first?

TOO HELL WITH YOU DASH! TO HELL WITH YOU!

This video is relevant to everything MLP

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Q6QOR9cotQ

>>31493529
Haha.

Oh Pluto, you rascal.

Ross, were you able to do the Spike and Twilight in armor request?

Time for ponies!

Rainbow Dask could only be improved by giving her the ability to shoot rainbow lightning and show her battling monsters.

She'd be improved if they removed her ability to speak.

>>31493568

as a matter of fact, I was. I actually drew this two hours after it was requested.

>>31493572
>/co/ upon viewing the opening episodes of season 2

Why don't you ask her how she thinks she can improve the next time she shows up in your dreams?

>>31493509
Not sure you could without ruining her balance as a character but...
>Rainbow Dash takes Twilight on a tour of the weather factories again.
>Leads Twilight into the lab where Rainbow is made.
>Lightning strikes the lab and hits Rainbow Dash as the Rainbow chemical spills on her.
>She awakens to her connection with the Speed Force and becomes Rainbow Flash
>Proceeds to follow some of Twilight's facts on physics and bucks the next major god villain with the relative mass of a planet.

>>31493606
Because I don't dream.

To the person in the last thread who said brown and purple go well together

no, they don't.

>>31493558
Urectum

>>31493606
I thought I said we were to never speak of it again?

>>31493620

Not you. Go back to rambling incoherently.

>>31493611
>Rainbow Dash takes Twilight on a tour of the weather factories again.
>Just Twilight
Shipping goggles, ENGAGE!

>>31493509
Recast her

>>31493597
Thanks. I appreciate you taking the time for it. Also, I give your style of drawing a shot in Flockdraw. It's really fast and useful. Thanks for the hints.

>>31493597
Luckily, the castle they were attacking was down hill

>>31493629
Looks fine to me.

>>31493639
Always shipping with you guys
Can't they be just friends?

Harvey Birdman late night stream

http://joowz.com

>>31493636
ok

>>31493629
Give me the chocolate Twilight.

>>31493655
Not so lucky for the castle.
Or the occupants.

>>31493629

This image has made me realize how much I want pony-shaped chocolates. They'd be like Easter bunnies, except you could sell them year-round.

>>31493661
it's still shipping even if it's platonic

>have a dream about 4chan being up
>wake up and it is so
>is this what lucid dreaming is?

>>31493657
You must be color blind then

>>31493639
Drawing ponies so they look like they have actual hair seems....weird

>>31493661
we shipped Dash with Starscream! fucking Starscream! he's like 20% more gay then Dash herself!

>>31493679
>And now we know why 4chan is up.
YOU ARE A WIZARD!

>>31493679
You are still asleep. Wake up, Anon.

>>31493639
I figured only Twilight because she'd be the only one interested
In Rainbow Dash's plot. Seriously though, I was looking for an excuse for Twilight to know Dash's super hero identity so she could try to teach Dash various facts about physics and her new powers.

>>31493661
Yeah, they can. It's just more fun to try and shoehorn romantic subtext in to the slightest interaction between two characters.

>>31493685
That's because pony coats are fine, not coarse. They wouldn't stick up like that.

>>31493629
Well you can't just throw any old fucking shade of brown on there. It needs to have a slightly violet tinge. Then it will fucking go. That's the entire point of brown, it's a mix of all the primary colours, add a little more or one or two and you tip the hue. You're an idiot.

>>31493699
But what if he's stuck here?
What if this is his new reality?
What if this is the real reality?

>>31493673
>Gimme the chocolate, Hisao!

>>31493673
NO ONE DRAW THIS

>>31493699
Does this mean that we aren't real, anon?
Will I dream?

>>31493669

But it's almost 8 am

>>31493661
no...what the fuck is the point of being just friends?

How does this image make you feel, MLPG?

>>31493684
DONT POST YOUNG RAINBOW DASH SO EARLY IN THE MORNING
MY ENDOCRINE SYSTEM CANNOT HANDLE IT

>>31493606

Silly you! Rainbow Dash doesn't show up in my dreams!

Applejack does.

Fuck it. Time for sleep.

>Now you are hungry

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQWszrZHBPI

>>31493738
WHAT THE HELL AM I LOOKING AT IT?
>>31493750
NO IM NOT

>>31493529
I approve planetology thread.

>>31493633

I don't remember agreeing to shit. Get it in writing next time, bub.

>>31493738

>Pinkie Pie
>Not Russia

>>31493724

>>31493781
BR is reserved for Scootaloo, who wants to be like RBD.

>>31493738
make one with the main characters, bg characters and the CMC

>>31493750

N... no I'm ... I'm not. Go away!

>>31493738
Shouldnt AJ be Canada and Mexico as well? When I imagine the days of the wild west, I think of it all over north America

>>31493781
HAUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUE

>You are now aware that Rainbow Dash's sunglasses are going to be used as a blind joke in a 'friendship is witchcraft' episode.

ORANGE PONY IS BEST PONY.

>>31493724

Spit my hot chocolate all over my MLP fig.

...Then realized the implications and what it looked like.

Fell out of my chair.

>>31493802
And then Fluttershy and Hanako became BEST FRIENDS FOREVER!

Meanwhile, ROCKET LESBIANS!

>>31493821
I have lost complete and total understanding of where this is going.

>>31493835
Haha what?

>>31493738

>>31493835

Naturally.

>>31493860
Seems about right.

>>31493858
splorge

>>31493738

Hmm, looks like most of the world is in love with Derpy.

>>31493738
>>31493860
What a kawaii morning!

>>31493890
Everyone loves derpy

>>31493865
I sincerely hope you arent thinking about yourself

why is twilight china and not south korea?

>>31493918
Because South Korea is shit

>>31493858
>>31493865
>assume I just mean Applejack

ALL orange pony is best pony.

>>31493910

Except the global north, apparently. Filthy global north hating Derpy.

>>31493802
Oh my god other people remember that?!

Never before has scat brought about something as funny.

>>31493890

>Derpy likes you.png

Oh God, my heart...

>>31493910

>mariachi Derpy

I am legally obligated to post this every time I see that image.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giUzNIliJSk

>>31493890
>derpy likes you

Oh uh Derpy.....do you mean LIKE like me?

Guess who's doesn't know how to draw water?
Did you guess me?
Well, you're correct.

>>31493997
Anon, you sicken me.

>>31493976
>Day of the dead

>>31493943
No

>>31493997

Not LIKE like, silly. I like like like like like like like LIKE you.

>>31494005
I don't give a shit I just love the fuck out of those long flowing lines. Your style is one of my favorites.

>>31493858
Door Hinge

>>31494026
Oh my, this is all so sudden. I...I dont know what to say

>>31494026
Megatron isn't going to like this

So you guys want to fuck our kind?

>>31493918
Because North Korea is the second shittiest country in the world and also Best Korea.

>>31494078
Nope.@

>>31493964
I swear, that fandom.

>>31494078
Applebloom, don't say fuck! You're too young and that is a very bad word!

>>31494078

Dunno, Applebloom, do YOU want to fuck OUR kind? Because there is this guy named Nathan and I think he has the most adorable crush on you.

>>31494100
>implying reproduction is a taboo in a utopian society

>>31494078
Fuck no. I want to cuddle the shit out of the three of you and become your self proclaimed uncle.

>>31494115
>adorable
thats not how you spell flummoxing

>>31494011

Dia de Los Muertos!

>>31494078
>Applebloom looking like Costanza
>in 2011
>all my moneys

>>31494125
>uncle
>not cousin

y'know, unless you're a balding 40 year old

>>31494100

>Big sister Applejack says y'all wanna 'put it in us folk'. What's a thang like that mean?

>>31494133
>Corre Carajo que los muertos estan en la calle

>>31494125
I would be the CMC's uncle non-sexually.

>>31493860

>Celestia controls the sun
>Which means she likes to stay in hot places
>Australia one of the most fucking hot places on Earth

That is pretty damn accurate, fuck man, when it's winter it's boiling.

>>31494158
i would play all day with the cmc

So, just a quick question. How popular are rainbow dash and applejack? like i bought them both at a local walmart as some early xmas shopping for my little sister. not trolling, and you guys are the only guys i have to go to for info.

>>31494140
I had that episode paused on youtube to buffer with that face frozen and I thought the exact same thing

>>31494155

Oooo, hadn't seen that one before. I LIKE it.

>>31494171
rainbow dash is best pony
applejack is worst pony
this is universally accepted truth

>>31494158
I would be the CMC's uncle to have sex with their biological aunt non-sexually.

>>31494141
I have 6 nephews and one niece. I'm 18.
You don't have to be old to be an uncle.

>>31494171
Rainbow Dash is one of the most popular, Applejack is worst pony down at the bottom with Rarity.

>>31494184
18 IS OLD LOL

>>31494188
i think i might be in love with you

>>31494182
>have sex
>nonsexually

Pick one ponyfucker.

>>31494181
well i know she despises twilight.

>>31494184
27 with 3 nephews and 2 nieces

>>31494171
Rainbow Dash is the "favorite" and AJ isn't. Though she has a good number of fans.
And no matter what people say, there are going to be arguments about the "best" pony.

>>31494197
My eldest nephew is 6.
He recognizes Pinkie Pie a lot. It gets hard to hid my power levels around my family.

>>31494188
No, Twilight is worst pony.
Deal with it.

>>31494214
she is the favourite poni?
Bueno.
The masses have great taste

>>31494223
I know right? I think they're starting to catch on to me.

Oh gosh I don't know!

>>31494078
When you say it like that...it sounds so...uncouth

>>31494214
well as long as i know at least one of them is top, they were the only ones there, the rest were just the same one over and over again. thanks for helping a bro out.

>>31494211
>implying "non-sexually"=/="fuck the brains out of"
>in /co/
>in 2011

>>31494212
You little sister is an unducated plebian, clearly.

But no, dash is well loved, and AJ is entirely likeable.

Twilight is still the best though.

>>31494171
Dash beat a transformer, granted it was Starscream but still

>>31494180
all this made me remember this episode
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7-OqK2XKlc

>>31494005
is that a neopet?

>You wouldn't slap a pony on the butt

>>31493572
> not an otherwise normal person surrounded by empty beer cans and Cheeto bags.

>>31494266
>You wouldn't download a car.

This is my hoers. Her name is Rority.

>>31494266

I feel that Discord's statue should be surrounded by Poison Joke.

>>31494246

No implication of that anywhere.

>>31494273
>You wouldn't download a bear.

>>31494266
Off course I would non-sexualy.

>>31494276

This is my image of my hoers whose name is Rority.

Fuck CAPTCHA.

EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!

>>31494278
Yes.

>>31494272
Has anyone done that "Regular vidya games ----- Stalker" thing but with ponies? Seems like something that would have happened by now.

>>31494290
You mean like.....if you were playing baseball or something?

>>31494181

>applejack is worst pony
>this is universally accepted truth

Yeah, no.

>>31494266

Fuck you, I would if I could!

>>31494287
You wouldn't crack open a bear

>>31494264
Yes...

>>31494301

Fuck that noise.

>>31494301
DANCE, WATER. DANCE.

>>31494311

>>31494212
> "Your Body, Your Self"
Oh god. This had to have been written by Professor Wakeman OH GOD THIS IS SO MUCH WORSE THAN 'The Talk.'

... I wonder if Applebloom sneaks off with her sister's old copy of "What's Happening To My Body / For Fillies."

I think she reads and re-reads the section about cutie marks wistfully.

>>31494311
One of my first non-ironic whyboners... What are you doing to my brain people?!

>>31494337

Alrighty, never seen you before, state how long you have been here and what you contribute.

>>31494266

My neighbors have two ponies. Goddamn they are disgusting looking things. How Lauren Faust made them look like cats, I'll never know.

>Implying I'd ever want to touch a pony, much less on the butt.

>>31494383
OH SHIT ITS THE TRIPFAG POLICE
TIME FOR ME TO BLEND IN

Ok, general.
I'm going to start a new Skyrim game since I keep fucking up my other builds.
What race and name should I be?

>>31494387
so now you understand the difference between furry and beastality?

>>31494335
DANCE, MAGIC, DANCE

SLAP THAT PONY, SET HIM FREE

>>31494410
we're watching you
scum

>>31494311
... Saying HIIIIIII to a stalker in the bushes?

Well damn, unhinged Twilight DOES give me the
>boners

>>31494383
>state how long you have been here
A few times
>and what you contribute.
Nothing.

I'd rather post anonymously.
You guys are.... ummm.. special.

>>31494418
>playing skyrim
>november 17 2011

>mfw 4chan is back up, there's a decent MLPGeneral, and I am so tired my eyes have the derp.

God damn it, you guys.

>>31494387
Why? Not even to give them a pet? Theres nothing wrong with petting a real pony on the butt

>>31494311
I have never masturbated to a horse! Can please someone explains these >feelings I experience now?!

>>31494387
And they're nasty creatures too. Especially ones living with horses. They're so small that they have to be aggressive and unpleasant to keep themselves from being bullied out of their food/standing spots. If you tried to fuck a pony, it's very likely that you would be bitten and/or very injured by one.

>>31494446
you are having an austastic breakdown

>>31494311
...

what tumblr is this from

i need it for educational purposes

>>31494410

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCsMKypvmB0

>>31494446
http://www.tube8.com/teen/kasia-blue-dildo/21104/

>>31494442
Dont worry guy

I'm sure *snirk* the next one you're in will be good and not a big shit pile

>Rainbow Dash
>Improved
haha, good one, OP, Dash is perfect

>>31494454
Are you speaking from experience?

YOU ASKED ME

I ANSWERED

DON'T BLAME ME WHEN YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT YOU HEAR

>>31494481
Perfect at being worst that is.

>>31494454
They're so cute when they're mad

>>31494503
You need something to hate otherwise you won't be happy

she'll take one for the team, because that's what Loyalty does

>>31494436

Well okay then, I just like to keep track of tripfags in here for my own sick purposes.

>>31494503

>4chan is back again
let's hope it stays this way this time

so, uh, did anybody read my awful clopfic from yesterday?

>>31494503
damnit Starscream go away!

>>31494531
>anonymous
>DID YOU READ MY FIC GUISE

Was it the one about the ponies?

>>31494531
Lets not. Or else I'll never be rid of this place. My will is too weak

>>31494484
Most ponies I've worked with are fucking assholes. They'll bite when you feed them, while the larger horses eat fine. They've had a life of being pushed around by animals larger than they are, and they're calloused and bitter because of it.
You know how most little dogs are snarly, yappy little shits? It's because they get accidentaly kicked/stepped on a LOT! It's the same deal with ponies.
I can only assume that if someone were to try to fool around with a pony, it would not end well for them.

>>31494515
...really. Like what?

>>31494515
So that strange burning sensation at the back of my neck is your tracking device?

>>31494514
No, that's just a excuse.

>>31494542
Yeah, the awful one.

>>31494542
I figured there's only so many people with little enough self-control to write clopfics just because 4chan is down, so anybody who did would know

>>31494514

Love is never having to say you're sorry.
Loyalty is biting the pillow.

>>31494433

God damn it, JJ. Why'd you do this to my dick?

>>31494545
ALL MY WHYBONERS

>>31494549
>dream comes true and end up in Equestria
>All the ponies are jerks
>They're just acting on the show

>>31494575
LOUDER

>>31494515
Oh god what.
>>31494545
I don't get how people can clop to this.
Well I'm on 4chan so I shouldn't judge I guess.

>>31494549
So ponies are like most people on 4chan?

>>31494555

>rape

>>31494608
You mean like bros?

Oh hey.
>>>/3/242904

>>31494549
For the record, being penetrated by a male horse completely would end in almost certain death unless there was an on site ambulance.

Imagine making that call, to set up an ambulance to camp out your farm in advance?

>>31494545
MMMoooohhhhhhgggggggggod.

> student/teacher
> reluctant mindplay
> dildos in harness
> spread-eagle

This fandom. It's got me furried. It has me furry-ed badly.

>>31494545
DAMN YOU IN HELL! ;_;

>>31494590
Nah, I think those ponies would be alright. Unless they had to live with a lot of horses twice their size in an enclosed space. They all seem to be the same size, save for a few and they each have their own personal space. They'd probably be more placid because they aren't being shoved around all day.
I'm speaking, of course, if they acted like real ponies.

>>31494590
Oh no, my worst nightmare!

>>31494628
I know that feel, man. I am everything I hate

my penis is cooking

>>31494584
Because it gets JJ moist.

>>31494619
>they've had a life of being pushed around by animals larger than they are, and they're calloused and bitter because of it.

>>31494626

No, people have done it successfully. The incidents where people die are, evidently, the minority; it's just that it only makes the news when there's a fatality.

>>31494608
>My Little Humans general
>OH YOU LIKE DENIS?! AHAHAH WHAT A FAGGOT
>YIFF IN HELL YOU HUMANFUCKER
>YOU WATCH A SHOW ABOUT HUMANS, YOU WANT TO FUCK HUMANS GO DIE
>GOD EVERYDAY THESE FUCKINGG SKIN FAGS SHOVING THEIR GARBAGE DOWN OUR THROATS
>FLESH VOLCANO

>>31494658
>>31494658

How appropriate. So is she.
And she wants your penis.

>>31494636
More eagle for you.

>>31494653
>Unless they had to live with a lot of horses twice their size in an enclosed space

>The CMCs are all jerks

>>31494669
It's basically a more instinctual version of Short Man Syndrome. Short people can be cunts because being tiny doesn't get you any respect. People are always making fun of you, and you're smaller, and therefor see yourself as less important.

>>31494696
Ah megasweet, you make my life complete.

>>31494531
okay I guess not, and because I'm a massive faggot who wants people to tell him why it sucks, I'm going to relink it and hope 4chan doesn't go down 10 minutes later again

warning for rarities and milk
http://pastebin.com/mVxaWGWa

So guys, do you really still think there is a difference between furries and /co/ MLP general posters?

>>31494696
why are there so many images with twilight with a band aid on her cooch? is she that shitty at using a razor?

>>31494696
>back when megasweet was still cool

>>31494696
I really like how Dash is all tsunder about this

>>31494680

I would hug a human non-sexually.

>>31494710
...Is there a Tall Man Syndrome?

>>31494696
I do like that spread. Doubly.

>>31494717
it's from feeling pinkie keen

>>31494715
si

Does someone have that clobjob pic?

>>31494715
Not all furries like ponies, not all ponyfags are furries, and the ones that are aren't necessarily interested in more than a small subset

>>31494717
Becasue peeling of the band aid gives her sick pleasure before she gets plowed.

>>31494715
I don't want to BE a horse, I just want to fuck one

>>31494726
Yeah, FLuttershy would

Faggot

pantyhose are my ultimate weakness and that slugbox Octavia pic made me lose it

>>31494696
man I liked how AJ and Rarity had some kind of smug competition going on in these images, and then it all came crashing down on both of them with this one

>>31494750
i need a fanfic about this now

>>31494764
AGREED.

>>31494690

How about we all talk about how much of a cock slut Nyx is!

Rose are you still around?

>>31494751
>all her vagina cheese is fermenting behind that bandaid
>it makes the most delicious smell when she takes it off

>>31494752
oh Dash, don't pretend you'd let species get in the way of proving you're better in bed than them. We've all heard you at night.

>>31494697
But they're babies. They won't be tiny forever. Baby things often give off a smell/body language that makes the adults of those things want to look after them.
You know how your dog licks you on the mouth? He's basically saying 'I'm a baby and you're my caretaker. Take care of me. Make me safe and feed me.' They've been bred to maintain that puppy personality indefinitely. I'm not sure what exactly baby ponies do, but it would be similar to that.

>>31494741
This one?

>>31494785

>>31494628

I WOULD agree, but thing is, it's only directed at ponies. I still look at regular furry porn with the usual disgust that /v/ has instilled in me, but ever since going into this fandom......

You get what I'm saying. It's weird.

>>31494696

Oh God, Megasweet is such a cock for not finishing so many sweet images.

>>31494787
Dash would have to be pretty loud to hear her from the clouds

>>31494783
Or Glitter? GlitterGlue are you here still?

>>31494806
Dash doesn't do anything small. Do it the best you can or don't bother.

>>31494799
Applejack and Big Mac sell this for me.

>>31494806
i want to have sex with rainbow dash

>>31494799
AJ must be pretty desperate, not only to pay for it, NOT ONLY to pay a friend for it, but to also be third in line after TWO family members

>>31494805
I'm like that too. My resistance to ponies has slowly fallen to the point where I don't even second-guess it any more, but regular furry porn? It just doesn't do anything for me.

>>31494794
all i got out of your post was that Sweetie Belle Applebloom and Scootaloo are going to kiss Rarity Applejack and Rainbow Dash

I guess this is an improvement over the last thread
a little

>>31494823

>>31494805
>Furry porn
You disgust me.

Are you that guy who asked about dragon in Skyrim?

>>31494823
there's no need to state the obvious, man. Who doesn't?

>>31494816
>Or Glitter? GlitterGlue are you here still?
I swear to god if this is the slamfucking guy again

>>31494841
I miss the angry sex between robot and pony

>>31494780
Nyx is such a slut that if you starved her for a month and offered a choice between food or sucking your dick she'd choose the latter.

>>31494816
SHHHH!

He'll hear you. He's like Beetlejuice

>>31494879
I can't imagine 'slamfucking' comes at a premium.

>>31494860
I'd rather Fluttershy, to be honest.

>>31494849
PONIES CANT BROWSE THE INTERNET!

>>31494758
post it nigger

>>31494839
They'd probably nibble a them a bit. Everyone's going to take this sexually, but foals suckle on their mothers' teats long after they've been weaned. It's a bonding thing. Like how babies that aren't breast fed usually turn out fucked up and socially distant. Babies need that bonding with their mother.

>>31494889
that doesn't mean you wouldn't Dash, though.

>>31494889
you have to understand that no means no!

>>31494884
Glitter Glue Glitter Glue Glitter Glue!

>>31494879

I have a small question for you Mr Glue, how often will you be updating that tumblr thingamabob?

>>31494893

>>31494889
>You will never have a big breasted, pink haird girlfriend who will let you ride her as a horse with a plug tail in her butt

>>31494838

Strange, isn't it? My guess is that it's all about getting to know the characters. Once the emotional barriers fall, you become vulnerable. It's irritating, but I've long since accepted it.

>>31494850

Nope, never played Skyrim, don't plan to. You need to read posts thoroughly.

>>31494860

Me. She's a bit of a bitch.

>>31494839

>>Sweetie Belle, Apple Bloom, and Scootaloo kissing Rarity, Applejack, and Rainbow Dash

Why does this both warm my heart and give me a chubby? What the fuck is that about?

>>31494839
Also, it isn't a kiss, so much as it is asking the mother to throw food up for it to eat and trying to shove its muzzle into the mouth to get the food quicker.

>>31494907
True, but she's not exactly high on the list.

>>31494911
'Squeak', on the other hand, doesn't give me any useful information and will not hold up in court.

>>31494941
you used to be a much more subtle rapist

>>31494928

>Trixie will never be turned into a frog.

>>31494879
Just hear me out. You like pissing people off to get reactions right? If you drew your nigger zebra oc slamfucking rose's scraggly donkey oc people would probably get upset. She'd definitely get upset. Everyone would be so mad and they'd get really upset, and shit. You should draw it. People would hate it.

>>31494934
BUT BITCHY SEX IS BESTY SEXY

I think I would like that manwhorse series of comics more if more of the citizens of the town summoned him for completely mundane things instead of just sex

>>31494794

>You know how your dog licks you on the mouth?
>on the mouth

No, Goggles, I don't know that feel.

>>31494899

So why is Fluttershy, um, 'bonding' with the girls so much?

>>31494985
im scared that if i had a dog it would rape me
what should i do?

>>31494977
I can see this being an episode

>>31494621
>ponies and blender
>too...much...homosexuality..
>being elitist about 3d modeling software
This just in, /3/ is just like every other board on 4chan. These things are nice to know.

>>31494985
i think her dog is coming onto her

>>31494969
I'm still subtle, normally. I'm just very tired right now.

And I'm not a rapist. Jokes are fun.

>>31494978
You mean like how she got all buttmad when her friend Kevinsano drew her donkey sucking a big fat dick?

Oh wait no she was totally cool with it.

And that is why she's the best drawfriend.

>>31494989
my penis has been startled

>>31494934
>bit of a bitch
but that's the whole point
she'll either drop her guard a little and let you closer, for awesome romantic sex, or not drop it at all, and you'd know the sex was the only reason she was there, and have awesome Dash sex as she proved she was better than you. Repeatedly.

>>31494989
Fluttershy's all "Eww no, don't fucking touch me you red haired freak."

>>31494989
Because she listens to the girls and doesn't poffer that silly advice like 'just go for things that you ARE talented in," and always has some fig newtons and licorice herbal tea for them to drink.

Also, y'know, Applebloom thinks she's 'pretty but not too smart about it.'

>>31494993

Come on Carl, it's just a dog.

>>31494985

My friend's dog keeps licking my mouth, it's quite common when animals are excited and meet new people.

>>31495007
You put the sensual in nonconsensual

>>31494989
because even though her mind thinks it's oh so wrong, it feels oh so right

>>31494894
but I would have to see it again and I'm too raw

>>31495007
OF COURSE YOURE NOT

>>31494985
Dogs institutionally lick the each other on the face as a form of affection

>>31494978
contrary to popular belief I don't just draw things to piss people off
and I especially wouldn't do it just to piss off rose
she's always been very nice to me and she draws an adorable snails so how can I hate on that

HOWEVER maybe I will draw the two of them lounging around together, platonically

>>31494918
>I have a small question for you Mr Glue, how often will you be updating that tumblr thingamabob?
hopefully at least once a day, though it's been about 3 per day so far

>>31495033
I wanna be called..... Flutter.... Shy.

>>31495073
I ALSO HAVE A QUESTION FOR MR GLUE
what is love?

>>31495009
>You mean like how she got all buttmad when her friend Kevinsano drew her donkey sucking a big fat dick?
Uhhh... link?

>>31495089
what's it like to have friends?

>>31494978
I wish Rose would draw like a silly sultry donkey pic

>>31495087

Okay Fluttershy, or whatever your name is, rape Handbanana.

>>31495073
ahaha, that comic. It works even with just the one panel

>>31495066

>Dogs institutionally lick the each other
>institutionally

Dear God, the canines have mastered civics.

>>31495094
bags of sand

>>31495094
guys

I want a girlfriend that likes ponies

how do?

>>31495120
fuck that shit
guys!
i want a pony who is my girlfriend?

>>31495115
next they'll discover bureaucracy!

doggy DMV!

>>31494985
Most dogs will attempt to lick you on the face at some point. It's usually punished behaviour and it doesn't continue(I hate my dogs doing it, it's gross) but some people fucking love it...I've seen women kiss the dog while they lick. Though those people are using them as replacement children, so they anthropomorphise the kisses into a child kissing their mother on the cheek.
>>31495036
The dogs are basically getting it out there straight up 'I'm only a baby, I'm no threat, you can be the boss and take care of me'

>>31495120
>meanwhile in poni thread simulator
But seriously, those things are hilarious.

>>31495073
I want porn of IP so bad. I want to see him railing other OCs relentlessly. I want to see him pounding Rose's fluffy little donkey girl so hard she won't walk straight. I want to see him stroking his glistening, oversized black zebra dick. I want to see him raping Sweetie Belle's mouth. I want to see him grinding it on Braeburn's face. I wish you would just throw the innuendo out the window and make it a porn blog because comeon, let's see some god-damn dick already.

>>31495040
No, the English language is to blame for that one.

>>31495135
you seem to know a lot about the sexual behavior of dogs...

>>31495093
http://alpaca-san.tumblr.com/post/12077437031/basically-im-going-to-hell

>>31495159
The really hilarious part was all the furries who thought this was gay porn.

>>31495159
WHY CANT KEVIN SANO HOLD ALL THESE DICKS?

>>31495130
me too, anonymous
me too
>implying I wouldn't settle for anything cute and sapient these days

>>31495107
H...hello Mr., um, Hand banana. H...how are you? It's time for you to be fed so uh...uh! Ooh! Um, ooh! Now's not the time for...oh, oh, oh!! Ohhhh... Mr. Hand Banana you really m-uh..... uhhh...

>>31495181
furries think everything is furry porn

when i went to see the lion king in 3d, halway through a guy in a fursuit got up and left in frustrated disgust

that guy was me

>Play Arkham City
>Remember that Harley is voiced by Tara Strong in it
>Can hear Timmy, Twilight and Ben while she talks

WOAH.

>>31495194
Howdy! Wanna do it?

>>31495215
i can hear forever!

>>31495225
I said cute

>>31495158
That isn't sexual behaviour at all. They only display sexual behaviour when they're in heat. And it's pretty fucking gross. a dog/cat in heat will want to have sex with anything that moves
I know a lot about dog/animal behaviour in general because I just finished a course on companion animals and behaviour was a big part of it.

>>31495215
i love how /v/ hates her for no other reason than that she's different

>>31495215
When Twilight gets awfully panicky, she sounds JUST like Timmy.

Watching Fairly OddParents now is ... confusing.

>>31495233
lol u fucked a dog bro?

>>31495242
>Watching Fairly OddParents
thats cool
not for me but thats cool

>>31495150
I heard you the first fucking time jesus christ
you want ice pack porn so bad why don't you draw it

>>31495254
>sis

ftfy

>>31495210

Darn it, Fluttershy! I said Rape! Now rape the shit out of that dog!

>>31495150
but it's funny as an innuendo blog.

>>31495264
i presume everyone has at least one penis until it is confirmed otherwise

>>31494443
> wind up in ponyville
> wacky adventure where ponies learn not to fear giant ape man
> standing next to Fluttershy after
> tentatively pat her on the head
> "Lower."
> pat her on the... neck?
> "Lower."
> pat her on the back
> "Lower."
> pat her on the butt
> "Lower."

>>31495257
Oh boy, here we go....

>>31495254
I've owned animals while they are in heat. Vaginas all up in my face and in the face of any living creature in sight. They don't care who they get it from, they just know that they NEED to make babies. They need all the babies in the world.

>>31495257
not all of us are masters of mice

>>31495278
>too low!
>...
>lower.

zapp_brannigan.jpg

>>31495255
for some reason i find that show pretty annoying

>>31495284

Que?

>>31495278
>that feel when you end up in ponyville but aren't attracted to ponies
>fluttershy keeps coming on to you
>she won't stop
>she stares at you through your window at night smiling

>>31495284
>i notice that wasnt a denial

>>31495284
>not mutilating your pets' genitals so they can't sex anymore
>2011

wtf, goggles, i thought you were cool

>>31495255
> Feeling like a pedo for finding Timmy's voice attractive as he's voiced by Tara Strong
hhhhnnngh, weird but I guess that happens sometimes--
> Feeling like a pedo because you realize you're attracted to Timmy's voice because it's TWILIGHT SPARKLE IN PANIC MODE and oh god nerdy girls in a panic are the most amazing loud wet sex machines
... Okay Jesus that's not cool, brain, quit it--
> and you're now disappointed because Timmy isn't a cartoon horse giving you mouth love
FFFFFFFFFFFFUCK.

>>31495296
Careful! You've startled Felicity!

>>31494894
http://ponibooru.413chan.net/post/view/80445

>>31495284
FIVE HUNDRED BABIES

>>31495337
ENTIRE THREAD IS BABIES!

>>31495307
>soon

>>31495337
is that a college humor reference? that video was hilarious

>>31495278
>>31495307
>Aaaaaand it just got awkward.
I'd have to ask Twilight for that cloud walk spell and see if maybe Rainbow dash will let me crash with her a litt-
>Fluttershy is a pegasus.
Oh shit... there's nowhere to hide!
And who would believe me?! No one!

>>31495284
>>31495337

Gotcha covered.

>>31495355
Brawndo / MENERGY is a great video.

>>31495307
shit I know what I'm drawing next

>>31495355
>derrick comedy my bad: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vnRLhd51TI

>>31495271
Oh...okay... but... Mr. Hand banana wouldn't like it. Animals are to be loved and cared for... I don't think I could do that to such a lovely animal....

jesus christ, I need to never write fanfics, this is awful

>>31495366
MY PENIS?

>>31495358
HER HOUSE NO ONE WOULD EXPECT HER HOUSE
>And so Anon lived the rest of his life under Fluttershy's couch

>>31495366

DO EET!

>>31495358
it could be worse. Just wait until she's in season, then she'll get desperate enough to trigger the Stare. And then you'll watch yourself do her bidding, as your limbs move on their own, your mind a prisoner to her. And maybe you'll even grow to like it

>>31495365
>Brawndo

IT'S POWERTHIRST, CUNT.

>>31495384
>my hips are moving on their own!

>>31495355
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs&ob=av3n

>>31495317
I can't really afford to desex my chihuahua right now, and she doesn't go anywhere unattended anyway. Our only other undesexed animal is very inbred and so she's sterile, she's never come into season. All our other animals have been done after their first heat.
>>31495315
No, I have never fuck an animal. Anyway, males only have the desire to mate when they smell a female in heat, they aren't just good to go all the time like people, they need to know that there's a bitch around that's ready to make millions of babies.

>>31495391
Man, as long as it means I can RUN as FAST as KENYANS, name don't mean a thing.

>>31495366

>>31495377

Fluttershy, if you don't rape that dog RIGHT NOW, I swear I will kick you right in your stupid pony butt!

It's all about practice with writing, man.

>>31495384
She'll whisper out an apology while she's doing it, too.
"I-i'm so sorry. I just c-cant seem to help myself."

>>31495384
Oh no, not mind control. That's my greatest weakness. Twilight in Lesson Zero was bad enough.

>>31495380
Pfft, first thing that startles her in her own home and I'm discovered just like that!
No, there's only one place to hide!
I need to piss of Celestia enough to be banished to the moon!
>MFW she just turns me to stone
>Fluttershy steals my statue
>Everynight she molests me in my petrified state
>While making puns about me being 'rock hard'
Fuck!

>>31495418
...
Most impossibly furious boner. To this.

So who here follows this tumblr? I find it enjoyable to say the least.

>>31495400

>chihuahua

We took wolves, stunted their development effectively rendering them retarded and then, for whatever reason, said, "You know what? I think we should humiliate the fuckers too."

>>31495418
and you'd whisper back "No, I want this. I'm sorry for being so distant". She doesn't even know how deep her stare goes, so she'll believe you, even once it's worn off and you try to get away. She thinks you love her, and you'll never escape.

Anyone remember that rapeplay roleplay thing that happened a whiloe ago?

>>31495366
Yessss...

...But the whole premise is flawed. Fluttershy wouldn't need to be desperate with me, just make it known what she wants.

Same with any girl in the world, really. Sex isn't a big deal, it's just a fun thing adults do for fun.

>>31495431
What if we take a sign that says please don't molest me as a rock before we go to Celestia?

>>31495397
This is what animals think all the time.
"I'm going to have so many babies! And they will be the best babies! They'll kill all the other babies and become king of the babies. Then they'll grow up and have SO MANY MORE STRONG BABIES and their babies will kill the weak babies and this will go on till the end of time!"
Except they don't think that far ahead.

>>31495433
>you are now the little girl

>>31495456
It's my favorite hobby, yeah, but it's not the end of the damn world when I can't have it.

> that feeling when you aren't 14 any more and obsessed with the fuckerings

>>31495467
where do animals get deported to?

>>31495467
i'm an animal and i'm not thinking that

all i'm thinking is: man, i could sure go for some KFC fries right now

fuck they make the best fries

>>31495456
Dude, she's a pony, you shouldn't have any attraction to her body. But she's attracted to yours. She's always been closer to the animals than most, and you're something new, something exciting. She wants it. She'd never ask outright, but she'll not give up, either. She'll have you, whether you like it or not.

>>31495433
Well then, I feel like I've contributed to the thread.

>>31495410
Um, Anon, It really wouldn't be nice to do that to poor mister hand banana, so...um... I can't. I'm sorry, I just don't want to hurt him and-i'm-really-sorry-but-i-can't-do-it.

I'm sorry......

Gotta say, fluttershy rape is definitely not the direction I'd take fics anyways

I AM SO CONFUSED ABOUT THE HAPPENINGS IN THIS THREAD

>>31495494
>implying I wouldn't like it

The mind is ALWAYS more important, you insensitive asshole.

>>31495467

>>"I'm going to have so many babies! And they will be the best babies! They'll kill all the other babies and become king of the babies. Then they'll grow up and have SO MANY MORE STRONG BABIES and their babies will kill the weak babies and this will go on till the end of time!"

This is now my pick-up line when I try to hit on women.

>>31495444
I was the guy in that.
I stand by what I said: gentleman.

>>31495508
oh god someone draw snips saying that to a group of fillies

>>31495476
This is my favourite MS porn

>>31495442
Chihuahuas are from Mexico, bro. They're South American wild dogs that got super small to tunnel under the sand and survive the hot desert. Mexicans found them and thought;
'hey, look at that little thing, I bet we can domesticate it.'
And then they kept them as pets because they were hardy, intelligent and were apparently a religious symbol for a while.
Only European/North American breeds were descendant from wolves. Dogs came from a fuckton of different canines.

>>31495508
>implying you hit on women

>>31495384
Fuck it, I'll just move in with Steven Magnet.
>>31495457
This could work too.

>>31495485
Spark, they're deported to the zoo

>>31495507
Well then she doesn't need to do any of this! Except maybe the once, when you say no, and she's had a rough day. You weren't in the mood, and then you saw her eyes. Those beautiful eyes - you need them. So you stop thinking and do what she tells you to.

I don't like whats happened to this thread

I'm outtie

>>31495524
i hate futa and i hate you too

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO THIS THREAD?

>>31495533
rheklajshrkljhalksjr

Oh goddamn it now I'm going to bed thinking of this jesus christ I have become the thing I hate most -- an MLP General night thread regular.

>>31495534
OK IM GLAD YOU ANNOUNCED THAT

>>31495529
I guess, I mean getting deported to kenya as an animal must be a sweet gig

I really like those OCs kevinsano made