How would you break the news to your mom that you're in love with a pony?

>>31382840
>Thoughts
Applebloom will outcute Sweetie Belle. Mock my words.

>>31382840
>Skyrim
Gonna catch it on youtube sometime around midnight.

>>31382863
Very carefully.

>>31382864

Should Scootaloo get her own episode this season?

>>31382840
No matter how the episode turns out, we won't be seeing it on a DVD boxset.

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/11/official-response-from-shout-factory-on.html

and I know I'm late, shut up

I wonder which episode will redeem Scootaloo's apparent uselessness so far, the cutie pox one or an appearance in the Dash's pet one.

New topic: Who, from the population of Ponyville, would most likely object to sex slaves and the increase in equine trafficking in Equestria?

Hey, Dafty.

________ ______ __ _________________

>>31382840
>thoughts
Well I hope with will expand on AB character outside the CMC.

>>31382864
AB is the best CMC, so it's only right.

>>31382898

A pony hugs you tightly.

Is this a good day or the best day?

>>31382864

Frankly I think she might have last episode. That Sister interaction was diabetes inducing.

>>31382883
I've been meaning to say what I think about the next 2 episodes after this weekend's.
I think Scoots is going to be a major part in either of the Rainbow Dash episodes, since we've got Sweetie and Applebloom centered episodes.

Hello, deries! It's time for a Rarity thread!

But first things forst. I've heard white a bit of accusation about other ponies being me. I can attest to you that that is simply not true. I would never sacrifice my image in order to help promote myself, That right there is very belittling to my friends. I would never belittle my briends.

Now with that out of the way, let us begin with Rarity thread!

>>31382913
Is good day. If it were my favorite, then it would be best day.
But you never clarified.

>>31382864
It hasn't happened yet, bro. Prepare to eat your words that I am mocking.

>>31382883
No. I mean it's not like she's somepony's sister or something.

>>31382923
You forgot a bit of sky blue makeup on the back of your neck.

>>31382913
Best day but not only because a pony hugs me.
Wait, a real pony or an My Little Pony pony?

>>31382883
Would be nice. I mean Applebloom and Sweetie Belle have had development outside of being part of the CMC. It would be kind of cool to watch Scootaloo go on a Totally Bogus adventure.

>>31382911
>AB
>best CMC
AHAHAHAHA No
We all know that Sweetie is superior to both AB and Scoot

>>31382913
a girl has hugged me for the first time
inform the men

>>31382923
>briends
Is that like, bread-like friends or something?

>>31382953
>Sigh

>>31382951
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhXz60f0HLU

>>31382913
Smelly day, because the ponies stink like horses.

>>31382913
A pony hugged me and today I didn't even have to use my AK.

I got to say it was a good day.

>>31382943
Sky blue... Are you talking about my cutie mark?

>>31382954
Briends. Best friends. It's a contraction.

>>31382953
I have the strangest mental picture of a drill sergeant lining up a bunch of recruits and then yelling at them about how well his date last night went.

So any more news about the show ending after half of season 13?

>>31382987
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_iH1GhM2j8
And you reminded me of this.

>>31382986
A lady does not use contractions where it is not necessary.

AN IMPOSTER. BURN HER.

>>31382986
No, that's why I said it was on your neck and not your enormous rear. You and Dash should really get together and exercise.

>>31382986
Whatever. I like you Rarity, I really do, but give it up. Applejack's got you beat with her southern charm and down-to-earth personality.

>>31382987

I have the strangest picture of Gomer Pyle shooting Hartman for badmouthing his favorite pony.

>>31383013

>rarity and dash episode

Bueno...

>>31383007
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_iH1GhM2j8

That never gets old.

>>31383013
>exercise
>ruin that glorious ass
what

>>31383011
Well... Eheheh... A lady generally doesn't stick her head into a can of garbage in order to keep a secret, now does she? ...Let us never speak of this conversation again.

>>31382840
>Twidash Thread
Excellent!

>>31382951
>sees this picture
>Remembers this picture he's posting
>Mind begins downward spiral of translating MLP into Ducktales characters.

So... Donald Belle, Rarity McPony, Twilight Gearloose, and Launchpad Dash?

>>31382987
And now I'm imagining the Fallout Sargent watching ponies.
It's...intresting

>>31382986
That's a really nice picture.
>>31383021
I think AJ is my favorite pony for the day.
I can't make up my mind.

>>31382987
http://informthemen.ytmnd.com/

>>31382913

Best day ever

>>31383041
i wish to be a mare and also dating rainbow dash

>>31383060
>screengrab of a pony half-blinking
>OMG BEDROOM EYES LOL OMG THESE PONIES ARE SO SEXUAL BIG BONER TIME A+

fucking hate you guys sometimes...

Pony runs at you, tears running down. Wraps her arms around and doesn't let go.
What do?

>>31383021
My, whatever are you talking about, darling?
>>31383013
I have nothing on my neck besides my brilliant, white and perfect coat.

>>31383089
sniff her mane

taste her tears

>>31383089
I THROW HER ON THE GROUND

>>31383089

Give her ALL THE HUGS.

>>31383045
WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE PONY?

WHAT'S THAT? I COULDN'T HEAR YOU!

IF I FIND THE LITTLE FUCK THAT SAID TRIXIE I AM GOING TO FEED HIM TO A DEATHCLAW!

>>31383102
Do you also welcome her to the real world and call her a jackass?

>>31383121
She then proceeds to call the cops and arrest you for sexual harassment.

>>31382840
Did she get beat up by the apple family? Perhaps they just trashed her cart stand, maybe just scared her off? I haven't seen her in Ponyville for a while

>>31383089

>pony
>arms

THAT'S NOT A PONY

OH GOD GET OUT OF THERE IT'S GONNA KILL YOU

>>31383144
Why do you think they keep those pigs?

>>31383089
Scream like a woman and attempt to run away only to get entangled in the blubbering mass.

>>31383157
YOU CAN'T ESCAPE. IT'S GRIP IS TOO STRONG. YOU MUST FIND A WAY TO ESCAPE. WHAT DO YOU DO???

>>31383191
WHAT WOULD BEAR GRILLS DO!?

>QUICKLY DRINK OWN PISS!

>>31383191
LICK ITS FACE
WHILE IT'S CONFUSED, DETERMINE WHERE ITS GENITALS ARE LOCATED, AND KICK THEM

>>31383089
I would stay silent for half a minute, then ask it what's wrong. Casually as if nothing weird is happening.

>>31383191

I'm going to go with what >>31383159 said.

>>31383158
Oh shit, they went ol' Mr Woo on her ass?

>>31383191
Shit my pants, but like, yell the entire time. like goku fucking powering up in a battle

scare the fuck out of that pony with my combo battle cry/pants-shitting

>>31383191
Is it Lyra?

>>31383218
You didn't hear it from me, but we could hear those pigs all the way from town the night after she went missing.

>>31383209
AFTER FUMBLING AROUND LIKE A MORON FOR A MINE STRAIGHT YOU FIND WHAT LOOKS TO BE THE GENITALIA AND KICK IT.
YOU THEN PROCEED TO GET TOSSED ABOUT BECAUSE IT APPARENTLY DOESN'T HAVE GENITALS.

>>31382840

How DID chubby widdle Twiwight get so pwetty?

>that feel when you've always wanted to make sweet, tender love to ponies but will never get the chance

only in my dreams I suppose..

>>31383246
She can be if you want it to be, anon.

>>31383246
If it is we are doomed.

>>31383089
Return hug. Attempt to console.

Try to hide boner

>>31383246
Speaking of lyra.

>>31383254
when she was little her parents sent her to summer camp to make friends. the first day there she drank some sketchy water and got hep B. she went home immediately and lost a ton of weight recovering from the disease.

>>31383253
FUCK, SEDUCTION IS OUT OF THE QUESTION THEN

I VOMIT AND CRY UNCONTROLLABLY, THAT'LL SHOW IT

>>31382840
Cross fingers that Scootaloo is a cannon orphan or in a foster home or a street trotter. Or just has a broken home with domestic problems

>>31383268
call her heart strings and see what happens

>>31383251
Those pigs were hungry, mate.

>>31383272
Your attempts are met with odd looks from the pone as you continually bump what appears to be an Xbox360 at her head.

>>31383254

Easy. She gwowed up.

Meanwhile, Homestuck updated.

>>31383292
Seconding this
At least it will be quick and painless

>>31383246

Oh God, I know what happens next.

WHERE'S AN ENCHANTED NECKLACE FROM CELESTIA WHEN I NEED ONE.

I drew Pinkie as a shoggoth, no idea why.

I can't draw shoggoths well.

>>31383285
YOU USED ACID.
THE CREATURE WAS PARALYZED.
YOU FLED SUCCESSFULLY.

>>31383254
I like the theory that Celestia forced Twilight's parents to breed in order to continue the pure Unicorn race, like in that GG picture

So there hasn't been very many pictures in this thread.

>>31383321

For some reason I like this.

>>31383323
Such is life in the 'ville.

Wait...
>You are in the 'ville.
>Another creature has been alerted to your presence.

Does japan like pononos?

>>31383323
They should pay me for being this badass. Another horrifying beast vanquished.

>>31383342

>>31383339
take another look at that GG pic. that's not twilight's mom. that's twilight.

>>31383323
We fled from Lyra...
ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDS
She was the only one who could have helped us in this situation
What if humans are some kind of mythical nightmarish creature that is supposed to be killed on the spot

>>31383353
No, or there would be more tentacle rape pics.

>>31383361
There's also a Twilight's Mom edit.

But Twilight as a stand in works just as well.

>Twilight's filly face when Mandatory Mating Month rears its ugly head again

>>31383342
watch the teeth, or you'll be eating without them.

>>31383371
>>31383351
YOU RAN IN A RANDOM DIRECTION. DUMBFUCK.
YOU'RE IN A FOREST NOW, IDIOT. WHAT DO YOU DO NOW?

>>31383371
She would have dismembered us on her own time.
The guards will be a less painful method.

Or we can flee into the awesome looking forest!

>>31383361
Yep, hence the
>we're...

>>31383371
Then I guess you'd better hurry up and kill yourself then.

>>31383371
Ment to write Retarded
That's it time for bed

>>31382840
>In anycase topic: New Episode in 48 hours. Thoughts?

30 hours.

>>31383389
Fuck the forest

>>31383353
Yeah, but not the cool, trendy japanese people. Just the lame and unsightly ones, like over here.

>>31383317
It's too late for you. There is a secret part of the basement she has been preparing for years, not even Bon-Bon knows about it. It will be the home for the rest of your long, long life.

>>31383389
>forest filled with creatures that can rip us to shreds or petrify us forever
Can we set it on fire?

Why haven't you broken in MLP headquarters and leaked every episode made yet?

>>31383360

>>31383389
CREATE CAMOUFLAGE!

Oh shit! Is that some fucking awesome blue flowers?!

>>31383389
RIP OFF SHIRT
SMEAR MUD ON FACE AND TORSO
CREATE A TORCH
ROAR AT THE SKY

>>31383123

Sergeant,

my favourite pone is

is you

why are ponies so cute

add pony to anything and it sounds cute

pony syphilis

pony holocaust

What's going on ITT?

>>31383427

>implying that wouldn't simply drive them from the forest in droves and send them straight to our doorstep

>>31383389
CLIMB A TREE

>>31383439
And then Sergeant was a filly.

>>31383420
>>31383427
YOU GOT SPLINTERS ON YOUR DICK. THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING? YOU DON'T HAVE MATCHES TO BURN THE FOREST DOWN. YOU GOTTA LOOK FOR SOMETHING THAT CAN.
HOLY FUCK THERE'S SOMETHING HUGE MOVING BEHIND SOME BUSHES. THE FUCK DOES YOUR PUNK ASS DO?

>>31383431
I got to the door and they politely asked me not to.

I mean, how could I refuse? There was a cardboard cutout of Twilight Sparkle there and everything!

>>31383431
Because they make the episodes in Canada, and I might run the risk of unleashing every Johnny Test made instead

>>31383431
Because then they would move the future episodes to a more secure location
We wait till we know when the show is canceled and the break in and get all the episodes, scripts, pitch bible, and also the animator's hard drives to see all the hidden stuff and get access to the resources necessary to make our own episodes

>>31383443
Why is it that pony holocaust gives me more feels than real holocaust

Sometimes I worry that I feel more emotions for ponies than people. Like, not people I know, but in general. Maybe I'm just really cynical when it comes to people.

>>31383460
YELL AND WAVE YOUR ARMS

>>31383460
Fuck the thing

>>31383460
RIP AND SHRED

>>31383460
BEFORE WE DO ANYTHING
Does it have genitals?

>>31383465
I know that feel.
I've never cried to a story about humans.

>>31383465
>Feuer! The ponies, are sticking to the oven walls again!

>>31383465
There are no innocent humans. That's why.

Also Jews aren't real people anyway

>>31383434

>>31383434

!!!

>>31383465
Because you are Brony scum

>>31383478
Like it matters. FUCK IT ANYWAY

This thread needs more ponies :3

Holy shit, I have never had so much fun drawing before.

Big Mac has just been brought back to life by Doctor Pinkamena West's serum.

>>31383524

Ew, not worst pony.

>>31383478
YOU MOVE YOUR ASS slowly and quietly, to not alert the beast to your presence. HOLY FUCK, IS THAT A NUT SACK? THAT'S A MOTHERFUCKING BASKETBALL BAG FROM GYM CLASS.
CLIMB THAT TREE, LIKE THE MONKEY NIGGER YOU ARE AND TAKE IN YOUR SURROUNDINGS.
HOLD THE PHONE, IS THAT SMOKE? THE FUCK IS SMOKE DOING IN THE FOREST? SHIT CUNT! THAT THING IS LOOKING UP TO YOU. IT'S GOT HORNS AND SHIT. MIGHT BE A BUFFALO. THE SITUATION CALLS FOR SOME IMMEDIATE ACTION, NIG. WHAT DO??

>>31383524
>colon three

>>31383542
I don't see AJ

>>31383542

Okay..

>>31383552
CHEAT CHEAT CHEAT

>>31383504
WOAH TOO FUCKING FAR! THE EYES WERE ALL THAT MATTERED, YOU DOUCHE! GIVE HIM BACK HIS MOUTH!

>>31383552
YELL AT IT

ASK IT IF IT HAS THE TIME

>waiting for new MLP episode

>>31383589
DO THIS, BUT WHILE POSING SEDUCTIVELY

>>31383552
CHANNEL MY INNER MUSCLE MAN RANDY SAVAGE AND SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!

>>31383589
YOU SCREAM AT IT IF IT KNOWS THE TIME AND TELLS YOU IT'SA FUCKING OGRE, IT CAN'T TELL TIME. ALSO IT THINKS YOUR FLIRTING IS GAY. WHAT IS YOUR RETORT?

>>31383616
Tell him he is a doublenigger

>>31383616
THROW SNAPPED SLIM JIM AT IT.

>>31383616
TELL HIM HIS MOMMA'S GAY

>>31383599

I'll be driving to Knoxville and back on Saturday for a discrete transaction, so I won't be able to watch it until late in the evening.

>>31383616

THIS THIS THIS.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUCmr9YfGv0

>>31383630
>>31383633
>>31383634
YOU CALL THAT SHIT EATING NIGGER THAT IT'D A DOUBLE NIGGER AND BEGIN TO RIP AND TEAR AT ITS STOMACH. LIKE AN ANIMAL, YO. UNLEASH THAT CROUCHING TIGER.
AFTER YOUR SHOWER IN BLOOD, YOU TAKE THE SKULL AND WEAR IT AS A HELMET. YOUR TROPHY. YOU CALL THE CORPSE'S MOTEHR GAY AND WALK IN THE DIRECTION OF THE SMOKE IN STYLE.
>>31383653

>>31383434
Needs googley eyes stat.

Who is the smartest pony?

you know what this thread needs?
To kill the joker once and for all!

>>31383524
why do i find this face more appealing than a human woman's face

>>31383675
STRUT OUR STUFF ALL THE WAY TO THAT FIRE

>>31383679

>>31383679

celestia

...
Okay let's try to fix this thread
So guys about season 3
What's your opinion?
It will be canceled?
Are they just testing the waters?
Is this just a secret plan to prepare for a huge story based adventure over the course of 4 movies and then continue as usual?

>>31383689
SHIT NIG, IS THAT A ZEBRA? YOU IN AFRICA? YOU JUST MIGHT BE.
AW SHIT, SHE'S TALKIN' IN RHYMES AND SHIT. SHOW HER YOUR RAPPIN' SKILLZ.

>>31383710

I would love a 3D MLP movie. I would not leave that theater all day and catch every showing of it.

This thread has convinced me that Blueb has surpassed my questing prowess.

>>31383751
Whoa, nonononono. I'm just bored, tired and shit posting.

>>31383679
Professor James Poniarty, the brilliant criminal mastermind

>>31383773

>criminal ponies

>>31383576

After a long and risky operation I was only able to restore 25% of the functionality of Tokie's mouth.

I'm sorry.
He will be permanently disfigured for life......

Hey guys I was told to draw a pony while doodlin'.
How bad did I do?

>>31383727
CHANNEL THE SPIRITS OF A THOUSAND DEAD HOMIES AND LAY DOWN SOME PHAT RHYMES.

>>31383693
I don't think she's the smartest. She may be at average intelligence, though.

>>31383789
On the bright side, he is now the band's lead singer.

>>31383789
BUT CAN HE STILL PLAY?!
AND HOST SWEET LASER EFFECTS?!

>>31383793

>>31383773
>Professor James Poniarty
They HAVE to make this a real character!

>>31383021
country warmth and hard work, and city refinery and class

two great tastes that go great together

>>31383680
>implying Pinkie Pie can be killed

>>31383710
I guessing it will get 3 seasons, since most cartoons do unless they do really well.

But I wouldn't mind if they end it with a movie-length episode.

Or they could just go with a Brave and the Bold style ending.

>>31383789
You ass. You wouldn't have had to restore his mouth if you DIDN'T TAKE IT AWAY IN THE FIRST PLACE! IT'S OKAY TO STEAK EYES, BUT NOT ANYTHING ELSE!

>>31383773
>Professor James Poniarty
>ty
>Moriarty
>ty
>Rarity
>ty

OH GOD IT ALL MAKES SENSE

>>31383812

you are

just

do you know what ELSE this thread needs?
MY MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

>>31383802
AFTER STRUGGLING TO FIND A WORD THAT RHYMES WITH "I AINT GIVIN A FUCK", THE ZEBRA THINKS YOU MIGHT BE HIGH, SO SHE INVITES YOU IN.
WHAT DO??

>>31383863
OfFeR hEr SoMe BoMb AsS pIe

>>31383863
LET'S GO ON IN

>>31383675

Blueb, I have fallen for you and your amazing writing, take this as a token of my appreciation.

>>31383863
POLITELY ACCEPT THEIR HOSPITALITY, WHILE WONDERING WHY THEY'RE ORANGE AND PINK ZEBRAS

>>31383908
I thought we were a black guy.

>>31383854
I'm just what?

>>31383930
Dude...
>The fucking outline.

>>31383848
THAT'S why she finds gems so easily!

>>31383823

He should be.

>>31383861

would you rarity's mom

>>31383949
Brutal.

ponies.

>>31383911
THE ZEBRA LAUGHS AT YOUR IDIOCY AS SHE OPENS HER DOOR.
FOR SOME RETARDED REASON, YOU ATTEMPT TO DO THE DINOSAUR, BUT END UP LOOKING LIKE YOUR AN EPILEPTIC AT A RAVE.
SHE GIVES YOU SOME WEIRD GREEN SHIT TO CALM YOU DOWN. YOU COOL OFF YOUR STUPID ASS NOW. SHE SAYS YOU LOOK NEW AND IS WILLING TO ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS. WHAT'S YOUR FIRST QUESTION? DON'T FUCK THIS UP. IT'S EASY.

>>31383950
Only for the cheese.

>>31383961

Want me to rob you of your mouth too Tanto?

>>31383861
Is it me or is her horn...bigger?

>>31383930

Fixed.

>>31383974
>GREEN SHIT.

>>31383974
This is easy.

CAN I HAVE MORE OF THAT GREEN SHIT. ALSO, YOUR NUMBER FOR WHEN I RUN OUT

>>31383974
"DO YOU HAVE ANY KFC?!"

>>31383974
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD
ANSWER ME THAT, MOTHERFUCKER

>>31383974
WHO IS YOUR DADDY AND WHAT DOES HE DO!?

>>31383985
No. Don't. The eyes are enough.

>>31383974

CAN YOU LICK YOUR ELBOWS?

>>31383974
WHERE IN THE HELL AM I?

>>31384038
Because Rainbow Dash was on the other side.

>>31384002
>>31384010
>>31384020
>>31384038
SHE ASKS YOU WHY THE HELL IS A CHICKEN RUNNING AROUND AT ALL AS SHE GIVES YOU MORE OF THAT GREEN STUFF. YOU LIKE IT, YOU FEEL LIKE YOU CAN GET HIGH OF THIS SHIT.
YOU ALSO ASK HER WHO HER DADDY IS. SHE DOESN'T RESPOND. THE BITCH. YOU TRY TO FLIRT WITH HER BY LICKING HER ELBOW AND JUST THROWS YOU OUT HER DOOR.BITCHES AND WHORES.
SHE TELLS YOU THERE'S A TOWN TO THE SOUTHWEST WHERE YOU CAN GET "MEDICAL TREATMENT". HOW THE HELL CAN YOU GET MEDICAL TREATMENT WITH THIS HORRIBLE ECONOMY?
YOU BUCKLE DOWN AND HEAD OFF TOWARDS THE FOREST, LIKE AN IDIOT.

>>31384083

Rainbow Dash: making innocent poultry charge across the road to its death since 2010

>>31384095
Pull out wang to intimidate any potential monsters.
Also start singing random Bono songs.

Is all this caps story bullshit what pretty much occupies pony threads nowadays? If so,

>my face

>>31384095
AW SHIT, IS THAT A SNAKE? IS THAT A FUCKING SNAKE? FUCK IT IS A SNAKE. IT'S STARING AT YOU WITH THE EYES OF A KILLER. YOU PULL OUT YOUR WEINER TO CHALLENGE THE SNAKE'S STATUS AS THE ALPHA. IT SNAPS AT YOU. IT NEARLY GOT YOUR WANGDANG, FUCK.
WHAT DO YOU DO NOW?

>>31384113
STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!

>>31384132
No, not really. This is the only time. The thread is slow, and it's only the exhaustion talking right now.

>>31384136
HISS AT IT, MAYBE IT JUST WANTS TO TALK

Long ago in a distant land, I, Celestia, the pony-molesting Master of Trolling, unleashed some unspeakable
shenanigans! But a foolish band of friendly fillies wielding magic stones stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final spell was cast, I tore open a portal in space and flung them into the human world, where friendship is outlawed! Now the fools seek to return to Equestria, and undo the mischief that is Trollestia!

>>31384136
BITE THE FUCK OUT OF IT

>>31384136
TIE THAT SHIT 'ROUND OUR HEAD LIKE A BANDANA.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3e7DZ-V5ImY

>>31384143

>Skyrim
>attack chicken
>whole village goes apeshit

>>31384143

>>31384237
You serious?

I may have to just get it tomorrow mor- afternoo-
...
Evening.

>>31384194
YOU HISS AT IT AND IT HISSES BACK. YOU MOTHERFUCKING HARRY POTTER NOW. IT HISSES LOUDER. FUCK THAT THING ID NASTY LOOKING.
YOU TAKE A DEEP BREATH, AND STOMP THE FUCK OUT OF IT. YOU BITE IT FOR GOOD MEASURE.
YEAH, IT'S DEAD. YOU WRAP THAT THING AROUND YOUR HEAD LIKE A BOSS.
YOU SCAMPER THROUGH THE FOREST MORE LIKE AN IDIOT AND FIND A TRAIL THAT'S BEEN USED RECENTLY. ON THE OTHER SIDE IS A HUT. WHAT DO YOU DO NOW?

>>31384267
LET'S KNOCK ON THAT DOOR. BE SURE TO BE ALL POLITE AND SHIT.

>>31384267
The next action you make decides your fate. Choose wisely.

>>31384290
THIS, BUT POSE SEDUCTIVELY

>>31384267
FART UNCONTROLLABLY

>>31383847

I would like to publicly apologize to /co/ for what I have done to Toki. I can never restore his life to pre-mouthrobbery quality, so I will devote the rest of my life to helping disfigured people everywhere.

On a related note check out the enhancements I made to our good friend, Carl.
I totally swear this is my last one.
Really.

>>31384258

Someone started a thread on /v/ about it, fuck if I know if it's true or not. The way people were responding makes me think it was indeed true, though.

Personally I'm still not interested in Fallout minus guns.

Ah. I'm not entirely sure what to make of this thread, but I'm back to streaming.

http://www.livestream.com/lmnope

BGM is ... something. I haven't decided yet. You'll want to mute the stream if you're listening to something else.

>>31382863
By standing there, with her at my side, and letting her see for myself.

>>31384317
My dearest Twilight Sparkle,

WHO DID THIS TO MY FREAKIN' CAR?

Would you /co/?

>>31384330
>Fallout minus guns.
Fuck that shit.
This bitch has magic and shit!

>>31384330
I think I like you more now.
So if you aren't interested in Skyrim what are you playing?

>>31384352
>implying anybody with a sex drive could turn down pinkie

>2 Rainbow Dash episodes after a CMC episode
Thank goodness there's a bright glowing Rarity episode at the end of this shit tube.

>>31384352

Of course not. Fat humanized Pinkie is basically just Pam from Archer.

>>31384317
ftfy

>>31384352
Let me check if I'm homosexual. Hm.

Nope, everything still works down there, so uh, yeah.

>>31384352
>Belly button.
Nope.
She is not a genie.

I could not wish for anything.

>autosage

>>31384394
>homosexual
Pinkie views everything more restrictive than bisexuality as just being a party pooper

>>31384290
>>31384307
>>31384312
YOU KNOCK ON THAT DOOR THREE.
FUCKING THREE TIMES. CLASSY AS FUCK.
SOME HORSE THING OPENS IT AND NERVOUSLY ASKS YOU WHO THE FUCK YOU ARE.
"Hello, I'm lost and malnourished. Can you help me in any way?"
SHE ASKS WHY THE HELL SHOULD SHE HELP YOU WHEN YOU SUDDENLY FEEL YOUR SPAGHETTI IN YOUR POCKETS BEGIN TO SHUFFLE. IT'S BEGINNING TO RISE. YOU TRY HARD TO GET IT UNDER CONTROL.
IT'S TOO MUCH. YOU BURST INTO TREATS AS YOUR SPAGHETTI ENGULFS THE INNOCENT HORSE IN AN AVALANCHE OF PASTA.
YOU DECIDE THAT YOU CAN'T FIGHT IT ANY LONGER AND FART UNCONTROLLABLY AS YOU START CUMMING UNCONTROLLABLY.
And so our story ends with the whole forest engulfed in smelly, stick, and smelly pasta.
The End.

>>31384371
Indeed. Because I, Fluttershy, agree with you! Rarity episodes are always the best ones!

>>31384415
Not yet, 52 posts to go.

>>31384437
Fuck yeah, we got the good end.

Great work everyone.

>>31384437
>lvl50brewmaster.gif

>>31384437
>rainbow_dash_in_a_blender.gif

>>31384455
Fluttershy, are you okay? You suddenly sound like you've injured your throat from fellating over a hundred ponies. Also you smell like semen and shame.

>>31384437

>>31384361

Fallout with guns.

>>31384488
That's because she's rari-
>shame
oh, not rarity

>>31384437
Well I guess this is the end of all our quests.

Nothing can surpass the masterpiece we have created this night.

>>31384499
>>31384488

>>31384498
so like...
double the number of guns?

>>31384498
3 or NV?

>>31384524
>Implying 3 had guns

>>31384488
Well, I-
>HACK COUCH
Well, I will admit I'm a little under the weather. And that smell muct be the new shampoo I'm using. I really should've listened to Rarity's suggestion.

>>31384510
Oh come on. Don't do that. You're not totally awful. I... really like your mane?

>>31384511

Actually yeah, since Shrapnel adds about a hundred new weapons.

>>31384524

NV.

>>31384507
I'm flattered, but no, this was jut shit I was pulling out of my ass. Thinking it up as it went.

>>31384533
She's not so bad. I'll pay her 50% of her asking price.

>>31384536
MORE GUNS THEN YOUR BODY HAS ROOM FOR!

FALLOUT: BORDERLANDS!

>>31384393

Saved your eyes Carl.
Why you do this rogue anon?

>>31384553
Do I still have Bloodwing?
Fuck guns I want my Bloodwing

>>31384488
>You suddenly sound like you've injured your throat from fellating over a hundred ponies.
Have you ever actually listened to Fluttershy

that's a pretty accurate description of her normal voice

>>31384372
>he wouldn't Pam from Archer
The homest of mos.

>>31384566
Because.

>>31384568
Yes, you have your Bloodwing.
But you are trapped in a crazy new world.
At least it seems nicer.

>>31384553
>millions of randomly generated guns
>also with mods
Nothing could contain it's power

>>31384352
not gonna lie, my face would literally be Twilight's

hard to say no when Pinkie's ready to go

>>31384586

>he didn't read the email field

>>31384595
Yeah the vault hunters would probably get bored in the Fallout universe...

>>31384597
>PUNCH THE LEG OFF A GHOUL!

>>31384455
>>31384532
Now wait just a minute here!

...

Fluttershy, that towel looks awful on you! Stay right there, I'm going to go tell Rarity!

>>31384604
why would you want to? Whether humanised or pony, that much energy would be a shitload of fun and she'll totally have a foodplay fetish, so you get a meal, too

>>31384553

It's kind of like Rarity's philosophy on life, except with guns instead of gems. Horrible wasteland has you feeling down? THROW SOME GUNS IN THAT BITCH.

I mean.

What could go wrong.

>>31384608
Seriously, they landed on a planet with horrible dismemberment insurance.
Death was a constant on Pandora.
Fuck, at times it was a faster mode of travel.

>>31384615
Ugh, man, are you guys going to get all fashionista around here? So unRainbow. I'll go Dash over to Fluttershy's place to check on her animals while she's busy. I'll be back in a dashrainbow!

What if season five has ponies which look like the ones in OP's pic?
Still watch show?

>>31384643
...
What if we took Rarity and put her in that game while replacing her gem cutie mark with guns?

>>31384654
>We have to conserve ammo.
Do what?
>Conserve our ammo...
Your guns don't just regenerate ammo?
>...
And yet you fuckers learned to make energy weapons that don't suck...

>>31384674
Hey Naponyon, here's that armoured Fluttershy you asked yesterday.

Anybody else would like something to be drawn? Something nice and quick would suffice!

>>31384704
Oh wow, not at all what I expected but very nice. Thanks!

>>31384692
GUN DRESSES

>>31384674
Is that... witchcraft I smell, Raibow Dash dash rain dash bow rain rainbow dash?

Sorry I'm late with these ones, I hope both requesters are around.

Delivering requests from last night: first, it's Rainbow Dash giggling in her sleep... except I couldn't really find a way to make her look like she's giggling, so she's just sleeping. I am sorry...

>>31384615

I went back and finished erasing the rest of the watermark. Have the updated (but still half assed) version.

>>31384722
...And Pinkie Pie eating a slice of cake.

>>31384741
Niiiice! I'm the requester for this one. Much love for the contribution mate!

>>31384722
Good way to express giggling, I'd think, would be to scrunch her head and shoulders together and put a grin on her face.

>>31384692
>>31384643
>Rarity
>but with GUNS
I'm interested

what kind of guns would she be giving out? I can see her giving Applejack a sawed-off but the other ponies are a bit tough

so MLPG, how's business?

>>31384777

I bet Sweetie Belle would take an Armalite and just load it the fuck down with TACTICOOL attachments, much to Rarity's chagrin.

>>31384715
>She keeps finding all the best guns.
>In all the most horrifically dangerous places.
She ends up getting horribly Ignored by the various raiders, and monsters and makes away with the very best weaponry the wastes have to offer.

>>31384722
Requester for this one here.
>>31384775
Maybe you can do this? Or maybe do it comic style where 1 and 3 are the same but panel 2 is her giggling?

>>31384777
>Incendiary rounds?? What was I thinking.

>>31384805
Drawfags assemble!

>>31384722

HOW ABOUT RAINBOW DASH TERRIFIED IN HER SLEEP?

>>31384825
>Starts running in place and flapping her wings while still asleep

>>31384822

I would but I have no idea what an armalite is or how to draw guns

>>31384852
Same here. I've yet to play New Vegas. Wonder if it's cheap now on Steam..

>>31384825
ONE DAY RAINBOW DASH WAS SLEEPING DURING THE DAY AND SHE WAS SLEEPING A TERRIBLE DREAM SLEEP.
SHE SLEEPED THAT SHE DID NOT HAVE A BABBY INSIDE OF HER AND SHE NEVER WOULD KNOW WHAT FATHERHOOD COULD BE.
SHE WOKE UP CRYING AND HER ALARM CLOCK BITCHED AT HER BECAUSE IT WAS STARSCREAM.

AND THEN THEY talked about it

>>31384852
It's similar to M16. Google it.

>>31384760
You're very much welcome, anon!

>>31384775
>>31384810

Hmm... yes, that could have worked. Problem was that I was thinking on only changing how her mouth looked in order to get the giggling effect. I never thought about changing her head position or anything. Making the drawing in a comic-like style could have been good, too. Thanks for the suggestions, I might just try to make this same drawing again someday, haha.

>>31384852

Armalite is more of a general term, really, but in this case the rifle in question would probably be an M15A4. It seems the most likely choice for tacticool bullshit.

>>31384909
So who would have a Nugget?

>>31384909
>>31384888

kay I'll give it a shot since that sounds funny

don't expect me to finish in this lifetime though

>>31384925

Everyone should be required to own at least one Nugget.

>>31384909
>M15 the fuck is that
>picture of some M4gery with redneck camo
Am I... am I being trolled

>>31384909

so should I just load it down with like 14 scopes or what?

what are some stupid things people put on guns? my /k/-fu is weak.

>>31384966
A chainsaw.

What type of gun would Fluttershy be?

>>31384943

Alright then. If you need a reference on "tacticool," it's basically adding a multitude of unnecessary attachments.

>>31384945
Right, but which pony would own the weapon of Sergei Mosin?

>>31384979
a start pistol.
a silenced start pistol.

>>31384805
>>31384777
yes...YES

this pleases me, I want to see Rarity handing out all of the guns, all of them

also, on the subject of the Applejack one, maybe she gives AJ a full-size shotgun, and AJ immediately saws off the end? Not sure if that's how sawed-offs work, or if she would just make a custom shorter-barrel shotgun for AJ. I'm not exactly a gun expert or anything.

>>31384984
Damn, I was about to post that.

Alternatively, use this as a reference and go nuts.

>>31384979
A suppressed Ruger Mark III.
With rubber bullets.

>>31384949

http://www.armalite.com/Categories.aspx?Category=8e8e5de6-5022-483e-812b-822e58014822

>>31384979
Cap gun

Forgot my picture because I'm a genius.

>>31385006
Oh... kay. What's the difference between this and the M16?

>>31385021

Nothing much.

>>31385015
Too loud, she would own one of those Dollar Store water pistols.

She would own an airsoft, but one of the animals might choke on the BBs.

>>31385033

>Benelli M3
>saw off the end

>>31385021
The price.

>>31384979
Cheap water gun, when she goes apeshit though like in Best Night Ever she pulls out of the SuperSoaker.

>>31385000
She'd give Applejack a sleek new Benelli M1014 only to watch in horror as Applejack haphazardly sawed the end off.

>>31384881

AND BOOM BAM.

>>31385044
Sorry, changed my post, was thinking of the wrong Benelli.

Either would be a travesty though.

>>31385062
>Why do you people ship this

Because it lets us imagine them going on double dates with Derpy and Megatron.

>>31385061
>>31385000
ahaha holy shit that's perfect

>>31385049

Holy crap dude, I was scrolling through there and I noticed one or two that I might be interested in, but then I came upon the .22-LR that's seven hundred and fifty dollars.

I mean I don't even like plinking with .22s myself, I don't think it's worth the money saved, but... who the hell would pay seven hundred bucks for a plinker?

Fucking A.

SO HEY.

HOW ABOUT THOSE PONIES.

Boy, this died abruptly.

>>31385000
>Rarity gives Twilight a swedish mauser.
>Twilight cannot find ammunition for the fucking thing.

>>31385153
Forget ponies, Gummy is best character. We need a Gummy episode.

>>31385157

Guess it's time to bring it, TO LIFE.

>>31385161
Twilight seems like the kind of person that would reload spent ammunition, or maybe even try different powder mixtures and whatnot just to see what happens.

She then has Spike do all the test firing.

>>31385161
>>31385042
>>31385000
>>31384805
dammit now I want this to be a series of arts

I don't even want it to be in some kind of grimdark super serious Equestria, they just have guns for some inexplicable reason

>watching Noel stream
>feel totally superfluous to the conversation
>that feel when your idols try to be approachable and you're too spineless anyway

>>31385205
Noel's streaming? Crap, why didn't I know this.

>>31385180
Party of One was kind of a Gummy episode

Though this post does make me long for some kind of pet adventure with Winoa, Opal, Angel, and Gummy, with Spike as the leader

They usually do those in kids shows don't they?

>>31384979
Blowgun. All the darts are mild sedatives. Except the one that's dipped in Manticore venom, just in case.

>>31385190
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BnOUOkcr9c

>>31385157
>bitch

>>31385199

It could be Fallout: Equestria, but instead of WORDS WORDS WORDS and lesbian bullet sponges, it could just be legitimately funny shit. More of a parody than a crossover, really.

>>31385240
But it still has lesbians, right?

>>31385226

YES, SOMEONE ACTUALLY GETS THE REFERENCE.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJAoaCHdTJY

>>31385244

Well, Fallout has lesbians, so why the fuck not.

>>31385252
I do like a bit of Lovecraft and Lovecraftian things.

>>31385267

Oh boy, then you'll love me then.

>>31385284
I already do.

COME ON EVERYPONI SMILE SMILE SMILE!

>>31385253
>Lesbians.
>In the fallout universe.

You must be insane.

>>31385252

Dafty I sincerely hope you know me better than that.

No Mocha you can't have a narcoleptic pony that's Rose's thing.

>>31385302
>I am getting a Joker theme here...

>>31385317
>narcoleptic pony

hahaha I think you mean insomniatic pony

>>31385317
>>31385337
Both at the same time.

>>31385337

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbmbQkX7czo

dawwwww

>>31385190

AND COLOR.

>>31385357
Ok....
We need to see Narcoleptic Pinkie.

>Dead thread

why.jpg

>>31385445
Everyone is in Skyrim, raging at the bugs?

>>31385240
See now this I could get behind.

Ponies + Guns w/o any Grimdark/violence

>>31385472
I'm actually downloading Skyward Sword

>>31385472

Welp, here's a picture of Pinkie Pie playing basket ball because why not.

>>31385524
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9FImc2LOr8

>>31385472

I'm still here, and I'm still disinterested in Skyrim.

I am going to bed now though.

What's the most rage-inducing way to refer to the ammo cartridge on an assault rifle? Clip, or magazine?

>>31385636

Cl

magazine. Just go everywhere calling it a magazine, that'll uh, that'll totally bug the shit out of people.

>>31385644

Okay, stick around a second, I'm almost done with this doodle.

>>31385646

I was trying to use reverse psychology under the assumption that you were going to use it to troll. If it's for a doodle, use "clip."

Fun fact: all rifles have magazines, rifles that use clips have internal magazines and the clip is merely the most efficient way of loading the rounds into the magazine. themoreyouknow.jpg

>>31385636
Clip.

>>31385646
Draw it as a magazine, but call it a clip. That'd be the most rage-inducing for idiots that care about guns.

Anybody need something to be drawn at the moment? I need a distraction.

This thread is so dead it's painful.

Here. I'm glad the gun was SUPPOSED to look crappy, this is the best I could do with a mouse.

>>31385711

I am so glad I came back in here before going to bed.

Fucking saved like a motherfucker.

>>31385698
Ponies as street whores.

>>31385732

Oh boy I sure do love those ponies.
We're running on fumes arent we?
Just a few more hours until the next episode, thank Celestia.

>>31385711
>clip
>Clip
>CLIP

>>31385754

Episodes are on Saturday buddy.

http://ponycountdown.com/

>>31385755
Doesn't count outside /k/ my fellow /k/omrade.

>>31385711

Someone go post this on /k/

>>31385755

Hey, a few of the guys on /k/ like ponies, right?

Maybe they would like this drawing.

>>31385711
yes, YES! fucking saved

I'm not even a gun nerd but I like this idea, I hope someday someone does the whole Applejack shotgun thing

>>31385761
26 hours is just a few hours ;_;
At least that's what I keep telling myself.

>>31384979
>>31384979
>>31384979
>>31384979
>>31384979

>>31385767
>post this on /k/
Enjoy resetting your router bro.

>>31385786

That's why I said someone else should do it.

>>31385698
Applejack trying to teach Rarity how to buck