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Ok

The "I don't have any issues with Applejack" one.

You know.

>>31545989

Does this count?

I don't have a favorite RD image because she is worse pone.

>>31546053
I request you learn how to spoiler your shit properly

>>31546053

We have a new writefag, I see.

I think I might have made myself an OC. Oh well.
He is Rage pony, for the anon who requested a Pony bashing their head onto their keyboard in rage. His cutie mark is steam. We should name him.

>>31546053

I'm downloading hotspot shield just so I can report you more than once.

>>31546147

>cutie mark is steam

Gabe.

>>31546053

Oh dear, she tells you, we're out of frosting again. You quickly offer to run and get some more, but she stops you before you can start. She tells you that she knows exactly where to get more. Her hand grabs you between your legs in a flash. Her grip would be painful if the forcefulness of the act weren't so arousing. A few less than gentle squeezes and caresses, and you're ready to burst out of your pants. Stroking your cock through your slacks, she smiles and turns over, bending over the counter next to the cupcakes that need the frosting so badly. Her hips wiggle back and forth as she shimmies out of her jeans. Her juicy, round buttocks engulf your field of vision, her lacy thong the sole piece of fabric upon her rear. She pulls it aside and spreads her cheeks, exposing her pink, puckered anus. Technically this isn't cheating, she tells you, which is all the signal you need. Without abandon you plunge into her anus. You've always heard that it's supposed to be a gradual and difficult process, but you sink right in, as if she was an expert. She grips and massages your cock like a velvet glove, a tightness you never thought possible. Each time you thrust into her, you reach new heights of pleasure. You buck against her plump asscheeks, delighting as her flesh ripples beneath yours. Her hands claw against the counter as she screams and moans your name. You take the drawstrings of her apron into your hands, pulling back like the reins of a horse. You pull, yanking her neck and head up. You bite down on her ear, growling in lust as you bury your cock hilt-deep into her asshole. You spasm again and again, filling her ass with your cum. As you pull out, completely spent, she bends over again and spreads her buttcheeks, revealing her anus to you again. Your still warm semen is dripping out. She's going to need your assistance to get it all out, because they need to be on the cupcakes, after all.

Fuck sorry, I messed up the spoiler tag.

>>31546180

>>31546174

Nothing beats the classics.

>>31546180

Reported.

>>31546180

You know I'm always up for more Fluttershy.

>>31546173
Subtle.
There should be a Gabe Newel pony.

>>31546207
aww yeah

>Post Your favorite Rainbow Dash image.

In before "Cupcakes."

Hello sweetie.

>>31546147
Hothead

my fave

>>31546147
sonic rageboom

>>31546173
Boco is a pony fan? Huh.

>>31546223

Uhh... nope! Just Gabe Neighwell.

Restarting the twilight pic.The other one was just bad...
I hope you guys like gypsie sorceress Twilight hurrr
I know how much everyone loves not-white Twilight Sparkle.

>>31546247
I like it.
He shall be henceforth be known as Hothead.
also we should get this thread: >>31524909 reach image limit so no one gets mad.

>>31546313
Romani is delicious brown, therefore acceptable.

>>31546224
>>31546207
Any requests on details or themes you'd like included?

Those things really do help me out, since I do like a sense of direction.

Alright /co/, I don't know how you fuckers did it but you've convinced me to give this shit a go. Where would be the best place to start?

>>31546372
epilepsy

>>31546313
My only complaint is her large feet.

>>31546402
At the beginning
http://www.youtube.com/playlist?p=PLEF7C6B22A07AD3A9

>>31546402
Season 1 pilot, of course. Watch through episode four; if it doesn't catch your fancy, at least you gave it a shot!

>>31546372
Something with restraints, maybe? Do you know anything about writing consensual bondage?

>>31546372
flutterbitch is always fun.

>>31546402
in order
you could also try this:
http://duplexfields.deviantart.com/art/MLPFiM-Season-1-Revised-Order-255433921

>>31546309
ftfy

>>31546402
Dont do it man, save yourself from this shithole

>>31546418
You some kind of gay foot hater?
Big feet means big magic. And Twilight has big magic which means she must have big feet.

>>31546276

<3

>>31546428
>Icepack fucking Velvet
nope nope nope nope nope

>>31546453
Big feet make me think of Peggy Hill.

This is bad.

>>31546458
Wow. That's actually perfect.

>>31546422
Firsthand? No, but that doesn't stop most writers. I can give it a shot, but I promise little to no realism.

>>31546423
This is treading into pegging territory, and I piss enough people off as it is.

>>31546428

When fanartists start circlejerking with each other's OCs, you know it's time to jump ship.

I'm going to go join the Homestuck fandom. I'll see you guys around, it was fun.

>>31546458
Matches his cutie mark and everything

>>31546402
Disregard these fuckers.
>>31546425
>>31546422
>>31546419
Start with either Suited for Success or Sonic Rainboom.
Thank me later for saving you a few hours of mediocre episodes.

>>31546495
Dont leave me here with these freaks

>>31546147
Oh you actual did draw it,
Awesome, plenty enough of rage in this one

>>31546428

>Someone else using GG's OC for their jokes.

I hate this fucking fandom.

>>31546495
>When fanartists start circlejerking with each other's OCs
Meaning "when artists draw each others characters"? Is that circlejerking now?
>I'm going to go join the Homestuck fandom
They've been doing that shit for months though.

>>31546523
>start with Sonic Rainboom
ignore this faggot

>>31546523
>Sonic Rainboom.
Typical Dashfag being retarded

>>31546559
>Meaning "when artists draw each others characters"? Is that circlejerking now?
It is actually

>>31546562
Watching them in order is literally the worst thing you can do.
Start with the most interesting episodes and then watch in any fucking order you want.
You guys forget how slow and different from the rest of the series the pilots are.

>>31546601
Just like when tripfags talk to each other. How dare people acknowledge each other's existences!

>>31546523
Suited for Success is great but it's a REALLY bad place to start. It's about dressmaking and fashion shows and features a song based off a Broadway musical. Even people who'd been following the show since the beginning had their doubts about that premise.

>>31546402

If you have to get into it, watch party of one.

>>31546458
>There were no survivors

>>31546660
>Party Of One
>start episode
wow, you couldn't be more wrong

>>31546559

When artists draw each other's characters in shallow pornographic situations for the sole reason that they are friends with the artist in question and talk to them every day on their circlejerk fansite, and not because the character is good for has merit for a story, then yes, that is circlejerking.

When people take GG's OC seriously and start trying to make it a serious character and drawing legitimate porn of it with other OCs who are specifically created for porn and nothing else, without realizing that the reason it was funny was because it was a stupid joke that went only as far as "lol what if a zebra was a gigolo wouldn't that be silly the kind of situations that would happen haha," and after GG himself has realized that the joke is stale and has moved onto other things, then yes, that is fucking asinine circlejerking.

>>31546637
Dressmaking and fashion are just what you expect from a girl's show about ponies.
It helps smooth people into how FiM will defy expectations since its not just OMG prettay dresses!
Also its the best damn song in the series.

Quick, before the other thread image limits, think of the worst headcanon you can think of and post it!

>>31546688

>good for has

good, or has*

What's with the fucking marker

>>31546688
I don't think GlitterGlue and Jack have ever spoken.

>>31546688
Thank you man, I love you.

>>31546704
Leth aint here to guide us anymore :(

I think I missed the end of Spooky Quest playing Saints Row 3

How did it turn out?

Figured I would post the other dumb things I have been doing.
Most of these are requests

Guys.

Do you think it's thematically appropriate to color pony blood pink?

I'm trying to decide.

>>31546717
>NATHAN

By request.
These are also all very rushed hahaha

>>31546695

The large draft pony gene is attached to the Y chromosome. That is why there are no girl draft ponies.

Oh wait. That's -my- headcanon.

>>31546691
>Art Of The Dress
>Best song
It's up there, but Winter Wrapup takes it for me.

>>31546733
only if it's more on the red side

>>31546601
>>Meaning "when artists draw each others characters"? Is that circlejerking now?
>It is actually
Oh, okay. Just wanted to make sure we defined our terms, that's all.

>>31546707

I was talking about carnifex's Velvet, specifically.

And everyone, even talented artists, fellate GG constantly because they wish they were half as popular as him even though he draws MS Paint shit. It's fucking popularity leeching.

I like GG. That's not the point of this. He's not the problem here.

Thank god for that janitor. Someone, quick, get the marker.

Where my calenda- er... Art book piece is right now...

finally the fucking troll thread 404'd

>>31546734
Well that tells me nothing.

>>31546725
That NMM is pretty cool but could you have picked a less grainy starfield perhaps?

>>31546270
Dash is so deliciously flat.

>>31546716

As in permanently..?

Or not here just right now

>>31546757
>>31546762
Got it covered for ya

>>31546744
So, like hot pink?

Or should it just be red?

>>31546740
Can you draw Rarity having a seizure in her workshop?

>>31546762
obligatory

>>31546777
you misspelt something there

Humanized Rarity as Vampirella by request.

>Want to write some Sherclop Pones stuff
>Decide to sit down and brainstorm, read some sherlock holmes stories

oh sweet god, Arthur Conan Doyle is the hardest motherfucker to imitate ever. I've read two whole books of his now and I still can barely write in his manner.

>"Quite so," he answered, lighting a cigarette, and throwing himself down into an armchair. "You see, but you do not observe.
>The distinction is clear. For example, you have frequently seen the steps which lead up from the hall to this room."
>"Frequently."
>"How often?"
>"Well, some hundreds of times."
>"Then how many are there?"
>"How many? I don't know."
>"Quite so! You have not observed. And yet you have seen. That is just my point. Now, I know that there are seventeen steps, because I have both seen and observed."

I find it easiest to reconstruct what's going to happen from the event back to the beginning, but it's hard to do that without making all my work disjointed like shit and my brain very sad

i need some ideas MLPG, help me out here

>>31546788
WHAT HAPPENED TO LETH

>>31546780
I don't know. been gone all week

>>31546785
is this becoming a thing now? really?

That was fun.

>>31546802
Banned forever because of the link board.

>>31546762

>>31546743
Whenever I hear that song, I just hear a chorus of bronies.

>>31546733
If it fits in the general lighting scheme I guess.

I did blue blood once.

>>31546688
>When people take GG's OC seriously and start trying to make it a serious character
Yes, taking a character who is obviously supposed to be silly and making him serious is dumb. The only reason I don't have IP is because the stuff with him is always presented as pretty goofy.
>drawing legitimate porn of it
On the other hand, just because GG doesn't do explicit porn of him doesn't mean that someone else doing it is some corruption of the idea.

Although actually, that isn't even porn, so I don't know what you're talking about anyway.

>>31546763
Lolip, I fucking love that face so much

>>31546783
I was thinking a dark somewhat desaturated pink, but why pink at all?

Twilight in her NN costume by request.
Can someone please tell me who did this joke before me?
I just know that it must have been done by now.

>>31546752

He's popular because he's consistently funny. Which is something many drawfags simply can't comprehend being.

>>31546806
>People post asinine shit all day
>As soon as it starts being about Rarity the fans start bitching

>>31546811
I thought it was just for months. Isn't his sentance less than two months from over or something?

God damn I miss him. He was a good influence.

Also, did Squeak say this night was the Caralight update, or last night?

Humanized Fluttershy request.

>>31546806
Just ask for homeless/illiterate Rainbow Dash and enjoy the butthurt

>>31546785
What, just so you can stick your dick inside her and feel her quake, sweet and wet around your cock as she struggles to breathe, limbs writhing dystonically?

>>31546828
Because MY LITTLE PONY.

This isn't for a gorefic so much as it's for a potential high-risk adventure story.

>>31546833

Exactly the point I was trying to make.

>>31546740
I'm not the requester, but if I was I would be very happy about this request.

>>31546688
>after GG himself has realized that the joke is stale and has moved onto other things
whoops

>>31546811
wat.

>>31546870

Dude. Just keep doing whatever you're doing. I don't give a fuck. I'm just trying to bitch about other dumbfucks here.

I love you man.

>>31546811

the fuck is the link board

>>31546402
Start from the beginning, it's a bit of a slow starter but give it a chance through the first couple episodes and you might find you like it.

Or you might not in which case, thanks for giving it a chance.

>>31546859
>I'm going to request dumb shit to piss off Dash fans
>DON'T POST ANYTHING BAD ABOUT RARITY
see now guys like you are the problem

>>31546859
Jesus, Dash fans and Rarity fans just need to fuck already and get it out of their systems.

No need to be so hostile.

>>31546833
You got me there. Humor is hard.

>>31546850
Hell if I know, wish I had external means of communications with him

>>31546858
...I really like her... umm.. rope on her... legs

...the male being blown has no left

Did noose pony do this?

>>31546910
i'm not even a Rarity fag, i just dislike that sort of stupid shit

>>31546902
> dumb cunt Lebowski secret butt fun
13 years should be long enough to realize it was a shitty movie. Can we not pony it?

>>31546910
>>31546910
I never told anyone to stop posting anything bad about Rarity.

>>31546859
Dash is my favourite character.
I like seeing her suffer the most.
I don't know why, it's not like it gives me sexual pleasure or anything.
It's just interesting.

And I think that is all really.

>>31546893

Leth always posted the marker along with a board full of links to pony-relate things. Most notably where you could find all of the episodes uploaded on YT.

>>31546893
Collection of links pertaining to the MLPG, including the latest episode and DL links for seasons

>>31546887
Ride his balls harder you white knight faggot.

>>31546862
>>31546862
>>31546862
>>31546862
>>31546862

THE WHYEST BONER

>>31546893
A large post of useful information, usually linking to a stream of the most recent episode, the archive, news sites and other stuff.
It makes me about this >>31546458 mad that Leth was banned for it

>>31546865
eeeh, red for the blood color's fine then, I would think, it's all blood in the end.

>>31546929
Funny because I rarely see anyone bitching about the just as retarded fat/illiterate/pregnant/illiterate Dash stuff. Soon as somebody posts epileptic Rarity the rarifag defence force comes out screaming calling dashfags butthurt though

>>31546964

Shut the fuck up nigger. I will fucking beat the shit out of your face kid.

>>31546959
why the fuck was he banned for that?

>>31546942
I like Snare.

Definitely my favorite OC.

>>31546936

It was in the show, dude. Not fucking joking. It's not some fan that did it. It's in. the. show.

Even The Jesus made a cameo. And he was a pedarast.

>>31546965
What does that image have to do with whyboners?

Also
>Questioning your penis.
It knows better than you, anon.

>>31546959
>>31546960
and why did he get banned for that? it was actually useful..

>>31546767
It turns out Moonshine wasn't evil, just a tremendous douchebag.

>>31546942
what the fucking shit am i looking at here

>>31547005
Does it matter? Does it really fucking matter that shit show has an animator who wanted to do cameos?

Does anyone have a goddamn gun to your head to repost a Lebowski shit-show macro with pony in?

No?

No?

No.

NO.

>>31546988
Rarity attracts better, more defensive fans. Dash fans are content to let people shit all over their favorite pony, and have been since the beginning of the fandom.

>>31547000
>>31547015
Mods claimed 'spam'

Their site, their autistic rules

>>31547002
Agreed, seconded. Love the concept of a creepy pony like Slenderman

>>31547015
it's technically site advertising, since he was posting links constantly
enough trolls got together to push the report button. bam

>>31547000
Same reason why I was banned while posting on a poni general for posting poni on a non poni general

>>31546988
Maybe because people actually find them funny? Also, everyone loves to see an angry Dashfag

>>31547038

>>31546971
>>31546959

wat

I thought you only get a one day ban for posting links that are banned URL'S. Half of those URL's shouldn't even be banned in the first place, it's just some troll who asked moot because he said it was "spam and advertising"

>>31547040
I meant a creepy being LIKE Slenderman, all mysterious and fear inducing.

>>31546806
don't you have a seizure appointment?

>>31547015

Mods are fucking assholes.

They ban the one guy who literally did nothing 24/7 but try to help keep the community contained and informed. He was doing their god damn job for them. Leth was the only tripfag who's never made a shit post even Terse attention whores sometimes or posted anything outside the board rules, ever.

Meanwhile every thread since he was banned has been 100% ronery sociopathic pony porn shit and nobody ever gets banned.

>>31547039
>Rarity attracts bitchy fans who love shitting over everyone who dares say anything bad about Rarity.
Fixed for you. Rarifags in these threads are by far the most obnoxious people. Feels good to be a Pinkiefag.

>>31546988
Don't forget suicide dash

>>31547031
Strangle Snare.

>>31547060
No. I'm all WHARBLEGARBLEEHRJE.

>>31546734
>still thinks that guy's name its Nathan and still thinks that guy is pagemaster

No. There's absolutely no possible way a human being could take such ridicule from us and still come back here, even if he hit some kind of world record for lowest self esteem. He must be playing a role, as his responses are too "smart" to be attributed to even the smallest hint of real mental retardation.

>>31547040

Why doesn't Seth just change his IP? Hell, it's easy as shit. Doesn't he know how?

>>31546978
All right.

Hey, how much traffic does FIMfiction get these days?

Are we posting Y-boner material now?

>>31546828
W-woah. Thank you Rose!
>>31546926
Deaf's request. It is blueblood and pokey. I can imagine Strangle Snare being involved in this. She is good with knots.
>>31547002
Thanks stranger!
>>31547031
A humanization of my darling little OC. Or maybe I should call it a demonization?

>>31546887
Well, here's the way I see it

You make a lot of good points. People drawing for someone else solely to latch onto their success is asinine (though there are WAY better targets than me if that's their goal). Likewise people who only draw each others characters for the sake of self-serving content and/or repetitive recognition are also working towards the wrong end. I'll certainly agree with your points there.

But I mean
there are other reasons, too

Sometimes it's just nice to get "fanart" - I don't really know what else to call it, gifted art perhaps - be it from friends or just people who like your work
for instance Carnifex and I aren't friends or anything and I don't think we've ever really spoken but I drew a few pics for them because I really like their work and wanted to show some appreciation of that

Sometimes artists draw for each other, not just for the audience at large or the anonymous masses. I mean I draw plenty of pictures for people, and sometimes they're other artists, rather than just requests here on /co/.

I mean if you ONLY draw for the other people, and only under the implicit desire to get something in return (recognition, return art), yeah that's pretty stupid
but I mean, I draw a lot
and it's really nice to have someone draw for me, sometimes
I'm not really used to it
and I can appreciate it, genuinely, as just a nice thing to do

>>31547038

Calm your tits, bro. I didn't post it. I thought you either didn't see the new episode, or you came in here just to bitch at us.

You seem kinda mad.

>>31547101

>Seth
You must mean Leth.

>>31547101
Not everyone has a dynamic ip.

>>31547087
>nobody ever gets banned for porn

y 3 permabans that I may or may not have gotten would like a word with you.

>>31547117
I'm mad and kind of full.

>>31547101

>Seth

>>31547101
>You want Seth here.
GO KILL YOURSELF ODOSAO
FAGGOT OISAOI
TRIXIE SPAM PPWOP

>>31547100
He enjoys trolling us, he has said so.

He's half decent when he is questing, but I am pretty sure he does actually have the hots for Applebloom.

She sure does!

>>31547112
I don;t care what you call her, so long as she keeps making ponys kill themselves

And my story is still in the works, I want to give your OC design justice and respect, I don;t want to ruin it

>>31547101
So is Seth Leth's evil twin?

>>31547088
If being persecuted for loving my favorite pony is what it takes, then so be it.

Which pony would you fuck?

I think I would fuck Twilight. She probably knows all sorts of shit about sex from her books.

>>31547115

I see your points. I'll try to remember that in the future. Not everything is made for me.

I'm just in a piss-poor mood right now.

>>31547164
Makes sense, but Nathan doesn't have a goate

>>31547171
None, because I don't fuck ponies.

>>31547171
but she doesnt have any experience

>>31546734

I can't help but feel second-hand embarrassment every time I see this or any brony-meet up picture

Also, this guy actually lurks here?

>>31547171
I would fuck your cut throat!

>>31547100
I've had some decent conversations with him about anime. He just likes the negative attention a bit too much. I still think he's a real person.

>>31547161
> Dash is leaking some cocaine fluids
Well. That's something.

(yes I know what the situation really is.)

>>31547190
Doesn't matter. She is enthusiastic and willing to try until she gets it right.

>>31547171

Pinkie Pie of course. She probably has a whole duffel bag full of sex toys she'd want to show you.

>>31546936
wasnt us bro

during the bowling scene in the last episode, they feature.

So, how do you guys wake up for new poni episodes? For all of season 2 so far, I've woken up to this picture with the arrow in the direction of my TV. I leave my screen on the night before with this picture pulled up and have my phone under my mouse with an alarm set. The screen eventually goes into hibernation and goes black. In the morning, when the alarm goes off, I get up to get my phone and turn it off and when I do, I move the mouse, which turns my screen back on, revealing this picture and reminding me that it is tiem for new poni.

>>31547162
Hey now, I said you could do what you want with her. What you do still isn't necessarily what I would do but it is the same concept at the core and that is what matters the most I think.
Here is a shirt design I considered submitting to wlf.

>>31547169
You guys persecute more than anyone else anyway.
>using persecution to describe pony arguments on 4chan

>>31547220
> enthusiastic consent
I'm all for that-
> BIZARRE HEAD TURN
... Not nearly so into that.

>>31547195

nathan lurks here and ponychan

>>31547195
Apparently, but here what I don't get

THIS is also Nathan, he posted it ion the threads under his name

Compared to the other picture, I don't see the resemblance

>>31547228
OK, just explaining the reaso-

...but why that art

Okay guys.
You are in a small room.
Locked in there with you is Sweetie Belle and Nathan.
In order to escape you must fuck one.
Which one?

>>31547228
I want 10.

>This thread

>>31547190
She has fucking magic.

>>31547281
She hiding meat balls in those cheeks?

>>31547265
> Ugly face general?
UGLY FACE GENERAL!

>>31547184
nah
a lot of the times you'd be right though
I'm sure plenty of this shit is circlejerking, it totally does exist, and having been a part of the whole drawhore thing as it spiraled smoking to the ground and erupted in a flaming pool I know what a descent into circlejerking looks like

I think at the end of the day it's important to remember your audience. The people who support you and watch you.
It's nice when one actor recognizes and congratulates another, but if a play were to just stop as all the actors humored each other and ignored the audience
well
it would be a damn shitty play

>>31547274
>implying i wouldn't give all my money to fuck sweetie bell
gee tough choice.

>>31547274
Applebloom, in front of Nathan

You fasten the silk ropes to her wrists. The knots are secure, but you look at her and ask to make sure they're not too tight. She's a delicate flower, and the last thing you want is for her to wilt. She mumbles some kind of agreement as she nods, and that's all you need to hear. You tell her that it's going to be okay and you'll keep her safe as you place the blindfold over her eyes. She gasps and squirms a bit as her vision is blotted out. It's a bit tricky to tie the blindfold behind her voluminous pink hair, but you manage. For a moment, you consider placing the ball-gag in her mouth as a surprise, but your more merciful side gets the better of you. After all, she can't say the safeword if you gag her. After she is properly restrained and blinded, you take to her body. Immediately, you focus on her breasts. Large as they are, they are a temptation impossible to resist. You knead them between your fingers, ravishing and mauling them without abandon. Your lips suckle against her nipples, already hard from the feelings of the restraints. It's not long before she's squirming beneath your touch, the silk rope allowing her just enough wiggle room to struggle back and forth on your bed. Hands still on her heaving chest, you kiss down her stomach, soft and delicate as it is, and you find yourself at the curve of her hips. Her pink bush awaits you, inviting you to dive in, but you resist. As much as you want your body to join hers right now, you pull away. She lets out a squeak of disappointment, the pleasure taken away from her body.

>>31547265
Looks like the same person to me.
A really different expression, but you can see it in the forhead clearly.

>>31547190
...so she won't know any better if it's bad.

>>31547301
where is eggy-kun when you need him that useless cunt

>>31547301
Actually, that's not half bad, looks like an ok guy.

>>31547096
>>31547112
i know about snare, i was just being very confused about that terrifying humanization

>>31547274
Are you for real?
Obvious answer.

>>31547171
None.

>>31547274
I would never put my penis inside something as disgusting as Nathan

>>31547321
Who the fuck is eggy-kun?

>>31547317
good point

>>31547306
>>31547306
From the bedside drawer, you pull out the giant feather you had been saving. You blow on it to allow its frills to wave in the air, even though she can't see it. No matter, you need a few jollies from tonight's exercise too. You take the feather to her body, tickling her neck first. The contact elicits a response like you've never seen, causing her to thrash her entire body against her bonds. The bed is already creaking beneath her force, her breasts swaying from side to side in a display that is nothing less than erotic. You trace the feather down, brushing over each breast like a duster and circling the tip against each nipple. She lifts her back off the bed, tits thrust into the air, begging for more stimulation. You deny her the experience, dancing the feather down further. You stop toying right between her legs. Between gasps and pants, she asks for you to touch her. Asks for who? She begs for you, master. Please, give her more. With a flick of the wrist, you brush the feather over her clit. She bursts, a scream pouring from her lungs as her pelvis bucks again and again into the air. Her juices spray from between her legs, a feat you never knew she was capable of. An eternity of euphoric screams and squirts later, she calms down, her body still a trembling mess. You remove her blindfold, and her hazel eyes gaze lovingly back at you, telling you that she just had the best night of her life. You lean in for a kiss, your hands spreading her legs. Her best night is about to get even better.

I got one more in me at least, bring it.

>>31547301
> MY FACE
Wait, is it really that damn ugly? Sssssshhhhi-

>>31547321
He banned himself.

No, really, he went out of his way to get banned.

It was rather sad and funny, the way he kept failing getting dubs and trips

But mostly sad.

>>31547335
I would do.

>>31547301
Isn't that the guy that guy his dick bitten off by a shark or some shit?

>>31545989

>>31546771
Hahaha... Yeah I could have, but I was doing it in a stream and just grabbed the first thing I could find.
>>31546785
Her workshop is messy. That is a lot of junk I would have to draw.

>>31547302
>and having been a part of the whole drawhore thing as it spiraled smoking to the ground and erupted in a flaming pool I know what a descent into circlejerking looks like

>that feel

>>31547356
You're a solid 3/10.

>>31547346
Can I request that you stop posting these stupid things and go away forever? Jesus, they're a fucking eyesore, and in a pony thread that's saying a lot.

>>31547339
You don't want to know

>>31547372
I don't want to know

>>31546853

Tonight, exspect it around 3am EST or so.

>>31547265

He looks like a fucking pedophile..

>>31547372
No, that would have been cheaper.

What if the MLP movie starred Shia LeBouf as Twilight's new boyfriend

>>31547346
Who the fuck just saves a feather? Feathers are dirty and full of gross germs.

>>31547386
I'll give you a 6/10 for some sads. See, I'd give Nathan a 2/10 on the ugly-pretty scale.

Okay so no one would fuck Nathan...
But what if...
What if the only way to escape was to fuck Nathan or kill your favorite pony?
Which one?

>>31547401
That's because I...I mean, he is.

>>31547346

>>31547265
I can totally see the resemblance. If I had a face like that, I could totally make an ugly grin like in the group photo. Not saying it's actually him though, and I am way better at manipulating my face than most people.

Choose one and only one

>>31547330
>he did more
>He did more!
Anyone mind posting the rest?

>>31547384
You could draw it happening somewhere else, but her workshop was just the first thing that came to mind. Natural habitat and all.

>>31547428
... I'm so, so sorry Twilight.

>>31547411
then Rainbow Dash vs Starscream would be canon

>>31547390
>3
>pony streaming at 10
>1:30 now
>have to move my whole desk, disconnecting my PC for a while

It was fun, especially that last thread, but I'll wait until the morning

>>31547422
One fanon idea is that a feather from a pegisi means one is ready to be married.

sappy sappy love love

>>31547223
Usually I stay up really really late so when I wake up late in the afternoon some version of the show is up on youtube. I wait for it all to buffer, meanwhile I make ramen noodles for lunch to eat while I watch it on youtube.

>>31547401
It's funny because he wants to fuck Applebloom and his fetishes are misogynistic, and female hating escapist bullshit.

>>31547428
I would kill my favorite pony without a second thought.

>>31547428
>Forcing me to kill Rarity
WHHHHHHYYYY????

>>31547302

Good analogy.

I see the job of an artist as a storyteller. When people are using other people's characters just for the sake of doing something "for" that artist, and not because they have something to show with that character, that makes for a shitty story. I've drawn characters created by others, but that was because I *genuinely liked the character,* not to do something "for" the artist or ingratiate myself to them. If anyone were ever to draw something "for" me, the last thing I would want would be for it to be a drawing of a character I had created just for the sake of it being my character.

Anyway enough bitching. You drawn anything lately?

>>31547450
Why do you keep posting this? No one ever says anything other than vanilla Twilight.

>>31547428
Does this count?
>kill nathan
>gouge out eye
>fuck the socket

Glitter Glue, perhaps you should take a break from Ice Pack for a bit.

Make everyone forget him.

Draw some Apple incest or Spike/Twilight, the tame shit everyone will forget you for because everyone draws it

>>31547422
Oh come on, it's one of those giant prop feathers, not a real one.

>>31547453
That's all there is. The window-peeking one where she tells him to sleep naked and the one where she's trying to see his weird gross human dick

>>31547428
Dear god, what a terrible experience it would be, but It has to be done, sorry Pinkie Pie.

>>31547492
Did he do a picture of Zecora and Ice Pack?

>>31547301
God I hate that picture.

>>31547491
Nope.
You must bareback a fully living Nathan.

>>31547428
>kill zecora
NOW YOU MUST JOURNEY TO THE SPIRIT REALM, DEAR STRIPED ONE

i'd do it
with tears in my fucking eyes, i'd kill her dead

>>31547428
I'd kill Nathan and then fuck my favorite pony.
I'm sure it would have the same effect as what you propose in this hypothetical situation.

>>31547524
Dude, it's not THAT bad.

>>31547492
>Glitter Glue, perhaps you should take a break from Ice Pack for a bit.
I don't know, I'm having a lot of fun with th-
>Draw some Apple incest or Spike/Twilight
oh anonymous
you always know just what to say ♥

>>31547514
>you won't be able to look at her in the eye when you stab her/shoot her, and you'll only be able to hear how her last laugh fades away into thin, dead air...

>>31547428

Depends am I the pitcher or the catcher?

>>31547504
You should really make more.

This could be the next big thing.

>>31547545
> SHE hates that picture with HIM in it
Suspicions aroused.

>>31547546
what's the interaction between black mast and zecora anyway
old flame?
cousin with an awkward profession?

HEY ANON WORK OUT, it will get you chicks

>work out
>3 years dedication
>get body
>no one wants
>infact they find you freakier
feels bad man.

>>31547538
That just causes your penis to be cut off and ponyville is nuked.
Now stop trying to cheat.

>>31547552
God, I need a drink

>Fuck nathan kill pony Glitter Glue and Circljerk definition thread

I think

i think this is the worst thread I've ever been in

>>31547532
Would you travel to the spirit realm on an epic quest to save your ponies soul from the depths of hell.

>>31547529
Ehh i can live with that. Better than killing my favorite pony (i'd kill nathan right after we get out).

>>31547588
DO NOT JINX IT, YOU'LL MAKE IT 30x WORSE.

>>31547589

I love the fact that this gif exists.

>>31546870
I wish Flutterapist was continued.

>>31547588
To be fair, no one has actually said "fuck nathan" yet. It really could be worse.

>>31547556
Pitcher

>>31547564
>what's the interaction between black mast and zecora anyway
The three most commonly-asked questions for Ice Pack so far involve:
His relation to Zecora
The meaning of his cutie-mark
The question of his potential services to stallions

I'll address it, don't worry~

>>31547563
...my head is to much full of fuck to sort that out.

>>31547588
So, your definition of a good, nice, wholesome pony general is to have a troll thread with deadpool and dubs and swarming with magic robots?

>>31547589
no
I would skin pony and preserve the hide and wear it around the house
and then I would climb up the stairs on all fours

and all shall know my victory

Rainbow Dash giggles in her sleep

>>31547566
Is this for real?

>>31547631
Best not pick on that nerd if you know what's good for you.

>>31547608

I WOULD RIDE HIM LIKE A PONY!

>>31547595

I'M SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN TO

I MEAN GEE WHAT A GREAT THREAD

>>31547566

squatz & oats bro

squatz & oatz

>>31547624
I bet pegasi wings twitch while they are dreaming.

ice Pack suffers from the common problem that most Original Characters suffer from, in that they're instantly loved by everyone they interact with.

Lovable characters are annoying.

>>31547428
>"I'm sorry you have to see this, Applejack. You are welcome to turn away while I fuck this shit."
>Chop off my dick afterwards.

>>31547612
I asked if he takes any joy in his job.

He always looks so indifferent.

>>31547504

>>31547656
Oatmeal? Are you crazy?

>>31547465
>a feather from a pegisi means one is ready to be married.

Huh. I guess that explains Twilight here.

>>31547703

I lol'd heartily.

>>31547699
>fanon

>>31547679
It's a job. He is a professional. It's not about him enjoying it, but he takes a certain satisfaction in his....efficiency. His clients probably do, too, but in a different way.

>>31547703
Bueno.

>>31547699
i HATE ships but...
but...
i found this, kinda cute...
maybe it's just how they have their "rings" and the blue feather in Twilight's mane...

Gimme dem sweater pony pic

>>31547724

Really?

Because I found that fucking obnoxious and stupid.

derpy is a very ugly pony

>>31547699

>that pic

aaaawwww shhhiiiiiiiiit

>>31547742

>>31547748
Agreed

>>31547742
>>31547761
Silly anons, thats not a pony, thats a human

>>31547679
He's some sort of stoic ambassador of love.

It makes him tragic or something/

>>31547552
Stop making me cry

>>31547757
>>31547699
Awwww yeah

>>31547761
>>31547742

>>31547783

aaaaaaawwwwww hell

hi gais, whats the current topic?

>>31547783
God that's a sweet one.

>>31547831
Shipping

I like Twilight/Dash

it's cute and not in an obnoxious way

>>31547797

Why is the picture reversed? I almost couldn't make out the "This bitch is crazy"

>>31547589
i guess
as long as zecora gives me some, like, ritual weed or something
the best drugs are those used in religious rites

also she's pretty cool so there's that

>shipping
I don't have suitable reaction image to express my anger

>Pinky Pie comes up to you in her regular cheery mood. But your face is laden seriousness. You know what must be done. "Hey, what's the-" You punch her in face. You follow the blow with quick strikes to her nose and mouth. Still dumbstruck by the sudden attack, Pinky Pie lifts her head after you stop the assault. "What did I do?" Tears start to form around her swelling eyes. You grab her by the throat and hold her down. "Stop..." she cries as tears flow down her cheeks. She tries to break your grip, but you're too powerful. Gasps break out as her body feels the primal need for oxygen. She begins to thrash violently, her eyes now empty, her entire being concentrating on the air that she won't get. Her head bobs back. Tears and saliva cover the pink pony's face. You stand over her, look once at her broken body and walk away.

Still better than fucking Nathan.

>>31547428
my favorite pony is nathan poni... so how does that work?

>>31547797

>sweater halfway down her chest held up by nothing while her sleeves don't even attach to the shirt or seemingly react to gravity at all, despite being long and heavy as fuck

Let me tell you why that's bullshit.

>>31547870
You must fuck Nathan pony which will kill him but that will also save him in the end.

>>31547817
Shipping by colours, this is by far the best.
It doesn't really make academic sense, but for some reason I can't actually dislike it.

>>31547831
Captcha knows whats up.

>>31547851

Pony legs

Don't work

That

WAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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>>31547864

>>31547864
Just relax, dont give up to hate, it will only make you sick.

>>31547891
noticed that
>thanks for saving me after i fell down that ridge and shattered my knees, rainbow dash

>>31547891
cannot unsee
those fucking knees out of nowhere

Drew more Rage pony. Thought Hothead was too obvious. Let's come up with a name. Also he's a more chill pony than he looks. Also lazy.

>>31547901

>>31547877

>>31547909

ahahahahahah

>>31547865
fuck

i boner'd

>>31547671
>they're instantly loved by everyone they interact with.
Well, physically, anyway.

>>31547906
Sarah Palin is best pony.

>>31547909
>>31547891
>Implying the show itself even bothers to have pony legs work properly all the time

>>31547921
Well go on then, I'm listening

>>31547909
Strictly speaking the joint on their hind legs isn't a knee.

Funny story: elephants DO have knees on their hind legs! Tortoises might also, not really sure.

>>31547935
>not posting proof of claim

>>31547935
It usually doesn't look all that bad when it's in the show.

That picture looks weird as fuck once you look at it more closely.

>>31547927
YES I NOTICED THAT IT COULD BE INTERPRETED THAT WAY WHEN I WROTE IT

THANK YOU

>>31547901
Yes that's perfect.

>>31547950
Dash towards the end of Cutie Mark Chronicles is the first one that comes to mind.

>>31547920
We need to make more Rarity versions

>>31547891

shuddup its my styul i dunt need ur fancy "anatomy."

>>31547924
You should feel bad.

>>31547935

There is one instance in the show where they fucked up rainbow's legs in that position (Cutie Mark Chronicles)

That doesn't excuse shitty fanart.

>>31547921
High Mac is superior to Twilight.

>>31547977
The less Rarity of anything, the better.

>>31547817

>Fanfiction and Shipping
Why aren't you guys at ponychan or EqD, you would feel like home there

>>31547986
I think there are a couple more. If they need a pose they aren't going to constrain themselves to correct biology. I think AB sits in a chair or something, and a couple of others.

Still a weird picture.

>>31547980

>>31548003

>>31548010
eqd didn't post a single new fanfic today

strange times, these

>>31547671
That's not true, lovable characters are fine, badly written characters are not.

Off the top of my head, Ellsworth from Deadwood is a lovable character that EVERYONE likes instantly, and yet he's one of the best written characters to ever grace television.

>>31547999
No, see, look at the Rarity picture. That face is the perfect face for those types of reaction images.

>>31548019
sitting ponies?

anyone have appledash?

>>31546797
nobody can help out?

shame :c

>>31548010
Because /co/ is open to all comers.

>>31548029
>>31548003
This pleases me.

>>31546762
Thanks, bro.

>>31547306
>>31547346
...Perfect. Thanks, man.

>>31548045
Alright.

>>31547918
Coals

>>31548057
sorry, not familiar with sherlock homes enough, otherwise i'd give you a hand

>>31548057
>emoticon
All of my fucking rage

>>31548057
I think most of the writefriends aren't online at the moment. If you're willing to wait a few hours, a couple more might pop up to stay up for the episode.

Fuck, now ever time I eat marshmallows I have to think about the marshmallow pony buttholes bit.

>>31548085
Why do I like this pony so much?

>>31548010
good point
i've been meaning to talk about skyrim

who all avoided making an argonian character because it reminded you of me?

>>31548105
I AM LITERALLY DYING FROM THE BLOOD LOSS FROM A POPPED VEIN FROM MY ANGER BECAUSE OF WHAT SOMEBODY DID ON THE INTERNET

>>31548117
If you think that's bad, I got a bunch of colored marshmallows from some friends during Halloween.

>>31547306
>>31547346
Wow. Very well done there.

>>31548125

>Skyrim

>>31548112
I'm in no mood or any position to help 'em, but Sherlock Hooves may be fun.

>>31548125
I played skyrim for a total of 1 1/2 days. Did all the dark brotherhood quests and the main story.
uninstalled the game
glad I didnt buy it.

>>31548125
I avoided making an Argonian because I never make them. I don't give two shits about you either way.

>>31548125
Nope, in fact, I did make an argonian.

If I am supposed to be dragonborn, I might as well look the part.

>>31548125
Nope, redguard rogue.

>>31548086
Alright. I like it.

>>31548154
I know, right? I don't even like tickling normally, but the way he writes just...

>>31548010

>Discussion goes from pony sex to adorable ponies
>People get mad

And you wonder why people hate us.

>>31548125
I didn't because they suck and they're fucking ugly

>>31548163
shit, are you me anon?

>>31548057

Just study his writing style and pick up a few of the little quirks.
Like how instead of describing a new character entering a room or being seen, he simply has Holmes say "ah, [person] seems in distress!" at which point the person in question would arrive.

>>31548147
I made a loop of pinkie pie sounds of her laughing and giggling and i listen to it while i lick pink marshmallows with my eyes closed while i stroke my dick with the other hand.

i think i need a therapist.

>>31548125
You seem rather pleased about that thought

>>31548163
You obviously never made a BEAR PUNCHER

>>31548206
Go find one.