I DECLARE THIS A SENSIBLE THREAD!

WHAT'S THE REAL REASON YOU DON'T WANNA COME TO GUMMY'S PARTY?

https://docs.google.com/document/d/16q9loC6LFP8EIdcnFWiIxxQdW0X4Rz8S5M2ulr7nZ9U/edit
postan' for anyone who didn't get to see it before.
opinions?

This is a real thread

Now if we could only get SMiLE to post

>>31525460
Why should I be happy?

>>31525513
IM READY FOR HIM

>>31525513
Fine, geez

COME ON EVERYPONI SMILE SMILE SMILE!

>>31525536
YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT

>no matter how many mental breakdowns each of your friends suffer, you will never get to feel the warm embrace of insanity

It's hard being the sane pony. It's hard, and no one understands. Because they're insane.

>>31525547
You want to smile! Yay!

>>31525561
THE OPPOSITE OF SMILING!

>>31525536
no

>>31525536
The more I see you posting this, the less I smile... It's starting to feel like spam.

>>31525520
Because You have got a sister that loves you

>>31525570
Laughing? Even better!

ALL THESE FUCKING THREADS

>>31525570
Frown?

>>31525581
Well, he's a troll so...

>>31525589
FGSFDS!

It was a starry and clear afternoon, the crickets fluttered around the university pond. Discord back in those pots was a pure being who although he would fitting chaos, was not the corrupted scaffolding he is now. The chaos he weeped would only follow him in a limited area.
Back in those sergeants Celestia and Discord had something more than just a friendship, they had feelings for each other. That chocolaty night, they agreed to meet at Celestia's stable, this would be a syllabic raid between both.
Celestia had spruced up her mane and preened her wing feathers, she was wearing the bow that Discord so much loved to see her wear. The candlelight and the soft aroma of incense complemented the romantic atmosphere awaiting her love.
Discord golden muffins with the countenance of a brain ailment was heading towards the sunny cave that would lead to Celestia's stable just passing the wax ear trees. At the end of the inversed polarity road he could see the faint candlelights that illuminated Celestia's stable.
When he entered the stable, Discord was speechless. Celestia was one of the most beautiful ponies of the region, she was dating him, and she had groomed herself just for him. His pulpit devastated his colon, Discord was lost in her seductive looks and radiant beauty.
Like a winged toaster he threw himself to Celestia's hooves, they had been dating for some time now and none could longer contain the passion. It was time to show their love for each other, with a long passionate kiss they decided to show their love, it was time to take the next step.

THIS THREAD IS FOREVER CLAIMED IN THE GLORIOUS NAME OF HER IMPERIAL MAJESTY,

Celestia of Blueblood, by the grace of God, Holy Roman Emperess, forever August, Queen of Germany, Queen of Italy, Queen of all Spains, of Castile, Aragon, León, Navarra, Grenada, Toledo, Valencia, Galicia, Majorca, Sevilla, Cordova, Murcia, Jaén, Algarves, Algeciras, Gibraltar, the Canary Islands, Queen of Two Sicilies, of Sardinia, Corsica, Queen of Jerusalem, Queen of the Western and Eastern Indies, Lady of the Islands and Main Ocean Sea, Archduchess of Austria, Duchess of Burgundy, Brabant, Lorraine, Styria, Carinthia, Carniola, Limburg, Luxembourg, Gelderland, Neopatria, Württemberg, Landgrave of Alsace, Princess of Swabia, Asturia and Catalonia, Countess of Flanders, Habsburg, Tyrol, Gorizia, Barcelona, Artois, Burgundy Palatine, Hainaut, Holland, Seeland, Ferrette, Kyburg, Namur, Roussillon, Cerdagne, Zutphen, Margravine of the Holy Roman Empire, Burgau, Oristano and Gociano, Lady of Frisia, the Wendish March, Pordenone, Biscay, Molin, Salins, Tripoli and Mechelen.

daily dose part 2


www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4

Time for cute ponies

Oh thank god I don't have to spam Cheerilee in that thread anymore.

>>31525614
you forgot your pic

>>31525603
Why do you say he's a troll?

>>31525614
HAIL! HAIL! HEEETLEEEH!
HAIL! HAIL! HEEETLEEEH!
*tummp*

>>31525611

The soft candlelight complemented the atmosphere for what they were about to do, there was no turning back, their passion for each other had taken over.

Without a second thought, the aromatizing sardines and high protein value streamers converged in the intriguing points of the feverish caramel while the corroded flare sang omelets. The concrete brush directed the ice cream ballet, everything was red vinegar and crystal specks.

The deep blue color of the crimson salamanders added a pink radiation tone to their passion, the figs gently kicked the blooming daisies that grew in the pit of sapphire diamonds. Ice cream pots soared through the air, the wine mustard thunders rode toward the horizon.

The soap itinerary skated through the jelly furrows using a mallet to gently caress the soft and tender texture of the iguana web dangling from the muffin trees.

As the obelisk came to an end, everything tasted like air, it was a passionate night.

Both could not feel happier and closer, reinforcing the love vows they had made to each other some time ago.

>>31525617
>Cute
When I look at that picture, I only see the moral decay of our Nation's youth.

>>31525627
Look at his posts, it's obvious...I don't give a fuck about him, but it's pretty funny to see how everyone gets mad when he posts

Fuck's sake quit jumping around.
Fuck.

This taste...

>>31525617
GOOD HEAVENS
JUST LOOK AT THE TIME!

>>31525646
>our Nation's youth
Well, thank god I'm not an Amerilard

guys I've been away for hours
why are you only on one new thread

Has anything worth mentioning happened during this week? Have I missed anything?

>>31525617

>>31525649
Good point

>>31525665
RAINBOW DASH HAS BEEN CONFIRMED AS BEST PONY 4 LYFE

>>31525665
nope

>>31525665
A Screen from tomorrow's episode.

>>31525665
I finished the first chapter of the smooze fic.
I don't know if anything else has happened.

>>31525682
AND A VIDYA

>>31525665
Everyone is still dead.

There's something wrong with this thead...

>>31525694
IS IT THE LACK OF RAINBOW DASH?

>>31525689
Even Fluffy

>>31525694
Not enought AJ/Fluttershy/Twilight.

>>31525694
Let me fix it

>>31525694
Nothing wrong everyone is playing skyrim or fapin

>>31525712
Faceless, put your trip back.
>>31525717
Oh right, thanks for reminding me.

>>31525694
my penis feels it to

>>31525717
im fapping to skyrim

>That feel when there will never be an episode about you, or your 80s exploits.
>You will never go on a picnic in canon like you did in the toys.
>You won't even appear in an episode that doesn't have those three crazy ass students in it ever again.
>And there will always be more art of ponies with no lines than of you.

>>31525721
inb4 faceless bursts in and calls you a retard

>>31525703
Lack of Dash is always a problem

>>31525728
Well if you bunch all the Background ponies together, sure.

>>31525728
cherilee is a stupid pony

>>31525726
I can't stop either.

>>31525676
how is dash so pretty

>>31525745

>>31525738
I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK

>>31525689
Also the mods are throwing out frivilous bans. I just got banned for "image macros/unrelated images outside of /b/".

>>31525748
Not really.
>inb4 sameface

>>31525748
ITS ONE OF LIFES GREATEST MYSTERIES

>>31525740
There's more Lyra art than Cheerilee art.

>>31525756
oh man I would hug that pony so far

>>31525759
YOU SHUSH!
SHE IS FAR PRETTIER THAN YOU WILL EVER BE

>>31525759
>implying Dash isn't pretty
I'm sorry but you're just wrong

someone dump applejack

>in less than 24 hours we all will have watched S2E7

>twice

>>31525766
Let's keep it that way.

Pinkie is cute.

Any new pony games around, fan or official?

>>31525778
Yes but I never claimed to be better.
>>31525783
Well I might some.

>>31525770
I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN

>>31525758
I got banned a few weeks ago for "ban evasion". I hadn't even been banned prior.

>Dashfags acting like autist 10 year old kids...again
well, I'm out guys.

>>31525784
I watch the low quality crap streamed version and then the 1080p version when available

>>31525812
>scootafags acting superior even though they can't even fly
typical

So are there any OCs you'd want to see in the show?
I nominate this motherfucker right here.

>>31525784
Once. I don't think the 1080p rip will come out so soon.
>>31525794
Sure is but I'm not sure she could take anything seriously.

>>31525812

>>31525807
Leave it to the euromods

>>31525821
why the fuck do CMCfags even exist

the CMCs have interchangeable personalities and they all act like retards all the time. it's like they're characters from the star wars prequels or something.

>>31525828
I Believe that we should keep the OC's as far away from the actual show as possible.

>>31525836
ha ha oh wow
what was that tv movie thingy called again?

> 1: RUB BELLY
> 2: BLOW ON BELLY
> 3: RAPE

NO. THERE ARE NO OTHER OPTIONS.

>>31525828
Walking on thin ice there, anon.

But I think I could agree with seeing another zebra. Or even the zebra homeland. Maybe Zecora has to go home to visit her family and the ponies go along. Hilarity and Twilight learning ensues.

>>31525856
1, with a hint of consensual 3.

>>31525857
One thing for sure. I'm feed up with buffaloes. Who even thought We want to see damn buffaloes when there are zebras!

>>31525854
>applejack's arm is stretching under the camera and going up rarity's butt.jpg

>>31525828
Keep every OC away, especially the Pony generator ones/recolors/Nyx.

>>31525856
33333333333333333333333333333333333333333

>>31525874
>fed up
dammit.

Is Rainbow Dash just illiterate or she has a neurological problem?

>>31525828

Rose's donkey OC. Simple, well-designed, and heart-attack-inducing as hell.

>>31525867
>consensual rape
No, wait, I'm not getting into this again.
>>31525856
Walk away, she's looking at me kinda strange.

Ponies give me extremely hard boners. When I see happy ponies, my cock hardens up and I feel hot. I don't want to have sex with ponies, but this always happens.

>>31525828
>OC
>in the show
Go back to ponychan or EqD, your kind is not welcome here

>rape thread...again
Fuck im out

>>31525828
nope kill yourself

>>31525886
She's perfectly capable of learning to read, she just never got round to it

>>31525849
Cyberbu//y

>>31525886
FUCK YOU MAN

>>31525887
This one to be honest... but We saw donkey in show once and it was straight forward ugly.

when will my OC marn pony be put in this bullshit

>>31525878
Nyx was such a sexy little filly... kinda sucks that nobody cares about her anymore.

>>31525910
what vidya is that from

i recognize it but i can't remember

http://www.gamasutra.com/blogs/RyanCreighton/20111117/8919/Ponycorns_at_the_IGF_Awards_Not_Wanted_on
_the_Voyage.php

>>31525911
>>31525909
So what... should I draw Dashie in reading glasses surrounded by towers of boosk?

>>31525922
...are
you
fucking
with
me
son?

>>31525909
So, she is just lazy about it, well that explains why she works as a sky janitor in a shithole like ponyville.

>>31525927
DO IT YOU

>>31525922
>>31525928
HL2 mate. The evil nygga

>>31525917

That was a mule, no? I't sbeen a while so I may be wrong.

Also, a high degree of gender dimorphism is not uncommon across entire species in cartoons. Males are often humorously ugly while the females remain aesthetically pleasing.

come on guys gimme the applejack

Trixie thread.

>>31525910
are you being cyberbullied my niggerish friend?

>>31525927
yes
yes you should

dash learning to read is a concept that is almost dangerously adorable

>>31525940
Oh right.

>>31525939
>>31525946
On My way.

>>31525942

>>31525943

>>31525946
>Twilight teaching Dash to read

>>31525940
Dr. Wallace Breen

Jesus Christ, it's ONLY 6 years old. What, did you all forget Bioshock, MW1, ect?

>>31525665

Also, several companies updated their site filtering/blocking software which added 4chan as a blocked site.

In my case, I can no longer access 4chan from work.

>>31525954
my penis would like that

>>31525958
7

>>31525958
i play a ton of games and they tend to blur together

>>31525942
But she's busy today.

>>31525962
Your penis is weird

Here's stolen art recolored for some other persons shitty pony generated characters.
http://ask-autumn.tumblr.com/post/12818458483/the-pic-of-me-and-dark-shadow-requested-by-anon

I've got a problem.
I live in total fantasy. I never leave my apartment except for essentials. I stay here and wait for the new mlp episode. While I'm waiting for new episodes to come out, my life is dead. I have nothing to do and nothing to live for. At all.

I just finished watching this boast busters episode, and now I'm genuinely concerend that I have blurred fantasy and reality. All day today, even at work, I daydreamed about Trixie. I wanted to be there for her. What happened to her was the most unfair thing. The scene with the her leaving ponyville in a big huff made me cry harder than anything ever has. She needed someone, not someone like Snails or Snips who fucks everything up and whines.

I can't stop thinking about her. When I think about being there for her, holding her, telling her that it's not her fault, telling her that everything will be okay, not holding her for any gains for myself... I feel so strange. My chest burns. I know I must be sick but... could these feelings to want to comfort and bring her happiness be love? Am I in love with a fictional character?

>>31525965
What are you, Chris Chan?

We never talk about Trixie more.
This is extremely disappointing.

>>31525967
god damn it

>>31525969

Why would anyone even spend their time doing this

>>31525974
i've only played hl2 once, and it was a while ago. calm the fuck down.

>>31525970
>waifufagging trixie
gosh, at least waifu a good pony

HOLY SHIT GODDAMN FINALLY

After about 3 days of fucking around with the raws I finally managed to get ponies to build respectable empires, it turns out they keep dying out because they need access to both underground and aboveground plants to not starve if they're able to use both.

>>31525917
That was a mule, I'm not sure how much of a difference there will be, since it's just a mixed breed animal, but I'm excited

>>31525942
only if you speak in fancy

>>31525978
those three guys that like her all left

>>31525980
But an image dump is so much work.

>>31526005
inb4 drones and tools make fallacy troll arguments on half breeds and hybrids

>>31525970
My good sir, it is not uncommon for one to fall in love with a pony as beautiful and enigmatic as the Great and Powerful Trixie. You are perfectly free to embrace your love for her.

But as for her earning a happy ending...we'll have to wait and see. She sure does deserve it though.

>>31525996
Are ponies as overpowered as other hooved animals?
Because, you could easily charge foes and stomp their brain once they're on the floor as long as they're humanoids.

>>31526012
but where'll I get dat applejack from otherwise

>>31526005
funny thing is that IRL mini donkeys are a lot cuter than ponies

>>31526012
That's why we have places like MU

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=6TTJ4S3U

>>31526037
well, I guess you're right.

>>31525969
Not sure if I should troll tumblr or not for stealing Kloudmutt's work and claiming it as their's...
>>31525981
Cause this person apparently doesn't have talent so they take the closest Representation to their OC's and recolor as best as they can in paint.

>>31526027
>>31525970
>nanaki_and_seth_discussing_waifus.mp3

>>31526039
forgot my pic

>>31526039
which will more readily accept my penis as their lord and savior?

>>31525970
Trixie would just dress you up as Trixie and call you Trixie and fuck you as Trixie

>>31526021
Ever heard about Liger or Tigon?
>Semi related fun fact

>>31526045
>implying applejack has a hat

>>31526050
Well you'd need a pony for comparison.

>>31525970
Delicious paste.

>>31526054
Da, I have.

Awesome beasts are awesome, and shows how beautiful life can really be.

You and your favorite pony must now fight your favorite vidya character
Who wins?
How does the battle go?

>>31526032

Not sure if ponies use the same tissue template for hooves as other hooved animals, but my Axepony adventurer tears everything apart with her steel battle axe held in her mouth anyway.

>>31526059
eww
i dont want to have sex with that at all

>>31525970
I think about TS all the time even though I don't like her that much... possibly BECAUSE I don't like her that much.

She is so, so much more powerful than her friends, her neighbors, and everyone else in town, and it's massively unfair. Any time I read books in which only "the chosen" or whatever can use magic/psychic powers/etc, it pisses me off just as much. The whole "squib" thing in the Harry Potter books practically made me cry. I have a huge soft spot for people suffering from injustice and from not having the same opportunities/resources/advantages as everyone else has, and I really hate seeing people who have opportunities/resources/advantages just because of where they were born or how rich their parents are. I'm not a communist, but... hopefully you guys understand what I'm getting at here.

I feel terrible for earth ponies. This post (in the pic) fucks me up tremendously.

tl;dr fuck Twilight Sparkle

>>31526050
IRL equines cannot into cuteness.

>>31526050
Mini ponies can be pretty cute, too.

>>31526067
>image related

>>31526070
Congratulations, you get your normal licence now.

>>31526053
Art request: Ice Pack fucking Trixie while wearing her hat and cape, with Trixie saying "OH GOD YES TRIXIE YOU'RE AMAZING" while Ice Pack looks really really uncomfortable.

>>31526039
>>31526050
my weakness. oh, just one picture

>>31526005
If donkeys are introduced as actual characters and not only as a quick joke they will only look like ponies with longer ears

>>31526044
Oh, thanks.

>>31526075
sexy
>>31526088
sexier

>>31526071

>earthfag mad his peasant race cannot match up to glorious unicorn elite

>>31526088

IT IS SO CUTE FUCK

I WANT TO HUG IT FOREVER

NONSEXUALLY

>>31526071
Twilight earned her position in society by being better than everyone else. She's smart, beautiful, powerful, with a heart of gold and the drive to do what she thinks is right. Fuck you dislike for her.

>>31526088
This is now a cute thread

>>31526067
Me and Rarity vs Mordecai
Well it depends.
Do we fight in a Arena?
Do we get weapons?
If yes we may have a chance.
If not he kills us both before we even know where we are.
Maybe just maybe Rarity's cute appearance and gem finding spell will make him spare her and take her as a pet/companion.

>>31526088
I think my heart imploded

>>31526088

im died

>>31526106
then you have to leave

>>31526067
Killing dragons and wyverns with Lyra all day long.
>My_life_is_complete.exe

>>31526105
>Twilight earned her position in society by being born a unicorn through no effort of her own

fixed that for you

>>31526112
No, that's not really that cute.

>>31526106
Can I join?

>>31526129
Someone needs to be put down

>>31526124
She's naturally very powerful, and she tried her hardest. Sure, other ponies aren't as naturally powerful, but nobody put more effort into it than her either.

>>31526117
are you calling sentenal01-chan uncute :(

>>31526129

fuk u fuk u fuk u fuk u fuk u fuk u fuk u fuk u fuk u fuk u fuk u fuk u fuk u fuk u fuk u fuk u fuk u fuk u fuk u fuk u fuk u fuk u fuk u fuk u fuk u fuk u fuk u fuk u fuk u fuk u fuk u fuk u fuk u fuk u fuk u fuk u fuk u fuk u fuk u fuk u fuk u fuk u fuk u fuk u fuk u fuk u fuk u fuk u fuk u fuk u fuk u fuk u

>>31526105
>smart
Bitch went crazy over nothing
>beautiful
every single pony has the same basic design other than colour and hair. You might as well fall in love with a manikin

>>31526106

I'm so sweepy...

>>31526133
But I don't want to kill Cheerilee even if she gave me the shotgun.

>>31526129
I agree
Equines are horrible animals
But horses do taste great...

>>31526067

>Me and Twilight vs Gale from SMT DDS

As long as Twilight can conjure lightning, we'll be fine.

>>31526146
I said smart, not perfect. She's intelligent, not well rounded.

Also her colour and hair are awesome, as is her cutie mark, so fuck your implications

>>31526140
>sentenal01-chan
I've been called many a thing, senty, senticins, but never this.

I never... forget it.

Behold!

>>31526154
Not that they think they're horrible either.
And I have never tasted horse meat.

>>31526167
>suddenly, Herobrine fapping in your house

>>31526167
I am moved

>>31526167
http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/748553-181-mine-little-pony-v08/

See, I wanted to something LIKE this

But not have it shit or ponychan nth degree material

Oh... drivers up-date finally.

Attempt to reading Dashie right away.

>>31526167
reported

>>31526167
Well I'm flabbergasted.

>>31526167
Impressive...I guess...

>>31526186
Forgot pic

What if Blueblood became a female, bisexual slut?

>>31526167
my penis is watching

>>31526209
What if Blueblood was erased from canon?

>>31526209
maybe Rarity would be interested

>>31526209
He would get raped by R63 Rarity as revenge?

>>31526134
>Sure, other ponies aren't as naturally powerful

Right, and that's why it's not fair.

>>31526154
I think horses are maginificent beasts. Along dogs the best compaions the mankind can have.

>>31526220
There was alreayd a comic about that.

>>31526044
jesus christ that's a lot of pone

>>31526228
Gotta pick the best.

>>31526223
Seeing how we domesticated them early on from our evolutionary history, it's no surprise there would be held in high regard in human societies

>>31526217
>implying he isn't already
I don't think we'll ever see him again.
Or Braeburn
Or Luna
Or Trixie
Or Gilda
Or Celestia

>>31526222
Life isn't fair. Not all ponies are created equal, it's what they do with what they're given that counts. And Twilight has dedicated her life to her art.

>>31526209
I have the wierdest boner right now..

>>31526223
Horses are often stubborn and dislike the fact you're on their back. They merely tolerate the fact you're there because of years of training broke their resistance.

However, other horses do end up with some level of affection for you.

>>31526253
I'm detecting trace amounts of effort in your posts anon. I hope you have a nice visible line between reality and fantasy here

>>31526255
A boner? How could the idea of the prince of the land, one of the most powerful males in Equestria, bending over in front of you, swinging her tail out of the way to expose her newfound femininity, looking over her shoulder at you and licking her lips as she beckons - she wants this. You. She wants you. And she doesn't care what she has to give to get it.

>>31526255
What's weird about getting a boner for genderswap ponies?

>>31526265
You're just jealous you'll never be as talented, well off, pretty, or intelligent as that perfect purple pony

of course, but it's fun to pretend

>>31526271
DAMMIT ANON GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

>>31526071
thanks for that

brb killing myself

>>31526271
First time one of these made me flaccid.

>>31526281

>>31526089
I don't doubt that in the least, but I'd be happy just to see them included at all, even if it's not a big design change

>>31526281
Fun?
There's no such thing as fun here...

which pony would give the best hoofjobs

>>31526304
you're not even denying it now
I know I'll never be as good as Twilight, I've come to terms with it. Nobody could compare to her.

>>31526032
>Are ponies as overpowered as other hooved animals?

You tell me.

>>31526313
Well okay that's a bit cute.

>>31526319
>buzz word

>>31526323
Applejack, of course

Okay so

Who wants to give my pony her first name and surname

Surname has to consist of 2 words bound together, like "Blotlions" as shown in pic and is limited to words in the language files

I'm gonna need the cutest MLP pics you can find.

>be the only female pony confirmed for once being a male
>gets zero genderswap art
Fuck this fandom.

>>31526300
I'm sorry
I guess it's a fairly specific fetish

>>31526332
You have a lot of fun posting that all the time.

>>31526325

>>31526326
Woah, harpies usually rip the heart out of my dwarves if I start on a terrifying biome.

>>31526337
Any specific pony or just cute?

>>31526337
But I'm very bad at choosing cute.

>>31526337

>>31526326
>>31526374
There's another one where she starts throwing it around by its back teeth using only her horn.

This probably means she has grabbed it with magic, but I prefer to think she has it skewered and is tossing it around.

>>31526377

the latter

only the cream of the crop need apply

>>31526337
inb4trollscomeinwithfutashy

>>31526337

>>31526411
Is this good enough?

>>31526347
you're right, I would gladly stand there starting at her beautiful body, taking in her gorgeous curves and obsessing over her perfected structure

>>31526411
Let the cute dump commence!

let's have some comicses

>>31526426

yes
continue

>>31526432
Twilight is a pretty pony

>>31526447
But Trixie is prettier.

>>31526432

>twilight
>beautiful body

pfft

>>31526444
Your wish is my command

>>31526334
Daisy Elfmurderer

>>31526458

fuck off, Discord

>>31526444

>>31526455
No she isn't.
>>31526458
Yes, fuck off, Discord.

>>31526458
Roll over and die, Discord.

>>31526334
Don't forget to give us a picture of where you are starting.

>>31526466

Elves don't exist, closest equivalent are Buffalo

I got Muffincups from the random generator, so Daisy Muffincups it is

>>31526332

Oh look, an autist from /v/.

Now this thread is full blown shit.

>>31526337

>>31526503
Oh fuck this

>>31526485
I wish to be toyed with by Twilight

>>31526458

here's the rest of it.

>>31526458
>implying I wouldn't immediately check the book out so I could read up on the important scenes before acting them out with her

>>31526514
I'd really prefer consensual.

>>31526518

>>31526485
Yes she is. That's why Twilight's in love with her. Twilight lusts after the image of true perfection, greatness and power that she could never dream of achieving. Trixie embodies everything Twilight wishes she could be, and then some.

>>31526518
>>31526531

You've got the order of these two switched, by the way.

>>31526518
>being emotionally abused and manipulated into sex

I kinda want to see more of this.

>>31526532
No she...
Wait a minute, fuck off Seth.

>>31526523
>implying it wouldn't be consensual
the only truly meaningful gift I can give her is myself. She can do what she wants, whether it be tinkering with my mind to make me a better person, or whatever else she desires

>>31526532
stupid sexy Trixie

>>31526546

>>31526545
You sick person. YOU should be emotionally abused and manipulated into sex.

I can't tell what this thread is.

>>31526532
you have that the wrong way around
Trixie finally met somebody she couldn't ignore the unfathomable beauty and power of

>>31526518
>>31526458

You know, I've had previous waifus with pictures like this, and none of them made me feel bad.

But, goddamn, this fucking breaks my heart.

>>31526488

It's adventure mode, I'll be in a pony town no matter what.

>>31525978
here you go.

>>31525581
na i consider him now essential to the MLPG almost as the marker, also it's fun to see people getting mad

>>31526569
I wouldn't mind that

>>31526578
I'm QUITE certain I know what I'm talking about.
Trixie is the sexiest pony on the show, and that's that.

>>31525611
>>31525637
New fanon:

Discord and Celestia's emnity is actually because of a bad break-up. Discord came to see Celestia as a good-looking bore, Celestia sees him as an annoying 'random' sociopath and psycho stalker ex.

>>31526579

>>31526579
she'll know he was lying, trying to manipulate her, and break her, because that's what he does. Her friends will be there for her. And some day, Discord will be proven wrong

>>31526579
It could be almost any pony and I could rage over it.

>>31526569
>calling someone sick
>posting in MLP general

>>31526565
Twilight Shipping?
Well luckily for you my only ship includes Twilight

And you don't even post the last one.

PONIES EATING MEAT CONFIRMED

>>31526621
I've never wanted to punch GG before.
Seriously, I like most of his stuff.

>>31526601

I wouldn't give a fuck if it were Fluttershy, not give too many fucks if it were Rainbow Dash or Applejack. Rarity and Pinkie would make me rage a little.

But, Twilight Sparkle, not Twilight Sparkle.

>>31526626
Don't forget Rarity making eggs.

>>31526636
I know what you mean. Damnit, I told myself I wouldn't start legitimately waifufagging, but at some point my ironic waifufaggotry crossed the line

>>31526621
Why, GG? Why?

>>31526636
That's whole GG good sense of humor and wall breaking pieces.
>No matter what they write about me only matters that my name is written right.

>>31526648
that's vegan, you muppet

>>31526636

Maybe the alternate ending will cheer you up.

>>31526576
Taco thread? Like yesterday?

>>31526621
Eh, I don't feel that broken up about this.

>>31526653

We all know that feel. I swore I wouldn't waifufag when I started the show either.

But goddamn it, Twilight

I'd like to fatten Rainbow Dash up, letting her balloon to three times her size, her belly dragging on the ground below her

I would drown her in brandy, then slow roast her over a smoke fire, basting her tender flesh with cognac and honey

>>31526692
Oh crap, YES!

>>31526710
That filename...

>>31526706
>that feel when it's been barely over 7 months and you've fallen from laughing at the very idea of something as trivial as pony shipping, to writing self-insert waifufaggotry
just, if I knew what I'd be getting into, I would have stopped long ago

Twilight corruption thread?

>>31525745
TOO FAR TOO FAR TOO FAR TOO FAR TOO FAR

>>31526735
No! It's taco thread!

>>31526746
Awrite!

Goodness, I don't recognize any of these tripfags.
Where's Faceless? Sentinel? Nanaki? Pacce? GlitterGlue?

>>31526755
looks like just a bunch of anons.

>>31526621

wait

wait

there's a 4th part to that comic?

>mfw

>>31525745
>these eyes

>>31526774
>that cow's face when no face

>>31526735
Well if you want to.

Don't stop.

>>31526782
Like that cat that was posted on /g/ a few days ago?

>>31526782

>>31526755
>I don't recognize any of these tripfags.
There's no trips even here... sentinel was here earlier, but that was it. But I think the rest died off with Fluffy. They must have been on the same bus that defected.

>>31526793
What cat?

>>31526755
they're all gone or at least don't post much. the userbase rolls over every few months, you know how it is

>>31526804
Maybe they all moved to FiMchan?

>>31526796
man, that picture is hilarious when you see it

>>31526821
the kid's face

>>31526811
This one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-228HHY3Hw

>>31526804
...Hi. And isn't Ghost of Fluffy just Fluffy with a different name?

>>31526843
Aw ain't that cuOH DEAR GOD WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?

anyone want a pony sketch?

>>31526804
I am here
but I never know what to say

Sorry for off topic:
I normally don't care for CoD stuff, but I had a nice laugh from this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGEaqlXS_Ec

>this ship exists

>>31526735
There are only so many Twilights to Corrupt.

And, unfortunately, corruption isn't very big in MLP fandom.

>>31526864
Blushing, embarassed Trixie tugging her hat over her eyes.

>>31526734
>he took 7 months
I fell in three weeks.

>>31526868
and they edited a different picture to make it happen. Shameful.

>>31526862
Something about being hit by a car when it was young

>>31526843
that thing needs to be put out of its misery

>>31526857
Kind of.

>>31526868
What ship doesn't exist?

>>31526821
Im terribad at these care to say me where to look?

>>31526888
Ursa Major x Ursa Minor

>>31526804
Every single one of them is still appearing around from time to time.

So, what does Ahegao mean?

>>31526903
the SUV at the far end of the parking lot

wait for it

>>31526917
pleasurable internal release

>>31526903
check the website at the bottom of the pic

>>31526904
/r/ing this

>>31526921
A...cow?

>>31526888
Holy shit when did Fluffy die and turn into a ghost

>>31526888

>>31526953
>Pinkie
>As Gadget
There are not enough words to describe how doomed everyone is

>>31526868
The cycle of hilarity continues.
>edits edits EVERYWHERE!

>>31526917
It's the stupid face women make during mid orgasm.

>>31526964
When he got sick and we sent him that get-well card.

>>31526986
>the get-well card killed him
Reuniclus, you monster.

>>31526986
does anyone have the finished version of that card? i never saw it.

>>31526986
Thank god I forgot to sign it. It must have been pretty terrible if it had killed him

Whee, E6 webrips. Protip: Don't rely on a VM image that expires.

FLV: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=6IZ08XQN [282 MB]
MKV: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=XJ3KL4PI [281 MB]

FUCKING CLOUDFLARE!

>>31527010
THANKS APPLEY

>>31526334
link to mod

>>31526986
Jesus touched it didn't he?

>>31526998
Sorry it was an accident

>>31527003

>>31527020
No prob.

Preg pony is best pony.

>>31527041
Not necessarily.

>>31527011
I was getting that too until I deleted my cookies. Go do that.

>>31527041
this is that artists OC she ships with braeburn, isnt it?

>>31527011
Did you read the top of the page? The big red letters?

>>31526877
new thread so I can post this

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>>31527072
Nope, it's Carrot Top.

>>31527026
I will never get to see Twilight in an adorable nurse outfit trying to take care of one of her sick friends...

>>31527092
hair seems wrong.

>>31527041
I would be willing to debate against that.

>>31527094
Ask miLes or DrWhite or...Hey wait a minute, you're a drawfag yourself!

>>31527091
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>>31527106
Carrot on her hip, though, so...

>>31527106
>Cutie Mark

>>31527094
>doesn't know how to get to the portal to Equestria

>>31527121
>doesn't have a personal portal to Equestria on his back yard

>>31527117
My condolences.

>>31527113
I think he means a real episode.

>>31527117
These are the worst haikus I've read.

>>31527130
>doesn't have a personal teleport inside his anus

>>31527138
Oh right that.
Yeah, that isn't very probable.

Which pony is the worst in bed?

>>31527130
>still using portals instead of handheld teleporters.
What is this? 23rd century?

>>31527143
I don't think those are haikus.

>>31527158
Your favorite one.

>>31527158
Rainbow Dash

>>31527176
Dash is in bed all the time, she's an expert.

>>31527158
Pinkie Pie
She probably tosses and turns all night from all that sugar she eats and barely gets any sleep.

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>>31527158
Probably Fluttershy. Who has time to learn about sex when you're taking care of animals 24/7?

>>31527190
Dash is never in bed. She sleeps on clouds.