MY LITTLE RAPISTS: RAPING IS RAPE

www.youtube.com/watch?v=p45XUXM-TAk&fmt=34

DAILY DOSE

A mi me gustan mucho los Ponis

>Liking ponies
>In MLPG

OK GUISE A GUY IS STANDING IN MY HOUSE HARASSING ME WITH A DIRTY SPOON
SHOULD I SHOOT HIM WITH MY PENIS?

>>31474028

My Little Horse: Acquaintances are Potentially Magic.

>>31474028

Oh my God, Ponies are driving! How can this be?

>rainbow dash jolts into conscious
>she gasps for air and the sense of fear that she felt before rushes over her
>with adrenaline pumping through her veins she scurries around a what appears to be a small room
>as she calms down she notices the pain in her belly and hoof... but it seems to have been patched
>as she tries to grasp her surroundings she hears a yealp from a room across her
>"aieeeeeeeeee"
>it sounds like fluttershy
>she drags herself to a large wooden door and peers through the small opening with metal bars
>the view raises her adrenaline levels again
>she sees fluttershy.... but not the way she wants to
>fluttershy is hanging in mid air from her front hooves, and is missing her wings
>a torch illuminates the dark walls filled with stone and a glint of moonlight shines through the boarded window
>a shadowy figure approaches fluttershys back
>as fluttershy raises her head she notices rainbow dash
>in a weak attempt of courage she tries to give rainbow dash a smile
>then suddenly the shadowy figure drives his what appear to be hooves with smaller ones sticking out of them in her back
>fluttershy yelps in pain. loudly. rainbow dash has never heard fluttershy that loud before, not even at the galla
>the figure has his hands in the location where her wings used to be and seems to be massaging fluttershys exposed muscles
>fluttershys eyes go gray and stare blanky at rainbow dash
>her tongue, rolls out of her mouth, now filled with drool
>rainbow dash feels flusttered...and wet
>wait wet, how can that be?
>she moves her right hoof between her legs and feels the wetness
>she slowly massages the spot and jolts of pleasure rush over her
>she raises her head in shame and looks back at fluttershy, blankly staring her in the eyes

>>31474028

FUCK RAPE

I FOUND NEW PONY DRINKS

>>31474028
Anyone want some delicious Apple as Black Canary?

Oh boy I do!

>>31474028
Ponies are okay

>>31473990
i think you forgot the part where i mentioned it was doodle or die

my fetish is getting blown by a horse, ever since I saw a video of a guy that trained his mare to suck him off with the corner of her mouth where there's no teeth

What would everyone's shadow be?

>that feel when the second half of S3 is being delayed due to a MLP movie coming out.
>that feel when no one will believe you till the officially announce it at the end of S2
>that feel when it is only 90ish minutes

>4CHAN
>ANTI-CENSORSHIP THING AT THE TOP
>SHIT MAYBE THIS SHIT IS SERIOUS AFTER ALL

PONIES ON BUSSES TIME

>>31474069
Where's the Spike?

>>31474087
Who's the villain of the movie?

>>31474028
what if I do

>>31474064
you're getting closer but it feels forced.
need more description of the visceral shit
also you could have rainbow dash discover the wetness was blood from an open wound, mixed with her excitement, and then masturbate anyway

also cleanly removed wings are boring, leave some partial bone fragments or something
and describe how fluttershy feels afraid

goddamnit i just have to write this don't i

>>31474094
this is defiantly fluggys greatest masterpeace yet

>reads through previous thread...
I'm not as bad a human being as I thought I was!

>>31474115
feel free to continue it.

>>31474101
Spike, are you drunk?

http://thesassyjessy.tumblr.com/
I'll probably post some pony pictures up here. Thankfully I don't have work tomorrow so I can get some art done.

>>31474101
Fuit Punch + drug of your choice.

>>31474089

>American censorship
>American

>>31474069
Pony drinks you say?

Para que se emborrachen con estilo

>>31474120
that cat is so fucking cute
like you don't even know man
so cute

>>31474087
>only 90ish minutes
that's pretty standar time

>>31474113
The most terrible one of them all

MAN

>>31474117
>fluggy
someone please draw a picture of of Fluggy, Fluffy's half-retarded cousin.

>>31474129
>being american
>2011
fuck that then

>>31474137
too much sugar, hangover city

keep posting these

>>31474094
MY LITTLE PONY MEETS THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS

Twilight's hair is even frizzy

>>31474129
>land of the free
>freedom denied

>>31474089
I hope the internet gets fucked up good. It would motivate my ass to do something else. My will isn't strong enough with the current internet and how fun it is. Who knows, maybe a few of us might get girlfriends.

>>31474158
who's Carlos

>>31474139
Bitch please

>>31474028
they are going to crash into Megatron

>>31474174
>a few of us might get girlfriends

Let's keep our expectations realistic.

>>31474158
>fluttershy wishes she had stayed home today

>>31474094
>Fluttershy and Dash trapped in the bus

Oh lawd. Them crazy eyes Twilight has is hilarious

>>31474149
Drink a waterback, you weenie

>>31474158
>fluttershy knew she shoul'dve stayed at home today

I'm completely out of weed and resin, I don't know what to do with myself

>>31474127
enable ask feature plz

>>31474113
Nothing really else has been leaked other than a movie is being made.

>>31474174
Death is preferable

>>31474177
Pinkie Shes done puns before

A donde se fueron mis amigos hispanos?

http://shoopshop.tumblr.com/
Drop of color or shoop requests here!
now with 100% more content!

>>31474214
what?

>>31474204
Sugar and booze is a bad combo, I don't know how people drink that UV vodka stuff, drinking a Loko makes me feel like I got kicked in the head the next day

>>31474212
Drink more vodka

if you asked me nicely I would gladly ambush rarity with a strobe light

>>31474214
whoa
so they actually ARE making a movie? source?

>>31474094
Totaly thought someone was shoving their hoof in Rainbow's mouth for a second.

>>31474054
Thank you, sir. Now a question. Who makes these and how do they do it? They look pretty spot on and they're an invaluable resource, but they don't match any source I can think of.

>>31474212

Damn it, now I want a picture of that humanized Rainbow Dash being tickled.

>>31474060

That spoon could have AIDS on it.

You better shoot him twice.

>>31474255
No

She's just trying to escape by eating herself

>Rainbow Dash gets a pet.
>It falls through her cloud mansion and dies.

>>31474174
GIVE ME LIBEETY OR GIVE ME DEATH!

I would let rainbow Dash shove her hoof in my mouth.

>>31474249
Don't expect anything in the box office, just some 3 episode in one sorta movie. I'll try to find a link

>Become a mod on fimfiction.net
>Suddenly have the power to edit everybody's fics

I must use these powers only four good.

>four Cupcakes sequels/spin offs in the approval queue
>approve them and bury them beneath other new fics

Mission. Accomplished.

>>31474274
>Implying her pet won't be a sentient cloud

>>31474274
>cloud palace

ftfy

>>31474224
Ya es renoche, yo tambien me voy a dormir, que buenos estuvieron los threads de hoy.

Noches gente y viva México!

>>31474274
>rainbow dash gets a pet
>she eats it while sleeping because she dreams that it's ice cream

>>31474257
I imagine it going like

"Hahaha cut it out, you jerk! Stop ahah I'll kill you ahahaa!"

and slugs you in the jaw

>>31474282
that's all I ever expected tbh,

>Want to draw a H.P Lovecraft creature
>Cannot decide what to draw

Halp.

>>31474292
>dreams that it's caviar

ftfy

>>31474290
ta bueno

>>31474274
>rainbow dash gets a pet
>she won't stop following her around

>>31474292
Or just rolls on it, crushing it into a diamond

>>31474303
inb4 Cthluhu

>>31474286
take my money

>>31474322
Which then catches the sunlight and then causes Rarity to go into a seizure.

>>31474303
HASTURE HASTURE HASTURE!

>>31474303
How to Draw Lovecraft Characters:

1. Close your eyes
2. Scribble like a maniac on paper
3. You have created in elder god.

>>31474174
I kind of want that too. I have pretty bad internet addiction man.

>>31474303
nyarlathotep

Alternatively:
>Mary's urnials

>>31474286
>Why doesn't he love me anymore?

>>31474286
FLYING NIMBUS!

>>31474303
>scootathulu

>>31474292
she's fat enough to!

I'm sitting in bed coughing up my lungs.

/r/ing sick ponies, if you would.

>>31474224
Parece que solo nosotros 2 quedamos

>>31474188
THAT REMINDS ME!
Story time my bronies:
Girl I have been friends with for five years. I just get done getting that awesome 20% cooler shirt from hot topic(well dressed 20 year old guy walks into hot topic, bet that looked silly) get out to the car. Feel like I'm 20% cooler, call girl. I ask her if now is a good time to talk. She says sure. I tell her how I feel and ask her how she feels about me. LOONG FUCKING PAUSE... "I always thought of you as a brother... I'm sorry." sit there for a moment. Hang up. Put on shirt. Remember I got Fluttershy waifu! Feels slightly less bad man!(but still hurt like a bee sting to the eye.)

>>31474299
Ahaha. I can totally picture her doing that. Wonder is she ever slugged one of her parents like that.

'Tickling her awake will be cute!'

>>31474141
That's 4 full episodes of the series.

>>31474351
>>31474354
Flying nimbus mind

>>31474354
>>31474351
>nimbusmind

>>31474351
Rash won't get a cloud, the show would get too r rated

>>31474371
>>31474373
nimbusmindmind

NO ONE ELSE SAY THIS

>>31474064
why am i even reading this shit?
it sucks

>>31474351
>He
THATS IT EVERYONE DASH IS A TRANNY ITS CANON NOW BECAUSE TYPO

>>31474371
>>31474373
Nimbus mind mind

>>31474292
You will never be able to cook all over Dash's meals with extra butter and olive oil to watch her plump up over a series of months.

>>31474362
conmigo somos 3
pero preferiria dejar de hablar español, luego nomas se nos van a encabronar y ni pa que jaja, igual yo tambien ya me voy cabrones

>>31474374
She could sculpt it into whatever she wants....

>>31474363
you can always coax her into having a few drinks, then give her a few xanax to take the edge off, you'll have her in bed in no time, and she won't even remember the next day

>>31474374
> dat face

>>31474361
Don't be die.

I can't find sick ponies but have some ponies in a bed I guess.

>>31474361

I don't have any pictures that fit that criteria, but if you want something else I'll try my hardest to oblige.

any drawing requests? if you could specify a simple background that would be neat, I want to learn to draw backgrounds

>>31474299
>I imagine it going like
>"Hahaha cut it out, you jerk! Stop ahah I'll kill you ahahaa!"

>>31474424
THAT FACE
>not posting superior nosebleed version

>>31474395
that wasnt a typo
he meant goku

>>31474402
I would fatten her up, then slow roast her over a smoky fire and baste her with brandy and honey

>>31474363
I hate you so much.

>>31474450
This, but with Fluttershy.

>>31474431
rainbow dash
in the sky

>>31474363
Don't ever 'tell her how you feel,' ask her out on a date. That says all the FEEL you need to say, at least at first. Jesus Christ.

You guys wonder how you find yourselves in the FRIENDZONE.

>>31474425
>imagining Dash's cracking voice
>Pinkie with a wittle bow


>You will never have little fillys on a sleepover

>>31474450
damnit Starscream let it go!

>>31474425
Although redicioulsly adorable, that last panel where pinkies bubble is implied to be the first thing spoken but it's the second bubble is just bothering me. people need to learn how to comic bubbles.

>>31474425
>>31474427
thanks anyway

>>31474446
>nosebleeds

But why?

>>31474446
Also the jaggies. lots of jaggies
>>31474449
Oh. still though. thats something that could become a fad.

>>31474461
Rainbow Dash in the Sky, with Diamonds

>>31474299
>violent sex ensues

>>31474489
I fucking love that song

>>31474446
Really not 'into' girls with vessels burst in their sinuses.

>>31474400

And then rainbow Dash gets moist cunilingus from her cumulunimbus.

Yo no soy mexicano pero = soy latino, por siaca.
Weas.

>>31474285

>>31474488
It's no epileptic Rarity bro. Gotta step your game up.

>>31474458
The tender flesh softened by a sedentary lifestyle would be marbled with a wonderful creamy fat, the meat would fall apart in your mouth, a sweet and savory sensation as the flesh melts across your tongue

>>31474421
It wasn't really about the sex. Plus, if she doesn't feel the same way about me that I do her then what's the point. Just a word of advice, stick with your waifus. I have learned that real women are pretty much cruel, heartless, bitches... that even the girl I gave my everything to for five years ended up just using me.. feels bad mang. (plus, you are able to accomplish a lot more with your life with a waifu.)

>>31474374
>RD having sex with a cloud damn even my pereverted mind wouldnt imagined that

>>31474388

>>31474508
Chileno weon

>>31474361
hope you feel better

>>31474508
>weas
Chileno confirmado

>>31474285
>2011
>not using your powers five good

>>31474518
epileptic rarity?
Man, I've missed too much

>>31474510
Rarity is short

>>31474522
>mouthboner

>>31474538

spongebobandpatrick25.avi

>>31474529
yaaaaay thanks

>>31474213
Not sure what people would want to ask me, but alright.

There's isn't going to be a MLP movie.

There's isn't a "delay" with season 3's other 13 episodes because of a movie.

The show will simply be canceled after season 3's 13 episodes.

I'm so sad.

Got bored and slapped some simple colors on this.

This has been a good day.

>>31474542
Rarity being epileptic is the new fanon because we felt that Dash was getting too much attention with silly things like infertility.

>>31474508

SHUT.

THE FUCK.

UP.

CARLOS.

>>31474523
> things didn't work out
> ALL WOMEN ARE BITCHES

'Nice guys aren't.'

>>31474550
I still think its funny that either Luna was posing on those stones or someone went through all the trouble to place her there

Thread needs more Caramel

>>31474562
this counts as sick pony

i like

>>31474524
>I fapped to that about a week before I saw any such fanart
>I'm so imaginative

>>31474256
*cough*

Where do the colours/colour guides come from?

>>31474565
But Epilepsy only makes Rarity more interesting

>People still talk about that one yellow pony.
Face it guys, she is never showing up again.

>>31474560
Pinkie, if you say one more fucking ly, I will come over to you house and no longer be your friend

>>31474575
YOUR FACE WHEN WHAT?!

YOUR FACE WHEN WHAT, GODDAMMIT?!

>>31474602
no story behind it at all? seriously?

>>31474576
Hey, I never claimed to be a nice guy... did I? I don't think so, anyway, this wasn't from just one experience.

>>31474562
.....for a second I thought she was giving him a pack of cigarettes

>>31474538

>2281
>not whoring out your powers to the highest bidder

>>31474560
The delay is due to RDs voice actor hurt her voice, they have to give it some time to heal. Hasbro isn't going to cancel the show selling most of its new network. Seriously have you seen the views and profit due to that show?

So when Pchan and 4chan are taking down by the Internet Censorship bills, where will you go, or if you don't have cable, how will you even watch it?

>>31474526
>>31474536

Chileno y orgulloso de serlo, weas.
Disfruten de su crimen y economía destruída mientras yo me siento en mi terraza bebiendo un Casillero del Diablo Gran Reserva después de un día de trabajo bien pagado.
Acá en Chile las mafias y carteles han tratado de instalarse durante décadas y terminan regresando a sus países, ya sea en bus o en bolsas.

>>31474605
Didn't her VA hurt her throat?

>>31474632
Couldn't be that much. Most of the fans on the internet watch it in streams.

>>31474614
>story

>>31474632
The VA's spend, maybe, a few days recording all of their lines for an entire season.

There's no way a VA is holding up any production.

>>31474575
>mfw the image

>>31474636
I haven't looked into this thing at all. Does it affect anything other than sites hosted in the US? None of my favorite places are hosted anywhere near laws like this.

>>31474579
I would cover crossdressing Caramel's mouth with my palm to muffle his moans as I filled his ass to breaking point

>>31474614
She's naturally attracted to the glamorous life of the catwalk, but she can't pursue it due to all the attention, and the danger it brings with her condition. If she were to become a superstar, all it would take is one rogue photographer to reveal her secret, then she would be scorned from the circles of high society forever.

>>31474638
Y eso de donde salio? Tipico chileno ardido por su irrelevancia, a nadie le importa tu pais hijo, aceptalo.

>>31474666
> that feeling when I want to ... be involved with that. As she seizes.

>>31474576
He's not a nice guy. I'm a nice guy.

I've only had one maybe-sorta girlfriend. We went on one date, at her house. We hanged out and played video games and it was great. We talked online for a few months.

Then bam, nothing. Unfriended, ignored, blocked. Don't know why.

I only blame myself, but I have no idea what it is I could have done.

>>31474684
Any, ya know, possibly dead

>>31474666
They do rewrite and call people back in all the time.

The last episode of S1 wasn't wrapped up until December/January IIRC.

>>31474647
You would be surprised how many people watch the show on the hub. It is the number 1 watched show followed by transformers

>>31474695
Trust me bro, it wasn't you.

>>31474718
... So you'd think. But honestly?

He's a boring fuck she doesn't want to bother with.

>>31474710
I reckon a bunch of people signed up for the channel soley for that as well.

Plenty of batman and other cool shows to watch there too.

>>31474703
This season they left entire scenes blank with just (insert fannon shattering scene here)
The show is better for it.

>>31474703
i like this

>>31474703
Right, but the got all the VA work done well before that.

I mean, seriously. If you add up all of the time even a major character speaks in a show, it might be half an hour over an entire season.

That's why VAs can be on so many different shows. That's why they have no lasting involvement in the show's real production.

>>31474686

El que te importe o no mi país no cambia mi estilo de vida ni el sueldo que cobro cada mes, zorrón.
Tampoco mejora el tuyo, así que disfruta tu favela y tu balacera diaria mientras te rompes el lomo 12 horas al día para cobrar el sueldo mínimo.

So, why is RD so fat?

>>31474718
I like to think that, but all I can imagine is that I came on too strong

>>31474733
How do I into multiple takes and voicing more than one character?

>>31474339

Ding! We have winner. Sorry if it's not 100% accurate, I had to use google images to get a reference.

>>31474703
Being imprisoned in the sun sounds a thousand times worse then the moon

>>31474726
and thus she was a stupid bitch.

>>31474752
She eats too much

>>31474752
She isnt Or else she would be the sexiest pony!

>>31474752
She eats like an athlete

But she's also very lazy, so it builds up during her down time

>>31474753
No, it ended because you were no longer 'the interesting new guy that says funny things,' you're the Facebook friend you talk with some times.

If you bored her at all, then she just ended it.

Move on.

>>31474752
She's been depressed ever since being rejected from the Wonder Bolts.

>>31474750
Mijo, estas pero si bien ardido, a mi que carajos me interesa tu vida. Todos en tu pais tienen ese complejo de inferioridad o nomas tu?

>>31474703

Celestia is farting a flamethrower from her ass!

>>31474774
She is, and that's what makes her sexy poni

>>31474767
isnt Hasture the one that destroys your mind just by reading its name?

Also, yourss reminds me of Mara from the Persona games

>>31474791
So she's always been depressed?

>>31474765
You have to be exceptionally talented and have a very good agent.

Incidentally, saw a pretty good story about a voice actress and coach.

http://www.opb.org/programs/artbeat/

Mary McDonald-Lewis. The second video in the series. I thought fellow cartoon fans might be interested while I was watching it.

>>31474788
because she was a.... well.... you know.

>>31474752
Because she is depressed, being illiterate and a sky janitor can ruin anyone's self esteem

>>31474801
Well sir, we are at a stalemate then.
so I'll just post gilda being fat

>>31474791
this is becoming my fav thread!

>>31474577
Discord wants his Garden of Still Figures to be pretty

if these last hours are the final ones before 4chan is destroyed forever in the US, i just want to say

these last few months have been fucking crazy ass man

Welp, first time back on /co/ after being banned for two weeks for posting spoilered pornography.

How 'bout them Cutie Pox, eh guys?

>>31474796

Argentino grasiento detectado.

Andá a cagar...

>>31474828
A lesbian?

Oh WOW, so friendzone brony was actually getting barked up a lesbian? Wowser.

>>31474767

>>31474853
UPDATE YOUR FUCKING BLOG

>>31474838
You know, at some point she'll be too heavy to fly

>>31474853
Are you me?
Stop being me.

>>31474861
what's wrong with lesbians? lesbians are awesome!

they're like the vietcong, they don't strike until it's too late to get away

i can respect that

Think of a pony. It can be any pony, favorite or least favorite, main cast or secondary, or even background. Got one? Good.

That pony is now your boss. They retain their personality (canon, or in the case of background ponies, your preferred fanon) and everyone acts as though they have always been your boss. If you are unemployed, they offer you a job of your choosing. How do you react?

>>31474828
Just tell her that it is a pleasant coincidence that you both like women.

Offer to be the man in the relationship.

>>31474860
Argentino? Por Dios, ni siquiera cerca mijo, deberias trabajar con ese complejo de inferioridad, y espero que tu pais lo supere tambien.

>>31474861
That was hilarious. You are hilarious.

You will never get to sexually molest a brightly colored marshmallow filly.
This is a good thing

So guys, how do I coloUr my lead pencil sketches? Coloured pencils are shit, don't have the time, confidence or money for watercolours.

>>31474028

it was an unspectacular episode. but, ponies in haz-mat suits was pretty funny.

>Hermanos latinos peleandose

>>31474908
tell that to my penis

>>31474896
>Lyra offers you a job of you choosing

I'm not to sure about this.

>>31474886
She'll never get that bad.

>>31474752
She's not that fat.

Pinkie and Rarity are fat.

Twilight is a stick.

Rainbow Dash and Applejack fall in the middle.

>>31474900
and this was actually clever and funny. Well played.

>>31474908
It's not molestation, it's just a little education for when she gets older, so she knows what stallions like

>>31474896
>twilight
>neurotic, perfectionist boss
im an engineer. this is nothing new to me. also why the fuck is twilight leading an engineering team when she only has a BA in friendship?

>>31474788
We didn't use Facebook, we talked via Steam

>>31474927
> job
... Uh ...

>>31474914
Si fue el Chileno quien empezo a llorar, nadie le dijo nada, es mas lo unico que le dijimos fue Chileno cuando dijo que no era mexicano, apoco ser chileno es ahora un insulto como para que enojara tanto?

>>31474886
She's flying less and less in the episodes, I'm pretty sure by S3 or even the end of S2 we'll have an episode about how she needs to work off her fat belly.

>>31474909
Scan and color it on the computer box?

Or say nuts to coloring and do grayscale.

>>31474915
Okay,
Anon's penis, you will never get to stick yourself into Scootaloo's butt hole.

>>31474935
AJ is a brick

HOUSE

>>31474955
With 2 Dash episodes coming right up I don't think you can use that claim much.

Unless she DOES spend the next two episodes mostly napping

>girl I knew in high school says hi to me sometimes when I'm on campus
>she wants to fuck

>>31474896

>Bonbon

Oh lord.

>>31474957
but how do I into digital colour? Do I NEED a tablet for anything worthy of not being thrown away?

>>31474935
AJ has to be like 1% body fat at the most.

>>31474964
my penis is upset

>>31474987
if not negative 0%

>>31474985
No, but they're so fucking cheap you should get one anyway.

>>31474935
>pinkie and rarity have large asses
>twilight is skinny with no body
id believe it

>Latin people fighting in a pony thread.
Seriously.

>>31474896
>Applejack
...Any job of my choosing, huh? I think I'll settle with the books, as I'd only be slowing them down in the orchard.

>>31474964
FUCK

>>31474939
Get the fuck out of here, Nathan.

>>31474927

Well it depends, do you live in Nevada?

Because if you live in Nevada then you're pretty fucked.

>>31474948
That's exactly what I'm afraid of.

>Anon, we need to talk in my office. Bring your gloves.

>>31474974
Napping is the only thing she does

>>31474896
>Luna
Unions are for traitors to the crown.

>>31475023
NV fucking blows, there's too many black people near the strip

>>31475027
>filename
>squint at picture

Have...those always been there?

>>31475045
reported and have a nice day

>>31474896
>Derpy gives me a job as a bartender

"Anon, I want a muffin margarita!"

"Uhhh.....I don't thi-"

"I want it now or its your job!"

Derpy is a real slaver driver in my head, for some reason

You and all the MLP fans on /co/ and /b/ are now ponies in Equestria. Would the pony you like choose you back, or would another brony swoop her off her feet? How would you win said pony over?

>>31475027
eat, sleep, annoy Starscream

all in a day for her

>>31474896
> Twilight
I'd be glad to be her research assistant, as Spike seems to be her personal assistant. I'd look over her experiments and calibrate things ponies can't operate.

>>31475001
She has that curse from Thinner?

>>31475053
No. No they haven't.

>>31475063
ill piss on her

>>31475014

h' hai hlirgh hrii hupadgh mnahn' lloig

>>31474821
Hey Semi. I wanted to tell you I'm sorry for the way I acted when you posted chapter 6.

I was offended and upset at the prospect of a child being raped, or even being written raped. But then I took two steps back and looked at it objectively.

The first chapter is child rape.

Despite my initial feelings on that one chapter, I disregarded the most overt use of written child rape maybe I've ever seen, in such a graphic manner. It was unfair and wrong of me to feel angry about one chapter, and feeling nothing about the other. I suppose the reason I did so was it was more fresh in my mind, chapter 6, than 1, and was perhaps in my mind more insidious by way of implications. But in the end, nothing justifies my selective hatred.

Additionally, I looked at it yet again, and feel another reason to apologize would be way of hypocrisy, and personal disgust toward myself. While I hated one chapter out of then 6, I not only disregarded the first chapter, but all the rest. I missed the fact that the reason I read, and continue to read the Rapering is that I enjoy the idea of fantasy rape. To selectively pick out one chapter of rape and disregard all other accounts of rape is a obscenity. If I hate one kind of rape, why do I not hate other kinds of rape? The fact is, I do, but in terms of real, physical rape. I do not condone rape of any sort in real life, including child. I mixed the lines between reality and fantasy, and in a intend of good will I instead did an action of ill will toward you, and to myself.

>>31475063
That would lead to the largest Civil War in Equestrian history as most all of us are killed or driven out for being creepy fucks.

>>31475053
They have, you just didn't notice them

>>31475063
I have no pony Waifu.

hola?
de donde eres?
pastel?

>>31475063
Team up with Discord. Free him, make some sort of deal. Get him to do his thing to her while fending off all the bronies. I win, CHOKLIT MILK FOR ALL, I get my pony.

>>31475088
It's OK. Nothing that happens here is important.

>>31475088
Too long. Didn't read. Go be fat and unloved somewhere else.

>>31475063
Wouldn't try to. There's no point, and no one else would get her either.

>>31475063
Twilight seems like she would make for the best waifu material of the mane 6 but of course I would wager most people feel the same way, so there would be some pretty big competition for a pony who probably is really shy about relationships.

>>31475084
>h' hai hlirgh hrii hupadgh mnahn' lloig

I've been editing the my little pony page on 1d4chan at work. it gets extremely slow.


all while my laptop has been on the fritz. i think the fan's busted. keeps randomly shutting down and getting somewhat hot.

>>31475090
nobody wins.

>>31475063
The only way would be if my personality was completely reinvented and I happened to be a demigod alicorn.

>>31475063

>You and all the MLP fans on /co/ and /b/ are now ponies in Equestria

I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS.

>>31475088
All pony porn people are pedophiles.
You should know this by now.

>>31475088
what kind of fucking moron doesnt like the prospect of a child being raped?

>>31475063

I would kill everyone

>>31475063
I ... I don't know. Scratch would probably think I'm "fun, at least for now."

I'd only win her over by not being an over-reaching jerk and serving up decent mixed drinks at the bar we both work at, and keep her only by being supportive but interesting to her -- without trying hard.

Goddamn that'd be a fine line.

>>31475147

The closer we get to the new episode the more I actually do hope that the whole "Scootaloo tries to win and be Dash's pet" joke is legit what they do (even though it won't be)

We've had a Seaty Belt ep, we've had an Apple Bloom ep, now we need a Scoots ep

>>31475150
thats a pretty hefty accusation anon.

>>31475155
Missed the point like no one has ever missed the point in human history.

>>31475159
ONE ON ONE FAGGOT!

>>31475063
i would chase her with my penis

>>31475063
>a huge number of new ponies swarms ponyville with the majority lusting over the mane six
>even if you do have anything going for you, you will just be lumped in with the strange group of perverted newcomers
>the mane 6 will probably leave town and take measures to hide their identity
>the princess will arrive to solve the problem by banishing everyone

>>31475159
I'd kill you first.

>>31475063

I have no pony waifu but i'll try.

>Try to introduce myself to Lyra or Inkie so I can become their friend
>Suddenly get beaten up by Weaver, Roogna and a few Anons
>Just an average day in Equestira for Daftykins

>>31475195
my penis would shoot you all

Which pony gives the best head?

>>31475195
I'm watching you watching me

>>31475063
I would get distracted and wind up exploring or something with a pack of other like minded knuckleheads

We all die a glorious death fighting some gigantic monster.

>>31475176
Prove me wrong bro.
Go on.
Do it.

>>31475211
Pinkie.

>>31475191
>This would be exactly what would happen

>>31475191
And thus, the Brony Lunar Colony was formed!

>>31475205
you wish you were that popular

>>31475063
>/b/
fuck this im off to everfree forest

>>31475176
unfortunately that is a true

>>31475211
Dasn could make you bust in 10 seconds flat

>>31475155
normalfags dude

>>31475216
I got my eye on you

>>31475211
celestia

>>31475235
She does strive to be the best at everything. And likes bragging about it too.

>>31475205

Maybe we can take what we learned from South Park and find a way to apply it to this situation.

Come on everyone, get in the pile.

>>31475211
Celestia.

>>31475232
hell, if I was a unicorn or pegasus I'd rather spend my life exploring anyway
maybe as an earth pony too, depending how inherently strong they are

>>31475063
Go on an epic quest across Equestria to locate and retrieve objects of power. As the war starts against the new ponies, I use it as a distraction to take over Equestria. Now, as the god-king of the land, I have my pick of mares.

>>31475222
>>31475234
Define "pony porn people"

>>31475205
>Beaten up by Weaver

What are you, a weenie?

>>31475191
> banishing everyone
That seems to be a pretty extreme measure, so far only used on her sister given THE END OF THE WORLD as a possibility.

They'd probably be recolonized or exposed to the inverse of a "Want It, Gotta Have It" hex -- with their affections for the Main Six removed.

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this shows up

>>31475147
HEY P.Q., THIS SHOULD BE YOUR NEXT QUEST.

>>31475063
I don't even know. I really haven't thought of that. I always place myself after the meeting part. If I was just thrown in there with a bunch of other people... I really don't know. I fear I would do something drastic to get Fluttershys attention.

>>31475232
Zecora doesnt want you shit

Go and drown in Froggy Bottom Bog, you weirdo

>>31475285

He would beat me to death with his ego.

>>31475281

People who make and distribute pony porn.
People like Semi or Megasweet.
Both of whom are pedophiles, by the way.
Prove me wrong.
You can't

>>31475191
Fuck that, the moment I realised that the town was full of bronies, I would up and train-hop my way to some town that hasn't been mentioned in the show yet.

>supporting homosexual rights while condemning zoophiles
>2011

seriously, guys

I hope you aren't this ass backwards

>>31475325
But you really can't prove yourself right either so why are we even talking about it?

>>31475335
That's possibly the best idea yet, but I don't think I could stomach somebody else ending up with my Waifu. I'd stay and fight for sure.

>>31475335
God I've love living in Trottingham, work at a pub, maybe push myself to ask out the girl who works at the laundromat, spend sunny Saturday mornings in my little apartment above the bar basking in sunbeams through the window with her in nothing but the flimsy concert T-shirts we bought a few nights before ...

Fffffffuck.

guys quit this pointless bickering so we can get back to the important questions like "would you a pony"

>>31475350
>making completely off topic posts in mlpg
somehow I am not surprised

>>31475325

>>31475350
Fuck off furfag

>>31475350
Don't want gays anywhere near our precious ponies

>>31475353
I can prove myself right easily.
Find a pony smut peddler.
Google his name and one of the CMC
???
Profit!!!

>>31475376

>confusing furries with zoophiles
>2011

>>31475389
you claimed all of them are though, so you need an example of that for each and every smut artist who's drawn pony porn to prove yourself correct

>>31475280

You know, this is actually starting to seem like it could be an interesting que

>>31475293

FUCK.

>>31475368
> a hipster alternate-world pony

>>31475399
Both are the same shit

>>31475325
>That feel when I don't even give a fuck because MegaSweet has drawn the hottest MLP porn ever

>>31475227
feels bad when we all turn out to be one big bad guy that must be taken out of the MLP universe.

>>31475424
>We are the Smooz

>>31475405
It really shouldn't be too hard to point out one non-pedophile pony porn writer or artist.
Not at all hard.
But you can't do it.

>>31475424
So are we some sort of creepy, sweaty, pony Voltron?

>>31475389
drawing a underaged horse doesn't make you want to have sex with children.
I don't condone it
but thats not a valid statement either

>>31475445
SB.

BAM.

>>31475445
Tess
Now gimme a dollar

>>31475368
I'd be off to Seaddle. Since Equestria is a little old fashioned, hopefully it would be below the tech boom. Back when there were still people fishing Puget Sound. Back when Boeing was everything. I'd hang out in the U Dub district, drink Rainier beer, still green from the hops, wear flannel, and listen to this new detuned metal that was playing in the clubs. If only there was a name for it...

>>31475445
t...tess?

it's porn if you fap to it, right?

that's how it works?

>>31475445
I don't even know all pony smut artist and am not familiar with all of their work
And I don't think you do either, so you probably shouldn't make such broad claims

>>31475445
Cartoon lion(as far as i know)
klondike(as far as i know)

>>31475445

I just want you to know that your argument can just as easily be used to imply that God does exist. Because I mean, you can't prove that he doesn't.

SHIT, MAYBE GOD IS EVEN A PONY.

PROVE ME WRONG.

>>31475462
They'd probably call it "Scram" or "Stumble."

GodDAMN I could go for some flannel and Rainier right about now.

>>31475445
Railgunner.

No, wait. Jackie Chan!

>>31475445
Any adult who watches a show for little girls is a pedophile.

Trufax.

>>31475480
CELESTIA IS REAL, AND YOU CAN'T PROVE ME WRONG!

>>31475445
Writers:
NTSTS
Squeak
Nathan
Every anon that makes quick fics
(I don't read many fanfic writers here, organization is something /co/ lacks, and EqD surpasses)

Artist:
SB
Tess
Fluffy
Klondike

And I have a 26,000 folder of pictures and two posts worth of non porn good fanfics.

>>31475490
So what does that make the adults who create the show?

>>31475480
God's on the show, silly

>>31475446
Nah, I mean as a whole. If that scenario ever happened I feel like we would cause nothing but pain and destruction until there were only a few of us left, but at that point we would have killed so many that the certain pony we were after would never love us, or two, the mane 6 would come together to banish us all. Either or it would be a sad ending for most of us. Just one big selfish war that would end badly.

>>31475063

>work as delivery pony as i do in real life ('cept the pony bit)

>deliver fabrics and such to rarity

>share tiny conversations, beta out of anything that could be taken further (IF anything)

>it's just like my japanese animes.jpg

>>31475502
>Nathan
>not a pedophile

That's some serious crack you're smoking, cochese.

>>31475528
>Derpy is your supervisor

any drawing requests with simple backgrounds?

>>31475504
They're pedophiles if they watch the show after they're done producing it.

That's why Twilight's VA had no clue about anything related to the show. She doesn't actually watch it because she's not a pedophile.

>>31475547
Big Mac as a luchador

>>31475507
That's why you leave Ponyville 'till the shit is finished it's run in the fan.

>>31475547
Rarity, drinkan' tea!

>>31475547
Rainbow Dash being lazy on some clouds?

Clouds are a background, right?

>>31475534
He doesn't write smut however.

If a pedo finds a cure for cancer, is the act tainted by the person inherently?

>>31475542
to her employees, she's ditzy doo.

>>31475368

I'd trot down to Appleoosa, work at a saloon, eat some fucking apples, wear akubra hats, oh shit that would be amazing.

>>31475547
If you're OK with doing backgrounds, could you just draw a background for that Innsmouth/MLP picture from earlier? It really needed a background.

>>31475407

No but seriously, a quest where this whole scenario happens, but while everyone is preoccupied with their waifu, the protagonist is busy trying to find a way to get back home to Earth. There might also be others that are more interested in returning to Earth than remaining as ponies.

Thoughts on this? I probably lost all of my prospective participants at "your character does not have a waifu."

>>31475556
No, he reads and masturbates to smut. He was just talking about how much he liked that humanized Big Mac fucking Applebloom story of Semi's and how he has a bare flat chest fetish.

>>31475555
that is the only background people have mentioned so far and it just so happens to be the only one I've already done too
and it hardly counts

I'm making a quick rarity seizure + rape animation, give me a minute.

>>31475549
If I was a voice actor, I would never watch my own work

I would never be able to enjoy it because all I could think about it "Oh that line should have had a little more omph to it." Did my voice crack? I hope no one noticed."

>>31475577
>my plan
>turned into a quest
Seems cool.

>>31475565
I couldn't deal with the dust and heat.

I'm thinking maybe Cape Cod bay would be nice too. Woolen sweaters, cold fog mornings, crazy hurricanes to hunker down for.

>>31475577
>want's to back back to earth
>own dimension
>own reality

Sounds like my story I'm thinking about. Best not beat me to it nigga, or at least have it end in a way that's disheartening to the reader.

>>31475564
Thats MS. Doo to you!

>>31475577
I am interested in this, but I have sadly been absent for almost all PonyQuests, so I'm not sure how much of a say I have.

>>31475603
Pony Florence must be something to see.

>ALTERNATIVE ROUTE

i hide in manehattan until everything involving the waifu morons blows over. then i can start my pony life.

>>31475547

More Hipsterjack. Just throw it on a Yotsuba-B background.

WHICH CIRCLEJERKING FAGGOT FROM THESE SHITPILE THREAD WOULD YOU MARRY

>>31475551
Either or there would be conflict, not a good thought. I think I would be right there in the fight to be dead honest. Rather die then see her end up in the arms of another.. this is sort of getting ate up actually.

>>31475608
>>31475577
>He hopes that the next leap is the leap home

>>31475631
...tell me this hasn't been done before in great detail

please