MLP General!

I come from the future with an urgent warning! It turns out that somebody from this time period is planning on traveling back in time an ruining all future MLP Generals! We've got to stop them before it's too late!

Trixie's a keyword, too, actually.

Long ago in a distant land, I, Celestia, the pony-molesting Mistress of Trolling, unleashed some unspeakable shenanigans! But a foolish band of friendly fillies wielding some magical stones of harmony stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final spell was cast, I tore open a portal in space and flung them into the human world, where friendship is outlawed! Now the fools seek to return to Equestria, and undo the mischief that is Trollestia!

Can somebody please post the rest of these?

>>31409186
Thats the GREAT AND POWERFUL Trixie, you hick!

COME ON EVERYPONI SMILE SMILE SMILE!

Trixie is worst pony, they should have never included her in the mlpfim marshmallow cereal.

guam fag reporting

Do you think we'll ever see Appaloosa ever again?

Holy shit. League of Legends is awesome.
So how's the General today? Pumped for Tomorrow's episode?

>>31409218

He's already gone back in time. You must hurry or something terrible might befall the generals.

Like, what if he changes it so all of the ponyfags went to Ponychan and the bronies stayed here?

can't wait for tomorrow morning

>>31409269

Smile they said?

>>31409218
Come with me if you want to live

>>31409291
territory peasant, alabama fag here

>>31409269

That song sucks.

>>31409262
The only way I found out about it was because some Fairly OddParents threads turn up in the archive sometimes.

>>31409297
It's terrible. It makes me sad because I can't play with my friends, because I just drag them down.

>>31409309
>apple cider

MORE LIKE INSIDE HER EHUEHUE.

>>31409309
boner you betray me!

>>31409317
cali master race

>>31409325
Ive only played 7 games since I started playing a few hours ago. I play a decent Veigar and Olaf.

>>31409269
Smile you say?

>http://maxiburger.tumblr.com/post/12035951873/welp-this-was-an-utter-waste-of-time-but-now-that-
i

>This one is too good to be foreign. 893 points

Oh, wow.

>>31409269
I want to stop smiling.

Would you hug a pony?

>>31409321
Silly anon, that's not how you spell "that song rocks"

>>31409299
Clearly the only way to stop this from happening is to push Joan Collins in front of a moving bus.

>>31409309
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought she was thinking about this

>>31409361
new zealand here

>>31409386
No!

>>31409386
Applejack looks like Scootalooe and Pinkie combines

>>31409393
Non sexually.

>>31409409
Everyone see that coming.

>>31409393
Only if they wanted to hug me back

>>31409386

>What the hell are you smiling at?

>>31409393
Yes

If only she would sit still for 3 seconds

>>31409409
Am I honestly the only person who doesn't sexualize the show the first time I watch it?

>>31409393
HEY! This is a BLUE board, mister!
Take your /b/ shit out of here!

>>31409396

No, it sucks.

Generic crap. The kind they put on cheap CDs for toddlers to listen to during car rides.

If anyone is interested in playing Werewolf Applebloom quest, it's going to be happening in the previous general soon.

>>31405702

>>31409460
I never sexualize the show itself.

>>31409460

Oh no, it took me a good solid month before I started sexualizing the show

>>31409393

Only if it were consensual.

>15:53 The fact that there is a mule means a pony must have had sex with a donkey……

from the jap stream translations

Why hadn't I thought of that?...
Did any of you catch it?

>>31409316

Are you the little shit who's going back in time? QUICK we need the eye stealer guy to blind him.

Ponies vs Colossi.
who wins.
also
your favorite character is a traitor who is helping Spike deliver intelligence to his dragon overlords

>>31409474

>request day of the dead ponies 5 months ago
>artist gives up because it was too hard
>just see this

How long has this been kept from me!

>>31409469
>implying this is not a kids show
you're going full retard bro

>>31409460
I don't, but there are some poor souls here who's minds have been destroyed by /co/

Like people who take one look at a scene and they immediately wonder if that one guy who likes eating shit noticed, for example

How do they even enjoy the show anymore...

>>31409520
A long time my amigo

>>31409495
We did.

It was so obvious no one even talks about it.

>>31409520
quite a while, pretty sure i saw it like a month ago or more

>>31409460
I don't sexualize the show. It's a fucking cartoon, I can't take sexualizing it seriously.

>>31409495

Of course, bro.

there is literally nothing we haven't though of, or explored about this show

>implying you wouldn't want to be in an abusive relationship with Trixie

>>31409558
>>31409561

I am shocked and appalled!

>>31409520
A while.

>>31409469
Oh I'm sorry dude, I thought this was a kids show with the only purpose to sell merchandising like those cheap CDs

>>31409589
And it all came out on the day of the dead did you hear what I just said?

>>31409534
>How do they even enjoy the show anymore

I know right. I didn't even notice when Luna said "The fun has been doubled" that it would be used for doubles shit.

>>31409517
How does poni climb colossi?

>>31409584
fuck

>>31409612
I liked her saying Huzzah! and am sad that it has not lead to crossover art with Cave Story.

>>31409584

>>31409603

They could've made it...ya know, not suck.

This needs Poni.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7egFhuObEo&feature=autoplay&list=WL4D71B50F05FB9906&lf=B
Fp&playnext=2

>>31409651

What sucks about it?

>>31409520
You missed a lot bro. Also, obligatory...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfCsossgcaY

>>31409651
no matter what they do someone will think it sucks

>>31409646
Luna/Balrog OTP

>>31409666
This is what thread needs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4

>>31409603
you see, this is supposed to be that moment where the other shoe drops and you realize what you're wasting your time with

>>31409626
two words.
spiked boots.

>>31409716
But what are you doing here?

>>31409683

Yeah I just got back from a hiatus.

also >Voltaire

lets not start this stuff again

>>31409683
Who drew all the day of the dead ponies?

>>31409772
I wish I had left for the hiatus.

It would have saved me from alot of weird feelings.

>>31409782
http://violetmagician.deviantart.com/gallery/33225294

>>31409711
Balor, not Balrog.

>>31409809
Thank you

>>31409801

Nah man, I just mean I took a break for a month or so.

I was here for THE hiatus, though. Probably why I'm so fucked up now.

>>31409811

>>31409871
why boner

>>31409309
fuck, boner achieved

>>31409811
>>31409870

>been torrenting Skyrim for 2 days now
>70%

It's almost worth buying.

>>31409925

I've been torrenting for 2 hours and its at 12%

why is this shit taking so long?

>>31409885

If you're a footfag, I'm not sure why you'd say that.

>>31409932
>getting porn from memebase

why

>>31409950

apparently he didn't know he was a footfag

>>31409871

Haha I just noticed she's unzipped her pants. Like, Dash was all ready for a game of hide the sausage when suddenly "WANK ME WITH YOUR FEET BABY!"

>>31409945
>Not posting the superior version with sound effects

>>31409950
Well he must not be one then you nimrod

>>31409925

How much is it worth buying? is it worth $40 to you instead of the $60 retail? Because it must be worth /something/ to you if you're going to the trouble of torrenting it in the first place and plan on spending your time with it.
Just fucking buy it if you really enjoy it that much, piratefag.

Ugh. I hate the feet fetish. I had bad experiences with a friend that had them.
He made me take pictures of my feet with the tows tied with a Wii Classic Controller.

>>31410026
It was worth $60 to me. Been playing on and off since I bought it

>>31410033
Wat

>>31409956

Actually these originated here. I want to say Megasweet. Of course back when MS was always here...

>>31409584
>>31409650

until now, I was never interested in sexualizing ponies.

>>31410033
>friend
>forcing you to taking fetishistic pictures
...something is telling me that he wasn't much a "friend", buddy

Guess who's drunk!?

>>31410026
I'm a poorfag who just wants to save money, and still enjoy luxury non-necessities.

>>31410086

You?

What you drinkin, son?

>>31410033

Dude, what. What. No seriously what.

>>31410033
>With a Wii Classic Controller
monster.....

>>31410098

>>31410103

Shot of rum and a drink of Guinness. I am the DEFINITION of a lightweight.

>>31410086
>Getting drunk alone while using your PC

>>31410121
>Not the superior Twidash

>everybody playing Skyrim
>I'm replaying the first Max Payne

Feels awesome, man.

>>31410098

You really can't save up 60 bucks, but have a PC that's good enough to play this game?

I don't believe you. If money is really that tight, just do some money-saving things suggested on /diy/ instead of using things that would ordinarily cost money to law-abiding people.

>>31410142
Fucking Light-
Well at least you admit it

Pansy

>>31410098
Save the money and commission some pony porn instead

>>31410142

...I'm not going to make fun of you, I'm sure you've already heard it all.

>>31410147

Have you tried it dude? it's loads of fun

all your favorite media at your fingertips, trolling MLPG

its great

>>31410148
>beginners

Wheres the part2 with Dash tossing the book away and giving her immediate learning experience?

>>31410150
You could also try Skyward Sword

>>31410152

I torrent media because I don't have any moral hangups about it

Also I hoard music

>>31410152
>poor people can't own nice computers

Yeah, fuck you too buddy.

>>31410118
>>31410112
>>31410078
>>31410064
He was a friend. Was. But he had....problems.
And this was during the time I was on DeviantArt, was also pretty fucking stupid then.
But yeah, and it was on more than one occasion. Each time he had me take more than 2 pictures.

>>31410204
ha, im playing OoT this very moment

>>31410150
That game sucked ass.

>>31410147

Just got back from a bar, dude.
Struck out, though. You can laugh about that if you want.

>>31410220

So will you take pictures of yourself participating in my fetish?

>>31409990 Not posting the superior version with sound effects

>>31410220

I don't know whether that's adorable or creepy.

>>31410242
I CAN....maybe.
Even though it's not my thing. I don't know. I'm just a nice person.
Does that make me strange?

>>31410277
Yup. Creepy

>>31410204
I have no Wii. I also have no TV.

Yeah.

>>31409650
That's just gross, son.

>>31410294

You SEEM pretty strange. But I am drunk, so I wouldn't trust my own opinion.

>>31410245
>Not wanting to risk a ban

I am a pussy, I know.

>>31410233
You suck ass.

>>31410294

I suppose it might.

Although all of my experience with people who are self proclaimed 'nice people' is that they're not actually nice

>>31410218
Maybe you should have gone with a cheaper comp so that you could have used the leftover cash for life necessities... or Skyrim.

>>31410216
Great job. It's not like these developers are people with bills to pay of their own or anything. As far as you're concerned, they might as well be machines, right?

>>31410326

You're not drunk off one shot and one weak beer.

I simply don't believe you.

>>31410339
>>31410339
Maybe I do.

>>31410349

You doubt how much of a fucking lightweight I am? Well just because I'm cognizant enough to spell the word cognizant doesn't mean I'm not completely smashed right now!

Now post some mother-fucking ponies!

>>31410341

The developers of the games don't get much of the profit from game sales.

why don't you torrent the game, then mail out $60 divided among all the developers of the game? that way the money goes to who deserves it

>>31410340
I've heard that from everyone I've met, so I can't blame you.
But I'm a mixture of selfishness and selflessness.
Like a Selfish Selfless person.
Or is it a Selfless Selfish person?

>>31410413

That would be a bit suspicious, for one. I think it would be too obvious if each developer got pocket change wired to their bank accounts.

>>31410341
I bet you rage over people watching mlp on youtube and not buying it from itunes, don't you

>>31410427
You are a shellfish.

WOOOH!!!

PONIES!!!

>>31410341
wow, cry me a fucking river.

>>31410465
You're funny. I kill you last.

>>31410392
Pony should Anamanaguchi party

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqQ6Q0VEZgY&feature=related

>>31410508
Good luck with that, I'm made of potassium.

>>31410341
Piracy is the way of the future son, dont get left behind

>>31410483

>Sociopath
But ignoring that for the moment:
You're the reason companies are making more games specifically with consoles in mind, forcing PC users to get ports. Pirating has become enough of a problem that they no longer care about you anymore. Nice.

>>31410294

Can you post a pic of your feet? Most people's are actually really ugly as fuck, so there must be something nice about yours if some guy was getting off to them.

>>31410464

OOOOHHH!

good point.

>>31410341

rebuttle?

>>31410535

>Not being a being from beyond that cannot be touched by creatures of this world

Casual scum.

Your waifu gets posted, you go to sleep

>>31410585
My waifu will never be posted

DD, how's that list of rape videos finding you?

>>31410521
COUNTER!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fV17aNKHXw

>>31410585
pony waifu or waifu waifu?

>>31410560
You can always mod consoles to make them play pirated games.

>>31410597
post her yourself then..?

>>31410577
For future reference, 'rebuttal'.

>>31410624
I dont wanto to go to sleep

>>31410613

pony waifu you idiot

>>31410607
...how can you counter a 4 and a half hour long soundtrack with a single track?

>>31410580
>has a name that can be pronounced by the living and the sane

Are you even trying?

Which Pony is the best pilot for Gundam?
Which Pony would be the best Mobile Armor pilot?

>>31410585

My waifu's not even a pony! What'cha gonna do about that, huh?

Did this come from somewhere?

>>31410639
jokes on you, i don't have a pony waifu, that's for weaboos.

i only have a favorite pone.

>>31410601
Only used it once so far (haven't fapped today), but it's awesome.

>>31410585

>>31410585
HAHAHAHAHA!
I'LL NEVER LEAVE!

>>31410564

>>31410651

I meant your pony waifu

>>31410560

oh come on dude, that's not true in the least.

they make more games with consoles in mind because the console market is fucking huge, there's very little PC players

The amount of people who pirate is so small that it doesn't make a difference, and furthermore a good chunk of piraters will go on to buy the game if they like it.

Not only that, video game sales across all platforms keep going up, there is no pirate-caused video game crisis.

>>31410649
Scootaloo.

Better question is, who is man enough to be named the King of Hearts and Pilot teh Shining Gundam?

>>31410654
some tripfag was drawing them yetserday

>>31410654
Looks like someone trying to imitate Glitter Glue.

>>31410654
No.

>>31410628

My finger slipped..

twice

>>31410585

the most dangerous game

>>31410622

/Far/ more people know how to pirate on PC than on consoles. Most of the time, piratefags just won't bother with pirated console games because PC pirating is easier to do.

I stumbled across this on the interwebz:

It's time to play "Is it a Porn Star, or a My Little Pony?"

Try it out and see how well you score. I apparently suck , because I only got 6

Sweetie Pie Porn Star
Heart Throb My Little Pony
Misty Rain Porn Star
Lucky Star Porn Star
Ruby Lips My Little Pony
Cherry Treats My Little Pony
Honey Rose Porn Star
Daisy Sweet My Little Pony
Sunshine Blue Porn Star
Love Melody My Little Pony
Chocolate Delight My Little Pony
Green Eyes Porn Star

>>31410654

from here!

>>31410679
Spike
Seeing has he's the only one who could get the mobile trace armor to fit. Though it'd probably we weird to listen to Spike moan as skin tight latex is placed all over his body contorting to his every nook and crevasse.

>>31410651

>>31410560
Stupid argument. I used to buy games. I voted with my dollars years ago, and it didn't matter.

>>31410649

Fluttershy. Next question?

>>31410721

>>31410666
That's cheap, Satan.

>>31410642
it's zelda.
plus it's a great song that really uses the orchestra behind it to it's advantage.

>>31410715
The length of those spoiler tags gives the answers away.

In the future you might just want to go with Porn and Pony.

>>31410741

So did it ever get posted on /k/?

>>31410757

>>31410769
Oh wow, someone actually made that? How long ago?

Whay are they hurting that poor stumpy pony?!

>>31410769

what, no ounce of weed taped to it?

>>31410721
>>31410654
>>31410741
>>31410757
MFW I'm high and i've been thinking about power relationships for the last hour

>>31410722
>Spike
>Not thinking Lyra is obsessed enough to do it.
Anon, is your head on straight?

>>31410792

It was around four in the morning. I should not have been awake, but since it was posted right before I went to bed, I don't regret it.

>>31410769
P.Q. get over to >>31405702, Shockwave is running his quest and we are about to rip and tear the shit out of Silver Spoon and Diamond Tiara.

>>31410775

Daftykins > The faggot who drew those

DAFTYKINS IS BEST TRIPFAG EVER AND IF YOU DISAGREE YOU SUCK.

>>31410769
>The trigger is making a silly face at me

>>31410826
I SECOND THIS MOTION.

>>31410678

It doesn't even matter if there is a crisis or not. Companies want to maximize profit. Period. Pandering to consoles might not give that much more of a payoff, but it's still more. The pirating thing just exacerbates the issue for anyone who wants to pander to PCs because even if there hasn't been a substantial drop in actual sales, the disparity is still there.

>>31410754
Yes, I'm disappointed that it stripped out all of the extra spaces I put in there to hide that.

>>31410775

>>31410826
>best tripfag
Congratulations, so you are the less shitty among the most shittiy users of 4chan?

C- can we talk about the show...?


Just this once?

>>31410845

>Companies want to maximize profit

then why do they make so many stupid decisions?

Small apple pone is going to be get made so much fun of in a few hours. The episode ends with her keeping just one single Cutie Mark.

>>31410893
We CAN.
The question is if we WILL.

>>31410844
if we weren't black then we were the blackest white guy ever.

>>31410893

Fine

Whats your favorite episode, and why?

>>31410893
Oh you sure are a faggot, talking about the show, What kind of retard would do that?

>>31410906
IMPOSIBRU!

>>31410876
But

I dont have Skyrim

>>31410890

Yeah man i'm pretty much better than everyone in the entire universe, but they don't know that yet.

>>31410918
I can barely remember what I typed last night. So maybe that was the point?

>>31410824

I'm watching Surrogates right now. Not the best movie, but it has Bruce Willis being a bad ass, so, you know.

>>31410893
Specific episode or just the show in general?
Thought we were going to talk about the show?TOO BAD WALUIGI TIME!

>>31410957
Read the comic it's based on. It's fuckin' awesome.

>>31410906
My body is ready for the best apple pone

>>31410564

pleeeease?

>>31410923
I liked Luna Eclipsed, seeing as it turned out that the one fanon Luna that was the closes to canon was RagingSemi's

>>31410893
I don't have a favorite episode, but most of my least-favorites are based on lack of Fluttershy.

>>31410893
>>31410893
If you want to talk about the show you need to go to ponychan, here we only talk about clopfics, tripfags and porn.

>>31410911
See, this is why we must never give Lyra hands

>>31410989
I never see a cock.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOtMizMQ6oM

>>31410985
Anon, you be opening old memories I would like to keep buried from my time on that shitfest of a website.

>>31410906
You know, this pic makes me think

Applebloom would be perfect for NASCAR. She's a southerner after all

>>31410893

I seem to ask myself this question every thread

>>31410989

Yeah man, that was a good one. I think I was drunk at the time because I hardly remember it.

Ponies in costumes was certainly awesome, though

>>31410976
......ok, what is going on here? I have no clue

>>31411025
You didn't look hard enough.

Remember, RagingSemicanon also states it's tiny.

>>31410904

Well, clearly they don't want to make the maximum amount of money.

Okay, seriously this time.
They usually just look at the hard numbers with regards to sales and marketability. They look at demographic charts and other bureaucratic bullshit that doesn't actually have to do with entertainment value or substance.

Of course, they go with the cheapest option possible if they think it will be the most economical.
Take CoD or the Madden games for example. College frat boys and 12 year olds will lap that shit up no matter what. It could be the most awful piece of garbage the world has ever know, but they have these guys by the balls, as well as most big name game review websites.
Jews, man. Jews.

>>31411059
>>31410976

Payback.

>>31411065
RagingSemi's Luna is also a human. So, nope.jpg

do you guys think applebloom will actually get a cutie mark this episode? I think i t will just be a disease thing. I mean why would getting sick give you a cutie mark right
besides they need to keep the "get cutie mark" episode for the last season

>>31410976
>best apple pone
>not Big Mac

Nigger what the fuck are you doing?

>>31410906

I'm still upset that I won't be able to watch it until late in the evening. And I don't even like the CMC very much.

>>31411072
>Well, clearly they don't want to make the maximum amount of money.

>implying we make up the majority of the market

>implying we're not a vocal minority

>>31411059
>Putting up with bullies when you have Carrie-like magical powers and they don't

>>31411035
It'd be cool to see her do the Sweetie Scoot at 300 mph.

>>31411072

just had to bring the jews into this, didn't you?

>>31411122
HNNNNNNNGH. THAT SWEETIE SCOOT. IT'S TOO ADORABLE.

>>31411101
>big mac
>Not Applejack

What the fuck are YOU doing!

>>31411142
Wait till you see Derpy trying to do it.

>>31411122

Some wizard needs to make animations of other ponies doing this.

silly twilight
that's not a book

>>31411115

Shut up before someone decides to do a Carrie/pony crossover, you fool.

>>31411107
Early morning errands, like me?

I'm still gonna sneak in a pone stream before I run out and kick some ass.

>>31411159
AJ doesn't count, she's a Main Pone, that overrides being an Apple Pone.

>>31411181

Nah, gotta drive over to Knoxville to meet a friend for a discrete transaction. It's about a three hour drive and I just want to drive there and back, so I want to leave around eight, and the episode comes on at nine.

>>31411183
Then I agree with you, Big Mac is the best Apple pone.

>>31411211

not Braeburn?

>>31411111

I never said that we were a majority. I just said that if their data says PC sales would have been higher if piracy had not been a factor, there would be more games made with a PC platform in mind (which was my point from the beginning).

>>31411210
>"discrete transaction"
You plan on sharing any of that weed?

>Obsidian Entertainment
>currently developing unannounced project for leading animation franchise

Could it be?

>>31411111

Also, nice quints.

>>31411210

>discrete transaction

Buying a pony off the black market?

>>31411122
>Drifting on the inside curb!

>>31411245

Didn't we have confirmation from a voiceacter on /tv/ that he was working on an MLP game?

It could be...

>>31411245
>pone vidya
oh hey cool cone-
>obsidian

>>31410715
>GREEN EYES

>>31411174
>No fingers
>Can't use our amazing technology

>>31411245
>>31411297

>...could it be?

Perhaps it could, ponyfags. Perhaps it could...

>>31411210
Guns or drugs?

>>31411299
>doesn't like Obsidian

What a faggot you are.

>>31410033

Is this what your talking about?

>>31411328
She has a horn

>>31411245
>implying MLP is a "leading animation franchise"

Chances are it'll probably something like Avatar or maybe even some anime. It does just say "animation franchise".

>>31411328

>have fingers
>cant use their amazing magic

hmm.. thats a trade off..

I'd probably stick with fingers, it'd be hard as hell to jerk off without fingers

>>31411328
>Unicorns
>needing fingers

>>31410654
I drew those from a thread last night where people were throwing out oc ideas including a pony that is mamed and another on a leash and another in an abuse relation ship, etc. Combined it into this: stumpy.

It's been a day and i feel kinda shitty for drawing its pitiful existence.

>>31411245

WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN?

>>31411245
Open world free roam pony rpg by Obsidian?
Okay I actually would spend money on that

>>31411262
>Yo suka I got what you need! Earth ponies, pegasus, in red, blu, black, poka dot yeah yeah!

>>31411346
I'd rather play Pony Kart than Gamebryo: Pony Edition

>>31411347

dude.

nice searching skills.

>>31411237
>Want to take a pic of my stash, but i'm afraid i'll never get my TS again.

...luckily I'm not the type to let this sort of thing bother me.

>>31411347
Nope. The wires were wrapping through and around my toes.

>>31411237
>>31411262
>>31411345

>>31411369
>>31411349

"Magic fingers"

>>31411406
His little sister knows about his pony perversions?

>>31411297
Huh, really? Did he specify that it was specifically FiM, and for that matter a professional production being worked on by an actual development company?

Oh hey look! A pony thread on /g/! Should we help them?

>>>/g/21078650

>>31411384
>gamebryo
>implying Obsidian doesn't have their own in-house engine developed a long time ago

Blame fucking Bethesda for Gamebryo in Fallout NV

>>31411428
>his
read the sidebar again

Oh, hey, I know I haven't released any new shit in a while. I was wondering if you guys wanted to see an update for the Royal /co/urt before I head off to catch some sleep like a fucking casual that doesn't stay up all night and stream with the hardcores because Saturday is busy shit.

>>31411406
May I ask why would it bother you?
Is that not you posting it? Is it something you didn't feel came out right?

>>31411406

Mother of god.

THIS MAKES SENSE

>>31411422

Oh don't do that.

you're anonymous dude, as long as you're not planning on shooting up a school, the FBI won't come knock down your door.

see look, I'll do it first:

I'm buying illegal drugs tomorrow

>>31411374

It means some companies aren't after anything logical, like money.

Some Hasbro's just want to watch the world burn.

>>31411462
Do post mang.

>>31411360
Male horses get off by clenching their muscles to slap their dicks against their bellies

>>31411406
>ORIENTATION: MtF-trans Butch Lesbian Kinky-Dom-Sadist

wut?

>>31411441

No, I don't post ponyshit outside of /co/

>>31411406
Neat

Havent seen that panel

>>31411463
>Is that not you posting it? Is it something you didn't feel came out right?
No, it's someone reblogging it from me.
I suppose it's just the manner of presentation
the whole fanfic collab with a little sister
the phrase "pegasister"
that sort of thing I guess

>>31411462

Yes! Please! I can replace this image now!

>>31411406
I don't even know what the fuck is going on here.

>>31411475
I bought no weed because I bought Skyrim. A worthy tradeoff.

any simple drawing requests?

>>31411500
Its dangerous outside!

>>31411521

That's noble of you.

I'm buying weed, and torrenting Skyrim.

I'll surely burn in gamer hell

>>31411462
Sure.

>>31411533
A big floppy horse ear.

>>31411513
I see.
I guess I can understand. Especially since it doesn't sound like they asked you about it. Though maybe they'll credit you? Then again, I'm not sure you'd want that.

>>31411552
Oh yeah, well I'm smoking Skyrim and stealing weed!

>>31411533
Draw Rarity doing a silly face. It can be as exaggerated as you want.

>>31411533
Scootaloo on her death bed.

>>31411513

Maybe you can drive away the bronies by drawing more depraved pornography.

>>31411533

Pinkie Pie in a baseball uniform

>>31411563
That is just begging for a scratching!

>>31411513
Hey. Request time.


Let's get... Hmm...
Let's have Snail's legion of illegitimate children try to accomplish something as a group.
Anything.

>>31411484
>>31411516
Well, alrighty then. Keep in mind I haven't had too much time to work on it; I've been hammering out two college thingamajigs at the same time so I've only been able to slam a couple hours into this version thus far.

6 out of 21+ OCs done. It's only a matter of time, now.

>>31411591
>drive away the bronies by drawing more depraved pornography.

No, that's what drives them IN you blissful fucking retard.

>>31411475

I'm actually not buying anything illegal, I'm just selling him my PS3. Although, there are two gun stores in Knoxville that I've been meaning to hit up for the longest time, and I think I'll do that. Can't afford to buy anything right now, but it doesn't hurt to look. I wouldn't drive three hours just for weed.

>>31411462

Do you even have to ask?

>>31411612

>>31411552
I got smoked up and bought Skyrim, so we're like opposites.

>>31411612

>nathan added to the rape dungeon

well sir, you certainly have a keen eye

now all you need is a laptop hanging outside the cell

>>31411513
>non ponies with cutie marks

>>31411612
woh

>>31411618
>I wouldn't drive three hours just for weed.
So you DO smoke weed!

>>31411210
discrete, adj: apart or detached from others; separate; distinct: "six discrete parts"

Actually, good word choice there. Nothing suspicious at all about a discrete transaction.

>>31411533

Twilight Sparkle themed buttplug

>>31411552

Does that mean if you steal weed and buy Skyrim you'll end up burning in weed hell?
A place that is burning.
Called weed hell. With weed in it.

... brb gonna steal some weed now.

>>31411233
Braeburn is even below Apple Bloom

>>31411612
Looking great, man.

>>31411612

I find it funny how i'm playing a guitar in it even though I have no idea how to play one.

>>31411665
Who doesn't?

>>31411612
I can never stop laughing at that Glitter Glue

>>31411618

ah well thats way lamer than I was imagining.

check out the sexy cz75b, though, dude.

>>31411695
I.

I'm so square, I know every square is a rectangle, but not the other way around.

>>31411695
I don't...

>>31411369

but what about all the non unicorns

they are just screwed

>>31411665

Not as often as I did when I was younger, but yeah. It's just weed, dude.

>>31411614
obvious newpony is obvious
it's totally the opposite bro

>>31411441
>mfw I masterminded the pony in this thread.
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.

>>31411726
Like anyone gives two shits

>>31411612
>be unnoteworthy
>still feel bad when left out of things like this

WINSTON CONFIRMED FOR FAGGOT ATTENTIONWHORSE

>>31411734
You are so naive

>>31411752
don't feel too bad, 80% of the people in there are useless just like you
all you need is a trip and to post more and you can be in the next one!

>>31411612

Brilliant!
I like how Faust is drinking liquid rainbow. Spicy AND alcoholic.

>>31411708

Nah, I'm content with what I already have in the handguns department. I want another rifle, though, something to accompany my obligatory nugget and CETME. Probably one of the cheaper AR-15 variants, although I did have a co-worker off me a legitimate Colt AR months ago for a damn good price. Should've jumped on it in hindsight.

>>31411755

I'm still convinced after ponychan is done crying about how perverted we are and how we're the worst part of the fandom they come here and request the most fucked up porn to satisfy their sick, repressed fantasies

>>31411650
Damn, found that fast. Good eyes, sir Anon. I might throw a laptop in there, but I'm already breaking my 'no more OCs' thing I said earlier.
>>31411659
>>31411686
Glad you guys are liking it so far. I'm hoping that it doesn't take infinity billion years to finish it up. So far, it's taken quite a few hours just to get those 6 in there.

I'll keep at it. This shit is fun.

>>31411688
That's what bards do; they just strum their lute and hope it sounds good enough that they don't get beaten to death with it.

>>31411612
Looks damned cool!

>>31411734
It cute that you think that.

But the newponies are so much more bareable then the ones who just want to jerk off to Twilight's huge purple ass, or search or innuendo within the cartoon.

>>31411778
Well, I did use to write, and I'm thinking about taking that up again IF I DO, KILL ME.

Though there's also me making fun of faceless for shits and giggles whenever he's on. He tends to play along.

>newponies
What the fuck is this shit.

>>31411726
With all the talk of augmented ponies these threads have been having during the past few weeks I'm surprised with haven't seen ponies with robotic "arms" attached to their backs.

>>31411803
that's your opinion as an asexual Puritan and i respect it. but you're still gay, and lame.

>>31411792

>Go to royal garden
>Sit down and play my instrument with grace to relax
>Anons beat me up
>They break my instrument
>In the distance Juice and GG are watching from a window and they're laughing at me

Just an average day at the royal /co/urt.

>>31411859
We dont use mean hate words here faggot

>>31411859

What? What the hell do yo

oh. Oh God what the everloving fuck. I thought we were past this retarded terminology, guys.

>>31411790

All I have is a couple .22 plinkers in the rifle department, a couple shotguns, and a .22 revolver.

I was going to buy something I could carry around, but I figured that if I did I would have to do it right and really learn how to use it, visit the range regularly and put a respectable amount of rounds through it every week.

Then I remembered how fucking expensive ammo was, sort of lost the incentive

>>31411862

Oh lord the last thing I need to see is a Doc Oc pony.

Wait I think I already saw that. Goddamn.

>>31411899
love and tolerance brony

>>31411862
The half robot-half pony thing is really cool. I'm drawing SweetieBelle was one right now. Hoping to finish it before the nights end.

>>31410560
Nobody should expect people to buy their products or services. It's good that they do but that is besides the point. Also most pirate people wouldn't buy the game either way.

>>31411792
Are you going to give any of the anons googly eyes?

>>31411890
Eat a bag of dicks Friend.

>>31411880
You're mom is gay.

>>31411859

welcome to like, December

>>31411948
....you're alright

>>31411936
Shit, might as well throw in a car chase and some FEELINGS in the background.

Also, needs more sweatervests

Just letting you guys know
You're fucking retarded
and i've lurked in these threads since august, and i can't stop, oh god help.

>>31411927

when will all you aug dudes learn that real augmentation won't be limited to the robotic?

it will be a sweet unification of robotic, biological and chemical.

>>31411803

Um, no. New(pony)fags are typically just too bewildered at first due to the sudden shock of realization that they like a little girl's show with colorful ponies and aesops, but they shortly choose to align with ponyfags or bronies and then all ambiguity is lost in the sea of Anonymous.

>>31411917
>>31411927
P-P-PRAISE THE OMNISSIAH!

>>31411612

needs more anon.

>>31411981
>august
you poor, poor fool
I pity you

>>31411936
Yes sir. After it was initially requested that I do so, I wrote it down for future reference. There will be an Anon with big googly eyes drawn into the picture (possibly the pegasus in the top right).

Also, one Anon claimed the position down by Glitter Glue's right... the one that's looking at his ass. I made sure to write his name in for future reference as well.

>>31411900

Plinkers do not interest me at all, and haven't since I was a teenager and jumped at the opportunity to shoot anything. I mean nothing against those that do enjoy them, but... I don't know. It just doesn't feel the same. It's not just the lack of recoil, either, it's something about knowing that what I'm using could save my life if the need be.

I mean, I am a theoretical anarchist, and I was a Boy Scout. I try to live as prepared as I possibly can, and that preparation includes the downfall of society.

Or maybe I just use that as an excuse to exercise my constitutional rights and anti-government paranoia.

>>31412004
AS YES, A CHALLENGE WORTHY OF MY SKILL!

>>31411981

I feel like that sometimes too, anon. everyone here is fucking psychotic.

then I realize I've been here since December, and i'm just as crazy as everyone else

>>31412044

well plinkers are great for hunting tiny critters.

also the ammo is so fucking cheap I can go out to the desert and shoot shit non stop for hours and only have shot 10 bucks worth.

but yeah, other than that they dont have much appeal

>>31411900
Get a mosin. Despite what /k/ says in either direction, bottom line is it is a good rifle for an excellent price that will go out three times as far as anything else in it's price range, with insanely cheap ammo.

If it looks good, keep it stock, but if you want something you can really reach out and touch something with, buy one that's been beat all to hell and put a synthetic stock/scope/bipod on. It's generally OK to mod one that looks like shit or is broken. Just make sure the year of manufacture is no less than 1936 before modding it. Lower than that, leave it alone and let someone else restore it.

It should go without saying you also need to look at the condition of the bolt assembly and the bore. I've seen mosins that looked like absolute garbage, but had a bore that was absolutely beautiful. Sometimes all it needs is some rust remover and a new wood stock.

>>31412047
MY MIND BEARS A GREAT PAIN!

Why is there no psyker Twilight yet?

so it's at 10am est NOT 9 am est right?

>>31411993
I need to look into that more. Synthetic flesh and chemicals eh? Like phosphorous and stuff?
>>31412004
This is sortof what I want it too look like. Except I'm making the robotic eye more detailed

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSVBcm_BZRs

>>31412064
"It was all a lie, there's nothing wrong with you"
"Nice of you to say, but you of all people should know, there's plenty wrong with me."

>>31412129
Because I still haven't gotten my SPESS MEHREEN Luna.