If my little boy wanted to wear that, I would have to beat the gay out of him.

Hasbro needs to hire Pen Stroke and Batty Gloom to adapt Past Sins into a full novel. Maybe even have them work as writers on the show.

>>31353222
Trips declare truth, sir. I concur. (not OP)

>Implying /co/ would be able to even get close to a woman without her vomiting spaghetti due to horrible stench, let alone be able to stick a pen0r in her.

I would kill for a little reference to past sins in the show. like Nyx as a official pony of something.

>>31353216
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

>>31353222
anyone know child services number?

>>31353216
hanging out in mlpg right after a new episode armed with new exploitable pictures.

>>31353216
link to da?
i could find it myself but im lazy.

but i smell news

Tonight, for all Ponies, we say farewell to a Tyrant's reign. For Luna has returned, and with her she brings a message; you have all been decieved. The tyrant Celestia would have you believe that Luna turned into Nightmare Moon of her own accord, and she was forced to banish her to the Moon. The truth is that Celestia grew fearful of Luna's power, and defeated her before she was thrown off throne. So tonight, we welcome our glorious leader, the one who will end this tyrant's reign, princess Luna

>mfw Rizcifra draws better ponies AND humans than JJ

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>>31352702

>that feel when I may consider it

Is it weird that so many people would choose to be pony for reasons other than novelty?

Come and help the New Lunar Republic rise up and oppose the Celestian Empire! May her tyranny fall and may Luna take her rightful place! All Hail Princess Luna!

>>31353256
nvm found it already

>>31353248
Night.

sure discord is cool, but equestria would probably run better not turned upside down or made out of cupcakes or something :) so ill think il say For The Lunar Republic ok?

Love and Tolerance, Bronies! (Except for Celestia, she's going down.)

>>31353261
No, it's basically an objectively better world. Makes no less sense than Africans wanting to be white and live in America.

>>31353216
AJ: Diagnostic Neurology
FS: OBGYN
TS: General Practitioner
RD: Surgery
RY: Nurse that ferries around clipboards and paperwork, but is too useless to help otherwise.

Think of your favourite pony. Twilight has a cast a spell on that pony. Which spell?

Last two digits of post-number are which psychic phenomenon manifests when she inevitably screws it up. 75+ means you have to re-roll on the second table.

And what has Celestia done? She's ruled you for 1000 years under an iron hoof! Sending spies into small villages to keep watch on her subjects. Keeping science to pre-Roman levels and banishing the one hope for a break in the tyrrany to the Moon. She keeps a garden of ponies frozen in stone, releasing them when she wants to terrorize the ponies of Equestria.

Up with the NLR! A beacon of hope to all ponies!

>>31353288
PP: Candystriper

>>31353249
Help, an anonymous person on 4chan made an empty threat!
God damn ponyfags are fucking retarded.

>>31353314
As I understand it, the inability to recognize jokes is a sign of some forms of autism.

As someone with both a new younger brother AND a new nephew (my mother adopted the brother and my sister just had her first baby), THAT IS AWESOME.

>>31353314
anon is so hostile that he doesn't even remember that there's a thing called a sense of humor because he's too busy wasting his life trying to force his opinion on people to no avail!

>>31353312
who's the artist?

>>31353314

>>31353314
>implying he's calling on Anon and not the mother who lets her kid wear that

Huh, this thread has been bad so far.

>>31353216
Capcha
heltry patients

Huh

>>31353356
I know and it's making me sad.

>>31353356
Not every thread can involve glorious conquest.

>>31353356
It's 5:00 A.M., what do you expect.

After blurting out >>31353327
I realized I might be a bronie. Not a convert, some of you guys are jerks and taking over the board is stupid. But getting a board of its own is sort of inevitable.

>You will never rape your favourite OC's candyvag

>>31353363
Lets fix it! With best pony!
And we all know who best pony is!
Your favorite pony!

>>31353261
Novelty is the only reason i would do it.

If we are going with that guy's idea of "you set your own terms, including the price or lack of one," then I see no reason not to.

>>31353312
god dammit Hops
I'm not gay for ponies. i'm straight for them. I want more mares, for fuck's sake

I require distraction. Anybody would like something to be drawn? Something simple and quick would be nice so that I can draw it a.s.a.p.

>>31353314

>doesn't recognize a joke when he sees it
>is extremely hostile to things that seem abnormal to him

Yep, we have ourselves an authentic autistic child ITT.

>>31353392
Uhh draw Fluttershy in armor. I never see that.

>>31353261
I wouldn't do it. I like being me.

>>31353379
>implying I want to rape best poni

>>31353386

>implying my favorite pony isn't worst pony

wait what.

Let's try this: are there any pony related songs that sound good when
www.rainymood.com is playing in the background?
I can contest that Art of Distress does:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQFwDaM9P30

>>31353392
Pinkie Pie as Maretin Luther having just nailed a piece of paper saying "PARTY" onto the door of a church.

>>31353293
Oh this should be fun. I wonder what will happen to poor Fluttershy.

I believe this link contains the Perils section of the chart, but not Psychic Phenomena part.

>>31353379
what if... what if my fave OC doesn't HAVE a candyvag?

>>31353261
The pony world is a magical place full of fun and sugar and every single pony is guaranteed to have a special talent for something they love to do. 1/3 of all citizens can fly, and 1/3 of all citizens can literally use magic/telekinesis.

You bet your ass I'd want to live in that kind of world.

>>31353386

Posting best poni

>>31353422
You must KNIFE one into existence.

>>31353408
>oc

whoops, looks like I'm dyslexic

>>31353421
File with Perils wouldn't upload.
>21: Spoilage. Food and Drink go bad within 20 metres of Twilight.

>>31353414
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKEnRaqTvU8

>>31353438
how about i just rape his marshmallow butthole instead
is that acceptable

>>31353405
This.

>>31353414
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-IjuIKSUlo

Supremely depressing version go.

If Rarity can take down Snake (Currently in rank A in SSBB btw), she can take down ANYONE.

“T-Twilight!?” Spike gasped as he saw dragon Twilight laying on her bed, staring at him with an alluring gaze.

“Oh Spike, you know it's past your bedtime...” Twilight cooed in a seductive time. “You should come to bed with me... I get so cold being all alone in this bed.”

>>31353414
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obJ21k3Hylo

>>31353482
>http://www.livestream.com/lmnope
>Bastion Soundtrack

FUCK
YES

>>31353473

Just stop, you suck.

>>31353421
Herp

http://pastebin.com/h3ESV50N

>>31353261

I would visit a cartoon world, but I have absolutely zero interest at all in transforming myself in any way. The former is something I've wanted to do since I was a kid, though, and it was only later in life that I learned of the multiverse theory. Now while I am a strong supporter of it, I assure you I am not convinced that there is an alternate dimension that replicates every cartoon world or anything.

But, well, let's just say I sometimes consider myself open minded enough that winding up in a straight jacket is a very feasible possibility. Which amuses me, to be honest, since while I majored in engineering, I minored in psychology (and to this day it still interests me).

These have been "sleep-deprived ramblings from PQ." Tune in next time to see me swallow a wide-mouth bass whole.

>>31353450
>Theme music for only the greatest of western gun battles.
So many revolvers, bullets flying, the sheriff is down and the new man in town is making short work of the local desperadoes.

>>31353453

If it is a tight butthole then maybe.

>>31353379
Oh? won't i?

>>31353491
>you suck
>implying I'm not copy/pasting this from an atrocity of a fic

Are you new here? This happens all the time.

>>31353497

what engineering you doing?

>>31353500
>All in the rain

>>31353469
PONY...BATTLE.

>>31353509
is...is that a hello kitty sex dungeon?

>>31353522
I sure hope so

>>31353392
Scootaloo dressed as a nun, AJ telling her 'it ain't that kind of sisterhood social' and her responding with 'BLASPHEMER!'

>>31353522
Yes.

>>31353522
Well, there are Hello Kitty themed bondage rooms in some places.

>>31353507
ok cool.
either way I will never meet him, so it doesn't really matter ;_;

>>31353515
>The last of the foul men fall before the unknown savior of the town.
>And the thunder rolls in the distance, a mere echo of the chorus the town bore witness too just moments before.

If you could take a drug that would make you hallucinate 24/7 that you were a poni in poniville, would you?

>>31353533

SECOND!

>>31353552

I'd take it. But only because drugs are cool.

>>31353512

Technical repair staff in a factory. Excellent hours and high pay. I plan on retiring at an early age and continuing my pursuit of psychology, or perhaps merely drifting wherever life takes me. After all, at my core, that is why the idea of visiting some strange new world interests me: I am a traveler (or, to put it more bluntly, an escapist). The times I find myself the most happy are the times I'm by myself, in my car, and on the road. In all likelihood, I will take the typical retirement plan of buying an RV and driving wherever the hell I feel like, but at a much earlier age than most; think late thirties or early forties. Of course, I only hope that in ten years or so, cooking oil is still readily available at low prices (or preferably free, as it is now) to use in a biodiesel conversion fueling system.

>>31353552
I lucid dream, I'm alright.

>>31353552
That would make for the best episode of COPS ever.

>>31353312

Speaking of horse rumps, I can't be the only one who finds that the horse in this video has a nice butt.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=_s8hR2YujXc

>>31353465
I'm imagining lines upon lines of ponies walki- no, slowly trudging through miles and miles of open-air factory as the frigged rain pours down upon them. They work and they toil and wait desperately for that shift whistle to sound, and when it does, thunder booms through the factory, drowning it out and some ponies don't hear it and just continue to work. And work. And... work...........____________________________________________________

>>31353558
Side effect:
You are Rainbow Fat.

In hindsight, your body changed very little.

>>31353568
Do you ever visit Ponyville in your lucid dreams?

I only dream about conquering Europe, and it honestly gets pretty old after the thousandth time.

>>31353569
>That would make for the best episode of COPS ever.

It be funnier if the cops were those horse riding police officers

>>31353575
>you are Rainbow Fat

Dat just mean fun times a comin'

>>31353099

What TV show is each of the main 6 favorites?

>>31353567
Wow, it's like you're me but with a better life plan.

Maybe I should persue engineering; I need a new major anyways. I guess I could always keep psychology as a minor.

>>31353570

Why boner? Why?

>>31353599
Pinkie Pie likes watching Xavier Renegade Angel

>>31353567

Gotta say I'm envious.

I'm about to get a biology degree I don't want, and have no idea what I should do once I get out of academia.

>>31353597
ohgodwhat

>>31353584
I only dream about the world ending in flames. Or sometimes about orbital laser strikes.
Or being in a wasteland that was once a city, taking cover from tornadoes that seem to churn out rock music as they pass over.

>>31353597
This is not what I intended when I made that tutorial

>>31353568
Man if I could lucid dream, the fun I would have.

The only problem is I can't decide if I would want to frolic through Ponyville, trudge through the Zone, or purge heretics in the name of the Emperor.

If the ponies played Epic Mafia, how would each of the ponies play?

>>31353599
AJ: Gordon Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmares
FS: Crocodile Hunter
TS: Mythbusters
PP: Unwrapped
RY: Entertainment Tonight
RD: Olympics live broadcast

>>31353609
>I'm about to get a biology degree I don't want

I'll take it.

>>31353599
Fluttershy is Animal Hospital
Rainbow Dash is Airport
Rarity is some vapid talent show like The X Factor
Pinkie Pie is My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

>>31353609
You're not pre-med? I've been biology, but I'm switching because I realized med school just isn't for me.

You could always try to become an animal biologist and be a real life Fluttershy.

im about to masturbate to rapering ch 6

am i sick in the head for fapping to child rape?

>>31353609
proselytize darwin's philosophy to our innocent children

Are we still doing rainy music?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIg8Vs-MVZA

>>31353635
>Pinkie Pie is My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
WE'VE ENTERED AN ENDLESS RECURSION IN TIME

So, afternoon MLPG, what's going on? Any news today?

>>31353624
I kinda got addicted to ponies, so I went and stopped having pony dreams for a week or so. In that time, I explored the universe, and took out armies with my powerful magic.

>>31353642
I'm not sure. Let me check on my "mental sickness goggles".

Hm... interesting. Yes, I see... hmm...

Well, the results are in.

Yes.

>>31353609
>dont know what to do with biology degree
>not starting secret experiments to change people into ponies
>2011

>am i sick in the head for fapping to child rape?
And now I hear the super mario bros 2 music in my head.

Inked and colored this for layer practice.

allright done
sorry it takes so long.
It would go faster but I get distracted

>>31353662
Well, you brought it upon yourselves by not giving a fuck about Semi writing it.

>>31353645

LAME.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrkAUtgWSm0

>>31353661
I hate to tell you this, but a biology degree doesn't make you a scientist. Hell I don't think it even qualifies you for the most basic lab work. It just means you have a rudimentary understanding of how life works.

>>31353602
>>31353609

Being successful is not what leads to happiness. Am I content with the money I've made and the comfortable life I've fostered? Of course. However, I know as well as any other man that the phrase "money can't buy happiness" is very, very true. I know this is contradictory to my previous statement, but there is one thing that I enjoy almost as much as driving, and that is psychoanalysis. For as long as I can remember, I have always been the one friend that everyone felt comfortable to talk to about whatever they had on their mind. I have had countless people (not just men) come out of the closet to me, or ask me about financial situations, or life in general. I took the engineering degree because my work paid for most of it (as in, the company that I work for, not "my paycheck was high enough to afford it"), but I knew as soon as I begun studying psychology that it was my calling in life.

It's funny, because I myself am very insecure, and yet I know things about most of my friends that they probably would not even be willing to admit to anonymously. That makes me feel good about myself, though; I like being able to know those things without it influencing how I feel about them.

Sometimes I wish desperately for a clone of myself. Not for sexual shenanigans, but for the mere conversation we could have. It boggles my mind to even consider it.

>>31353636

molecular biology, not pre-med but it has plenty of applications there.

the work is just go god awful boring.

i'm sure I could find some work in a lab somewhere, but it doesn't make much money considering how boring it is.

it seems the only smart move for work in my field is to continue my education and get my doctorate. But there's not a chance in hell i'm going to put up with more school, even if i could afford it.

>>31353599
Twilight: To Catch a Predator.
Pinkie: To Catch a Predator.
Applejack: >Implying she owns a television.
Rarity: To Catch a Predator.
Fluttershy: Works for To Catch a Predator. Watches the show to better her decoy tactics.
Rainbow Dash: To Catch a Predator. She gets an aura of paranoia and avoids Scoots for a few days after a new show airs.

>>31353672
Looks fantastic

>>31353642
Youré asking us. Yet you already know the answer to your own question, you just want assurances to sooth your conscience. Yet, surely you must have known that we would be likely to decide to the contrary?

>>31353672
Unicycling is easy, bro.

>>31353654
>afternoon
I am interested to know where you live and all about your culture.

>>31353680
I thought the idea was to find pony related songs.

>>31353688

Want to try again?

>>31353698
That said, the song does fit really well.

Are we talking about jobs? Is anyone here successful?
Oh yeah, you know That P+ Asshole? Here's a hint:
He would get a boner at my job.

>>31353698

Buh fine.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKEnRaqTvU8

>>31353672
>a TrEe RiDiNg A UnIcYcLe.
I hAvE sEeN sOmE sHiT.

>>31353692
You all would have condemned the act of myself masturbating to a home invasion and having a family raped? I find this, unlikely. You didn't object to the story or it's scene of implied child rape, and responded with "Don't like it, ignore it".

>>31353683
>For as long as I can remember, I have always been the one friend that everyone felt comfortable to talk to about whatever they had on their mind.
Man, same here. It's a big part of why I want to get into psychology. I realize I have some messed up friends and I want to better understand what makes these people tick.

I don't care about success, I care about living the way I want to. Like you, I'm happiest alone, free to wander. If financial success is what I need to secure a life like that, so be it.

>>31353642
>fapping to child rape
>mlpg

never change MLPG never change

You know where ya oughta hide next time? Back in France.

>>31353695
I'm from Finland. You don't want to know more.

>>31353624
http://obe4u.com/files/SOBT.pdf

This is a very long book on the subject, I have fiddled with the intro suggestion and have found it to work.

http://www.dreamviews.com/content/

This is a nice website on the subject, I would suggest looking the forums over, everybody here is helpful

>>31353717
Been posted
>>31353450

Guess that just goes to show how well it works.
>I'm listening to it
>Thunder hits as soon as the song picks up
Shivers man, shivers.

>>31353683

Money buys freedom, freedom to do the things you want in life, which causes you to be happy.

I cannot do what I want in life because I have no money. Spending my whole life doing things I don't want to do makes me unhappy.

>>31353743
>>31353550
>Music causes shit like this.
I love night threads.

You can always tell a Texan, but you can't tell 'em much.

Okay, since this is turning into /mu/, suggest music to me that goes well with the concept of poni augmenting poni.

>>31353730
>>31353748

I've been working for this company for close to ten years now. Some people prefer doing what I have done, and working for years and saving up, then pursuing their aspirations later in life. Others prefer taking loans, working multiple jobs, and pursuing their dreams as fast as they can. Both options should be considered by every person as they transcend into adulthood. I didn't take the time to consider both, and looking back, I'm not all that certain I made the right choice.

I'm not telling you not to follow in my foot steps; I'm telling you to be deliberate and make your own decision. Most of all, though? Be confident in it, whatever it may be. Just because I have reconsidered does not mean I am confident that I made a good decision, it merely means that I have speculated on whether or not the alternative might have been better. That, of course, is something I will never know, but I have come to terms with that.

>>31353672
i may be completely dense here but that style... are you the one who made apples.mov?

because if you are i would love to have you on my podcast some day, even if you aren't I guess since commander jesus wants to be on too

any good place to upload my terrible waifu pony fiction?

New Iram.

Night.

Dominated, ya damn Yankee!

>>31353799
Didn't you upload it to pastebin the last time?

>>31353786
>humanized rainbow dash
>human

But I can't clop to that.

>>31353786
AJ yes, dashie not so much.

>>31353797
That artist is the same yes but BraveSpark is just a colorfag.

>>31353791
I'm kinda new to MLPG, but I've seen you a bit. Are you particularly interested in bionics?

>>31353811

you are mistaking me for someone else, dear anon.
messing around with my first pony fic.

>>31353826
Like you wouldn't fucking believe.

>>31353826
Way too enthusiastic about them.
At least it isn't scat or gore though.

>Wear Spike outfit for Halloween
>Later on, other kids see pictures of me in the costume and make fun of me for having worn a costume based off of a character from a girl cartoon
>Laughing stock of the entire school, can't ever show my face without being called the girly "My Little Pony"-boy

That's how I imagine it would be. Why would you dress a kid up in an MLP costume? It's one thing to be a grown adult man and like MLP, but pushing it on a child-aged boy is just going to lead to other kids making fun of him.

Shit.. if the kids back then knew I watched Sailor Moon throughout my childhood, I know I never would've heard the end of it.

>>31353794

>Just because I have reconsidered does not mean I am confident

not confident*. I need sleep.

>>31353835
Oh right, there was this other Anon who wrote his first waifuclopfic here before.

Lemme poke around, I'm big on electronic music; I'm sure I have something fitting for augs.

>>31353838
D'aww. I love you too, Anon.

>>31353820
ah thanks for clearing that up.

reminds and makes me sad that i haven't colored or drawn anything in over 2 months now especially after I unlocked the knowledge that I -infact- can draw

ah too bad my motherboard on my computer is fried...

>>31353838
Does every namefag need a gimmick these days?

>>31353839
Stop making me want to do this to a child!

>>31353794
>>31353842

Ah yeah, well I'm just a kid as it is. 22, virtually no work experience, spent my whole life in academia studying for nothing.

I've accomplished nothing

Yeah I need sleep too, all this self-examination is making me depressed.

Later dude, it was nice chatting with you for a bit

>>31353855
I don't think every single one of them has one.
Holy shit I realized I'm anti-aug

>>31353848
waifu is what we do, I suppose.
I am greatly accustomed to writing porn, but this is most likely not going to be clop, so I was thinking of plaguing you bronies with it as soon as it is done, therefor the premature (and lazy) question for a good place to store it.

>>31353855
It's not a gimmick, it's an amplified personality trait. :V

>>31353867
That's okay. Not everyone is ready for it.

>>31353836

Do you like to read?

check out Altered Carbon

it reads like an action movie, except the characters are likable, and the science concepts fascinating.

>>31353836
Alright. I happen to work in the design and production of mechanical limbs.

Neotokyo has an incredible soundtrack, very futuristic, and some of the subject matter is similar and has the same inspirations.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IahXfQ4PiMk&feature=related

>>31353864

Likewise, Anonymous. If you ever feel like continuing this discussion, feel free to flag me down upon seeing me. I may only post such complexities while tired, but I am always willing to discuss them.

Call upon the sea ponies
When your dick gets stressed!

>>31353879
I think pastebin would do if you just want quick feedback on it.
>>31353880
I blame last night's thread for trying to make it sexy.
Also, because it usually involves something gory so a pony loses it's limbs.

>>31353902
>Pony looses limbs.
Not if she takes some away from lesser beings.

>>31353879
Also, I want to check it if you upload it.
But now I've gotta leave for about 2 hours.
Check your grammar, it goes a long way

>>31353902
I'll use pastebin. thank you, anon.

I shall return (much) later. tremble in fear, all.

>>31353884
Hm. I don't recall reading that particular title offhand, but I occasionally go and read all the things and it may have slipped my mind.

Charles Stross is fucking amazing, by the way.

>>31353886
Neat. Anything interesting on the horizon in that field?

>>31353894
A WINRAR IS YOU

>>31353902
I'll freely admit that I gloss over the whole "something happened to make the natural limb unusable" angle, and lean very heavily on the angle of personal strength required to abandon part of one's self so completely and adopt something completely new and alien.

Also I have a defective body, so there's a degree of escapism involved.

>>31353902
That was getting weird. Pony with augmentation scratches her nose? OHGODI'MCUMMING

Carbon Based Lifeforms is one of my favorite ambient electronic groups. I think this track in particular has a feeling of sleek, advanced technology.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLxdjFuTZcA

>that feel when there will be just 1 more Trixie episode in season 3

This one has a similar feel to it. Actually reminds me of a Deus Ex track.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ez4SFQVyT3w

>>31353948
SHE WILL NEVER BE PRETTY!

>>31353940
Why do you keep posting awesome music? Keep posting awesome music. You're awesome.

What, no direct stimulation of the brain's pleasure center? You sir are smalltime.

The music.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cP0f5rvVkAU

>>31353948
That's still one episode too many

>>31353934
Anything interesting on the horizon?
Hmm, I'm pretty interested in these exoskeletons. Like bionic limbs, but they strap over existing ones. Most of that is military stuff, but they are being tested on stroke victims.

Not quite in the same vein, but I feel like plugging Amon Tobin because I love his stuff and it goes well with action, which any properly augmented individual can't get enough of.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6MCMWiBK2o

>>31353973
Those certainly have applications in the civilian sector, yeah. Construction, stroke victims and the elderly, search and rescue, things like that.

Know anything about ITAP implants?

Burial is another classic ambient artist. Their oppressive, haunting tracks go well in a dystopian environment.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jq4A_5Kb7eA

>>31353993
Nah, I've got nothing on ITAP implants. As big and important as I like to feel, I really just manufacture very specifically sized metal components.

>>31353898

>>31354029
Basically, some scientists found a way to graft metal into bone in such a way that the body heals into the metal instead of around it. It's absolutely fascinating tech, and it greatly simplifies the whole "How the balls do we make sure this prosthesis doesn't fall off" problem. http://gizmodo.com/5108928/bomb-victim-fitted-with-cyborg-arm-that-fuses-with-her-own-skin-and-bone

>>31354019
>>31353987
>>31353951
>pic

Okay guys, I assume you're all very well at hiding your power levels.

But been a time when you had to unleash it upon someone?

I had to once.
I was at a Hooter's with a friend because there was an all you can eat wings, and we just wanted shitty food to stuff our fat faces.
The waitress was doing that be really friendly thing, and kept talking to us. More than the other customers. My friend and I started talking about cartoons and she over heard, and sat down with us for a bit to talk with us.
Now, we just wanted to shoot the shit with each other, and eat. With a woman there, we just couldn't do that with out feeling a little shame.
So she started talking to us about cartoons.
When she asked about our favourite cartoon, I told her mine was MLP.
She immediately had this "oh dear god" look on her face.
I defended about how even though it was for little girls, many men on the internet like the show as well. Then I went on to talk to her about it for 10 minutes.
By the end of it, she was visibley uncomfortable.

Needless to say, we were able to enjoy the rest of the night and endless wings unbothered, whilst the entire waitstaff kept shooting odd looks at us.

I don't go to Hooters to talk to the girls, I go for their subpar wings.

My little pony isn't just a good show, it's a show you can announce that you like when you want to be left alone.
And I guess if you want everyone who hears thinking your a pedophile, but what ever.

If you still want these, Genesis has a very heavy sound while still being very "electric", perfect for the advanced industrial machinery of a mechanically augmented future.

Also I just really love this song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThKNt-GY1ww

>Megatron and Derpy
>Starscream and Dash.

So...Soundwave and Scratch?

Can the two silent ones get along?

>>31354103

>Starscream and Dash.

Whatever happened to Starscream being Dinky's friend/babysitter?

>>31354084
Cool. I wish I learnt more about what was going on, but someone needs to make hundreds of metal rings, and that's me.
I try to stay in the loop as much as I can, though, so I'll come tell you when we can get a guy to punch through a wall.

>>31354116
He had a run in, and a bad experience with fast food.

Another heavy track, this one much darker. (and with vocals!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7lSUgdqZUM

COME ON EVERYPONI SMILE SMILE SMILE!

>>31354148
I have friends to make me smile.

>>31354097
>>31354146
Dude, you have made me very happy tonight. Not bounce-around-like-a-crack-addict happy, but the sort of happy that comes from chilling out on the couch with a great book and an MP3 player full of awesome music.

>>31354120
Fair enough! If I may ask another question of you, is there a reason why prosthetic limbs don't have "fancy" casings unless the owner has them custom-made?

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>>31354148
I missed you

>>31354148

OOOOKAAAAAYYYYYY!

>>31354166
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>>31354166
>wub wub wub wub wub wub
I have no blob ponies, so have scratch instead.

>>31354156
Glad to be of service. This also is a great way for me to go back and review some long lost favorites.

As a total 180, here's an oldie but a goodie trance track. Picks up a couple minutes in if you're impatient.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAGMjS6tR8M

>>31354156
Fancy cases don't really have much purpose. At the moment, we're focusing of effectiveness and cost efficiency, and a case helps neither of those. Yeah, they would look cool, but most people at the moment are relieved to just have a leg again. Give it a few years, and we'll see.

GUYS GUYS

HEY GUYS

HEY

GUYS

http://mylittlebrony.wikia.com/wiki/My_Little_Brony_Wiki

>>31354200
http://falloutequestria.wikia.com/wiki/Fallout:_Equestria_Wiki
You tread on waters you do not understand.

Ain't no electronic prosthetics like japanese electronic prosthetics.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJjfdK2hafc

>>31354212
Well I can understand almost everything about the brony wikia...but Fallout Equestria? Never read that thing and I never will

>>31354200
>having to login just to be in the chat to type text to eachother
Ha, no way.

>>31354148
no

>>31354196
Makes sense, and I'd imagine it helps to get the internals right before going straight to the shiny chrome-and-ceramic future, but it's still kind of sad that there's no real fashion to speak of in the field beyond these guys: http://www.bespokeinnovations.com/

>>31354214
You are my favorite poster.

SHIT'S SLOW. POST PONIES AND PONY-RELATED ITEMS AND DISCUSSION.

I LIKE PONIES.

Unfinished image from tonight's stream. I know you don't get to see much of the whole image while I'm working on it, and the stream sometimes messes with the colours.
Thanks for stopping by, those of you who did. It's always fun doing a stream!

>>31354212
>Story stats:
>Chapters: 43
>Pages: 1822
>Words: 518,000

>Scratch and Soundwave.
The raves would be the things of legends. The sky turns red and the clouds spill forth their cargo of blood as the music begins, using real fucking lasers, because this shit isn't just for visuals, kids.
All those casualties, its like Dethklok came into Ponyville.

>>31354272
But I don't like ponies

>>31354272
>I LIKE PONIES.

Then why did you post a chicken?

>>31354148

>>31354148

>>31354278
yeah, fuck ponies

>>31354274
>unfinished
Still... so tempted... to save...

>>31354292

>>31354290
Don't you dare

>>31354298

Okay fine geez.

>>31354290
Someone needs to write a fic where Pinkie finds someone to help her inject her insulin.
Someone who helps her feel safe, someone who helps her forget the pain of the injection. They are just there, comforting her as they inject the dose.
Sometimes, it doesn't always hurt when you are happy.

>>31354303
...Well that was an unusual way to check for dehydration. God Mode got me all choked up but nothing came out. Thanks for helping me not die, Dafty.

>>31354303

>>31354200
It's one hell of an ugly website, though I can see one advantage over FiM wiki.

>>31354327
>entire page is banners and tag images.
>single line of text

>>31354319

>>31354200
Dat background. Artifacts, artifacts everywhere.
Also does anyone think that these people should be given colour wheels?

>>31354285

You moron. It's obviously a dodo.

>>31354343
And tat is obviously not the Doombringer.

>>31354303
8/10 I'm on the mood today

>>31354337
But they don't confuse Carrot Top with vomit Pinkie.

>>31354351
>Doombringer

So am I the only one who misses Halloween?

>>31354362
Dude, it's almost Thanksgiving, you need to check your calender...

Where's my daily dose guys?

>>31354298

Ah what the hell i'll do it anyway.

>>31354327
>other names: Sugar Neighlin

I lol'd.

What is love?

>>31354393
Rarity is love.

>>31354385
Oh I hate you so much right now

hmmm, slow thread.

TIME TO SPEED THINGS UP WITH CARTOONLION!

>>31354393
A marshamallow pony in a warm cup of cocoa on a cold day.

>>31354393
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zlViU5PBPY

>>31354368

Bullshit, 2 weeks. And I said I MISS it. It was only 11 days ago.

Just for that, I'm posting more Halloween pony.

>>31354393
I spent a good portion of the last thread talking about how Twilight gives me feels, but wet hair Rarity gives me feels too. I'm conflicted.

>>31354386
>2011
>low quality screenshots

>>31354393
>'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope... Love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticule, and together, achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds.

>>31354429
I've never seen this one before.

Cartoonlion is pretty fucked in the head

>>31354430

>purple eyes

What the shit?

>>31354406
It's wrong for the middle one to be so cute.

>>31354327

>Carrot Top's most popular fan interpretation is as a sidekick for Derpy Hooves, functioning as a extremely average
>as a extremely
>a extremely

>>31354435
>120km away
>Well over the horizon
Are you a wizard.png

>>31354429
>>31354452
>>31354413
>>31354406
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hspNaoxzNbs

>>31354449
I WILL MAKE HER EYES FUCKING INCREDIBLE HUNK SMASH HANDS!

Now, see, Fluttershy as a dog owned by human RBD and PP would be cool, and Fluttershy with a big floppy dong is ok if you're into that stuff but combining the two seems like needlessly narrowing your target audience.

>>31354490
Counterpoint: Furries.

>>31354449
>Dark blue eyes when it's light blue eyes
what the shit

>>31354490
>furries

Was it ever confirmed if CL was a women or not?

>>31354435
Shit, forgot my image

>>31354504

It's a step forward, at least.

>>31354490

This is where asshole furries come into play.

>>31354462
>Please, oh please RSVP

>>31354504
It depends on the lighting.

Sometimes she has dark blue, but never deep blue.

>>31354490
>>31354501
oh... It makes sense right now.

I decide to take a 15 break and check the MLPG and I get a facefull of futashy.

Why u do this.

>>31354406
She even has a dog lifespan. Holy shit.

CL really needs to start fucking more dogs as a release instead of making us endure this shit.

>>31354544

To be fair, we never asked for this...

>>31354490

You forget, this is the MLP:FiM fanbase we're talking about here.

>>31354550
>straight porn
>facefull of man-ass

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>31354544
It's not my fault.
I would have been a little more creative.
Not that that's saying much

>trying to make futa and cute at the same time

Now that's where you fucked up.

>>31354566
I suspect CL is a man who is gay.
Not even women are so obsessed with horsecock/ass.

>>31354478
Hm... I approve of this.

Pinkimenia Diane Pie you know

>>31354572

What's CL's gender again?

>>31354559
Here, for the next time this happens.

I have watched gore videos.
I have seen scat porn.
I have watched terrible FMVs on youtube.

None of those have ever made me flinch or feel anything beyond mild bemusement, yet futashy fills me with indescribable despair and hatred.

Why?

>>31354562
>they watch Bags' over-saturated re-encodes
That's the last straw.

>Futashy
Damn it.

>>31354519
>>31354526
>>31354537
WHY? WHY?
WHY THE FUCKING DICK?
It's not necessary! It's not doing anything! Why put in the time and effort necessary to add a dick when it's completely unneeded!

>>31354596

skyrim still not out for another hour or so
so give me one more pony to meet the manwhorse

>>31354586
I'm pretty sure it's she said she was female at one point, because she was talking about how much she loved cocks.

>>31354606
Braeburn.

>>31354606
More cute stuff with Apple Bloom.

>futashy
god fucking damnit

I really like the premise of dog-fluttershy owned by human-poni but it's completely ruined by the faggot artist's fetishes.

>>31354582
Pinkie would still open that.

>>31354572
>>31354562
>>31354537
>>31354526
>>31354519
>>31354465
>>31354460
>>31354413
>>31354406
Futashy Thread! Yeah!
Futashy is best dog pony!

>>31354610
Why are you so gay.

>>31354606
Pinkie pie!

>>31354606
To keep it in theme with the thread, Futashy hires the manwhores.

>>31354589
Because Cartoonlion is a demonspawn from the same circle of hell that Aeris calls home.

>>31354606
Pic related

>>31354606
Scratch.

>>31354610
fag.

>>31354606
I was actually going to request something that wasn't manwhorse. I've yet to see a picture of Twilight getting off to car crashes.
>inb4 I see what you did there.

>>31354606

Inkie
Carrot Top
Berry Punch

Pick your poison.

SUDDENLY WEAVER

>>31354623
>>31354589
Cause you're both afraid of cock? Its nothing to be ashamed of... you pussies.

>>31354632
I thought I was the only one who watches Drawn Together on /co/.
And liked it

>>31354641

But I've fapped to futa before.

>>31354606
Hey GG, does the manwhore have a name? I was curious.

>>31354606
Derpy.

>>31354637
You see, that's hilarious.

>>31354589
You know that feeling sympathy for characters that anyone could draw doing literally anything is just setting yourself up for disappointment, right?

>>31354606
Photo Finish

>>31354641
Why do you love dog cock so much?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBISfv-6hfo

>>31354406
>>31354413
>>31354429
>>31354439
>>31354460
>>31354465
>>31354478
>>31354493
>>31354507
>>31354519
>>31354526
>>31354537
>>31354550
>>31354562
>>31354572
>>31354582
>>31354596
>>31354609

>>31354651

His name is Cotton Picker City Slicker.

>>31354648
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Z0nQcC9cPI

>>31354648
I thought that sounded familiar.

What is the tumblr that CL runs this on?

>>31354602
She likes dicks. Nothing wrong with that. Plus Futashy is cute.

>>31354663
THAT FUCKING FACE!!!!!!

>>31354637
More TgWeaver!

>>31354618
That Pinkie is actually pretty cute.

>>31354648
>>31354669
>>31354675
Thanks for indulging me. I would draw it myself but I'm not in the mood to draw poni. So I guess it's a general request now for anyone to pick up.

>>31354637
Oh you guys.
Making something as shitty as futashy funny.

>>31354667
>>31354651
>>31354606
Can we confirm this?

>>31354641
No, rather I see it as a mediocre artist's way of increasing the amount of people who view her shit purely through shock value.

>>31354686
Only if you are gay and woman. Equally terrible qualities in life.

>>31354709
GG said it was Love Muscle.

Does anyone have Weaver's DA?
For the life of me, I can't find it.

>>31354686
It's drawn in for no reason! It's a distraction! It's completely arbitrary!
Why not just get rid of it? Not even MS draws a dick on every picture!

>>31354703
Well here some more!

>>31354722

>Love Muscle

>>31354641
Penises are unholy abominations given to those who had spent their entire previous lives in sin.

>>31354722
>Love Muscle.

>>31354734
When your the artist you choose what gets drawn. When shes the artist, she chooses what gets drawn. Now more Futashy.

>>31354610
>Braeburn.
Done

>>31354737
No penis either. That is a bonus.

>>31354606
Im still waiting for my GMG key. Im mad as fuck.

>>31354756
And not a single penis in sight.
Capital job mate.

>>31354756
Well that was disappointing.

>>31354682
Ask Futashy, and I think some Futaquestria or something like that.
She was deemed artist of the week on ED cause some guy is trying to act like a journalist. Go over there and check for them, he linked them in his interview with her.
>>31354618
bad trolling.

Hey Sparkly Paste, did you ever do tht thing with Fluttershy and guy Fluttershy?

>>31354770
>Well that was disappointing.
I'm sure Braeburn feels the same way.

>>31354757
Oh its there. You just can't see it.

>>31354756
But he sold his hat and everything!

>>31354756
If man whores could turn down men and only fuck women there would be alot more of them.

>>31354756

>>31354756
A gentleman, and has standards.
Impressive.

>>31354777
Maybe he'll just have to resort to painting Big Mac Black and White.

>>31354778
There is a penis in every picture of a normal male, but you can't always see it.

>>31354771
>She was deemed artist of the week on ED cause some guy is trying to act like a journalist

WHAT THE FUCKING GURGLED PUKE FUCK AAAAARGH

I've had smile smile smile playing on my computer for 2 days straight now.

It literally makes me sad to listen to, too. I don't know why I like it so much.

>>31354756

Eh, it's better than nothing I guess.

>>31354782
There's like a 10:1 female:male ratio in Equestria. He can afford to be choosy, especially since there doesn't seem to be any competition.

>>31354771
>>31354757
>>31354661
You know, I'm tired of the Cartoonlion hate in this thread. You want something to REALLY hate on. Go check out that deviantart guy who does Griffy. Now that is some weird stuff. I swear its like the Sonichu of this fandom.

>>31354782
it must be easier to get away with when the population's 90% female.

>>31354797
>mfw I have no face

>>31354802
I've been listening to Rainbow Factory for an ungodly long time.

My analysis of Futashy:
A little bit cute
Not funny
Not making my penis twitch
Not making my pussy wet.

The Science can't be wrong.

>>31354788
I'm sure he's got his own code to work by. Not that it isn't troublesome at times.

>>31354782
>If man whores could turn down men and only fuck women there would be alot more of them.
Probably works different in a world that's 90% female.

>>31354772
>Hey Sparkly Paste, did you ever do tht thing with Fluttershy and guy Fluttershy?
No, but I may get around to it.

As for names, the top contenders are
Love Muscle
Piston Stripe
Ice Pack
Black Mast
Two-Bit

>>31354808
:V

>>31354808
>Hating Griffy.
You did NOT just go there, Anon...
I thought you were better than this, we must now battle.

>>31354820

>Not naming him Cotton Picker City Slicker
>2011

>>31354820
You know you gotta do him and Zecora eventually, right?

>>31354830
You insult my honor, we battle!

>>31354837
>Zecora berates him for not rhyming.

>>31354808
>>Go check out that deviantart guy who does Griffy. Now that is some weird stuff.
Well... he isn't being posted here.

I have no more love to give, I have only anger in my heart!
NOW I WANT YOU!
TO BE ANGRY!
WITH ME!!

>>31354820
I still like Stud Muffin, due to him being a stud and the confectionary nature of pony names.
>>31354837
Zecora dirty talk is too interesting a topic to pass up.

>>31354820
Put my vote of Black Mast. It sounds very Batman jokey.

>>31354808
From an observer's point of view, I think CL is a weirdo, and if I stayed near her for any period of time I would turn into a faggot like her.

>>31354838
>trying to google-fu this cl as featured artist shit
>http://forum.canterlot.net/thread-2145.html
>my face when

>THE ERROR CODE IS 500 OR SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW ONLY BUGSTER CAN FIX THIS SHIT
I loled.

>>31354820
I get most of them, but why "Ice Pack"?

>>31354830
>>31354838

>>31354808
That's it. I'm sick of all this "lol Futashy" bullshit that's going on in /co/ right now. Futashy deserves much better than that. Much, much better than that.

I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine penisdoghorse in Japan for 2,400,000 Yen (that's about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with it's penis

Japanese smiths spend years working on a single penisdoghorse and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest penises known to mankind.

Futashys are thrice as sharp as SFW ponies and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a regular pony can do, a Futashy can do better. I'm pretty sure a Futashy could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical slash.

Ever wonder why Luna never bothered conquering Japan? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Futashy and their penises of destruction. Even in the Discord wars, American soldiers targeted the ponies with the penises first because their killing power was feared and respected.

So what am I saying? Futashys are simply the best ponies that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better respect in /co/.

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/11/nightly-roundup-149.html#more

>>31354841
>>31354844
I bet all she needs is someone to rhyme-battle with, and he's the only expert nearby.

>>31354842
I'm not telling you not to hate, I'm telling you to hate the right thing.

>a genuine penisdoghorse
Are you serial?

>Go on ponibooru
>Lookin' up sum dayum comics
>Find this

Ihavenoideawhatthefuckisgoingon.jpg