IN THIS THREAD: THE RAPE OF PONIES AND HOW IT CAN BE PREVENTED

SPANISH GENERAL

LoL General.

>>31472028
TELEMUNDO

No offense but..

what's with all the Hispanics?

>>31472028
El lunes por Discovery Kids...chequea tus horarios regionales!

Looks like Twist got into the booze

again

>>31472047
We're always here bro...erryday...

>>31472028
>>31472027
>>31472041

I don't understand you people

FACELESSJR
I HAVE COME BEARING THIS GIFT

>>31472027
get something that kills rapist?

>>31472028
Hispanosphere>Anglosphere, deal with it anglo fags

More like "are a Rarity nowadays."

AMIRITE.

>>31472047
They just got a new Spanish dub that's 10x better than the initial dub.

>>31472092
...why fish?

>>31472047

I kinda wish some of the russian pony fans would dick around with us, I'm interested to see their tastes in ponies.

>>31472067
Enserio!?
No vi nada anunciado en ningun lado!!
Necesito verlo para ver que tan gacho van a matar a FiM con esas voces.

>>31472115
Tess likes fishes.

>>31472047
Me imagino que no has estado aqui much tiempo. La mayoria de la gente aqui habla Espanol o son de naciones onde es el lenguaje primario. Hasta Mr. Hate es de Argentina.

>>31472027
fake a seizure and hope they go away

>>31472111

OH PQ YOU SLAY ME

VAMOS TODO EL MUNDO! SONRÍAN SONRÍAN SONRÍAN!

>>31472090
What do you mean...."you people?"

I have
noticed that the "hot spot" in mares is not the clitoris, but about 2-3
inches in on the bottom wall of the vagina just anterior (towards her
head) to the urethral opening -- they respond very favorably to massage
there. It is possible to (gently!) insert your arm into her and slowly
fist her, feeling how beautifully warm, soft and slippery her pussy is (my
mare LOVES this). When they are ready to be bred they will usually be
quite loose inside, and it's possible to reach all the way to the back
wall of the vagina and her cervix. As you stimulate her she will then
begin to slowly clamp down on your arm with her vagina. Move with the
contractions and you will find her squeezing harder and harder as she
approaches orgasm (yes, contrary to some studies I've read, mares DO
experience orgasm, and how!). She will often squeeze with enough force to
push your arm right back out...don't try to jam it back in or you could
injure her...just continue to use your hand to massage the vestibule of
the vagina as she contracts harder and harder. At this point my mare will
usually begin to grunt in time to the contractions (sounds like OOOF!)
until her climax is over, then she will pull away. Maregasm is usually
accompanied by a stream of urine and natural lubricants, so be careful not
to get soaked unless you're also into water sports. *Personal note for the
morbidly curious* I usually work my mare with my hand to the point where
she starts to contract, then climb on up and use my penis to finish the
job...it feels great when they clamp down...they have amazing muscle
control.

>>31472130
I see. I can daw proper now.

daw

Dawwwwwwwwwwwwww

>>31472123
Flutterbitch time?

I MISSED YOU GUYS SO MUCH

Lemme see you smile smile smile!

>>31472047
Anytime someone jokes about Mexico, the thread fills with the Mexican internet defense force
IT HAPPENS EVERY TIME

>>31472027
Use rape prevention magic.

>>31472091
And it makes me oh so sad...

>>31472140
No gracias

>>31472084
> playing vidja
> ignoring the drunk chick with psychiatric problems
> "are you fucking kidding me" faces

GOD they are FANTASTIC BROS.

>>31472140
MUERE MUERE MUERE

>>31472084
>/co/ I have to fart thouper bad!

>>31472106
First thing that came to mind
"Ohmycelestia where are my arms?!"

>>31472092
You are a god among mortal men.

Blue, correct? Do you know the mane color?

>>31472140
You impress me Smile.

>>31472166
Good to see you again nigga.

>>31472088

I went to a hispanic restaurant, and I tried there carne asada. Man, that shit was so fucking good. It had cilantro and was just so succulent and tender. And the original meat that you use for that dish is dry as shit.

Latin cuisine is something else..

>>31472140
SMILe habla español

>>31472144
Meaning you tailless monkeys.

Primates.

Humans.

Man-Animals.

Fuck you.

HEY MLP GENERAL

I NEED PICTURES. PICTURES OF OC PONIES.

>>31472156
Flutterbitch drives my penis to insanity

>>31472144
People like you

Orange.

>>31472084
I'd like to see a semi-serious one about young Luna being shunned by the ponies of a thousand years ago.

>>31472144
GET OVER IT FAGGOT.

>>31472190
He never told us
Improvise

>>31472194
you just made me hungry...

>>31472218
> Chistery pony
> double drunk
... Yeah, I could see that.

>>31472190
I think she said pink or white.

Oh rayos...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnvDw6Nh8zw&feature=related

Todos vamos a morir!

>>31472166
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0

This my jam.

>>31472195
>y usa buena ortografía, ese acento en sonrían

>>31472166
Hey did we win yet?

>>31472244
>she

>>31472238
Alrighty. I shall... uh...

It'll look good. I'll fuck it up just right, guaranteed.

>>31472166
Did you see that update I bamped your way? Pretty spiffy, eh?

>>31472194

Welp, now I want tacos.

>>31472220
I don't have to take this from some stuck up, bleach colored bitch

>You will never Hold a pony's hoof as you drift off to sleep, without doing anything sexual

I'm disgusted with myself too. And I feel bad too.

>>31472156
There's a sequal to this where Fluttershy get revenged upon.

>>31472140
BWAHAHAHA shit negro, no sabía que hablabas español

>>31472194
That how we eat the meat here man.
>mi cara cuando vivo en el mejor lugar para comer carne asada

>>31472220

>>31472218
Quieres fotos de caballitos originales?

Muchos se encuentran aqui:
http://fim.413chan.net/oc/

>Once again rarity begins to have a seizure.
>You are used to it now, but again you are frightened.
"what if she doesn't make it this time, what if this is it"
>These thoughts rush past your mind as you grip her franticly spazzing body.
>And then a thought comes across your mind. >It is so vile, so detestable, and yet you can't make it go away.
"what if I never show her how much i love her"
>you position yourself behind her back and notice the glistening wet tunnel behind her tail
>you slowly enter and feel thousands of follicles grip and move your hard rod
>you hate yourself for this but you are already inside.
>you explode in seconds
>as her seizure decreases you slowly pump into her in the same rhythm
>seconds go by and then you notice it
>shes staring at you with a horrified look, like she is trying to scream but does not have the ability to do so.
>your eyes meet and then you explode again.
>luckily for you she had a stroke and will never be able to tell anyone.

Why is it that when I hear Sweetie Belle's voice, my penis twitches?

>>31472183
No, they're just gay

>>31472299
Mexicali fag here, you wish negro.

>>31472149
Just curious, would this count as "illegal content" for the purposes of reporting?

Hey, have some awesome pony alt art!

>>31472286
You had best check yourself

Before you wreck yourself

>>31472299
Save me from this land of burgers and fries.

But so help me god don't take away my poutine.

>>31472325

so, murricans, enjoying your last few hours of free internet?

>>31472220

OH HELL NO.

ORANGE PONY GENERAL.

>>31472337
Negro por favor!

>>31472166
No sir, I won't smi-
>Posts Best Pony
AND SMILE, SMILE, SMILE IS WHAT I SHALL DO!

>>31472277
Aren't they all? You ignored my previous slathering praise, which I understand.

>mfw it will one day be finished

>>31472270
did you see shuckle's entry?

we got this shit

>>31472325
... I have the most god-awful boner now.

FUCK.

>>31472348
Oooooh, I'm so scared

>>31472368

>>31472098
......get the defroster

>>31472352
You have to travel to mexico and visit me, my friend have a shitload of cows and they sell the best meat to japan.

>>31472348
>>31472286
>>31472220
i fap to this

>>31472338
I reported it.

Also, that art is good. Except ever since I read Noel's drawing guide, I keep trying to find if they used a cat or a dog snout.

>>31472325
>that feel when her vaginal spasms from the seizure and orgasm combined milk you dry and push you over the edge, and you see stars for a few seconds as you explode inside her harder than you ever have in your life

>>31472378
Oh shit stories are up?

Link it to me bro

S2 needs more Pinkie Pie!

>>31472299
Piensa en esto, en Baja California, subiendo la sierra La Rumorosa hay un poblado, en un restaurante llmado "la cabaña del abuelo" ahi venden un platillo llamado "la parrillada del abuelo" es Practicamente Carne Asada, tocino, chorizo, cebollitas, todo servido en su propia grasa cubierto por queso monterrey y a tu lado hay un cocinero que hace tortillas de harina justo cuando se las pidas. ESO es carne asada compañero.

>>31472378
You are going to lose because they talk in skype and shit.

Fluttershy? OK.

So, recap:

1. Return of Harmony 1 - All
2. Return of Harmony 2 - All
3. Lesson Zero - Twilight, Spike
4. Luna Eclipsed - Twilight, some Pinkie
5. Sisterhooves Social - Rarity, AJ
6. Cutie Pox - Apple Bloom
7. Dash getting a pet
8. Dash getting a rival
9. More Rarity
10. Spike

...So that's three short of half the season, and we're looking at pretty much no Fluttershy. Fan-fucking-tastic.

And lest we forget, Big Mac is getting more screentime than ever, and somehow saying less than ever at the same time.

>>31472395

I SEE WHERE THIS THREAD IS GOING
ITS RAINBOW DASH TIME!

>>31472352

Is poutine actually good? I've never had it before and I lurk /ck/ a lot. People just troll back and fourth about it, like how to make chili threads

>>31472414
>posts worst ship

Have a better ship. Yours seems to have sprung a leak.

Colored people suck.

>>31472414
AJ would probably be a bit more toned

Acabo de llegar.

Por qué mierda hay tanto español en este thread?

>>31472414
One day i will have a dom rarity on AJ fic and i will cum buckets.

>>31472325
im just gonna screencap this.. for uhh. stuff.

>>31472461
Por que es Mexico time wey
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfqnulWWxbM

Fluttershy thread

>>31472299
>carne asada
Es genial, pero deberias saber que los tacos de "Montalayo" son lo mejor del mundo.
El mejor lugar para comerlos es en Celaya, deberias darte una vuelta y preguntar por un local de tacos llamados "La prepa", ahi dan los mejores tacos que puedas probar.

Viva México!

>>31472433
They were up like two days ago, get your shit together.
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/2734/-co--Vs.-Ponychan-The-Western-Anthology

>>31472437
I agree with this

>>31472449
Poutine is amazing, get yourself some.

>>31472287
That all depends, I personally live in my imagination about out 60% of the time, other 40% is spent at work or pursuing my cartooning career... off topic, but what I'm getting at is that your imagination can be just as good as real, you just can't let logic, or thinking get in the way.(yeah, totally got a Waifu and still feels damn good mang.)

>>31472378
Nah, man, I don't ignore that delicious praise at all. I print that shit out and post it to my corkboard. I've got layers of motivation caked on this thing.

>>31472440
>You call THAT a penis?

>>31472438
suputamadre
tengo que ir no me chingues

>>31472438
Bueno mi compa yo vivo en Sonora y hay muchos lugares asi ademas de restaurantes secretos donde venden caguama pero esta bien pinche cara.

>>31472451
>Appledash
nope.avi.mp3

>>31472449
It's goddamn delicious is what it is.

There's nothing like knocking back some black lager and noshing savory fries glistening with delicious savory brown gravy, salty juicy goodness with sweet cool nuggets of cheddar.

Twilight thread!

>>31472479
I would fist Fluttershy consensually while paying special attention to her swollen internal clitoris

>>31472166

>Look up my name in the archive search thingamabob
>NTSTS, NTSTS everywhere

>>31472484
But where? Can I just go to KFC and ask for cheese fries with gravy?

>>31472325
>>31472325
>>31472325
No

>>31472451
>Appledash
>better

Lol no.

>>31472437
Yes, yes it does.

>>31472287
I still feel bad for even thinking of this.

>>31472514
ow my triglycerides

Mexicolt thread?
Bueno.

>>31472528
feed my ego, daftykins, you lovable scamp

>>31472537
certain places do it. i won't say it's a special kind of cheese, gravy, or construction... but it kind of is.

just go find somewhere that sells it, eat it, be slightly disappointed but satiated, gain five pounds from one meal, and then find yourself inexplicably drawn back for more

>>31472537
NO, man, NO. You need something more like steak fries to bed down the best kind of brown gravy and support the cheddar or what have you.

Just make some at home if you have to, carve up a block of cheddar, stir up some brown gravy with a packet from the store (and some cracked black pepper) over oven-heated steak fries.

>>31472166
Waiting for someone to draw Pinkie as the Joker and going "Lets put a smile on that face!"

>>31472565
Oh that face!

Also /co/ exploded into DDoS right after I finished the picture here. Made her legs correct I think and colored.

Any draw requests I can do for ya?

>>31472565
puros cabronies aqui

Quickfic prompt from last thread:
>>31471581 prompt: penis
>>31471599 Words Twilight Rarity

Rarity smiled. This was her most brilliant creation yet.

A flowing gown of lace and ribbons, yet functional and aerodynamically shaped so that a pegasus could fly or even hover while wearing it. Her crowning achievement.

For the week.

The bell rang, and by reflex Rarity called out, "Welcome to Carousel Boutique," as she walked around the partition.

Twilight Sparkle gazed around the shop, her eyes glittering. "Wow, Rarity, these dresses are amazing!"

"Aren't they just?" asked Rarity, adjusting her hair, "And we'll all look simply marvelous in them. Oh, but I wish I'd been able to put the bride's dress in white."

Twilight laughed. "I don't think I can even imagine that. She loves the rooster."

Rarity just blinked. Then she stifled a laugh with what could only be called an undignified snort. "Twilight, darling, you'll have plenty of time at the bachelorette party to practice your slang."

A quizzical expression came over her face. "What? Did I say something wrong?"

>>31472447
NO!

>>31472565
Doesnt Mexico have great horses?

>>31472594
RAINBOW DASH BEING RAPED

>>31472583
>Do you know how I got this cutie mark?

>>31472611
they have a high bestiality rate in rural areas, almost as high as Brazil

>>31472565
>mfw when I bought some churros and champurrado an hour ago

>>31472608
where was the penis?

>>31472594
Pinkie accidentally starting the Wonderbolts after a time travel accident and subsequent rocket flight.

>>31472643
>mfw i dont even remember the last time i had some churros

>>31472634
Then Fluttershy breaks in and kicks her in the face, yelling "You're going to LOVE ME!"

>>31472640
At least they aren't the country that produces 90% of the CP of the world, AMERICA FUCK YEAH!

>>31472646
>she loves the rooster

The CMCs are so boring compared to the 6 main ponies.

>>31472451
>implying this isn't the only good ship
>>31472449
its fries with cheese and gravy how can you go wrong?

>>31472583

>>31472640
That....want what I asked.

Not at all

>>31472683
> 90%
Really?

>>31472683
that's Europe

>>31472643
>churros
Sinceramente prefiero las campechanas o los cochinitos, o mejor aun un pan de temporada como rosca de reyes o pan de muerto, esos si son los buenos.

This orange pony thread is seriously lacking in orange ponies.

>>31472571

What did you do while 4clam was down you silly writefag?

Bonsoir pony general~

>>31472691
OH SHI

>>31472646
If you wanted the word "penis" in the body of the text, you should have preceeded it by "Words:". As it is, you gave me the story prompt, an idea or theme which impacts the story in some manner.

>>31471718
>Granny Smith Dies episode

>The entire Apple and Orange family gets together for Granny's funeral, we get to see AJ's parents.
> Celestia and Luna attend the funeral and burial, cue to a letterbox scene with both Princess singing a farewell song to guide Granny's spirit on her journey to the afterlife.
> After the song is over and Granny's soul departs, her body dissolves into mist and causes a surge of vegetal life for miles around, this is explained to be an earth Pony's final gift to the land that nurtured them for so long.
> Celestia acts cold and distant to Twilight and leaves without even greeting her, Luna explains to Twilight that Celestia attends every funeral and says farewell to every dead pony on all Equestria and it makes her remember her own immortality and how she's cursed to see all of her friends and loved ones grow old and die, Granny's funeral made Celestia remember that someday she will have to attend Twilight's funeral as well.
>The episode ends with Spike and Twilight pondering things and Spike realizing that since he's a dragon, he will outlive all of his fiends as well.

>>31472668
Arent they easy to make?

>>31472718
wrote a lot of shit
what about you?

>>31472735
>we get to see AJ's parents.

They are dead jim.

>>31472717

>>31472650

Pinkie Pie, Time Travel and rocketry. Got it

Lesson Zero is the best episode in season 2.. mainly because it focuses on one of the main characters.
We need more of the mane characters and less of the CMCS.

>>31472743

Drawin' n vidya gaemin'

>>31472757
We see them in pony heaven

>>31472451
RariJack is best ship

bitch fight me about it

I would post pictures but due to computer restore I have no pictures

>>31472743
Really? What did you wirte?

>>31472763
WHAT ABOUT THE RAPE?

>>31472735
Why would you write that?
so much want

>>31472770
Well damn, I studied Spanish, drank heavily.

Lo que me gusta no es bueno por mi.

>>31472743

I noticed on Steam that you were playing the non-Steam game "Writing About Ponies."

...did you rename your word processor to "Writing About Ponies," or... what the hell, yo.

>>31472806
>Lo que me gusta no es bueno para mi.

Requests?
I don't draw or write so anything else you can think of I'll try to do!

also skyrim ponies
http://skyrimnexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=295

>>31472741
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSkudgeCkJM

>>31472763
Derpy is the time traveler, as proven in the last episode

Don't know about keeping them from sticking it in once, but this thing assures they won't do it twice.

The anti rape condom

Alguien de aqui es de Monterrey, MX? porque este sabado abra un br0ny meeting, pueden buscar el evento como 1st monterrey br0ny reunion en face (sin el cero claro)....tambien posteando las mejores human ponies

>>31472814
There is a way to play non-steam games on steam.

Many a times my friends have played Doing Your Mom: The Interactive Game

Fuck em.

>>31472837
>brony

Joto.

>>31472797
A huge ass entry for the contest.

And more Flutterlich. I'll finish it some day.

>>31472814
Something like that. You jelly?

>This thread

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3S4dBk4E1g

>>31472837
>Brony
Seras puto

>>31472835
I'm curious
how the hell does that work?

Should they ever include amerindian ponies in the show, they'll probably be those primitive, striped, dog-faced horses.

List of essential episodes MLP has yet to do:
Beach episode, Mindswap episode, Alternate universe episode, Breedswap episode, Multiple conflicting versions of the same story episode(Art shift), Big City episode, Xmas Episode, Secret Admirer episode, Parents visit episode, Valentines day episode, Clipshow episode, Travel inside an X episode, Past never happened episode, Rainbow Dash sleeping episode

>>31472835
Those things are stupid

Do they expect women to keep on in their butts too? Thats just a pain in the ass

>>31472798
Look, our Rape Factory has produced so much rape, it's causing inflation in the Rape Economy.

We should really branch out into consensual sex in the missionary position.

>>31472859
So was yours one of the ones above 10k words?

Remember when I said Rose was nice before?

Well she not only gave me, Rankao, Dr. White, and Goggles some valuable shading advice via realtime tutorial, but she even restarted her stream and did it again for the ones who came in late. And got yelled at for it.

Oh and I got this out of it.

Everything is just swell right now.

One way a woman can prevent a rape is by using a menstrual cup instead of pads. It's basically a cup they stick in their vagina to hold all the menstrual blood up there. If a penis goes inside, it'll spill blood all over their dick. That shit's gross.

>>31472885
Amerindians would be Llamas

>>31472884
The inside part has sharp teeth

>>31472821
If that's wrong, please tell me.

No creo que ella me amó.

>>31472767
Next episode: Scootaloo.

>>31472837
>junta brony
vivo en MTY pero neta no iria a esa mamada

>>31472884
It's called 'rapex'. You see those serrations? They're loosely fitted in. Guy thrusts, he pulls back, they embed and pop out.

So now he's got a dick full of sharp plastic bits, ideally distracting him enough for you to get away.

>>31472869
Didn't we agree that this would be the theme song for a transhumanist movement?

I remember so much

>>31472798
that's why we have >>31472396

>>31472885
they did buffaloos

>>31472884
Inward curving hooks. You'll slide in smooth as silk, but you won't slide out.

>>31472859

Not really, no. If I'm writing about something, I'd rather not tell everyone about it, because that's usually when people start bothering me and asking stupid questions like "GEE PAT WHAT ARE YOU WRITING ABOUT."

Bunch of cunts, always interrupting my concentration.

>>31472892
Well shit I missed it twice. Nuts.

It's recorded though right? Like I can watch it on her livestream later?

>>31472911
did it cause you any lasting damage?

>>31472884
Woman puts it in before she leaves the house.

Guy tries to stick it in, get's his penis full of sharp plastic barbs.

>>31472919
Yeah, but those were Northern Native Americans
, Southern Native Americans follow the mayincatec trope

>>31472911
Nevermind, you know, that he could bleed inside her and expose her to any number of pathogens.

Or, I don't know, murder the woman he was about to casually rape and likely murder -- for destroying his dick.

Fuck this gay earth.

>>31472943
That insensitive bitch.

>>31472887
>implying dry anal isn't extremely painful for both parties

>>31472941
>implying I wouldn't use chloroform and/or check first

>>31472911
>Finger first, search for Rapex
>Find Rapex
>Pull out Rapex
>Invert Rapex
>Commence raping
That is what a gentlemen would do.

>>31472904
>no creo que ella me amó
who? or what were you trying to say?

>>31472837
Hay algunas juntas para mi en Monterey, California. A la mejor atiendo ha uno.

>>31472940
I think she did record the second session.

I'm trying to figure out why people are so nice to me.

>>31472933
I know of someone else that had the same attitude. Made an awesome story.

No one cares about him now though.

>not putting broken glass in your asshole to prevent rape

>>31472960
" I doubt she ever loved me."

>>31472909
No seas amargadito, tu sabes que quieres ir

>>31472892
Shoot, that is far too nice. Most artists would never do that.

>>31472948
then i agree with anon, they'd probably use llamas
also I want to see canadian moose. snails doesn't count as canadian
maybe one of them can be french and therefore smelly and illiterate by default
damn frenchies

>>31472951
Plus the possibility of TSS. She's probably in a BAAAAAD part of town to need one.

lol women r stupid cuz they can get lots of raped

>>31472565
I had my first churro a few weeks ago at a school fair I took the kids to.
It had way too much sugar on it. I was under the impression that it had cinnamon in/on it.
Overall, it was very underwhelming. I would not repeat the experience.

>>31472735
>and Spike realizing that since he's a dragon, he will outlive all of his fiends as well.
And you know what? For all we know about dragons, he probably won't even look any different than he does now when he's outlived the mane cast. He'll be still a poor and little baby struggling to understand the death of his friends and surrogate family.

Dragons take NAPS that last MILLENIA. Spike will probably live for vigintillions of years before reaching late adulthood.

I can never stop imagining elder dragons as ME's Reapers for this reason.

>this thread
>ponies and rape, but not necessarily pony rape

What would you do with your very own personal Fluttershy /co/?

I would put Fluttershy in a full body gimp suit (with only holes for breathing and backdoor access) for 3 months with a padlock keeping it locked up at the back of her neck, and with no showers or taking it off, to make sure she is absolutely as filthy as possible underneath. During that period of time she will consume nothing but gallons of virile semen. Then I would unzip the back just a little bit, and fill it up with gallons of seminal fluid so that every time she walks a swishing noise could be heard. Then I would fill her up on the inside as well, and she would love it like the well bred cum slut she is.

Rape General?

Rape General.

>>31472988
>Dudo que ella me haya amado

Tall ponies?

>>31472982
>not lacing your anus with razors
I could cut cocaine with my ass

>>31473033

>>31473023
It's kind of nice to see them disjointed-
> Raping rarity during an amazing seizure
OH GODDAMN IT.

>>31472447
>it is a beautiful night and rainbow dash is flying through the air.
>the sky is her playground and she is the goddess
>suddenly she feels something hot in her abdomen, and then hears a loud noise
>"thunder...?"
>before she realizes she finds herself tumbling to the ground
>she barely manages to glide into position but as she slams into the ground she breaks her left hoof and she cries out in pain.
>a few moments later she looks at her tummy and sees that the hot feeling is actually a hole where mashmellow blood is slowly pouring out
>as she lays there in fear she notices a figure approaching
>it is nothing like she has seen before. it stands upright on its hind legs and carries a metal stick
>suddenly she is flipper on her stomach and the pain of her belly and arm make her scream out in pain
>she feels ropes being tied around her hooves and she tries to flap her wings in an attempt to get away.... unsuccessfully.
>seconds later she feels something shes never felt before. A hot rod or stick... being droven in between her legs
>she lets out a yelp and begins to feel a pumping motion.
>the combined pain of her broken hoof and the pouring belly makes her slightly dizzy
>however that hot feeling between her hooves.. it feels warm and nice despite seeming so wrong
>moments later she grips her teeth and releases out a pant as her loin area feels with warmth
>suddenly she feels a blade go across her throat and she passes out

>>31473013
That ain't a churro, man. That's called a Chabolito. It's like a churro but without the cinnamon and they're usually a bit crisper.

>>31473033
>You will never be able to bowl against Allie Way

>>31473033
>long legs
hhnng that's my fetish, but on ponies that's different

>>31473033
Does she like pudding?

>>31473032
It requires the present subjunctive?

Thanks!

>>31473033
>Not poker chips
why is everyone so fucking blind

GUYS GUYS
WHAT ABOUT SPANISH RAPE?
HOLAAAAAAAA

>>31473033
I kinda think that if these newer models existed before S2, that's how Fluttershy would look. Tall and thin

>>31473028
I would pull her mane to slide her ass back into me like a lever

>>31472951

If open carry was legal, women wouldn't have to bother with gimmicky shit like this. If there's someone out there stupid enough to see a woman carrying a firearm and try to rape them anyway, I'd say they're at the point where they deserve to die.

Social Darwinism at work, really.

>>31473079
Mexican-speak is ear rape.

>>31473033
Can someone explain what that cutie mark is and why it's branded this adorable pony with the worst name ever conceived by man?

>>31473088
>open carry

>>31473091
it hurts my eyes just glistening over the gooble gobble these cactus niggers are posting

>>31472951
Yeah, it's pretty crappy. There are some older designs that have things like a hypodermic filled with knockout poison, or a razor blade, but those were deemed inhumane or something.

>>31473067
>present subjunctive
is that how it's called? shit man i dont even know how are the grammar rules called, i just speak it haha, but yeah that'd be one of the most correct translations

No se si sentirme aliviada de los hombres en mexico por fin están dejando el machismo... o reírme en su cara por gustarles una caricatura de niñas

>>31473079
MUERTOS

>>31473091
Estas enojado gringo?

>>31473070
...Since when have they ever been poker chips?

Why would a bowling-themed character have poker themed design elements?

Look at the brown pony next to her--same cutie mark, totally not poker chips.

>>31473051
>rape
>rainbow dash
me gusta.

>>31473099
What's wrong with Allie Way? Don't tell me they stuck a retarded name on her...

>>31473138
si

>>31473028
I would buy a cage and go to the pet store to get her some bunnies to take care of.

>>31473124
No, las mujeres siguen siendo solo para el sexo y tener hijos, acomstumbrate mijo

>>31473124
una mexicana?
en 4chan?
en /co/?
en un MLPG?!

>>31473137
That pony's sexy.

>>31473028
I'd marry her.
>F-f-f-f-Forever Aloooone!

>>31473137
forgive me, but what IS her mark anyway?

>>31473145
It strikes me as unimaginative and bland.

Also, again, still no idea what that cutie mark is. is it bowling related? I cannot into bowling.

>>31473099
It's a mod design. That kind of curvy/straight stuff was all over the place in 60's and 70's art design, and got plastered all over the suburbs' bowling allies.

>Finish work
>4chan finally up and running
sweet

>>31473109
I hear ya, bro. Goddamn worthless, filthy, fucking jumping bean wetback pieces of shit.

Why is MLP general so misogynist?

Women are our equals, men.

>>31473155
and thus started the fapfics
the end

>>31473156
that's one sexy Fluttershy

>>31473182
DRAW AND SPEAK
WARBLGABL

>>31473088
>Open carry
>carry a gun to make yourself feel safe against all the other people carrying guns to make themselves feel safe
>everyone is carrying a gun in public
>implying this is safe

>>31473051
>>31473051
Continue

>>31473175
It looks like a 50s decorative design style. Common on countertops and wallpaper during the 50s and early 60s.

>>31473124
>por fin están dejando el machismo...
>México
La última vez que mire las noticias, habían violado y decapitado 15 mujeres en poco más de un día.

>>31473183
> real actual racism
> on 4chan

Jesus, go to /int/ for Christ's sakes.

>>31473051
keep going

>>31473106

Because you're more likely to be robbed in a society where everyone is carrying a gun than you are in a society where only the criminal has a gun.

Oh wait, no you aren't.

>>31473175
>>31473178
Stylized star bursts you typically see all over the place in bowling allies in the US.

>>31473184
lol women r silly and 4 sex only

>>31473099
The cutie mark doesn't have anything to do with the name. They're apparently art deco...things.

She's generally referred to as Allie Way, which I think is supposed to be a pun, or play on words.

I saw a better name for her, but forgot it. I call her Lanky Longlegs because it amuses me.

>>31473197
That's it? And they named her after a bowling alley?

All of my disappoint.
I think she has a cool design but that name is so dumb it hurts me

>>31473184
that image screams an especially pathetic kind of forever alone

>>31473204
WHAT IF MY DICK ORBITS YOUR GUN?

>>31473189
I know bro, so much want it fucking hurts.

>>31473184
NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN

>If this thread has so much rape, can I invite Slaneesh, or is it already here in the form of Deaf?

>>31473204
That's an issue with proper policing, nothing else.

>>31473153
/co/ tiene la mayor cantidad de mujeres en 4chan y este tread esta lleno de mexifags no se que te sorprende

>>31473051
are you writing pony guro fanfiction?
please keep going i haven't gotten this hard from a pony thread in forever

>>31473222
Call her whatever you like. Fandom naming is a stupid concept anyway. If I want to call that grey pegasus pony with wonky eyes, EYE WONK, I will, and people will know what I mean.

>mfw my legs are twice as long as my torso

>>31473190
If people want me to, sure.

>>31473191
>everyone is aware that anyone there can kill them easily
>nobody makes trouble unless somebody else makes trouble
>only a dedicated armed force with lots of armor would feel safe pulling shit there

>>31473222
WELL WE CANT ALL BE FULL OF CONSONANTS

>>31473229
KIND OF LIKE THIS THREAD HUH

>>31473088

"If" Open Carry were legal? What shit country state do you live in? Open Carry IS legal here. I think it keeps the nogunz faggots away too.

>>31473201
Y a quien carajo le importa?

>>31473218
idk i like allie way.

>>31473204
in a society where everyone is carrying a gun you're more likely to be shot by people who think you are a criminal than to be shot by an actual criminal

>>31473195
>>31473203
>>31473248
I don't know, i've never written anything before (well that rarity thing above). I'm trying to think of something.

>>31473222
Deal with it. We all agreed on it.

>>31473252
>MFW I have a long torso and short legs, and people called me Sid because I looked like that sloth Sid from Ice Age.

>>31473253
draw anything lately? You should upload all your new art to your FiMchan thread.

>>31473287
>needs help thinking of guro stories
OH BOY
DO I HAVE A PARTNERSHIP FOR YOU

>>31473252
thats mfw i realized my arms are longer then my legs.

Fuera del tema pero me dio mucha risa
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R342N9dH7bE&feature=relmfu

> Mexican thread

We need an episode where Big Macintosh joins a group of LUCHADORES to earn money to fix the Apple home and enjoys Lucha so much that he signs up for the pro leagues. Atangana!
He gets his ass handed to him by the veteran Luchadores.

>>31473222
So what would you call her instead?

I've heard:

Allie Way
Penny Lanes
Lapis Shores (?)
Something else


...

Christina?

>feel
>can't post feel here, hated
>can't post feel on /soc/, solves nothing
>no where to feel proper
>feel is irrelevant
>will never stop feel
>go about life as a pleb

>>31473253
SPEAK LIKE RAINBOW DASH
THEN DRAW HER
THEN BE HER

>>31473251
I like to call squiggletail epileptic flash sometimes

>>31473316
She looks like a Christina.

>not carrying a sharpened screwdriver around in your glove compartment

casuals

>>31473309
>Negas
jaja pense que habias puesto el de "gringos see us like this"

>>31473201
Estan viendo caricaturas que hasta las mujeres encuentran cursis eso o esto esta lleno de putos

>>31473259
>assuming people never make mistakes ever
>or mishandle their gun
>because these two things have never happened before

>>31473295
Allie?

Why not have her fall in love with the classiest girl in town, one who'd never be seen in a 'tawdry smoke-filled bowling parlour that reeks of fried cheese sticks and desperation'?

>>31473316
I still don't get the fandom idea of her, it just appeared out of nor where personally.

>>31473287
More soft guro.

Expand on your Rainbow Dash story.

>>31473316
super lol penis

>>31473253
Draw ponies!

>>31473316
Obviously apparent from my own moniker, i can't into names.

But that one frustrates me beyond reason. I don't even know why, it just seems so... uncreative. Stupid.

I want to love that pony, but the name has ruined her for me forever

>>31473271

Tennessee.

You would think that of all the states, we would be one of the few that adopts open carry policies, but you would be wrong unfortunately.

>>31473349
what 'fandom idea'

Its a name

>>31472149

>>31473287
kill her! slowly! and make her cry!

>>31472854
>>31472877
Soy niña

>>31473301
I've done some very messy scribbles in Sai to practice with my tablet some more. I completely forgot I even had a thread there.
>>31473321
I've only ever drawn her. I doubt I could even remotely sound like her.

>>31473051
no seriously what the fuck. why am i finding the though of rape appealing. i am so dissapointed in myself right now.

>>31473239
When we delegate our personal safety to someone else, we must be near them at all times to take advantage of their ability to keep us safe. We must also trust them with our lives. Do you trust the police, anon?

It is my human right to defend myself, my family, and my property against anyone that threatens it.

>>31473280

>no source

Read some actual, cited research on firearms in society and their relationship on safety and come back. (Hint, NOT by the Brady Campaign)

There's nothing else to discuss with you right now. I've tried too many times with assholes in real life.

>>31473369
I heard something with Scratch as sisters or something

>>31473347
Because Rarity is already with AJ.

>>31473366
Quit being so autistic, NTSTS. You don't NOT go out with the hottest girl in school because her name is Haggitha, do you?

>>31473184
No they're not! They are conniving, controlling and inferior in every way.

Only ponies are our true equals, and occasionally, superiors

>>31473376
entonces eres una pinche anormal, aun peor que nosotros.

>>31473345

Drunk drivers occasionally cause accidents, let's take vehicles away from everyone.

>>31473338
>Implicando que la opinión de las mujeres cuenta para nada.
Las ponies son más coherentes y cuerdas de lo que son 9 de cada 10 mujeres.

>>31473376
Nice lies.

>>31473386
protecting your property =/= carrying a gun at all times

>>31473393
I'm not saying it would be requited.

>>31473408
>IMPLICANDO
>IMPLICANDO
>IMPLYING IN SPANISH

>>31473379
I BELIEVE IN YOU

>>31473383
It's because you're getting off on the idea of another thing's life being held in your hands.
There is no more visceral method of control than excising it on something weaker than you.

cupcakes fails at being arousing for this reason because the descriptions are so effasive, but if you take the cliche away from the core conceit it becomes a hugely appealing concept. I've had so many fantasies about tying ponies down and cutting their skin off of their bodies before burying my face in their exposed musculature and bloody wounds i can't even count them anymore

>implying it's morally justifiable to murder someone over personal property

If you shoot someone stealing your TV, you are a murderer, there is no excuse for this.

>>31473389
>I tried and then I shot them because the only thing in life I can trust are the bullets in my pistol which I keep under my pillow at night

>>31473404
>let's take vehicles away from everyone.
>not the alcohol
Shut up, Al Capone. You're dead.

>>31473252
>mfw my torso is twice as long as my legs

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

>>31473338
No seras la morrilla que vendio su virginidad por un boleto para ver a Justin Bieber, seras?

GUYS I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT SHITY HYPOTHETIAL QUESTION TO ASK YOU ALL

if you were somehow magically transported to Equestria, would you steal pony christmas

Nacho, burrito esse mexico si.

>>31473376
No pero enserio, a que fregados vas, eso si es raro.

>>31473440
In Texas if their in my house, yes I can.

>>31473370
imagine how those muscle contractions would feel

>>31473401
de hecho yo veo un poquito mas normal que a una vieja le guste MLP que a nosotros

>>31473424
Hmm, have AJ kick her ass because she is flirting with her girl.

>>31473454
IF BY STEAL YOU MEAN BRUTALLY RAPE ALL THE INHABITANTS THEN YES
YES I WOULD
A LOT

>>31473454
yes. ABSOLUTELY

Why is everyone speaking Japanese?

>>31473404
>implying banning public carry is the same thing as banning gun ownership

>>31473366

>Hating a pony because of its name

Phillip, that's not how you into social.

>>31473396
I wouldn't even want to go out with the hottest girl in school.

That aside, if this was a person with a real personality I could learn to appreciate, her name would be immaterial. But it's a cartoon pony who I can only appreciate on the basis of her appearance and brief inclusion in the show... and now her name. Standards gotta change.

it's not the end of the world or anything i just wish she had a better name

>>31473462

The fuck...were you guys hanging out in /k/ a few days ago? We just had this discussion. It was brought up by some nigger getting killed while trying to steal a jetski in Florida.

Kid blew his ass away with a shotgun. Justified. I agree.

>>31473446
let's have fast and brutal anonymous anal sex

>>31473494
Why do they call her OPPP

>>31473454
I would become pony Santa Clause.

'Course, that will just be an excuse for me to go around breaking into houses.

>>31473439
aaaand I'm out.

>>31473462
Texas is a shitty state and you deserve to be shot for living there

>>31473414
But I always carry myself with me wherever I go. And my gun is my property too.

Orale cabrones, quien ha escuchado a esta huerca?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aU1ttlpoVoE&feature=related

>>31473514
She is OPSP now

>>31473366
You're allowed to come up with a different name for her, you know. For yourself.

That's what I'm doing. I mean, I still hear "Ditzy Doo" tossed around in regards to Derpy Hooves, and it's not like the fandom has any real power over anything anyways.

is anybody in this thread even in a relationshit?

>>31473510
It's an abbreviation of Overly Protective Parent pony, which was her original fan name from Bridal Gossip.

>>31473440

If they break into my house, they have deemed their life worthy of risking for my possessions. That was their choice to make, and if they make it while breaking into my house, they have made the wrong choice.

The scary part about all the Spanish in this thread
I understand what's going on, your conversation is not a secreat! Granted I can't recognize some things, but it's amusing that I can read the majority of what is being said.

>Mexicans and guntalk general

fuck you guys

>>31473514
because she pulled a young pony into her house in bridle gossip during the zecora freak out thing

>>31473454

I would steal all the Christmas.

>>31473536
But she have a sister and a kid, they are not the same poni.

>>31473454
Yes

Applebloom would be little Cindy Lou Who

>>31473514
Because they're too autistic to call her Berry Punch, because it happens to be from a fanfiction.

>>31473439
> that feel when you want desperately to spurt in a fertile curvy woman
> that feel when you know you could just take off the condom halfway through when she's tied up to her fourposter
> the knowledge you'd just cum harder if you saw the hot terror in her eyes

>>31473195
>>31473195
>>31473248
alright il probably post it in the next general since theres 19 images left here.

>>31473540
I like to call her Bright Eyes.

>>31473535
MI DIABETES

>>31473562
give me your address and a plane ticket to your backwards country so i can stab you in the mouth

>>31473554
Killing someone for stealing material goods won't erase the fact that you're a cowardly human being with a ratty face and selfish personality.

>>31473557
bien por ti

harvested a ton of doodle or die shit today

>>31473554
>they came into my house
>I AM NOW JUDGE DREDD AND MY WILL IS LAW
lol

>>31473560
And rape!

Dont forget the rape!

>>31473492
>Mfw

Don't feel bad. My name is awful, too.

>>31473554
>implying you wouldnt run away from a potted plant whilst clutching your defenseless penis
CURB YOUR MADNESS PATRICK

>>31473591