The episode has been in development for months. Also I'm surprised you actually visit these threads at all. They seem too unruly and silly for someone like you.

>>31562476
no

>>31562587
IVE GOT A FEELING

>>31562526
Hoo boy, this image has to be spammed quite frequently.

>>31562603
NO! FUCK THE BLACK EYED PEAS!

>>31562526

If you think the tortoise was fanon, Hasbro was bundling him with Rainbow Dash in the toys, and the production studio has said that Hasbro makes the input to base some backgrounds and characters in the show for the purpose of more toys. No fan came up with this idea first.

>>31562595
WOW
i expected it to be less than for humans

>>31562602
Like a fucking boss

What are you doing Dash that just does not look appropriate I tell you what

>>31562531

I would rather not think of it that way, but unfortunately, slavery seems to be the "best answer" to this. I'll have to think about it, there must be an alternative!

>>31562573
Happy Birthday Tersefag!

>>31562596

Eh, still weird.

And I only occasionally visit pony threads.

>The turtle is never seen again

>>31562602
1)Ignore hating
2)Draw
3)???
4)Get circlejerk

>>31562634
unf, dat hair

>>31562614
And of COURSE I fucking forget it.

>>31562619

Generally, gestation period has to do with how big an animal is more than any other factor.

>>31562637
im still waiting for birthday cake details

>>31562603
it could be bunnies~

>>31562640
>the same was said of Owluiscious

>>31562636
Spike's enslavement seems quite benign compared to the others

>>31562356
Tons would be nice.

>>31562617
THAT THIS THREADS GONNA BE A GOOD THREAD

you know the duck sorta looks like Griffy

>>31562577
hey, as long as you had a beer at all, that's good enough for me. thank you, and a happy birthday to you!

>>31562593
actually, and i hope i may interject, i was sort of hoping for the same thing. i imagined dash would end up with two pets, solely because it'd sate her ego to have "more" than anyone else and therefore be "better" - although it's sort of a destructive moral in a children's show, it seemed to fit better with that aspect of her character. though you could potentially argue she's too lazy to maintain two pets...but, my point is, it would have been nice to see her get both as pets. and then they could have become friends and made a dynamic for later on in the show - the hawk would play the straight man foil to the turtle's hilariously failure-prone antics, and they'd have worked together to follow around rainbow dash, having fun with her.

ah, well! this was the predictable, and, i must admit, heartwarming resolution, so i'm not too thrown by it.

>>31562695
OH DONT
PLEASE
NO!

And we're back.

Anyone need anything?

>>31562695
I think winona looks like him more

So it's another Dash episode next week, right?
How many scenes will Tank be in? Zero? One brief cameo? Place your bets!

>>31562696
Let's be honest, she's too lazy to deal with one pet

>>31562712
Zero.

>>31562708
dat plot

>>31562640

I wouldn't be surprised if Tank suffer's from the same fate as Wynona.

Damn shame.

>>31562712
i wouldnt be so sure next weeks episode will be primarily rainbow dash based... sadly

>>31562708

>>31562637
thank you, anon!

>>31562715
very true. unfortunately. i'm pretty much certain tank will be dead in a week.

howthefuck did the turtle get out of the canyon

>>31562708

I would let Coach Rainbow Dash molest me in the showers any time.

HEY
WHERE IS MY SMILEY FRIEND?

COME ON EVERYPONI SMILE SMILE SMILE!

>>31562652
What in the fucking fuck? Shit fans, get it together!

>>31562764
>magicdonthavetoexplainshit

>>31562695
CAN'T UNSEE

>>31562743

I like that it wasn't actually a hair'n'tortoise moral.

>>31562768
>>31562773
WHAT THE FUCK

>>31562767
I would let her push me harder until I broke through the pain barrier and eventually collapsed, panting for breath

I'm serious I could probably do with more exercise

>>31562768
>>31562773
Oh you guys...

>>31562741
She will probably run around town in the background chasing down the masked mare while Twilight or Pinkie actually solve the mystery

>>31562696
>>31562715

>Dash is to lazy to take care of a pet

That's why the tortoise winning is so perfect. We have a couple living in our backyard (we feed them and they live there, so they're basically pets), and they require almost no care. You don't have to worry about water at all, you can forget to feed them for months and they'll be fine.. they're custom made for bad pet owners (like dash).

>>31562773
the
fuck

>>31562766

That's the second time Twilight has been licked. She's going to develop a fetish for it, if she doesn't watch out!

>>31562695
Dude...I actually see it. This is pretty great.

>>31562712

Oh hey, look who's ban ended.

Oh Dash u y so sexy?

>>31562768
>>31562773

FUCK YEAH TIME TO WATCH THE NEW EP

>>31562695
Dude.....holy shit

>>31562774

Retards will always be retards.

Expect a lot of people to show up and told that fucker to STFU and support the creators.

Also, at people complaining this was predictable, well duh. It was still fucking funny/heartwarming/awesome.

Very few MLP episodes are not predictable.

>>31562822
it just comes naturally to her

also i forgot this earlier

OH WELL ITS BEING POSTED NOW

>Fluttershy orgasmed when Dash asked for a pet

>>31562812
YEAH
SUP WITH THAT?

>>31562773
SMILe making contributions??? What the fuck??

also, just take the turtle, please.

>>31562821
It ended like a week ago, dude, I just haven't been posting much.

Back to poni.

>>31562878
>dat pussy

>>31562885
She's fantasized about the scenario so many times that when it actually happened, all those lonely nights came rushing back to her
and then she screwed it up by showing Dash pets she'd actually like

Holy shit, did that spike pierced through his wing?

>>31562252
The Five tailed Dolphin Horse trolling the sea ponies.

>>31562908

Actually, if you see the scene, he was totally checking RD's plot

>>31562927
If they aren't willing to die for Dash, why are they even there?

>>31562927
dash is a right old torturer

THE SADDEST DASH

>long ass song right on the beginning of the episode
this ep gets better doesnt it?...

>>31561689
They are. Are those new mouths, though? I don't remember seeing a lot of those "D"-looking head-on mouths before.

>>31562952
It gets worse

>>31562952
Nope

>>31562949
FUCK MAN
SPOILER THAT SHIT BRO

>>31562927

So this hawk got itself crippled for life trying to win Dash's affection, and then Dash kicks it to the curb because some turtle gave her a piggyback ride to the finish line?

What the actual fuck.

>>31562952
Somewhat.
Last week's was much better, and I generally despise the CMC

>>31562994
HEY
I HAVE AN IDEA
LETS NOT DO THIS!

>>31562994
HAHAHAHAHAAH
OH SHIT

I wasn't the only to think of this

Thank you anon

>>31562952
>not liking the songs
>2011

>>31562964
>I-it's not like I like you or anything

>>31562994
god damnit

>>31562901
He also made this yesterday

So, was the song called Let the Games Begin?

>>31562977
>>31562980
aw shit...

>>31562994

I loled. Then I cringed when I realized a half-dozen gorefics are already being written with basically this as the premise.

>>31563036
who knows?

>>31563036
According to Daniel Ingram, it's called "Find a Pet Song"

>>31563048
Oh fuck. You ruined it for me.

>>31563051
I NEVER FUCKING SAID THAT
ITS CALLED THE FUCK YOU SONG
NOW GOING AND FUCKING LIKE ME ON FUCKBOOK

>dat derpy in the chicken coop

>>31563025

>>31562994
Fast work.

>>31563048
What I find weird is how Dash was held down by just pinning ONE FEATHER?

I thought this episode made Rainbow Dash look like a total cunt.
Yeah she redeems it at the end, but making animals compete... and the fact that they were all so desperate to have a pony take them in.

I guess the almighty fanon will assign them some pony soon enough.

>>31562142
Oh man, look at that fuzzy/uneven/crayon-esque look. Talk about detail.

>>31563081
She's completely indestructable. That one feather could not be broken off if Celestia's entire royal guard hacked at it for days

>>31562952
Define "better".

>>31563075
>that feel when you will never have dashs nose in your face

>>31562994

The best part is the tortoise watching in the background. He'll come in afterwards and say something like: I could have saved you that pain you know, if you weren't such a bitch

>>31563100
>fs: cat?
>rd: Pass.

>>31562407
Okay, here we go

I guess some of the potential pets resented their treatment

>>31563081
Pegasi are cleary shown to have only 7 feathers.

>>31563100
>I thought this episode made Rainbow Dash look like a total cunt.
Wasn't she always?

>>31563081

Poor Dash doesn't realize that her feathers will grow back should she lose them

>>31562252
Rainbow Dash sawing through her win- >>31562994
OH YEAH THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT

Whoops.

>>31563116
>that feel when Dash pushes her nose angrily in your face, shouting at you, and you try to shut her up by kissing her and she gets even angrier, picks you up, and drops you on a cloud heading out of town on a strong wind, where you slowly starve to death

>>31563123
So I presume the NSFW will be on your tumblr?
I don't usually even laugh at abuse but this is something else.

>>31563123
dat belly

The episode was great, the animation was great. Dash was a bitch for most of it and then learned some obvious shit, all great stuff. And i loved that part where they see her with the binoculars on the back of the turtle.
Also, fucking bandage out of no fucking where.

>>31563143
>feathers
>growing back
Not ones on the edge of the wing, man.

>>31563163
Only error glaring enough for me to notice the first time through an episode.

>>31563126
Rubber feathers you mean

>>31563112
a reference to mario perhaps?

IM ALL LIKE SAVE SAVE SAVE IN THIS THREAD!

hey hoppip

you rmemeber that one Mario Kart Double dash track where you did 8 laps instead of the normal three?

how about this as one of those?

>That feel when Weaver never answers my questions on the Ice Pack tumblr

>>31563100

I don't get this. She offered a competition to volunteers. She warns them ahead of time that it'll be rough. It was pet boot camp, she wasn't going to go easy on them. She wanted a pet similar to her, and she's a tough cookie to match. They knew what they were getting into.

Dash got overconfident, like she usually does, with the last race to break the tie, and she paid for it. Don't like girls that are competitive? That's fine but they aren't cunts.

>>31563100
I'm sorry to all of you animals that tried so hard but didn't find a home with a pony.
Now I'm going to have to put you to sleep.

>>31562564
eleven months

>>31563208
>that feel when Ask-Twilight used to be a good SFW blog full of smart, intelligent answers, and now it's been roleplaying with another Twilight blog for weeks now and it's total shit

No, you'll never know that feel.

>>31563208
Ask better questions

>>31563192

>>31563264
I do

>>31563218
where can I find the full version of this picture?

>>31563218
...
Implying Fluttershy would let anyone put one of her animals down.
mfw

The Falcon has a name now

Captain Annabelleisa

>>31563171
>So I presume the NSFW will be on your tumblr?
It's already up on my fimchan thread, just don't expect anything fappable.

>>31563208
Don't take it personally, I've got something like 150+ questions on there already.
Though I've also saved a bunch of them already, ready to answer, so hey, yours might already be on the list.

>>31563320
Ew, I have never fapped to your stuff anyway.

>>31563286
We need this .gif but with dicks instead of eels

>>31563262
do ponies give birth in hosptials?

Did anyone else see Derpy in the chicken coop?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCTbFN0EsDM

Now it's time for stupid 1000 pages long fanfictions based on "127 hours"

>>31563333
quads speak the truth

>>31563338
nope
only you

>>31563298
up your ass and around the corner

>Twilight will never qualify to be Dash's pet
TwiDash never even had a chance

its like the producers actually read /co/ threads.

please tell me next weeks is gonna be better.

>implying nobody saw "dash gets a turtle for a pet" coming from a mile a way
>and by a mile i mean like right after they acknowledged the existence of pets

casuals
all of you

>>31562773
!!!! I hadn't seen that!
Now the idea that Derpy and her friends are having their own adventures around but we just don't see because of the story focus is stronger than ever in my mind.

behold the form of your new master

>>31563371
good, nobody likes that ship.

Okay. Just watched it. This is THE best episode of S2, possibly the best of the entire series.

That being said, S2 has been a bit of a let down for me so far, aside from this episode. There just hasn't been that consistency or appeal that S1 had. This episode makes me optimistic, though.

>>31563371
>implying Dash didn't just issue Twilight a challenge
She just said that Twilight didn't understand something. That's like telling Dash she won't win a race.

>>31563371
Samething with Dashrity.
Only Pinkie can deal with that bitch.

>>31563301
Oh you silly bitch.
We are putting Fluttershy down.
It's cheaper to just let her animals starve to death after. Funny thing once they grow dependent on a pony.

>>31563371
I'm pretty sure this episode confirmed Dash's asexuality.

She was pretty distant to everyone.

>>31563377
Next week's is about a masked hero who goes around saving people and taking all the glory from RD. Currently taking all bets on whether it will be derpy and only we will know at the end of the episode

>>31563405

>>31563439
>Not tying her down and making her watch
gosh, princess, your cruelty needs work. She'll even be more useful to you once her spirit is broken and you can weaponise her stare.

>>31563439
why is celestia left hoofded?

>>31563405
>BZZZZZWERGGZZZZZZERRRGGHHZHZZZZ

>>31563377
Looks like we got another genius in our midst.

see >>31562652 and feel stupid.

>>31563446
Not with Fluttershy.

>>31563463
But what if it's Trixie?

>>31563405
>all hail
>THE MONARCH
>HAHAHAHHAHHAH

anyone have a link to the archive thread when the episode was playing live? i cant seem to find it in the index

>>31563463
It's gonna be Fluttershy. Or Luna.

>>31563465
Requesting hypnoporn with moth and opal.

So that thing is clearly enchanted, Pinkie has nothing to do with it

>>31563493
Im putting my money in another pegasus.
Maybe a new char.

>>31563494

>>31563466
Like I have the time to find that many fucking animals. May as well drop the sun on the area.
>>31563468
I don't know what you are talking about.