Big Macintosh would use a Macintosh

I'm guessing the unicorns can use their magic to figure out technology.
The pegasi and earth ponies are fucked.

Pinkie gets an iPhone and discovers the wonder of Facebook, texting, and youtube

>>31437600
ponies cant use technology

thay have no fingers

magic doesnt work with machines, this is a fact, so no unicorns

>>31437639
Oh please. He'd use something reliable. Windows XP Professional Edition.

>>31437639
But only a little iPhone

>>31437649
This

They fine the internet and abstain from technology after learning of the fanon.

how many of you like scoots

i do, she's so cute and rad

ITT we talk about the episode that aired today

>>31437649
This

>>31437649

Pegasi don't need no stinkin' technology.

Earth ponies are too dumb to work anything more complex than a plow.

Hahaha

Did anyone else think these two look related?

"How did you find it?"

"It was under S~"

COME ON EVERYPONI SMILE SMILE SMILE!

>>31437600

fluttershy is trying to learn to use a vibrator

she has no idea what it's for

And once again.
Fluttershy was off in her house on the outskirts of town, getting stoned while everything happened.

Does sixty year old technology count too?

>>31437695

No.

>>31437692
I like her but Sweetie is my favorite.

>>31437695
Count me out, I didn't get any of the references I feel that where placed or up to date with these new ponys.

Applebloom was really cute in today's episode. Do you think Applebloom would be good at creating infectious diseases in Zecora's witchcraft laboratory?

>>31437659
Well they don't need fingers for this shit right here. It was made for ponies.

>>31437659
>Magic doesn't work with machines
>Twilight's computer

>>31437711

>>31437703

>http://www.ponychan.net/chan/pony/res/36006300+50.html

ponychan doesnt know what the big lebowski is

>>31437692
She is like Rainbow Dash but without being shitty

>>31437704
>New background pony?
>MUST BE RELATED TO THIS ONE

Every time.

Since we were talking about character relationships,
Who is Peachy Pie?
Any relationship to Pinkie?

>>31437728

All you need to know is white russians

>>31437728
Watch the Big Lebowski. Jesus, what are you, 13? Everyone's fucking watched the Big Lebowski.

>>31437704
I'm okay with this fannon

>>31437704
>I love you, mom.

Draw this now. Please.

>>31437715
Just like Dash fighting against a hangover sleeping in a cloud

>>31437712
This would be pretty adorable.
>accidentally switches it on
>hides behind the couch

>>31437715
>Fluttershy
>Ponyville's resident hippie

>>31437659
>ponies cant use technology
They can use cameras, for a start, not to mention various 19th Century locomotion devices such as hot air balloons and steam engines.

>>31437751
Nor do I. Believe it or not, not everyone knows everything everyone else may know about something.

>>31437732
CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS BIOTERRORISTS!

>>31437783
Has anyone saved the post about how each of the mane six would behave whilst high?

>>31437789
>Steam Engines.
>They use it by PULLING IT MANUALLY.
You're right about everything else, but this? Naw man, you just went full retard.

>>31437751

lol her name should be kirstie alley

>>31437781
>Ponies with sex toys
>Adorable

And we wonder why people hate ponies...

Would you?

The most beautiful creature in the world

>>31437763
Seeing as Peachy Pie is a blind bag pony using Pinkie's mold... maybe?

>>31437762

Well, it's fun.

>>31437767
I don't watch much TV, ie, movies.

>>31437811
Relax, these guys are exaggerating.

But yeah if you haven't seen it it's a really great movie. Take the time to track it down.

>>31437781
>It smacks and bounces all over the floor.
>Just as the other girls walk in.

>>31437704
>>31437774

No wonder Snails is so dumb. He comes from a family of pin heads

>>31437763

peachie is pinkie's illegitimate daughter

>>31437832
Do you have a Sweetie Belle version?

>>31437811
How old are you, twelve?

Go watch the fucking film.

>>31437767
I've never seen the Big Lebowski, I just like the reaction images. I don't even watch it and I prefer the fanon and the community more anyways.

>>31437832
mercilessly

>>31437831
No but it would be, I mean come on.

>>31437789
C'mon, they're not that backward.
I mean, it's not like Rarity uses a spinning wheel or a loom.
She's more likely to hire a sweatshop full of zebra children to make copies of her designs for the Canterlot elite.

>>31437832
would you?

>>31437811
because you're underage b&, along with 90% of ponychan

>>31437767
>Off to download the Big Lebowski
>Because it was referenced in My Little fucking Pony

I should've watched it a long time ago, but here we are.

>>31437817
Silly Sweetie Belle, thats not how you handle anthrax!

>>31437821
Check out the new opening, bro. No ponies pulling it.

>>31437835

>>31437298

>>31437839
but she didn't live at the rock farm in Pinkie's story.

>>31437885
Would I what?
Seriously, you have me stumped there.

>>31437762

back in my day we created background pony relationships with FIRE AND STEEL and obsessive appearance analysis

Is 4chan x broken?

>>31437783

Fluttershy may be the resident hippie, but The Dude pony is the resident unemployed stoner.

I bet they get together on weekends to get high.

...and fuck.

>>31437762
Ponyville's a small town. Snails has to have parents somewhere. You see any other tall unicorns around?

>>31437692
She's all good, man. Cutie Mark Chronicles made me dislike her a little with her "this girly stuff is lame" but she can be pretty cute herself and her reaction to Rarity's big hat this episode made me think that not all hope is lost. And basically what >>31437759 said.
Sweetie's my favourite filly though. Scoots is getting there.

>>31437854
I will, I do not not want to expand my cinema knowledge, just little time or desire to do so, but now I have intensive.

>>31437866
Well, that's just like, your opinion bro.

>and yes, I did watch those particular scenes on youtube, I didn't know the name of the movie.

>>31437821
>Opening
>The train is billowing smoke

Yep, can't use the train.

>>31437832
Help her up after she tripped and fell? Sure, I guess. Its only polite

>>31437870
>I prefer the fanon and the community more anyways.
You motherfucker.

>>31437864
I need more ponies in compromising positions. This is the closest I got, but scootabelle is too cute, so I wouldn't.

>>31437897

Considering the train and tracks pictured in the intro don't appear to actually exist in ponyville, I wouldn't take anything in it very seriously

>>31437811

You should really go watch Big Lebowski if you haven't seen it. The film is a classic, sort of like Pulp Fiction. It's just one of those movies you have to see.

>>31437821
Have you even seen Season 2? That train isn't pulled manually.

The one in season 1 was, but in the time between Over a Barrel and Lesson Zero they have apparently learned how to make trains.

>>31437936
Oh. My bad. I only saw the new opening once, back when it first aired. Forgive my ignorance.

>>31437954
Pulp What?

>>31437603
That had more to do with the nature of the disease making everything backwards.

>>31437870

You are a nonperson to me. Get the fuck out.

>>31437817
BIO
TERROR
BIO
TERROR

>>31437968

why does this image get me so hard

>>31437920

Hopefully she gets to shine in next week's episode.

It's about something becoming Rainbow Dash's pet, she'll show up at least once

>>31437904
Ahah!

I'm paralyzed with laughter

i poked a hole in a marshmallow and started licking it

it felt incredibly similar to a butthole, especially a marshmallow pony butthole

>>31437968
>Dash footjob

>>31437974

>>31437954
I will.

>>31437974
Even I have seen Pulp Fiction.

>>31437911
No. Goodness you people. If it stops working for you, go to http://aeosynth.github.com/4chan-x/ and download a new verson. Aerosmith and Mayhem work on it pretty much every day, so it never breaks for long.

>>31437987
If it's anything like my own reaction it's the odd stimulus combined with such a nonchalant response...

>>31437999
>Fluttershy Trips.

>>31437936
Its on fire and out of control! Someone save us! There are little foals on that train!

>>31437968

is there a barefoot version of this

>>31437968

>not fluttershy
>dat soothing voice

>>31437759
Except orange and purple look terrible together.

WHY CHARACTER DESIGNERS, WHY

>>31437974
SOMEBODY'S A TREMENDOUS FAGGOT

REPORTED

>>31437987

Because you're a footfag.

>>31437998
Insert your penis. You will never know a greater pleasure.

"Thith ith fun! Now burn down that orphanage!"
"You're one fucked up filly."

In the season 2 intro, the ponies are shown operating a train.
Yet in Over A Barrel, the ponies were pulling the train. Did it break down or something?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3U56gjiUbFM&feature=related

>>31437974
Good god man

>>31437994
This joke is getting way too old. But if that means more Scoots screentime I'm ok with this.

>>31437977
Like I said:
>>31437714

When you get super good at something or discover your calling you get a cutie mark. Zecora's brew makes you super talented at stuff. Ergo you get more cutie marks. Most ponies only have complete mastery of a single skill.

>>31437987
because you want to peel Dash's socks off with your teeth and lick her feet

>>31438065
Maybe.

>>31437954
I haven't seen Pulp Fiction. I've always meant to, but never got around to it. Doesn't stop me from quoting it on the internet.

I saw we all drink white russians and be friends and watch today's ep.

I'm pretty buzzed.
and naked

>>31438070
>4chan plus
>Thumbnail

>>31438061
Faceless is best trip.

>>31438046

You think so? It reminds me of orange sherbert.

>>31437910
>I think they should all be lesbians

>>31437974
>>31438020
>>31438027
>>31438049
>gullible idiots

Semi was touting his Tarantino-fetish in a stream last night. Seriosly.

>>31438096
template

>>31438028

I did that already and it still doesn't work. I've also confirmed that Greasemonkey's working fine, but all my 4chan scripts aren't working at all.

>>31438065
It means that over the period of time between Over a Barrel and Lesson Zero ponies have learned how to make steam engines and/or mass produced it to the extent they can put one in ponyville.

>>31438046
They both surround red. What's wrong with you?

>>31438046
ITS ORANGE CREAM AND MAGENTA, YOU COLOR BLIND FRUIT!

>>31438112
Yeah, it's a classic.

I lost my virginity to that movie. Guess which song was playing.

>2 upcoming Rainbow Dash episodes one after the other

Does anyone have the "Please shoot me" caption with Applejack?

>>31438053
>Stick you dick in a marshmellow

HOW SMALL DOES YOUR PENIS HAVE TO BE TO DO THA-

>Wants to simulate sex with a pony

THAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING>

>>31438110

actually when this pair was first brought up, the initial idea was a crime fighting duo

then SOME ANON decided they would be lesbians, and /co/ was pleased and ran with it

I still liked the AND THEY FIGHT CRIME version myself

Pinkies VA is mai waifu

Guys! I need a picture of scootaloo's head from the back!

>>31438148
>Two Dash episodes
>IN A ROW?

Best
Day
Ever

>>31438148
How about AppleJack Marston?

>>31438146

Hip 2 be Square?

>>31438148
RD IS BEST PONY YEA!!

>>31438120
If someone doesn't put a Chalk Zone edit in there, I shall be sad.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=iv&src_vid=Y5T-7bAC9eY&v=-MlwUaHssxw&annotation_id=
annotation_26960

>18:47
>OKAY SEX
>I HAD SEX C-
>stopped it right there
>posted on /co/

dammit /co/ WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME

>>31438148
>people actually don't like Dash

>>31438168
dont you mean two weeks?

>>31438152

you mean you haven't fucked a bag of marshmellows pretending its a pony?

god what a faggot

What's Applebloom's secret? Find out in the pic!

>>31438146
>I lost my virginity to that movie. Guess which song was playing.

I DON'T WANNA CLOSE MY EYES~

>>31438065
I think the story is that Faust thought it was weird having a steam engine around, but thought a horse drawn train would also look strange.

I think in season two everyone agreed having a horse drawn train looked utterly retarded.

>>31438152
>Bag of Marshmallows
>Run under warm tap
Do the math.

>>31438169
How about Marston riding Applejack that I do not have?

>>31438191
Here's a hint. I named one of my fics after it.

>>31438180
She is a shitty character over hyped by the 14 year olds that watch this show.

>>31438220
nobody fucking cares
you're fucking creepy

>>31438220
you write fics?

>>31438121
Still works for me in Chrome. You could possibly try updating from master instead of stable https://raw.github.com/aeosynth/4chan-x/master/4chan_x.user.js

Also you could try Scriptish instead of Greasemonkey.

>>31438092
1. Stop posting
2. Search "Pulp Fiction" on the torrent site of your choice
3. Download file
4. Enjoy

>>31438148
>2
Technicaly only one is centered around her. Besides, we all know how that 'Dash episode' thing went last time.

>>31438180
Dash is best pony

>>31438209
Or Applejack riding Marston?
Non-Sexually?

>>31438202
>warm up bag of marshmallows in microwave
>insert penis
>penis coated in molten sugar, third degree burns

such is life in MLP general

>>31438241
Sure. I still have the picture you drew for one of them.

>>31438233
>Calls Dash a shitty character
>Posts Scootaloo

but seriously, Scootaloo is okay

>>31438220
RS, if I gave you a non-clop request would you write it? It might be nice to see something different from you.

>>31438220
Nobody wants to hear how you savaged poor Bogart. That's sick and wrong.

Jackie Brown was Tarantino's best movie

>>31438277
That was meant as a jab at you.

and when did I draw pictures for fiction?

or requests at all?

>This thread.

Damn, next thing you know somebody's going to come in saying they haven't seen The Princess Bride or some shit.

>>31438280
>Dat tail shitting pic

>>31438180
Oh how DARE they not love your waifu

>>31438272
>Not licking the melted marshmallow off your burned penis.
Don't touch me, you filthy casual.

>>31438289

That movie makes me nostaligic for the Del Amo mall in the 90s.

>>31438261
>Dash will never smooch you repeatedly in a big hat

>>31438220
Hot for teacher?

>>31438280
are they

shitting?

>>31438313
>The Princess Bride
What is that, one of your faggot chick flicks or some bullshit?

>>31438289
That's a vastly underrated movie.

>>31438313

Inconceivable.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoLCOc3lo6E&feature=related

worst pony video on youtube

>>31438170
How fucked up do you have to be to have sex during American Psycho?

>/co/

Oh, wait.

>>31438209
I've got one better

>>31438264

"Ah'm afraid ah'm married, miss."

The RZA is my favorite pony

>not seeing Thir13en ghosts
>in 2011

>>31438313
...The Corpse Bride?

>>31438282
Probably not, but I'll listen to it.

>>31438313

Well, Princess Bride is a bit more understandable, since it does sound pretty girly.

It took me a while to finally be peer pressured into seeing it.

>>31438358
>not masturbating to the torture scenes in the book

casuals

>Wait, bring up the pic that shows a photo of Applejack's parents, I think that was Berry Punch.

>>31438365
Manly tears are shed everytime I get to Marston's end of the game.

>>31438337
You had best be fucking trolling. Or I swear to god.

>Watching shitty movies

>>31438337

Colton Vines confirmed for being a cheating husband.
This is his family, Daisy is his lover.

>>31438371

So, if that's supposed to be a statue of Pony Venus, does this mean there's a Pony Rome?

>>31438313
That's the one where she runs off to find the holy grail and gets eaten by a monster with big, pointy, gnashy teeth, right?

Mah speshul talent is >SHIPPING

>>31438381
INCONCEIVABLE

>>31438388

You say that like you're the only one.

>>31438313
>mfw I actually haven't, or if I did I'm too young to remember it

>>31438251

Tried Scriptish, same results. Also tried your link. I'm about to do a clean reinstall of firefox and see if that does it.

Thanks for your help.

>>31438385
>Applejacks' parents

you mean you don't know what the original is? Jesus christ that's one of the most... just...

fuck, man.

>>31438356
>Hasn't seen THAT video

prepare yourself

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=QWo8ZX3IM5s

>>31438406

Probably just another clone. That happens a lot.

>>31438388
I never rage so hard in my life with vidya.

>>31438409

Celestia had to get the horsehair helmet crests for her guards idea from somewhere

/g/ had no idea what this image was about a few hours ago. Does /co/?

>>31438389
>>31438394
The Big Lebowski: No excuse for not seeing
The Princess Bride: First off, what the fuck is it. Second, it sounds like you'd have to be actually queer or dating to have ever seen it.

Judging by the fact we're in MLPG...

>>31438423
I'll call her, "mini-me"

>>31438406
We know

>>31438390
>Watching shitty scifi shows

>>31438426
P.S. requesting things to be poorly shopped onto the blackboard.

>>31438426
>sollux with rarity
>not Eridan with rarity or Kanaya with Rarity

you fuck nut

>>31438438
Okay. I'm afraid I haven't actually been that helpful though. I'm sorry.

>>31438409
More importantly, Venus was conceived when Uranus was castrated and his leaky balls were thrown into the sea and mixed with sea foam. So would that mean Celestia's dad cut off her granddad's balls at the request of her grandmother?

>>31438451
Hell, I still can't figure it out.

.>>31438444
NOPE
NO NO NOPE NOPE NO

>>31438462
It's "Syfy".

>>31438426
I DONT LIKE WHERE THIS THREADS HEADING

>>31438475
It was the only "poorly drawn fanart" pic I could find at such short notice.

>>31438096
Apple Bloom! What did I tell you about readin' all them fancy learnin' books! You march your little behind back to the farm this instant! No more of this foolishness, y'hear?

Cutie Marks are not a representation of a ponies inner talent.

They are the manifestation of the talent itself which in turn allows the pony to perform said talent.

>>31438451
GameStop put too many Xboxes in her bag.

Fucking GameStop.

Also link to the /g/ thread.

>>31438409
There's a pony France and pony UK

>>31438487
I don't know

>>31438452

I know you're trolling, but it's a great movie. The name is slightly misleading, since it really focuses on a legendary pirate fighting against a corrupt kingdom to rescue his true love.

>>31438406
Probably just natural behavior in ponyland. There aren't enough males to go around in this Matriarchy (what happens, or happened, to them we will never know) - so each male assumes multiple partners or 'wives'.

Remember, we did that too not long ago.

Speaking of movies there was a guy who said he was gonna get around to watching The Gods Must Be Crazy. Did he?

>>31438423

I have two really shitty fanons for that.

1. Some sort of time paradox when she traveled with the Doctor

2. She wanted to be young again for a day because she felt as if she didn't have a childhood so she asked Twilight/Zecora/Some fucking magical pony to make her young

/r/ing shoop of that one scat pic onto the blackboard.

you know the one.

>>31438444
just

nope

n
o
p
e

>>31438451
Bon-Bon will feed her precious Heartstrings whatever she can find

>>31438499
ok wow you actually made me mad

I thought were were just playing man

Fuck you, I'm outta here

>>31438487

When you're an immortal, all powerful deity, you tend to develop some pretty fucked up fetishes.

Didn't Zeus turn into a goose to rape some poor chick?

>>31438379
Something about Spike, going off the recent episode reveal I have two ideas.

1. Twilight has to find a new home for Spike because of how much he's grown, problem is Spike doesn't want to leave town.

2. After growing out of Ponyville, Spike found somewhere nearby to stay. Many years latter, Rarity is on her deathbed and he is having a hard time coping with the idea that all of his friends are going to die long before him.

1. would be interesting in and of itself, 2. is a bit more cliched but could use a fresh take on it.

I really like a lot of your writing, especially back when you were writing as HFPS. I think you'd do these ideas a good amount of justice if your Sad stuff is anything to go by.

>>31438517
Linking the thread would mean having to find it again... good luck with that...

>>31438545
goose, bull, "golden shower" you name it, he raped as it.

>>31438480

>>31438534
Or, Discord?

>>31437904
YOU FUNNY GUY

>>31438550
>Rarity is on her deathbed
Good choice of poni

>>31438512
>and applebloom lived out the rest of her life in squalor and ignorance
>the end

>>31438534
I still like The Curios Case of Derpy Hooves

>>31438525
Still sounds gay.

>>31438540
Later, loser.

>>31438560
My damn idol is what Zeus is.

>>31438562
I lol'd hard

>>31438594
lol

But does that also make him a furfag?

>>31438451
but... 360s are regular sized, only classic xboxes are XBOX HUEG enough to properly fatten lyra up. This will accomplish nothing.

>>31438534
Or it's a fucking cartoon

>>31438451
GSphere drew a bunch of pictures based on what were essentially mad libs.

>>31438550
Both sound boring.

>>31438560
I think the funniest was when he was a "stiff breeze." That got a lot of laughs from the other gods. Except for Hera, of course.

>>31438535

NO

>>31438616
360s are still pretty big

>>31438451
It is the second in a series.

Lyra was playing Xbox with Octavia or Vinyl Scratch, Bonbon found out and got jelly.

>>31438562
I NEED A CLEAN VERSION OF THAT SO BAD.

>>31438638

That first pic sounds cute. Anyone mind posting it?

>>31438618
>Scootaloo pissing out blue hair

>>31438636
This.
it's a pretty shitty picture anyway

>>31438618
>Saw that as Scootaloo pissing out a streak of blue from a vaginal spigot between her legs

God damn... you guys have destroyed me.

Well that was an interesting stream, first time seeing The Big Lebowski.

>>31438617

IT'S A WAY OF LIFE GEEZ.

This is MLPG, we love to over-exaggerated this type of shit. Sorry if I made you upset.

>>31438550

Both have been done and done well. It would be a waste of time.

>>31438681
Scootaloo will never piss blue Kool Aid into your mouth

>>31438683
Same. It seems I now have a new second favorite movie.

>>31438683
It sucked, and I hated it, and it stank.

>>31438438
>>31438482

Aaaaaand the reinstall of firefox worked. Woo~

>>31438698
Well thank goodness for that

I hate kool-aid

>>31438664

>>31438698
>You will never be able to drink your favourite poni's piss

>>31438533
Oh hay, SB. Parent knows the message is there, she just hasn't been able to get on the computer yet to reply. Just a heads up.

>>31438444
>>31438444
>open vid
>HELLO I AM FLUTTERG-
>close vid

okay
wait
no
wait
no, no, no
NO NO NO NO NO

WHY
WHAT
HOW
PORQUE

>>31438698
>Blue Kool Aid

Nigga, if anyone is going to piss Kool Aid into my mouth it sure as fuck better not be that Blue ASSberry shit.

>>31438706
Shut the fuck up Deafdefiler.

>>31438738

Feels good to not have a biological waste fetish, man.

>>31438550
I've already written two stories about Spike growing old, moving on, and dealing with the death of his friends.

Spike's Welcome Home Going Away Party
Our Last Goodbye

Both are available on fimfiction, PFA, and ePFA.

Would y­ou?

>>31438707
Yay~

>>31438743
are you me?
no, you're just describing what absolutly EVERYONE did

Daily dose http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjIHTnLDdqQ

>>31438767
no

Grape Kool Aid is shit tier, because it tastes exactly like grape cough medicine

>>31438617

welcome to MLP General threads, enjoy your stay, please check your sanity at the door

>>31438767
Give a great big hug? Hell yeah!

>>31438674
>>31438681
If you're seeing this stuff where even I don't then you might have problems. I'm pretty awful.

>>31438706
Well that's just like, your opinion man.
I finally understand

>>31438743
>Ask Flutterguy
>Some faggot with an ascot

WELP

Pinkie dies a diabetic coma death
Twilight dies from dabbling in the dark arts
AJ has a tree fall on her
Rarity dies by having a cave collapse in on her while searing for jewels
Fluttershy dies from a not-so-friendly pack of lions
Rainbow Dash lives to be the next Celestia.

>>31438767
I would enchant my penis with the want it need it spell

>>31438773

lol

>>31438759
I'm just sayin'...

>>31438790
Heh, yeah. It's a good movie from an artistic perspective, but I just didn't really enjoy it all that much.

>>31438779
>Bad because it tastes like cough syrup
>Bad because it tastes like cough syrup
>Bad because it tastes like cough syrup

Someone has no taste.

>>31438798
>i really like its mane!

>>31438794
>Implying she doesn't get a wing cramp and hit the ground at 80 mph

>>31438798
>they still don't want it

Oh how tragic.

>>31438813
oh god

>>31438811

>Black person detected.

>>31438371
You know, it's scenes like this that keep me going WTF in this show. The statue Apple Bloom carved is obviously a parody of Botticelli's "The Birth of Venus". In the original, Venus was of course drawn nude and covering herself with her hands modestly. But as Applejack put it, ponies don't normally wear clothes. Presumably, they wouldn't give a damn about modesty and it would never occur to one of them to strike a pose like that. Seriously, WTF?

>>31438444
you faggots let this happen

this is why we should eliminate all homosexuals from this fandom

glorious heterosexual master race only

>>31438764
Oh. Okay then.

Have you done a flutterfuneral? Only real sad fic I've seen with Fluttershy was your Storyteller piece.

>>31438811
Yeah, you. Its clearly been drestoryed from all the cough syrup

>>31438814
>Implying she hasn't withstood far worse than 80 MPH

>>31438798
>>31438813
Thank you, MLPG. This would be such a good PTS 4.0.

>>31438773
THAT'S NOT MY DAILY DOSE DOC YOU LIED TO ME

>>31438444
It's like brony pizza hunt 5x, the bronies have reached a new low

>>31438823
probably because they can't see it

>>31438823
reality is so cruel

>Flutterguy Ask

b...but fluttershy isn't gay

why

what the

>>31438835
>take you a picture

I would Flutterguy in the butt.

>>31438853
We aim to please, but did you completely miss the conversation about kidnapping and starving Fluttershy for food and interaction until she's willing to do anything that we had earlier?

OK, so the ponies seen on the picture may or not may be AJ's relatives. (Yes I know it's a shout out to Grant Wood's American Gothic, shut up.)

>>31438858
Duh...okay...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4

>>31438889
I would double team Flutterguy and make him gag on my load

>>31438889
I'd like to kick his ass too.

>>31438902

But then who is this mare?

>>31438902
ITS AMERI-oh ok, carry on

>>31438905
Oh yes thank you

What are the absolute saddest pics of poni?
I want to cry.

>>31438839
I've never written about Fluttershy's funeral, no.

Umm... I've had something in mind now for awhile though, that I've been planning. It's somewhat related to that. Should be sad. I don't want to give anything away, but I'll let you know when I get to it, should be a few weeks away.

If you are OK with stories that have sex scenes in addition to wider plot and drama, you may want to read The Equestrian Renaissance.

>>31438925
Some faggot

>>31438925
The same one in the other picture.

or are you referring to applejack

>>31438902
It could be both, an American Gothic's reference and AJ's parents

>>31438929
>ponies
>sad

Go watch a soap opera you faggot.

Would you a pony?

>>31438929
I challenge everyone in this thread to make me cry.
Protip: You can't. But you can try.

>>31438956
MY GOD THAT'S SICK

>>31438929

>>31438929
Pinkie, she she finds out she's out of candy

>>31438929
There's a comic series involving filly Pinkie trying to cheer up a childhood friend dying of cancer. It was pretty well done.

>>31438956
Become a pone? Naw man, I like my thumbs.

>>31438965
Get a mirror, I win

>>31438929
Past this it just goes from sad to horrifying.

>>31438938
>I've never written about Fluttershy's funeral, no.

Good, keep doing that.

>>31438925
It's a reference to one of the previous Generations of My Little pony

>>31438550
I honestly think that if you're going to do a story about Spike's friends dying, the focus should be on Twilight instead of Rarity

Yeah the whole he-has-a-crush-on-Rarity thing is funny in the context of the show, but I think his relationship with Twilight is more important to his character as a whole.

>>31438984
It would be like you having 4 thumbs!

>>31438967

>>31438956
I would pony pony. Don't judge.

CHrist its the Jesus. I can get putting The Dude, Walter, and Donny in the bowling alley, but the Jesus?

>>31438929
obligatory

>>31438984
What if you were a pony with thumbs

>>31438929
I don't have it, but there's this comic of Moondancer going to the Gala that basically depresses me every time I see it.

If someone has it, do you minds posting it, please?

>>31438925

And then who is this other mare on Applebloom's room?
Her mom or her other grandma?

>>31438929
Here you go.

Also, RS. What about something like this? What if Spike was the one that was dying and Princess Twilight or Fluttershy if you want to give it to the Severing continuity that had to let go their oldest and last remaining friend?

>>31439008
I would fist all the ponies and turn my pretty boy swag on

>>31439004

>>31439006
and hes right in the middle of the scene, so its impossible to miss

>>31439019
>Referencing the Severing

Aw hell yeah.

>>31438938
I'll give it a look. Sex as a plot device and not as a focus is the way it should be.

>>31439016
Thats Applejack again, silly

>>31439019
I've got a lot on my plate to finish and that sounds so close to Our Last Goodbye that I don't see a whole lot of point in it.

I would prescribe a hefty dose of anti anxiety medication to this pony.

>>31438858
>>31438858
heres your daily dose

>>31439043
No no no

You dont have hands or fingers

just thumbs

Why not take a request from the General? Okay, sure.

>>31439016
Actually looking at it

it seems to be a previous generation rarity

which is ironic

>>31439068
>is the way it should be

Depends on what it is you want to do with the work.

>>31439089
My request: Go away and never come back.

>>31439078
Naw, she probably just needs light therapy and the occasional stiff drink

>The Smooze will never be in the show

>>31438836
She's demonstrating her amazing sense of balance?
The legend of Venus's birth is even weirder in their dimension?
Applebloom just has a strange imagination?

>>31439091
Its because she and AJ have a relationship.

>>31439067
There is a reason Grimdark is so popular in this fandom.

And that is it..

As I recall, that story is the reason HFPS/RS first took a trip.

>>31439047

>>31439122
BOW BOW BOW

>>31439087
Thanks, doc.

>>31439078
>NTSTS Lily's Medication reference
Oh fuck yeah, dude. I loved that fic.

>>31439122
>It will never consume all of ponyvill and 5 of the mane 6 and the last survivor will do something extraordinary to save the day

>>31439122
It's still in the original MLP or whatever. Go watch that instead

>>31439102
True to a point.

I just prefer sex scenes to be in good taste. But that's just personal preference.

>>31439136

>>31439078
she's even pink like those little xanax footballs

>>31439087

>>31439130
I don't think Severing is the only reason Grimdark is popular.

It IS grimdark done right (for once), but the only reason? Probably not.

>>31439137
>BOW CHICA BOW WOW

>>31438965
Go headbutt some onions.

Goddamnit Applebloom, I warned you about recursion...

>>31439185
Tried that already. It only caused my eyes to sting, but I couldn't cry.
Also, Onions are casual.

>>31439152

>Recommending watching the original MLP

I refuse to believe someone could be so cruel.

>>31439171
Now there's a movie somebody should stream.

>>31439126
>>31439091
awwwwe yeah

>>31437655
>Pinky joins Facebook
>Facebook
>Facebook = Social Network
>SOCIAL network
I'm guessing about 20,000 posts in one day.
With around 2^inf friends.

>>31439140
now that is art

>>31439169
The trouble with Tribbles

oh wait no we already did that episode

>>31439146

>>31439122

Patience. There are going to be more 2-parters.

>>31439180
>He doesn't get the joke

It's from the awful awful MLP movie.

Watch with some hard liquor and a stream, or else you won't survive.

>>31439204

MY GOD...

IT'S FULL OF STARS

>>31439122
>yfw it will be and it ends up being some kind of snack-gone-wrong created by Pinkie-Pie and/or the CMC

>>31439122

How do you know that? Wasn't Discord in the old show too?

>>31439179
also there are a rather large number of people here who also enjoy warhammer 40k, which is where the word grimdark comes from.
Kinda drawn to it like moths to a flame.

>>31439146

He spent an ass load of time requesting pictures for that. God he's weird.

>>31439228
Ah, so ponies are essentially ice cream and/or frozen yogurt and during times of extreme passion they devolve into a puddle.

Interesting.

>>31439179
Sprinkles came out and admitted that if it weren't for Severing, there would have been no Cupcakes.

Yeah, RS/HFPS did Grimdark prior to Severing but the shocking twist at the end of the first part combined with perfect timing (dropping it in the midst of a three week hiatus) was the perfect storm to spur the story and the genre forward in the fandom.

>>31439250

>>31439237

Maybe for Season Three.

Would rather see Tyrac or whatever the centaur is called. He seems pretty cool.