>>31469847
>shipping
Go back to EqD

Sure.

Here's my favorite.

Epileptic Rarity

http://explicit.ponyfictionarchive.net/viewstory.php?sid=456&warning=9

No sex. Just graphic.

TwiShy I suppose

>>31469847

Do we ever see any meat in the show? I mean like steaks or hamburgers.. non-vegetarian food

I can't recall, I know that we've seen Pinkie eating milkshakes and sweets and what not.

>>31469847

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYVz9KezlVs

>4chan down
So this is what co will be like when ponies are gone and forgotten. huh..

Doctor Whooves x Detrpy Hooves

>>31469847

>implying Lyra and Bon Bon aren't...

JUST FRIENDS

>>31469898
In the phoenix episode AJ jave a ham sandwich.

Megaderp!

>>31469910
NO!

>>31469896
Hey, it's better than
> OC SHIPPING

>>31469920
>jave

Derp... Have.

Master ship, all others can go home.

>>31469847

COME ON EVERYPONI SMILE SMILE SMILE!

>>31469920
I thought it was just a LOT of pickled ginger.

>>31469896

>>31469947

>>31468860

Someone wanted this?

>>31469920

Was it? Can't remember

>>31469908
It's a terrible place, I will agree.

>>31469946
DON'T SEND ME YOUR BS FUCKER!

>>31469975
Go and watch the episode

>>31469959
We will never know.

>>31469972
http://pastebin.com/cyzme5qQ

>>31469930
YES

Shipping?

This is the true best ship, and anyone who disagrees is a faggot.

>>31469933

>>31469898
>Hot dog eating contest

inb4 some vegan fucker says it's tofu

>>31470005
I will buy all your muffins Derpy!

>>31469947

>>31470003
I said NO!

>>31470003
>>31469930
WHEEEEEEE

>>31470026
It's to-HUMAN FLESH

>>31470049
I want a fic about humans fighting pone, at the end they all die.

>>31470026
The hotdogs are probably made from pony parts.

>>31470044
I SAID YES

>>31469923
fuck your Megaderp! Dashscream in this bitch!

Weaver, how big is your zebra's dick? This is a real question. Please respond.

>>31470049

IT'S PONIES.

SOILENT HOTDOGS ARE PONIESSSSSSSSSS.

>>31470011
> The only acceptable thing to ship

>>31470076
Nigga you crazy Dash kill him.

>>31470039
You know what?

but smile before die

>>31470076
I support this ship.

>you will never have passionate sex with your pony waifu as you both reach a mindblowing climax at the same time, and bask together in each other's arms in the afterglow

>>31470075
and I said NO!

>>31470109

>>31470073
>>31470073
>>31470073

>>31469985
Why you mad at me?

>>31470109
But I can sure as hell draw it

Also, a color requested by ponychan. Thought you might be interested in it

>>31470117
and I said YES

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYVz9KezlVs

>>31470117
Jack pony: "I just ... you have NO IDEA what's going through my mind right now."

>>31470086
oh she "kill" him alright

← best ship

>>31470143
Indeed, I always enjoy thinking about concepts like these deeply.

>>31470109

>>31470109
That's why I love being a lucid dreamer. I tend to be a wanker about it.

>>31470143
and an asian version

>>31470181

>>31470147
I posted that already:
>>31469903

>>31470181
Feels good man.

well since we're posting fav ships

>>31470204
>proud to be a mexican
ahahahhahahahah.

die die etc

>>31470137
I-I don't know I just...I just thought you're going to send me the Battleships and...I don't like them

Mix a battleship with a luxury/sports cruiser, and I think you'd end up with something like this.

Best ship.

>>31470129
He said "Horse Weiner"

>>31470202
and latino

>>31470227
What about the Normandy?

>>31470182
How do you deal with ruining your sheets all the time?

>>31470147
ahahahah.

>>31470204
Dammit man i was about to post that pic

>>31470220
Better than being from Amerilardia

>>31470227
Is it called the SS Mary Sue?

>>31470251
Not that guy, but ... Jesus, who ever said wet dreams were compulsory?

23 years and not a single one, nor a fuck given.

>>31470239
what about cauc-asio-Latin?

A full grown stallion's cock, when fully erect, will measure some two to
three feet long. It can be three to six inches thick at the base, to about
two inches thick at the head. Horses are somewhat different from other
animals in the way their cock head works. When a horse is fully erect and
excited and ready to mount, his cock head is somewhat pointed and not as
thick as might be normally observed. This is to facilitate an easier
entry into the mare. After the horse has entered and reaches a climax the
head swells (though it is more spongy then hard) into a fist sized mass as
he ejaculates. It is thought that this serves as a plug to force the
semen deep into the mare rather then allowing it to leak out. A full grown
stallion can ejaculate about one cup ( 8 ounces ) of semen. It will take
quite a few spurts to accomplish this. Each time his tail will raise and
lower in a brief flick. The first few jets are of a thin to average
consistency of cum. The final few jets are of a thick gelatinous
substance... it is thought that this serves to "seal" the mares pussy so
that the semen has time to do it's thing before leaking out. Horse semen
is extremely viscous, if you touch your finger to a pool of it you can draw
a thin string of it five to six feet long! Horse cum has a nice flat taste
to it...not at all bitter like man's cum. You can easily drink cups of it
with no discomfort.

>>31470270

>>31470181
>mfw i am

>>31470277
The fuck!

>>31469933

Drunk pony best pony

>>31470227
>battleship with a luxury/sports cruiser
What purpose would this even serve?

>>31469991

I watched it. It doesn't look like a ham sandwich

>>31470204
the fuck?

>>31470239
>>31470202
>>31470143
>gives a shit about skin deep differences
What the fuck, who cares about skin colo-
>humans
Oh never mind, continue wasting away malice.

>>31470277
fuck that, have a black one

>>31470251
The pros outweigh the cons.

>>31470290
Well I only have one thing to say to you

My lawn looks wonderful. Keep up the good work.

>>31470273
Sadly, its name is merely SS Glass Cannon.

So yeah, a few threads ago I suggested a /co/-exclusive pony group on Steam. Anyone besides Trollestia have any thoughts on that? Like, who would run it, how we would run it, etc.

I'd like to have a Steam group to associate you guys with that isn't bronies, bronies everywhere.

>>31470251
Wash them?

daily dose


www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4

>>31470330
i knew the piss would do the trick

>>31470297
Drunk pony is absolute shit-tier pony.

>>31470330
Mexicans landscape, and Puerto Ricans sell heroin, they both have their uses

>>31470330
meh, don't you have any other stereotype besides the lawn/lazy mexican?

>>31470345
what kind of super duty bleach do you use?

>>31470281
>taste
and that was the point where my intellectual curiosity checked out and i stopped reading. i wish it had been closer to the top.

So while we were away I decided to pay my first visit to ponychan. All I had to really go on was what /co/ says, but I figured it was all bullshit. this post was the first post I made, in response to someone asking for pony pictures for a class project he was doing.

>>31470364
Mexicans are better dealers.

hey guys
i really missed you all
but now i am happy again

What if Applebloom was adopted?

>>31470297
I would let Twist give me a sloppy drunk blowjob and lisp all over the head of my cock

>>31470369
Just regular detergent. Why? Have you never had sex in your bed before?

>>31470366
Well my lawn really does look great. It's half an acre and they only charge me $150 a month.

>>31470303
dirty brownskins trying to taint the best pony just like they tainted the entire Western world. seriously that pic is more insulting than the constant fat jokes

Why is Rose so nice?

>>31470397
... Some days I miss that.

>>31470391
but that'd be Scootaloo

>>31470366
>Amerifats
>creative
Yeah...no

>>31470403
Oh we have a new fanon!
Hello N4cho.

>>31470384
wtf browser is that son?

>>31470384
Well, there you go.

>>31469974
Is that guy even here anymore?

>Shipping thread
>Without me
>2011
What are you doing OP?

>>31470415
Because if she wasn't, she would be mean.

>>31470389
Mexicans are more businesslike, but their English isn't as good, Puerto Ricans always say they've got the best dope in the city, and they're usually unreliable because they're users themselves

>>31470400
even when I was jerking off in my bed as an early teen I saw that the stains didn't come out without a lot of bleach.The question now is have you?

>>31470415
Because she is a pony and im for real.

>rape

>>31470391
>Applebloom learns to fly before Scootaloo.
Those gifts of wings sure are wasted there.

>>31470342

I have a group up already with over 300 people in it, mostly comprised of you guys and some of /b/. No, if very little ponychan and no rules enforced.

http://steamcommunity.com/groups/mylittleponyfim

>>31470451
what ships do you like?

What if Pony was a gril?

>>31470445
Maxthon.

>>31470450
draw like, a grid
of all the ponies
with all the other ponies hairstyles
just the mane 6

you know you want to~

>>31470455
The fuck kind of spunk do you produce? Universal acid? Jesus Christ, man, get a balanced diet or something.

>>31470400
>Have you never had sex in your bed before

oh you

>>31470445
It looks like Chrome

>>31470455

Kinda dodging the question there, anon. Do you not have sex in bed because you're worried about the sheets?

>>31470455
Condom kept it in pretty well. Also dark-colored sheets.

>>31470477

>/b/

>>31470464
>>31470464
=Rarity's Generous Plan=
(Serial rape! Some bondage.)
Prologue + Part 1, Fluttershy: pastebin.com/FzTcb1Zv
Part 2, Applejack: pastebin.com/NiLgYUMz
Part 3, Pinkie Pie: pastebin.com/smyZxt2z
Part 4, Twilight Sparkle: pastebin.com/yBvFZbW5
Part 5, Rainbow Dash + Epilogue: pastebin.com/1hyxB738

One-Offs

Whip Until Frothy (Mr and Mrs Cake, light, suggestive but not explicit): hYRjujTi

Night at the Palace (Snails and Celestia, no sex): 7t29kStC

RagingSemi's work:

Chief Thunderhooves rapes Sweetie Belle:
docs.google.com/document/d/1dxMIFXuQGXJ10IhBcTD9Rt3-KUQIng4BedazFa2EIbM/edit?hl=en_US

Royal Guards gang rape Zecora:
docs.google.com/document/d/1YjKqS1eSVjZn5svHAcVPwrHB8d3LZE0m1VdvXL395Po/edit?hl=en_US

Prince Blueblood rapes Little Strongheart:
docs.google.com/document/d/1dWF9cb_ZHxYseBEOx_0BjLVIEU-EJwVOG2wXZi7KfZI/edit?hl=en_US

Sheriff Silverstar rapes Spitfire:
http://explicit.ponyfictionarchive.net/viewstory.php?sid=393&chapter=4

A Diamond Dog rapes Cheerilee:
http://explicit.ponyfictionarchive.net/viewstory.php?sid=393&textsize=0&chapter=5

Lrya, Bon-Bon, and their daughter Tootsie Flute are raped by Big Mac, Mr. Cake, and Snip n Snails:
http://explicit.ponyfictionarchive.net/viewstory.php?sid=393&textsize=0&chapter=6

A giant squid rapes Scratch:
http://explicit.ponyfictionarchive.net/viewstory.php?sid=393&textsize=0&chapter=7

http://pastebin.com/cyzme5qQ

>>31470403
funfact: Mexico and all south america are part of the western world

>>31470451
well cum on in and post you're best ships silly!

>>31470506
Im not that anon but i dont like sex in my own bed.

>>31470354

FUCK YOU, I WILL USE CANTERLOT'S TRADITIONAL TONE TO DEMAND A DON RAMÓN PONY.
HIS CUTIE MARK IS A ROCK WITH A HEART OF GOLD INSIDE.

>jizzing on your sheets

what is wrong with you savages, your mom sees that when she does the wash

>>31470514

It's not as bad as it seems. Have you seen the main group with like 17k people?

>>31470400
> that feel when it's a really small bed and you, being the gentleman that you are, have selflessly volunteered to sleep on the rapidly chilling pool of bodily fluids

>>31470464

Mexico awwyeah!

fav ship atm

>>31470541
oh god jizzing in the sheets. I FUCKING SLEEP IN THAT DAMN'T. I don't want my man-gravy in my bed.

>>31470535
Someone has to do it

>>31470384
i considered going there, and then i thought "what is this sharp pain in my balls?"

apparently my right hand spontaneously punched my nuts in order to rouse me from whatever delirium I had been overcome with.

>shipping background ponies
>shipping main ponies
>shipping ponies
>shipping

>>31470487
What if a girl... was PONY?

>>31470541
See, now, this is sort of where I'm led to believe this whole argument is coming from.

>>31470506
well if you MUST know, I've yet to christen this bed. But apparently no one here has ever taken a black light to their sheets.

>>31470355

hahahaha nope!

>>31470564
>that feel when your boxers stick to you, and your pee splits in half because of the dried semen in your dickhole

GUYS
I REALLY WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH A PONY NOW
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO HELL?

>No good ships posted yet

LOOKS LIKE IT'S UP TO ME

>>31470493
But
But I suck at this. It'd come out terribly.

>>31470482
Adorable ones. All of them, conflicting or not.
Also: Twixie is pretty high up just because of the name (and the hilarity); Pinkie/Dash is high because of the art, etc.

...Do I have any PinkieDash art? Hm...

>>31470477

Well alright, this actually looks pretty decent. Of course, now I have to deliberate over whether or not to join, since I have real life friends added on Steam and they're all aware of the pony fanbase.

>>31469847
Oh, but seriously guys.

Don't ever post that image again. Just...just fucking don't.

It's so fucking adorable that it makes everything else look fucking disgusting in comparison. No matter what I look at now, will just look terrible. Because I've alread seen the fucking cutest thing in that will ever exist.

I must scrub it from my memory.

>>31469923
behold! Galvader-.....ok never mind

>You will never mindrape you into acting like a fly-eating frog

>>31470281

Something tells me this isn't the first time this was posted in a general.

>>31470595
all of my vomit

ApplejackXApples is best ship because it is canon

>>31470587
I just jizz on my thigh, then take a shower. My robes white, so non the wiser.

>>31470579
What if the Earth orbits the Sun?

>>31470455
after a long enough time period the sheet will be one color again.

>>31470415
Because she's the opposite of me. And I am in love with her.

>>31470384
I actually don't see the problem with this. Sure, it probably won't get you instabanned, but posting like that anywhere outside of 4chan is generally considered poor etiquette.

>>31470445
Maxthon. Middle-right.

>>31470635
What if Women had rights?

>>31470603
have some of this to start then

>>31470601

Draw SOMETHING Doc.

also stream it.

i'm bored.

>>31470635
what if your Sweetie Belle orbits my dick?

>>31470597

Take riding lessons at a stable, and volunteer to help out, then maybe get a temp job helping out around the stable, and come back at night for loving when the horses know you enough to not kick you in the face

>Chief Thunderhooves rapes Sweetie Belle

There is no number large enough to record the amount of fucks within my brain.

>>31470606

Oh god, fuck no. If anything man, keep your real life shit separated with a fine line from your internet shenanigans.

Thankfully I don't have any real life buddies on my steam account.

>>31470556
>awwyeah!
>Not AJUA!

BEHOLD, TERRIBLE DRAWING WITH NO BACKGROUND AND A DUMB CONCEPT.

It's a Shadow Over Innsmouth parody silly fillies.OHGODWHATSWRONGWITHPINKIESFACE.

>>31470667
it's scary how much you just thought that out

>>31470654
*middle-left

>>31470650
Get the fuck away from mai waifu bitch!

>>31470654
What is the gold chrome logo supposed to be?

>>31470630
but then the semen turns to superglue in the shower and turns into a gelatinous blob of hair and semen mixed together near the drain

>>31470600
my penis is very happy about this prospect

>>31470589
Why bother? Every time I inhale, I inhale thousands of shit particles simply by rote of living in a populated part of the world.

>>31470468
Scootaloo actually can fly.

In Cutiepox when Rarity puts that hat on Applebloom Scootaloo can be seen flying.

>>31470676

>>31470384
be nice, he has aspergers

FAUST THREAD
POST SOME SEXY REDHEAD ANIMATOR

>>31470664
You will be a happy man.

>Favorite ships
rarijack, comin atcha!

>>31470654
But Maxthon is best browser, just like AJ is best pony

>>31470684
I like the concept. I like the source material. I wouldn't have known, though, if you hadn't said it.

>>31470685
The simple pleasures of a hormonal youth spent in close access to horses

>>31470673
This is indeed a fine piece of pony devil ass.

>>31470718
Wasn't about hygiene. Just seemed that most posters didn't realize the evidence they leave behind.

>>31470650
Dude, she's streaming.

And giving me a shading lesson.

And she recommended another cool book I need to get.

I'm just ecstatic right now.

>>31470729
DONT YOU DARE YOU FUCKING NIGGERS

>>31470673

>>31470761
Link that shit nigga!

>>31470617
she likes Animated Megatron, haven't seen her with Prime's or the others, maybe she thinks Galvatron isn't Megs?

Viva Mexi/co/lts.

>>31470729

>>31470729
how about we just talk about the show and praise the animator on her brains and not her beauty.

>>31470403
Actually I was talking about the use of my country flag with a Cartoon character that is not even aired in it...

Postan the best ship.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wpREGuMb1c

http://www.ghanaweb.com/GhanaHomePage/health/artikel.php?ID=223624

Oh Google News, you so crazy

>>31470771
Why will Rarity pimp her own sister?

>>31470772
http://www.fimfiction.net/drawfriendstreams/

HAS ANYONE IN THIS THREAD EVER HAD SEX?
BECAUSE I NEED ADVICE
ON HOW TO SEX A PONY

>Oh god ohhhaauughagh

Man, Romance Reports is awesome...

>>31470707
Chrome Canary build. It's like Nightly for Chrome, ie. bleeding-edge.

Got bored while 4chan was down and wrote a pony poem.

Wind howls
Twigs crack
Into the woods
No turning back
Light fades
Night falls
One foot forward
We heed the call

To be lost and Everfree
Oh that’s the life for me.

What’s that hiding
‘round the bend?
Watch your step or
Meet your end.
Adventure waits
In forest deep
Where ghosts and goblins
Quietly creep

To be lost and Everfree
Oh that’s the life for me.

We’ll build a house
High in the trees
A place to live
With a gentle breeze
Far below
Excitement waits
The traps are set
With us the bait

To be lost and Everfree
Oh that’s the life for me

>>31470557

>School Uniform
>Rainbow Dash late to school, flying with a piece of toast in her mouth.

>>31470800
That video es canon evidence.

>>31470756
Leave behind for who? It's not like anybody else is going to see my sheets at all, let alone put a blacklight to them.

>>31470790

What if we did both?

But really though I need some faust pictures for a new steam avatar.

>>31470661

HAHA, YOU GOT ME AGAIN DR.WHITE

sometimes i think about murdering you

>>31470829
They’ll come prowling
Monster and beast
We’ll string them all up
For a big tasty feast
With tables filled
By delicacies rare
Many will come
To sample our fare

To be lost and Everfree
Oh that’s the life for me

There’d be a party
With plenty to eat
Cockatrice Pie
And Manticore Meat
Sleeping all day
Dancing all night
The forest would shake
With our joyous might

To be lost and Everfree
That’s the life for me.

And when we are done
And ready to go
We’ll ride from our kingdom
With stories in tow
Tales of creatures
The beasts that we’ve slain
Of treasures discovered
Of all that we gained.

To be lost and Everfree
Oh that’s the life for me.
Yes, that’s the life for me.

>>31470745

I always imagine Pinkie doing her own version of this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tTHn2tHhcI

>>31470802
>implying that'd stop them

>>31470683
No empiezes por que nos comemos la discusion con puro español.
Y claudia motta nos va a matar a todos!!!!

Oh holy christ, I'm so glad to have some pone talk back. I was starting to get equine discussion withdrawals.

Also, best pone.

Is it wrong that I want to see a picture of Rarity kissing Applejack's pregnant belly?

>>31470816
OKAY, FIRST. YOU WHIP IT OUT.
THEN. LSITEN HERE, NIGGER. THIS SHIT IS IMPORTANT.
YOU. PUT. YOUR. DICK.
INTO.
STILL FOLLOWING? YOU STICK.
YOUR PENIS.
INTO.
THE HOLE.

>>31470729

Holy shit I never knew Faust made a cameo appearance in Fosters

Also i'm streaming Spongebob, the first seasons

http://joowz.com

>>31470862
>Mariel
mexican...A???

>>31470865
THATS NOT HOW YOU SPELL UNDENIABLY WORST PONE

>>31470873
She didn't, it's from some That Guy With Glasses review

>>31470790
You mean like civilized beings? Nah, we only talk about the brains of things with penises.

>>31470865
Hey Jr i fucking love this picture looks like the damn show.

>>31470873
She didn't, that was animated seperately by... I think That Guy With Glasses? As part of my FiM retrospective.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnaJCRv-4Io&feature=feedu

What are your thoughts on this individuals voice for Derpy/Dinkys voice, since we are getting closer and closer to an episode with Derpy actually speaking (hopefully)

>>31470862
A lo mejor la enorgullecemos, vale la pena intentarlo !

>>31470914
You can try but i will rape you!

>>31470873
>cameo

Try major character. She's Frankie Foster.

>>31470900
Fuck you, buddy. Squiggletail all the way.

>>31470816
wait until they're in cycle, then use 3 fingers like a fishhook to stimulate the internal clitoris for a few minutes, then get to fucking

>>31470917
Bingo.

I have the strongest urge to kidnap Sweetie Belle as my own personal pony sex slave.

>>31470942

>rape

>>31470865

Hey Jr, mind if I ask for one TINSY TINY TIMEY WHIMY alteration to that Royal /co/urt thing? It's nothing major, it's pretty small, like Nathan's dignity and penis.

so sad.

>>31470914
she's just a young child, anon. that's sick

>>31470957
get in line, vato

>>31470853
Delightful!

>>31470822
Wait...
Isn't Chromium supposed to be the bleeding edge for Chrome?

>>31470957
Get away from mai waifu!

>>31470915
Hey, thanks Anon. I got some more pics like that coming up. These next two Rarity x Sweetie ones are gonna be done up in that 'screenshot-esque' style.

>>31470595
>that feel when your boxers stick to the tip of your dick and you can't move because it fucking hurts so much. Eventually you move too much and you rip the skin of the tip, to be exact, you rip the part that is outside of your pee hole, leaving blood stains on your boxers and a stingy pain every time you pee or get a hardon.

>>31470869
I'm waiting for that pic

>>31470915
it is from the show. she's telling fluttershy how to pose

>>31470904
>>31470917
>>31470943

>>31470988
Thanks. Had the Coraline soundtrack playing when I wrote it.

It feels like a Shel Silverstein piece to me but I doubt it's really anywhere near that good.

>>31471004
>Rarity x Sweetie
All of my yes

>>31469847
>>31470610

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sx5n0nDXQJ0&t=10m20s

>>31471025
>that feel when your boxers stick to the tip of your dick and you can't move because it fucking hurts so much
i know this feel
>Eventually you move too much and you rip the skin of the tip
NO

>>31470965
Yeah, go ahead; I haven't touched it since that upload I made to the DA.

What shall undergo an alteration, good sir?

>>31470922
I didn't like that voice at first, but I've warmed up to it enough that I would be ok with that being Derpy's voice.

>>31471025
feels good man

>>31470865
Lets post more best pone

>>31471076
my penis desires to be included sir

>>31471103
Yes, let's

>>31470897
MexicanO
Uso el trip e imagenes para molestar a /v/, pero como me da flojera cmabiar entre trip y anonymous me lo quedo.

>>31471076

Well, mind changing my OC's cutie mark to a magnifying glass? Pretty please?

Would you sex the Faust?

>>31470930
men you just make me sad

No tuve tiempo de poner altar este año

>>31471076
Yes, you forgot to add Jetfire.

He made a God damn episodic story about ponys loved by all, and posted on /co/ for the longest time. He deserves a spot.

>>31470997
Chromium is the open source project behind Chrome. It's what you get when you take all the branding and closed source libraries out of Chrome. While most Windows Chromium users get bleeding-edge builds of Chromium, several Linux distros are packaged with stable versions of Chromium.

>>31471103
Okay

>>31471103
My nig, you have class.

>>31471165
why are you still alive?

>>31471148
redheads are feisty

>>31470968
I'm ... I'm actually a little sad for having read that.

And not in the 'oh lawl I am sad there's a person out there who might find this sad / sexy.'

Just, well, sad. If they're sentient creatures and she's in a good way about it, and he's consenting, I ... well, shit, 'I can't see you any more' sounds pretty terrible now I think about it.

Excuse me. I need to drink now.

>>31471169
aww yeah

Oh dear god /co/ I missed you so much
Never leave me alone again
Come give me a hug

>>31471142
Suena a que eres medio puto

>>31471213
THIS HUG WILL INCLUDE RAPE

>>31471148
> Faust
Nah, I mean she's pretty and all, but-
> Faust is pregnant right now
OH HELL YES I WOULD SEX THE FAUST.

>>31471177

>>31471213
>yfw it's just going to go down again pretty soon.

>>31471169
>character that got one episode and a 10 second appearance in another
>best pone

>>31471220
>esa pic
pfff jajajajajaa
Pinkie es mejor heroe revolucionaria

>>31471167
>you'll never make sweet love to rainbow dash
>you'll never caress her her frizzy mame and let her nimble on your ear lobe
>you'll never massage her muscular legs and pull one her tail slowly arousing her
>you'll never lick her labia while she protests yet seductively lowers her front hooves for easy access and looks at you with one eye

>>31471103
Best pone, you say?

>>31471192
Still angry about the bird I see?

>>31471203
See, it's outrageous not, but that's because the idea and concept is beyond the average persons comprehension, and so far outside the boundaries of reality it's easy to detach yourself from it.

>>31471076
Seriously, add Jet.

>>31471272
I WOULD LIKE TO RAPE DASH PLEASE

Omni Pony Time

>>31471167
The one I built from source on Mac OS X seems to be stable, and the one I use on Linux Mint 12 seems stable as well.
Is it only the Windows users who get the bleeding edge builds, or what?

>>31471114
What's it's cutie mark?

>>31471143
Done and.... done. It shall be amended, my good man.

>>31471165
Huh... I think I've heard of that guy. Don't know what the fuck you're talking about, but I think he sounds kinda familiar.

When I do another uber massive general circlejerk, he'll probably get a spot. I might have NTSTS help me organize the OCs and shit like he did for this one; that streamlined the sketching like you wouldn't believe.

>>31471287
seriously, shut up.

>>31469891
have you ever had a seizure?

>>31470800
awe shit nigga 5 star vid

>>31471220
Nah, todo empeo en un thread de un MMO, pero como si dio mucha risa y varios del juego se me unen pues quedo asi para reconocer.
Da igual, siquiera no finjo como los demas.

Mejor pon mas imagenes de MLP mexico, ya se me acabaron a mi.

>>31471076
Hey man could you add Tess?

>>31471062
It does have his whimsy.

>>31471246
THAT HUMAN POSE

TERRIBLE

>>31471301

I wonder if a variation of Harry Potter exists in the pony world. Of course, I guess the wizards would automatically be the unicorns

>>31471246
> strangest boner
I don't care what makes a person furry or not any more, I gotta say, DEM EYES, DAT HAIR, DAT SHIRT.

>>31471148
She's married. I must decline.

>>31471338
no soy el mismo anon pero contribuyo a ponies mexico

>>31470676

Yeah, well, now you see why I was interested in something /co/ exclusive, because I assumed that everyone interested would prefer if it was kept subtle. The more I think about it, though, the more I realize there is no way to keep something like this subtle.

I guess I'll just avoid the groups and add anyone that is interested in making a new friend.

>That feeling when Copyright issues prevented Lauren and her team from including Tirac on FiM.

> That feeling when Applejack isn't burned alive to be reborn as an Eldritch Abomination.

> That feeling when Rainbow dash cannot make a Double Inside Loop to steal Tirac's rainbow of Darkness.

>>31471240
> dat pregnancy fetish
Anyone else? Really? No 'mah niggah'?

>>31471272
I have bad enough dreams involving Rainbow Dash already, anonymous. Why must you make them worse? Do you get off to my pain?

>>31471220
ustedes ven un Cartoon dirigido a niñas de 6 años en adelante para que ni siquiera se transmite en la television

>>31471321
I had a seizure when I was in middle school. I was talking on the phone and washing the dishes. Everything went blank and my teeth started rattling and all i could hear is my hand shaking and rattling the plates.

Then it stopped. My mom looked at me like i was retarded saying "wtf are u doing, you'll break the plates".

I didnt realize it was a seizure for years to come.

>>31471317
its a penis

>>31471338
ta bueno pos

>>31471346
Tess would be a severe yes... though NTSTS was unsuccessful in locating any OC to represent them.

S/he's a hard one to get a hold of, I've been told.

>you will never be able to sensuously lick Sweetie Belle's eyeballs while feeding her Cannelloni

>internet shits out
>come back
>suddenly, best pony

Well, I'm certainly okay with this.

>>31471317
...he made It's a Dangerous Business, Going Out Your Door

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/04/its-dangerous-business-going-out-your.html

He left /co/ because he felt he wasn't contributing much in the generals, and didn't want to stick out, and said he was busy editing this story and making another one with Twi, Pinkie, Fluttershy, and maybe Luna.

>>31471416
> lick eyeballs
: /

>>31471394
I hate that feel. I fucking loved Rescue at Midnight Castle. I watched it before FiM.

>>31471404
>dat Google Translate
but i got the message though

You fappin' to ponies again bro?

>>31471368
we furry now.

>>31471461
> wet on
Oh you have no idea.

>>31471415
He made one but I forgot to save it
>>31471415
I'ts a pegasus
I'll go search through the archive

>>31471406
Everything fucking spun the one time it happened and now I can't even lie on my back I hated that fucking spinning so much

>>31471415
She post an OC the other day.
A pegasus with 3 fishs as cutie mark.

>>31471461
why does wet Rarity give me the weirdest boners...

so you guys think this internet censorship bill is gonna pass?

>>31471505
it shall not pass my penis

>>31471434
I dont know why the cannelloni part is more disturbing for me.

>>31471503
> woman
> wet
Do I really have to spell it out for you?

>>31471503
the hair

>>31471310
A lot of Windows users get their Chromium from the continuous builds here.
http://build.chromium.org/f/chromium/snapshots/Win_Webkit_Latest/

Most of the time you'll get something that works perfectly, but due to the nature of bleeding-edge software, you won't always.

>>31471459
no, no es google transtate solo que decir caricatura se me hizo bobo

>>31471437

> That feeling when you don't see G4 Applejack dying on a fire like the original G1 Applejack.

Quickfic time!

First reply that starts with "Prompt:" defines the story.
First reply that starts with "Words:" gets two words in the text of the story.

If a reply has BOTH, it will be DISCARDED.

(And if we part before it's posted, it'll go on fimchan.)

>>31471505
I'm Australian, so I have no idea what you're talking about.

why does this show hate old people

season 2 can practically be summarised as "granny smith gets injured hilariously in every episode."

>>31471530
ITS BECAUSE I LIKE TO IMAGINE HER BEING COVERED IN MY SEMEN

>>31471386
>>31471338
>Mejico thread
Postieen Scootaloo negros

>>31471414
>>31471386
Estan geniales!!!

>>31471505
They've tried and failed to pass it many, many times now.

It ain't ever gonna pass, so just stop caring.

>>31471427
>Rarity
>on MLPG
This day never stops getting better.

>>31471538
I laughed at that scene.

>>31471544
prompt: penis

>>31471544
Words Twilight Rarity

>rarity is lying on your bed
>suddenly she has a seizure
>you grab her wriggling body like an idiot not knowing what to do
>she grips her teeth hard and you panic and try to force them open thinking she will suffocate
>as the seizure comes to an end you call for a ponie ambulance and watch her get lifted into an ambulance
>as you're about to leave to the hospital you come to your bed and notice the wet spot
>you get on your knees and take a whiff
>you are now imaging what that smells like.

>>31471538
...Holy shit, dude.

>>31471566
So we are going to have a best pony episode after 2 shitty pony episodes, im okay with that.

>>31471338
El 4chan, que lo me gusta, esta lleno de Mexicanos?

No puede ser!

>>31471566
we need more best pone

>>31471553
Esta es mi favorita

>>31471536
y el "para que ni siquiera" de donde salio??

>>31471547
I can't say I've found any of this season's Granny Smith gags funny. They seem forced.

>>31471491
Whoa... whoa...whoa...

Please, if you have it, deliver. Tess is one that was on the original roster but we never had an OC to work with. This would be VERY nice to have... if you have it.

Don't you fuckin' tease me.

>>31471505

If it does I will lose all faith in this nation.

>>31471605
>que lo me gusta
Negro, please

>>31471553

>>31471627
I fail Jr i dont have the pic... Im going to commit sudoku now.

>>31471602
>Rarity having a full blown seizure at the peak of orgasm

I don't understand this boner

New thread, pl0x

>>31471548
>not imagining the taste of the water

>>31471638
> lo me gusta
... En espanol, estoy algo retrasado.

>>31471427
God, I was so fucking stoned during this part, I shit a brick house when Rarity was revealed.

Then for the next 2 hours I sat in my couch in fear that Rarity could appear anywhere at any time.

>>31471662
No point. The aftershock DDoS begins in 10 minutes

>>31471684
What are you trying to say?

>>31471602
>not riding in the ambulance to the hospital

You unbelievable asshole!

>>31471624
Remember that hint about time itself being the overarching enemy in this episode? What if they're heading toward a Granny Smith Dies episode toward the end of the season, to be this generation's Mr Hooper Dies?

>>31471686

Oh, but Anonymous, she can. She's been spending more time with Pinkie Pie, and she's been learning things.

Are you afraid? Because you should be.

>>31471648
My boner may have been lost, but my will to do...

fuck, my boner is gone.

I'll look around for her OC, I guess about as hard as my dick is right now. It's not hard.

>>31471620
de borrar parte de lo que iba a escribir y no revisar antes de darle enviar

>>31471272
>>31471602
>people find these short "stories" likable
Maybe i should try writing a clop fic.

>>31471694
So wait, how long is the DDoS going to last?

>>31471660
... I don't understand why I would have the urge to, well, ride that out.

> not imagining how that would feel in the midst of her shaking, muscles quivering and spasming

... Dear God.

>>31471550
Wow, me acabo de dar cuenta que casi no tengo scootaloo o sweetie belle, solo guardo applebloom por que es la mejor pony.

Y a unica imagen de scootaloo que tengo dice "file too large"

>>31471739
until seaty belt dies

>>31471718
No, 'tick tock, time is running out' was describing Lesson Zero.

>>31471739
FOR-EVERRRR

>Also spanish general
Yo no se...

>>31471637
Relax. Everything the IP holders want is already enforceable by copyright law; they just want other people to do the hard work of discovering infringers.

>>31471739
Eternity. Maybe.

>>31471732
Let me check if she is on rose stream.

>>31471627
I HAVE RETURNED FROM THE ARCHIVES

He's blue
That's all I got from him
>image limit
OH YOU FUCKING BITCH

Water goes down the hooooole

PONIES ONLY SPEAK ENGLISH

>>31471718
>this generation's Mr Hooper Dies

Fuck. No.

Fuck MLP, I don't give a flying fuck what it has spawned, nothing will ever be like Hoopers death and the episode made for him. Nothing can come close, ever. To do otherwise would be an obscenity and an insult.

>>31471741
oh jesus stop it

>>31471780
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWPLBIj6Xpg

>>31471769
> relax

No, faggot, I'm not going to relax, it includes language providing IP holders the right to (arbitrarily) report any POSSIBLY offending site and choke off their banking accounts and holdings in five days' notice. ANY. ANY ANY ANY, AT ALL, EVER, NO COURT ORDER.

FUCK IT.

>>31471602
when they were kids my mom had a seizure while my dad was fucking her and it really fucked my dad's head up

>>31471694

Someone must have gotten trolled extremely hard to be DDoSing 4chan this much.

>>31471745
>Applebloom la mejor CMC
mi negro !!