But the Armourshy dump was last thread.

>>31357421
>implying you can ever have enough ponies in armor

Let's stay in this one..

IT BEEGINS

LET THE GAMES BEGIN!

THIS THREAD HAS... NO NATHAN
LET US KEEP IT THAT WAY

are you pinkie pie

> tripfags fighting over a threads
> treating it like they contributing

oh god...

COME ON EVERYPONI SMILE SMILE SMILE!

This counts?

This thingy right here makes this one the official one, right?

>>31357477
I wish I could be pinkie pie

>>31357470

>>31357482
im helping

I'm gonna go with this throd.

Nathan creeps me out.

>>31357491
perhaps I could be your pinkie pie tonight

>>31357494
Yeah, fuck that hermaphrodite.

Today, class, we will learn the basics of probability. Consider the following axioms:

Axiom 1: 0<=P(E)<=1
Axiom 2: P(S) = 1
Axiom 3: P(U Esub-i) = SUM(P(Esub-i)) for events that are mutually exclusive.

Now, is there anypony who doesn't understand?

>>31357502
that would be nice, anonymous
I would like that

Good afternoon. Has Fluffy visited at all?

fantasy ponies you say

heres my fantasy

We haven't done this in a while.

>>31357513

>>31357402
Here's one I made earlier. Took me trillions of hours, but apparently time is a concept not familiar to me.

I need..a break. Flutter Samurai Armour go.

>>31357519
i havent seen him
and draw more rainbow dash

>>31357404
>Is the leveling system improved? That was my big complaint over oblivion. It always seemed like a chore to level up. It was never fun when you did. And the way the monsters leveled up with you, often faster than you, it's like there was no reason you'd want to level up.
I only got to level 2 so I can't speak for level scaling at all.
But leveling up isn't a chore since stats are no longer tied to how many of a type of skill you updated (i.e. you don't have to train a bunch of STR skills to get a x5 multiplier on your STR bonus).
Now when you level up, you get a perk, and you get to upgrade max health, magic, or stamina.
There are a lot of fucking perks, something like 6-8 for each of the skills it looks like. Some really cool stuff too, not just basics like 20% more damage or what have you.

Also you may know this already but you don't tag skills at all in character creation, so there's no Major/Minor skills. You just train what you play, which I prefer to "train what you play, but also hope you can accurately predict what skills you're going to be using most".

>>31357525
>Me every day in class

>>31357530
she is my favourite pone but man her hair is annoying to shade

>>31357488

>>31357513
But of coarse.

>>31357519
He was on for a while yesterday being awesome, posting a new game build, and gushing over the picture/messages. He also posted on his DA about it.

Said it made him cry manly tears. You da man, Reu.

>>31357502
>perhaps
>not maybe

I want to brush Applejack's mane.

And smell i

>>31357484

>someone saved and posted my shitty mousedoodle from the other day

It makes me inordinately happy every time.

Also any requests that I probably won't do in time for you to see? I just need something to do.

>>31357557
It smells like limes.

>>31357557
I would like to brush applejack's mane and clean her hooves with my tongue

sup niggas

>>31357402
Here's one I made earlier. Took me trillions of hours but apparently time is a concept not familiar to me.

I need..a break. Flutter Samurai Armour go.

What if there was a special ops team of ponies from all three races tasked with fending off these terrible beasts, pushing them out of Equestria?

>Dragonshy
Oh wait. She does. Not much of a special ops team though.

>>31357570

pone in armor

>>31357552
>mfw I'm a physicist and all these things actually mean something to me
This is probably meant to appear confusing to people, huh.

>>31357513
Gimme a question to do with that.

>>31357576
MMM, marshmallow hooves.

>>31357584
There is, they're called the bearers of harmony.

>>31357554
hooray! like I said before I can't take credit though.
I'm ever so glad he liked it!

2 days until new parents and Appleblooms cootiemerk

>>31357614
Next time read the entire post. I pointed that out.

>>31357612

>>31357617
HAS THIS PONY HAVE NO BONES?

>>31357611
That only establishes that the sum of all probabilities is 1, there's literally nothing else you can ask about it.

>>31357566
Can you draw her horn?

>>31357626
I assumed you were pointing out fluttershy specifically, what with saying "she"

>>31357611
You roll a six sided die.

What is the probability that it rolled six, given that it did not roll a one?

>>31357643
"She" was referring to Celestia. As in she already has a special ops team.

>>31357653
is this before or after we learnt it didnt roll one?

> Two threads
> Nathan posts first
> Everyone picks NTSTS

Everybody hates Nathan huh?

I hate Applejack

>>31357692
then maybe you should actually mention Celestia at all in your post before "calling people out" on not reading your post. If you can't put your ideas across, that's your problem.

>>31357694
The time doesn't matter.

You know for a fact that it did not roll a one. What is the probability, without looking at the die, that it rolled a six?

Don't overcomplicate this. This is BASIC probability. It's very simple.

>>31357711
nathan's thread wasn't first though

>>31357711
Well, I did post first.

Though, I suspect the answer might be 'yes' anyway, but Nathan's been pretty cool lately, on top of the new threads and such.

>>31357718
1 out of 6 I suppose?

>>31357711
Not picking Nathan's thread means less people bitch about Nathan. Stupid or not, that's less drama in the thread.

Drama that you are bringing back right now. Stop it.

>>31357715
>Reads original post

Huh, I thought I mentioned her. Sorry then.

>>31357725
It was the first to be made but not the first to be posted in the old thread.

>>31357728
YOU. ARE. SMALLTIME.

>>31357728
You didn't post first.

You posted it first in the thread though.

>>31357728
and you said he was cool
>>31357765

>>31357738
No! The whole purpose of the axioms before was to establish 100% as the maximum probability.

We know that it did not roll a 1, so we can eliminate 1/6 of the possibilities. There is a 1/5 chance that it rolled a 6.

This isn't a trick question. We know that the sum of all probability is always 100%. Eliminate possibilities, and you are left with a lower amount.

>>31357769
no u

>thread becomes tripfaggotry
Whelp

>>31357783
did you tell fluffy that i miss him?

>>31357782
Is there an "Introduction to..." website or text that covers this subject in greater detail?

so I just watched my first MLP episode for the first time.

what exactly is all the fuss about? it is not one of Lauren Faust's best works. am I missing on some sort of subtlety or in joke?

Dash thread?

>>31357791
Probably? I think he knows everyone misses him.

>>31357788
Sorry.

I don't have any more pictures of epic fantasy ponies, really. Care to help me out?

>>31357808
It's extremely overrated.

But it's still a very enjoyable.

People are just tryhards to fitin.

>>31357801
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Probability_axioms

It's a really basic concept. Don't overthink it!

>>31357808
Which episode was it?

I fit was the pilot, your hesitation is natural.

>>31357810
Those always degrade to CAPSLOCK faggotry.

>>31357513
I... uh... I... is this some sort of song.

>>31357808
Popular opinion is that the show increases in quality the further along you get.

If the pilot didn't turn you off, keep watching, it's not entirely indicative of the rest of the series.

>>31357808
Unless you really hated it, watch 1-2 more.
Also which episode did you watch? Best introduction would probably be ep 4 of season 1.

>>31357641

I tried.

>>31357808
Were you around for Avatar: The Last Airbender?

Shit ruled /co/ for years. It blotted out the light of day with its mass threads.

Sometimes a show that is good gets a lot of attention, without the need to be GREAT.

>>31357810
Did I hear someone calling out for the most awesome and all around bestest pony in the world?

>>31357812

>>31357822
Is Cheerilee supposed to have an "you. me. tonight." face there?

>>31357848
YES
>>31357827
DEAL WITH IT

>>31357848
yes

>>31357848
You called?

>>31357782
Oh that way, thought you had cut the 'it did not roll a 1' out of the question, so I assumed it was an even more simple probability question.

>>31357856
Tonight

YOU

>>31357856
>slightly furrowed eyebrows
>she wants to fuck
You need to get out more.

>>31357519
show me the collage of signatures plz
looks like you did't add mine

I hate you. I always was nice to you

>>31357856
It depends on whether or not you think the pink markings near her cheek there are a slight blush, or just cheek definition.

>>31357848
damn straight they did

>>31357849

>>31357845

...Also here without the weird bump thing behind her horn since i'm not even sure what that's supposed to be

>>31357870

>>31357880

>>31357882
>Girls outside
>They want to fuck

>>31357822
>wikipedia
And I thought you where a real teacher Miss Cheerlie. No self respecting member of the academic field would ever suggest Wikipedia as a source of knowledge at least that's what I was always told in high school and printed in big bold worlds on the silibus of my classes here in collæge

>>31357846
A:TLA was actually a really good show though.

MPL is just shit. I'm sorry I've watched several episodes and I don't think its very good at all.

>>31357886
When ponies bring each other bouquets, are they really just carrying their lunch?

>>31357912
Okay. Then why are you here?

>>31357912
>My show is better because I like it, your show is shit because I don't like it

A Rainbow Dash thread?

About time...

>>31357911
Wikipedia can be a good starting point as it can link to a lot of useful content

>>31357912
>>31357808

>>31357912
>I don't think its very good at all.
Thanks for your input, not everyone's opinion is the same. And I'm afraid you will likely not change anyone else's in this thread.

>>31357931
Yeah, they always go by so quick

>>31357869
It's not like I hate RD.
Just people who act like you about her.
>>31357882
Nope, it's that and the blush.
And spanking in clopfics.

Cheerilee for best Background pony.

>>31357897

>>31357882
>pony eyes during mid blink
>she wants to fuck

Every screencap ever.

I would discuss ponies right now, but I am going outside to do stuff.

>>31357942
That means we should have 3 Dash threads per each thread of any other pony

>>31357959
Casual.

>>31357959
>going outside for any reason other than to pick up Skyrim
>and work/school
CASUALS

>>31357845
Looks much better! Thanks bro

>>31357912
Well that just means it's not for you. Still it was nice that you gave the show a chance, but we're not gonna like the show any less because some don't like it. Every show has viewers that like and others that dislike it. Apparently most people seem to like FiM after they watch a few episodes.

>>31357947
She's a side character...

>>31357967
>>31357966
>casualmind

>>31357959
I am also going outside

>>31357955
Is tat picture legit?

>>31357972

Eyup.

Save the one a couple posts down though.

>>31357912

>MPL

And what show is that?

>>31357978
Filthy outsider.

>>31357963
But that would mean she's going slow enough for us to make threads about her. And that just simply is never the case.

>>31357931
were it up to me, every thread would be a rainbow dash thread

>>31357975
Oh good. Then Derpy can be the best BG pony while Cheerilee is best side character.

>>31357967
>Not getting Skyrim off Steam
filthy casual

>>31357911
Well I offered to explain it to you myself, remember?

You were the one who wanted an internet source. Beggars can't be choosers!

Now you can write an essay about the importance of using good sources in your research, though!

>>31357985
Yes, I was just quoting that post heh, thanks again

>>31357983
Yes.

Yes it is. It's from call of the cutie, right before the cupcakes song.

>>31357955
>scootaloo

>>31357989
My Poor Loser?

YES YES ITS RAINBOW DASH TIME!

>>31357994
>using steam
You're the cancer killing the PC master race.
And I'm saying this as a consolefag

>>31358009
They made a show about 4chan?

Do we all try to earn or trip?

>>31357959
I'm also going outside to my car

And I will bring my laptop while I order food at the gay bar

>>31357893
And now, where is Dooks to color it?

I don't have time to play videogames anymore. I have to learn how to art or else I will be a blank flank forever.

>>31358014
>steam
>bad
have fun with only being able to install things 3 times, DRMfag

>>31358014

>>31358027
I'm going outside to find a job

>>31358014
>He thinks Steam is harming PC gaming

>>31358013
FUCKING PICTURE RAN AWAY

>>31358031
Nothing wrong with blank flank.
We are the blank generation anyway.

>>31358031
>implying you will ever accomplish that

>>31357883
>>31357883
>>31357883
>>31357883
>>31357883
>>31357883
>>31357883
>>31357883
>>31357883
>>31357883

and again, you fucking ignore me
wtf man

>>31358014
>he thinks digital distribution isn't one of the best things to happen to gaming in a long while

>>31358032
Not that guy, but Steam is a type of DRM, you know.

It just has other useful features with it.

>>31358031
>Dinky is completely hypnotized by Appleblooms butt

>>31358014
>>31358038
>he thinks steam is harming pc gaming

>>31357926
Okay...

My show (Avatar) is better because it had an interesting world, it had complex and unique characters that developed in different ways, its animation was well done, the fight scenes were well done and original, the humour was done in the right amounts, it had a continuing story and it's finale tied everything together and was satisfying.

>>31358040
I want to stroke those wings so bad

What is your favourite picture of any of the MLP stuff?

I don't know why but I always cheer up and giggle when I see this.

>>31358043
I believe we are call Millennials or Generation Y

>>31358031
>even the show can't get pony knees right
Also, I should be drawing too.
But here I am.
Here you are.
WE'LL BE HERE FOREVER!

>>31358050
I know.

But compared to something like spore's DRM, it's hardly DRM at all.

Guys

/v/ is shit right now. Please take this shit there.

>>31358066
its weird
but i like it

>>31357996
>citations
>required to have 5 soruces for this one term paper
>three have to be text
>all my library's I can get to is all pop culture/fiction/young reader
>non has a proper book that covers the history of criminal institution from the 40's to the 70's

This race is shit, I want to be that huge owl from Avatar; TLA

>>31358075
NO!
MY ONE WEAKNESS!
TAKE IT AWAY!

>>31358061
The romance was complete fucking shit, was cringe worthy, and was terribly forced.

But I still like both shows and don't really care if other people like the shows I like, because I'm not a giant faggot.

>>31358075
I would hug that pony so hard

>>31358065

>>31358061
I could say the exact same thing about FiM, apart from the continuing story which is just partially true, and there was no finale so far. And I'm sure somebody who hates Avatar could also say that your post is a lie. It boils down to >opinions.

RIGHT I am back from my 2 hour walk into the forest while dreaming I am in Everfreeforest, longing that the road will take me to Ponyville!

I will now draw boobs, who's boobs shalt be first?

also posting this sketch, I tried to colour it yesterday but utterly failed.

People taking about Steam?!

TEAM FORTRESS 2 GENERAL!

>>31358050
DRM as a word has such negative connotations that it's impossible to discuss in a civilized manner.
Which is why I prefer to refer to it as digital distribution platform. One that has 70% market monopoly I might add.

But enough of that, time for ponies.

>>31358066
Very well made

>>31358096
twilight

>>31358096
berry punch

>>31358096
Does it have to be a pony?
Can you draw jackie chan with boobs?

>>31358095
Could you? Could you really? In what way is MLP better than Avatar?

>>31358044
I will. I will live and breathe art. I will eat it for breakfast, and it will be in my bones.

On a semirelated note The Silent Comedy really puts me in a creative mood.

>>31358099
Rape has such a bad reputation, I prefer to call it uninvited intercourse

>>31358113
It doesn't have you as part of the fan base.

>>31358100
>lizard-ponies

>>31358047
>
>>31351358

>>31358113
I prefer it

can someone post the picture of hoppip i saw on here a while ago, i need it.

>>31358108
best ponytits

>>31358061
But all of that is subjective. Well, except for the fight scenes being original, because they weren't -- that's objectively wrong.

It is just as easy to say Avatar wasn't good using those subjective terms, if it doesn't appeal to you.

I'm not really going to get into a discussion of whether or not A:TLA was good on /co/, though, because as I mentioned before, this place has had a fanatical devotion to it for years.

>>31358096
Fluttershy.
Seriously though, are you high?

>>31357994
>One copy pre-purchased over steam
>One Giant-ass collectors edition pre-purchased at the store for console
>can play as glorious PC master race even as console peasant older brother plays on the tv.
>spot on wall pre-cleared and -cleaned for my collectors edition map
>UMAD casuals?
.
.
>Also: MFW I don't have to hit a menu to see my map

>>31358132
>email
gb2/b/

>>31358125
>Derpy
>She wants to buck

Adoradash?

>>31358113
Well first and foremost of all the cast is compromised of adorable girls with no males apart from spike who really isn't even a main character.

Also it's cuter than Avatar.

And this is coming from someone who shipped Tokka 2006-2008

>>31358023
I'd watch this

>>31358082
That sounds bad. Are you underageb&, or go to a shitty uni?

I can get all the citations I need without leaving my room, due to university electronic library, and if I need reference materials, I'm a quarter mile walk from a six floor library filled to the brim with the height of research materials.

>>31358113
I haven't seen much of Avatar so I can only judge it the way you do.
I think that MLPs humor is much better, MLP also has an interesting world, complex and unique characters that all develop in different, interesting ways, animation is well done, there weren't too many fight scenes but they were well done too. Not to mention the fact that watching MLP (at least if you like it) brightens your day, you just feel happier after watching an episode.

>>31358149
>mfw the preorder map
It shall be glorious. I was checking the map on Oblivion all the time.
>>31358162
See, the problem with Dash like that is that she would never appear in public like that. She isn't cute by her nature, and making her cute is taking her off-character.

Twilight it is!
>>31358147
HIGH ON LIFE!!

>>31358176
I would too.

>>31358061
>>31358113
Why are you even her? If you don't like the show, why post in the threads?

>>31358023
It'd be like Jersey Shore.
Except the characters would all be white males in their 20's.
Who spend all their days in their rooms browsing the web.
No girls allowed.
I'd watch it

>>31358047
oh I'm ever so sorry, I left for a bit
that's not even the finished one he linked you to

>>31358190
This is filly dash, her parents forced her to dress like that.

Man, I wish I had something better to do than post on pony threads.

I mean, I DO have plenty of better things to do.

I could read a book, watch a movie, work, go out drinking, dancing, eating, play a game, learn a foreign language, work out, and a dozen other things.

But I lie in bed and talk smack on 4chan.

Indeed, I will never amount to anything.

Have you smiled today?

>>31358210
Will there be singing like MLP?

>>31358227
You can always hope that you end up being the chosen one.

>>31358244
That ain't happening, because I'm the chosen one.

>>31358227
Today I do my laundry and write fan fics.

With some 90's super hero cartoons on Netflix thrown in for good measure.

>>31358227
It doesn't really matter. If you're okay with it you'll be much happier.
Except that ever since I started drawing I've got this gnawing feeling on the back of my head that I should be practicing.

>>31358251
What if he's the evil chosen one.

>>31358238
>>31358237

>>31358227
It's alright as long as you're having fun.

>>31358291
Why is Celestia black?

>>31358190
Yeah, Dash would never do anything like this, for example, it's straight up out of character

No, really, her cooler-than-you egotistic outside just makes everything she does all the more adorable

>>31358181
I go to a community collage right now, two years, then maybe a real college upstate.

Everyone said it was the most preferable choice for me and the students graduating with me, my class. Plus, I didn't give a fuck about anything at the time.

>>31358301
Sunshine sunshine

>>31358316
Because
>racial diversity

>>31358216
Wait, you're still adding signatures?

>>31358309
I had fun once and it was awful

Sweetie thread

>>31358301
Because the sun gives people tans.

I like that pic, actually. Celestia reminds me of Storm.

>>31358329

>>31358323
NO
especially not yours
we dont want fluffy to get sicker

>>31358309
I don't remember a spot on the show where she was being intentionally cute.
I find her way too energetic anyway.

>>31358310
I don't understand why Americans waste time on community college. Go to freakin' university. Get a real education.

>>31358329
i tried to post a sweepy bel picture but i think i missed a bit

>>31358329
Sweetie cannot into a thread.

>>31358238
The awkward, humming-to-the-tune-singing-only-the-chorus kind of singing.
Also shower solos.

>>31358339

>>31358350
unintentionally cute is still cute
she'd be annoyed if you told her how cute she is, but that would also be cute, which would make her even more annoyed

which would be even cuter

>>31358354
You forget american college isn't free unless you're some kind of a genius my fellow eurofriendd

>>31358356
what scene was this?

>>31358346
>implying I wanted to add to it
>implying I wasn't merely curious

>>31358354
Lack of anyone wanting to give a fuck about a real education really.

>>31358381
>Where MY sexy wet hair fanart?

>>31358377
s2e7, when Sweetie Belle lost her forelimbs and everybody had to go look for them
she was sitting on them

Episode proposal:

Twilight goes out for the evening, and Rarity comes over to the library to visit Spike. While there, they bed together, and Spike gets Rarity pregnant. Shaitan comes to Spike in the morning before Rarity wakes and says to him, "You have made this woman pregnant. You must not risk your reputation: kill her, and bury the body, so that none will know of what you did." And so Spike does so.

But during that night, Shaitan goes to Sweetie Belle, and Rarity's parents, and in a dream, tells them that Spike impregnated, then killed, Rarity. In the morning, Sweetie Belle awakes and says to her parents, "I had a disturbing dream, and I am not sure if I should share it."

Her parents urge her to explain her nightmare, and so she does, and they respond that they had the same dream. They appeal to Celestia, who has Spike arrested. Shaitan once again appears before Spike, and says, "Just this once, prostrate yourself before me, and I will save your life." And Spike does prostrate himself before Shaitan.

When Spike is presented before the king, Shaitan says to Spike, "I am free of you!", and Spike is executed.

What do you think?

>>31358375
Community college is free?

>>31358309
>Dash
>never do anything
>straight
>out of character
I've accurately summarised your post.

>>31358374
And then you'd get to enjoy getting your teeth shoved down your throat.

>>31358368
NO GODDAMNIT STOP POUTING.

IF YOU CRY, THEN I'M GONNA CRY, AND THEN WE'LL BOTH BE CRYING.

>>31358395
No, just substantially cheaper.

>>31358374
We can never tell her how cute she is. The resulting chain reaction would cause heart attacks in everyone within a five mile radius and some of the elderly as far as ten miles away.

>>31358391
i think i hate episode proposals

>>31358395
Apparently it's much cheaper than regular college.
Not sure though, I've never ventured to the new continent.

>>31358391
I hope you will never become an episode writer.

>>31358381
I have the most illegal boner right now.

>>31358411
Try me.
Ten bucks says I can take whatever she can throw at me.

>>31358429

>>31358395
community collage is much cheaper than a regular collage, but it is still not free

>>31358402
the worst part is I wouldn't be able to choke them up because I'd still be going "d'awwwww" while clutching my chest
she'd have to beat me to death, and then she'd panic, and her panicing would be really fucking adorable

so guys, my mom just told me that she's getting remarried in June
I decided this is a good deadline for me to get my driver's license, a job, and move out of the house

THINK I CAN DO IT?

>>31358457
lol nope.
Better just kill yourself

>>31358426
Please. That episode is highly inspired by one of the best selling books in the world.

Allah (BAPBUH) said it in his Most Glorious Qu'ran.

>>31358457
You're fucked.

>>31358457
pfft, no.

>>31358431
she can fly fast enough to cause a massive explosion, you can't take anything she can throw at you

and even worse, if you COULD, she'd be forced to admit it, but she'd try and make out that she still won anyway, and that'd be adorable enough to kill

>>31358457
>>>/b/

>>31358431
Tell her yourself, I don't want to be responsible for the massacre.

my penis is moving

>>31358457
>still living with his parents

>>31358368
>>31358356
>>31358339
Sad sweetie bell is best sweetie bell

>>31358457
>Get my driver's license

It is always disturbing to me how late in life Northies get their license.

>>31358489
Is it moving on it's own?

>>31358395
I went to community college for free through the California Department of Rehabilitation by claiming Asperger syndrome as my disability

They even paid for me to go to a state university, though I had to drop out because I couldn't afford the room and board (it was too far to commute so I had to stay on campus)

>>31358457
you can do the first two, but as for a house, i think you need more time, and a well paying job, not just a retail store or restaurant job.

>>31358479
>>31358487
I was talking about her being cute.
Not nukes. Nukes are not cute.

>>31358457
Death is the only answer

>>31358530
How unflattering

>>31358457
Hahahaha,
No

>>31358323
Nope, you just.. seemed to have an old version or something. I stopped accepting signatures and sent it to him around this time yesterday

>>31358470
>>31358477
>>31358478
Are you guys just being dicks because this is 4chan or do you really think it's an unreasonable goal?
>>31358497
What's a "Northy?" And if you think I'm pathetic, my brother is 27 and doesn't have his license yet.
>>31358518
I might be able to get a cash advance from my... mom and her fiancé... if it comes to that.

>>31358530
>I AM THE PRIMORDIAL SERPENT

>>31358519
nukes are cute

>>31358569
You've got 7 and a half months to do it.
That's hell of a short time nigger.

>>31358569
Not your personal blog. Go to facebook of twitter or something.

>>31358551
WHAT IF MY SIGNATURE ORBITS YOUR PICTURE?

>>31358569
Yes.
none of those have been accomplished for me in 4+ months

>>31358505
IMŌTOCHAN
MY BALLS ARE MOVING ON THEIR OWN

>>31358530

>>31358505
YES!
I NEED HELP DOCTOR

>>31358519
>implying they arent
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPLRFZsgfhw

>>31358551
I see. Thanks for the clear up.

>>31358530
>>31358605
>MFW I look like these images because I have a really weak chin.

>>31358623
now dance with me you disgusting fool

>>31358564
ONE

DAY

>>31358633
The whole thing is wrong.

>>31358633
reported.

>>31358647
snorted

>>31358590
What about the first two goals?
I know I'm a loser but if I can't learn to drive in that amount of time that would be pretty awful

>>31358630
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dh6DJEn2J9o

>>31358633
The boobs themselves look fine.
>anthro
at the very least spoiler it though.

>>31358627
>mfw I have a masculine chin, dimples, a cleft chin, and really nice eyes

>>31358633

>>31358659
Farted

>>31358659
deported.

>>31358659
>>31358674
>>31358680
You guys are retorted.

>>31358627
>that feel when have to shave daily
>that feel when overweight

But

>that feel when easy to gain muscle

>>31358633
>that feel when tits

>>31358569
Are you not from the Northern United States?

It is the only place in the US where people go so long without their license, AFAIK.

>>31358670
>mfw I have most of those, plus perfect teeth, but it's all going to waste because I'm fat

>>31358688
WELL YOURE RETARTED!

>captcha "false" avelooi

>>31358688
This is a riposte

>>31358664
Anyone can learn how to drive, especially americans since they only drive easymodo babby casual automatics, but getting a job and moving out?

That takes determination.
Also I reported you. Nothing personal.

>>31358704
>mfw you're fat and I'm not
>but it's still all going to waste because I'm asocial

>>31358699
central coast California, actually

>that feel when not fat but still ugly

Sucks, man.

>Regular memeber of some history forums
>A vocal contingent of posters have recently become bronies
>They've stopped talking about Hitler and Napoleon and start just posting pictures of ponies everywhere
>The administrator is also a brony
>Historical discussions have ground to a halt
>mfw this is somehow all my fault because I was one of the ones who spammed Amid Amidi's post here last October

That forum in particular has been steadily going downhill for years, but goddamn it's maddening.

>>31358736
>They've stopped talking about Hitler and Napoleon and start just posting pictures of ponies everywhere
>Historical discussions have ground to a halt

The History Channel?

>>31358736
You "spammed" Amidi's post? I was posted perhaps three times, once by myself, once by another /co/ regular, and once by you I suppose.

>>31358736
Pony has become death, destroyer of forums

>>31358618
That's not cute, just colorful.

>>31358734
I know that feel.

Will stream later, probably in a few hours for anybody that cares.

>>31358758
Rarity with all that filth all over her, my penis is about to pop.

>>31358771
No you don't, fatty

>>31358773
Good for you, Anonymous!

>>31358670
>masculine chin
>cleft chin

Chin on chin action.

>>31358771
>He knows that feel
>Of not being fat

>>31358773
And I lost my trip and picture when I messed up captcha.

>>31358569
first get yourself a stable job, you don't want to be foreclosed, forcing you to move back in with mom.

>>31358773
will you be talking?

>>31358752
But instead of being replaced with Nostradamus and Aliens, now all discussions amount to posting pictures of Princess Celestia with a trollface and how much they enjoy brushing the manes of their little pony toys.

For fuck's sake.

>>31358771
is dis nigga serious?

>>31358785
But we can't have chin sex in these threads.

We're still waiting on the hat sex.

>>31358791
I AM PREPARED

>that feel when not ugly but kinda fat and tall as fuck

>>31358785
Masculine jaw I mean. I have a really well-defined jaw line and cheek bones.

>>31358791
Scooting sweetie belle is so FUCKING CUTE

>>31358801
Well of course, that's the selling point of my stream isn't it?!

>>31358773
I probably won't be here. I'd like to at least know what I'll be missing.

/co/
SOMEONE IS BARKING OUTSIDE AND SCARRING ME?
WHAT FUCK SHOULD DO?

>>31358824
NO ITS YOUR SEXY ART YOU SEXY DEMON

>>31358819
Nigga you better be taking advantage of a superior facial structure to bag all the women. Some of us aren't so fortunate.

>>31358807
>that feel when you'll never bury your face in Dash's sweet bubblegum and eat it

>>31358824
Well great, I'm probably gonna miss the beginning since I need to sauna and stuff.

>>31358791
change the poof to pomf, you will make an anon happy

>>31358833
>open the window
>shout "shut the fuck up jerkoff"
>problem solved

People are a lot more timid than you'd expect.

>That feel when fat, and socially awkward, but nice and have a good face so you still get laid.

>>31358833
Tell them to shut the fuck up you massive beta.

>>31358843
Highschool and university, yes.
Now, not so much.
Don't ask.

>>31358833
Do nothing... as always

>>31358867
YOU LIE
NOBODY IN THREAD HAS HAD PENIS TOUCHED
LIE LIE LIE

>>31358887
I'll touch your penis.

I can't fuckin' wait for colour E-ink to come out.

>that feel when you're an awkward virgin who has kissed a girl but never fucked her because you fucked up the relationship with your shyness

>>31358791
That's not a tripcode.

>>31358887
>That feel when it's from both guys and girls

>>31358901
what.

hello my friends
what are we discussing at this moment?

>>31358928
About that guy with a trip but doesn't contribute jack shit.

>>31358902
Protip: there are equally shy girls who are looking for you.
Find them.

As long as you're actually shy and not just a "nice guy" who thinks he's shy but he's actually an overbearing creep.

>>31358928
Touching dicks

>>31358944
I will only date Rarity.

>>31358771
YOU'RE BOTH

...wtf my captcha is urynall pocket

wtf is a urinal pocket

i can't stop thinking about pinkie's glistening pink folds

i want to bury my face in them

>>31358948
This is a step up from touching pony buttholes.

>>31358901
Nice ereader bro, I'm waiting for my Futashy mousepad to come in.

>>31358958
Then you'll never date her, cause you're Spike

>>31358962
what about her ass? can't forget that

>>31358948
Woah wait, what? What'd I miss?

>>31358818
What's wrong with being tall exactly

I'm 6'2" and I feel like a midget sometimes :(

maybe because everyone else in my family including my mother is freakishly tall so I have a bad perspective

>>31358969
Is that seriously a real mug. I hope you get found out.

>>31358944
What if it's both?

Can't I be genuinely shy and then an overbearing creep when I finally work up the nerve to talk?

Episode proposal:

There was a land out beyond Equestria where the king of the land burned believers of Celestia until dead. In this land, the king had a court magician who served him for many years, but in time the magician grew old, and asked the king to bring to him a child so that he might pass on his magics, and so he did. On the first day this child was to visit the magician, he passed Twilight Sparkle, who was visiting this land. The boy stopped and spoke with Twilight, and liking her teachings, stopped by each day on the way to his lessons with the magician, even though these made him late, and he would be beaten for his tardiness. When he complained, Twilight told him, "When you are late, tell the magician that you have been detained by your family."

And so time passed, and one day an Ursa Minor attacked the kingdom, and tore through the streets. The young unicorn lifted a stone with his magics, and proclaimed, "Celestia, if your favor lies with the monk Twilight Sparkle, then let this rock kill the beast, but if it lies with the Magician, then let it not kill the beast." And he propelled the stone, which hit the Ursa on its head, and killed it in a single blow.

From this day forward, the colt abandoned his training with the Magician, and he went to Twilight Sparkle, asking for formal training, but she said, "On this day you have surpassed me in your faith: there is nothing I can teach you."

And so the unicorn set about and began healing those with leprosy and blindness, and one rich man of the King's court who had been blinded heard of these miracles and went to the unicorn and told him, "I will make riches yours if you cure my blindness", but the colt responded, "I do not cure blindness: it is the Lord. If you renew your faith, I can ask him to heal your blindness, however." And so the rich noble pony did renew his faith in Celestia, and his sight was restored, and he went among the king again.

>>31358969
I wish /a/ would go back to /a/.

>>31358985
5"9' masterace

HEY MLP GENERAL
I HAVE A QUESTION TO ASK YOU ALL
ペキペキペキ ですか?

>>31358944

what constitutes an overbearing creep? i may be at risk of being one

>>31359005
Sorry, we speak American here ,not chinese.

>>31359001
The king asked of him, “How is it that you can see again?” and the noble pony told him of the colt, so the king had the colt summoned to his court. The king demanded of him how he was healing the lepers and blind, and he told the king that he did not heal them, but the lord Celestia did. The King was infuriated, and he tortured the colt until he learned who his teacher was, and when Twilight refused to renounce her faith, she was banished from the realm. The King ordered that the colt be killed, and he said “Take him to the highest peak of the tallest mountain, and ask him to renounce his faith, and if he does not, throw him off.” And so when they arrived there, the boy asked Celestia, “If it is your will, please save me from this cruel fate.” And at that moment, an earthquake shook the earth, and the courtiers fell to their deaths. The colt returned to the court and the king demanded, “Where are your courtiers?” and the colt responded, “I was saved by the Lord.” And the King had him taken to the sea, and he demanded, “When he is in the middle of the sea, demand he renounce his faith, and drown him if he does not”, but the plot failed again.

>>31358980
Absolutely fucking nothing.

And that's terrible.

>>31359001
>episode proposal
YOU DO NOT BELONG HERE
LEAVE THIS PLACE AND NEVER RETURN
TELL NO ONE
NOW BE GONE!

>>31358887
I had my penis touched once
by a male doctor
while my mom was in the room

>>31359002
You're just jealous of my G3.5 figurines, fag.

>>31358985
Short ppl are damn mean

>>31359015
The king demanded to know how to kill the colt, and so he responded, “If you hang me from a tree, and gather all the people around, and prepare an arrow and say ‘I shoot you in the name of the Lord Celestia’, then shoot me, I will die.” So the king did this, and the arrow pierced the boy’s temple, and he died. However, the people, seeing this event, said, “The immortal child has been killed by the Lord Celestia!” and word soon spread among the people, and they turned to worship her. The King was infuriated, and demanded that all of the new followers of Celestia be thrown into the fire, but when they were, the flames did not burn them, and they walked out unscathed. Assured of sorcery, the king and his courtiers tried to follow the believers through the flames, but they were consumed, and burned to death.

[Credits]

>>31359005
>pikipikipiki

is that like the japanese onomonopia for "smile" or something?

>>31358914

>>31359027
fuck you and fuck you this thread

>>31359027
This is a myth
also Napoleon wasn't short at all

my penis is learning

>>31359042
>Foot shaped hooves
I don't know how to feel about this.

>>31358985
Being tall in a tall family must be nice.

Being tall in a household that's built for a family that's on average 6 inches shorter than you are is a pain.

>>31359041
He's probably using Google Translate for "did you smile smile smile today" or something.

At least he's mixing it up.

Still autistic though.

>>31359042
what.

>>31358979
>implying anybody could forget about watching pinkie's big, pink ass bouncing around in front of them as she innocently performs some trivial task, her frizzy tail swinging to and fro, offering you momentary visions of what lies beneath

>>31359041
It basically translates to "Blah blah blah?"
Like, a generic question.
It's from the new rhythm heaven game