Now this is a thread.

COME ON EVERYPONI SMILE SMILE SMILE!

Don't we normally get new episode information around about this time?

>>31388401
Marked by !SMILe, yes this is the thread

>>31388416
Not unless there's two weeks after the last known episode.

I everypony in the porn thread or what?

Can we have some Remembrance Day/Veteran's Day ponies?

>>31388480
Apparently...

>>31388480
It would appear so.

>>31388488
War Vet ponies? This concept intrigues me....

>>31388488
You looking to troll someone?

>>31388357
MLPGENERAL ITS MY BIRTHDAY HOW EXCITING IS THAT?!

Also Veterans Day, that's also important, don't forget that.

That feel when you've seen all of the porn before and you know who all the artists are.

>>31388504
You better smile...right now...

>SFW ponies!

The only good ponies

>>31388576
Well it would have worked better if you posted a picture that somehow would prove this wrong

>>31388502
No, just a genuine interest in seeing some old colts regaling his grandfoals with tales of how he fought in the Equestrian-Dragon Wars.

Or something like that

>>31388576
GTFO

LET US WRITE THE OBITUARY FOR THIS THREAD

I cant wait till tomorrow so all teh /co/olnies come back here

Welp, Skyrim bugged out and crashed, guess I needed some break anyway.

So anyway, how do you feel tomorrow's episode will be? The premise is really nice, but do you want it to be more character interaction-driven like last episode, or something more excentric?

>>31388623

>>31388665
>Skyrim bugged out and crashed

>>31388665
i want appleboom to have a sexual encounter

>>31388665
there is no x in the word eccentric

>English: Because Shakespeare Fucking Hates You

>>31388703
O hai Nathan

>>31388703
WITH A PENIS?

>>31388732
No, with a cockatrice

>>31388732
no, with a cock-a-thingy

>>31388703

>>31388755
>>31388754
cockamind

>>31388755
>>31388763
>cock-a-thingy mind

What's happening ITT`?
Any news today?
Anybody got that AB picture with the macro "Ah'm a cat now"

>>31388764
>>31388776
stop

Has anyone got that saucy banner from EqD?

>>31388776
>>31388764
>cockamindmind

>>31388764
>>31388776
COCKAMINDMIND

>>31388779

>>31388785
>>31388794
OHBOYHEREWEGO

>>31388794
>>31388785

OH BOY HERE WE GO

>>31388712
Sorry, I can't into language

where is that sexy little minx of a general image?

>filesonic didn't start my download and won't let me try again because it thinks I have a download already going on
Damn it fuck you filesonic I need my skyward sword
and to top it off, I just got a duplicate file entry detected error, fuck

ITT - MLP-related clothing that you'd actually consider wearing in public.

which pone is the worst

>>31388853
Those shoes that had Derpy's eyes in them.
Maybe some t-shirt.

>>31388785
>>31388794
>>31388813
>>31388822

>>31388853
none

>this thread (and the other one too)
There is no strength left in the realm of men.

>>31388858

>>31388785
>>31388794
>cockaquints

Pink poni is best poni

Happy 11/11/11 11:11

>>31388853
>not wearing a shirt with pony porn on it every day

>>31388888
Oh boy here we go...

>somebody says "oh yeah, it's the 11th of the 11th today!"
>go "yeah, have you played it yet?"
>they were talking about remembrance day
whoops

>>31388888
quints make it true.

indisputable.

oooooo.. so close..

>>31388886
nice try
>>31388888

>>31388888
Obviously

>>31388888
Quints - 11/11/11 11:11

IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD GUISE

>>31388886
Good try but
>>31388888
Pinkie is best poni.

>>31388927
>11:11

oh god i didn't even see that

we're all going to die!

>>31388906
>mfw 11/11
>I am playing Skyrim on xbox
>I still have the MLPG open on a laptop next to me

>>31388918
PINKIE PROVES HER SUPERIORITY AGAIN

>>31388922
What's the situation with this fucker?

>>31388712
Thanks for that, I thought I was the only one trying to clean up people's use of language.

IT BUGS MEEEEEEE.

Omni pony is best pony

>>31388947
I want pony mods already

>>31388947
...
Are you me?

>>31388972
yes

>>31388958
he has super-autism and makes comics about his original character 'sonichu'/

yes. that is a portmanteau of sonic and pikachu and yes, that is exactly as bad as it sounds.

How accurate is this?

>>31388888
quints confirm. Awwww yeah bipches.

>>31388971
Anon is anon.
Dunmer battlemage reporting in.

>>31388991
>MLP General
>quality
>ever

also: get out! We have quints to discuss

>>31388991
it's backwards.

>>31388991
Completely wrong. Taking "quality" as a measure of "specific show discussion" as opposed to ponyfuckery or stupid shit (which isn't an objective measure), the week remains at about an equal level, and sundays are better than saturdays for show talk - saturday evenings always devolve into silly shit, they always did.

>>31388991
What's notable about Tuesday?

>>31388991
not very

>>31388971
I'm avoiding getting married until pony marriage mods

>>31388987
I mean what's the situation with his court hearing?

>>31388958

Chris-chan got arrested from what I heard.

>>31388987
>original character
>unholy hybrid of other, yet completely not-original charactes
well, i will never grasp autismal thought process

>>31389027
>literal pony waifus
why don't I not want this?

>>31389018

It's the rebound day where the stupid stuff from over the weekend fades away. Of course, it's then replaced by even stupider stuff.

>>31389030
Who? Court? What?

>>31389030
court hearing?

What did he do this time?

>>31388987
also he makes videos on youtube to address the trolls making comments on his previous videos, resulting in a perpetual causality loop that means he never stops making youtube videos.

occassionally he'll get bored and decide to make a video of himself dressing as what he imagines a girl to look like, or fucking a blowup doll

he has his own wiki that chronicles his various misadventures and disturbing dalliances

needless to say, Mr Christian Weston Chandler is one of the worst of the internet's spawn

>>31389044
oh god yes, priceless
http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/28_October_2011

>>31388946
Elsewhere it is 2:20 AM.

>>31389058
Holy shit Seth, what happened with your name?

>>31389017

I'm using quality to express the ratio between 'good' content and 'utter shit'. Trolls, horrible porn and videogame discussion seem to increase near-linearly as the week progresses.

>>31389088
That joke is so boring now.

>>31389083

>implying any timezone matters outside of EST

>>31389103
Does your sleeping schedule change? There's a definite daily cycle, but I don't think there's a set weekly one

>>31389083
yes, and in those places it would have been 2:11 at the time that post was made

lrn2 4th dimension

>>31389107
how about:
>mfw when you have no face

>>31389112
>that feel when glorious EST master race

>>31389107
Couldn't you just spam Mrs. Cake instead of Snails?

>>31389141
but it was 11:11, 17:11, 23:11 and 5:11 at the same place also

lrn2 TimeCube

The number dates are in alignment

time for festivities

>>31389169
oh god no

don't tell faceless to post pictures of mrs cake!

>>31389154
ehhh.

>>31389107
I mean it this time

>>31389189
Your Unicode is outdated.

Either that or you're using a dumbfucked browser.

>>31389189
lol nameless

>>31389179
ah, but you're forgetting one crucial facet of time:

shut up

>>31389169
If spamming pictures is all hes good for he might as well pick Mrs. Cake

>>31389112
>GMT
Or even better UTC.

>>31389188
THERE IS NO PLEASING THIS MAN

>>31389131

Daily cycles don't really hold true. General activity does fluxuate, but the overall content becomes increasingly bad once the new episode has been well and thoroughly discussed. If I wanted to be extremely accurate I would show a small quality variance between day and night, but since this graph is basically a joke anyway I don't think I need to be that precise to make my point.

>>31389214
I find that people mis-use the word "spam" aplenty.

It entails repeating the same thing over and over (Costanza spam) or flooding (on 4chan, that means posting more than once within the time period between posts)

And besides, I'm posting Twist now. tee hee.

>>31389252
But Twist is as bad as Snails.

>>31389264
>but twitht is somehow even worse than snails

ftfy

>>31389264
AWWW BUT THEE'TH THO PRETHUSS

>>31389264
yeahwellthat'sjustlikeyouropinionman.jpg

>>31389272
>but twitht ith thomehow even worthe than thnails

ftfm

>>31389252
shut up and post sexy ponies

>>31389208
>chrome

>>31388888
If quints say it gotta be true

Watching the show now on the Hub. They're advertising men's shaving foam along side Baby Alive dolls.

>>31389291
screw that, post some clothed and chaste ponies.

>>31389291
Okay.

>>31389305
obviously they want kids to shave their dolls

Until he was fully-grown...did they call Big Macintosh just "Macintosh"?

>>31389307
sexy ponies that aren't jailbait

this gal loves ponies a bit weee much

>>31389315
She's not jailbait.
she's foalcon.

>>31389320
>gal

>>31389320
>wedding ring

she married one?

>>31389320
>not flared
Small time.

>>31389322
>foalcon
faceless, what have we told you about coining phrases!

>>31389326
oh it is

>>31389313
Big Mac has always been the size he is now, ever since birth.

>>31389322
sexy ponies that, were I to submit to, would not result in my incarceration or any other form of punishment as defined in Equestrian law

or basically, ones I don't feel guilty about lusting over

>>31389320
Is... is that a tube...?

... ULTIMATE FROSTING SEMEN INJECTOR DRAGON DILDO

>>31389343
never stop?

>>31389350
>Equastria
>laws
oh u silly anon

>>31389357

>>31389357
you asked for it.

>>31389343
It already is a phrase used on ponibooru to tag foal/filly pornography so others don't have to see it yadda yadda
>>31389350
You know how Canon works, unless we see it in the show, they have no restriction of age of consent.

As for the other part...

>>31389357
>that feel when NSFW pictures in the thread about SFW ponies

>>31389390
they may not have restrictions on age of consent, but I do.
Though maybe I could shut her up

>>31389320
>>31389347
>>31389387
The karabos? Really? You're in a pony thread, and you're not posting pictures of a girl using the chance?

For shame, Anon. For shame.

>>31389349
'Cept during Cutie Mark Chronicles, we see a younger Mac, and he's definitely kid-sized, though still above-average.

>>31389411
shutting her up by plummeting your fat cock up and down her gullet while she looks in your eyes?

>>31389436
yes, exactly
her tongue may not be capable of speaking properly, but maybe I can see what else it's capable of

>>31389436
>Implying anyone on 4chan has anything but a micropenis

taking first request to draw

>>31389458
twist masturbating

>>31389454
>implying she's not a very little pony

>>31389458
applejack teaching rarity how to buck

>>31389461
feceless wins

>>31389465
they're all LITTLE ponies

If you've been playing Skyrim, you know exactly what this is about.

>>31389485
she's littler than most, your manhood would be relatively much larger

>>31389489
Oh lawd somebody did that already

>>31389484
well you fucker, what now?

>>31389489
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeWYN2xiyRo
I think I know what you're talking about.

>>31389507
She's also like 50% head. You probably couldn't even reach her gullet.

You call that a PENITH?

>>31389507
Going by the Applejack/Winona comparison, Twist would be like... a larger-sized dog.

>>31389531
I'll make up for it with force, then

>Applebloom episode tomorrow
>erryone forgets about Sweetiebelle

>>31389531
Size=/=Everything

>>31389559
>implying I wasn't thinking of AB all the time

>>31389559
who?

>only sold in canada

goddomot

>>31389559
Who's Applebloom?

>>31389580
>Derplight socks
Pffhahahahahh

>>31389580
>buying little girls' socks

worst fandom ever.

>>31389595
these new socks are big enough for man to wear

>>31389559
I'm willing to bet that Sweetie and Scootaloo will show up at some point in the episode.

>>31389580
Why did you buy little girl socks?

>>31389580
>mfw I could wear Pinkie or Twilight socks

>>31389606
maybe if you are a small, female man who is 5 years old

>>31389606
>strong enough for a man
>but made for a woman

>>31389580
Pinkie's face seems a bit...off...

>>31389615
Why? Scootaloo didn't show up in Sweetie's episode

>>31389564
I'm directly refuting someone's specific phrasing, which DOES invoke size to some degree.

>>31389461
goddammit faceless

all right I'll deliver in a bit
but that doesn't mean she has to be thinking about snails

>>31389646
She was with her parents

Hey guys, full time freelance programmer checking in. This morning I just made another client very happy, just got back from a 30min walk on a beautiful morning, and am about to meet a friend for lunch.

What the fuck are you doing with your lives?

>>31389665
SHE'S DEAD?!

>>31389668
Talking about pastel colored equines and penises.

>>31389580
Keeping your dick warm on winter

>>31389646
Duh, Scootaloo has no brothers or sisters.

>>31389619
>not having a rarity fap sock

casual ponyfan detected

>>31389668
we don't care about how many of your overweight clients you blow

>>31389661
I ain't picky.
though
feel free to add masturbatory tools if you'd like.

>>31389646
Sweetie's episode was more about sisters and their relationships and love for each other rather than Cutie Marks. The episode focused on Rarity/Applejack/Sweetie/Applebloom as it should have.

Since this new Applebloom ep has more to do with a cutie mark disease I would assume the other CMC are going to show up at least once.

>>31389668
sitting on 4chan lol

What are you doing on 4chan if you aren't a loser?

>>31389661
Have her fapping to DT

>>31389668
Getting an education so I can have a stable career doing shit I like doing, rather than having to manage every part myself.

>>31389691
>>31389710
EXCEPT FOR DIAMOND TIARA OR SILVER SPOON.

>>31389696
naturally, he's rubbing his perceived success in the faces of those less successful than he

like all well-adjusted, secure people.

tl;dr: it's a troll..

>>31389696
Hes bragging about it.

So yeah, 'fucking loser' actually does fit him to a T.

>>31389730
They need to do way instain mother> who kill thier babbys. becuse these babby cant frigth back? it was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids. they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest my pary are with the father who lost his children ; i am truley sorry for your lots

>>31389580
>>31389580

Dash's socks are just fucked up, messed up color scheme, and wtf happend to her cutie mark.

>>31389686
Then that means im a true pony fan?

>>31389580
Ugh! I want that gorramn ornament!

>>31389763
the colors are borked on all of them to make it more uniform

and because they didn't want to buy different colors of fabric dye.

>>31389730

I can't wait till this fanon is eliminated.

>>31389755

>>31389794
>fanon relating to sex
>taboo sex
>between horses

i have some bad news for you, son

>>31389807
>between horses
It ain't just horses either that applies to.

>>31389730
Oh my god that face! She's loving it!

This pic has made me like AJ.

>>31389775
That means you are a horse wanker

>>31389668
suck my fucking dick.

>>31389843
you mean "ponyfucker"

>>31389730
>applecest
Must...not...let...fanon...affect...own views on character...

>>31389863

>>31389807
And what are those news? Hasbro allowing incest in their show?

>>31389897
more like "they'll never disown it"

>>31389897
Killjoy.

>>31389863
>allowing fanon affect views on character

Really now?

>>31389668
Waiting.
On Monday I find out if I passed my job interview.
Fuck you, here's a spoiler, I did.

>>31389668
I am in hiding for an unknown amount of time.

>>31389730
This style looks familiar but I can't place it.

>>31389943
>passing a job interview

"i'm sorry, you got the third question incorrect; you are in fact, not a hard worker OR tenacious"

>>31389921
Well, I didn't really think I meant what I wrote.
I meant must resist urge to kill all fanon supporters.

>applebloom episode right after sweetie belle episode
>Scootaloo episode nowhere to be found

and all was well

>>31389668
Finishing up a degree in Computer Science, focus towards Software Engineering. Have one internship under my belt, gonna attempt to weasel my way into another one this summer.

>>31389956
Being a good brother and sister is like...apple pie.
In this case, Big Mac would be like on top, like the crust.

>>31389974
> implying anyone like scootaloo

>>31389974
Who?

>>31389987
but the crust of a pie doesn't thrust vigorously into the filling's soaking wet vagina...

your story's full of holes!

>>31389974
>Rainbow Dash Pet Contest episode coming up

I'm pretty sure Scoot's going to enter. Expect that.

>>31389992
I like her
with hot sauce

>>31390004
I think I've been making my pies wrong.

>>31390004
And so will the pie be!

Hooooo!

>>31387994
How come this is yet to be colored?

>>31388853
You know discord's riddle? I'd wear that on a shirt with discord's color scheme mapped out cleverly across it.

>>31390034
Because there is still hope for man.

why do you like poni

>>31390063
I watch if for the plot

>>31390063
Because I have no control over my mind, body, thoughts, or actions overall, like life is one big dream.

My head says "I like it", and I accept it.

My little pony: The mare of the worlds.
The ponies of Ponyville must unite against a great thread when the martians for H.G.Wells' War of the World decide to invade Equestria to feed into ponies friendship and kindness, turning them into sad and apathetic creatures.

It would be a movie paying tribute to Jeff Wayne's musical plus the original work of Wells and doing reference to Burroughs' Barsoom.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsXN16YtqNc

>>31390063
pastel colored ponies distract me from the catastrophic, biohazardous traincrash that is my life

Oh so this is the actual new thread? Good, because this one is slightly better!

>>31390063
Any show that manages to surprise me I tend to enjoy. I came into it expecting a few cheap laughs at it's terrible quality and left wondering why i was looking forward to next week's episode.

>>31390088
TOSS
YOU ARE A MONSTER
A MONSTER!

>>31390063
Because I like having a few glaring contradictions in my life.

OH THOSE THREADS HAVE CHANGED SO MUCH SINCE I WAS A LITTLE GIRL

>>31388853
I must nitpick! The arms are coming out of the wrong section, they're supposed to coming out of the section with brown fur.

>>31390086
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkjKQmjLLxY

Witch episodes i should make my friend watch to make him like ponies?

saw a little girl getting her mum to buy her a sweetie belle toy today.

im proud

>>31390149
OWLS WELL THAT ENDS WELL

>>31390065
I, i kinda like that there is continuity found in the show...

>>31390149
the one where he gets a cock in his butt because he's obviously a raging faggot for not already loving ponies

you heard me.

>>31390154
DO YOU REGULARLY MONITOR THE BUYING HABITS OF YOUNG CHILDREN?
YOUVE BEEN SPENDING TOO MUCH TIME AROUND NATHAN

>>31390096
Well I think I'm a swell dude!

>>31390149
Swarm of the Century or Gryphon the Brushoff, I say both involve pony abuse so he can enjoy it one way or the other

>>31389580
>Someone is going to masturbate with these

>>31390175
Nathan is a bad influence on all of us.

>>31390240
all of us = the human race

he must be destroyed if we are to progress as a society

>>31390236
i really want to ejaculate into that blue one

>>31390175
at least it wasnt a scootaloo. I might have gone and corrected her bad choice in CMC

>>31390011
>Scootaloo dresses up as a chicken and sneaks into the contest, hoping Dash will pick her

>>31390132
The martians could be an example of a civilization too focused into being rational they had forget emotions like kindness and friendship and for don't let their civilization grow stagnate they invade Equestria for feed into the imagination and emotions of the ponies.

>>31390281
im sure you would have really enjoyed "correcting" her

>>31390283
>It leads to dress-up sex, with Dash sliding in lubed metal eggs into Scoots' ass

>>31390309
dammit nathan put your trip back on so we can hate you more

>>31390306
OHOO

>>31390325
I'm not Nathan.

>>31390309
Ok first of all, eww

Second, the point is that Scoot dresses up to trick Dash, you big silly

>>31390309

>>31390332
well, trick as she may, Scoots is only going to get a treat.

BA DUM TISH

>>31390346
Boo.

>>31390341
THAT PICTURE IS NOT SMALL ENOUGH!
DEHANCE!

>>31390304
>replace earths rich natural resources with friendship

But even then, if they have no emotions anymore, being a malevolent version of Vulcan's, why do they want to invade and take the friendship, since it requires desire to motive? The Martians had envisions eyes.

>>31390355

>>31390149
So, Swarm of the Century, Gryphon the Brushoff and/or OWLS WELL THAT ENDS WELL?

>>31390355
i love it when pictures are smaller than their thumbnails

so satisfying

>>31390353
Bah, tough crowd.

'Sides, we don't have NEARLY enough mare/colt with foals/fillies r34

>>31390381
AND LOOK BEFORE YOU SLEEP

>>31390355
The 3rd law of pony conservation

The smaller a pony is, the cuter it is. There a mythical subatomic pony floating around out there. If you were ever to observe it, your eyes would burn out

>>31390396

>>31390415
i didnt even want to sleep tonight

hey guys!
there is a new episode tomorrow
im excited about this, are you?

>there will never be a Scootepisode

>>31390402
My-croscopic Pony = Friend is Miniscule?

>>31390360
Perhaps they want to study it, thinking is some kind of energy source after the Elements of harmony where used against Nightmare Moon or Discord.
That would set a scenario where the main cast of the series would explain the importance of friendship and having fun to those who had lost it in favor of intellectual perfection.

>>31390460
...
>that feel when you're stuck between Ponies and Skyrim, but only have one tv...

>>31390499
I think you can take a 30 minute break from Skyrim for ponies

If you don't, a dragon will eat your favorite pony

>>31390499
guess you have to make the ultimate decision: keep liking ponies, or shun them forever in favor of fallout with swords

honestly, i'm surprised they even changed the deathclaw model for those giants

>>31390499
>my face when im enjoying vidya and waiting for new ponies

>>31390499
>mfw I'm gonna watch it on youtube at midnight

>>31390552
Life is good

GOOD HEAVENS JUST LOOK AT THE TIME!

>>31390499
Ponies and Skyrim interchangeably.
Well, until the pony mods come out for it.
And they WILL come out for it.

>>31390578

>>31390579
I'm actually tempted to start over and try to make ManSpike from the Diamond Dog episode whose name I can't remember...

>>31390615
dog and pony show

>>31390495
An interesting idea, doesn't have to be Martians mind you, perhaps a more terrestrial species that choose pure logic for their race. Martians wouldn't make any sense because one, it IS rather silly you must admit, and two, if they have the ability to travesti the sea of space to Earth, why not harness the power of Sol/stars? It is a more abundant source of energy for a Type 2 civilization.

>>31390499
>That feel when you dont have skyrim

>>31390578
ITS NEVER NAP TIME BABY! TIME TO DASH

>>31390620
Every episode is a pun

>>31390641
What if we nap on Dash?

>>31390641
LESSDODISS

>>31390644
>return of harmony

check and mate

>>31390578
the most exciting time of the day has finally come

>>31390674
ive been waiting my whole life for this moment

>>31390656
I wouldnt get any rest if she giggles in her sleep...

>>31390708
You'd die of heart attacks?

>>31390708

Also I seem to lack Cute Rainbow Dash pictures..

>>31390656
it'd be like sleeping on a king size bed that breathes

>>31390773
ALL DASH PICTURES ARE CUTE YOU MALFUNCTIONING CRETIN
inb4 grimderp

RD tiem?

>>31390748
Yep.

>>31390806
>appledash

>>31390806
i also find this cute
whats wrong with me?

>>31390661
>LESS

>>31390773
BUT HOW?!

>>31390860
>The first why boner of the day

God damn it guys

Ponies should be cute, not boners

>>31390850
I...do to...
The hell man?!

>>31390855
I didn't really like her as much until seeing her in full prankster mode in Luna Eclipsed, so I never really saved anything.

>>31390842
YOU ARE SO PICKY SWEATY BELT
WHAT SHIP DO YOU APPROVE OF THEN?

>>31390860
>>31390806
DildoFactoryPony.jpg

>>31390896

>Ponies should be cute, not boners

What is they're both?

>>31390913
If both, then your a fucking furry and a brony and need to do everyone a favor and either leave the internet or kill yourself. Preferably both.

THE SKY WAS ALL PURPLE
THERE WERE PEOPLE RUNNING EVERYWHERE

>>31390932
I'll kill my self

But I'm not leaving

>>31390860

>>31390951
I begrudgingly accept your offer.

Am I the only one who isn't excited about Skyrim at all? Oblivion was good, Morrowind was even better, but still, meh.

>>31390986
Thats because you are gay! Seriously the new darkbrother hood is god tier.

>>31390986
I was hyped as hell.
Now I'm playing it and it's just as good as I had hoped.

>>31390897
Yeah she was cool. I love seeing her doubling over in laughter when she zaps someone.

>>31390986
I played it and my god its buggy as shit (just like all launch day elder lolz). Aside from that it's pretty much what they promised in oblivion but actually delivered in this one.

>>31390986

>>31390986
I'm not really into western RPGs to begin with, so I don't know if my opinion will count or not, but no, I am not excited for Skyrim.

>>31390986
>Morrowind was even better
Nostalgia glasses are cutting of circulation to your brain

>>31390860
ASSS TO ASSSSSSS

>>31390986
It's pretty fucking boring, I'd rather pony

>>31391000
I'm not saying I won't play it, but I'm just not excited. And I don't like the too much snow and mountains and shit.

>>31391023
Maybe, maybe not...

>>31390860
RD and the shittiest pony? 0/10

>>31391048
Dont know about you but i wait 5 years for the game.

LETS DANCE OUR LIVES AWAY

>>31390986
>mfw I have no idea what Skyrim is and I'm happy for that

>>31391052
But that's not Rainbow Dash twice, silly!

But she is paired with best pony in that pic.

>>31390986
>that feel when i never played any elder scrolls game

Guys, stop posting NSFW, I'm at my friends and I can't fap now. It's driving my boner mad.

>>31391100
my penis is concerned about this

Guys guys, what does Pinkie sings in "At the gala" song: "to woot" or "to woop"?

>>31391100
well okay then

school is making me freak out a little bit here

can we maybe get some Twilight up in here please?

>>31391112
to woo

>>31391112
"to woop"

she's not a meme-spewing redditor fuckhead

>>31391114
You'd think she'd buck him in the leg

>11 people in this thread
>4 of them are posting ponies

>>31391114
>some of /co/
>implying all of /co/ wouldnt do the same given the chance

>>31391100
>that feel when you don't browse MLPG where you can't fap because this happens so often

>>31391100
Just let your carnal desires run wild and if they get to be too much, you can get it on with your friend

>>31391146
BUT SHE LOVES IT!

>>31391153
I now I would brush her mane non sexually

>>31391150
PONIES FOR THE PONY GOD!

>>31391166
No shes doesnt! You're hurting her!

WE COULD ALL DIE ANY DAY!

>>31391170
So.... ponies for Celestia?

>>31391167
I would read a book with her so hard.

Anyone got the link to the tumblr that was posting the japanese reactions to the subbed episodes? Thought I bookmarked it, but can't seem to find it anywhere.

>>31391125

>>31391201
She is merely the Pony Pope. We need the full-on Pony God

>>31391150
>you didn't post ponies
>mfw I'm not on my own computer now so I can't post ponies

>>31391206
I would engage in consensual sexual intercourse with her if you know what I mean

>>31391192
>>31391069
>>31390949

>that feel when you have filthy pony dreams in your sleep
>that feel when your roommate reminds you that he heard you saying "wrap that fucking tongue around the head of my cock, Berry" in your sleep

>>31391221
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU MEAN

>>31391206
That actually kinda sucks. Its all "Hold on, I'm not done with this page" or "Move your big head, I can barely see"

>>31391226

>>31391185
she's getting her mind blown, look at that tongue flopping around in her mouth

>>31391226
Berry could easily be a stripper's name

>>31391226
goddamnit, boy

>>31391221
You mean like sex, right?

>>31391221
>poni
>concensual
i dont think so tim.

>>31391250
She's trying to scream, you monster!

>>31391217
Always with the negative waves...

>>31391291
nah she's cool.

>>31391226
oh boy

I talk in my sleep all the time, and I'd swear like a sailor and say embarrassing shit. My roommate's girlfriend was over when I was asleep, and he said I kept shouting "FUCK YOU CUNT, SHUT THAT FUCKING MOUTH" in my sleep.

>>31391226
>that feel when you never remember your dreams and had given up hope
>that feel when your brain takes pity and gives you a Rainbow Dash to have fun with
>that feel when you wake up and can't remember whether her milk tasted of skittles or was spicy

damnit brain
the one question I had

>>31391292
>kelly's heroest
>or something like that featuring that guy
man I love that movie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNO4VQ-Ga8w

>>31391321
Here, have a fic an Anon posted a few days ago.
http://pastebin.com/KqfgHnBV

>>31391321
>mfw I have a lactation fetish
>that feel when I can never remember my dreams
>I have given up hope
Maybe I should keep a notebook nearby just in case

>>31391314
I've always wondered what a handjob from a bionic arm would feel like

>>31391226
>he speaks coherent english in his sleep
>not rambling in an unidentifiable language for over an hour

Casual.

>>31391314
Leave Stumpy alone! She can't even get away!

>>31391321
I had the fortune of not getting laid with ponies, but I had a lot of them already. The farthest thing I got was when Twilight hugged me, but since I'm not into ponies, I'm ok with that. Okay, maybe Pinkie, but she's yet to come to me in my dreams

>>31391361
Have you ever torn a raw steak in half with your bare hands?

>That feel when you cant reember your dreams

>>31391385

...jesus shit

>>31391354
>http://pastebin.com/KqfgHnBV
god damn it, it's way too early for this shit

>>31391314
Why does the thought of having a my little pony that is mamed and on a leash and is forced to succumb to all my wishes give me such a huge boner.

>>31391355
I almost never normally remember my dreams, but I think I was half woken up by something, and then my alarm woke me up properly almost as soon as we'd finished, which is apparently what makes you remember dreams

>>31391354
But he wasn't happy with it.
Got some creative criticism though, I hope he'll improve it.

>>31391419

>>31391373
Being into Pinkie isn't being ponysexual, it's just not being asexual.

>>31391385
nah, I mean like a new bionic arm where they can move the fingers semi-normally

I wonder how long it's gonna be before we get a next-gen arm that moves like a real one, but you'd need to coat it in some kinda silicon or something to make it like a real hand instead of a metal one

The only pony dream I've ever had involved us being stalked by Slenderman.

I don't want to have any more pony dreams.

>>31391437
I don't know, that's kinda weird, dude.
Now, were she perfectly healthy and submitting willingly, however...

>>31391342
>this thread

EVERYONE, WHAT DO YOUR DICKS SMELL LIKE

IF FEMALE, SUBSTITUTE DICKS FOR YOUR ASS

>>31391512
bleach and pool

>>31391460
I know, but still, It's not okay because she's a pony and I'm a human, but we're both sentinent beings and aaaah, it's killing me!

>>31391496
do you seriously like this shit?

Man this thread sucks.

Guess we might as well just start waifufagging and go for the whole package.

Who is your waifu, /co/?

>>31391525
You

>>31391516
don't tell me you wouldn't bottom out that squishy candyvag while she giggled and slammed her ass back down onto you with her entire body weight

>>31391520
What the fuck is this?

>>31391535

or bend her over the counter when she's got that burlesque outfit of hers on...

>>31391555
>>31391535
...What the fuck kind of thread have I woken up to?

>>31391516
dude, she doesn't care, why should you? It doesn't mean anything - she's a friend, just like with everybody else. Doesn't mean you can't get close. She's still as likely to take you out for a meal as she is to knock on your door with a DVD in her mouth and a bowl of popcorn resting on her back.

>>31391443
Oh right, like that. I remember one morning when I kinda woke up and fell asleep for a while, like a few seconds but had time for a dream.
Needless to say, it was a bit disturbing and involved ponies.

>>31391535
Let's not take it too far, kissing is as far as I would go and we only had sex like rabbits after a reasonable time in a stable relationship with her.

>>31391584

Oh, you know.

The usual.