>>31516657
I don't have the PC version, I got the Tree Fitty one. I got TF2, LoL, and CS: S. I'm still a new PC gamer.
>>31516745
Ya'll niggas postin in a Skyward Sword thread.

>>31516745
Skyward Sword Row 2

NO, THAT'S ENOUGH. FUCK YOU AND YOUR VIDYA TALK.

>>31516745
> Return of Nightmare Moon
"Ssssso my body's going through ... changes."
Celestia sighs, "Is it really time to explain the dragons and fireflies?"
"No, no, I understand that, but ... NEW FEELINGS aren't really my specialty, oh sister."
Celestia sighed. This was infinitely worse.

pinki pie and bumpy chillin and illin all day

>>31516794
seconding this, I just got here so if you could keep vidya talk to the last thread that would be super
this thread is for ponies and ponie accessories

>>31516745
Fuck you Pinkie, it too me forever to find the damn stairs

Re-postin'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9F8QQQo_CEI&feature=feedu

>liking gens 1-3.5

Explain to me, friends, why this picture works so well.

>>31516745
>that glitch

>>31516791

Tree Fitty? Are you referring to the 360 or am I missing something here?

I mean the only "tree fitty" I'm familiar with is from South Park and subsequently /o/, but I have no idea how it relates to Battlefield.

>Fanfiction

>mfw my story borrows very heavily from ancient indian culture and tradition, specifically the vedic texts
>as such, lots of emphasis on chanting, and magic being based around reverberations and sound and singing
>mfw i'm going to use a bit of the skyrim sound track as flavor music at certain points
>mfw people will think it's a skyrim reference

oh god damnit

>>31516831
double rainbow

>not buying Oblivion GOTY Deluxe Championship Edition Turbo EX on Steam this week when it was $6

HA HA TIME FOR MODS

>>31516831

>>31516856
>double rainbow

>>31516871
...But I totally did buy that.

>>31516876
Silly Dash, theirs no air in space. your wings wouldnt work

Also youd die

>>31516898
>Buying vidya gaems

>>31516799
This is going to end with celestia and luna growing dicks...isn't it. Go on.....

>>31516784
>banished back in time by a unicorn and then torn in half by a dinosaur cock.
and i'll be there to make sure it's accurate

Somebody delete an image from the last thread so I can mark it.

>>31516812

Who would Brittlesworth chill with?

Oh wait, no one. Because he's fucking dead.

>>31516905
That's not space. That's the skies of Equestria lit up with the lights of artillery showering the night sky

>>31516791

>>31516917
No, dumbass. More like "You'd think the most awkward conversation with your sister is about your menstruation / menarche, which ponies don't get. Instead it's going to be about FEELINGS, which as a whole Celestia is extremely uncomfortable talking about with Luna.

As, well, you know.

She herself feels tremendously guilty for locking her baby sister away for a thousand years, and doesn't want to confront or face all the hurt and frustration she's caused Luna for being a pony 'out of time.':

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnqTmYKPfyA

why boner

>Upon discovering a French translation of this story, Twain back-translated the story into English, word for word, retaining the French grammatical structure and syntax. He then published all three versions under the title "The Jumping Frog: in English, then in French, and then Clawed Back into a Civilized Language Once More by Patient, Unremunerated Toil".[4]

mark twain: best human being

>>31516970
Ugh.

>>31516975
>taking me seriously
Umm....ok sure then.

>>31516898
So did I.

>we both accept FS as best pony
>we have the same Steammind

this is getting creepy

>>31516970
now that pic is awesome! Any more vidya related pony fanarts that look awesome like that?

>>31516970
the dahaka is not ponyfied :(

post more skyrim ponies

>>31516970
That evil smog cloud is going to rape that poor pony

>>31517091

>>31517035
> taking fanfiction seriously
Oh my stars and garters.

>>31517091

i remember a picture of a dragonborn fluttershy shouting to spike, anyone have it?

>>31516984
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnqTmYKPfyA

you know what

it's time to stop all the horse sex videos
http://mothe[lolmoot]rless.com/B177106
this is a video of an man having sex with a male alligator.
watch the entire thing and be scarred, horribly.

>>31517137

EUGH.

>in the MLP general
>Randomly get banned
>Read ban reason

>>31517152

>>31517091

>I post ponies in /sp/ sometimes
>nobody notices
>nobody cares

>>31517137

>>31517159
alligator cloaca must be cold

>>31517181
it's funny because the fully upgrade fus roh dah makes most npcs ragdoll and fly for several tens of feet, and causes draggons to stagger

>>31517203
>nobody cares
it should be like that everywhere

>>31517203
>i post ponies on /b/
>banned over 20 times
>dynamic ip

>>31517159
That is really bad camera work.

So, why has no one made a pony version of one of these things?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pbeV2dgWDQ

>>31517181
>you will never have Fluttershy give you the most tender shoutjob of your life

>>31517214

>>31517246
how would that feel

>>31517251
Plenty of time, my dear
Plenty of time

>>31517246
>Um... Stop... right there... um... if you want to...

>>31517065
> asking silly questions

>>31517181
ty anon

would you have your lusty argonian maid clean your pony

>>31517181
>>31517246
>>31517294

Fluttershy spends the whole game talking down the dragons until they give up

>>31516851
Great, now you fucking useless faggot wastes of precious carbon atoms have gone and besmirched India.
Just want to let you know, you guys are the worst fandom ever, far worse than Sonic and Furries.

>>31517251

That's shopped, right?

...right?

>>31517251
How many copies of these are in Skyrim?
I plan to fill my bookshelves with these

>>31517315
I'd rather clean my pony myself

.

>>31517329

>>31517329
Keep telling yourself that.

>>31517321

>>31516851
Is this the fanfic of yours that's going to be a bigger hit than Past Sins?

>>31517321
Well, she might have an easy time with Dragons, but she'll freak out at anything else. Including her shadow.

And now, Fluttershy giving birth to a rabbit.

>>31517329

Nope.

The Lusty Argonian Maid is a running joke in Elder Scrolls. It's been in every game so far.

It's just a few pages of innuendo, like polishing some guys spear or, in Skyrim, putting a "stick of bread" into a "hot oven."

It still doesn't prevent fans from writing more "descriptive" versions.

>>31517375

>>31517363
>>31517365

No, wait, I get it. It's a mod! That's what it is, right?

...right?!

>>31517372
... Oh my.

>>31517388

oh my!

>>31517398
>jump into bush to get away from shadow
>now surrounded by shadows

>>31517296

>Bayonetta Pony

Not nearly as good as Celestia Bayonetta.

how would two ponies box each other? would they have to stand on their hind legs? that is the only situation I can think of really, unless they just kick each other with their hind legs...

>>31517371
>bigger hit
probably not. and in fact if it appeals to that many ponychanners it probably means i did something wrong
>better
yes

>part of your comment isn't allowed to be posted
what the fuck moot

>>31517423
....sure.

>>31517440

>you will never have a lusty argonian maid who watches ponies with you.

Which drawfag would you tongue sensually?

>>31517444

>many ponychanners
>any pony

theres your problem

>>31517388

I thought it was just fanfiction.

Holy shit.

>>31517426
oh god...

>>31517470
turns out it was ponychanners specifcally
or just pony

>>31517467
Madmax.

She'd be tied down and I wouldn't be kind about it. Nothing like a good rough one-way facefucking to a forced orgasm. Mmmmm.

>>31517458
you think they'd actually do that? seems like more of a gag to me

>Everyone talking about Skyrim
>Been playing Arkham City

Ah fiddlesticks.

>>31517478

>>31517478

its not that bad, is it?

maybe im just desensitized

>>31517490
Dunno

>>31517467
Rose has a pretty voice

>>31517478
>>31517486
>sex with ponies
DON'T MIND IF I DO
>implied sex with argonians
EWW GET IT AWAY

'course i prefer mine flatchested and without mammaries but that's just my exquisite gentlemanly taste

>>31517467
>You will never be toungued sensually by a fellow /co/ member because no one likes you

Wait, I'm okay with this.

>>31517437
> still liking dull JJ's art
> in 2011
oh well

have this too

>>31517491

I know that feel, bro. You still trying to get all the Riddler trophies?

>>31517500
>>31517503

It's not inherently bad... I just feel kind of mind fucked.

>>31517491

I'm busy torrenting Saints Row 3 for the SECOND time, since Skidrow was too fucking stupid to release a crack that worked with all of the decrypted uploads that were already released. Stupid fucks.

>Fanfiction

Well, some are good. Here are my recommendations:
Mines Of Dragon Mountain
My Little Time Lord
On A Cross And Arrow
Pony PoV
Substitute Harmony
The Best Night Ever
The Vinyl Scratch Tapes
Through The Eyes Of Another Pony
Timelords And Terror

>>31517171
>4chan
>Retarded terrible moderators
Pick both

>>31517526
>sex with not humans
>zero irony
>zero sarcasm
>nobody's joking about it
>everyone's dead serious
>perfectly acceptable in poni threads

thisiswhyeveryonehatesus.jpg

>>31517565

>>31517557
nobody ever puts
>memories of those friends who've gone before
on these lists
seriously, great dialogue and a sweet simple little story

>>31517565

Finding ponies sexually arousing? That's unpossible!

>>31517565

>sex with not humans

>>31517538
but he's so popular! errybody loves his work! does that not translate to quailty?

>>31517467
I would eat out Caluriri for hours.

>>31517557
>viny scratch tapes
NOPE

>>31517616
> herp derp fucking faggot magic hate

>>31517621
I'd probably give Yamino mouth love, but only if I could paper-bag over her terrible face.

"Hey Rainbow Dash!" Pinkie Pie shouted upon seeing her rainbow maned Pegasus friend in the town square.

"Hey there, Pinkie Pie," Rainbow Dash said as the pink earth pony trotted up to her, "What's happening?"

"Applejack let me borrow her gun," smiled Pinkie Pie, pulling out the large shotgun from nowhere. It was a hefty weapon, specially made for equines with no fingers.

"What do you plan on doing with it?" Rainbow Dash asked.

"This!" The pink earth pony put the muzzle of the gun in her mouth, pumped the slider and pulled the trigger. The gun went off without a hitch and Pinkie Pie's head exploded in a shower of brain and blood. For a few fleeting moments her headless body stood there before toppling over, lifeless.

"Pinkie Pie," chuckled Rainbow Dash, "You are so random."

The End

i need something to punch the shit out of in skyrim

give me something to punch that isn't a giant

porn thread? :3

>>31517653
go punch a dwemer sphere. Punch a bunch of them. Don't come back.

>>31517653

Go punch the village chicken.

>>31517621
agreed

>>31517526

I remember when you told me you didn't fap to dinosaurs

you LIED to me!

>>31517650
...Why can I actually see this happening in the show, and then Pinkie Pie is fine 3 seconds later?

>>31517650
my god

not enough skyrim ponies

>>31517616
Popularity never translates to quality.. Look at George Lucas , Steven Spielberg and James Cameron.

>>31517669
why hello there brony

>>31517653
Punch you some BEARS

>>31517684
things changed
for the better

>>31517437
I actually tried commissioning someone to draw a comic of that.

No dice.

oh hey, this was in a /v/ rage thread:
http://www.skyrimnexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=295

>>31517669
God I love swaetshirt, where can i find more of his shit?

>>31517700
i did that earlier
it was pretty fun

>>31517695
>i'm a hipster

>>31517695
>implying he wasn't joking about it

>>31517719
>I like shit

>>31517727

>>31517676
>Be in town outside of mage college
>OH shit, a Frost Dragon
>Guards and me start to shoot arrows at him
>Fus Roh Dah
>Accidentally hit a chicken as well as a the Dragon.
>Guards disregard dragon and decide to attack me.
>Die for accidentally hitting a chicken.

>>31517669

Why does everyone keep posting the edited version?

>>31517718
Raid one of the larger bandit camps. Boxing your way through a small army is awesome.

Alternately, resolve the Skyrim Civil War with your fists.

>>31517742
"THAT ANIMAL COST ME A LOT OF MONEY!"

That feel, I know it...

>>31517717
http://swaetshrit.tumblr.com/

>>31517653
Punch yourself, the ground, and then random people in the middle of the night.

>>31517750
Because nosebleeds really aren't that sexy.

>>31517750
Both versions are shitty.

Hey guys.

What if we didn't talk about Skyrim.

>>31517769
but ponies being tentacle raped

that's totally sexy

right

>>31517789

The fuck you wanna talk about then?

>>31517797
Did I REALLY have to spell that out?

>>31517797
>Implying it's not consentacles

>This thread

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYVz9KezlVs&feature=player_embedded

>>31517797
Only humanized.

I inked a pony.

>>31517797
No, not really. I miss the times when we just had light lesbian humanized porn. Now it's all extreme and repulsive fetishes.

>>31517839

Not only did you ink a pony, you inked best pony.

>>31517833
nobody's talking about shipping

>>31517594
>>31517669
>>31517750
>>31517797

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBISfv-6hfo

>>31517862
Can I post yet?

>>31517742

>assaulting city with that little bitch leader from the stormcloaks
>FUSROHDAH into a group of 10 city guards
>little bitch leader gets knocked down
>slaughter the imperial scum and take the city
>head back to windhelm
> guards demand i pay 40g for an assault charge
>little bitch leader reported me to the authorities because i knocked him down in the middle of a warzone

how do I kill this guy? he is unfit to lead the rebellion

>>31517797
Done to death, old. It'd a be a rare feat to not find someone who hasn't been tentacle raped yet. No effect

>>31517818

...ponies?

Or alternatively, video games that don't already have about thirty on-going threads open on /v/.

>>31517839
Ink another

>>31517884

>talking about ponies

PFFFAHAHAHA GET A LOAD OF THIS GUY.

I'm down for ponies.

>>31517879
What the hell does FUS ROH DAH mean? I know it was a meme for a while because of the trailer, but why do people keep talking about now?

>>31517884
I don't want to talk about skyrim
I just want skyrim ponies
You fags can talk about whatever you want while you post them

>>31517911

let's all get down with a pony.

>>31517839
cool, but it does not seems to be your drawing... except that leg.

Also, what the tablet?

Evening gents! Everyone pumped for Saturdays episode!

>>31517839
There are quite a few parts that I can criticize, but I won't because I don't want to sound like an asshole. Overall, good job, especially on the hair.

Is Rose around?
Maybe she can help me. I don't even know what I've done here. Am I drawing water? I could have sworn I was drawing water...
Spoilered for not poni

>>31517911
Okay, fine. Because of the server fuckery I never got to ask this when it was relevant:

Did anyone else have to do an aural double-take when Applebloom said "help me" before and after the commercial cut? I could have sworn I heard "kill me" at least one of those times.

>>31517935
Hell yeah mother fucker.

I'm more psyched for S2E9 though.

>>31517919
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUPI4DIqJVs

>>31517919
I think it's an attack in the game or something

>>31517919

dragon magic is when you project your voice into a 'shout'

depending on what dragon words you yell changes what effect the shout has

fas roh dah is dragon speech, and when you shout it it knocks the fuck out of people

>>31517929
> Trixie and Twilight like to go out to the '80's glam rock/goth club and get fucked up on all kinds of fun chemicals

... I can kind of appreciate that.

>>31517919

FUS ROH DAH is a series of words in dragonspeak that mean "force". Upon speaking them, you send out a shockwave from your mouth that blows shit out of your way, preferably off cliffs.

>>31517919
SORRY WRONG VIDEO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSRtYpNRoN0

>>31517930
It is my drawing. I streamed it earlier tonight.

And I use an Intuos4.

>>31517884
How about Saints Row?

>>31517955
Which one's that again?

Is that the masked mare or Spike?

>>31517942
Looks like water to me, but just in case, I'm sure somebody who isn't as art-asspatty as me could help you out more though, I'm awful at water.

>>31517935
>>31517955
I really want the eagle to win, but if I'm being correctly genre savvy, the bat's going to win.

>>31517976
It's "force" "balance" "push", more precisely.

>>31517876
IT BEGINS?

Shit, too late.

>>31517992

Uhhh, I think it's the masked mare, the pet one is after that.

Too tired to finish coloring this, so have a WIP.

>>31517935
My body is not ready like in new every episode

>>31517992
The Rarity episode you fucking Philistine.

I just drew a chromosome with a dick.

what have you all done tonight?

>>31518000
WHOA HOLD ON A TICK

What's this from? Are there more screenshots or anything?

>>31517886
bowling pony is my long-legged waifu

>>31517919
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yv4BFfWoro

>>31518003

Yeah, the last two escaped me, but you get the gist.

>>31517929
The anatomy on that picture frightens me.

I am now 20 years old. Yaaaay.

Twilight Sparkle is best pony.

>>31518008
the pet one is this week

>>31517991

I just fucking said I'm having to download it a second time. Stop reminding me of how bitter I am about Skidrow being fucking incompetent as shit with this game.

>>31518033
I REMEMBER EVERYTHING ALWAYS

>>31518000
no, the turtle will win

>>31518025
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0dw_ODMz8I

>>31517937
Nah it's fine I'd like to be able to do better next time, so go ahead. You're not gonna hurt my feelings.

>>31518025

Screenshot from the new episode. Went up on Facebook earlier today. So did this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0dw_ODMz8I

>>31517919
Remember the gravity gun from half-life 2? I mean after it got supercharged?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVLhoYkL96k

>>31518000

I'm more excited for "The Mysterious Mare Do Well"

Also

>Owlowiscious
>Shown again at all

>>31518000

oh god. i just noticed

up at the top of the cliff

Owloysius is back

>>31518043
Man, I read that as "Twilight is 20 years old."

>>31518068
>>31518075
Who?

>>31518075
Who fucking cares, FLUTTERSHY IS BACK EVERYBODY PART!

>>31518083
Exactly

>>31518043
she is just so fucking HHHNNNNNGGG

oh why, why isn't there anybody like here in real life

>>31518068
>Owloysious
>Up during the day

Speaking of, why the fuck didn't he show up during the Nightmare Night ep?

>>31518096

was fluttershy there?

I didn't notice

>>31518107
*her

>>31518096
>Celebrating the fact that Fluttershy finally gets some screen time
Naw, man. That ain't worth celebrating.

>>31518096
part what

>>31518096

Fluttershy? Is that some new background pony or something?

>>31518113
My guess is that he was the one handing out candy since Twilight and Spike left.

>>31518107
She's out there somewhere anon. Trust me.

I'm excited for every upcoming episode except the Spike one.

We all know what happened last time we got a Spike episode.

>>31518059
>>31518064

Awesome! Thanks guys
>Gummy is slobbering Pinkies ear

This is gearing up to be a pretty cool episode I think.

Feels like they're releasing tidbits from episodes they know are pretty cool

>>31518131
I wish this was true

>>31518123
>>31518126

>>31518064
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0dw_ODMz8I

Is it me, or does the animation seem a little...off

>>31518107
Dude, they're called librarians and they care more about books than you.

Power-mad queens rarely force librarians to learn how to make friends. You're out of luck.

>>31518133
We got a damn owl.

>>31518000
>Both sleep all day.
You are right.

>>31518131
I'm seriously losing hope. Hell even if she did exist it's not like she would like any of us.

>>31518166
>>31518133
>everyone out of character
>everyone acting like a total idiot and/or bitch the entire episode
>that FUCKING OWL

>>31517942
does not looks like a water to me
more like something ethereal....

>>31518174
You just need to find 4 other people to traverse a dangerous forest and defeat the personification of nightmares. THEN he or she will like you.

>>31518167
Speed is the key. Will the bat be faster than the eagle or falcon? I can't wait to see.

My bets on the Eagle. He stands out the most

>>31518185
now that you mention it
oh dear

>>31518173

>>31518173

I'm just dicking around, man. I'm happy for you guys.

>>31518107
They're all over the damn place.

It's just that Twilight has THOSE EYES, oh man.

>>31518174
Good a time as any to post this particular sadfrog.

>>31518213

we all want leth back

>genuinly think scootaloo was going to be her pet so much that I'm still in shock a little that she's not even there

>>31518174
I have to admit, It's truly bizarre how likeable and attractive the mane 6 are. They're all great waifu material.

>>31518228
what happened to him

Hey guys maybe owliscious will redeem himself

>>31518206
>Moral about winning isn't everything
Calling it now
Also:
>That bat is fucking adorable.

>>31518220

>>31518218

I'm not dicking around

I vowed to stop hating Rarity, so now I have to hate Fluttershy.

>you will never show Twilight the night of her life, and bring her to a screaming orgasm that leaves her sweating and shaking, gasping for breath

>>31518237

Smacked with the banhammer for spamming.

>>31518246
He didn't do anything wrong the first time, that was one of the big problems.

>>31518235
This.
Their personalities are great

>>31518237
He was shot down in a dramatic police show down over his meth lab.

If Fluttershy was babysitting you and after she had put you to bed you heard an unfamiliar sound you could only imagine being caused by scary things, what would she do?

>>31518064
>>31518064
Apple Jack why are you so insensitive?

>>31518223
y u be so true?

>>31518235
>>31518174
>>31518131
>>31518107
>mfw I married a girl who's basically 40% Fluttershy, 40% Twilight Sparkle and 20% Rarity

I won at life and you guys all wish you could be me.

>>31518061
Okay then. First, the ear. What the hell is with the ear? Looks like, maybe a mouse ear, bot definitely not a horse ear

Second, noodle front leg. It seem to not have joints and lacks a hoof at the end. It's shapeless.

Third, her neck. It's way too thick.

Fourth, the folds and twists on her mane are unreadable the way you rendered them ( except on the ends). However, I like how the hair actually looks like hair there.

I'm not sure if I should attribute it to your style or not, but her face seem too wide for me.

But, as I said, it's quite nice regardless. Your linework is very good, thickness varies appropriately. I like it.

I desire reports of lucid dreaming.

>>31518251
i didn't really notice but yeah he is pretty adorable

i always like to see the FiM team do designs for new types of animals. the eagle and falcon both look pretty cool as well

>>31518161
Colors are off for sure.

>>31518293
unless she's also 100% horse then no sir I don't

>>31518251
>winning isn't everything

But Dash is all about winning. That's like her agenda. I'd be shocked as hell to hear her say that.

And yah that is one cute little bat

>>31518293
I'm happy for you anon.

>>31518265
We must summon him from the beyond-realm of the banned, obviously.

I'll get the runes and incense for the circle, somebody grab me a virgin sacrifice, and somebody get a camera to remember this day.

>>31518293

you're married?

how do you cope with your life being over?

>>31518301

>>31518293
>married

I'd say you're far from winning.

Question
as one of the few available males spike seems to be something of a town bicycle
I see him shipped with twilight, applebloom, applejack, sweetie belle, etc.

if you had to pick just one
who would you say is the LEAST likely spike ship

>>31518301
BONER. WHY. NO GOD, NO BONER, NOT TO THIS.

I THOUGHT WE WERE COOL, BRO.

>>31517935
YOU FUCKIN KNOW IT BRAH

>>31518293
>any % Rarity
>no Pinkie or Dash

fuck no

>>31518324
everybody thinks everything is peachy for the first decade or so, then it's downhill from there, that's advice straight from my dad

>>31518301

>>31518324
>Impyling I wouldn't marry a humanized version of one of the main 6 instantly
even rarity
but yeah, seeing how that's not going to happen, I agree.

>>31518335
Cheif Thunderhooves.

Or, of the regular cast, probably Dash.

>>31518335
spike x rarity
it could never work

>>31518335
Vinyl Scratch?

>>31518335
Luna

>>31518335
Out of every poni? Big Mac

Out of the mane 6? Rainbow Dash

>>31518353

>>31518384
Pretty much this, though Spike / Caramel doesn't seem very likely either.

They're both kind of beta fellas.

>>31518335

Spike x Mike Dawson

>>31518335

Of the mane 6? Probably Rainbow Dash. Otherwise there are like 1000 background ponies no one has ever conceived of shipping him with.

>>31518352
I figure the best way to approach marriage is to look at it mostly as a partnership to have and raise children. Lots of children.

It's hard finding a girl willing to have 6 kids that won't corrupt my gorgeous caucasian stud genes. Where's my Rarity, world?

>>31518294
I did a weird thing with the ear. Guess it didn't work.

Angles have been helping me avoid noodlelegs a bit but I didn't want to go angular with this one for some reason.

I want to get better at hair but yeah I'm kind of bad at it right now. Among many other things.

Thanks for taking the time. I'll try to do better.

>>31518335
Probably rainbow dash

Never seen any of them together

>>31518403
Not to mention inanimate objects.

Spike x Madame Leflour anyone?

>>31518399

gay beta x beta sex is p. hot though

>>31518353
>>31518398
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffh8Zp9SJ2Q

reminding you guys that this still exists in all it's glory.

>>31518366
>Or, of the regular cast, probably Dash.
See, that makes me realize that of all the mane six, Spike has virtually never even interacted with Rainbow Dash.
In all the episodes I can't even recall a single exchange they've had. The closest I can think of is him commenting on her in FWF as an announcer.
But then I'm probably just forgetting something.

>>31518409
All I hear from my dad is "Don't get married, don't get stuck with some stupid cunt that ruins your life." I hear this 2-3 times a week, and I figure he knows what he's talking about, so that's what I plan to do.

>Briefly discuss the show
>Suddenly, shipping.
Yeah, fuck you.

>>31518399
>spike
>beta

what?

>>31518440

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYVz9KezlVs

>>31518429

That's because he is rainbow dash. has been since s2e2

>>31518429

Interacted with her? He WAS her for an episode.

>>31518446
They're both a little subserviant/ingratiating.

>>31518429

the fuck is spike holding?

>>31518429
.....whats spike doing in this pic?

>>31518435
>>31518409
>>31518352
what the hell kind of family are you people in
my parents are both goofy southern people and they've never had rough spots, and have been happily married for something like 30 years.
i'm pretty sure a good part of that is them having wild kinky sex constantly but they're pretty sneaky about it

>>31518301

wut?

>>31518446
>Implying he isn't Twilight's bitch
>Implying she would let him out of the house overnight

>>31518425
>comments

>>31518460

A picture of Twilight's flank.

>>31518466
>>31518460
It's a photo of Twilight's butt.

>>31518435
My plan is to keep any wife I get too pregnant to ruin my life. Especially if my only goal in life is to have and raise children. And MLP, that's important too. We can all watch it together.

>>31517698
gold.

>>31518411
Angles are tricky. You must use them wisely. They do help direct the force of the lines though. The way you drew her led, it's lifeless and doesn't seem to have any solid structure behind it.

>>31518409

>Where's my Rarity, world?

I want to be someone's Rarity. But I only just started reading this manual of proper etiquette. I've got a ways. But the fact that Rarity didn't inherit her accent gave me hope

>>31518455
hurr hurr, but in all seriousness you must realise that was because she was absent 80 percent of the episode.

>>31518466
>.....whats spike doing in this pic?
He's foolishly jerking off in a room with an open window.

>>31518494
>led

I meant her leg.

>>31518483
> keep wife pregnant
> THAT IS MY FETISH

>>31518469
I'm the guy who posted Rarity, and my parents are happily married, and I'm the second of nine children they've had.

>>31518480
>>31518482

Ah i see it now.

Well who can blame him?

>>31518440
fine we'll post the one thing everyone loves to ship with Dash

>>31518512
ditto.
>>31518510
This brings back memories of nearly being caught through a window masurbating by a friend in his house.I'm still not sure to this day whether or not he saw me

>>31518512
>>31518483

you breeders are disgusting

>>31518501
I'll give you my geneticist's card and once you talk to him, call me back.

>>31518501
Affecting an accent is piss-easy, just pick one, listen to people speaking in it, and practice the fuck out of it.

>>31518535
Get out of here, stalker.

>>31518520
Nobody but the CMC, what with their ability to annoy.

>>31518453
FUCK YOU I POSTED THAT FIRST

>>31518561

And it's easier when you're not fucking Canadian. God damn Canadians.

>>31518469
I didn't think my family was that strange until I got older, then I kinda realized what was going on, and why they don't really talk to other people

>>31518494
I'll keep working on it. I'm rarely satisfied with anything I do and then only for a very short time so I'm not married to any of my stylistic choices.

>>31518571
>Nobody but the CMC, what with their ability to annoy.
Oh they're not blaming him. They just want to see, that's all.

>>31518581

Your kind of marriage is illegal anyway

>>31518462
What the fuck is this shit!!!!

>>31518429
The fact that they have to spy on him at all is proof that Spike is beta as fuck. He ought to just be standing in front of them, proudly jerking off right up close. Don't be a god-damned coward, Spike.

>>31518440
>FUCK YOU I POSTED THAT FIRST
>>31518535


> fighting over a youtube link to post like it is something to be proud about, like they are *contributing*

>>31518581
>pinkie has a belly button
I love you

>>31518593

It's just Lauren trolling again.

>>31518551
I just have an impregnation fetish, not that I want to go out and keep my wife barefoot and pregnant.

Hell, I'd just rather play bull to married couples.

>>31518598
Pretty sure that one was Rose.

>>31518581
>I'm rarely satisfied with anything I do and then only for a very short time

Then you are already better than 90% of fan artists. You are on the right path.

>>31518625
I wish Rose would draw her sloppy donkey OC getting slamfucked by GG's nigger zebra OC already.

>>31518000
That fucking falcon.
That falcon needs to win!
Everyone is so bust cumming all over eagles, they don't realise how much quicker and streamlined falcons are. Eagles are all brute force and muscle. Falcons are more cunning and fast as lightning, just like Dash.

>>31518617
Are you a tall, blond-haired blue-eyed Aryan man?

>>31518617
>not keeping your wife barefoot and pregnant
>2011

I also want mine to homeschool our kids, so I'm limited to young, catholic, school teachers, probably Irish. Once I get a job HAHAHAHA I'll have to hang around education departments on university campuses and Catholic churches.

>>31518634
But owls fly silently, and bats are maneuverable like you wouldn't believe. Seeing as they're in a canyon, that maneuverability makes me think the bat has it.

>>31518639
Not him, but I'm 6'5", blue-eyed, and...light brown-haired.

Shame I don't have a size discrepancy fetish

>>31518625
No, that was SmittyG, although he admitted he was aping Rose's style intentionally. Not to mention pilfering her stream playlist.

Anyway yeah he's great.

>>31518653
I doubt there will only be one event.

>>31518634

>having no fetishes at all

I am truly alone.

>>31518676
My only fetish right now is ponies. I'm not into gore, incest, rape, feet, or any of that stuff. Just ponies.

I honestly feel like a normal here sometimes.

>>31518676
gobenormalsomewhereelse.jpg

>>31518676

If you don't have a particular crank that just gets you off, then yes, you are alone.

>>31518676
I have a femdom fetish.
I could be pegged in the ass by a hot domme all night.

>>31518639
I also forgot to mention the part where I'd like to do the same thing

>>31518676
you should head over to >>>/d/
you might like what you see

I'm just gonna drop by to say this is the saddest fucking thing you'll ever listen to.

>>31518634
I always bet on the falcon. She might not look like much, but she's the fastest hunk of junk in the galaxy.

>>31518711
Zecora's tail always sort of weirds me out
It looks like it's coming from way too low on her butt

>>31518676
No, you are not.

I'm not fapping to ponies and have no fetishes too.

my fetish is treating women with respect and passionate, happy sex that the woman really enjoys.

>>31518676
I feel kind of sorry for you anon...that must suck

>>31518723

What are you >implying

>>31518561

Thank you for your encouragement.

>>31518572

And for once, being Amerifat pays off. I regret nothing

>>31518676
Hey bro

at least you don't have a diaper fetish

>>31518469

It's like we have the same parents or something. Except where your parents are good at hiding it... well, let's just say I won't be borrowing my dad's laptop again any time soon.

>>31518721
>>31518725

>>31518711
What's the point of going to /d/ if MLPGs are basically the same thing anyway?

Everything I see in /d/ I've already seen here.

>>31518725
Treating women with respect? Clearly you haven't been to /r9k/.

Nah women are cool, I'm just kidding. But I seriously wouldn't marry anyone except a devout Catholic. To keep pregnant. I'd draw ponies on her distended belly while she sleeps.

>>31518581

>>Pinkie Pie Tummy

HNNNGGG!!!

>>31518751

/d/ was awesome a few years back. Now you have your pic between futa, femdom, and futa.

>>31518751
In about the same proportions too, its weird.

More research is needed.

>>31518729
Not really. Feels okay.

>>31518725
Nope, that'll only work for about ten years or so.

Then it'll degrade to her putting up with a fat balding man who gets winded mid-coitus, told "it's okay" as you tuck in your slim wettened penis, and likewise tuckin your khakis into your crew socks before going out for a fair-to-okay Italian dinner with dinner-party friends.

She'll keep pretending it's 'cute' to see you in cardigans and rubby-tubby slacks, but her eye will keep wandering to the well-chiseled young waiter.

She'll LET you finish later, and quietly pleasure herself in the bathroom after you fall asleep, sleep apnea snores drowning out her soft quiet moans for "a check, please."

>>31518762
This. Futaspammer really did manage to kill the community. Most of /d/ now doesn't even remember futa spammer.

>>31518676

I have several, but my most prominent has never been mentioned in these threads. Except for once when I mentioned it myself back around January and one or two anons ditto'd it.

The only thing that sucks about having a fetish is that it's hard to find good, original porn of it sometimes.

>>31518759
oh my god, I want to motor boat that tummy so badly.

>>31518723
Thank you!

I was going to say something if no one else did. Also theres like that nubby base to it.

>>31518801
That's not so bad but
it really does kind of look more like butt-level you know

>>31518779
You talk about sex like there isn't such a thing as cunnilingus.

>>31518754
Can we have a draw thread next?

>>31518788

Who DOESN'T want to motorboat that tummy?

>>31518741

Oh, hey, that guy's talking about my fetish! But yeah, it's a rough one to have. So much of the hate is justified, really

>>31518820
Ew gross dude babies come out of there.

>>31518816
ide/theory: zecora's tail is actually one of those buttplug tails

>>31518816
I'm more weirded out by the nub. Is that how zebra tails are? Its like a really hair fetal limb

For when you want to PRETEND she's doing her HOMEWORK

The best fetish is ponies with pubic hair but I don't think I've ever seen it drawn.

I have a sneaking suspicion that Noel is lurking.

If so when do you plan to finish that Luna?

>>31518828
I second this.

>>31518840
They can be kept clean.

And they must, really. I do have standards for what I put my tongue on, after all.

>>31518863
That's because you would have to draw all the other hair on a poni and that's a lot of work.

>>31518846
Apparently it is.

>>31518828
I agree.
I haven't drew a pony since Skyrim came out

>>31518840

>>In Pinkie's case, dozens and dozens of teeny little foals come out at once, one after the other, as Pinkie strains to push them all out of her slot. They just kind of slump into a pile below her, dripping with vaginal mucus and nibbling on each others tails.

>>31518900

>>31518820
Not after age 40, not in middle America, not with a woman who reads Cosmo and feels at all uncomfortable with her body.

Protip: Don't settle for anyone but a strong smart lady who likes you because she likes you, not because she needs you.

If you don't, all you'll get is ashes and terrible sweaty "that's okay honey" grunting and insemination, creating unremarkable children in a shitty suburban home.