zebra dick

>>31486436
>>31486436
is it bad that the first thing I thought of was Mr.Burns singing "see my vest"?

so do murrikans still have internet? they voted on that thing today right?

>>31486475
Yes. Yes it is.

>>31486475

is it a real gorilla's chest?

>>31486475
No.

>>31486436
hoodies, alteratively, nothing

Damn you for that opening quote, now I'm picturing Twilight taking an enormous sword and chopping off Applejack's head.

COME ON EVERYPONI SMILE SMILE SMILE!

>>31486475
Mah nigga

So guys, who's your favorite pony? Mine's Dewdrop Dazzle.

>>31486436
Hats
Christmas hats

>>31486436

>>31486436

Ponies in sweaters = ponies in hats > ponies in socks

>>31486499

>>31486436

Depends on the pony.

>>31486499
There are no reasons to smile

>>31486436
>Winter is coming

>>31486471

>>31486436
Suits will always be one of my top favorites...

>>31486536
This fanfiction I'm reading says otherwise.

>>31486566

>fanfic

>>31486536
>>31486518
Think happy thoughts!

>>31486537
I've seen a pony-ized Stark family. It was pretty obviously furry shit, but nevertheless made me happy.

It was in a troll thread on /v/. I should have saved it.

>>31486566

>fanfiction.jpg

>>31486436
is it a bad thing that i fantasize about futa ponies in cheerful christmas sweaters?

>>31486499
>>31486518
>>31486536
Every fucking thread, where's "DIEYOU"?

>>31486566
>fanfiction

>>31486582
I like that they went out of their way early on to show that Celestia and Luna are not to be fucked with.

>>31486578
>>31486592
eat dick

I'm had a blast reading it, really quite engaging.

>>31486475
>>31486486
>>31486487
>>31486489
>pinkie pie goes crazy and makes clothing out of the other ponies in ponyville.
>has a pony version of "see my vest"


IT WORKS PERFECTLY!!!

>>31486617
Share?

>>31486536
Sweetie Belle is the worst CMC

Can anyone think of a better running out of air song than the one from sonic?

>>31486604
Eat. A. Dick.

>>31486613

>>31486617
How many dicks?

>>31486504

Who dat?

>>31486645
I missed you

>>31486641
>fanfiction

>>31486634
Through The Fire And Flames

>>31486645
His ban is up in another month and a half.

i reply to this thread... no homo

Bread seems slow, last call for Spooky Quest since it's been an hour and we're still up.

If I can get enough people, we'll start after image limit. If not, I'll just try agin tomorrow and hope there's not another DDoS that scares everyone away.

> that feel when your headcanon being confirmed

feels good being superior

>>31486622
Imagining that scene made me laugh
I just watched Beauty and the Beast in a livestream last night too... weird

>filename

>>31486633
Well, duuh!, everyone knows that

>>31486580
there ya go

>>31486634
The one that's not from Sonic.

>>31486622
Boop yourself, FAGGOT

>>31486540
I want porn of IP so bad. I want to see him railing other OCs relentlessly. I want to see him pounding Rose's fluffy little donkey girl so hard she won't walk straight. I want to see him stroking his glistening, oversized black zebra dick. I want to see him raping Sweetie Belle's mouth. I want to see him grinding on Braeburn's face. I wish GG would just throw the innuendo out the window and become a porn blog because comeon, let's see some god-damn dick already.

>>31486622
FUND IT.

WRITEFAGS GET ON THIS

>>31486679
This is just going to be fetch quests and then an ending, right? I am surprised at how grim our quest has been so far.

>>31486690
That one sucked

>>31486660
4chan derped so hard lately, didn't work for me at all

any draw requests to make me feel better?

>>31486698
whoops, wrong one, my bad I meant
>>31486613

>>31486683

Is there a place one can go to find all the Word of God Faust's handed down via her DeviantArt? Sifting through all the comments on her account would probably take literally days, but a gallery of screencaps would be nice.

>>31486734
AJ and RD epicly highfiving

>>31486734

Fluttershy eating pone.

>>31486628
Substitute Harmony - A group of 6 ponys kidnap the main cast, and Pinkie Pie is accused of the crime, only to find out events from long ago will soon be revealed, and the fate of two worlds hang in the balance:

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/706/Substitute-Harmony

The part with Discord made me smile with genuine surprise.

SURPRISE!

>>31486718

Nope, but it will be shenanigans! Can't say it's my fault though. You guys always want to get cured ASAP and never want to have any spooky fun

>>31486711
Dammit anon.

>>31486683
>don't take it as canon
Your headcanon is Lauren admitting she's not canon?
That's not a bad headcanon, actually.

>>31486734
You see that sad Pinkie Pie you drew?

Draw a happy Pinkie Pie now, nig.

>>31486683
>Dont take it as canon

Lol

>>31486734
Pinkie Pie having fun with Twilight

smiling

GUYS! HOLY SHIT! PONIES ARE HORSES! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?

Doctor Whooves x Heartstrings is best ship

>>31486711

Glitter Glue doesn't do much straight-up porn. He's all about the innuendo.

>what's your favorite Pony clothing?
SKIRTS! Hell yeah baby, get my pony girls in some sexy flirty short skirts ya heard? Work those assets grrls

>>31486765
This is the worst shit i have ever seen.

>>31486775
My headcanon is that the show is the canon and everything else can fuck off

>>31486784
NEVER ENDING RAPE?

>>31486784
GLUE?

>>31486734

rarity at the bank and she is impatient

>>31486820
Like my penis

>>31486748

Some faggot should make themselves useful and art Faust holding stone tablets with her Super-Head-Canon on it.

Because trawling her dA is difficult when you have...you know...all those people writing the most retarded shit.

>>31486734
Pinkie in awkward attire interviewing to be mrs. cake's live it assistant

>>31486767
Man, I wanted to try to form a pack and shit, like was taked about at the end of the vampire-Scootaloo quest. Noone else seemed to be trying for that though, and having someone else placed in a position of power made it harder. If the next one is Sweetie as a lich or something, maybe it will finally play out there.

>>31486765
>6 ponies did it
>accuse just Pinkie Pie of doing it

Jesus, they are terrible at gathering evidence

>>31486800
Do you not know the expression "Don't judge a book by it's cover?"

>>31486789
YES, I KNOW, THAT'S THE FUCKING PROBLEM. I'M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET HIM TO DRAW NOTHING BUT PORN OF THAT GUY. I AM NOT ABOVE BULLYING.

>>31486734

Derpy farting in the tub

>>31486767
{spoiler]I had so many things I wanted to try to get us to do if Applebloom ended up being the Alpha in this quest, but it's too late now.[/spoiler]

Ah well, just as long as we don't end up getting screwed too hard it will be fun.

>>31486785
No!

>>31486845
Do you not know the expression

>fanfiction

>>31486683
>Lauren admitting she isn't canon

PONIES DO NOT HAVE GENITALS AND THEREFORE CANNOT HAVE SEX

THIS IS CANON FOREVER

>>31486804
>>31486813
THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING

>>31486847
You could offer him money.
He's drawn porn, he just prefers innuendo.

>>31486845
I know is shit just read the fucking plot.

>What's a good name for a MLP villain?

World Ender Heinrich

>>31486765

I don't understand why people would take the time to read this kind of "low level" literature when there's REAL books out there that are infinitely better. I tried to read a few but i get distracted really easily by spelling errors and plot holes.

I guess if it gets you your pony fix

>>31486789
>doesn't do straight up porn
Are you sure you're talking about the same Glitter Glue here? Most of it is straight rape.

>>31486536
You are alive, aren't you? You have internet access and a computer, apparently too. Command of English, and tech saviness enough. We got adorable ponies, and a popular fanbase!

There are a million reasons to smile, anon!

>>31486734
I don't care if anyone bitches about hugboxing.

>>31486894
Hitler

>>31486842
>judging a book by it's cover

Fine, I'll elaborate: These ponys decided to take all of them at once, but Pinkie got away, and was mistaken for another crime that related to her would be captor by the CMC

>>31486866
What kind of flavor would have Pinkie Pie's glue?__

>>31486840
>Sweetie Belle accidentally burns down the Boutique after an accident
>It's okay though, because she can just reanimate Rarity
>Now they can be sisters forever

>>31486853
>>31486840

You're in for a treat then.

>MLP: FiM
>Not one of the, of not the worst fanbase ever

>>31486894
Vladimare Putin

>>31486775
>>31486779
But this is how at last she planned it initially, what she had in mind while making the story. It always nice to see that your thoughts are close to Lauren's.

Anyway, since this is original Lauren's idea IT IS canon right now *unless* new crew will change something.

>>31486592

>>31486904
>and a popular fanbase!
This doesn't make me want to smile at all.

>>31486517

Somebody mentions ponies in sweaters and no one posts this pic?

Shit, MLPG, get it together.

>>31486894
Mort Goldberg

I had an interesting idea.

Discord studies quantum mechanics and applies philosophies derived from them to his magic.

Celestia studies general relativity and applies it to her magic, which gives her the ability to move the sun. Likewise for Luna and the moon.

>>31486917
>CMC

Fucking CMC

>>31486897
>I guess if it gets you your pony fix

That is exactly why.

>>31486945
>fanfiction
>luna

That pic man, that pic gave me cancer

>>31486936
nobody's arguing that, we all know it's true.

CAN WE GRIFF IT TO THE MAX IN HERE?

>>31486716

>>31486592
save it bastard
never delete

>>31486952
We are busy fapping bro, it is hard to browse the thread with only one hand

>>31486936
>implying anyone is implying that

>>31486853
>That failed spoiler

This is a bad omen.

>>31486883
Will Rose draw porn if I offer her money?
Porn means pictures of ponies playing games with each other, right?

>>31486986
Speak for yourself, faggot.

>>31486894
DESTROYAH!

>>31486897
...what in the ever living fuck is wrong with that?

It's >fun to read

>>31486897

This a million times.

Just read a real book, jesus christ.

I'm a huge fan of ponies but that doesn't mean I listen to shit music just because it's "pony music" or look at shit art because it's "pony fanart."

Nobody should spend time reading something shitty just because it's about ponies. If you're going to read something, read an actual book. There are okay fanfics that expand on the world and write the characters correctly but honestly those were written in like the first few months of the fandom and nothing good has been written since.

>>31486998
You gonna get raped by a bunch of corgis

>>31486865
Everything she said before she announced she left the show is still canon. So no genitals and no lesbian ponies

You mad?

They're going to need to dump everything they have on the Stop Online Piracy Act and go for Stop Online Ponies Act.

>>31486683
It's simple.

They first utilised the EoH together as sisters to fight Discord.

When Luna was corrupted their bond was partially severed and the Elements lost portion of their power so they could not undo the evil that transformed Luna.

>>31486936
> 2011
> stating the obvious

stop that

>>31486436
My favorite pony clothing is lingerie

>>31486981

Who the fuck is Griff? Is he like Griffy's little brother or something?

>>31487012

>>31486986

Well then I guess it is my duty as the one person not furiously masturbating to post all of the cute ponies.

And I mean all of them.

>>31487010
>pessimist detected

>>31486986
>not using your feet to browse the internet while you suck your own dick
Fucking casual

>>31486894
Krastos the Glue Maker.

>>31487016
Why would I be mad that the ponies don't have genitals?

>>31487038
I was afraid of this answer, I guess it was inevitable.

God, its been a whole day with ponies

I thought I might have died today

>Because

>that feel when nothing in fanfiction affects the characters you actually care about and the fact that it uses characters you already care about was really the only thing that it has going for it in the first place

>>31487074
I agree. I think it's more interesting thinking of ways they reproduce without genitalia.

>>31486951
Fuck off and die, hipster.

Pinkie Pie telling anyone this makes me crack up inside

I like to think, because heat cycles would be detrimental to the development of a human-like civilization, that MLP ponies have human-style genitalia and that female MLP ponies have monthly periods rather than going through estrus.

>>31486964
>implying QM doesn't have order
>implying it's not a budding field in which many questions are left unanswered due to inexperience
Also, Celestia would have to understand both classical newtonian and special relativity.

>>31487095
>that feel when my dick orbits your waifu

>>31486436
Game of Thrones and MLP together

My Mind Has Been Fucked

>>31487084
I once a whole day pony.
Boy was my neck sore.

>>31487074
I've only had one dream about ponies. And it had genitalia in it that shouldn't be present on mares. I need an unsee button so badly after that.

>>31486936
you seem confused, little one

>>31486964
>Discord
>Having anything to do with Math, which is the opposite of chaos.
He's more likely to write up new physics that don't make sense.

>>31486951
>and a shitty fanbase!
FTFY

>>31487109
She said that in the last episode.

>>31487154
That pinkie sure is crazy

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/288/1/The-Time-Had-Come/

Short, sweet, simple, and cute.

Written by Semi

what the fuck

i want to eat all the ponies

>>31486847
Bully him, anon. He'll cave in and give us the IP porn we need

>>31487105

>Applebloom, when two ponies love each other very much, they get together and have a good wrestling session. Then none months later a baby pops out.

>But I wrestle with my friends all the time

>Congratulations Applebloom! You're going to be a mother!

Cutie Mark Crusaders tween moms yay?

>>31487186
>no fapfiction
>2011

>>31486937
Nah!

He's obviously the mayor of Stalliongrad and a hardass defender of the Equestrian Motherland at the cold northeastern borders.

>>31486897
Why not both? I think I've enjoyed work like Traveler far more than many books I've read.

Yet I still read books, too.

>>31487186
If I were actually going to read something like that, it definitely wouldn't be by that guy.

>>31486981
YOU TELL ME.

>favorite pony cloths + favorite Pony Overlord

>>31487198
> none months later
BABBY CANNON

>standard mammalian reproduction

no magic mirrors you aspie fucks

>>31487198
No...

>>31487056
post harder

>>31487234
Why they have trees in their butts?

Did it get all Mito up in here suddenly?

>>31487234
Broccoli ponies

>>31487226
so radical

>>31487251
>>31487254
I really, really missed you guys

>>31486897

I don't see why people reading fanfiction inconveniences you so much. Yes, most of it is riddled with lackluster prose and various spelling and grammatical errors, but we all have to start somewhere. When I began writing years ago the first thing I wrote was fanfiction, and while it was terribly bland and cliche, there were people willing to read it and tell me what to do to improve. If not for them, I would not be writing a novella today.

At the end of the day, though, I don't think you have the right to criticize anyone for enjoying something when you're an adult male watching My Little Pony.

>>31487238

What, you don't get women pregnant by taking her out to diner and then kissing her on the cheek?

>>31487251
>>31487254
they are farts

>>31487254
>My first thought

>>31487222
So if you had a McDonald's Cheeseburger and a Steak and you would be satisfied by eating either, you would just eat both?

>>31487010
Neither do I read shit stories because they're pony stories.

Publishing a book in no way guarantees it's good, and neither does not being published mean the story is automatically shit. Their are plenty of hobbiest better than professionals in artistic mediums.

Daily mother fucking dose!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffh8Zp9SJ2Q

>>31487292
>they are farts

Oh god...what if I fart and a pony is born?

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/11/story-haunting-nightmare.html

And then there's this asshole

>he's making another saga story

Third time better be the fucking charm Pen

I missed how much I hate you people and these threads.

I hope all of you die.

>>31487259
And sensual.

>>31487232
Difference between us is that I like show-wise, original Celestia, while you read fanfics an accept tyrantlestia,.trollestia and and molestia (+r34)

>>31487305

You know what I mean, though.

You magically wind up a pony in ponyville.
After consulting books and shit you discover you will go back to the human world unless you sacrifice Sweetie Belle to pagan poni gods.
Wut do?

>>31487186
>16 weeks ago

I dont think he is going to write chapter 2.

>>31487323
Well, we all are going to die eventually...even you!

>>31487290

No silly, you have to thrust your shiny horn into them and fill them with magical unicorn mayonnaise.

>>31487310
>daily dose
>not piccolo dick

reported

>>31487302
...yeah, duh.

I'd eat the steak proper at dinner, and take the cheese burger upstairs to casually eat away.

Or have the burger for lunch and have the steak for dinner

im hungry now

>>31487010
RainbowCrash88's songs for MLP: Fighting is Maging are rather capturing you gotta to admit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obJ21k3Hylo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIPOeXQ793Q&feature=related

>>31487299

Sweetie Belle is the best sad pony.

>>31487234
>implying those aren't stalks of brocely

>>31487340
Do I get to rape her first?

>>31487367
brand new daily dose, faggot

>>31487370

I'm a huge fan of them. Notice that I specified shitty music.

Great pony music is just fine by me.

>>31487370

I agree, I'm enjoying the released songs for the game so far.

>>31487340
Stay forever in Ponyville, duh. Why would I want to come back?

>>31487340

I do it as soon as possible.

Seriously, not having thumbs or videogames would suck ass.

>>31487378

She is destined to join the loser farm with AJ, dieing alone.

>>31487345
Maybe that's not the point. I think chapter one is automatic for posted stories, it's just the sites method or something.

>>31487338
No, I don't. You need to explain your thoughts out, I cant read minds

>>31487310
>those comments

>>31487126

>>31487378
Seaty Belt is best pony.

>>31487384
Eat your veggies, kids

>>31487016
What part of traditional mammalian reproduction implies no genitals?

>>31487292
You can't fart broccoli. That's just silly.

>>31487333

>he watches the vanilla show for its base value and not the extended shipping

>implying we didn't all read fanfiction over the summer

Don't anyone fucking lie to me. Everyone who was in these stagnant cesspools we called threads ingested fanfiction. It was all we had to talk about sometimes.

>>31487338
If you were making an argument on why Fanfiction is the bane of writing, then I don't understand.

My point still stands that Traveler is one of my favorite stories, and is well down, and it is impossible to do outside of fanfiction due to licencing nightmares.

I agree that no one should read crap just because it has a single element they feel the need to consume (instead, they should diversify their consumption), but I don't think you should write off what is a very rewarding genre.

>>31487226
Tess does best Griffy, MORE!

>>31487370
I was listening to these on repeat for a few hours straight the first days they came out. Feels good man.

>>31487405
if you sacrifice a sweetie belle, when you get home all video games are unmoddable vanilla oblivion

>>31487340

>You magically wind up a pony in ponyville

I NEVER ASKE

>you will go back to the human world unless you sacrifice Sweetie Belle to pagan poni gods

Oh thank goodness.

I avoid interaction with Sweetie Belle like the plague.

>>31487428

You can't fart broccoli? I really need to see a doctor then.

>>31487413
HumansInEquestria.jpg

>>31487310
Thank you, I haven't been able to enjoy the story of Griffy, but now I can!

>>31486436
Autumn Wrap Up, Autumn Wrap Up!

>>31487455
I spent months playing unmod oblivion.

>>31487444
I didn't even read the stuff posted in the threads.

Fuck you and your fallacious justifications.

>>31487446

I was trying to say that people that sit around reading every fanfiction that comes out because they're literally addicted to ponies are pathetic and probably extremely stupid.

Don't take everything so personally.

>>31487310
alright, which one of you was it?

>>31487010
Books are for nerds lol.

>>31487446
> licencing nightmares
Oh man, what I would do...


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2054594/Minds-eye-Experts-use-magnetic-scanner-videos
-playing-inside-peoples-brains.html
IN 50 years, I hope these things will be sophisticated enough that people can make quality flash animations with their minds, making grand story's based on the more better fanfics and ideas from fans, not just from ponys mind you, for whatever have you.

>>31487444
>>31487444
I was too drunk to read fan fiction.

>>31487533
Suddenly fanfictions no longer have to deal with horrible grammar, just horrible voice actors.

>>31487496
I didn't when reading that fanfic, it's was fun to read, but it won't effect my daily life or how I think about things.

You're confusing the average human with the average tool

>>31487444

....Is it time to die yet

>>31487289
That summation is kind of comparing apples and oranges. The fan fiction is mostly terrible writing, so why read it when you could read something like Otherland. There isn't another show on TV quite like this one.

>>31487310
We Griffy now.

>>31487143
The man has a point. the fanbase is pretty fucking terrible xD

i was being dragged around to a bunch of shitty stores today

so lacking anything better to do i browsed

i found fluttershy toys in four of the stores

and only fluttershy

none of the others

what happened to the others

why fluttershy

>>31487238
What the fuck is the deal with autistic people being so afraid of genitalia?

>>31487444

I thought the majority of us abandoned the general threads within the first week of June. I know I certainly did.

Also, this thread is running dangerously low on ponies in winter clothing.

>>31487574
>time to die

Has anyone made a Blade Runner pony yet?

>>31487310
fucking autistic idiots

you are everything that is wrong with this fanbase
not the guy

> bronies

>>31487571

? The brain can reproduce anything it hears, with a strong enough memory. The device would be able to mimic the original voice actors perfectly, as long as you were remembering them right.

>>31487571
>350 million Americans alone
>7 billion humans world wide
>implying it's impossible to find a perfect voice

>>31487444
I only read stuff like My Immortal or Full Life Consequences.
I have never read pony fics.
What do I win?

>>31487302
You false dichotomy is that fanfiction is a cheese burger and published stories are steak.

A better analogy would perhaps be that one is beef and the other is chicken, from which a whole host of good and bad dishes descend.

I'm neither force to, nor want to, give up either beef or chicken, for they go into a lot of great stuff. Even if I usually prefer beef.

I like bloody ponies

>>31486749
Its not epic enough.

>>31487592
what fanbase is actually good? or even better... i rest my case

>no g-funk pony songs

fuck that shit

>>31486900

"much" being the operative word.

Genitalia sounds like the name of a magic fantasy land. I cannot be alone in thinking this.

>>31487610
What? No, of course not. We stayed here and the quality of the threads got worse and worse and worse, but we were all too stubborn to leave.

It was pretty horrific, actually.

>>31487635
Transformers is pretty cool.

Also hats

>>31487635
AT.

>>31487613
Well alright then.

Which one of us is going to use this technology to remake My Immortal?

>>31487647
Don't drink the water in Genitalia.

>>31487623

You're not even talking to the same person anymore, just so you know.

>>31487626
LIGHTING BOLTS AND APPLES, fly out of their high five by the sheer raw force of awesome.
Do it.

>>31487647
>cannot unsee

Thank you dude.

>>31487625
That picture creeps me out

>>31487393
Then I am forced to agree with all your points.

*brohoof*

>>31487666
First, one would need to know everything surrounding this.

Next, one would need the will power and mind to be committed

People have limitlessss potential

>>31487647
This is actually a good idea. Someone tell /tg/ to do some world building based on this.

>>31487496
I'm not taking it personally, and that is a confusing statement, considering the topic was
>fanfiction
not that some supposed imaginary figure reads all fanfiction ever.

I agree, hats are cool.

Especially on ponies who don't usually wear hats.

>>31487660
don't flatter yourself

>>31487635
Um. Every fanbase. MLP fags shove their faggotry down everyones throats on every possible site imaginable.

>>31487623
Published work is steak.
Fan fiction is after the steak is shat out someone tries to sculpt it into something resembling a steak.

>>31487625
>>31487687
I offer up baby woona for more nightmare fuel

>>31487625
>>31487687
These pictures do not creep me out.

They just make me want to buy them some of this.

>>31487722
Hatsex is the best sex.

>>31487731

Then there's no such thing as a bad book if you can get it off Amazon. OK. Fine.

As long as I'm understanding you right.

>>31487731
Where does that put the Twilight series?

>>31487712

I said "people who read all pony fanfiction just because it involves ponies are dumb" and you twisted that into "fanfiction is the bane of everything"

Some of you guys get really defensive of the whole fanfiction thing.

>>31487340
Why the fuck would you even ask that?

Are you super-rich or something?

I would stay there forever even knowing it's only an illusion and I'm in coma.

>>31487726
it kinda makes me proud, how much attention mlp fans have gotten on a national scale, i mean being mentioned in the news

>>31487761
DID SOMEONE SAY HAT SEX?

>>31487761
hat orgy

>>31487444
I've never read a fanfiction

>>31487784
After somebody Faceless eats the shit-sculpture, shits that out, and pisses in it, you get Twilight.

>>31487740
Clear eyes is awesome.
Wow

>>31487799
You need to evaluate your life, son.

I NEED MORE GRIFFY!

>>31487731
So, the Twilight saga is steak
and Dangerous Business is steak poop?

I'm just going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you are trolling
Allow me to clear my throat,
now
OH HO HO HO 102/329 GOOD ONE ANON

>>31487771
Steak isn't necessarily good.
There are different cuts.
You can buy a filet or you can buy Farmer Joe's mystery steak.
Either way its going to taste a lot worse after someone has already ingested it.

>>31487805
I fucking did and i post a picture!

>>31487722
I demand to TS wearing a hat.

I have two things to chose from

1. wright a shitty fanfic
2. story time a shitty comic

pick my fate!

>>31487814
in his voice

>>31487829
Somebody please shoop griffy's face over his creator

>>31487853

I AM YOUR DENTIST
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_VU1q7czkE

>implying you're not fapping

>>31487579

>The fan fiction is mostly terrible writing

Did you stop to consider that maybe there are some people that enjoy reading shitty writing? The Room is a shitty movie, and it has a cult following /just/ because of how shitty it is. Not to mention - like I said - the people that read these stories with the intent of posting constructive criticisms and helping the authors to improve. I know this might be hard to believe, but there are some people out there genuinely interested in helping others improve. I know, shocking.

As for the other part of my post, that wasn't particularly a comparison. I just think there are better things to concern yourself with than how others spend their time. As long as they aren't making a direct impact on the life of another person without their consent, I don't really give a shit what they're doing, myself.

>>31487668
I'm still here
>>31487623
You can take apart most analogies if you want to try and look at them the wrong way.

Steak: Skill required to cook well, expensive, varies in taste, world renowned for being delicious (though occasionally not)
Burger: Fast, cheap, easy, gets the job done, you know what you're getting so it can only get only taste so good

>>31487854

Commit suicide outside Faust's domicile. Maybe she'll start feeling bad about having a childhood.

>>31487799

>>31487790
to some fanfics are master pieces, some people has shit taste, thats why Stephanie Meyer and J.K. Rowling are so fucking rich. I cant stop thinking that the people that defends fanfiction is incredibly similar to the bitches that love those sparkly vampires books.

do you guys wish you could contribute something to ponies? i wish i can help those guys in the fighting is magic game and every other game, i can't even take requests because my laptop was stolen

i'm sad poni

>>31487810

>dat Smartypants

The sunglasses was the single best thing to happen to the show.

>>31487626

Want it. Need it. Love it.

Suddenly, ponies in hats.

>>31487869
I love the pelvic thrusts at 0:40

>>31487881

>>31487790
probably because they are the authors or fond of some fanfics?

like nyxlovers

>>31487790
I suppose I agree with you then, and apologize. more than one person was talking, and your first line was agreement with a previous post that made a terrible comparison, and I read the rest of the post with that assumption.

And I'm not really defensive over fanfiction, in the sense that I'm emotional in this. I'm merely someone trying to correct what appears to be incorrect opinions. And yes, these opinions can be incorrect because they are forged in false assumption

question

I've been gone for the past few days and this is the first time 4chan has been up for me.

where does everybody go when it's down? ponychan?

>>31487811
Where have you been? I haven't seen you in so long I have completely forgotten the style of Quests you run.

>>31487908
We play Skyrim

Do you ever look at fanart with characters having bugs crawling all over them, and then feel compelled to scratch you face?

>>31487908

Play Skyrim

>>31487877
Why was Marche such an asshole?

>>31487647
Genitalia is greek for "Breed of Italy".

Probably they thought that Romans were dicks.

>>31487881
There is a very important area that you can help with, anon, and that's feedback. I'm always looking for feedback to improve. For instance, this?

>>31487874
You can have me on the point that people might like to read shitty writing. No answer to that hehe.

>>31487876
so number 1?

>>31487896
Let's talk about the pony who wears a hat the most often. Pic related.

>>31487908

I played videogames

>>31487866
Ah how silly of me.
Damn I'm tired

>>31487908
Dark Sky Souls.

>>31487869
watch him suck up that gas, oh my god

>>31487908
IN THE MAGICAL WORLD OF SKYRIM, NIGGER! WHERE THE MAGIC IS SHUNNED AND THE REDGAURDS ARE NOT WELCOME!

my favorite pony clothes are scrunchies like on the butt of lanky bowling ponies, and goggles

my new favorite fanfic is Like Fine Wine (older Rarity x Spike)

>>31487908
skyrim

>>31487906
No.
You were right.
All fan fiction is horrible.

>>31487920
No.
I don't look at weird and creepy stuff

>>31487875
I know what a steak is.
I know what a burger is.

AND THAT'S WHY I KNOW YOU ARE WRONG.

>>31487908
i go to ponychan, fimchan, derpyhooves, whitetailforest forums, equestriadaily and any other forums with a pony thread

>>31487943
> hat

what.

>>31487968
ha ha ha

>>31487910
Had a series of exams, Skyrim came out, then 4chan went down. I'm back now though, and ready to spend half the thread lurking, explaining that AJ is best pony, and occasionally fulfilling my namesake.

Also, AJ is best pony.

>>31487981
GET OUT
YOU MIGHT CONTAMINATE THE REST OF US.

>>31487989
crowns are hats

>>31487934
i don't read fanfiction which is rather ironic because i love reading smut writing on kristen archives which has ALL of my fetishes

>>31487908

I go to work. Then I come home and play video games.

Speaking of which, my SR:TT torrent is almost finished.

>>31487981
I was like you once. I was in 3 separate IRCs, EQD, Ponychan, /co/, ponygoons, and occasionally /b/.

I can't believe how fast that burned me out and how much time that all sucked up. Now I only browse /co/.

>>31487956
I play redguard rogue.

>>31487970
yeah but you aren't actually tasting the steak and burgers until you bite into them. I know what the fan fiction and books are about by reading the plot synopsis / back of book.

AND THAT IS WHY I AM RIGHT

>>31488038
>because they're black

>>31488002
You missed a pretty awesome quest while you were gone.

>>31488047

>>31487963
I guess in the end of the day, the one who suffers is the one who misses out on something they'd enjoy.

And that's all the more I can say the matter.

>>31488016
don't be like that, ponychan is pretty cool as long as you stay in /pony/ i like to speculate and actually talk about the show

>>31487956
And Fimchan. I got fired last week so now all I do is pone and skyrim.

>>31487726
So do Death Note fans and WH40k basementgeeks.
When something has memetic value it is inevitable that it will spread in the internets. MLP just causes more butthurt just because some kids think it offends their masculinity.

http://www.writing.com/main/interact/item_id/1788720-My-Little-Fetish-Friendship-is-Kinky
This could have been glorious, yet it is 90% fart and diaper fetish. For shame.
Also, what the fuck?

>>31488057
Not really, i was going yo play warrior but i change my mind also argonians and cats looks like shit.

>>31488056
Hee, hee! Judging a book by its cover.

In the My Little Pony fandom.

>>31488075
>actually talking about the show

how droll.

>>31488057
Breton master race

>>31488084
>90%

You sure? I thought there was only like one storyline that had those.

>>31488060
Is that pic related? If so then I definitely missed something

>>31488070
I dunno, I read a lot of fan fiction over the summer during the drought. Like 2 weeks before season 2 I was finishing up On a Cross and Arrow when I realized how shitty it was and had the ACTUAL thought, "What the Fuck am I Reading?"

>>31488084
What is this fic about?

>>31487675
now?

>>31488038
>Walking around, looking at shit.
>Some dude attacks me for no reason.
>Redguard.
>That is apparently all he is.
>Stab his yes out.
>Make Lydia carry his shit.

>>31488070
>Enjoy Fanfiction
Oh SlyWit, I can see why WIT is in your name.
You can always crack me up with the jokes.
Promise to never leave?

>>31488017
since when?

>>31488084
lol.

>>31488119
I hated Cross and an Arrow too, and never understood its popularity.

>>31488119

I dunno man, sometimes it's exhilarating to suddenly realize you're being mindfucked into oblivion by a fanfic.

>>31488116
No, they incorporated scat and farts into almost everything.

>>31488056
>>31488105
You know guys, if you actually listen to the morals of the show, you may improve you life a little. Just a thought.

>>31488030
kristen archives huh? what do you read?

>>31488002

I agreement.

>>31487875

Yes, but what about the amateur chef who makes a cheeseburger because it is all he knows? The amateur chef who starts out by making cheeseburgers, but with assistance and time, is groomed into a professional capable of cooking a tender and juicy steak? I'm not going to sit here and defend fanfiction, because - yeah, most of the time it's pretty terrible. I will, however, defend anyone's right to write it, just as I will anyone's right to read it.

Nothing ventured, nothing gained.

>>31488105
but that's the point. Looking at food /= eating food. Otherwise no one would eat super nutty fudge balls.

>>31488080

>be a sonic fan since i was very young
>be a death note fan
>be a pony fan

I have so much WHY in my body I'm surprised I haven't literally transformed into a carbon copy of Kornheiser. There is no reaction image to express my WHY.

>>31487625
I wanted to kiss bloodied-snout Vinyl so bad I thought I was a freak but seeing this >>31487874 now I know I just really want to kiss Vinyl

>>31488149
anything in particular about it?

>>31488117
We got attacked by Lyra, ran into the Everfree Forest and killed a forest troll, talked with Zecora then got tossed out of her house for being retarded, then went to Fluttershy's house and burst into treats.

It was a pretty fun 20 minutes.

>>31488084
There is actually more content than it first seems. There is some/lots of that, but its easy to avoid, just don't click anything talking about eating or feeling "bloated" and you'll be fine.

Besides, its a collaborative thing. If you wan't something specific, write it. Or get someone else to.

>>31488084

>>31488070
> missing
> MLP-fanfiction

you aren't serious
are you?
please tell me...

>>31488164
>watching the show
What a faggot

God, what have I become!
I have started working on a hypno-rape fanfic...


IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT
I actually like doing this sort of shit... fuck

what kind of exotic location should pony visit?

>>31488193
>A typical member of MLP general during a new episode

>My Little Culinary Chef General

Such is life on /co/

>>31488228
THE ALLEY BEHIND CUPCAKE CORNER.

>>31488228
The magical land of genitialia

>>31488141
Never! I'll always be here for you, anon.

>>31487835
What's Dangerous Business?

>>31488167
i love reading rape, incest, pedo, impregnation, tentacles and beastiality(dog/horse on girl)

>>31488205
Oh i'm sorry is this a MLP:FiM Fanbase where fans of the fandom talk about the fandom? i'm sorry, I'm not a clever pony.

>>31488228
This vacation brought to you by Sand. It's everywhere, get used to it.

>>31488221

>Yes Applejack, let your mind go. Don't think, just stare. Let the colors fill your mind, and listen to my voice.

>>31488228
A Vietnamese prison.

>>31488221

Is there snuff? I've fallen for hypno fics where the main character dies at the end a of couple times. It was unpleasant.

>>31488221

Wow. You better hope real people don't find out about that.

>spend all day DL Skyrim
>the fucking ISO is not working

Fuck this gay earth.

>>31488266
you have some serious and nasty problems, boy

>>31488084

>>31488246
I am the world's best chef. No one makes better cereal and burgers.

>>31488317
And one of them is not sharing.

Wait...

>>31488325