Why is Rarity's dad such a redneck?

>>31351141
My favourite princess is Nathan in a dress

>>31351141

>>31351163
faggot

>>31351175

Aww. Twilight is so cute in that dress.

>>31351163
You are a piece of shit
Good day.

about to listen to this. what should i expect?

>>31351160
For the same reasons Applejack's relatives are snobby city folk.

>>31351141
Ultimate princess mode.

>>31351141
Twilight Dress is the cutest.

>>31351209
complete shit

>>31351195
I would worship the shit out of this princess.

Dash would be benign ruler right? She wouldn't...go mad with power right?

>>31351209
get ready to get patriotic as fuck

>>31351214
Not enough hats bro.

>>31351214
>tf2.jpg

I mustache you a question.

>>31351214

>tf2ponyserver.jpg

>>31351211
One-post quickfic. I will ignore any topic that isn't awesome.

>>31351242
did leth get banned again?

>>31351242
Not slow enough, Deaffie

>>31351222

>>31351246
Rainbow Dash giggling

I'm not going to say you should give up, but if you're not Rose, Tess, Glitter Glue, or Fluffy, you should get used to people not caring.

>>31351214

so many hats!

Just quickly sketched this out of boredom.
Anyone want a sketch request?

Twilight just makes me hnnnngghhhh oh god my heart

>>31351246
Twilight teaching Rainbow dash about magic.

>>31351246
RRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAID!

>>31351246
Rainbow Dash heroically ascending to princess godhood after battling Celestia and Luna

>>31351267
Pinkie Pie eating a slice of cake please!

>>31351245
>>31351237
>pic related

>>31351246
Scootathulu

>>31351245
>>31351237

i just noticed i havnt seem leth or mito in a long time, not that i care.

>>31351285
Leth is still banned is he not? I heard mito got tired of ponies and is playing the vidya

>>31351285

Leth got banned

and mito is Leth

>>31351272
Rainbow Dash getting bored and snatching Twilight up and flying away with her.

>>31351264
>caring about fanartists

You are so, so dumb.

>>31351270
>You will never get to hug and snuggle with that adorable little creature

>>31351285
Leth's been banned for who knows how long
Not that that would stop him But apparently evading is a royal pain in the ass so he only pops in every once in a while.

>>31351285
leth is banned for another couple months, he still can read the threads though

I have searched high and low, and yet I can't find much of anything resembling "My Little Draenei". Yeah, this is random bitching, but I kinda expected some decent amount of the obvious crossover material after a whole year.

WHY CAN'T I DRAW WORTH A DAMN? WHYYYY WHYYYYYYYY???

>>31351267
Skyward Sword is already out in Europe, Cannot fucking wait.

>>31351302
>you will never have child slave labour

>>31351302
Not in real life, no.

>>31351305
Why? Was it a thread ban?

>partway into that NTSTS fic I mentioned last thread
>look at another tab I have open on another fic
>RagingSemi is the author

not sure if should brace for rape

>>31351320
>couple months
>COUPLE MONTHS
what the fuck is this bullshit

>>31351334
pony spam
he's using a proxy to read threads though, just like jesus.

cum on everyponi

smile smile smile

>>31351334
Fuck I don't even know. I think someone mentioned it had something to do with "Spamming" the link board? But I have no clue.

>>31351336
Which one are you reading?
the ragingsemi one too

>>31351328
indirectly yes, someone made my shoes, tshirt, pants, and many many other products i don't care to list.

>>31351298

>>31351358
ah damn, things like this make me wish i didn't come here once in a blue moon now

>>31351328

>implying glorified mailbox sub-pony lizard is even worthy of the title of "child"

>>31351344
The hell, jesus is banned too?

>>31351344
That's a BS reason.

>>31351334
banned for being a nerd

>>31351325
They even have hooves!

Think of your favorite pony. Got one? Good.

The year is 1399, and the world is in chaos. Henry V sits upon the throne of England, which has set its sights on acquiring land in Scotland and France, two powerful foes. France is split into a number of duchies that refuse to be unified under its banner, and the western schism rages on, pulsing on from Avignon. Vaclav IV sits upon the throne of Bohemia, and the Holy Roman Empire, and his reign will be marked by conflict throughout Europe. Castille has its eyes set on the end of the Reconquista, and unifying Iberia under one rule.

What kind of scented candles does your pony like?

>>31351369
no, the real lord and savior jesus /bad joke
>>31351371
yeah it is, he tried to appeal it but got denied immediately

Bronies in a nutshell

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJsuVLDt7lA

>>31351369
Yeah, I've been impersonating him at his request

I'm pretty good at it

>>31351270

Do you think Twilight is cute, anon?

Here ya go. Pinkie eating a slice of cake.
Any more?

>>31351264
>>31351270

>>31351394
She's adorable and adorkable and everything in between

>>31351379
>Applejack

>Apple-scented

>Also she would support post-Robert the Bruce Scotland against the tyranny of the English.

>>31351387
I want my 2 seconds back.

>>31351387
Sure am glad I'm not a brony

>>31351379
mountain pine?

I don't like Twilight. She's too purple

Now Scootaloo, theres a pony that has just the right amount of purple

>>31351366

we're very selective in who we like enough to do that.

you'd never get that treatment

>>31351379
Shit Yurop, get your shit together.

>>31351394
While watching the show, no.

Once I started reading /co/ I realised she is Celestia's gift to cuteness.

>>31351264
>Implying every artist is an attention whore, no offense to all Drawfags here
It's cool, I don't really mind if everyone else doesn't care. As long as there's one person who I can successfully finish his/her request and he/she liked it, I'm happy with the thought. I'm not asking much though.

>>31351433
i uh, would have liked to have signed it?

alrighty then

the only true artist is the guy that does google eyes.

>>31351428
Magenta is a terrible shade of purple imo.

>>31351403
Lovely! Thanks!

someone teach leth how to unplug his router for 20seconds and plug it back in

>>31351394
yes and yes forever.

>>31351457

well I think Fluffy is still hanging around

>>31351461
But Twilight is a purple overload. Its too much purple!

>>31351470
That doesn't work for everyone.

>>31351272
(for sufficiently geeky definitions of awesome.)

"Magic schmagic. I just fly," said Rainbow Dash, flaring her wings.

Twilight Sparkle sighed. "Okay, let me start over. What are clouds made of?"

"Water."

"And what would happen if you tried to stand on a lake?"

Rainbow grinned. "I wouldn't be stupid enough to try in the first place."

"Because you'd fall in," said Twilight, getting annoyed at her cavalier attitude toward learning. "So, how is it you can stand on clouds, which are just water, when ponies without wings need a magic spell?"

"Huh," said Rainbow, looking up and tapping a hoof to her chin, "I never thought about it before. I guess our hooves really are magical!" She focused on Twilight. "So, you're saying my wings are magic too?"

"I won't go into the calculations, but the weight-to-lift ratio-"

"Hey," said Rainbow, now hovering in front of Twilight's face, "are you saying something about my weight? Because I burn a LOT of calories flying. My horseapples are packed tighter than a fireworks mortar."

Twilight turned slightly green. "I did NOT need to know that."

>>31351403
do one of rainbow dash diving down a cliff

>>31351485
i saw his retuning dA journal about it

>http://askstalkerloo.tumblr.com/

THIS FUCKING TUMBLR MAN.

My heart feels like it just exploded.

>>31351267
Draw my latest fanfic on dA.

Oh look, a picture as cute as that homeless guy hugging Twilight Sparkle.

Isn't that something.

>>31351459
I agree with this.
That man is a true god.

>>31351491
>implying rainbow dash is fat
yessssssssssss

that metaphor felt weird though

>If I was in World War Two they'd call me spitfire
>Fire

>Fire
>Cause you know that I can

>>31351459
whatever happened to the palette for the /)^3^(\ face? at least that one is canon
>fans of the fandom

>>31351470
Might be a static ip?

>>31351491
Laaaaame

>>31351506
>fanfic
>dA
>namefag

what happpened to you /co/? how did you turn into this?

>>31351470
When you go to a university and live in a dorm, you can't get at your router. That's the case for me...

why does 4chan keep eating my posts?

Guys, how do I dream about ponies? I really want a pony based dream, but have no idea how.

>>31351376
>Not sure if sarcasm
In any case, I just kinda thought that there would be a Draenei version of Rarity floating around somewhere. Perhaps it's for the best though, then she'd be a little TOO fabulous.

>>31351541

They're so tasty

>>31351541
Improved servers.

>>31351533
I'm sure he was being Ironic.

>>31351503
I know!
splinter cell and cute ponies
i can barely type through the layers of cum

>>31351533
these damn ponies man, i told myself i would NEVER get a dA and now im checking it like 5 times a day at least to watch all the new pony arts go up

>>31351541
it's feeling hungry, obviously.

posts for the post god

>>31351533
>one person acting like Ponychan and probably just trolling around
>all of /co/ is shit now

Okay.

>>31351544
eat marshmallows before going to bed.

>>31351560
Welcome to the internet.

>>31351556
>>31351533
What is so bad about Deviantart, exactly? You don't have to involve yourself in any facet of the 'community' if you don't want to. I just use it to keep up with cool artists.

>>31351545
Draenei Pony porn would be the best. possible. thing.

>>31351379
Lemon.

>>31351571
>What is so bad about child pornography, exactly? You don't have to involve yourself in any facet of the 'community' if you don't want to. I just use it to keep up with cool photographers.

>>31351571
>What is so bad about Deviantart

are you new here?

>>31351571
dA is great for things like http://kartz.deviantart.com/art/Pinkie-Pie-Toy-259227725

but then you also get to see things like
http://dutchscout.deviantart.com/art/MLP-FiM-Celestia-Quadsuit-WIP-268027803

>>31351459
>>31351510
Holy shit I don't even know what to say.
This has made my night.

>>31351605

>this is what NTSTS actually believes

>>31351512
The skies are her realm, and what else flies through the air and is packed?

Anyway, I've been up for 20 hours, and sleep is upon me. May you all dream of life in Ponyville, as I hope to do.

>>31351609
There are...deviants on that website?

>>31351605
>>31351608
haha, okay, you got me.

>dat fallacious analogy
brilliant

I like almost all /co/ drawfags because they're cool to be around. I never really took any notice of Rose before she started posting here.

>>31351608
You just don't like anything.

>>31351573
Stop that. Stop it right now.

>>31351409
>>31351394

Twilight makes me heart melt in a way that a pony shouldn't. When I think about her, I get all tongue tied and start blushing. What is wrong with me?

>>31351628

you might be autisitc

>>31351628
Autism most likely. Luckily they have plenty of treatments and medications for that now.

>>31351620
Deviantart is great if you want to see KarkatXFluttershyXNarutoXSonicXAsh Ketchum love polyhedrons and self-inset mary sues and the like.

Personally, I like to think I'm a little classier than that.

>>31351619
i know, right? it's like the website was made for them

>>31351642
>>31351643
Hah

>>31351571

Nothing really, sometimes it can be your worst nightmare when it comes to the 13 year old angsty teens who want to be different by drawing anime shit.

>>31351609
> http://dutchscout.deviantart.com/art/MLP-FiM-Celestia-Quadsuit-WIP-268027803

Oh my gooooooooddd

>>31351533
I couldn't see any "mature" pics or stories; that includes anything with death, apparently. Plus, it's a convenient place to put all my stories.

>>31351656
no sleep for me tonight...

>>31351652
So what's the big deal then?

I can not into cliffs. Sorry that it's not that good, anon. I be tired.

>>31351656
I've seen this on ponychan they where all laughing at it

>>31351684

ponychan isn't allowed to laugh at anyone

>>31351568
Literally the last thing you do before you get into bed, after brushing/flossing/bathroom, is watch the first segment of one episode, then stop it at the commercial break and go to bed.

>>31351535
Listen carefully: ipconfig /release; sleep 10; ipconfig /renew.
It could save your life one day.

remember that new drawfag who drew a lot of pinkie and he always asked "how does this look?" i wonder what happened to him. i kinda liked him.

the true ponyfans who spend 24/7 in mlp generals know who i am talking about.

>>31351673
i uh, don't have an answer pinchy

http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/312/0/e/then_pinkie_found_a_delorean_by_gig_mendecil-d4fir6j.
swf
take this in apology

>>31351690

what about me with a static IP?

am i just fucked?

>>31351690

>>31351682
eh nothin to apologize for. far more then i have ever attempted

>>31351698
Try Foxy proxy.

>>31351690
That's not going to help without access to the router.

>>31351626
>Rarity: I heard dragons have a vibrate setting, is that true Spike?

>Are you thinking what I'm thinking?... Good. Bring ample supply of butter and Diamond Dof Jumper Cables

>>31351690
Don't believe that works with a static ip, son.

>>31351628
It's ok anon. I'm from /a/ originally, so I've gotten used to the waifu phenomenon, but Twilight gives me feels like I haven't felt in a long time.

>>31351693
I do. He almost never filled in the pupils which gave their eyes a weird blank expression, but otherwise he was getting pretty good. I wish he'd come back.

>suddenly its /g/ in here

I refuse to learn about tumblr

>>31351688
then neither are we
we are a whole different brand of awful

The main 6 decide to go out to eat. What do each of them suggest?

My guess:
Applejack suggests a fast food restaurant specializing in apple-based objects
Pinkie Pie suggests they go to a candy shop
Rarity suggests they go to an obscenely expensive French-equivalent restaurant
Rainbow Dash suggests they go to a bar
Twilight suggests a family-type resturaunt owned by someone she knows
Fluttershy suggests a picnic

>>31351491
>horseapples
What the hell is that even a euphemism for.

>>31351693
I know who you're talking about.

His gummys scared me.

>>31351726
Nothing gives me feels anymore. Maybe I'll get a slight twinge in my heart at a cute image, but that's about it.

>>31351738
>humanised poni

>>31351717
I hate you with the might of forces beyond mortal comprehension.

Besides, Spike is a D&D dragon, not a Warcraft dragon. If you're going to act like a creep at least be consistent about it.

>>31351738
Oh look, Twilight readin a book on sex.

I've never seen this before.

>>31351735
>discussing ban evasion makes us /g/
Haha okay.

>>31351738
>the Kama Sutra

All things considered, that's in-character.

>>31351757
what if it wasn't humanized?

>>31351747
bullshit

>>31351742

I disagree.

there is no coherent moderation in /co/

so the trolls, perverts, and autists can do whatever they want.

we have no choice but to accept them, it's not like we can bitch at them forever, they just feed on the attention.

Give me your saddest ponis /co/! I DARE YOU.

>>31351742
Hey awful guy. Color this for me please. Unless you dont do that anymore.

>>31351459

>>31351510

>>31351628

One of us

One of us

Gooble goble

Gooble goble

Excellent taste there, sir.

>>31351775

>>31351779

I feel this had to be posted for some reason.

>>31351775

>>31351726

I'm not from /a/ at all and I cannot handle these feels.

>>31351775

I posted it last thread

>>31350727

>>31351763
The two are not particularly different though.

Hey guys I have an important question

Is it possible for women to be horny or is that a myth

>>31351774
so let me just square this away in my brain
just because we let our shittieness go unchecked
that makes us better?
I'm not saying they're better
just they're not worse
just a different brand of bad
>>31351779
yes i do
yes i will

>>31351779

>>31351803
I don't get it. How can a robot be sad?

>>31351752
Applebloom gave me feels in the latest episode

Okay MLPG.

Important question.

I have enough money for my one day a month allotment of junk food.

McDonald's or Seven Eleven?

>>31351824
Same reason a robot has an uncontrollable defecation funciton

>>31351775
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1YAJ0IoGeA

>>31351775
No sad ponies, we are having Twilight feels.

>>31351825
Applebloom is like, the least cute filly. How do you even a feel?

>>31351814
Except for the whole gem eating thing.

>>31351834
McDonald's

You want junk food so... there you go.

>>31351843
I had feels once.

It was awful.

>>31351834
what's your daily budget?
because 7-11 may be slightly better for you but you can't beat $1 mcdoubles

>>31351849
>implying DnD dragons eat gems
[citation needed]

She'll make you thmiiiile!

>>31351815
please

i need to know

i think i am having my leg pulled here

>>31351797
This fuckin' artist.

Should not want, but do.

>>31351818

Well I'm just saying we have no recourse.

if there is someone reveling in 'our particular brand of awful' what are we supposed to do?

how are we supposed to better ourselves when we have no official control over what is posted?

I mean, If I go to ponychan and relentlessly post about my fetishes while receiving and evading bans, no one would see my thoughts as any kind of representation of ponychan.

but if someone were to come here and relentlessly post about their fetishes, everyone would just assume that it represented /co/ universally.

TLDR: there is no /co/

>>31351865
That's not your leg.

>>31351698
That depends. What happens if you pick out a different one, does the network gestapo bust down your door?

>>31351856
>>31351852
McDonald's seems the clear winner but I'd have to go through the drive through on my bike... and that seems embarassing beyond measure.

I think I have like ten bucks to spend.

>>31351844
uncouth AB made me feel like a pedo

>>31351738
"only a child doesnt check and correct perspective when drawing." -loomis

>>31351876
okay

>>31351868
Was it Rarity?

I know it was.

>>31351881
yeah but seriously

i need to know

>>31351844
Applebloom doesn't give me feels like Twilight does, but she's my favorite non-mane-6 pony.

Guys. Guys.

I'm baked as hell and I just want to appreciate some pony art with you guys. Post some of your favs and let's talk about them.

I like this one because if ponies were a cathedral this would be the rose window.

>>31351911

this is one of my personal favorites.

I can't take my eyes away from this gif /co/.

Why is that?

>>31351898
"Look at all the fucks I give."-Anonymous

>>31351922
>>31351911
there was a set of those building. want me to find the rest of them, iirc the only other one i saw was luna

>>31351926
They want to fuck
especially Spike

>>31351886

Last time I checked, there's only one other legitemate ISP available in my area, and it would be a massive downgrade in speed.

>>31351930

>>31351769
Fully human Twilight is ok.

Pony Twilight is ok.

Half-breed monstrosity Twilight is the worst thing since earth ponies.

>>31351898
>making drawings look like real life
take a picture you want that unimaginative shit

>>31351922
Dayum.

Octavia.

>>31351911
Okay.

>>31351858
http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gem_dragon_(Dungeons_%26_Dragons)

Yes, Deviantart name still intact. This guy does great art. I'm pretty sure everyone's seen his/her stuff even if you don't know it.

Pony Space stuff for anyone who cares:
Finally able to upload the updated version...
Added stasis, a bunch of other things, and balanced out things a little better.
I hope...

http://mixermike622.deviantart.com/#/d4f1who

>>31351955
never heard of him

>>31351955
>posting about JJ as if we all dont know him

>>31351911
here, have more stainglass

>>31351955
the art isnt that great, you just love ponies. if you look at josecos sonic and fursona fanart which is the same level of quality you will think it is shit.

>>31351987

GUYS I NEED TO KNOW

IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GIRL TO GET HORNY

>>31351938
I respect your opinion.
but
>earth ponies
BITCH do you want to go?

>>31351970
For some reason when I played it back then, the game made some loud screeching background noise when there are more incoming mobs and it just stays there, raping my ear. I have no idea why, the problem's probably on my side though.

>>31351998
this is the last one

>>31351978
>>31351991
>Post art I enjoy
>Ridiculed instantly
>mfw

>>31351970

Take me now Fluffy.

>>31351935
No, your IP address, silly.

>>31351970
>that death scene

Pinkie...no...

>>31352000
No.
It is impossible.
They become hooky.

They will attach to another form and never release it.
This is how the life cycle works, Anon.

>>31352000
From what I've heard, yes, unless I've been lied to my whole life by multiple girls, communities, and pieces of writing.
which i'm willing to admit is a possibility

>>31351922

The piece clearly speaks volumes about the psychological issues earth ponies deal with due to their perceived physical inadequacies. Tragic, yet endearing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0vIioDGpjo

I'm supposed to be in class now.

>>31351911

>>31352001
Oh look, the lesser races are getting uppity. How does it feel knowing anything you can do, a Unicorn can do better?

>>31351970
hey fluffy, i made this for you
just kidding, derpysquad did it, i think i suggested it though

>>31352031
classes are for nerds

>>31352009
It's happened to a couple other people. It's most likely your flash player not being up to date.
Try updating it here.
http://get.adobe.com/flashplayer/

>>31351970
OH BOY
Yeah that scene with Pinkie at the end makes me sad but...

Capcha: Development dsegua
Wow capcha

>>31351970
For some reason I really, really like pony fangames.

I hope the guy working on that text adventure is making progress.

Quick, come up with a very simple headcanon for each of the main cast!

>>31352025

oh, not possible with Cox

if i remember right they are real sticklers for that shit

>>31351911
>>31351987
>>31351998
>>31352012

>hhhnnnggg
All immediately saved.

>>31352031
You are in class, Anon.
Pony class!

You will learn how to become jaded and discover the magic of remaining neutral on everything the internet has to show.

>>31351911

>>31352031
Indeed you are. Have a pony, enjoy your stay here.

>>31352054
http://www.derpyhoovescentral.com/2011/10/featured-artist-mixermike662-fluffy.html

whoops, forgot my link.

>October 28th

and you thought we didn't care

Alright, I'm foolishly going to McDonald's. Wish me luck.

>>31351987
>>31351998
>>31352012

OH MAN I LOVE THESE! FUCKING THANK YOU MAN!

*Ahem*
>Fixes Monocle

This is another one of my favorite pieces. It's realistic (well, as much as pony art can be) and surrealistic at the same time.

>>31352059
Thanks for the troubleshootin' advice! I'll try it out immediately after updating.

>>31351911
Forgot my pic
>>31352031

>>31352052
Go pull a fucking train dickheads

>>31352072
>non colored version

>>31352071

Aww. Why can't it be:
You will learn how to become a pony and discover the magic of friendship?

>>31351951

This is a reference to something, right? I can't quite recall...

>>31351938

I can't take anything other than pony Twilight, otherwise it's not Twilight. OOC pony Twilight doesn't count, either,

2:20
21262

What'd you guys get on it?

>>31352115
>COLORED VERSION

Thanks anon

>>31352091
>surrealistic
"Surreal" is an adjective, "Surrealistic" is a nonsense word like "prettyfull" or "double plus un good"

>>31352052
Only Twilight has demonstrated any magic worth a fuck and she's an autistic moron who frequently does more harm that good.

>>31352124
yup, episodes from g1 where ponies got eyes replaced with gems

>>31352082
>that derpy running around the page
I'm pretty flattered, though... Thanks man.

>>31352026
>>31352060
I tried to counter the unhappy with an easter egg hidden in the extras menu. I think I'll add more to it in the next update.

>>31352134

id replace my eyes with gems

fuckin swag

>>31352111
>pull a train
Why? Since S2E3 onwards, trains don't require slave labour to pull.

>>31352130

>>31352091
MOE does (or did) very nice landscapes but very dull ponies.

That one's just the same Twilight bust copy/pasted several times.

>>31352072
>amazing art
>horrible shit ugly font used to give website

ruins the entire picture for me

>>31352142

>easter egg

Goddamn it, now I gotta go back and click on everything to find it.

>>31352142
FUCK THERE'S AN EASTER EGG?

>>31352130
Sure sounds like that still fits the description of "anything you can do, a Unicorn can do better" since Twilight is a Unicorn.

>>31352142
ah, i liked the derpy. is that a bad thing?

>>31352142
:I

>>31352154
as someone who plays way too many japanese sex flash games where you cant tell whats a button or which nipple to click, hit tab

>>31352066
Damn, that sucks. It's not worth getting banned from the entire internet just to avoid a ban on 4chan.
Guess the other anon was right, proxies are your best bet.

>>31352165
>anything you can do, a Unicorn can do better

Isnt this canon?

>find the easter egg

WELL, that just totally ruined the ending of survival mode.

I wonder if there'll be more.

>>31352170
Dem party hats

>>31352119

Because there's no god.

>>31352146
its not why
perhaps the over the barrel train was broke down
point stands that they could
could your unicorns?
rarity couldn't even carry her rock with her magic and twilight only for a short time.

>>31352168
No no, it brought me giggles!

>>31352170
Yeah... Not too proud, but it took like 5 minutes and I didn't know what else to do.

>>31352165
>defeat a dragon

>>31352175

yep, if i ever eat a permaban, it'll be proxies from them on for me

>>31352153
>generic animu sketch
>amazing
>bitching about lower left text
>not dA watemark

>>31352191
You misunderstand, I love the easter egg

>>31352192
>defeat a draconequis
Discord > some random unnamed dragon.

>>31352115
It's glorious

>>31352062
Twilight: Does not send friendship reports, but instead the letters are used to help Celestia figure out just how her ponies are evolving in her little ecosystem.
Rarity: Her North Atlantic accent is false, she sounds like she is from Wisconsin when she fucks up her cover.
AppleJack: Is a fucking Russian spy.
Pinkie Pie: Is overdue for an intervention on her rampant partyaddiction. And the mayor is taking action on it.
Rainbow Dash: Every so often she wonders what would have happened if Rarity and the wonderbolts fell to their deaths in the Best Young Flyers competition. And she keeps wondering why it makes her giggle.
Fluttershy: Now that she has a close network of friends she dreads the day when she gets a knock on her door and the guard tells her she has to relocate again. Witness protection can be so hard sometimes.

>>31351953
wait...so would spike be a Amethyst dragon or Emerald dragon?

>>31352134
Wow, that predates Coraline by a lot.
It's supposed to be incredibly horrifying, right?

>>31352208
Oh! I usually take :| as unamused... My mistake! I'll add more to it later, then.

>>31352209
>defeat an enemy with the help of your five friends

Sounds like all six of them, bro.

>>31352187
>no god

Yes there is.

>>31352115
>wrong eye color

Ruined forever.

>>31352224
not really, knowing hasbro and g1 it was probably just to introduce new product
and iirc it was other ponies who did it, their eyes weren't working for some reason I really don't remember

>>31351336
here

finished that NTSTS fic.

good work bro, i enjoyed it

not gonna bother with the ragingsemi one until some other time probably, too tired

>>31352205
Nigga I don't think you fully appreciate Celestia in powerarmor.

>>31352062
"The Stare" is only the tip of the iceberg when it comes to Fluttershy's telepathic abilities. She has the ability to impart negative emotions on others (such as shame) and it is powerful enough to put them into a permanent catatonic state or to drive them to suicide. She is shy because she is afraid of her own abilities and has used them in the past.

Hey guys what's going on in this thread?

>Easter discussion

can you americans please keep your religious bullshit out of my mlp general for once

>>31351379

No candles, Dash just burns incense.

To cover up the smell.

Aw shit, I gotta work at Gamestop tomorrow. It was fun hanging with you guys but I need to sleep. Ciao.

>>31352230
Twilight did far, far more in defeating Discord than the rest.

She's a Mary Sue, it's pretty much one of the most basic rules of the MLP universe that Twilight is the best.

>>31352191
oh good!

I was trying to find a picture that i could call my favorite but after looking at 319 pages of >dA favorites i cannot simply choose one of them

>>31352264
they are talking about an easter egg in a flash game, a hidden bonus

>>31352277

>working at gamestop

>>31352281

>best

that ho doesn't even understand friendship

>>31352264
Is that a fresh drawing?

Your head construction lines seem off. The eyeline is tilted but her actual eyes aren't aligned with it.

>>31352260
OH SHIT SHES GONNA CHARGE.
STRAFE!
>Cannot strafe in this game.
WELL FUCKING TURN AND SPRINT!
>Fucking borderlands

>>31352264
>Religious bullshit
>Talking about an easter egg in a game
You make me laugh, non-American friend.

>>31352205
>The Emperor as Celestia
>"generic animu sketch"
dis nigga fo real?

>>31352265
oops, i almost saved that into my futa dash folder

>>31352308
You have a folder for 5 pictures?

>>31352288

>the reason i said 'aw shit'
Oh well, I'll get to laugh at all the people that bought MW3.

>>31352187
>implying i wasn't here since zero hour
>implying i cant worship jesus wherever I want
>implying nothing exploded into everything and you evolved out of rocks like greek pagans believed

laughingponies.gif.jpg.mkv

>>31352256
You still haven't told me which one you read, but I'm glad you enjoyed it.

>>31352129
we all know that last one's newspeak

>>31352295
Needs more nose.

>>31352319

I have a folder for 3 pictures

All of them Fluttershy

>>31352281
>Twilight did far, far more in defeating Discord than the rest.

Everything Twilight did was a direct result of Celestia's actions.

Shit Applejack and Fluttershy were the ones who caught Rainbow Dash.

*giggle*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMPNH2VwuFI&feature=related

>>31352209
Thats like saying ps3 has games because of all the multiplatforms

>>31352291
it is extremely old. right now i am using an old pony folder on a computer i havnt used in a long time. there is a lot of weird shit in here i have forgotten about.

>>31352283
although, while talking to myself i have decided that this one is in my top 10

>>31352281
She's the best there is at one thing. That doesn't make her a mary sue, it makes her fit within her own universe - the ponies have special talents, they're ALL the best there is at one thing. Twilight's just happens to be useful in defeating ancient evils.

>>31352342
oh dear lord
I love this

>>31352289
Her job is to study friendship. I'd argue she knows more about friendship than most ponies.

>>31352260
song is already playing in my head

at first i tought it was shit, like some 80's thing i dont get

but then, it grew on me anyway

>>31352349
>It is extremely old.

Got something new to compare it with? I love before/afters.

>>31352356
>Twilight's just happens to be useful in defeating ancient evils.
And harvesting better than AJ
And filling everyone in the town with lust
And organising
And magic
etc etc etc

The only weaknesses she has are when she can't use her magic.

>shipping

>>31352400
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yg2u_De8j5o

a classic

>>31352400
>Celestias hair sparkles.

>>31352408
And I JUST closed that.

My mind's mush right now

>>31352395
>And filling everyone in the town with lust
not her fault the other main 6 have the hots for her

>>31352400

>>31352395
She would go to pieces if her magic was completely denied from her.

I know Discord stole her horn but it was under the promise of getting it back.

>>31352331
i mentioned it in the previous thread, it was labelled as "A More Civilized Slumber Party"

embarrassing for me to admit since it was clop, but yeah, i liked it

rarity/applejack is kind of my thing and you did well with it imo

>Hide my orgasiming boner in shame

>>31352422

>>31352395
She quite probably couldn't keep up that harvesting for a week, but even so, yes, that still doesn't make her a mary sue, just because what she's good at is very broad. It's justified given that she's an embodiment of harmony - it's no more mary suesque than Dash being able to do the impossible, Fluttershy just happening to have the one ability that makes her not useless in a stressful situation, or pinkie pie being pinkie pie

>>31352395
Twilight has defeated ONE monster without her friends' help.

Fluttershy has defeated two.

And Fluttershy doesn't even need magic. She just looks at a tree and it drops all its apples.

>>31352281
But isn't Rainbow the Mary Sue? Not only is she Lauren's pet (as she is based on her favourite G1 pony,) she is also the fastest flyer in Equestria, the only pony ever to do a sonic rainboom, and in a very late episode, was revealed to have caused the entire mane cast to get their cutie marks despite the fact she hadn't even met four of them. Imagine if she was fan character and CMC was a fanfiction.

>>31352408
I thought Cop Out was a decent film ;_;

>>31352424
If she didn't style her mane quite so sexily maybe they wouldn't have to be

>>31352436
>Photographic evidence.
She shows this to everyone, regardless of the situation.

>>31352441
Fluttershy couldn't even get close without the help of five of her friends the entire way.

>>31352430
Baw.

Well, at least you enjoyed it.

Had requests for a sequel, but i'd rather right stuff that makes people think, rather than... well, you know.

do you remember the first pony pic you fapped to? for me it was a kloudmutt fluttershy, its funny, now i hate kloudmutt

>>31352444
You know what? Before we continue this discussion I want everyone to first agree on the definition of a "Mary Sue".

>A Mary Sue (sometimes just Sue), in literary criticism and particularly in fanfiction, is a fictional character with overly idealized and hackneyed mannerisms, lacking noteworthy flaws, and primarily functioning as a wish-fulfillment fantasy for the author or reader. It is generally accepted as a character whose positive aspects overwhelm their other traits until they become one-dimensional.

Also nice trips.

>>31352470
>right
>write*
goddamn i'm tired

>>31352431

Its ok Anon, were all sickos here.

>>31352470
oh, it did make me think. Just not about high-brow concepts and shit.

>>31352473
Funny you should mention, the last pic I'd fapped to was Kloudmutts, entailing a threesome.

Go figure.

>>31352251
So it wasn't okay to have scary episodes back then, but it was okay to be sight-ist?

For that matter, how many other opportunities like this have they let slip over the years?

>>31352444
She also has flaws, unlike Twilight. The one thing that defines a Mary Sue is lack of flaws, more than anything else.

List of essential episodes MLP has yet to do:
Beach episode, Mindswap episode, Alternate universe episode, Breedswap episode, Multiple conflicting versions of the same story episode(Art shift), Big City episode, Xmas Episode, Secret Admirer episode, Parents visit episode, Valentines day episode, Clipshow episode, Travel inside an X episode, Past never happened episode, Rainbow Dash sleeping episode

>>31352431

Its ok Anon, we're all sickos here.

>>31352473
I think it was a RagingSemi. Don't think it was a rapefic though. Don't judge me.

>>31352455
do you know how awkward it is when all 5 of them want to confess there love at the same time, then find out they have to do it before the others do?

>>31352477
>4 am
>winter
>the bed looks so inviting
>it's nice and warm
>comfy
>why not rest your weary head for a few minutes
>the ponies can wait that long surly

>>31352477
>sage

Your brain stopped working an hour ago

>>31352508
us cool dudes work til 4am so ill go to bed at like noon thx

guys this isn't pony related or anything

i just saw this photo of a sick kid and it made me cry

am i dying?

>>31352490
Uh, Twilight has flaws.

She's obsessive compulsive, she gets worried about friendship, she spends way too much time reading books to learn about things like slumber parties, She sometimes uses her magic to accidentally fuck things up, and she doesn't know how to communicate well with people.

>>31352488
i got an interesting little quip along the lines of that

jerkin it to a specific artist and then the next day that artist sent me a message and we had a friendly chat and the whole time i wanted to tell them that i fapped to their stuff just to see what they would say

>>31352554
ASSBURGERS

>>31352537
Work in/as what?

I'm not dissing the practice or anything, fuck man, I can stay up and do shit for however an employer wants me to, I don't care.

>>31352476
which is exactly why Twilight ISN'T one, she's not idealised any more than the others. Obviously this being a cartoon for little girls there's a certain element of simplification to her, but she's hardly flawless - she's overreliant on magic, has some serious issues with the princess, is egotistic and a know-it-all while at the same time trying too hard to not show off while lacking the understanding of what exactly makes showing off bad. She can often act like a jerk through ignorance, and she refuses to believe anything she knows could be false until there's overwhelming evidence to the contrary.

>>31352553
yes
one minute at a time

>>31352497
No wait what if we combine
> Multiple conflicting versions of the same story episode(Art shift)
with
>Travel inside an X episode
the X being
>Rainbow Dash sleeping

???

>>31352553
That frog looks creepy.

>>31352553
Oh lawdy even the muppet has a breathing thing.

>>31352553

Ponies make you more susceptible to feelings

>>31352497
you forgot "through another characters eyes" episode

>>31352553
>Bee Pillow Pet.
Wow, someone hates that kid.

>>31352553

Quick distract your fear of death with pony!

>>31352553
You feel sad. That means you're still human. Hold onto that feeling.

>>31352554
>And Twilight, the Element of Autism.

>>31352470
cool, i get what you're saying. ngl i would have dug a sequel too

if you ever do anything more with rarity and aj, be it a regular story or whatever, i'll try to be on the lookout for it. man i do love those two ponies

>>31352588
that's the part that made me cry

fucking stuffed animals do it every time

picture related

>>31352594
why bees are awesome

>>31352504
Dash skywrites her announcement for all to see - alas, her illiteracy gets the better of her, and people assume she'd drunk. Pinkie bakes her a cake, but gets hungry waiting and eats it before she arrives. Rarity decides to make her the most beautiful dress, but isn't finished when Twilight gets there, so snaps at her and tells her to go away. Fluttershy just mumbles at her for a few minutes before squeaking and running away, and applejack's only love is for apples.

Poor Twilight.

>>31352566
us cool dudes work til 4am so ill go to bed at like noon thx

i deal at a casino, swing shift

>>31352553
Feeling empathy toward kids makes you a normal human being.

Talking about it on the internet makes you a pussy, though.

>>31352606
fucking wasps i hate those cunt faggots

>>31352617
uh lol left a line in there

>>31352621
I thought it was the other way round.

>>31352587
You want creepy?