>horse
>wearing sandals

IM SO FUCKING ANGRY RIGHT NOW YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW

how does pony hold sword with hoof?

>mfw http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AOuFn83-n4

the fun continues

>>31412787
>>31412791
This, that picture is incredibly ridiculous

>>31412787

I agree.

How would that even work.

KEEPING in mind that Applejack has no magic?

NTSTS, I was utterly bored and filled with sleep deprivation last night. So I made this for you. Don't ask why I did this, because even I don't know.

>>31412733
bread updated :V

>>31412814
she isn't even trying to hold onto it with her stubby forelegs
they are both behind the handle
artist could at least have added a little tie or some tape or something

>>31412763
Samurai Applejack wouldn't be very effective. Besides, Dash is the legit blackbelt.

So she's like, one cloaked robe away from secret samurai

>>31412841
what is this i don't even
i boner'd

>>31412810
Please, no more

I dont want to see stumpy hurt more

>>31412841

It had to happen eventually :V

>>31412855
Tactile telekenesis.

>>31412855

unfortunately thats generally the canon way ponies hold things.

they've experimented with the stubs sort of wrapping around stuff, but its not used much, as it looks fucking weird.

>>31412855
Most artist are retards, apparently you need to sacrifice your intelligence to gain an "artistic" talent

new topic: Kloudmutt cannot into anatomy

Shit I need to go to fucking sleep.

>work at 4 am
>stay up until 1 am

HEY EVERYONE LOOK AT THE RETARD

HE'S SO SILLY

>>31412913

sweet, hoverarity

>>31412841
Dude
Like whoa

should have been one of the teams in the last episode darnit

>>31412913
I finished fapping to Amputee porn hours ago, no thanks.

So, how long till the pony mods? I want to ride Applejack.

does anyone know disco's new tumblr?

>>31412841
Stupid sexy griffy.

Ready for some nostalgia?

>>31412939
Riding? Pfft.

I'd rather have a 'Summon' spell so she could fight by my side

>>31412939
*snrk*


JESUS CHRIST WHY AM I STILL HERE

>>31412958
pornjunkyard.tumblr.com

I think he's done with pony, he's been doing more Homestuck stuff lately.

>>31412968

"With the Frizz?"

"NO WAY!"

>>31412934
They were

But they competed a week before the competition

So I finally, FINALLY got around to seeing Sisterhooves Special.

Did we talk about how Rarity's dad is basically Pony Mike Ditka? He even has footballs for a cutie mark!

>>31412967
>>31412841

Hey, I was here when the Griffy thing surfaced, but then I left for a few weeks.

Did Griffy's creator ever react to what we were doing?

>>31412810
...there's a tumblr for this? Link?

>>31412984
thanks! been looking for it for a while but nobody ever said anything

>>31412927

>about pic

Is it possible to fire a Smith & Wesson 500 magnum revolvers with one hand without breaking your wrist?

>>31412988
GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

>>31412841
Oh hey! Speaking of Griffy, mr.wesdaaman has updated his deviantart!

>>31412999
>footballs
>not "handeggs"
>or "hoofballs"
>or "fronthoofeggs"
Kill yourself.

>>31412984
>FUCK HOMESTUCK, BRONIES REPRESENT

Guys I miss Disco so much;_;

>>31413002
I think one of our tripfags sent him a link to a megaupload full of Griffy porn.

>>31413030
Fuck off, Euro.

>>31412841

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE DAFTY

WHAT HAVE YOU DOOOOOOOOOONE

>>31413035

That's classy.

I like that

>>31413026
What the hell is that?

>>31413002
No, because no one ever told him.

Do you want to be the one to take that plunge?

I favorited one of his drawings semi-ironically, and he replied asking me if I liked his stories. He has no idea that there's a group of people making hilarious caricatures of his terrible art and writing.

It's kind of cool, in a way... but if you want to shatter the illusion, by all means.

>>31412976
>morrowind
>spell creation
>summon ____
>duration one second
>additional effects
>soul seal, AOE
>look down
>cast
>over and over

COME MY MINIONS, RISE FOR YOUR MASTER

>>31413007
http://askstumpy.tumblr.com/

>>31412993

I am going to go with this

>>31413048

Blame NTSTS, he drives me to art.

>writers contest in full swing
>understands the writers spent a week up in the mountains meditating, preparing for this write off with the inept ponychanners
>can't be disturbed in the zone of writing

So, anyone keeping track of the event?

>>31412999

Yes. Ad nauseum.
We talked about how Rarity faking her accent was essentially confirmed way more.

>>31413032
>missing disco

yeah, we really don't get enough obscene depictions of ponies engaged in all froms of sexual endeavors.

>>31413017
Oh god I really don't know squat about guns. I just typed in something that sounded badass for Gummy to do.

>>31413063

Never know, he could pull a Tommy Wiseau and embrace it.

I doubt it though.

>>31413075
We don't get enough goodobscene depictions of ponies engaged in all froms of sexual endeavors.

>>31413073
no because I don't care about fanfiction or ponychan at all
in all of the fandom those are the 2 things about which I care the least

All night synchtube until new MLP episode stream at

http://joowz.com

GET IN HERE!

http://synchtu.be/entertaining

>>31413073
I'm not writing, as of yet... but that's what I'm doin for all of the next two days.

Squeak said he's half done. As for everyone else... dunno.

>>31413075
But he was a total bro every time he posted in these threads, and his pony art makes me smile. Is that so wrong?

>>31413096
It probably helps if you've fired the gun before, so you can anticipate the kickback.

>>31413111
He's not even good though.

It's more frightening then anything else.

>>31413074
I still think she was sent to a finishing school where she picked it up. If she were truly faking it, she would have slipped at some point by now. I say it's real, but she didn't always have it.

>>31413063

No, itd be so much better for him to stumble upon it organically

>>31413073
I got high and forgot about it and now I'm playing Skyrim. I'll probably still win anyway.

>>31413017

Well, it depends really. If you use a vise, does it still count as firing it one-handed?

>>31413132
Nah its not. I want him to come back more often too. His pictures were cool.

>>31412999
There was a suggestion that he's a famous coach, announcer, or former player. I suppose Rarity uses only one name because it would be rather awkward to be the pony equivalent of Rarity Madden or Rarity Elway.

Sorta like how Nicolas Cage is actually Nicolas Kim Coppola, nephew of Francis Ford Coppola.

>>31413044
>implying I'm european

>>31413131

Didn't you win the contest with the "Rarity falls in love with a dressmaker" prompt?

>>31413131
>he

>>31413155
Well OBVIOUSLY that goes without saying. If /co/ made you the unofficial king of the fanifcs, then was there really any doubt?

>>31413063

>Ms Faust, I would say everyone is making sexy fanart of your OC pony now.

WE MUST DO THIS, BUT WITH GRIFFY.

>>31413179

Brazilian? Argentinian? South African?

>That feel when you pre-ordered UMvC3 and everyone bought Skyrim

I feel so left out

>>31413180
Yus.

>>31413193
We need more sexy Griffy before that's accurate, i think.

>>31413180
Yah he did!
Squeak got second!
I nailed third!

>>31413175
It would explain where they got the money to send her to finishing school. They were new money, worked hard for what they got, and they wanted their children to be raised to be proper ladies, so we get Rarity and her WASPy elegance.

>>31413209
>implying Griffy wasn't sexy to begin with

>>31413209

>We need more sexy Griffy

SENTENCES LIKE THESE ARE WHAT CAUSED THE HOLOCAUST.

>>31413211
you should have been second

>>31413073
I'm waiting to see if there's any more fanon devestation in tomorrow's episode.

However, I've also got all my fiction writing tools sharpened and ready for use.

>>31413030
We'll start calling our game handegg as soon as you start calling your fake-injury-yellowcard

>>31413209

Don't tempt me bro, don't fuckin' tempt me.

>>31413255
draw futa griffy plz

>>31413155
If it's obvious which one is yours (which it should be, judging by the average Ponychan writefag) then I'm gonna vote the hell out of yours.

>>31413239
Could somebody please tell me what this writing contest is?

>>31413211
I got high and forgot to sabatoge it. I do that alot.

>>31413266
I'm going to use HS to vote for his regardless

>>31413285

draw futa griffy plz

>>31413285
Fluttershy discovering how cold it is in the D

>>31413264
I thought griffy was already male though?

>>31413268
http://fim.413chan.net/fic/res/13190.html

Five folk from here and five folks from Ponychan write stories based on a single prompt, at the end people read 'em, vote on 'em, site with the best total score wins.

Welp, I finally found a picture of the creator of Griffy. Ladies & gentlemen, wesdaaman....

>>31413209
The win was -thoroughly- deserved. You pulled the rug right out from under me with how it ended. Fuck.
>>31413211

>/co/ confirmed for having the best writefags in the fandom.

I'm not all that surprised.

>>31413250
We prefer the term "divegrass"

>captcha: 1966

>>31413285
Comedian Harry Hill takes a characteristically surreal look at the week's television, subjecting the latest soap sagas, hottest celebrities and up-to- the-moment media gossip to his unique brand of scrutiny.

Would you let Griffy sit on your face?

>>31413290
>>31413266
Any Idea when I need to have it by?

>>31413298

Fucking second

>>31413285

Big Smoke watching the intro to Over a Barrel.

>>31412968
Did they ever spend a single day just in class?

>>31413309
Sause

>>31413309

>Patriots

Oh god. He's in Boston. I need to get out of here!

>>31413236
I wish...I guess Squeaks fic was more...fun I guess.
>>31413284
We can crash this one then! Just submit it along with everyone else!

>>31413307
What's stopping people from circlejerking and getting everyone from their community to vote for them?

>>31413314
Thanks sincerely.

Also, thanks for bolstering the writing community here. I know it goes without saying as a fanfiction writer that I enjoy when someone appreciates the medium, but it's a nice contrast to the semi-frequent vitriol that writing gets here instead.

Would Lyra cosplay as Samus or Megaman?

>>31413309

>>31413298
Fucking OC furfaggotry bullshit

>>31413302
yes

>>31413309
Looks to be about fifteen and the shape of his face suggests some sort of mental deficiency.
He also looks like a nice enough kid, aside from the horrible fanfiction.

>>31413331
46 hours from now.

We need to get junior to make some griffy unbirthing art

>>31413367
No.

>>31413285
Cyborb Applebloom suffering critical meltdown from the Cutie Pox Virus

>>31413361
I believe the stories are posted anonymously so there isn't any voter bias

>>31413309

>>31413361
People keep asking this. All the stories are going to be posted anonymously.

I guess if they wanted to be covert they could tell everyone in secret which was theirs and rig the votes that way, but that would be super shitty... I don't hate ponychan enough to think they're capable of something so terrible.

>>31413307
What's the prompt?

>>31413377
I don't get it

>>31413400
>implying that won't stop writers from telling their friends who to vote for

>>31413409

Big Mac and Braeburn wester

>>31413409
READ THE THREAD PLEASE.

>OUR PROMPT IS!!!!!


>A Braeburn and Bigmac western story

>YEEEHAAAWWW!!

>>31413388
That's 45 hours more than I need.

>>31413402
I was gonna say just arrange it so the first letter of every paragraph spells out something like "I am NTSTS."

>>31413415
Dude, if you don't watch beavis and butthead we can never be friends

>>31413402
Why tell it in secret, why not in the open? If you posted as Anon saying to vote for story number 4 (knowing that was your story), whos stopping you?

>>31413309
Does anyone know where he lives? I want to leave dead cats on his porch.

>>31413429
I'll see what I can do.

>>31413285

Applejack swallowing a gigantic turd whole, like a snake.

>>31413441
Now I see it. I thought she was licking the wall. I actually haven't seen any of the new ones though.

>>31413433
>taking longer than 10 minutes to write a fanfiction
get your hands off of me you filthy casual

>>31413402

>implying you /co/ faggots aren't going to do the same

>>31413285

Pinkie in a baseball uniform

>>31413446
the collective integrity of the people in question

oh god i can't even say that with a straight face

look just don't talk about rigging it and it will be fine, okay? I won the last one and did nothing even remotely underhanded, so the system theoretically works

>>31413476
Well the one with the most words would be yours right?

>>31413474

I doubt anyone from /co/ will even vote

>>31413367
Megaman, she can't fit into the Samus suit.

>>31413473
>Implying most of that time isn't spent with other tabs and vidya

>>31413476

You won the last one?

Go team!

>>31413512
Oh, the circle jerking writefags will, no doubt about it.

>>31413476
If you could find a third, unaffiliated, un-bribable party it'd be even better, but I guess the honor system will have to work.

>>31413476
If a lot of people posted on ponychan that "story X" was written by "ponychan writer Y" and were correct, would "ponychan writer Y" get DQd for cheating?

If so, there's like a one in ten chance to knock one of them.

>>31413512
I sadly suspect this is true. Henceforth, Ponychan's inhereit content consumption bias might sway the results.
>>31413527
I know, I'm surprised too.
>>31413511
Maybe. Ponychan has some apparently verbose writers. I might get outstripped.

http://www.livestream.com/braeburned

>>31413540

There's no sense in playing fair.

lets get to it

>>31413532
I won't. Not even for my own, because I don't have to.

>>31413209

>>31413574
You're the most honest writefag here, Jesus

>>31413583

>>31413551
>braeburned

doesn't this guy draw hard gay MLP porn?

>>31413583
oh god why
who has done this

>>31413561
>>31413540
cut that out you guys

>>31413574

Come on dude, don't compete.

isn't your trophy room already full?

>>31413583
Must not fap

>>31413583
This is a boner I am completely comfortable with.

>>31413583

>>31413599

But all I have to do is screencap my post about cheating, go post it on ponychan and say everyone from /co/ is planning on cheating, and then i'll have ruined the contest for everyone!

>>31413606
Not full enough

>>31413606
The cups are all filled to the brim with piss and shit

Also the room for feeding his pet Nyx

>>31413583
i am sexually aroused

ironically

>>31413551
who is this, please?

>>31413547
>Ponychan has some apparently verbose writers. I might get outstripped.

Brevity is the soul of wit, as they say. We'll most likely identify you by voting for the best fic.

>>31413515
>THE LUSTY EARTH PONY MAID, ACT IV SCENE III
Liftser Tail: Certainly not, kind sir! I am here but to clean your chambers.

Crantius Colt: Is that all you have come here for, my little pony? My chambers?

Liftser Tail: I have no idea what it is you imply, master. I am but a poor Earth Pony maid.

Crantius Colt: So you are, my dumpling. And a good one at that. Such strong legs and shapely tail.

Liftser Tail: You embarrass me, sir!

Crantius Colt: Fear not. You are safe here with me.

Liftser Tail: I must finish my cleaning, sir. The mistress will have my head if I do not!

Crantius Colt: Cleaning, eh? I have something for you. Here. Polish my spear.

Liftser Tail: But it is huge! It could take me all night!

Crantius Colt: Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.

END OF ACT IV, SCENE III

>>31413625
What are you, spiteful?

...mito?

Is that you?

>>31413583
The wing on the other side of his right arm is weird but I don't care because butt.

>>31413643
I MUST FIND MORE OF THIS BOOK

>>31413639
Aw shucks.

>>31413664
There's a part two in Skyrim.

Also, there's "The Lusty Xenomorph Maid" on the /tg/ server of SS13.

>>31413561
So, disinformation campaign?

Anons posting thusly:
"story 5 was written by ponychan author ____"
"story 5 was written by /co/ author ____"

namefags being spoofed and having to put on trips

twenty entries in the fimfiction account; writers either have to admit to Squeak which one they wrote or voters have to read all twenty and vote

>>31413209

BOOP MOTHER FUCKER.

>>31413639
>Ponychanners don't vote for the actual best fic because they secretly (and correctly) suspect it's not one of theirs

>>31413656
>critiquing Griffy porn

Just got a picture of the son I left in 'nam after the war was over, thought I'd share it with you all.

So what's going on ITT?

>>31413649
>How do you tell when Mito is here
See reaction images he always posts
>>31413623
>>31413594
>>31413462

He isn't a subtle faggot

>>31413701
I'll critique your face with my dick!

Colored this thing JB drew for me yesterday. My eyes hurt now, so it's probably bad to stare at it too long. I think it has something to do with the green I used for the grass.

>>31413692

Truly we live in a disturbing time.

>>31413656
fixed

sorry, being immature today

>>31413737
It was the best of times...

>that link board to rape videos

..It was the worst of times.

>betrayal inside the ranks of the general

>>31413731
And the original in case anybody's curious.

>>31413731
>>31413731
I didn't draw that haha. Dr. White drew it bro.

>>31412763
I suspect Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy already are ninjas. Or were. Their stories in the Cutie Mark Chronicles were mostly made up. Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy were two of the most skilled ninja in all of Equestria once, Fluttershy being largely considered the better of the two.
But Fluttershy came to hate her life as a ninja, the countless lives that had met their end at her hooves was unbearable on her soul, when she confided this to Rainbow Dash, Rainbow Dash promised to help her friend and rival escape her ninja life somehow.
When another powerful rival to Fluttershy overheard this, he had attempted to warn the masters of the Ninja clan, but Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy confronted him before he could and a fierce battle broke out.
Rainbow Dash was forced to unleash her ultimate technique: The Sonic Rainboom.
The other ninja dead and Fluttershy badly injured from the fight, Rainbow Dash was able to help her fake her death and accuse the other pony of betrayal from jealousy.
Fluttershy was finally free, and she fled to Ponyville whereas Rainbow Dash sadly remained behind for many more years of loyal service until the Clan betrayed her.
She survived the attempt on her life and fled to Ponyville and met up with Fluttershy, to this day, the two keep a pact of being ready to defend the other to the death if need be.
But recent events with befriending Twilight Sparkle and their discovery of their Harmony Elements have have made them too powerful politically as well as in skill to be easily attacked by the Clan without notice or retaliation.
Still, each day they live in dread, knowing that the life they left behind so long ago can still come for them and the ones they love.

>>31413693

So they'll just vote for the fics that are in like... 7th place and under in terms of quality?

>>31413706
I was watching Tosh.0 today and there was a midget in a bathtub named Nathan. It made me think of you.

>>31413762
...I knew that. It's the colors messing with my eyes messing with my mind, man.

>>31413742

It's... beautiful!

>>31413766

>>31413755
>that link board to rape videos
What's all this then?

>>31413649

I can't be Mito, I love faceless too much

Do you think anyone will ever go too far with Griffy and make actually decent, fappable porn of him, like what they did to Derpy?

>>31413803
http://pastebin.com/cyzme5qQ

I also found out DD's cutie mark

>it's the jap symbol for rape

Fluttershy's cutie mark doesn't represent "being good with animals", it represents her hidden talent for falling on butterflies.

>>31413817
i really hope so

>>31413817
maybe we can get Megasweet to do it

>>31413826

oh man, Deaf must be so busy

Do we have any actually attractive contributorfags?

>>31413337

>>31413788
Perhaps you should lay off the pastel colored ponies until tomorrow haha.

>>31413826
>rape

>>31413857

Well this is my photo, i'm a little chubby but be gentle.

>>31413857
>he hasn't seen pictures of juice

>>31413817

This is how it starts.

Look what you're responsible for NTSTS.

>>31413882
He can't

>skyrim

>>31413857

Aside from the fact that he's balding, he's not really unattractive.

>>31413882
I regret nothing.

>>31413857
Disco is pretty sexy.

>>31413826

>(DD will like this one)

holy shit wait, this was compiled by a MLPG regular?

god damn you guys, I think I love you as much as I can, then you pull a stunt this impressive?!

>>31413866

this is.

just.

god I fucking love you Juice.

>That feel when you've posted your face before, but no one rememberes/bothered to save the image.
Feels anonymous, man.

>mfw i still cant stream

OH WELL

tiem to make nightmares

>>31413900
I didn't mean to apply Hops was unattractive. I mean I'd mongle his cock, probably.

>>31413902
You're a soulless prick.

>>31413882

I HELPED TOO GEEZ.

NTSTS should write a Griffy clopfic.THERE'S NO GOING BACK NOW.

>>31413916
Why would you even post your face?

Feels good to be forever unknown.

>>31413916

you're female right?

bullshit no one remembers, I bet people masturbate to your face regularly.

>>31413916
Don't be so sure.

>>31413879
Jesus! you're a whale!
And yet are just so damn majestic because of it...

>that feel when you leave MLP general for the summer and there's a whole different team of tripfags than there were before

>>31413910
If you knew the truth, if you all knew the truth.

It's a test, really, fooling the hive mind so well.

>>31413925

Well, man, you don't blame the guy who created ovens for the Holocaust, you blame Hitler. Unless you really do blame the guy that created ovens, but that would be pretty fucked up.

>>31413916
I remember, you wore a hat thing
but I didn't save it

Oh boy new episode soon!

Ya'll best be having Applejacks for breakfast

>>31413948
I'm still here, for some reason.

>>31413954

How cryptic, I'm going to spend the next few days analyzing this.

or you could just tell me what you're up to

>>31413934
he's male

>>31413974

then why the fuck did anyone want pictures of his feet with a wii controller?

>>31413948

Many moved to Ponychan.

>>31413948
That feel when a tripfag you hadn't seen since season 1 comes back.

Seriously, I can't believe no one remembered who Bronyboy or Dalapony were.

>>31413948
Almost as if, the times change, and people change over time.

Fuck, this shit's deep yo.

Though it probably explains why some of 4chan is unwilling to change with the times of the world, and why most of the mods and moot are stuck in the past, ie, 2005-08

>>31413948
I can't seem to remember you.
Did you do anything?

>>31413979
>he doesn't have a male foot fetish with a wii controller
>2011

>>31413968
For some reason, Applejacks with cheddar cheese melted on them taste really good. I mean like, forbidden foods-level good.

>>31413979
what..?

My mind is strange.
Can someone explain to me what the shit I just drew?

>>31413999

it came up last thread, I think.

hurry go check it out! you can't miss anything in the MLPG! it's too exciting!

>>31413973
Where is the fun in that?

>>31414005
Rarity

>>31414005
Looks like a Revoltech Rarity Figure.

>>31414005
Ball-Joint Doll Rarity?

>>31413948
trips come and go
but anon will always be here for you, whoever you are

>>31414005

rarity with a detachable head, obviously

>>31413985
Bronyboy, rubrony, dala, Scherzo...alot returned but aren't nearly as active. Hell, even Fon Shaolin showed up recently.

>>31413999

Kid... you have a lot to catch up on.

>>31414016

Because i've already forgotten what you said, so i'll never know what you were up to if you dont just tell me now

>>31414005
Oh bo

>>31414029
I want to see that one guy come back
cottonmouth, I think? the fanfic writer who hated on all other writers
fun times

>>31414046

I want to see sgt. sprinkles come back so i can tell him he sucks

>>31414029
Scherzo just kind of came out of nowhere didn't he.

Hey MightyShockwave, meet us here.

>>31409186

>>31414040
You didn't play AA/AC, did you?

Kids these days, no attention whatsoever, equivalent to nats really.

>>31414060
he posts on fimchan still I think

>>31414073

>gnats

Spooky Quest thread 404'd unexpectedly.

If any of my questers are here, I'll be positing in the next dead general. Or, if you'd prefer, we can wait this thread out or postpone until tomorrow.

ARE YOU READY FOR THE SUMMER?

>>31414046
Cotton is over in fimchan hating things still
>>31414060
He farts around in fimchan too.
>>31414066
Very early too, like around RoH Pt.2 after leaving in May

So guys, what do you think the moral for tomorrow's episode is going to be?

Remember kids, if your friend is infected, they are no longer your friend anymore.

>>31414073

bitch, I played myst and riven.

thats how I roll

>>31414098
THIS SUMMER...THEY KNEW TOO MUCH.

>>31414093
Over here.

>>31409186
>>31409186
>>31409186

>>31414098
I am ready for the sunshine

>>31414107
Infected=head shot

A silent take down is the most silent take down.

Why contain it thou?

>>31414118

ONE MAN, ONE DESTINY, ONE GOAL.

>>31414107
It's another one of those self-discovery morals.

>>31412763

Panty ? Nice.

>>31414145
STARRING ENRIQUE IGLESIAS, JOHN TRAVOLTA, AND MORGAN FREEMAN.

Just look at Pinkie's enormous ass. Just look at it and try not to driven into a snorting, eye-rolling, sweating, crumpled, tensing heap of lust.

>>31414107
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vxi7JRJrod4

>>31414160
Hard mode: Try not to throw up.

>>31414145

DIRECTED BY MICHAEL BAY...

>>31414107
Quarantine is an effective way to stop disease.

And medical testing on animals may anger some (like fluttershy) it is necessary to develop important drugs and medicines. The animals that make that sacrifice are true and brave martyrs. (and yes fluttershy will be angry when twilight test her anti cutiepox retroviral on angel bunny, but the first test only causes angel to froth at the mouth until dead)

>>31414135

I am hoping so desperately it will be a zombie survival parody, but I know deep in my heart that >>31414149 is probably right.

>>31414073

Ok I went over everything again.

you're totally not giving me enough here

>>31414160
If I pay you money will you stop drawing things?

>>31414169
WRITTEN BY M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN.

>>31414156
what? No, Panty uses a gun, Its stocking who uses the sword.

>>31414160

Ross is listening to us a bit, at least. Sweetiebelle doesn't look like a mime anymore.

>>31414160
Umm, ok. Done. Looking good, I guess? It's kind of hard to tell with your style.

new episode tomorrow?

>>31414167
I lose

>>31414183
Fluttershy makes sure the balance of nature continues. She's Death incarnate, feeding the otters fish, and the gators duckies.

>>31414198

It's a repost.

This guy is frustratingly stubborn and pretentious with his style and is constantly trying to justify his laughable design choices. It's weird, man. He's got talent, but he's kind of a prick.

>>31414197
I'm tell you friend, there are hints in my posts.

Thou, I will admit, only semi seasoned veterans will pick up my hints, the sharped eye and the ones who would see them if not for personal vendetta.

So much light, and yet you're blind.

>>31414216
Yep, will you be here with your pals Anonymous?

>>31414253

you can count on it

is it the cutie pox one

I just realized something.

If Rarity's dad was a football player, I bet her mom was a cheerleader. They were the homecoming king and queen. They have frat bros and sorority sisters. She probably sells Tupperware.

And Scootaloo's parents are probably dorky hippies like her lame-o sister with all her animal friends.

>>31414263
No, it's the Very Special Episode about rape.

>>31414224
That is an evil looking Fluttershy.

Okay nearly done before coloring. Besides Applebloom (who I did drew real quick like in the corner) How does this look so far?

Any part of Sweetie that looks off or I could improve?

>>31414263
Yes, I'm looking pretty forward to it too. I wonder if they will actually give her a real cutiemark in the end. Though this would require her actually figuring out her special talent. I'm pretty interested to know what'll happen.

Predictions for some of the cutie marks that AB is going to get?

If you guess correctly, you get a free hug from AB

>>31414306
Didn't somebody already confirm that no real cutie marks will be gotten this season?

>>31414315
Flowers.

>>31414303
Thicker legs I'd say

so today i started reading past sins im at chaper 11 and so far the thing is damn good, do my faggoty level is augmented by 10 points for liking it?

>>31414315
Just the standard premade cutiemarks on Cheerilee's chart. Tropical island, yin yang dolphins, tricycle, three footballs, etc.

>>31414303
Her forelegs look too thin.

Alrighty, I whipped up another Griffy picture. SHOULD I POST IT?

>>31414303
Maybe some static sparks coming from her broken horn

>>31414306

I don't think they're going to fuck up the status quo like that.

sweetie and scoots are going to try to catch cutie pox from AB

they heard it could be transmitted in bodily fluids, leading to sexual experimentation

>>31414339
When will it end

>>31414339
Don't even bother asking. Just machine gun them.

>>31414339
Yes.

>>31414285

>like her lame-o sister with all her animal friends

>>31414339
do it motherfucker!

>>31414332

Your faggotry levels are at critical mass.

>>31414303
Her legs look a bit thin and lacking proportional there, but I think it looks alright otherwise.

>>31414351

NEVER.

>>31414241

Sorry dude, I'm just not bright enough.

don't spoil it though, try again later

>>31414346
We do not understand the organic fascination with self-poisoning, audio damage, and sexually transmitted diseases

>>31414315

it would be such a twist if one of her cutie marks was a hammer

>>31414285
>>31414361
>Scootaloo and Fluttershy are sisters

Jesus Christ not this shit again...

>>31414240

Laughable's fine with me. As long as they're not boring, which anime cookie cutter bodies and faces and slight derivations of would be. I also wasn't aware that a push for variety of visually distinguishable characters beyond surface details was pretentious, and I didn't think that giving advice that actually fucking works and is applicable was high-falutin', either.

>>31414322
I dunno, might not have been here for that. Source if you would be so kind?

>>31414376
brb, fapping

>>31414376

There is no god.

>>31414398
Sorry, but if I had a source I'd have posted it. Something about questions asked at a convention, though. Maybe it's on DH?

>>31414388
Think of your two least favorite pieces of fanon. One is wiped out, the other is promoted to canon. Which is which?

>>31414336
>>31414329
>>31414373
Stubbier filly legs. Got it. Thanks guys!
>>31414341
Will add! Along with a glowing effect ala terminator for her robot eye I suppose before the existential rampage

>>31414388

It doesn't seem very plausible to me, but it is an interesting theory.

>>31414421
...I'll take 'Scootaloo and Fluttershy are sisters' promoted, and let 'Big Mac is Gay' be wiped out.

>>31414332
You're not the only /co/mrade who liked it, anon. And everything gets explained by the end of the story (except for one glaring idiotic mistake made by one character which never gets lampshaded).

>>31414369
i knew it, i totally knew it

>>31414456
>everything gets explained

Everything except the whole 'every character has large parts of their brain missing' part. That's just kind of left out there.

>>31414397

Oh, hello there Ross.
I see you did away with Sweetiebelle's makeup. This is a step in the right direction. However I must ask: Did you make Pinkie Pie even fatter than before?

>>31414444
>Big Mac is gay
>fanon
I got some bad news...

>>31414332
Is Nix being a cum-dumpster part of the story, or is that something we came up with?

>>31414444
>dem quad quads
I dunno what i'd banish, but I think if one of them morphed into reality it would be "Pinkie's sister is Octavia"

GAH JUST TYPING IT MAKES ME UPSET

>>31414135
>the GEP gun is the most silent takedown
FTFY

>>31414444

herpa derp quints it's like I'm really on /v/ et cetera.

To be honest, knowing you, I would've expected Derpy & Dinky. Of course, that would mean Depry would need a canon personality, and that might end up pissing you off more than the possibility of Dinky not being Derpy's daughter. Would I be correct in that assumption?

>>31414417
Weird, I've been checking DH pretty frequently and haven't heard anything about it. Ah well, as someone said before I doubt they'd break the status quo like that this early on, just thought it might be interesting. Still fairly excited to see the usual episode silliness though. Also excited to see more Apple bloom; she is pretty cool.

>>31414499
>pony sexuality
>canon

I've got worse news...

>>31414332
I heard something about it getting a re-write. I gave it a try a while before that and had to quit, but maybe it isn't as completely retarded as it was.

I think the guy that wrote/cowrote it also did that portal crossover that wasn't awful, so maybe it could also be not completely awful.

Doubt it though, and I won't be giving it another chance. It's still about bullshit OC's and has a cliche as fuck story.

>>31414508
No, you're thinking of Present Sins.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1HpvTFy18ir_OzfvRP_s62uiKSt6ILl0YArm7YtH3ODw/edit?hl=en_US

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-azSvGbOa05G-8RYLLJpggMCnWSQ07rFPY-jt1oTxvQ/edit?hl=en_US

>>31414533
SlyWit was adapting it into a script for the show.

>>31414494

Or, alternatively, if you're going for designs that are -purposefully- exaggerated to such a point that it becomes funny, then more power to you. However I'm not sure how it will make you more popular.

>>31414542
Present Sins is totally canon in Past Sins story.

>>31414525
The original prompt was 'take your two least favorite'.

And Derpy & Dinky isn't favorite, or least, or anything around there. It's just there. I don't have any particular attachment to it, I just can't stand it when people make fallacious arguments.

>>31414474
Like on the show:
Pinkie forgets her birthday - no explanation
Fluttershy doesn't tell them she's scared of Dragons (and is never portrayed as a scaredypony ever again)
Applejack ignores all her years of farming experience and tries to harvest the entirety of Sweet Apple Acres' vast orchard all by herself
Twilight forgets how to science (hey, let's test Pinkie Sense by double-blind dropping stuff!)
Rarity doesn't insist on using her designs at the Gala fashion show

>>31414525

>quints

God damn it I meant quads.

>>31414520

>Pinkie's sister is Octavia

Since when the fuck has this been fanon. Christ either I am out of the loop or you've been digging in the trash again.

>>31414520
Pfft. Octavia is totally mr. breezys daughter. Since you know, they're both gray?

like, duh

>>31414444

>>31414421

Doctor Whooves being wiped.

Lyra and Bonbon being canon.

>>31414558

Well there you go I fucked up twice in one post.

>>31414576
Please, negro, I am the wizard of the dubs. I did rerail a resent thread with these bad boys.

>>31414559
Eh, it's a cartoon. Consistency and logic in cartoons is rare if not downright ignored.

>>31414565
I see it get thrown around from time to time. Was in a comic or fic i saw the other day, which remind me that some people think it's a thing.

Oh yeah, it was a ponychan story for their contest.

THAT EXPLAINS IT

worst fanon ever

can't think of one i hate to make true though. maybe... all the ponies are straight.
;_;
actually fuck that i'll put up with tavi pie to make it so lesbians are canon

>>31414598
But... We... had a deal...

WE HAD A DEAL!

>>31414588
Can you do that?!? Can you fuck up twice in one post?!?

>>31414559
Anonymous if you think hard, I'm pretty sure you'll realize most of those things were explained throughout the episode. With the exception of Pinkie, but she is a bit of an enigma at times. Plus she mostly focuses on the happiness of others, her own happiness is just a bonus to her.

>>31414606
PS is fun because it's junk drama and relationships, ie, a Soap Opera.

F;E is fun because it's mindless action and violence with sex, like Fallout.

They're fun, not master pieces.

>>31414606
And the same is true in Past Sins.

Keep in mind too, we're all so genre savvy from years of watching comedies and dramas and reading fantasy and sf that when a character doesn't do things right the first time, we get mad. Forgetting of course that humans rarely do things right the first time IRL, or in a crunch situation.

Do you think female Discord would try to seduce male Rarity with her body to get her to break during the labyrinth?
Even if the answer is no do you think someone could draw this?

I might accidentally sleep in tomorrow, but who knows for sure.
I just wanted to apologize in advance in case that happened.

>>31414644
She loves to see her friends smile smile smile

>>31414559
Pinkie forgot her birthday because she cares more about making others happy than she does about something as small as her own birthday.

Fluttershy is portrayed as a scaredypony ALL THE TIME.

AJ tried to harvest the orchard by herself because she thought she could do it.

Feeling Pinkie Keen is chock-full of this shit.

Rarity didn't insist on her own designs because she wanted her friends to be happy. Element of Generosity, remember?

>>31414610

The only time I've seen Pinkie and Octavia being sisters was in Silent Ponyville (fucking hell that sounds stupid to me now).

It was meant as a complimentary fic to Cupcakes (of course), but Cupcakes was a nightmare Pinkie had in addition to other horrifying ones due to a traumatic event in her childhood.

So what's going in this thread guys?

>>31414662
I know that feel.

If you're awake when the episode starts send the police to my house, I don't want to miss another one.

>>31414610

Wait, yeah, I'm starting to remember it now. Maybe I just pushed it out of my head because I'm more partial to the idea of her being Lyra's elitist sister, but you prescribe to that train of thought and suddenly everyone throws shit at you because DURR OCTAVIA ISN'T A UNICORN.

At the end of the day though I don't really give a shit about fanon, it's just something interesting to theorize while waiting on new episodes. I don't see it as "I think such and such is such and such," I see it as "it would be kind of cool if such and such was such and such."

but, you know.

>fanon

>>31414665
The rapist rationalizes everything and has an excuse for everything. Typical.

>>31414618

Best ship here.

Confirmed now that MS is drawing it, and plans to draw more of it from here on out.

>>31414715

>>31414610
Octavia being one of Pinkie's sisters was thrown around pretty heavily right after Best Night Ever aired.

>>31414686
Jesus christ that's disturbing.

>>31414686
WAITING FOR NEW EPISODE

>>31414663
That is what I was alluding to; yes. That song pretty much explains Pinkies character perfectly for me. I can't help but hope we get songs like that for the other ponies. I was lucky enough to get one of my favorite.
>that feel when your favorite pony gets a character song.

It is a good feel.

>>31414720
>cute hugging
>ship
oh wait it's mlp lolz

>>31414725
stupidest fanon ever... i'll still take it if it means i can abolish all straight ponies though

>>31414665
Rarity didn't insist on telling Celestia the truth about Nyx because she wanted Twilight to be happy. Element of Generosity, remember?

And thus it comes full circle. All character stupidity can be explained in-universe with enough stretching.

u just mad about that alicorn OC.

>>31414725

Yeah, but fanon that pops up directly after an episode appears is always best ignored, because nine times out of ten it is fucking retarded.

>>31414720
>MS plans to draw more Snailestia
SAUCE PLEASE

>>31414688

>New episode is tonight for me
>Have cold
>Feel like shit

I honestly don't think I can make it.

>>31414700
That's exactly how I like to think of fanon, too. You're not alone

>>31414749
Oh man. I know that feel so hard.

Hold me, anonymous.

it fills my heart with sunshine

>>31414686

Well this is kind of cuOH GOD I POOPED

>>31414721
>talking about ponies

>>31414740
Wait what?
Is it today?
No delay?
Must stay awake

>>31414753
>abolish all straight ponies

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?

>>31414686
animating outtakes/reading this thread/waiting for new episode.

>>31414753
>abolish all straight ponies

You monster...

>>31414734
It's even more disturbing with 4chanX autogif
You just scrolling around then suddenly small Pinkie out of fucking nowhere.

>>31414792
because that is the worst ship ever

>>31414801
by 'all straight' i mean 'the notion that everyone in the show is heterosexual'.

goddamnit
your ship is tied for second worst

>>31414786
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8PhzrmBgMI

>>31414755
Yeah because hiding a eldritch horror that almost fucked up the world is the same as making dresses.

>>31414769
>SAUCE PLEASE
http://fim.413chan.net/art/res/45890+50.html#46604


>Honestly I never really liked Snails until I started drawing him again recently. Now I'm on a kick to do a bunch with him and her majesty.
>After the doodles and a movie I began a bit of work on a new animation loop for these two. I'll continue it during tomorrow's stream.

>>31414827
>second worst

...But why?

>>31414749
>>31414781
If they ever use it in the show, the context is probably going to make it the saddest thing ever.

yfw Pinkie Pie has to move away from Ponyville and this is her farewell song to her friends, trying to convince them to be happy for her even though she has to go back to work on the rock farm.

>>31414753
>People think hugging is shipping.
I'd draw ponies hugging but people would just think they'd be going to have sex later. It's a little annoying, but hey some people like to have fun that way.

>>31414755
i thought it was because she promised it or some shit

>>31414827
Straight until proven lesbian

>>31414786

>trying to hang yourself from a ceiling fan
>implying it won't just pop out of the ceiling

Then again, if they're buying a Buckley book they can't be too bright to begin with.

>>31414753

Abolishing all straight ponies will cause a population death in Equestria.
What is even the need for 2 sexes if it were possible to have lesbian/gay butt-babies?

>>31414852
SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THAT THIS IS THE WORST IDEA EVER

I'M SRSLY I WILL FLY TO YOUR HOUSE AND PUNCH YOU

>>31414753

Hey, if you really want to abolish all straight ponies, we could always talk more about that theory we came up with a few months ago over what [adult swim] would do if the Hub gave up on FiM and they picked it up for a parody series. You know, Flutterhigh, Rarity being a whore, Pinkie being on cocaine, LESBIANS, LESBIANS AND MORE LESBIANS, and all that other shit that everyone hates and would hate even more if it was actually on the show.

I still think it would be funny as fuck though.

>>31414827
So.. is bisexual okay then? Cuz I could totally live with that.

>>31414686
What is this shit.
It's like I'm watching a slidesho- OH FUCK

Seriously. I wasn't expecting that.

>>31414827
so whats best straight ship?

better be pic related

>>31414875
Can you bring yourself to collide your fist with this ugly mug?

>>31414875
You just mad because you know I'm right.

>>31414781
Okay, but no funny business.

>>31414753
I'm probably the only one who likes straight shipping as much as lesbian shipping...

>>31414786

>Ctrl+Abortion+Delete
>Actually buying any merchandise of it

Holy shit am I in the Twilight Zone or something?

>>31414852
>parents die
>inherit rock farm
>SELL ROCK FARM

>>31414899
I'm mad because you're trying to ruin one of the best things ever with your mind-shatteringly awful idea.

CUT IT OUT

>>31414893
>straight shipping
>good
pick one
caramel twilight isn't terrible
everyone knows what i think the best straight ship is though

>>31414913
Nope, I am a fan of both as well.

>>31414749
Indeed. And it's such an amazing song, too. I can't get enough of i-
>>31414852
SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP