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!QX11zbfSIA 11/12/11(Sat)18:52 No. 31433905 Way out west was this pony...pony I wanna tell you about. Pony by the name Jeff Lebowski. At least that was the handle his loving parents gave him, but he never had much use for it himself. Mr. Lebowski, he called himself "The Dude". Now, "Dude" - that's a name no one would self-apply where I come from. But then there was a lot about the Dude that didn't make a whole lot of sense. And a lot about where he lived, likewise. But then again, maybe that's why I found the place so darned interestin'. They call Ponyville the 'Village of Angels'. I didn't find it to be that, exactly. But I'll allow there are some nice folks there. 'Course I can't say I've seen Canterlot, and I ain't never been to Prance. And I ain't never seen no Princess in her damned undies, so the feller says. But I'll tell you what - after seeing Ponyville, and this here story I'm about to unfold, well, I guess I seen somethin' every bit as stupefyin' as you'd see in any of them other places. And in English, too. So I can die with a smile on my face, without feelin' like the good Celestia gypped me. . Now this here story I'm about to unfold took place back in the early '90s - just about the time of our conflict with Chie'f and the B-falloes. I only mention it because sometimes there's a pony... I won't say a hero, 'cause, what's a hero? But sometimes, there's a pony. And I'm talkin' about the Dude here. Sometimes, there's a pony, well, he's the pony for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that's the Dude, in Ponyville. And even if he's a lazy pony - and the Dude was most certainly that. Quite possibly the laziest in Ponyville County, which would place him high in the runnin' for laziest Equestriawide. But sometimes there's a pony, sometimes, there's a pony. Aw. I lost my train of thought here. But... aw, hell. I've done introduced him enough. 
