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>>31548319
>fanfiction sucks
FAGGOT DETECTED.
You obviously haven't read fallout equestria, my little dashy or past sins. Don't blind yourself.

How hard is the penis right now?

:3

adorable? well okay i'll hook you up

>>31548421
>clopping

dat tummy

>implying 4 is vetter than 3.5

>>31548414
>Even kidding about that

>>31548421
Pretty flaccid, actually.

>>31548414
3/10

Uhhh... this has got some adorable ponies in it.

>>31548413

>>31548414
You lost me at past sins.

>>31548414

>>31548414
3/10 you made me respond and I actually laughed a little

>That feel when you woke up at a reasonable hour this morning and now you're slightly tired but you don't want to go to sleep yet, and if you slept you'd have to wake up on an alarm for the episode but you also can't stay up until it airs because you'd feel like shit and die, and the longer you stay up the worse it'll be because you'll have had less sleep when you have to wake up

fuck

good night I guess

>>31548434

>>31548446
These things always bother me because Pinkie and Rarity are always completely absent

>>31548461
>MFW both Fluffy and Leth are MIA

>>31548414
I have read parts of fallout equestria
and frankly it made me want to play fallout 3 again.
But that doesn't mean I liked the fanfic.
Not to mention the Fans of the fanfic. Hue

>>31548442
HNNNGH!

My heart!

MY HEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART!

>>31548509
Fluffy's not MIA, he posts as Ghost of Fluffy now.

Anon who rescued the marker, would you mind deleting it so I can mark this thread?

>>31548485
>rating my opinion

But really guys...
Fallout: Eq is actually pretty good...

>>31548502

>>31548548
Verified

>>31548548
No.
It really isn't

Quickfic request from last thread: space travel, high fantasy.

1st pic reply: two words describing something in the picture will be in the story.
If the fun is doubled on the reply, GRIMDARK.

>>31548548
I like the curses and such that the author came up with.

That is all.

>>31548559

If you had to fuck a pony, would it be doggy style or missionary?

Doggy style might be more natural, but imagine spreading those pony legs. Might be a deal breaker.

Anyway, I guess I'll post some adorable ponies. I'm still waiting for more suggestions on potential deaths for Nathan Quest, though. Seriously, the whole quest is basically just "fuck everything, let's have fun with it," so anything you think might be funny is worth mentioning.

>>31548548
Oh shit, please make it stop, oh god my sides.

>why do i keep getting fatter if i'm eating only vegetables
:(

Someone has a script that lets them steal the marker the instant it's deleted.

>>31548555
>>31548555
>>31548555

Sorry, I tried to post it here as fast as I could, but they beat me to it

>>31548575

>>31548555

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!

...That's it. I give up. I sit here typing in captchas for five minutes to get it as soon as the anon deletes it, and lo and behold look where it fucking ends up.

I can't beat scripts.

>>31548587
Doggy then missionary

>>31548509
Well to my knowledge, Fluffy's sick and gonna be out for awhile, but he'll pull through.

Leth, no information from me what happened to him. Though I'm sure someone knows.

I mean it can't be like Slender Man suddenly got him.

>>31548586

>>31548616
Only leth can manually mark right?

>>31548616
shit, Rainbow needs sme exercise and a diet

>>31548614
Is there any way to manually mark the threads like before?

>>31548414
well i don't know about th-
>past sins
i'll kill you for this. i swear to fucking raptor jesus i'll kill you DEAD. don't EVER joke about this

>>31548643
Iunno

>>31548602
Find it.
Have 15 people report it.
Auto ban whatever.
yeah

>>31548589
Teleported to the moon, petrefied in an embarrasing position, sat on by a dragon, they arent hard to come up with. Channel your inner 12 year old.

>>31548643
>>31548650
>>31548653

Leth and Archive. I need to find a way to get in contact with him...

>>31548587
Definitely missionary. I'd love to see their cute little faces contort into a look of pure passionate pleasure, then reach down and kiss them on the nose.

>>31548651
It wasn't that bad

>>31548651
Dinofag!

>>31548602

It doesn't matter.

This show is complete crap. i thought it was all supposed to be about friendship. But all I see are people having mental breakdowns and evil gods of chaos mindraping everyone.

>>31548639

>>31548675
Finally someone that knows what is good here, I really hope one day that Past Sins become canon, Nyx is my favorite character in all the MLP universe

You came in the front door, having just gotten home from work. You walked into your bedroom to find...just the most heartwarming scene you could imagine. Pinkie Pie, visiting your humble home, had managed to tire herself out during the course of the day and had fallen asleep, spread out on the twin-sized guest beds. Her her healthy-looking torso rose and fell gently as she breathed in and out, and her head was tilted to the side against her foreleg. She had an almost-imperceptible smile on her face; knowing her, she was evidently dreaming about friends, parties, or her friends at a party.

You smile and sigh warmly, stepping softly across the room and gently lowering yourself so that you can rest your head and your right arm on top of the comforter, mere inches from Pinkie's slumbering visage. She stirs and you freeze, but she doesn't seem to wake up. You're content to simply sit there and watch her, unmoving, knowing that moments like this--where she was peaceful and quiet--were far and few in-between.

You're startled somewhat when one of her eyelids suddenly flutters open, an unfocused, bleary, baby-blue eye peeking at you from beneath. She raises a hoof and gently rubs it, thinking it was time to rise.

"Mmn...I didn't hear you come in," she says in the softest, most beautiful voice. You touch a finger to her lips, hushing her as you gently take her hoof in your other hand and lay it down on the bed where it was, her velvety, pink coat tickling your lips as you touch a lingering kiss to her forehead.

"Go back to sleep," you whisper, and she quietly hums as she settles back down, closing her eyes and falling back asleep almost as soon as she ceased moving. You glance back at her one more time, burning the view into your mind before closing the bedroom door with a quiet 'click'.

>>31548707
Lauren disproved the Nyx theory when she said that Luna was turned into NMM by jealousy.

Stupid question. Who's the name of that deviantartist who draws whacked out, LSD trippin' pony pictures?
His name escapes me.

>>31548684
This image always reminds me that there hasn't been a true mental breakdown for RBD or Rarity yet.

>>31548689
Huh. I'd never seen this one. Fits pretty well with
>>31548684

>>31548707
>nyx
>"canon"

Dino-fag. Make love to me.Now.

>>31548725
Depends on who in particular you're referencing, there are a lot of semi-surrealistic pony artists.

>>31548747
>iv'e never seen this before

Are you serial?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZW3R2SuBlPg
>mfw I can't break my addiction to MLP general
When you're life's a mess
Where depressions just status quo
Someone show me a way to get outta here
cause i constantly pray to get outta here

>>31548727
Rainbow Dash had a breakdown, Rarity was just being Rarity

>>31548711
>Far and few in-between

If you're gonna employ overused phrases, at least have the courtesy to not completely fuck them up.

>>31548701

whats the deal with past sins? it wasnt bad

http://www.ebay.com/itm/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=320796495590

Inb4 5000$

>>31548766
*Your

Anyone know what tumblr this is?

>>31548725
Porkcow.

>>31548764
Whoaaa

>>31548727
I would actually like for RBD to end up something like how the author of the "Fractured Loyalty" blog imagined her. Gone completely anarchist.

>>31548707
Sorry man is too obvious.
0/10

>>31548773
Actually, it was amazing, best fanfic ever

>>31548589
Struck by lightning during a storm, Pinkie Pie prank goes wrong, bucked by Applejack, bucked by Big Mac, set on fire by Spike, Lyra captures him and locks him in her basement, chokes on a random piece of food, Cupcaked, etc.

>>31548785
Looks like Kloudmutt's artstyle, you could probably find the link at his Fimchan thread, /b/ newfaggot.

>>31548765
I'd seen everything on either side of it, but this one was always missing from the sequence. It makes me feel bad for Twilight.

>>31548661

I don't know, man. I put a lot of effort into repressing him when I gave up with comedy, and I fear that waking him up again would be like opening Pandora's box.

I guess it's really the best thing to do, though.

>>31548785
It's Kloudmutt's.

>>31548773
>>31548801
>samefag

>>31548666

Oh hello there Mr. Triples!

So Leth is still around eh?

Not beeg surprise

>>31548787
Thanks!

>>31548785

ask-klodette.tumblr.com

>>31548777
all of my want!
>enter 230$ or more
EGADS GET IT AWAY

>>31548815
>feeling bad for mary sue rape porn drawn in binary pen

lol

>>31548788
I know, right.

>>31548821
>he doesn't know how to identify samefags

>>31548812
>>31548819
>>31548812
hey thanks buddy(s)

>>31548771
It's a mute point since misteaks like that are a diamond dozen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=fvwp&v=jxwz4FUHk6s

If this was a poni, would you buy it /co/?

>>31548772
AmIDoin'It'Rite'?

>>31548773
it's basically the pony version of twilight
terrible writing, incredibly popular, people praise it as super deep when it uses really fucking bland....well...everything.

>>31548818
>opening Pandora's box
>"fighting near Discord's statue"

FTFY. Basically the same thing, only more relevant.

I'm gonna name my OC nyx, cause its like dark and hardcore and stuff ecksdee!!111oneone

>>31548821
nope, i mean seriously why everyone hate it?

>>31548885
Dude just go back to ponychan.

>>31548862

>>31548885
See
>>31548866

>>31548885
get back to ponychan fagot.

>>31548758
what'd i do this time
DON'T PUT YOUR PENIS THERE DADDY I DID ALL THE CHORES LIKE YOU ASKED

>>31548897
>>31548904

>>31548777
Man that thing is fucking amazing

>>31548873
Firewall OC is best OC

Even if he does try and suicide by smoking

>>31548871

Yeah more relevant in the same way that 20% cooler is relevant.

>Past sins
>clopfics
>ponyfuckery
And then you cry like faggots when the rest of /co/ and all 4chan wants you to GTFO,

>>31548915
I want your Wiener.

>>31548921
I know right. I can't wait to win it so I can tear it open and stick in my blue mare vag fleshlight into it and sew it back up.

>>31548925
Superior.

Shit like Past Sins being popular sometimes questions my allegiance to this fandom. However, stupid shit happens in ANY fandom, let's hope it doesn't go too far with the Mary Sue fic bullshit.

>>31548945
And the best part is there is nothing they can do about it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHDYUF9uohk

Against my better judgement... here's the first preview of my remix of Smile Smile Smile. It's not long enough for a preview to send to Tanman/Bandpuffs, and it's still VERY incomplete, but I want you guys to know that I miss you guys and that Super Ponybeat is not dead. Probably to some of your chagrin.

http://www.mediafire.com/?euttfc4ays2r8uu

>>31548904
never been there

>>31548924
What does he smoke? Poison Joke? Is he a Poison Smoker? A midnight toker? Gettin' his lovin' on the run?

>>31548945
>complaining about someone's opinion
>complaining about someone's sexual preferences

>>31548945

>>31548977

>>31548973

I love how professionally the guy demos this shit.

This guy and his beard is the fucking best.

Also lol at how floppy and stupid that thing looks.

>>31548956

You motherfucker.

>>31548961
>implying past sins had mary sue characters

>>31548984
He smokes Mareboro. No, I'm not making this up. Read Through The Eyes of Another Pony

>>31548973
Give it main 6 colors, hooves and a cutie mark and I'm in.

>>31548945
Rarity looks so damn sexy with her hair up like that.

>>31548977
There aren't enough image macros in the world.

Thanks, man. I'm already in love with it.

>>31548994
I cannot quit giggling whenever I see one of these.

our precious spoiler

>>31548977
I would listen to it, but I am waiting to either hear it first in an episode or be told that is is for a piece of merchandise.

>>31548977
Virus.

>>31548946
NO RAPING IN PONY GENERAL

>>31549035
Mediafire IS a pretty shitty upload service. Would you prefer MegaUpload or another service?

>>31548961
>let's hope it doesn't go too far with the Mary Sue fic bullshit.
HAHAHAHA
we past that point in May, dude

>captcha; march itiousi

no captcha, march was a little early for that

>>31548977
the synth you picked for the 'vocals' during the verse feels too wimpy, and the tempo seems too slow also

intro is solid though

>>31549039
But I NEED it...

>>31549018
Dang. He loses my respect for smoking Equestria-brand cancer sticks.

>Poison Toker for life.

>>31549039
...You sure?

>>31549031
Have some more.

>>31548977
FUCK
YES

>>31548977
people are giving YOU shit now?

good lord. Also that sounds REALLY nice.

Guys, I just... I just don't care about ponies anymore. I was all up in Synctube for season 1, but honestly I'm just waiting for Fallout Equestria to be done and that's it. I dunno. Second season just isn't doing it for me, this isn't fun anymore.

Maybe I'm just depressed.

>>31549066
I really like her mane

>>31548973
Hey kids! Ever want to fuck jello?

>>31548973
that thing looks fucking disgusting
when he patted it and said it was made of fanta flesh i imagined flinging it from my balcony and hearing the sickening thud as it hit the ground

>>31549031
i know right?
most pony political cartoons are pretty good for some reason. they ignore sturgeon's law

>>31549039
fine, GAWD.

>>31548946

Did Dinofag suddenly replace Dash in your dreams or something?

>>31549075

>>31549034
I won't be releasing the full version until I have a release date from Hasbro. Or an okay from Ingram if I tried asking him.

>>31549063
That's a piano, but duly noted. Maybe pair it with something stronger? I don't want it to be overpowering. I also want to thicken the soundworld around the "chorus" before that second synth brass riff there.

>>31549068
He loses my respect for smoking period. I try to ignore it because the fanfic is actually good. Somehow.

>>31549063
I kind of agree with some of this. Still unconditionally awesome, but I'm not feeling the same energy I felt from the original.

I assume it's a bit much to ask for any of that to change now. Thanks again for sharing the preliminary version with us.

so GG, for IcePack, his favorite clients seem to be Applejack and Rarity

at least they seem the most open about treating him like a guest or some shit like that

>>31549066
you couldn't handle it, guy

>>31548711
You walk down to the kitchen and make some food. Bacon, eggs, sausage...and laxatives. You stir the it inside the food, knowing that in a short while the innocent pony will lose control of her bowels. The thought gives you an erection, but you try to contain your boner for later. You walk back in and place the chemical laden breakfast to her side. "Breakfast in bed! Oh goodie!" The excitement and joy arouses you. She stuffs her face full, completely unaware of the coming bowel movement. With every bite, your penis fills more and more with blood. "This is really good mmm thank you" You give her a dark smile "My pleasure" The words made your penis twitch. "I'm still too sleepy..." You hum a lullaby. You wouldn't want her to leave before the event.

After about four hours you hear a groaning from the bedroom. The sound turns you on so much. You peer in to see a pink pony on her side, gripping her stomach. "I don't feel so good" Just as the words left her mouth, a streaming pile of shit flies from anus. The entire bed and sheets becomes drenched in a brown liquid. "Oooh!" The shock is quickly changed to embarrassment. But you don't care. You can't take it anymore. You jump on the bed, claw through the dirty sheets and whip out your penis. "Whaa?!" The pulsating erection immediately finds it's way to the pink pony's leaking rectum. The force of the first thrust causes Pinky Pie to scream in pain. As the pounding continues, shit streams out. The shit comes out at high pressure because of the penis blocking the exit. The extra pressure adds to the pleasure. Soon, you can't hold anymore and you cum against the river of shit flowing on your penis. When you pull out, a mixture of brown and white liquid slowly pours out of the poor pony's butthole.

"My work is done" is the only thing you can say through your heavy breathing.

Yes or no?

>>31549105
take it to his thread faggot

brushie brushie brushie

>>31549107
Alas, my advances are not working. You win for now.
But Mark my words, you will be mine some day!

>>31549079
I've been there. You gotta track down that one memory of when someone told you something bad about pony and you secretly told yourself it wasn't true, but chose to act like it was.

For me, it was that pony conflicted with being a man.

>>31549079
Well whether you're depressed or just moving on...whether you end up staying or going, Anonymous, please know that I always loved you

>>31549125
the design is too small.

>>31549125

god no.

>>31549134
Hahah that's so adorable it hurts

>>31549079
Take a break. Being on ponies for quite awhile is going to make you sick of it.

>>31549079
Go watch some Doctor Who or Psychoville then.

>>31549117
I frew up a little.

>>31549079
Maybe it's over for you Anonymous. I've had a couple friends fall out of MLP fandom from lack of interest.

>>31549079
>im just here for the fandom

Sorry, I know Past Sins came up earlier and I just had to post this.

>>31549117
WELL, WELL, WELL, SOMEbody broke the "No raping in Pony General" rule!
>>31549039

>>31549174
...Why?

>>31549174
Did someone draw RBD a bunch and then just recolor her like Scootaloo?

>>31549079
>Second Season isn't doing anything for me
>Waiting for Fallout Equestria to be done
Either you're trolling, or you need to be sent to the gas chambers

>>31549190
That pisses me off so much/sarcasm

>>31549207
>RBD
Get out. Now.

>>31549105
I just realized that for me, Ice Pack sounds like Antonio Banderas, esp. as Puss in Boots.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIDVceNZEzs

Well you guys are boring me time to go play skyrim

>>31549190
What kind of bronies are you if you cant love and tolerate?

>>31549207
I think that's exactly what happened.

>>31549246
>bronies
Get the fuck out

>>31549141
you can be mine right now. i think
care for some tea?
we were talking about that, right?

>>31549207
Looks more like recolored screencaps to me. Or RD traces.

>>31549249
Probably, but that last one -- "ill" -- seems to fit the situation just fine.

>>31549125
i'd buy it for my 6 year old niece
>and fill it with dinosaur toys

>>31549239
Why not pretend he sounds black, like a normal person?

>>31549232
you know what i mean, fuck typing out rainbow dash every time

>>31549264
Hooray!

>>31549264
You rock.

>>31548973
I'd buy it for my 6 year old nephew with the legs pre cut so he could dress it up in stockings or panties and live out his fantasies

>>31549190
Family Dinner is literally my only favorite MLP fanfic.

>>31549280
What the fuck ever, man, to me either he sounds like Antonio or the Dos Equus "most interesting man alive."

>>31549230

>>banned
>>for posting pony snuff

Are you serious? They'd probably throw me a parade!

Plus, it's terrible pony so we can all enjoy the torment.

>>31549280
What do black people sound like?

This may be off topic but does anyone else love dipping ice cubes in juice and then sucking/gnawing on them?

>>31549280
To that end, I imagine Ice Pack sounds like Bernie Mac.

Rest in peace, nigga.

>Get banned for no reason
>Play Arkham City to pass time

THE SYSTEM WORKS.

>>31549258
I HATE TEA!
THIS RELATIONSHIP SUCKS. WE'RE THROUGH!

>>31549239
i prefer to not think of puss in boots at all because he's a terrible character

why don't you imagine him sounding like denzel washington like everyone else

>>31549280
but black people aren't normal. they're niggers
>>31549241
>camo giraffe
>bat wings, ever
>a scarf
>dose color schemes
>pic related

>>31549301

Truly a modern masterpiece.

>>31549264
the marker maybe here but Jason will still have no friends

>>31549317
>doesn't like tea
you're on my to-eat list, now

>>31549303

>>31549340
Soda>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>tea

>>31549320
...He's either Morgan Freeman or James Earl Jones in my mind. Maybe Keith David.

>>31549280
Maybe he is a black hispanic?

>>31549224
I have no idea why, but your abuse cheers me up a lot. Not as much as the time I talked about being molested and that's why I post pony gore, and somebody said I wasn't molested enough, which cracked me up for days, but still you put a smile on my face.

And yeah, actually I meant Project Horizons. Oh you stupid pony, what horrible thing will be done to you and what horrific thing will you do next?

>>31549323

Dinofag... who let you back in?

>>31549273
>>31549300
why did i laugh so hard

>>31549340
Tea sucks. What'cha gon' do about it?

>>31549360

Water>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
;>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
;>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
;>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>soda

Taste is for casuals.

>>31549324
>hard vore

>>31549361
Excellent voices, all too old. Ice Pack doesn't look that old.

Unless our good friend Double-G would like to offer some insight?

>>31549371
>>31549361
>>31549320
>>31549239
>>31549105
He sounds like Gilbert Godfreid

>>31549241

what manner of car would the ponies drive?

>>31549353
Yeah, yeah, everyone's decided that being 'zebra' supposes he sounds like Danziel Washington, but for goodness' sakes I can't imagine Ice Pack saying anything like a D. Washington typecast role.

> Ice Pack in PHILADELPHIA: THE MOVIE opposite TOM HANKS? Hell no.

>>31549407
A mustang

>>31549397
Yesterday it was Rainbow Dash.

>>31549397
Gottfried
Why did you read my miiiiind

>>31549407
They wouldn't.
They'd drive trucks
With cardboard cutouts of their waifus in the back.

>>31549387

Mine too...

>>31549394
I agree here. I suck at people's names, but he definately sounds youngish to me. Probably with a clear voice, good tone. Innocent almost.

>>31549381
get hungry is what
reaaal hungry
>>31549377
leth'd banishment incantation had faded
>and ancient evil has awoken

>>31549394
I kinda meant in their prime.
Wait, who was that one... ah, right. Barry White.

>>31549407

Silly anon, you can drive a car with hooves.

Twilight: Prius
AJ: Ford Pickup from the 60s
Rarity: Saab
Fluttershy: Smartcar to minimize pollution
Dash: Ferrari
Pinkie: Volkswagon beetle.

>>31549407
http://ponies-in-vehicles.deviantart.com/

>>31549419
more like
A pinto

I think Ice Pack should sound like either Don Cheadle or Donald Fiaison.

>>31548973
They need to make the flat side look like actual legs, and put some hard rubber "bones" inside so it's not floppy as fuck.

>>31549434
>You are the chosen one!

>>31549335
if I get doubs Jason befriends the main 6
if not he remains forever alone!

>>31549458
Wait, I got it. He should sound like Dave Chappelle.

>>31549407
Some sort of custom bright pink bugatti

>>31549472
>Your hometown village has been destroyed

>>31549472
no FUCK that shit, i don't want to save no towns

fuckin' leave for two seconds, walk back and the whole shit's up in flames
>YOU'LL
>NEVER
>GUESS
>WHAT
>HAPPENED

>pet wet dog
>hand smells like wet dog
>wash thoroughly with soap and water
>hand still smells like wet dog
wat do?

>>31549446
>Pinkie Pie in a beetle
REQUESTING THIS DRAWN.

Also
>Rarity
>Saab

Ahah. Ahah. No. Fillystine. The Element of Generosity drives a Honda Civic, because it's cheaper so she can give more money to charity or her friends.

>>31549475
If dubs, Leth comes back tomorrow. ; ;

>>31549446
That's mostly what I'd think, but Twilight would drive some kind of compact Camry for getting around town with high mileage for her trips to Canterlot, Fluttershy would drive some all-electric or biodiesel, and AJ would probably use the family farm's F-150 or something.

>>31549494
Cut hand, is the only way

>>31549494
fap

>>31549488

boogadi veyrun?

>>31549494
Tomato juice?

>>31549494
Pet a clean hand.

>>31549494
hand sanitizer

>>31549494
Nothing. You have become Wet Dog.

>>31549488
"Driver's license? Why would I need a license? It's all pedals and this wheelie thing, I see Ms. Cake drive ALL THE TIME!"

>>31549494

>Eat hands

>>31549506
looks like Leth and Jason lose

Doubles decides what I draw.

>>31549530
>Retrieve spare hands from bedside table

So the general consensus is that the track is okay so far. I'll make the few changes I intended and develop it, good to know.

Before I go... a Youtube PM suggested I do an original song for Trixie. I don't hate the idea. Would you guys like the idea, when I have time for it? How would you like it to go?

>>31549543
Rainbow Dash eating a Fudgie Whale cake.

>>31549543
The owner of the Root beer factory, Ponyville branch.

>>31549543
Twist molesting tom the rock

>>31549506
If dubs he can never come back
ever

>>31549543
Rolling for Pinkie Pie in a Volkswagen Beetle, optionally featuring the hosts of Top Gear UK.

>>31549543
Jason failing at befriending the main 6

>>31549543
Pinkie riding on the back of a massive rhinocerous beetle.

>>31549446

>Dash
>Ferrari

but wouldn't it be a muscle car? i mean, the girl can't hardly handle anything but straight-line acceleration.

i'd say Mustang, but god, i hate Mustangs. too pretty. not evil enough.

>>31549543
Dash getting potato chips all over the break room at work.

>>31549543
Anon at Leth's funeral

>>31549549
I heard that Trixie will be coming back for an episode. Hold off on that song in the hopes that she gets one in the show.

>>31549543
pinkie pie uses time machine is molesting her foal self.

>>31549543
Princess Celestia throwing Twilight off the balcony of her castle.

>>31549577
I hate you, anonymous.

>>31549549
I dont like that idea at all.

>>31549543
Fluttershy doing something cute. In Super Ponybeat Album-cover format.

Or Wild Joe's Eurobeat Band.

>>31549543
Fluttershy working tension out of Big Mac's sore shoulders

>>31549577
Great success.

>>31549549
Your original songs are spectacular - I suppose this idea beyond reason, but it's a matter of how much time you devote, really.

Dunno what a musical theme would be like for Trixie. Austere adjectives are one thing, but the actual mechanics of the sound design are another. I'm sure you already have ideas though.

>>31549577
Fuck you

>>31549543
the reason why you suddenly wanted to horribly rape me

>>31549585
You'll never hate me more than I hate myself.

>>31549577
It was a beautiful day for a funeral. The sky was clear, the weather crisp, and not a single bird or its song flew through the sky that day...

>>31549549
Unrelated aside: your Discord (Eurochaos Remix) is facking oresum.

>>31549573
Bitch, Dash makes 90 degree turns at beyond the speed of sound. She's one of those one-seater barely street-legal racers.

>>31549549
Vaudeville tunes, show tunes from the 20's, ragtime? Something that makes me think of poolhalls and limelights.

>>31549577

>>31549573
DODGE. FUCKING. VIPER.

>>31549446

As an /o/ fag I'm going to have to step in and replace your choice for Twilight, but I agree with the rest of it. Except for maybe Rarity, she seems like she'd be at home in one of the shitty new Bangle-era bimmers (which are basically the recent BMWs that took on the rounded shapes, as opposed to the older, square models).

>>31549578

>Song
>For Trixie

If that's true, I'll eat my boxers. God, I hate that bitch.

>>31549577

>>31549632
DeLorean. Dem gullwing doors.

>>31549604
I'd want to make something flashy and tricky, not very heavy. Not sure if I could think of an existing Eurobeat song as an example.

>>31549586
Duly noted.

>>31549638
Yech. I don't hate hate her but she doesn't need a song.

Unless it's a riff on I BET YOU THINK THIS SONG IS ABOUT YOU.

>>31549638
You just hate Seth.

>>31549638
>hating the best character
Are you a faggot?

>>31549620

she also spun out several times in the same episode.

and much like a muscle car, she runs out of fuel quickly. thirstier than anything.

>>31549651

>DeLorean

Nigger there's a reason that shit is known for getting up to 88MPH - it's not because of BTTF, it's because that's it's top speed.

I need to sleep, but fucking Skyrim and MLPG won't let me. Feels like addiction, bro.

>>31549577
but why

>>31549663

Shut the fuck up Seth.

>>31549638
I fucking love villain songs.

>>31549671
Never said it would be factory-standard.

>>31549687
I totally saw that coming.

>>31549653
If you have time while you're here... I might have already asked you about this, but could you recommend some Eurobeat worth listening to? It's one of my favorite genres, but my collection of material is hugely lacking.

Labels, artists, 'super eurobeat collections'... anything like that?

Would be greatly appreciative if you could throw out a recommendation or two.

>>31549680
I want that button.

I want it slaved to this song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2R677MV--WI

>>31549604

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU. One night when I was filled with sleep deprivation I made my own Griffy fan fiction just for you. Mind if I post it?

>>31549698

if it's not factory-standard, it's not a DeLorean, and is therefore useless.

the only good thing about it is that it's so utterly mad. you can't take that away from it.

>>31549578
Where did you heard that?

>>31549578
If she gets one in the show, chances are pretty much 90% that I'll do it. It'd save me some work, anyway.

>>31549628
Mm. Maybe some swing-time Eurobeat, as much as Stormwolf beat me to it. I like that idea.

>>31549638
She's not that bad.
>Eyes go crazy

>>31549732
>did you hear

Grammar, my only weakness.

>>31549715

TELL HIM NO.

FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST NTSTS TELL HIM NO.

>>31549653

Another thing: are you planning anything for Pinkie's new song? Season 2 has been utterly lacking in material and it's the freshest thing we've got.

>>31549741
Poolhall piano swing?

>>31549752
>>31549715
You both knew the answer to this already.

:V

>>31549755
Dude, the whole reason he showed up was to post his WIP for Smile Smile Smile.

why aren't you getting well rested for best pone?

>>31549638
>>31549658
I was thinking something like this.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=WO23WBji_Z0

Has anyone done a Humanized Griffy?

>>31549746

It's not scary when we eyes go crazy.

It's scary when she looks right. at. you.

>>31549730
>it's not a delorean, and is therefore useless

I never thought I'd read those particular words put into that particular combination.

>>31549697
>Implying trixie is a villian

>>31549781
ALL NIGHT ERRY NIGHT.

>>31549755
As in, Smile Smile Smile?
The one I just posted at >>31548977 ?

>>31549619
Glad you liked it! It was fun making a track that represented Discord. Lot of work, but worth the effort.

>>31549710
Hm. Are you aware of the genre's "super classics", sort of the ones every fan needs to know by heart? There are at least 3.

>>31549770

HAHA STORY TIME.

We find our hero jerking off violently in the woods behind a tree at the speed of light. He was holding a picture of a skinned Nyx (because she was even MORE naked dohohoho), he fapped quite a lot. Finally after about a cluster fuck of minutes, he reached a climax, his semen shot up into the air, hitting a flying goose in the eye, causing it to fall to its death.
"That was some good masturbating." Griffy screamed at the top of his lungs.
Griffy then tucked in his gerkin vonjerkin, plopped onto his belly, and scooted back to Ponyville.

He scooted at the speed of sound and broke a few land speed records. He entered the town, as he scooted through town, the ponies walking past him looked at him with pity, because the town knew we was the Mike Dawson of Equestria. He scooted all the way to Twilights library.
"TWILIGHT, I AM AT THE HOME OF WHICH YOU OWN." whispered Griffy.
"For fucks sake Griffy, leave me alone, I hate you so god damn much." Twilight said as she was getting rammed in the ass by Fluttershy with a strap on.
Griffy was not listening, for he was flailing his head around like in those silly Gmod videos while maintaining his cute widdle duck smile. Griffy then teleplorted to a nearby Rainbow Dash, she was not amused. As soon as she saw him, she made like a Dino-fag and ran away while jerking off to The Land Before Time.

PART 2 COMING YOUR WAY.

>>31549817
Antagonist songs then.

Fuck off.

>>31549781
No Pinkie Pie episode has been announced yet, sadly.

I'll head to bed soon and wake up in a bit to watch the new pony tomorrow. Sounds like it'll be a good one!

>>31549808
Play yes. That is creepy. And awesome.

>>31549823
Maybe? Most of the stuff I have has been collected in random smatterings through years of listening. Some Super Eurobeat stuff, Initial D soundtracks, remixes, your stuff, and god only knows what else...

Just assume I'm starting from ground zero, I guess. The more you can suggest, the better... I have a seriously lack of a properly developed catalogue.

>>31549818
My nigga.

i>>31548371
>That feel when I haven't sleep in 24 hours and I cant go to bed because I'll probably oversleep and will miss the ponies

>>31549832
Fucking hell, now someone needs to draw griffy doing Sweetie's facescoot.

>>31549832

PART 2: HOMECOMING

He then confuffled to Sugar Cube Corner, where Pinkamena was being dark and very and teh caek wuz a lyeee xDDDD. Griffy enetered the room, not knowing what will happen next. Suddenly out of fucking nowhere Pinkadarkedgy Pie came flying out of the walls with Ph-I MEAN NTSTSTSTSTTSTSS head wrapped around her crotch, the battle of the ages occurred, shit flew everywhere across the room, lives were lost and terrible fan fictions were written, after the amazing battle, they decided to fuck violently on the floor, since Griffy was too stupid to fuck the party button of a pony, Pinkafleemurr had to suddenly grow a lust penis, so she did. Griffy did not know how to sex, so he started screaming sounds that cannot be described, sounds that come from the depths of hell itself. Griffy then flew off into the sunset with a dildo in his ass while blood came gushing out and drenching those below in semen and blood.

THE END.

>>31549832

...

I take it back. That was worth reading.

>>31549808

>Oh hi I've been waiting for you. Let's go down into the basement, I want to show you something...

>>31549823
My personal favourite of yours would be "You Gotta Share". Loving the banjo(I think it's a banjo) & piano solo(Or is it duet? My music-fu is really lacking)!

Looking forward to your future works!

>>31549887

This shit could be the next Full Life Consequences.

should i do an Applejack or a Dash story?

it's got to be one or the other, because this one will be about hitch-hiking. picking up and getting picked up, respectively.

Slowly but surely working on my first soppy Fluttershy waifu hugfic. Prettyplain scenario, nothing special, but it'll be sure to evoke warm feelings. Writing is a pain in the ass, but the only way to get better is to do it.

>>31549888
I can't read it. I have no eyes.

>>31549805
FUCK this needs to be done

>>31549923

If only somebody would make a Griffy ragdoll.

>>31549887
>>31549832
what is this i don't even

>>31549945
Well I have eyes and I can't read anyway

>>31549937
Ah yes, I wrote one of those.
It was waifu-faggy as shit.

>>31549950
We have pony!Griffy, but no humanized yet.

>>31549832
>>31549887

>>31548611

"You don't have to do this." The Princess of the Sun frowned. Her sister was still in there, somewhere.

Nightmare Moon smiled. "A thousand years of solitude has only strengthened my fury, sister. Now feel the full vengeance of my triumph!" Her horn began to burn from within. Arcane force swirled around the two alicorns, a power that threatened to crack the town hall in twain. Their manes and tails blew and whirled in the cosmic hurricane that, incredibly, remained isolated in the tiny anteroom.

"Good luck, Twilight," murmered Celestia.

And then she found herself soaring high above Ponyville, bodiless. Her trajectory cuved to the east. Still she climbed, essence without form.

Celestia's motion carried her over the horizon, where her sun shone bright and warm. She would have wept, knowing that there was only a slim chance that this night would not last forever. She would have cried out, if she could, at the irony that she would see the very last sunrise.

The sky turned black, and the ground fell away so that she could see the circle of the world beneath her. Then, faster than thought, she found herself swallowed up by her orb. There was no pain, nor sensation. Her awareness was spread across and through the sun.

And now she could only watch.

>>31549950
I want some Griffy ahegao.

>>31549805

DONE.

Anyway... what is the secret to Dash's adorableness?

>>31549871
In your case I recommend these, at least one for every major corner of Eurobeat:
• Night of Fire by Niko
• Yesterday by Cherry
• Space Boy by Dave Rodgers
• Number One by Fastway
• Running in the 90s by Marko Polo
• Bazooka Pistolero by Franz Tornado
• Forever Young by SYMBOL
• Werewolf Boyfriend (DJ Command remix) by Fright Ranger of Disko Warp
• Hot Limit by John Desire

self-sage for not thread-related.

>>31549945

I would use an image to show how I feel but I don't want to give you anything to exploit.

>>31549987
I want trap Griffy

>>31549991
her soul

>>31549978

Wait fuck, that's Griffy as a pony? Oh god my lungs.

>>31549978
oh god what the fuck why would you save that

>>31549995
Phew, I have at least 75% of those, not as uneducated as I thought. Will investigate the others though, thank you kindly!

Inking shit. I fucked up his hair real bad.

>>31549904
Glad you liked that one! I'm waiting for the day that I can bring back Wild Joe's Eurobeat Band for another song. The dueling piano/banjo was fun as hell to write.

Fuckers spit their tobacco on my studio floor, though. Gotta fix that next time.

>>31550019
>not saving art from the glorious Wesdaaman, creator of our lord and savior Griffy
get with the times man

>>31549982
What were the two words you took from that picture?

I need a prompt and quickly. I'm hitting a wall with this other thing I'm writing and it's time to > contribute something to the writing fandom again.

>>31549954

Actually, we could always just go the lazy route of having Dafty illustrate a bunch of pics and doing five second frames, then we just need to find a narrator that can pull it off. What say you, Dafty? Because I think this would be funny as shit.

>>31550051
Is Trixie about to get hit by the batmobile?

>>31550051

DUDE, WHAT IF THERE IS A GRIFFY INSIDE ALL OF US!?!??!

>>31550051
>the glorious Wesdaaman, creator of our lord and savior Griffy

you mean this fag?

>>31549996
U mad?

>>31550064
Do some Twilight teaching Dash to read.

>>31550064
Twilight catches on fire.

>>31550064
I'm happy that you're feeling obligated to create, but you really should focus on the like... ten million requests you have.

That being said... play to your strengths. Give us some quick shipping. Pinkie Pie and Twilight?

>>31550064
That Sweetie belle having a bad day idea you mention before.

http://wesdaaman.deviantart.com/?offset=10#comments

Holy shit check this out

>>31550084
Look at that glorious man. He is what we should strive to be.

>JJ hates necrophilia

what a prude.

>>31550079
No, she's obviously being frightened by the giant shadow semen.

>>31550021
Mm. Once you have all of those, start looking up individual Eurobeat labels and try to find your favorite artists from those. There are some smaller one-off artist-titles that have some real gold hidden around.

>>31550084
That dog is pretty fucking cute.

>>31550058
Horn, frown. High fantasy space travel doesn't involve suits.

>>31550085
I don't know about him, but I am.

>>31550064
PQ getting his eyes stolen by the eye stealer

>>31550113

I saw this the other day, still gives me a boner.

>>31550125
Giant shadow SPERM, my apologies.

>>31550122
and that brings us back to >>31549335 yep forever alone

>>31550064
Rarity falls in love with a dressmaker!

Why does that feel like it was forever ago?

Steaming hot throd here

>>31550158
>>31550158
>>31550158
>>31550158
>>31550158

>>31550122
You'd think that as the ponies Celestia formed attatchments too died her resolve would weaken more and more.


You know what? I can't think of any necrophilia fapfics. Someone should write one. We need complete fetish saturation.

JJ did another wet hair rarity

>>31550113
>NOTE: Stop sending my stuff to Ponibooru please

HOLY FUCK WHY CAN'T I STOP LAUGHING

>>31550169
I can't wait for poll results.

Even though it feels like we're the only ones care.

>>31550077

>Caralight time!
>
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Ob5rRBRjkuFpfSehc9q4M2xG4oqGSOc3hXOaxC5YTLM/edit?hl=en_US
>
>Now, I can no longer keep my eyes open. I shall edit in in the morning, goodnight all.
Looks like Squeak didn't catch the thread change.

>>31550113
I don't know how to feel about this.

http://wesdaaman.deviantart.com/gallery/?offset=0#/d4fuj1p

>>31550192
But I already fapped!