Messy ponies

Damn, what happened!

Dat 404.

We were discussing the validity of ponies being shipped together. Do you really want to continue that?

/co/ I need to fart superbad

Balrog thread.
Krek are you still here?

Shipping, but I think that's why the other thread got shitcanned. So instead I shall go to my default topic and suggest poni augmenting poni.

>>31342776
Well, when enough people report someone, even if they didn't do anything, theoretically things are set into motion which remove the reported from the pool of posters.

>>31342792
well it was gonna happen anyways

What the fuck was going on in the last thread?

>>31342792

nope.

lets predict the outcome of saturday's episode

>>31342792
Not really. Let past threads be past.

We'll end up talking about it again later anyway.

Why have threads been so terrible lately?

>>31342843
Zionist jews

>>31342843
Because Artpony never deliver his pic.

>thread peacefully discussing gay shipping
>it 404s

Also i still require Glitter Glue to post that one thing he did with Braeburn, Big mac and Caramel

I know you did somehting implying they were gay gg

you cannot hide it from mlpgeneral forever

>>31342776
I went against my gut and marked an Anon thread...

Many thanks to >>31342626
for saving the marker.

>>31342776
Think the OP either got fed up with the topic, or a mod decided that he had a pine cone buried in his anal cavity, or we got General Image jacked. None of which I particularly give half a flying shit about. Let's talk shipping.

>>31342843
>lately

Think of a pony.

As you're walking down the street, that pony runs up to you and kicks you. What did you do to deserve this?

>>31342838

NEXT EPISODE OF MLP: FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC

APPLEJACK GETS TRAPPED IN A BURNING BARN AND DIES

Reposting for Semi. Finish it?

>>31342911

>>31342875
>summoning GG
Wasn't the last thread bad enough?

>>31342911
THIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN A RARITY EPISODE

/r/ing this with a pony head instead

Discord is Celestia's Spike,

The thread 404d because I deleted it because I hate gays.

>>31342910
seeing as how they kicked me before i did anything, i will now rape pinkie pie for punishment.

Don't worry, i'll rape her tenderly.

>>31342969
Whatever gets the job done, mate.

COME ON EVERYPONI SMILE SMILE SMILE!

>>31342875
/r/ Big Mac and Braeburn double teaming crossdressing Caramel

>>31342982
You dont like lesbians bro?

>>31342843

I'm gonna say winter blues?

>>31342910

>Rarity and Applejack

I guess they disapprove of Applety shipping.

>>31343008
Seconding this, if just for the comedy value.

>>31343019
Of course he doesn't. They won't have sex with him.

>>31342964

You're right!

AJ gets trapped in the burning barn and Rarity saves her, burning off some of her hair during this generous act.

>>31342801

Farting pony is best pony.

>>31343041
We should stop letting Sweetie Belle make threads.

Anybody got some good depressedor dead AJ?

>>31343006
I can't smile with out you

>>31343050
No, Rarity dies because nobody likes her and bothers to save her. Sweetie Belle is adopted by Applejack and grows up to be a good person unlike her deceased sister.

Nobody mourned her except Spike who quickly moved on.

>>31343019
There is an unreasonable amount of love in my heart for lesbians, why I project it onto ponies I do not know

repost because last thread go to 404
hope you like

>>31343050
And then they fuck?

>>31343006
There's a new song?

>>31342910

>That is the scariest fucking thing I have ever seen.

AJ would be mad at me because I accidentally lost the CMC when I said I was watching them, and they destroyed half the town or something.

>>31343008
bonus points if caramel is wearing soemthing like this
>Summoningfluffytovector.jpg

this shit isn't even well drawn but i like it so much

damn

>>31343048
>if just for the comedy value

yeah, sure

>>31343112
Thanks for reposting it, Caluriri.

>>31343111
oops I forgot to put an image on that

>>31343093
Okey okey, and with me?

>>31343128
Its a pretty awesome reference

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThmaGMgWRlY

>>31343152
That southern belle stereotype works so well.

>>31343100

Why do you hate Rarity so much?

>>31343112
I like is funny
>>31343152
I am very fond of it as well you can feel Rarity's flutters

>>31343152
Damn, how I wish there was a humanized version, with Applejack wearing overalls and nothing else.

now I can get diabeetus while I actually get diabeetus.

>>31343249
she can't cram junk food into her gullet with out you

>>31343269
I don't, but the hate must flow.

>>31343324
I will fap so hard to this...

>>31343327
IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT FLUFFY! ALL YOUR FAULT!

>>31343269
Rarity is the new Rainbow Dash.

In the sense that people enjoy beating the shit out of her I guess.

>>31343100

naah.
>Rarity saves day
>everyone loves Rarity
>Applejack is still worst pony
>all is as it should be.

>>31343324
It could be just like that Huckleberry Ann comic!

Hmm, you think we could get Jay Naylor to draw this picture?

>>31343333
But I want you to smile

>>31343404
FUCK NO!

>thread is rarijack

Why yes, I do approve of this.

>>31343389
>Rarity dies
>Is replaced by Luna
>Applejack is now the worst pony because Rarity died
fixed that for you bro

>>31343112
...So wait, he tricked her into getting her head stuck in a wall, then painted 'glory hole' next to her?

Is he setting her up for rape, or is that just my twisted mind acting up again?

>Rarijack

>>31343445
>Luna

HAHAHA FAG

>>31343404
Yeah, sure why not.

>>31343412
then kill Megatron.....and Dash.....mostly Dash

>>31342812
Yes I am.

Here. Have some more Balrog.

>>31343435
I dont have much but i can help.

>>31343389

>applejack
>worst pony

NOPE. That would be Fluttershy bro.

>>31343464
>Likes Rarity
>calls other people fags
oh the irony

>>31343457
>Sweetie Bot

>>31343327
you know I had always wondered where AJ got that giant dress from in Look Before you Sleep

guess it was Twilight's

would you have a consensual monogamous relationship with a pony

>>31343445
>replace Rarity with and even bitchier Rarity who isn't generous

>>31343445
>Luna was actually Rarity in disguise the whole time
>she faked her death to build interest in her dresses
>everyone now loves Rarity even more
>People give even less of a shit about Applejack

>>31343480
How is your Fluttershy and Dragon pic going?
Also i Love that fluttermac pic you draw.

>>31342875
nevermind i foudn it after i stopped being indolent for five minutes

>>31343511
no but I would tie Rarity down onto a stretcher and leave her to die over the course of several days

For hundreds of years it had waited, growing in power with each creature that wandered into it's viscus mass. And slowly it found that it could move. at first the being moved very slowly, but as it consumed more and more of the flora and fauna around itself it became bigger. it began moving faster and by the time it had reached the edge of the forest it had rested in for countless years it was a gigantic wave of purple slime. with it's horrid voice it said only one thing as it pierced the forest that had been it's prison for so long "BAU BAU BAU BAU!". the Smooze had returned.
opinions?

Not even a very big lesbian ship fan, but Rarijack is just really nice for some reason.

>>31343129
Hey that was in Sisterhooves too.

>>31343511
sure why not

>MLP
>good

>>31343455
i have nothing further to add

>>31343538
I know that feel

>>31343464
I like Luna, but not enough to want her as part of the main cast.

What if Discord had come to a compromise with the ponies?

Instead of plunging all of Equestria into chaos, he would construct and open an indoor theme park, where ponies could visit for free and experience all sorts of bass-ackwards madness whenever they wanted, all courtesy of Discord's ingenuity and powers. It would become a popular tourist attraction, and it would be called the Chaos Theatre.

Let's play a game.
Name the best Pony who's name begins with
Rarity

>>31343511
yes.

I would steal Twilight's mom away from her father and leave her shitty family in ruins.

>>31343542
I know right.

>>31343478
That's not gonna happen

>>31343493
I don't like Rarity, but Luna as one of the mane 6 is BWAHAHAH

IT IS SO FUCKING COLD

HOLY SHIT

>>31343519
>everyone now loves Rarity even more
ha ha, that implies anyone liked her in the first place, I'll give you a hint, nobody does. And they still wouldn't even if she had the brainpower to pull that off which she, I'll give you another hint, doesn't.

>>31343586
Rarity's friends, family, relations, acquaintances, and passersby, who are all better than she is.

>>31343511
only if I were a mare too

>>31343604
cupcakes.....just saying it was the best fanfic

>>31343631
God I fucking know.

>>31342911
>NEXT EPISODE OF MLP: FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC

>RAINBOW DASH GETS TRAPPED IN A BURNING BARN AND IS TOO FAT TO RESCUE. SHE DIES

FTFY

New rapefic.

The Rapering, Part 6

http://explicit.ponyfictionarchive.net/viewstory.php?sid=393&chapter=6

Warning: rape

>>31343590
you fucking homewrecker

Hey faggots I tried watching this show, and does the white pony who thinks she's a post-op campy ass transexual ever go away? She ruins what could have been a great reboot of a previously shitty franchise.

>>31343586
Rainbow Dash

>>31343663
Did it fuel your urge to get eaten by a pony, Starscream?

>>31343639
>haha, that implies that anyone liked her in the first place

I'll give you a hint Everyone does!

>>31343676
As long as there's no rape in it.

>>31343676
Not enough rape, Semi. You're slacking.

>>31343674
THAT'S NOT RARITY

>>31343639
Rarity was in my top three in the first half of season 1 and has been my favorite character since Suited For Success, so you're being pretty ridiculous.

>Rarity hate thread

nah, Rarity appreciation thread.

>>31343663
No, please no, that's so not true!

>>31343710
>people like rarity
good troll 10/10

>>31342910
Nothing. It was Pinkie Pie, and she just gently kicked me to be cute and ran off. Then I chased her and tackled her and tickled her for a bit, and then we laughed and hugged and watched a marathon of Scrubs. The end.

>>31343710
ponies in human clothing and glasses drives my penises to insanity

>>31343696
That's Rarity, nigga. Best pony. She will never go away because she's the best.

>>31343764
Rarity is my second favorite pony, the minute she kick that manticore in the face.

>>31343777

>people don't like Rarity
>mfw

So I've got my laptop connected to the projector in class and was running the powerpoint presentation for the teacher.


I ran desktop ponies and had the mane cast, Derpy, and Carrot Top running all over the screen.

>>31343794
Oh well thanks, now I don't have to waste time watching this show. Are there any episodes that don't have this humongous bitch in?

>>31343542
I think part of it is the whole dynamic between them, you know, the high-class posh priss and the farmer pony that works with the dirt. I really wish they would interact even more because I like it a lot when they are together.

I honestly don't know why I like it so much but I really do.

>>31343676

>title is the rapering
>warning: rape

never gets old

>>31343538
>eventually begging for food and water
guiltiest boner

I love Rarity because she is so good with animals and makes cute squeaks.

>>31343822
you're pathetic

>>31343768
The best thing is, Rainbow Dash will never understand why Pinkie's upset because she can't read

>>31343676
Hey Semi was that what you had in mind or did you want something more explicit?
>>31342917

By the way, guys, did that get well card ever get sent to Fluffy?

>>31343883
Says the flutterfag.

>>31343696
yo i know dawg! and what up with that yellow one? she like autistic or what nigga?

>>31343639
Rarity was one of my favorite characters ever since Look Before you Sleep, Suited for Success confirmed her for #1.

>>31343768
I read it before I sleep at night
>>31343698
NO! but it is nice to see Dash get hers!
>>31343674
I like this plot!

>>31343822
To be honest I didn't really like any of the characters until Look before you sleep.

Fluttershy was especially obnoxious in my opinion.

>>31343584
I hate you for making that reference.

>>31343892
I know he ended up seeing one of the proto-versions of it that got left lying around last night.

>implying Rainbow Dash is fattest poni
>not rarity

>>31343852
I'm gonna read that new rapefic and imagine that face on all characters all the time.

>>31343870
>here, I've got something for you
>jizz in her mouth

why boner

>>31343889
In my head I was thinking something more explicit, but this is good too.

>>31343886
daww look at the poor little rarifag trying and failing to shove all the hate away from his waifu

>>31343902
You cannot hide your fetish from us, Screamer.
You loved getting silenced mid rant and getting swallowed whole.

>>31343902

>>31343934

>>31343129
>imlying it's for caramel

>>31343949
What does that post have to do with Rarity?

Rarity is worst pony

Masked Pony is Vinyl Scratch's mother

Do you think ponies ever dye their hair?

>>31343676
How do you get stuff you're satisfied with so quickly?

>>31343976

On opposite day!

>>31343978
Pinkie Pie what are you even doing.

Do you have an invisible armrest or something.

>>31343932
What a fucking fatass, selfish, a terrible sister, white supremacist AND overweight? Worst pony indeed.

>>31343978
>Bottom Tier: OCs, background characters
FTFY

>>31344000
>Who is also mute.

>>31343631
~4 to 5 weeks of summer warmness
after a spring that wouldn't end
we've wasted all that time indoors
MLPG is my best friend
but the fall that came went very fast
and now it's fucking cold
and even though I love to ski
I hate the fucking cold~

>doing musical research for story
>stumble across the Santoor
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yInRBNWTqAc
i think i'm falling in love with this instrument

too bad it's technically persian, not indus valley or hindu

>>31343920
I know, but you have to admit, it's fitting.

>>31343870
Oh god, that boner.

And then when they completely abandon all sense of self awareness and then they eat like they could die at any second.

I know that feel.

>>31343902
A gurofag, vorefag, waifufag, and a robot?

GET A LOAD OF THIS GUY!

>>31343978
ahaha i just realized they were all in the Bridlemaids pose

>>31343956
damn vore fanatics
>>31343961
and stop looking at me like that "Heart Strings"

>OP image

I will never be able to see that image without thinking about

THAT SERIES OF IMAGES

again. Ugh.

How can I forget, MLPG? Will drinking help?

>>31344050
Talking about slowpoke...

>>31344025
On opposite day Rarity might be worthwhile at something. Maybe.
Even Trixie is better than her, goddamn.

>>31343455
yep he tricked her
the rape part was your mind but dont worry many others maybe think the same way

>>31343676

>All that rape

What are you Deafdefiler?

posting rarity because she is the best farmer

>>31344058
>Anthro Rarity being shipped with self insert mary sue original characters

Confirmed for worst pony.

>>31344078
>Trixie
>Good.

>>31344027
It's sign language for COME ON EVERYPONY SMILE SMILE SMILE

>>31344064
>"Hearstrings"

>>31344095

Discord was Celestia's Spike.
She raised him from birth but when he got older, her mentor imprisoned and banished him, while all Celestia did was watch.

Beasts such as Spike and Discord have no place in the Pony Kingdom, for they are more forces of nature than living creatures.

>>31344035
>And has an opposite hairstyle than that of her daughter. Hers is combed up neatly

>>31344121
Better than Rarity at least,

>>31344118
>no toes, fingers, or breasts

I have bad news for you.

>>31343949
>posting moeshit Fluttershy
>calling other ponies shit

your retarded.

hey does anyone have a link to the cupcakes spinoff where pinkie is going to be executed and she tells the story of how she learned it from her grandfather?

>>31344089
No, he's Deafdefiler's patron saint.

you faggots are worse than furries

>>31344135
>breasts

>>31344064
How did you call me?

>>31344156
>Trying to justify Rarity as a character
>calling other people retarded

OH THE IRONING

>>31344144
>Spike
>Force of nature

Like what kind of force? Discord is Chaos, what would Spike be?

>>31344132
OH NO HE DIDN'T! MEGATRON! STARSCREAM IS GETTING OUT OF HAND!

>>31344050
Bridlemaids?

>>31344173

And yet we do not care.

>>31344190
He's from Brooklyn.

/r/ing Spike as The Scout, if it doesn't already exist.

>>31343978

Come now BraveSpark, I think we can agree that there is one pony bad enough to be considered the worst.

>>31344190
The force of how terrible Rarity is

More selfcest ships.

>>31343978
>that feel when other people save and still use your 10-second MSPaint garbage originally intended to be lost to obscurity in a tier thread
It's a good feel.

>>31344190
The most useless one of them all.
Heart.

>>31343845
I think it's funny that Rarity's parents are pretty much your typical common suburban family complete with football-obsessed dad, and Applejack's relatives are some high-class city ponies who are all dainty and proper. Nice duality there.

So, following the theory earlier today that Celestia and Luna are the only survivors of an original 6 person Elements team that originally defeated Discord...

Which elements are (were) Celestia and Luna?

>>31344207
this image is a lie, worst pony is CLEARLY rarity

>>31344037
oh
am i uh
interrupting something?

>waifu shitflinging

but why

>>31344095
"We're the Cutie Mark Crusaders!"

-Pinkie Pie

>>31343696

>post-op campy ass transexual
>mpw he's right

Now I can hate myself even more for liking Rarity

>Hating on any of the ponies at all
>2011

You are even worse than bronies. Truly the dirtiest of scum.

>>31344204
That was quick.

>>31344204
The Scout has a Boston accent, not Brooklyn.

>>31344207
that's a funny picture of apple jack

>>31344226
Celestia: Magic, Laughter, Kindness, Generosity, Honesty
Luna: Loyalty

Rainbow Dash's pet will be a kobold with tucker intelligence

>>31344246

>>31344230
Door's over there bitch
deal with it or leave

>>31344258
Whatever. They're all the same stereotype.

>>31344048
you're not smiling now are YOU!
>>31344180
heart! strings!
>>31344198
don't bring him into this!

>>31344279
And it'll still be better than Rarity.

>>31344190
Spike represents bronies

GUYS
Think of your favorite from the mane 6
she is now and forever a background pony starting from episode 1 to the present.
How will things change?

>>31344226
Celestia was Magic.

Luna was Loyalty, which makes her corruption all the funnier/sadder

>This thread

>>31344314
Come here and say it to my face!

>>31344326
more fan art

>>31344326
I change my favorite to Rarity for a moment, for the good of the show.

>>31344190
He's a fucking Dragon.
A single dragon sleeping could blot out the sun in Ponyville for centuries and cover the entire area with Smog.

If that isn't pretty force of naturish I don't know what is.

>>31344226
So not only did their 4 closest friends die, they also re-wrote history and erased the existance of said fillies?

>>31344293

Did anyone else get a weird boner in the beginning of Sisterhood social when rarity was in bed and she said "Smoke." The way she said it, the S was so soft and sensual. Go back and listen, you might get an erection like I did.

>>31344326
No more smiles and songs

>>31344042
Feeding a starving Rarity would be so hot, but letting her eat so much after going so long not eating would really hurt her

>>31344223
I do hiope fo a 'mane 6 go to the city' episode

the dialogue between rarity and the orange family would be glorious

also Applejack putting on her high class voice just for rarity's reaction

>Rarity hate
Welp. I think that Rarity isn't worst pony, but I'm still going to exploit this.

Rarity gets banished from Equestria. Which background pony replaces her?

I'd have to say Derpy Hooves

>>31344420
>Rarity is starving to death
>Feed her
dude what the fuck

>>31344363
I'd love to really, but SOME ONE told Megatron on me! good night everyone!

>>31344326
>pick Applejack
>she gets more screentime this way

How does Kein basically get unlimited free requests from everyone?

>>31344379
A force of nature would imply a little more power than simply blowing smoke as a side-effect of snoring.

>>31344404
Don't start a war you won't finish

>>31344144
Spike is a spy anyways.

>>31343152
>>31343324
oh damn I've never wanted anything harder than I want this

>>31344406
Has anybody figured out what all she said? I couldn't make it all out. It was cute though.

>>31344440
Take all my money!

>>31344453
>Applejack had the second most screentime in S1, behind Twilight

nigga
you best check yourself

>>31344406
AROMA

>>31344475
Join the club bro...

>>31344420
AND THEN, YOU PUNCH HER RIGHT IN THE GUT, WATCHING FOOD AND BLOOD ERUPT FROM HER MOUTH AS HER STOMACH LINING RUPTURES FROM THE TRAUMA.
And then she sleeps.

>>31344461
We haven't seen the effects of a full-grown angry dragon. What we do know is that merely their nearby presence while sleeping can destroy ecosystems. From this we can infer they are pretty fucking powerful.

>>31344454
Because he gives interesting ideas to draw. Stuff he requested from me is still the most popular of my pictures.

>>31344326

>Fluttershy.

Nothing, CMC and Twilight get turned to stone forever. Literally no negatives.

>>31344406
I like when she said 'how divine' and did that lip-smacky thing oh god

>>31344462

I'm not the googly eye guy, I just had that image laying around.

>>31344475

Now that you mention it, I too would like this.

>>31344514
>mfw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs

>>31344529
Spike also pretty effortlessly DESTROYED a bowl of popcorn with about one second of burst fire.

Can you imagine the temperature that the fire would have to come out at to do that much?

>>31344538
It's almost the opposite here.

Guys guys guys, it's been a long time

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4

>>31344461
Let's take this into consideration.
A Passive/Sleeping Dragon is able to blot out the sun(which is the providence of Celestia) and destroy an entire ecosystem.

Now let's consider what a Dragon who actually put his mind to doing something could do, or even more, what other unintentional ways they can ruin the ecosystem.

So has Dash giggling in her sleep been drawn yet?

Which pony would most enjoy picking my protruding nose hairs?

>>31344539
Okay, I can agree with the CMC, but
>Twilight turned to stone
>not a downside

Pic related.

>>31344582
It's been less than a week.

You work hard. Take a break. You'll never use all your vacation days.

>>31344514
>Food volcano.

>>31344481
"Sweet carrot...pancakes I smell? How divine...AROMA...spiced warm apple CIDAH. And the smell of smoke..."

pic related, was captcha for this post

>>31344481
She mentions pancakes and "Sweet warm Apple Cider"

Which pony would be the biggest hipster?

>>31344454
Context please.

>>31344604
But it's november...

>>31344293
>>31344404
>>31344462
>>31344550
Speaking of the goggles, I have a surprise for him in the archives. Yes, I've done that one with all the people on it. Every single one.

>>31344454
explain?

>>31344550
And I'm not the eyeless guy, but meh...

>>31344622

applejack

>>31344610
>CIDAH
She can never escape her roots.
If you get her drunk she starts to forget her WASP accent and goes back to sounding like her mother.

Think of your favorite pony. Got one? Good.

Luke Skywalker is sick. Your pony has been recruited to lead the trench run at the Battle of Yavin.

How does it go?

>>31344681
Rarity dies. The end.

>>31344676
I have the weirdest boner right now.

>>31344454
Neat how Luna went through the trouble of standing on those stones as she was turned into a statue

>>31344699
That was a fast response.

>>31344681
Porkins still dies.

>>31344681
>Big Mac
...Eyup.

>>31344681
Everything dies.

>>31344681
WE WILT USE THINE POWER OF THEE FORCE

>>31344701
One of the requirements for participating in MLPG is having an unsettling boner at ALL times.

>>31344681
>skywalker
>implying I watch star trek

>>31344676
>Rarity with anything other than a North Atlantic accent

why boner.

>>31344681
Derpy enters the trench closer to the end, by passing the turrets and making the whole thing a lot easier

>>31344539
>Twilight turned into stone
>Equestria gets destroyed several times over
Nice going jackass.

>>31344681

>>31344729
>Stay on target... stay on target...

>>31344666

Then disregard that filename.

>>31344681

RAINBOW 5, GOIN' IN

COPY RAINBOW LEADER

USE THE FORCE, DASH

PRINCESS?

>>31344762
who started the googly eyes anyway?

>>31344785
Glitter Glue

>>31344440
Apparently in Episode 9 Canterlot is going to be important so maybe something like that will show up.

Too bad it's not Manehattan, I think that's where Applejack's other relatives live.

I really hope Applejack plays a big part in Episode 9 anyway.

>>31343999
>all Zecora pics are of the ass
please prove me wrong

>>31344785
Probably a contributing anonymous.

>>31344622

I'm going to guess Rarity? She likes to be creative, pretentious, and judgmental.

>>31344797
really? that doesn't seem like something he would do
and i've known that fagboat for years

>>31344785
Faceless

>>31344803
reported

>>31344785
Good question I seriously don't even remember.
But he posted the template and said go crazy

So I did

>>31344681
>Atomic Rainnuke the Death Star
>Goes pretty much the same as it did in the movie
>Except Han and Dash probably would get on each other's nerves a lot more.

There is a worst pony, but she's not in this picture.

>>31344785
I, AKOOGLY COULD NOT SEE WHERE I WAS GOING AND GOT LOST HERE!
CURSE THESE GOOGLY EYES!

>>31344798
You and me bro.

>>31344742
That

Makes a lot of sense, actually

>>31344785
Dino-Fag did

>>31344838
i wish i did
i would have kept anonymous anyway

>>31344821
I hear you fapping

>>31344838
They have been a /co/ tradition for a long time.

Guys, I need some help. I tripped and my penis accidentally fell into Braeburn's squishy marshmallow butthole. What do I do now?

>>31344871
Kill Rarity

>>31344742
More like, Derpy fires in the opposite direction and Death Star still somehow inexplicably explodes.

>>31344871
An hero

>>31344871
How many times did you "trip"?

>>31344785
No idea, but I'm eye-stealer

>>31344681
Dash has R2 trigger an irreversible Self-Destruct sequence on the Death Star the first time they're there.

Then she gets sliced in half by Vader because she's an idiot and flies after him in a fit of rage

>>31344871
Try to get up and keep falling. It'll feel good.

>>31344825

>fluttershy riding a unicycle

oddly adorable.

also,

WHERES MAH DRESS.MOV?

>>31344871
I thought only Sweetie have a squishy marshmallow butthole.

>>31344803
stupid fucking condom

>talking shit about Fluttershy

nigga you best keep her name out yo mouth if you ain't finnin to die today, real talk

>>31344801

What do I win?

>>31344886
Remeber that guy who made the shot before Luke and it just bounced off the hull?

Yeah, thats Derpy, but it worked

>>31344921
Nigga this is a Rarity hate thread, hop right in!

>>31344803
uh
what exactly is the significance of this
is she some celebrity

>>31344886
She flies her x-wing directly into the surface, and blows, unscathed, out the other side leaving a gaping exit crater. Later she blows up Cloud City.

>>31344900
Where do you put all those pony eyes that you steal?

>>31344923
This pic is about lack of ass.
But still about ass.

How does this make you feel?

>>31344923
>Getting turned into a zebra instead of shrinking

How am I supposed to get off to that?

>>31344909
No ponies have buttholes
No ponies have dicks
No ponies have vaginas
No ponies have nutsacks

Ponies have blank skin in between their legs. that's it.

>>31344946
In Rarity's rotting crystalline snatch.

>>31344928
It keeps bouncing like a pinball machine and eventually fires into the exhaust shoot.

>>31344084
Then please, tell me how I'm supposed to interpret this. Is her horn stuck in a glory hole? Or was he tricking her into making a glory hole?

>>31344923
>Pic of Zecora being an ass

Doesnt count

>>31344963
>standard mammalian reproduction

WHY BONER

>>31344963
They have dicks and vaginas man and im sure they have buttholes too.
I would hit her like a train.

>>31344976
It even makes the sound effects

>>31344871
stop it boner

>>31344977
I think the joke is that it now _looks_ like Twilight got stuck sticking her horn into a glory hole.

>>31345002
>>31344963
Is Mito back or something?

>>31344956
I laughed because I read it in their voices.

>>31345002
I'd hit her with a train for being related to Rarity.

>>31344801
fapping to mai Mississippi queen-u?
despicable

cool people want to smoke weed with her

>>31344928
Derpy ends up firing her protons off before they even launch into space.

Through sheer luck they soar out of the atmosphere and straight down the Death Star's exhaust pipe. It blows up in the middle of the "Red Leader standing by" portion.

>>31343676
aww man

what does their kid even look like?

>>31345019
>All the screens on the Deathstar spam 'TILT' before it explodes.

>>31345031
>Hating Sweetie Bell
>2011

>>31344959
The shenanigans it produces.

>>31344963
They reproduce via standard mammalian reproduction, they just don't show it because it's a god damn kids show

it's like the same thing as why Yogi Bear doesn't run around with his dick floppin everywhere

>>31345030
>Waiting until marriage.

>>31344834
>>31344742
Pay attention, they did the trench run because the surface turrets are all over the fucking place and they couldn't get to the hole from above. They had to clear out the turrets in a much less-defended area, drop into the trench there, and follow it down to the target.

>>31344956
I thought I was going to hate this

But I laughed at Dash

>>31344946
That's for me to know and you to find out

>>31345032
I didn't take you for a Mountain man.

>>31344871

>>31345066
I've seen many bears stand up tall and no bears have dicks.

>>31344977
He tricked her into getting stuck in the wall so he could make it look like she was making use of a glory hole.

>>31345082
i don't get it

>>31344923
I have the weirdest boner now.

>>31345048
The Death Star itself literally tilts on an axis moments before the explosion

>>31345066
They use a magic mirror.
And it takes them to their spawn point.
Because babbies.

what was your first whyboner

>>31344900

YOU.

>>31344956
like Starscream would enjoy that one part

>>31345092
Bears have thick fur.
Their penises are in a sheath when not erect.
Of course you wouldn't be able to see it.
lrn2mammal

>>31345135
Sweetie Belle and Celestia snow balling.

>>31345126
>Vader realizes he is out of quarters.

>>31345150
and knowing is half the battle

>>31345150
Humans are unique in that the penis isn't bridged to the belly.

>>31344871
oh Big Mac, you know that wasn't an accident

>>31345121
Mountain.

As in the band that wrote Mississippi Queen.

>>31345136
Nah, he's an impostor, I'm the eyeless guy...just a little tired to stole eyes right now

>>31345160
>>31345126
>>31345048
>>31345019
>>31344976
>>31344928

I want to see that sequence animated.

>>31345150
Then how do bears get erections if their penis is in a sheath.

>>31343676
Wow thats quite a bit of rape.

it definitely delivered on its promise of rape.

>>31345135
Rainbow Dash getting tangled up in pink clouds.

>>31345160
>They've somehow been replaced with muffins

>Why are there muffins in his pocket

>>31345174
oh no Celestia I seem to have fallen in the shower and somehow this shampoo bottle got stuck in my ass

>captcha: sparkleth

While Twilight is my favorite, this Rarijack business is wholly amusing.

They did a good job of making them all quite likeable in their own way. The one I like the least would have to be Fluttershy. But even she has some wonderful moments.

>>31345212
>>31345198
SOMEONE DRAW THIS.
I NEED TO FAP TO IT
I MEAN SCIENCE
I NEED TO FAP TO SCIENCE!

>>31345180
oh, shit, i thought you were talking about something else besides the band name

>>31345199
The inside of the sheath has a small amount of lubricating mucous.
It slides in and out easily.
How do you people not know this shit?
Have you never seen a male dog licking his red rocket?

>>31345038
Scene 1. Interior, Vader's Star Destroyer, several sinister bounty hunters appear on the bridge

Imperial Officer: "We don't need their scum."

Camera pans over. Derpy is standing among them.

Scene 2. Exterior. Space. Darth Vader's Star Destroyer crashes into Death Star

Scene 3. Exterior. Endor. Derpy is seen dancing with Ewoks.

>>31345136
Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyes?

>>31345171
I think we are all grateful for that

Think of your favorite pony. Got one? Good.

The War of the Roses just broke out. Did they side with the House of York, or House of Lancaster?

>>31345250
>oh um hi rarity... i um maybe uh left something at yours the other night *squeak*

>>31345250
>Dat nose.
My little piggy~
My little piggy~
SqueeeeeEeeeeeeEeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEE~

>>31345257
I still don't get it.

/r/ a pic of Big Mac with pepperoni's disease

don't judge me

https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Peyronie%27s_disease

>>31345262
It always feels nice to know that I could easily shop the eyes off a pony better than you. Jaggies every fucking time dude

>>31345299
Those are ribbons not butterflies.

>>31345276
>Now is the winter of our discontent
>wrapped up by this glorious Celestia of York

>>31345234

Here, so much science here, you'll fap for the rest of your life.

>>31345262

I will defeat you. I still have images that you have not yet commandeered, and I will protect them at all costs.