THIS IS A NO CHILD MOLESTATION ZONE!
PONY MOLESTION IS HOWEVER ACCEPTABLE

Nathan, stop making threads. Nobody likes you.

make love to me internet
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=Q5vmzPg2Fso

>>31357427

Which pony from the main cast has the greatest sum of Swag?

I am tempted to say Rarity based on her pure attention to style (an important facet of swag), but Applejack has a fairly large amount of swag as well.

RAINBOW DASH?

>>31359555
What the fuck is swag

is that like

percentage of ass fat

>>31359539
this is the best thing ever

>>31359555

Dash so fresh you can suck her nuts

swag

>>31359566
>he doesn't know what swag is

yous a busta.

>>31359600
stuff that was posted months ago

where is drawfag stream, i want to watch horse art

>>31359449

What's this here then?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPKEx2sJeQA

>>31359622
That's the front page of Equestria Daily.

I would scratch vinyl nonsexually

>>31359658
I would do it sexually, filthy casual

COME ON EVERYPONI SMILE SMILE SMILE!

how does each pony masturbate? do they do it at night before they go to bed, or in the shower? do they like to use a toy, or look at pony porn?

>>31359677

>>31359684
Toys are very useful.

>>31359677
>mfw you fill my heart up with sunshine
sunshine

>>31359687
>mfw right now

>>31359684
Twilight turns her near-unlimited magical potential inwards. With practice, she can simulate an entire herd of stallions.

>>31359677
Fuck off Pinkie.

Post scrunchyface

>>31359695
I know you like when I post that NTSTSTSTS

>>31359684
They dont cuz they do get laid

>>31359684
Don't don't have genitalia or bodily functions.

>>31359706
>triggering orgasms with YOUR MIND
This is my fetish. There are many like it but this one is mine.

>>31359736
...Are you me?

ITS DARK IN THE CITY!

>>31359736
>>31359745
It's possible to trigger human orgasms with the press of a button if you undergo certain surgery, at least for women.

>>31359677
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldW2lOT-ZoM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_z-sa3Tc2MU

Smile.

>>31359745
I don't know. Do you have an invisibility fetish as well?

>>31359712

I NEED PICTURES
PICTURES OF PONIES DOING THIS WEIRD THING
WHATEVER IT IS

>>31359753
I AIN'T NO DEMON LORD,

BUT NEITHER ARE YOU

>>31359716
Boy do I.
It makes me happy when you smile, smile, smile.

>>31359770
>Twilight turning invisible and sneaking around giving other ponies orgasms when they're not expecting it
I... huh. I'll be back later.

>>31359753
>Augmentation and automatic orgasms in the same concept

...DUUUUUUUUUUDE.

>>31359764
Mmm, direct neural stimulation.

>>31359770
That one's situational. Invisible in bed, nothing. Invisible in a locker room? WELCOME TO BONERTOWN USA.

>>31359695
>>31359802

>nathan talking about his fetishes

alright, I can stand the rape fic and comics, and the futashy, and the blatant furfaggotry, but this is where I draw the line.

>>31359808
>implying invisibility in bed wouldn't be sexy if there were two other ponies in there already

just wait until they're too occupied to notice that the feelings they're having aren't anatomically possible for the other to give

>>31359805
...I'll be in my bunk.

>>31359815
ARE WE CIRCLEJERKING!?
LET ME PREPARE MY PENIS

>>31359809

>>31359808
...Do fluids stay invisible after they leave your body?

GUYS
In the latest episode
Sweetie Belle says "we could ride bikes"

WHAT THE FUCK DOES A BIKE FOR A HORSE LOOK LIKE

>>31359803
I'll be in my bunk...

>>31359808
What's the point of an invisibility fetish if you aren't talking voyeurism/ghost sex in public places? I blame Pokemon and League of Extraordinary Gentlemen for this one.

>>31359714

>>31359844
Eroge suggest otherwise.

>>31359849
Judging by everything else ever shown on the show, just like human ones.

>>31359850
NATHAN NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR SEXUAL DESIRES

NOBODY WANTS TO IMAGINE YOU
JACKING OFF

>>31359833
If you're going to enhance your body, why not go all the way?

>>31359769
My money's on classic.

>>31359858
IT'S TOO LATE I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT IT NOW

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

What's going on ITT?

>>31359850
>>31359808
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tABHXN4EXhc

>>31359852
Love it!

>>31359858
I do. I want to imaging this face in a moment of pure ecstasy

>>31359858
IT'S IN MY HEAD

>>31359858
Sometimes I browse these threads naked

>>31359875
Fetishes and ponies, but not necessarily both at the same time.

>>31359849

Like a human bike, except the pedals are on the back wheel instead of the middle.

>>31359885
What fetishes?

I have almost 100 nathan related image in my Nathan folder.

>go on youtube
>all the episodes are removed because copy right
>mfw

Where can I watch the episodes now?
have to catch up on season 2!!

>>31359885
>not applying your fetishes to ponies
I wish I didn't, but it just sort of happens
like last night's dream with mildly hypnotic milk

>>31359908
iPod Episodes - 9 GB: http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/6492380/Season_1_of_My_Little_Pony__Friendship_is_Magic_for_Apple_pr
oduc
PC Episodes - 18 GB: http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/6492440/Season_1_of_My_Little_Pony__Friendship_is_Magic_

>>31359904
Invisibility and triggering orgasms with your mind/magic.

We could through in mind control for good measure.

>>31359908

>>31359907
There are that many now?

>>31359849
You remember that Pinkie Pie's helicopter thing? Yeah, remove the propellers/blades and add wheels instead and make it look more bike like.

So.

NTSTS.

What do you think of Nathan now?

>>31359908
Fucking trolls...

>>31359904
In order: Invisibility, direct stimulation of the brain's pleasure center, and augmentation.

>>31359863
God damn it, it's like you want me to stay in my bunk.

>>31359918
>through

Goddammit throw*

>>31359907
i have only seen about 4, how did you manage to find 100? Are you a wizard/sorcerer?

>>31359917
This is only season one, but thanks for the link anyway.

>>31359944
Well fuck, there's never any lactation here.

>>31359908
The Hub's website has all the latest episodes bro.

>>31359955
just search tpb, the new episodes have been uploaded individually

>>31359908

Lies. You must suck at using Youtube if you can't find them, just typing in MLP Season 2 episode # gives you everything.

>>31359966
WE DONT ALL LIVE IN CANDYLAND

>>31359944
Well, even nanotechnology researchers get lonely. In this case, Twilight's body is getting in the way - she could fix it, or she could indulge it harder than any normal body could take. She chooses the latter. It's for science.

>>31359908
>well, i better go and give soem benefit of the doubt and go see-
>Holy shit the guy uploading the season 2 1060pp has actually had his videos taken down

>>31359955
derp, sorry.

>>31359973
"My Little Pony: Friendship ..."
This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Hasbro, Inc..
Sorry about that.

No lies
Fucking jewtube

http://www.hubworld.com/my-little-pony/shows/friendship-is-magic/videos

There

>>31359964
We can fix that. Throw some light hormone therapy into the mix, just to keep those suckers going.

>>31359990
If I keep going at this rate all I'll be getting is blood for a week.

>>31359964
more's the pity
if we're going to fetishise ponies, we may as well do it properly

>>31359999

>>31360015

Guessing time.

>>31359966
>>31359968
>>31359999

>this makes fluttershy happy

I have a fetish for Pranky, trickster dyke tomboys.

>>31360031
Finger Math?

>>31360012
Give them the ability to turn it on and off, and a vastly more efficient metabolism to be able to generate it near enough on demand, and then we'll talk.

>>31360031
THUMB BETA

>>31360044
Nano-augmentation to the rescue!

Did someone mention therapy?

>>31360031
Pinkie..pie? OH SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHI-

Wait, if the episodes are being taken down, while I have no doubt they'll be reuploaded over and over, how the hell can I watch it tomorrow since I can't catch the streams?

>>31360038

me too

>>31360012
They don't. They could rub themselves raw and watch in amazement as their natural healing is accelerated to dozens of times its normal speed. Sure, they'll be a bit hungry if they do it too much, but that's a small price to pay to let even the weakest of pegasi buck like an earth pony

>>31360071
Tomorrow? I thought today was Thursday...

i would like to present my penis to a pony
how should i go about doing this?

But...the hub has commercials...

More anthro is what this thread needs!

>>31360087
In a box

nathan i remember you said you are still in school. how old are you? your not like 16 right

>>31360086
you are working on rapetime bro

>>31360068
I've always wondered what'd happen if you went to a psychologist and answered all of her questions with euphemisms and double entendres. With Twilight, I'd be extra interested

>>31360071

They aren't. One guy is just too dumb to use Youtube's search bar.

>>31360086
Oh wait right, the day after tomorrow

>>31360091
AND WONDERFUL ONES AT THAT

I LOVE AMERICAN COMMERCIALS

>>31360094
he only molests prepubescent children

>>31359849
There was some artwork about this, but I can't find it with a quick search.

>>31360094
I'm in college bro. 21

>>31359999
>mfw when the videos dont load

IF I GET DOUBLES I STOP COMING TO MLP GENERAL FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE AND LIVE A NORMAL PRODUCTIVE LIFE INSTEAD OF WASTING MY TIME SITTING ON THIS UNCOMFORTABLE CHAIR TALKING ABOUT HORSE FETISHES

>>31360092

YES!

MORE ANTHRO!

>>31360058
and it doubles as a delivery mechanism to infiltrate their body with your own nanobots, forcing their hooves to do your will. And eventually, their minds, too.

>>31359992
Well, technically XyroTR still has three season 2 episodes (Return to Harmony two parter as one video is still there even though the seperate episodes were removed, Lesson Zero is still up)

>>31360129
YOU HAVE FAILED ME FOR THE LAST TIME

>>31360129

>>31360133
Oh, science. What problems CAN'T you solve.

>>31360131
I hope you get hit by a truck

You're trying to make augmentations sexy?
Again?

>>31360131
>>31360092
Contributan with more cancer

>>31360091
>adblock plus

>>31360129
Looks like you're hear forever.

>>31360150
>implying I ever stop

>>31360129
ROLLING FOR THIS

CHECK MY QUINTUPLETS

>>31360133
>Controlling their body while their mind remains their own

SO. MUCH. KINK.

>>31360131
Is snails....wearing an Ubuntu shirt?

>>31360150
I just love how he squirms. I can't see augmentation as anything but cool.

I have the weirdest boner right now reading this thread. And im in class

>>31360105
They aren't there bro check it.

>>31360154
I have that.

It doesn't work on the Hub commercials.

>>31360158
NO
FUCK EVERYTHING
I WANT TO LEAVE
NO OFFENSE YOU GUYS ARE NICE BUT THERE ARE WAY BETTER THINGS I COULD BE DOING WITH MY TIME TODAY

>>31360129
If dubs, every tripfag that's hated is loved, and every tripfag that's loved is raped

>>31360150
I think a constantly vibrating colon that secreted scented lubricant would be pretty nice.

>>31360031
Hint: file name

>>31360181
http://derpyhoovesnews.com/index.php
Pensivepony links still work for the new ep, didn't check any older ones.

>>31360180

better not look at this then.

>>31360180
>reading mlpg in class
that was your first mistake

your second was imagining Twilight sitting next to you, her eyes locked to the front as she pays complete attention to the subject at hand. At least until it starts to slow down near the end, as questions are asked and the people who didn't get it try to catch up. Then her horn begins to lightly glow, and you feel a new force in your pants, as she tries to entertain herself by making you squeal

>>31360200
shit

we have to be nice to nathan now

>>31360158
And you're ear

>>31360200
DOOOOOHOHOHOHO

>>31360200

>>31360200
uh oh.

>>31360210
OH ILL BE NICE TO HIM
WITH MY PENIS

>>31360200
Ah shit

OKAY I'M ROLLING AGAIN

IF I GET DOUBLES I LEAVE MLPG FOREVER

AND IF I FAIL THEN I CAN'T REROLL UNTIL TOMORROW

>>31360200
But I don't want to see Terse and Squeak raped.

If singles, your post is overruled.

if dubs then that last dubs post is undone

>>31360205
Okie
Dokie
Viking

>>31360238
Cant get dubs bra?

>>31360209
hmm.

That's not fair.

>>31360205
"Okie Dokey Loki"

>that feel when you are home alone but you dont feel like fapping
>and this is your only chance to fap today because family will be home soon

fuck if i dont force myself to fap now i will have to wait until monday. the shit i put up with.

>>31360246
okey dokei loki

>>31360242
>>31360243
>>31360247
I AM THE WIZARD OF THE DOUBLES

If dubs I edge for 2 weeks and then create a hot glue vid

>>31360243

if dubs then double the love and double the rape!

>>31360266
Like a baws.

>>31360266

>>31360269
oh god that face will haunt my nightmares

>>31360268
Pony what are you doing

You can't cop a feel on the Princess

She doesn't even have boobs

>>31360205
Ha, this is fun. I DEMAND MORE.

>>31360277
I love you.

>>31360277

>>31360277
WHAT IS HAPPENING

>>31360277
>double the rape

God damn it, of all the times not to be a tripfag.

IF DUBS THEN NOTHING HAPPENS AND EVERYTHING GOES BACK TO THE WAY THINGS WERE

>>31360249
You can get her back later - it's your turn to make dinner tonight. She won't be expecting you to put loads of effort into making a really nice meal, which you eat together while discussing your work in your respective areas. The washing up can wait until morning as you lean over the table to catch her in an embrace

>>31360277
checkem.

>>31360277

>>31360266
>>31360277
My word.

>>31360269
Listen, Julian, just because ponies drive you to distraction doesn't mean you have to turn all the animals into robots.

>>31360299
Sure is dubs in here.

>MLP general

sigh
why cant i ever get some pointless doubles?

>>31360259
>that feel when you live alone and can fap whenever you want to
>that feel when that means you never get round to it

>>31360311

>>31360289
I made the first two, can't think of any atm.

>>31360311

>>31360311
but you can, anonymous
you can

>>31360311

>>31360266
>proud of getting doubles on /co/

>>31360301
I fabulous'd to Rarity this morning. Felt good man.

>>31360294
I believe it's you.

Now get cracking.

What the fuck is going on in here.

>>31360298
You ever thought of just writing a waifufic?

>>31360333
Aw shit, trips.

>>31360333
The trips have spoken!

>>31360333
>>31360300
>>31360266
>>31360200
Should I reveal myself as the derailer of threads, and save the 4chan with my holy numbers?

YOU CAN DUBS
YOU CAN DUBS
YOU CAN DUBS
BUT ONLY IF YOU TRY!

>>31360342
I did, it turned out pretty badly, I have pacing issues.

So many dubs, so much tripfag rape.

If dubs, rape lasts for a week.

>suddenly doubles everywhere

well thats yet another thread derailed

i want to believe in singles

If this post ends in a number between 1-9, everyone is getting raped

Are we having a doubles thread?

Because I thought I clicked on MLP general.

>You will never get dubs.

>>31360359
No one wants to see your dick.

>>31360377
WE ARE NOW!

>>31360377

Seems to be that way.

Fuck this shit, I have a fic to write.

>>31360377

>>31360323
Here's one.

>>31360377
Can't do anything about it, it's too /b/ in here.

>>31360371
I like that

>>31360365

>>31360333

fine

SO WHO HERE'S PUMPED UP FOR NEW APPLEBLOOM CENTRED EPISODE THIS SATURDAY?

>>31360377

Murphy, Murphy, darling dear...
I long for you now night and day...
Your pain was my pleasure, your sorrow my joy!
I feel now I've lost you to health and good cheer...

What happens to namefags if dubs?

>>31360397
You unmitigated cunt, I was just posting that.

>>31360410
If dubs, namefags are tripfags

>>31360402
Did you ever finish that Twilight boobs pic?

>>31360268
Twilight was straight pimping that episode.
>Feels up the fucking PRINCESS OF THE NIIIIIGHT
>Pins Pinkie to the wall, demanding she not scream, then winds up on top of her pinning her down for an extended period of time

Hell, Twilight has been straight up pimping this whole season, bitch gets all the fillies.

>>31360398
applebloom is best ponya
dubs confirms

>>31360325
No, it was a Sonic reference. Because you look like the Eggman.

they need to let ponies back on /b/.

/b/ hasn't been about a quality experience since late 2005. it's been about /b/loodletting.

>>31360415
Well excuuuuuuuuuuuse me, princess!

>>31360418
nope, due to cunts.

>>31360419
You forgot the part where she beat up Fluttershy.

Hey guys
My brother just left for work so I'm blasting music with my speakers

rate my choice for the first song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwYiW2ROGSY

>>31360426
WHERE IS SWEATY BALLS VA I NEED TO FAP

>>31360386

>>31360429

>>31360426
If quads, ponys are allowed back on n/b/

Thread derailed yay!

>>31360419
to be fair, she's surrounded by some very attractive ponies, I'm surprised it took her all this time to start thinking about that stuff

>>31360361
Oh you're THAT anon.
Keep trying.
>>31360398
I kinda am. Though since we weren't expecting AJ in the last episode she isn't gonna be in this one, which makes me sad.
>>31360402
Did you finish the boobs?

>>31360433
Did you seriously

did you honestly

dude

dude

why would you do that

>>31360433
>implying they werent jelly of your art

>>31360425
Koo koo ka choo!

>>31360440
Please?

>>31360393
What, no guesses? C'mon, it's easy.

>>31360446
That's the plan. I need SOMETHING to do while I'm putting off doing legitimately important work, after all.

>scratch/octavia shipping tumblr
>scratch calls her tavi
>i am about to rage hard because i thought it was some new ponychan fanon name

but then i realized

>>31360443
>derailed
>implying MLPG doesn't derail itself anyway
>implying there are MLPGs that stay on topic, with the exception of the threads 1 hour before and after a new episode

>>31360452

>>31360458
Uhh...not so for me.

It's not funny anymore guys

>>31360478
yeah, can we go back to discussing our pony waifus?

>>31360450
>including Derpy instead of Trixie
bueno.jpeg

I heard you were talking about Muslim terrorists and how extremism is much more prevalent in Islam than any other religion.

>>31360487

>>31360487
Suicide.
Then haunt your fat ass and make you commit likewise.

>>31360487
worse than this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWo8ZX3IM5s

>>31360490
Hell, at least it's fun.
>>31360465
Uhhuh.
Link?

>>31360476
(sigh) fine, I'll start this. The two objects are a Village Inn gift card, and a Demon from Doom3.

>>31360487
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=golWykX8E1g&feature=feedrec_grec_index

>>31360477
pic poster here. Nope!

>>31360512

>>31360517
That's not a Demon, it's a Pinkie.

>>31360487
You would replace both Nathan and Luke Allen as the object of all our hatred.

In addition to that, your words and the link would be in the archive for as long as the Internet is alive.

>>31360544
Today's forecast... a dubs is coming.

>>31360555

>>31360555

>>31360532
where is the penis you promised me?

>>31360555

>>31360560
Your love of pedophilia

>>31360444
Well, Celestia did send her to Ponyville to 'open up', it took her a season, but she seems to have caught on in the end.

She also picked the best pony.

The pink one.

Because I'm inferring that Pinkie Pie is the best pony. As well as Twilight.

>>31360541
That's one part.

>>31360426
Did some one say blood letting!?!

>>31360579
The fuck would that ship even be called?

>>31360575
but I don't like pedophilia

seriously, I tested this out. I looked at CP with my dick in my hand. It didn't do a thing for me

>>31360586
Twipie?

>>31360586
TwiPie?

>>31360465
I like to think Octavia hate tavi as much as you do and that's why Vinyl does it

>>31360594
Who cares ppl do stuff they dont like everyday

>>31360586
>>31360602
Twinkie Pie

>>31360586
Twinkie

Can you believe it's been 6 months since Ask Applebloom closed?

>>31360586
Twilight Pie. Sounds delicious. Pinkie Sparkle sounds... dirty for some reason.

>>31360579
>implying she can pick only one
As adorable as TwiPie is, it still leaves her with 4 other friends that deserve a go.

>>31360614
;_;

>>31360614
i liked her
she answered one of my questions
it was orgasmic

>>31360615
Pinkie Sparkle sounds like some sort of experimental car wash for vaginas

>>31360621
HAVE A BATH

>>31360611
The dubs have spoken.

>>31360616
Oh silly, don't you know that every party is better the more ponies are there? ORGIES. ALL OF THE ORGIES.

>>31360614
And it spawned so many terrible ask blogs.. 6 months of shitty tryhard grimdark and lolsex

>>31360638
do orgies actually exist
like outside of ancient rome

are there actually groups of friends that all fuck each other

I feel like Pinkie would just frustrate Twilight constantly. They are kinda diametrically opposed on the Order/Chaos spectrum

>>31360640
I know right.

It's still bar-none the most entertaining of them all.

>>31360638
Pinkie can bounce so fast it's like she's in five places at once. Twilight's magic CAN be in five places at once. They'll have fun.

>>31360646
somewhere, yeah. Nowhere you'd find and not with attractive people.

>>31360633
wat

>>31360393
Aaaanyone? (pic related)

>captcha: eybool Same
dammit, captcha! Is Google training you to be a mindreader?!?

>>31360640
Wait... was that the original ask-pony tumblr?

If so then yes
there were some pretty shitty ones made as a result

HUSH NOW

I noticed they're eating eggs in the new episode, aren't they vegetarians? Also, sweetie bell didn't even flinch when she saw AJ burning one of her own alive

>>31360677
It was, probably the first overall, but definitely the first one that got popular.

>>31360669
>mfw multiple instances of the same mind are my fetish

>>31360631

>>31360683
THEY KILLED TWO CHICKS!!! TWO CHICKS!!

>>31360671
Nobody knows what it is. Just tell us.

>>31360670
well not necessarily orgies but are there friends that are that loose with each other

>>31360693
If two clones have sex with each other, is it masturbation?

And perhaps most importantly, when they join back up and the one pony remembers every point of view, can they have more fun thinking of it?

>>31360677
It's the askblog that started the tumblr MLP fandom.

>>31360683
It's vegans who don't eat eggs. Vegetarians don't eat slaughtered animals, but (unfertilized) eggs were never animals to begin with.

>>31360698
unfertilized eggs aren't chicks

It's like drinking a cup of jizz

it's not a cup of babies

my penis is listening

>>31360713
theyd certainly be loose after an orgy

>>31360677
many shitty ones.

luckily, the grimdark shit is ALL pinkaminas fault

>>31360708
Pic poster, riddle poser, clever pony here. A Village Inn gift card is a pie promise.

>>31360727
Yes and yes.

>>31360753
what the fuck

>>31360738
Wanna drink a cup of jizz?

>>31360738
Your phrasing is both highly precise and really fucking funny. Good show.

>>31360753
...That's retarded, the gift card clearly shows breakfast food.

>>31360742
the problem with grimdark, as with many other things, is that it usually relies on the faux shock value as a crutch for actual good writing

oh wow a bunch of cartoon characters are killing each other, how original

>>31360764

>>31360761
Then Twilight has her answer. She will make no choice, she'll split into five parts and do each of her friends at the same time. She can then decide who's best later and completely disregard it because she's capable of holding a relationship with all of them at the same time now

>>31360586
I call it Pielight. That and Celestiacord are the only ships I can follow.

I know it'll never happen, shut up.

>>31360753
Oh come on, you expect people to remember that in the Doom canon, the demons are referred to as "Pinkies"?

>>31360771
And the bigger picture shows a gun pointed at a mutant. (And I couldn't find a pie-featuring gift-card on google images.)

Pinkie and AJ had just finished baking and decorating the largest Applecream cake Sugarcube Corner had ever seen. It would be prominently displayed in the center of the sweets shop and bakery.
"That was fun! Here's your cut"
and then they kissed

Pinkie Pie dove into Applejacks chest, wrapped her forelimbs around AJ neck, and proceeded to plant hyperactive kisses all over face, "Whoa whoa nelly, slow down."
Pinkie gave her the sad eyes, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to-"
"Like this" AJ leaned in, took Pinkie's lips and totally went to town in a most slow and sensual manner. Pinkie groaned and sucked on that apple-flavored tongue for all it was worth (it was worth a lot) as her hooves roamed through that soft, gargeous blonde hair.

"Mmm... hm hm hm..." Applejack wrastled Pinkie's tongue as they stumbled across the floor...

Pinkie and AJ were too busy making out to notice the chingaling of the shop's door. A startled Mr. Cake said, "what's going on here? PINKIE?! YOU are a fillyfooler?! Get out! Both of you!" Applejack bucked that stupid colt right in his beanpole face

>>31360768
thanks

now if only i could find a publisher who didn't viciously reject all of my submissions

>>31360820
i own and operate several toilets around the world
would you like to come and work for me?

>>31360793
>Twilight being completely oblivious to Pinkie's advances
>Eventually realising when Pinkie simply comes out and kisses her
>Takes her time to think it through and then writes a friendship report about how friends can sometimes surprise you, but you should never be afraid to become even better friends with them

>>31360838
wat

>>31360820
More specifically, "cup of babies" just made me lose my shit.

>>31360805
>fillyfooler
>right in his beanpole face

>>31360846
YOU HEARD ME

>>31360858
WAT

>>31360845
fucking awesome.

>be one of the few guys who doesn't care about Skyrim
>nothing to play
>come here hoping you guys are freaking out that your show might drop quite a bit in quality and end
>you still act normal

Well fuck you too
I'm going to Borderlands

I'm actually impressed by you guys.
I guess you're okay in my book

So, does the cross-board write-off start tonight or tomorrow night?

Okay, didn't mean to start a Twilight shipfest discussionocornocopia. But to make sure we're all on the same page, or at least the same library, it's agreed that Twilight is, and always will be, a pimp?

if i get dubs then i post my vagina

>>31360872
TOILETS!
WE WILL ALSO GOING ON MAGICAL ADVENTURES
AND/OR SOLVE MYSTERIES

>>31360880
wait what?

you shoulda been here yesterday. No freaking out but everyone went all miserable.

why dont watch pony with us and cheer yourself up?

>>31360883
I thought that was ruined by an anon and several pony tripfags?

>>31360884
She's a friendship researcher, she has to explore these concepts. It's what she does. And boy, does she love being a student.

>>31360880
Thanks anon. You're okay too.

>>31360883
IT STARTS WHEN NTSTS' AND SQUEKS PENIS' MEET AT 12 O'COCK

>>31360880
>caring about another generic hot garbage WRPG

Nope.

>>31360898
>8
>vertical 0's
POST'EM

>>31360907
nope it was ruined by you and your niggerosity

>>31360883
We're gonna lose. To ponychan. It was a bad idea. Even though later on we'll realize that they cheated, they will still claim themselves as victorious, while we will call ourselves victorious, and so we can continue hating each other.

>>31360926
Did I rape your hamster or something? What did I ever do to you?

>>31360955
What DO you ever do?
Are you useless, write, or drawfag?

>>31360940
i think its down to who cares more.

who here cares?

>>31360909
Meh tried a few episodes.
A good show but not my cup of tea

>>31360955
you do not do anything worthwhile
yet i am punished by constantly seeing your name

>>31360880
I can't play Skyrim because it takes twice as much RAM as I have.

Feels bad having a 2006 computer...

>>31360955
you did WHAT to my HAMSTER?

>>31360960
He's not just useless, he's a shitposter.

>>31360200
So every tripfag is getting raped.

Every girl ITT must post her tits

>>31360976
God damn it. Now someone has to explain the concept of gerbilling to Fluttershy without making her cry.

>>31360973
have you tried sticking it in and out again?

>>31360962
Oh oh oh from the episodes you've seen who's your favorite?

>>31360999
trips demands it.

>>31360960
>>31360978
What do I shit post? I post links to various things that people request, give feed back to sketches from time to time, and I haven't posted a single Spiderman picture for months now.

>>31360985
Thank god I'm a namefag

>>31360973
Where's Klondike btw?

He promised us adventures. Text adventures.

>>31360999
>trips
sadly no girls watch mlp

>>31361019
AAAUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHGGGH

>>31360973
>that feel when you built a gaming PC early this year and skyrim is the first actual game you're going to play on it

>>31360200
THIS IS MY CHANCE TO SHINE!

>>31361034

>>31361023
and which of those things can you not do as anon?

>>31361019

Wow, I'm amazed so many of you guys like Pielight, awesome. In that case; more tasteful Pielight for the Pielight Gods.

>>31360999
how about you post your cock instead, sexy boy

>>31361034
He's banned til December

>>31361052
Pretty much this

>>31361047

>>31360426
/b/ is nothing but 16 yr old manchildren jerking their tiny penises all day to gay porn now its fucking gross it used to be land of hilarity where copypasta and weeaboos roamed the open pastures

cant believe ponies was worse than desu and finally got banned, what a joke mods = fags

>>31361005
"Gerbilling is when a small rodent...gets put into...a warm, but damp place...for a while. D...Don't look it up."

>>31361019
...case in point, I don't whore myself out like this asshole

>>31361050
Actually, I do post as much as anon as I do as by name

>>31361034
Oh right that. Gotta lynch him for not giving us a new version.
And for disappearing.

>>31361034

He's probably working on it diligently as we speak. Speaking of the adventure, did he ever recruit some writers to help him out?

Guessing time again.

>>31361061
>
>>31361076

>>31361015
The white one
Bitch kicked a manticore in the fucking face
She also get's bonus points for not being a generic fashionista character

>>31361068
I beg yer' pardon? When? Why?

HEY, HEY.

I'd rather discuss
>shipping
rather than
>doubles

Let's do that.

>>31361057
It's pretty adorable. Twilight may not understand her, but that just means she wakes up each day unable to wait to see what Pinkie does next.

>>31361089
Princess Celestia

>>31361091
Excellent choice, sir.

>>31361089
P-Ren-Cess
Sea-Le-St-e-uh

Spike?

>>31361089
That's a good one! MOAR.

>>31361117

>>31361097
I have a secret weakness for flutterpie
nobody may know

>>31361089
Princess Celestia

>>31361092
a week or two ago, when he posted a suggestive picture and got banned for "pony porn"

>>31361034
Also, here's the latest version of text game from some days ago http://play2.textadventures.co.uk/v5/Play.aspx?file=Ponyville.cas

>>31361111
you win the grand prize
it is rape

>>31361129

Buy you just told us.

>>31361057
>favorite pinkie ships
pielight
flutterpie
applepie

Is there a nice softcore clopfic in this fandom?

I love kissing scenes

>>31361146
Fuck I gotta get home and try it.

>>31361156
Try the one called Cupcakes. It's a gem!

>>31360880

There was a really depressing couple of threads yesterday, but to the community's credit, we've already gotten it out of our system.

>>31361146
Delicious, will try it out as soon as I can stop being a pussy and finish watching Grave Encounters.

>>31361167
wow its like ive gone back in time

>>31361092
See even the guys who don't watch the show knows who the best pony is

>>31361057
I'm constantly amazed at art that when you scrutinize it is so incredibly messy, yet when you look at the big picture it looks awesome.

>>31361125
Give me another 30 minutes. I'll think of something.

>>31361176
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/582081

It will never get old.

>>31361170
So how did ponychan react?
Or are they too retarded to even realize who Rob and the rest were?

>>31361156
Rarity's magic book, dog.

Delicious gentle lesbian sex.

>>31361099
Naturally, meeting Twilight was the highlight of her days in Ponyville since episode one after all. Twilight's insistence on studying her during Feeling Pinkie Keen probably helped a bit as well. I like it when the stoic and the goofball interact.

>>31361156
...
look for the lime tag on clopfic.heroku.com
best I can suggest.
Gotta find more.

>>31361151
it's just so adorable I can't keep it to myself
Pinkie tries her best to help Fluttershy through her fears, and Fluttershy gives Pinkie somebody she can relax with, not having to push herself to always be Pinkie, even when she's tired

>>31361172
Speaking of scary, do you guys have any scary Pony related arts or comics to share with? Like really scary, if there's any.

>>31361156
Twi and Me I guess would be considered one.

>>31361197
it was old hours after it came out

>>31361156

Romance Reports has some really good kissing in it

among other things...

>dat TwiRarity kiss

>>31361226
I wish more people liked Twirity...
I'm so alone on this ship

>>31361224
>it was old before it came out
ftfy