>>31333833
>>31333879

Thanks for reading. I'm quite happy it's well received outside Fimfiction. I've never gotten much feedback on it outside there.

>>31334103
Well... okay.

For what it's worth I like your work.

the episode where fluttershy is replaced by another rarity

>>31334106

Has anyone ever made a gif of Fluttershy's dance?

alright annonymous in the last thread who asked

I hope your happy with the pain and suffering i now invoke
>Snips shipping
>in any year

>>31334049
>>31334106
Fluttershy thread?
Fluttershy thread.

>>31334049
The money I'd pay for an episode where Applejack discovers another fruit salesmare in town, and spends the entire episode stalking her to see what she's up to, could power my house for a year.

>>31334133
It's only a matter of time

>>31334049
Applejack vs Fluttershy, with Fluttershy standing up for the rights of sheep and other mistreated farm animals.

Both AJ and Fluttershy come together though when the mob gets angry and beats up Winona for being a scab.

>>31334167
Thiiiis.

The one where Twilight accidentaly opens a portal and Fluttershy, Rarity and Applejack are transported into an other dimension and Littlepip, Velvet Remedy and Calamity will take their place.

This one is for sure, Lauren Faust is my mother and she herself confirmed it.

are there any sites worth visiting that are SFW?

when im at work and there is nothing to do, i cant think of anyplace to go other than 4chan, and that would get me fired faster

>season 2
>no fluttershy episodes in sight

So question for you Equine lovers

Old vs New.

Who would win?

also polite sage

>>31334177
But they're all such terrible characters. No, really. If the mane 6 ever met them, they'd be horrified at what they do.

Luckily, they won't, because the entire backstory is retarded.

>>31334193
Shit, the bear scene was my Fluttershy episode.

Oh, hey. Is there a gif from the last episode where Sweetie jumps out from behind the fabric to yell surprise?

For some contrived reason (maybe vying for an endorsement by the Equestria chamber of commerce?) the girls' respective businesses are forced to compete with each other for visibility and financial success.

Libertarian ponies GO.

Now I don't normally post PMVs, but this one was too good to not share. Them feels.... ;_;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXd6u9o6dYY

>>31334049
Big Mac episode with no shipping that isn't friendshipping.

>>31334196
Ne-
>Schmooze
Old

>>31334167

What about ponies that sell fruit AND vegetables?

Target: Cherry Pony

David Bowie pony leading an army of Diamond Dogs against Canterlot. Full with all of the musical numbers your heart can take.


you know you want this episode

/co/ was actually /co/ for all of 20 minutes.

>>31334220
>Rarity's fashion
>Applejack's farm
>Pinkie's... bakery? Party planners?
>Fluttershy's... animal care foundation?
>Twilight's... school? Library?
>Rainbow's... I've got nothing for this one

>>31334254

>>31334250
The apple family is extorting her as we speak.

WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO THIS EVENING /CO/ WAH?

Which pony routinely has nightmares?

>>31334156
also both of them together like the original picture i suppose

>>31334268
Fluttershy is a wild card, I'd say veterinary care but she's not the competitive type anyways so something special would have to be done with her.
Twilight could give tutoring.
Rainbow could... I dunno I'm not a writer lol

>>31334268>Rainbow's... I've got nothing for this one

Gym/ Sports and Recreation Center

>>31334254
allofmymoney

>>31334228
A Big Mac episode would be boring as fuck, to be honest.

Unless we get to see how he handles his double life as a secret agent from Canterlot.

>>31334303

>>31334268
Rainbow is in weather service.

>>31334281
>Yet the Apple family is fucking dirt poor.
Apples confirmed for a terrible crime family.

>>31334303
Twilight. About Spike.

>>31334303

Dash.

constant fear of being not good enough.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: do u like my little pony
Stranger: of corse
You: who is ur fav pony
Stranger: i forgot her name but its the blue one
You: rainbow dash?
Stranger: yea that one
You: hell yea
Stranger: asl?
You: 18/m/usa
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>autosage

god dammit /co/

Image limit, I-m-a-g-e l-i-m-i-t!

>>31334281
AJs already chopped her up and fed her to the pigs.

>>31334325
The one pony that falls asleep screaming and wakes up to her own screaming.
>I lie, "sleeping" is just her fainting for an extended period of time.

>>31334303
Fluttershy constantly dreams that her animal friends are dying of various causes and she's helpless to stop it.

It's what drives her.

>>31334303
fluttershy
they're all about falling

>>31334324

Not if its Big Mac and Braeburn doing some kind of pony dukes of hazard thing

>>31334341
Does she worry about being a bad adopted mother, a poor boss or the possibility that he'll eat/rape her in her sleep?

>>31334303
All of them.

Applejack has nightmares were her parents are dying. Again.
Twilight has nightmares of being in an exam, but not understanding the questions. Also, in class with clothes on.
Pinkie has nightmares about bats.
Fluttershy has nightmares abusive strangers.
Rarity has nightmares about failing.
Dash has nightmares about falling.

>>31334342
she often wakes up in cold sweats from a nightmare where she loses a race
it takes her almost a whole hour to calm down

A SPELL IS CAST ON SPIKE AND DISCORD
Discord is returned to his baby/child self with that sweet ass mohawk, and Spike becomes his bitter ancient self who curses Celestia who it turns out, drives Spike out of Ponyville once he got to a certain age and tried to have her Paladins kill him after they raped Twilight to death.

I, for one, cannot wait for the first Pinkie Pie episode this season.

>>31334374
>pony dukes of hazard
OH GOD YES ALL MY BITS

>>31334362

Well at least its rest!

>>31334347

the old thread is at image limit

what are you on about?

Man I want to eat pony ass sooooo much that it hurts my throat.

Episodes that will happen:
beach episode
body-swap episode
snowstorm episode (someone gets lost and they have to save her)
transform to babies episode
death in the family episode

Episodes that won't happen:
An episode that further explores Applejack's character
Another Luna episode

>>31334374

please. the only way Braeburn could be in Dukes of Hazzard is as Daisy.

>>31334387
>implying the entire equestrian guard could take Twilight down now, never mind when Spike is old enough to be a threat

>Twilight has nightmares of being in an exam, but not understanding the questions. Also, in class with clothes on.
Yeah, we're going to need a drawfag on this.

>>31334268
>>Rarity's fashion
Carousel Boutique
>>Applejack's farm
Sweet Apple Acres
>>Pinkie's... bakery? Party planners?
Pinkamina Party Planning Services LLC, sales contractor for Sugarcube Corner
>>Fluttershy's... animal care foundation?
Lone Cottage Animal Care & Grooming
>>Twilight's... school? Library?
Books and Branches Library
>>Rainbow's... I've got nothing for this one
Cloudpushers Local 446

>>31334410
>death in the family
Eeh, that one seems a bit too.. deathy.

>>31334387
Wait, what? Get out of here, you're a terrible person and your fanfic is bad

>>31334324
Naw, the big mac episode would be like the episode of southpark where the main guys decide not to get wraped up in the usual antics. We see Mac trying to go about his usual day, but every time he tries to get further on his work the crazyness of the main story causes him to find ways around it.
>need to deliver a shipment of apples to Cheerilee
>Wouldn't be so hard if the dragon his sister and her friends had chased off before hadn't come back to town to wreck things again
>He sighs and slowly navigates the wreckage to cheerilee's house, missing its roof now, to make his delivery

>>31334408

not to mention 200 posts past the bump limit

After 10,000 threads, I think MLPG knows how and when to make a new thread

Soarin' just ate a pie.

Would you collect his horseapples?

>>31334428
...Birth in the family?

Repost of first half, spoilered and posted with an unrelated picture for folks who don't want to read >fanfiction
For the second time in his life, Spike found himself at the Grand Galloping Gala. This time the affair was different from the one he remembered years ago. The air was more casual, more friendly. Ponies talked, they dance, some sang, some gorged themselves on the fine foods, but all of them were having their own best night ever.

Despite this joyous occasion, the young dragon found himself uncomfortable and scowling in a way that had nothing to do with the first signs of teenage angst. What deluted his own enjoyment of the evening was the biggest change to have come to Equestria since the last Gala; augmentation.

A breakthrough in medical research had yielded a revolutionary fruit in-which magic, machine, and pony came together in one. At first, it was used to cure once life-ending injuries, an earth pony with paraplegia could walk with their hind hooves once more, a broken pegasus would know the sky once again, even a unicorn's damaged horn could be replaced.

>>31334410

dude! don't forget the 'we must go into their mind' episode!

those are my favorite

>>31334433
The Big Mac episode should have no dialogue whatsoever, and be a 22 minute action sequence. Like a Samurai Jack episode.

>>31334410
Transform to babies episode is the only one I really want to see.

Seeing them as fillies again would be so cute.

So, Dream episode?

Dream episode.

>Implying dream episode wouldnt be thr perfect discord material episode

>>31334347
Autosage (bump limit) and image limit are two different things. Image limit is just when you can't post anymore images; autosage/bump limit is when new posts don't bump the thread to the top of the front page anymore.

>>31334462
Oh man.
>Discord lives on in nightmares, Freddy style
I love it.

Anybody got a pic of Day [9] and his new Fluttershy pony?

>>31334455
Just one bit at the end where applejack asks if his day went any better and he gives her a "Eyup"

>>31334481

>>31334437
Nope.

>implying a "same event different perspective/art shift" episode would not be the best episode

>>31334368
Not EVERY night, just after days when she's had to put someone down.

Talking to animals is as much a curse as it is a blessing.

>>31334462

>oh no! some terrible ancient thing from the past is terrorizing us
>we must go into the mind of discord and convince him to help us
>enter mind
>wacky shit happens
>strike a deal, discord freed from stone, but must leave and never be seen again

>>31334417

It wouldn't end well for Celestia

>>31334423
> Rainbow Dash as a teamster
> She and a bunch of other rough Pegasai intimidate an "independent" cloud mover.

allofmymoney.jpg

>>31334423
>Pinkie's Perfect Party Planners
Guaranteed perfect parties every time
>Angel's Animal Care
Looking after all creatures, both domestic and wild

What do cloudpushers do? Seems like the weather is controlled mostly by the government or something.

is it just me or are Fluttershy fans always the 'creepy yiffing furry' types who are looking for a docile kawaii equine waifu?

>>31334490

>>31334487
Thank you kind sir.

>>31334381
Rainbow Dash doesn't have nightmares. She giggles in her sleep.

>>31334449
Part 2: (Picture unrelated)
But then augmentation magi-technology exploded, augmentations became more powerful, cheaper, more accessible, and even fashionable. Everyone whether they needed it or not were augmenting their natural forms with titanium, ceramics, polymers, alloys, and magic. Even a cursory glance around the room had Spike shuddering.

Rainbow Dash and Spitfire toasted with glasses levitated in the air by artificial horns, Fluttershy and Big Macintosh were outside, flying together on mechanical wings, Pinkie Pie, well, the less said about her the better, and Applejack, who Spike would have thought would be the first to oppose it, had her hind-quarters reinforced and boosted to be able to buck the orchard with the greatest of ease.
But the two most shaking cases for the purple dragon were his long-time crush Rarity, and his only family Twilight Sparkle.
Rarity, ever the fashionista hadn't been the first to be augmented, but she was the pioneer of turning artificial limbs and body parts into artwork. And now she was more machine than mare. Polished ceramics of the most immaculate white with silver and gold inlays, even to the point where she supplemented her real cutie mark with one made from set sapphires, radiant with the magic of inspiration.
Twilight Sparkle was a great comfort to Spike for the longest time, as she remained unchanged. But then, even she bowed to the changing times when she made her own breakthrough; Nanomachine Augmentation. The machines were now smaller, but ever present, and the only signs of Twilight's self-declared 'upgrade' was a metal ring set at the base of her horn, but that ring was only the tip to a much more complex iceburg of cellular sized robots that were empowered by the unicorn's endless reserves of magic and now worked round the clock inside of her.

http://www.tumblr.com/blog/gildaanswers

>>31334417
Celestia stabs her with an anti-magic dagger, siphoning away all of her magical abilities for her own usage before she gave Twilight to the guards

To anyone in Toss's stream earlier:

Did he finish what he was drawing and would you please post it?

>>31334518
Name me one pony's group of fans who aren't creepy.
Excluding Applejack, that guy doesn't count.

you guysd smsu

>>31334538
Ponies don't use weapons. Or rape.
Quit it.

>>31334538
Twilight embodies magic itself, stealing away her power is stealing away her. And then, Celestia has a Twilight inside of her, and she's pissed. It doesn't end well for Celestia.

>>31334555
It'd be more accurate to say 'name me one pony's group of fans that doesn't have creepy people in it', wouldn't it?

>>31334490
>>31334490
oh god i want a art style shift episode so fucking much, specially if they make a joke with real horses in one point

like that billy and mandy episode where they start fucking up with reality and they go trough several art styles including anime, bizarre, mickey mouse from the early ages of animation, etc.

id fund that...

>>31334573
True. You can't rape the willing.

>>31334534
This stuff is good.
Why's it spoilered though?

Are ponies made of marshmallows?

>>31334584
Spike's version, since to a dragon Ponies and Horses probably look similar save for the size difference.

>>31334584
They will never do this, ever, despite how awesome it could be.
Deal with it.

List of essential episodes MLP has yet to do:
Beach episode, Mindswap episode, Alternate universe episode, Breedswap episode, Multiple conflicting versions of the same story episode(Art shift), Big City episode, Xmas Episode, Secret Admirer episode, Parents visit episode, Valentines day episode, Clipshow episode, Travel inside an X episode, Past never happened episode, Rainbow Dash sleeping episode

>>31334602
Didn't we establish earlier that poni can only into sex when married?

>>31334584
>villain changes the world's art style, put everyone into a trance to match that art style
>main cast slowly breaks free and defeats him

cut, package, ship

>>31334534
Please, do continue

>>31334512
You tink Celestia looks outta her castle window every mornin' an' figgers out which clouds go where? Dat ain't gonna happen, buddy. We local cloudsters push da clouds 'cause we's gots da trainin', da muscle, and da knowhow of da community's needs.

If we was all competin', dere'd be a cloud shortage pretty quick. Da mayor pushes business our way 'cause she knows we get'r done.

hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahaha
its funny because you all secretly love it

>>31334618
>Secret Admirer episode
>Valentines day episode

>>31334626
>The inevitable animu-styled world.

>>31334635
no sir I do not

>>31334584
I'd settle for an entire episode filmed in 'Derpy Vision'
Something where she has to work out a criminal's identity, because she didn't see them due to the crime taking place right in front of her.

>>31334635
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiOeJBZmzNQ

>>31334634
Seems like the pegasi have their own branch, seeing as how often the show refers to them as scheduling certain types of weather. Add to that the fact they manufacture most of it too.

>>31334578
Bullshit.
You just don't want Twilight dead/raped.

Discord was able to siphon the magic from Twilight or at least put it dormant, so Celestia should be similar too.

Probably by killing and raping her 5 dearest friends in front of her.

>>31334626
>>31334584
>Implyign the art shift episode villain spot isn;t reserved for Discord
>Blackandwhitediscordinabeaniehat.jpg

>>31334634
I read this as if Dash was an Ork

>>31334645
>The old-gen styled art shift for half a second before the villain realizes his mistake and picks a different style.

>>31334635

>>31334636
Fluttershy would probably send valentines cards to everyone so that they wouldn't feel left out.
Poor Derpy has to have her whole family help out to deliver the sheer volume of post it entails.

can someone post a picture of nathans face, i need for photoshop

>>31334645
>implying FIM is not already heavy animu
Okay maybe not HEAVY animu, but there are indisputable influences.

>>31334670
Nothing can suppress Magic, it's a primal force of the universe. Discord could precisely because it couldn't be done. Celestia has no such advantage. This is happening years into the future - you really think Twilight couldn't protect her friends? Even now, teleportation is no issue.

>>31334603
Because not everyone likes >fanfiction
So I'm being considerate and multi-spoiler tagging it so they can continue to browse without minding it too much.

As for the actual OP: I want to see an episode where we meet Rainbow Dash's karate master... ESPECIALLY if he's voiced by George Takei.

i need music for a scene

scene is; in the workshop of a medieval pony chemist or physicist, think Galileo or the later alchemists.

so far i have this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJz9OGYmPvs

>>31334049
I'd love an episode in which ponies are transformed into other creatures. Whether it be through magical shenanigans or simply an Adventure Time with Fionna and Cake-style thing. That'd make me happy.

Or a plain R63 episode. I'm a simple man of simple tastes.

SECRET FROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSTING!!!!!!!!!

>>31334657
>>31334657
>this program is brought to you in 'relax-o-vision'

why do these threads always seem to derail into freakazoid jokes

>>31334685
Complete with hand-painted cels, stuttering animation, and 80's-style VAs.

I await the inevitable Lenny Baxter episode.

>>31334728
Doesn't make very much sense. If they don't like fanfiction, they can just not read it. In fact, making it spoilered means people are more likely to mouse over it.

>>31334744

because

>>31334726
She'd be in too much shock.
First, because all of her friends corpses would be hung in the village square for her to see when she awakens.

Then when her mentor comes to comfort her, she's stabbed and drained/sealed.

Then the rape starts and she's totally mind fucked and unable to fight.

For the final straw, Celestia could start using Fillies and colts has hostages/human shields, and along with her Royal Guards who would be prepared to take down Twilight by whatever means, she'd lose.

>>31334745
We need Discord drawn in 1G style

>>31334770
This. And even if they weren't going to check it, a big block of black shit is more noticeable than words.

>>31334635
guilty as charged. i want to party with that pony

>>31334780
The draining is what seals their fate. Her body is meaningless by that point - what makes her special is inside Celestia, and from there, it's only a matter of time until it emerges. Who says you can't resurrect the dead? Nobody's ever been as strong as Twilight, nobody can tell her it can't be done. Maybe she's ruined. Maybe her mind is broken. But the bodies of those who try to stop her will litter the floor before she ever gives up.

>>31334777
>MFW I could hear this perfectly in my head

>>31334670
Nobody wants Twilight dead/raped.

But then again, is it really that much better knowing that she'll die long before Spike anyway? The slow decline that comes with time's passage gradually stealing away everything she was, all her drive and vigour? Might even get so bad that she can't read by herself anymore, she needs Spike or one of her family to help her. She'd feel like a burden whenever she tries to do the one thing she enjoys most.

Then, it happens. She just knows she hasn't got long left. Family and friends gather as fast as they can, even royalty abandon their duties to see her. Spike stays by her side the longest, staying up through day and night as she withers with increasing speed. She looks at him, through those greying eyes that still sparkle like they did in those days when adventures were plentiful and excitement almost overwhelming, then she says it.

"Spike, I love you so much"

He grabs her, holds her as tight as he dares. She returns it, for a moment. Then she goes limp. Still.

And she's gone.

>>31334777

I'm wondering if they'll have a Time Traveling episode similar to the one in PPG.
I just stood there waving goodbye

>>31334827
thats the joke, sephy

>>31334731
/mu/ thread derail attempt
FAILED

>>31334826
Twilight and Celestia have never had a direct face off, so you're only implying that Twilight is stronger.

Plus Celestia is versed in combat magics most likely if she's a tyrant, while Twilight's are all passive.

>>31334534

I never asked for this

>>31334832
I hate her.

part 3: (Ponies in top hats!)
All around Spike, everyone had become a beautiful work of art. But to him, all he saw were puppets, partly formed of flesh that once belonged to his circle of friends. And he felt terrible for feeling this way.

He should be happy. Fluttershy was more confident than ever, Rarity's business expansion into custom augmentations brought tremendous sales for her, Sweet Apple Acres benifited from an augmented family that could clear or plant multiple fields within hours, Rainbow Dash was flying faster than ever, Twilight's breakthroughs would extend the lives of everyone so they would be with him for much longer than normal, and Pinkie Pie. Well she would continue to be full of surprises.

But still, Spike felt abhorred. For the first time, he felt truly disconnected from the very race that had raised him since hatching. He felt the ponies were reaching beyond their grasp, that they were attempting to improve on what was already perfect.

Landsakes, even Celestia and Luna now were transmogrified with the tainted devices, what use could gods honestly have for such things? It was getting painful to look at, and forced him out onto a balcony where he wouldn't catch the glimmer of Big Macintosh and Fluttershy's fake wings.

>>31334853
They'd travel to the past and see the events that lead to NMM being sent to the moon.

Celestia: One of these days, BOOM! BOW! Straight to the moon!

>Twilight's are all passive.
Except the one where she teleports into you and makes you explode from the inside.

>>31334859
also Celestia encourages her "student" to waste her magic on everyday frivolities and lessons, while she carefully conserves her own.

Thats why she never fights the bad guys on her own, shes like Freeza, she has lackeys for that sort of thing

>>31334859
I am unsure if Celestia is a more gifted unicorn than Twilight, but even if Twilight is more powerful, Celestia has MUCH MUCH more experience and is far better at adapting, not to mention can read people like a book.

But I think Lesson Zero showed that Celestia has massive amounts of power, as well.

>>31334859
Twilight is certainly the strongest unicorn, and Celestia doesn't seem to be any better at flight than a pegasus - why should she be better at magic than a unicorn? Certainly she's more skilled, she's had a lot longer to practice, but Twilight embodies the strongest magic known to ponykind. That's not the sort of thing anything else can stand up to. Don't need combat magic skill if you can just keep pushing more and more power into everything you do, to the point the fabric of the world begins to tear around you, and magic itself stops working right

>>31334168

It's been quite a while now, and nobody did.

>>31334930
Don't the Elements of Harmony require 6 ponies?

Maybe I missed the beginning of the discussion, because I assumed this was a between Twilight and Celestia.

>>31334959
It's arguable. They were supposedly all used by two ponies before against Discord -- just Luna and Celestia.

There are fan theories, of course, that the other four ponies just died of old age.

>>31334923

I don't think you can even compare them. The Royal sisters are something entirely different- the only two ponies of those type in the entire show, with the power to move the very heavens themselves. On top of that, they are apparently immortal. Celestia and Luna are more like Olympians where Twilight is like pony hercules, as far as heirarchy goes, at least in my opinion.

>>31334959
They do to work at full power, but Twilight seemed able to harness at least some of the power on her own when she made that magical bubble shield that could cut through Discord's chaos

>>31334887
>Like the one in PPG
>Travel to the future and see everything's turned to shit without them

>>31334875
These make me sad.

>>31334990
>Samurai Applejack gets sent to the future
>The farm collapsed
>Ponyville is gone
>Everyone is dead
>It's constantly night
>She fights robots
>Now the fool seeks to return to the past to undo the future that is Nightmare Moon

Celestia turned Discord's surrogate Mom/Twilight figure to stone.

Celestia to feed her immortal youth, beauty and divinity, has gifted young fillies and colts raise immensely magical creatures, so that she can drain the fillies and colts of their powers, leaving them as statues forever, and then drain the creature they raised, like lambs for slaughter.

Discord escaped this, and honed his own powers to fight her, but in the end with Luna's help she drained most them, though in the 1000 years intern, they slowly returned because of the nature of his species.

Why does Celestia not defend her citizens? Because she does not care for them. They are equal to bread to her, to sustain her.

I want you all to follow this youtube link and stare at this picture.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g95KabBPNRk

I SWEAR TO CELESTIA IF ANY OF YOU LITTLE BITCHES HAVE BEEN LISTENING TO MY SUPER SECRET SONG THEN I WILL FORCE EVEN MORE SHITTY WRITERS TO RESIGN!

>>31335012
Take all my money!

>>31335021
>roleplaying
>2011

This joke was barely funny the first time. Give it a rest. You are killing it.

>>31334518
a lot of the time that's it, or someone who's so socially inept that they choose someone even more vulnerable than themselves, and act as a "protector"

>>31334978
I have a similar view point, I think. Celestia and Luna are on a completely different class than most ponies, even Twilight.

Though if Twilight can become a Princess is still debatable.

>>31335021
SMILE SMILE SMILE

>>31334979
I assumed the magical bubble shield was just a spell she had learned.

>>31335044
>IMPLYING THIS IS A JOKE
I AM DEADLY SERIOUS NIGGER
YOU ARE GOING ON THE FUCK YOU LIST

>>31335069
Nah, didn't you see how it purified the ground around where they landed?

>>31335018

>>31335010
But they're all happier this way. Only from the outside can you see their equinity dropping away. From the little things, like Twilight being able to skip the stairs by jumping straight up her treehouse, to the grand gestures, like Celestia's grand mirror allowing her to reflect the beautify of her celestial body across the lands, they prefer it this way. Only Spike sees how it will end.

>>31335012
>Applejack
>Implying things will change

>>31335069
I did at first, but it left a hole in the chaos

>>31335051
I still want a 'Princess Maker' pony game, with Spike as Cube and I can whore out my pony daughter to a letcherous old dragon who gives her sexy outfits.

>>31335093
>Implying Applejack is not the perfect pony for this

Nigga you just went full retard.

>>31335084
Magic of Twilight countering Discord's control. Twilight launched a bubble that protected whatever was inside from Dissy's influence.

>>31335093
>Subverting AJ already

NIGHTMARE MOOOOOOOON!

>>31335100
Wh . . . what?

>>31335115
Also entirely plausable, but that still implies that she's powerful as fuck if she can defend an area against what was a practically omnipotent being

open the bedroom door
get on the bed
see this
what do?

>>31335162
open the letter

>>31335136
I see them as having two completely different styles of magic. Discord sort of imposses what he wants over reality, where as Twilight has to cast spells, but both have a smiliar result of altering whats around them

>>31335087
You blind yourself to the truth.
When Celestia comes to devour the souls of your children, I shall not weep for you, but them at least.

>>31335012
Awwww shit, her hair is already bound, just like Jack's.

It's almost as if some of the staff of Samurai Jack worked on MLP.

>>31335162
get up, close the door, and walk out of the house

>>31335131
C'mon, he's like a little butler/vampire version of Spike already.

>>31335162
Say thanks for the letter then hurry her along so others can receive their letters from loved ones.

>>31335162
do you even need to ask?

>>31335184
>implied rape

>>31335162

>>31335170
even so, Discord's ability to fuck with twilight seemed fairly limited, he had to get at her through her friends, but if Twilight could go straight for Discord's work, that still implies she's overwhelmingly powerful alone, wheras Celestia seemed incapable of fighting

>>31335184
AND THEN THEY FUCKED!

>>31335010
They do? Should I stop?

>>31335174
Celestia loves you.

>>31335162
beat the shit out that stupid fucking horse.

Tell everyone I said that stupid fucking tardo can sucka dick and choke on it because I am full on butt hurt about my dick being the size of ten lions as i suck the prostate of asian role models to the orphans who lost their go karts to bruce willis in the battle for the last nigger on mars.

Anyone have sleepy pony?

>>31335170
I wonder if discord, being the spirit of disharmony has full control over his own powers? Like hes incredibly powerful but has limited control over how the power actually works.

>>31334974
>>31334978
The Elements of Harmony have always required six ponies. Four alicorns (their sister and three stallions, the other royals of their race) died in the battle with Discord, leaving Celestia with the necklace of Laughter, Luna with the tiara of Magic, and four dead friends who Luna "raised" long enough to blast Discord into stone.

The second loss was more bitter than the first. Luna ended the spell, thinking they were alive once more, but they just flopped to the ground as wet meat. A second attempt brought them back screaming in agony. She didn't try a third time.

They were her friends, the only ones who loved her night. Their loss was the hardest blow. As a tribute, she turned them into four stars in the sky, to remember them always.

As time passed, the bitterness in the young one's heart grew.

>>31335162
Check my fridge.

>>31335162

A... a letter? For me?

>>31335162

walk out.

i do not want an angry megatron after me.

>>31335215
No, see it through. (I'm the anon it made sad.)

>>31335215
No, slight sadness is a good thing in something that can't end well

>>31335227
Don;t do this to me

>>31334572
I dont smet da dsfu

>>31335213
>>31335206
... like there was no tomorrow.

>>31335222
I love sleepy pony.

>>31335208
He vanished her horn at will. Discord's plan was NEVER to fuck with Twi directly, but to have her voluntarily destroy her friendships and convince her that the Elements had no power.

I don't think I saw anything that told me Celestia could not fight, but rather that Celestia's style of fighting is through the use of as much subtly as she can.

>>31335222
Is this considered sleepy?

>>31335162
The girl's devoted to her job, but if she expects a tip she's sadly mistaken.
and for shits and giggles..."Sorry I read your letter, Anon. It seems that girl isn't interested in taking it further. That's okay; I can be your girlfriend tonight..."

>>31335227
>>31335257
But... that's just lies.

The sleepiest

>>31335266
>subtly
you mean using her students and subjects as meat shields before trying to fight herself.

>>31335275
no thats considered sexy pony

>>31335266
His plan was to win, he didn't seem to have any reservations there. He did it by breaking their friendship, but he directly attacked the other 5, Twilight's spirit broke by seeing what he'd done to them, not by his direct action. If he COULD have broken twilight directly, why wouldn't he have? He wanted to win, everything he did was part of his plan to win.

>>31335223
He, at least, seemed to feed off turmoil.

>>31335296
i am now polishing my penis

>>31335227
I'm not sure how I feel about an entire race with power comparable to Cel and Luna.

>>31335136
She WAS wearing the tiara, and surrounded by the Elements.

>>31335314
lol what a faget

>>31335296
Cute.

>>31335310
What I like is how it took 2 episodes to break Twilight down, when all it took was 1 episode on her own for Twilight to do it to herself.

>>31335229

This, definitely this.

in a thread earlier Freddy was named the hero of the ponies and had to battle Jason, so tell me how do you make Freddy the hero?

>>31335310
He could not touch their friendship, and the only weapon that could harm him was the Elements. Thus, the only way he COULD attack the friendship was indirectly

>>31335296
>Sleepy pony
>In charge of waking up the hibernating animals

she's just going to crawl down into the den and sleep in a pile of bunnies or something!

>>31335340
you!
answer questions!
wargablabal

I drew Rarity. Any tips/criticisms?

>>31335327
Then either she can harness the power of an individual element, or it doesn't actually require the combined effort of 6 to use some of it, in which case she could still plausably use it if she was just in the vicinity of her friends

Even so, without them, she's still unreasonably powerful

>>31335296
being chronically sleepy would be my cutie mark, what a shitty talent

>>31335364
She's sad. Do it again until she's happy.

>>31335352
No, he attacked her friends without them being able to resist at all, I mean. Twilight clearly *could* resist.

THE TIME HAS COME TO WELCOME WINTER

>>31335354
I like that idea, I think I'll have to save this as a followup to Taski's picture

sleepy pony

>>31335215
Wait wait wait
Do these drinks actually exist?

>>31335382
Well, magic's kind of a difficult trait to fiddle with. Then again, Fluttershy resisted but still got drained.

>>31334959
Just my personal head cannon, which I feel like sharing.
Ahem.
I think that the elements of harmony cannot be used to kill or rather, if the user of the elements kills someone then they perish as well.
Hence why Celestia and Luna didn't just simply kill Discord.
Just a thought.

>>31335362
But I'm in a slump anon! I can't draw right now.

>>31334469
What is this anyway? I posted it onto a vocaroo thread on /v/ and got some good readings, but sadly the thread 404'd and because vocaroo embeds itself, I couldn't save all the readings except for mine.

>>31335387
NO. Instead, let's just smile, smile, smile.

>>31335390
Is that pony your new OC? I like the mule.

>>31335354

The first time it happens though the other ponies are going to make her wear a bell collar or something so there isn't a repeat

>>31335396
I would share a nap with sleepyhead nonsexually

>>31335403
They can.
Also surprised to see you out of /v/ if you're whom I think you are

>>31335372
No, it'd be mine! i'll fight you!

Right after I uh...take this nap...

>>31334777
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9srCxUtK1U
ITS LIKE A COMIC THAT MOVES!

>>31335382
Nah, it's just a lot harder to split somebody from Magic than it is to cut them off from Loyalty, Kindness, Generosity, etc. And more fun to let her do it on her own.

Part 4: (So, seriously, should I just stop?)
And then it happened, the Canterlot Castle, the heart of the Diarchy's power was attacked by a group of diamond dogs, griffons, and even other ponies. Smoke bombs obscured conventional sight, fire bombs threw the crowds into panic against the urgings of the Princesses and the royal guard. The angry mob crying "Purity first! Purity first!"

Following the initial wave Spike heard something clatter at his feet through the chaos. A strange, crude looking device with several set gemstones that blinked as little lights, followed by several more rolling into the ballroom.

"Emp bombs!" He heard Twilight scream an instant before a magical static in the air sent shivers through the dragon and the apparent bombs exploded in a blue and white flash.

When the lights stopped dancing in his eyes, Spike noticed that Twilight and the Princesses were the only ponies still standing, and even the formermost looked severely tired and drained. Then came more bombs that produced smoke and fire. Everywhere people were panicking, flailing helplessly on the floor while Luna and Celestia did everything in their power to keep the attackers at bay.

Will we see a Christmas themed episode, or what?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koavxAasea4
Reposting from last night
This programme looks comparable to MLP in terms of quality and cuteness

>>31335441
there will be no christmas
only ponymas

>>31335162
She accidentally into something comfortable...

>>31335420
Inky Donkey's a character, Sleepyhead's an avatar

>>31335430
HURRRR

>>31335416
Yeah, exactly, "Magic" as a concept is too intwined with the world, wheras the others are self-contained. Can't fuck with it, can't drain it, and pretty much can't fight it.

>>31335364
pretty good, needs a bigger body though.

>>31335456
what the fuck did you just say nigger?

>>31335434
It's good. Really good. Keep it up.

>>31335417

I think they didn't kill discord because they physically couldn't- he is the manifestation of a primal force, essentially chaos itself. You can't kill him anymore than you can kill chaos.

>>31335434
Never, it's just getting really good!

Can someone make a comic of Rarity's parents visiting Rarity just as she was trying to sell her clothes to a very fancy customer.

Obviously, Rarity's parents embarrasses the hell out of her

>>31335452
>Ponies not celebrating Festivus.

>>31335428
Uhh yeah, i got bored of /v/ a bit, good stuff only comes out at night.

Also im a fan of blue stuff (hate alcohol tho) and saw those neat blue drinks, i gotta try doing one even if i dont drink it.

>>31335441
Yes, and we find out that Fluttershy is jewish.
Futashy may need to be updated.[/spoielr]

>>31335467
A longer body? Or wider?
...or both?

>>31335470
sorry, just answering the question

>>31335422
That only works if the person you're looking for is moving, not dead alseep

>>31335460
Luckily, Friendship is Magic, so if you screw about with one, you can affect the other. Or something along those lines.

>>31335434
Please, continue.

>>31335162
join her

>>31335433
Discord said Magic was the most elusive element of all, so that's why I think he went after it

What's going on itt?

>>31335364
Where'd her tail go?

>>31335427
I would sleep on my back, and she would sleep on my stomach

>>31335510

Friendship is PONY magic. There is apparently different types, like whatever Discord was using. He definitely wasn't toting friends but had power enough to rival Celestia magically speaking

>>31335510
Indeed. But killing her friends wouldn't break their friendship, it'd just drive her to revenge. Revenge can make anyone dangerous - in Twilight's hooves, Celestia would be lucky if canterlot was still there in the morning

>>31335522
everything but child molestation

>>31335326
They were to be the progenitors, living weapons created by arcane Unicorn science, combining the best of all five pony races. They were everything they were meant to be, and more:

Heart of the seapony
Speed of the pegasus
Strength of the earthpony
Magic of the flutterpony
Will of the unicorn

Their powers were designed to be enough to take out Discord, who had shattered the Rainbow of Light into its elemental colors on that long-ago day when Megan failed.

>you will never fall asleep in a pile of ponies and wake up to a filly nibbling your erection

>>31335524
It's mostly hidden behind her. You can still see some of it though.

>>31334832
>MFW this seems like it could be canon

>>31335543
SHAZAAM!

>>31335545
Totally okay with that not happening.

>>31335484
The Japanese celebrate Christmas by eating KFC.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_fHgdlZDD8&feature=related
WHAT?! A PHONY SANTA GIVING AWAY MYSTERY MEAT NUGGETS?

>>31335162
Get upset that she is in my sleepwear.
You wear fur, you cannot appreciate the fabric properly!

>>31335543
>Magic of the flutterpony

I dont get this.

>>31335354
>>31335354
lets do this motherfucker

>bethesda
>in charge of fixing bugs

>Marvel
>in charge of original characters

>valve
>in charge of half life episode 3

>>31335559
do you think that you will be rewarded for lying?

>>31335352
I agree. After all, the magic of friendship was an indirect power channeled through Twilight.

>>31335560
NOT TODAY!

>>31335578
pony related

>>31335545
>erection
Thats a funny way of spelling ear

>>31335483
But then the customer recognizes her father as a famous sportsman and asks for his autograph, then promises to come back so everyone can visit a "big sportspony's favourite shop"

>>31335601
thats a funny way of spelling my penis

>>31335579
I don't think so.

Good thing I'm not lying, sick fucks.

>>31335578
>Scootaloo
>In charge of anything involving flight

>>31335601
WHAT IF MY DICK ORBITS YOUR EAR?

>>31335442
>>31335442
>>31335442
If you want an adorable anime.

Watch the Japanese version of Anne of green gables.

>>31335610
I wonder if Rarity ever designed her father's team's uniform?
Or is that something too lowbrow for her?

>>31335623
Sorry cant hear you, using ponys as ear muffs!

>>31335498
>>31335498
Like this!

>>31335533
>yfw discord was at one point part of a group of 6 draconequi who were best friends but over the years Celestia trapped them all in stone and he never saw them again and thats why he has a chip on his shoulder.

>>31335632
wrong picture.

>>31335643
>Saw her father's uniform as a filly
The colours! The patterns! The softness of the fabric but the vibrancy of it's splendour!

Maybe that's how she got into fashion.

my penis is changing

>>31335617
>implying you're not

>>31335657
Or...HE IS the group of 6, fused together to combine their awful powers.

>>31335622
>>31335622
well you... you... ;_;

>>31335657
>Draconequi are actually peaceful creatures.
>Celestia broke the mind of one and trapped him in stone after he escaped and rampaged.
>Celestia fabricated a story depicting her and Luna as saviors from chaos.

>>31335533
But Twilight is not inherently good at friendship, she is inherently good at magic. One does not DIRECTLY translate to the other. I would say friendship attunes the mind to have a greater flexibility with magic, but it is not the source.

I'M BACK

>>31335687
Or the boys locker room.
I have the sudden urge to see Rarity wearing a letterman jacket.

>>31335717
>Anon
>In charge of being nice to ponies

>>31335698
in a last-ditch effort to overthrow Celestia/not become stone

>>31335162 Guns and Roses
>>31335512 Letters and Lace
Saved.

>>31335723
>Forgetting the title of the show

>>31335759
...show?

>>31335574
Flutterponies were Celestia-tier magic users in G-1. Only they could defeat the Smooze.

>>31335578

>Passenger of Shit
>In charge of creating the soundtrack

>>31335782
Twilight Sparkle and the X-Ponies.

>>31335786
Oh! They are like alicorns?

>>31335578

>/co/
>in charge of agreeing on best pony

>>31335786
Great, I'll grab my stuff!

>>31335759
Don't be silly.

Since friendship enhances magic, one can assume it is somehow magical in and of itself. Soit would be accurate to say all friendship is magic but not all magic is friendship. In fact, most of it isn't.

>>31335817
>They said I wasn't good at anything.
>So I became an apple!

>>31335723

Yes, actually one does translate into the other, both Twilight and Celestia have stated this. Its the entire reason Twilight was sent to ponyville- to learn friendship, which in the end resulted in her becoming powerful enough magically to free Celestia's sister. It was the princesses plan the whole time. Friendship directly translating into magic was pretty much the entire point of the climax of the pilot.

>>31335817

>>31335759
The title is "Friendship is Magic", not "Magic is Friendship". Friendship is a subset of Magic. Twilight is naturally good at all magic, but that doesn't mean she can do friendship any more naturally than she can do anything else - she still needs to practice and learn.

>>31335554
>start writing horribly sad response
>start realizing it's making me depressed
>close the reply and do this instead

>>31335824
>Hasbro
>in charge of merchandise production and marketing

>>31335878
>TERSE

>>31335817

that is a big apple.

>>31335855
See >>31335852

Like I said, the friendship enhanced her natural talents which were already quite formidable. Combined with the Elements of Harmony (literally the highest form of power in the world, even more powerful than Celestia), they were able to amass the magic needed to succeed.

>>31335878
>Hussie
>In charge on animation and storyline.

>>31335878
>Celestia
>In charge of having ugly wings

>>31335809
unicorns < Rainbow of Light < flutterponies < Celestia/Luna

The flutterponies were the first race to nearly be extinguished by Discord. The one remaining herd gave their wings to science, to make the six alicorns.

>>31334832
Dammit stop making me feel emotions.

>>31335912
>Nepeta
>In charge of shipping

>>31335915
If by Rainbow of Light you mean the Elements of Harmony, you are sadly mistaken.

It is stated in the show that the Elements represent the most powerful magic in the world.

>>31335698
He was originally some rat-creature who discovered a forbidden artifact that granted him access to the raw flow of chaos?

>>31335934
But heartstrings is the only instrument I am fluent in!

>>31335946
Rainbow of light is something of g1.

>>31335937
>>31335912
Had to check which general I was in for a second.
Anyways would anyone kindly give a little HS/MLP crossover to add to my collection?

>>31335946

No actually, its stated the elements of harmony are the most powerful magic "known to ponykind"

There could very well be more powerful stuff out there unrelated to pony magic, as we know alternate magic types exist. In fact I wouldn't be surprised if that becomes a plot point some day

>>31335817

wait..are you the guy who does the ask jappleack tumblr?

WHERES MAH DRESS.MOV

>>31335963
I got a few

>>31335871
Sad as in you were sad?
Don't be sad, they had good times together.
The best of times!

>>31335963

>>31335995
Rarity, you cant eat all those fucking dresses

>>31335934
and then, moments later, she awakes with a gasp. Her body may have given up, but Magic runs through her, and that cannot die. From that point on, every time she "died", she fell more in tune with Magic, growing stronger and stronger, until eventually she saw the world in terms of how magic interacted with it, not how light bounced off it. When she could reshape the world to her will. Nobody need ever die again.

>>31336009

M
A
I
L

>>31335993
Woe to anypony foolish enough to seek after the eldritch powers of old for they tempt fate and invite destruction into the land.

>>31336003

>>31336005
No, it was a different kind of sad, a sad I don't like here.

Hold me, /co/.

today I learned that in 2009 cherilee was the older sister of scoots

>>31335993
I dunno, Celestia seems pretty knowledgable. Assuming Discord ruled the entire world, then she's watched absolutely everything grow from the start. The domain of her knowledge encompasses all recorded history of every race.

>>31336051
SMILE SMILE SMILE

Part 5: (Geez, this is getting long)
For the dragon his hording instincts took over and guided him to try to round up his friends, Twilight and Rarity first and foremost.
It was almost comforting that despite the rapid changes that had taken everyone he knew, somewhere inside he still regarded them as his.

First he found Twilight Sparkle, the lavander unicorn was trembling behind the Monarchs attempting to summon up the magic to assist, but the 'emp bomb' had apparently weakened her greatly.

"Twilight, we need to get out of here!" He was met with a shaking head. "No, Spike, I'm fine! You need to find the others! Get them to safety first!" The wyrmling pulled on a purple hood to urge her to come with him but she lightly kicked him away. "Go! I'm with the Princesses, I'll be fine!"

Finally, he relented and went to search for Rarity. Along the way he encountered a few of the 'purity' attackers. A diamond dog harrassing a Canterlot noble by pulling the gemstones out of her augmentations and was met with a set of talons to his tendons and a face full of green fire. A griffon morbidly pulling off the mechanical wings of an earth pony, taunting their desire to fly received a broken beak from Spike's tail and a hard bite to the base of it's wings, jaws that easily crushed diamonds shattered the griffon's bones with ease.

As he continued to move through the mayhem, the griffons, the diamond dogs, and unaugmented ponies began to take notice of Spike, they began moving in to attack him. A diamond dog held him back by his tail, a griffon slashed at his back, and from out of the smoke an unaugmented pegasus bucked him hard in the face.

>>31336027
>>31336027
RARITY, YOU CANT WEAR ALL THOSE FUCKING DRESSES

PINKIE, YOU CANT THROW ALL THOSE FUCKING PARTIES

FLUTTERSHY, YOU CANT TAKE CARE OF ALL THOSE FUCKING ANIMALS

DASH, YOU CANT SLEEP ON ALL THOSE FUCKING CLOUDS

SPIKE, YOU CANT EAT ALL THOSE FUCKING JEWELS

>>31336064
How many students has she had during all that time?

>>31335652
Like this, ignoring the horribly erased lines?

>>31336034
And now I want more Twilich art. But still, happy ending is good ending....I think

my penis is losing strength

>>31336027

HEY MAN, IF YOU EAT ALL THOSE DRESSES YOU ARE GONNA GET A WICKED BAD TUMMY ACHE

>>31335216
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaarrrrgghhh... *has no soul*

>>31336088
Stop beating a soon-to-be-dead horse! More creativity than that is required for our .MOVs!

>>31336090
How ever many it takes

She WILL get her daughter back

>>31336090
Just the one. She had no need of students, but she saw the potential in Twilight - and most importantly, the danger letting her roam free would bring. Nobody with that much power should be left untrained.

>>31336034
But without an end, what kind of meaning can life really have?

>>31336080
How big is Spike in this?

>>31336127
GEE RARITY, IF YOU EAT ALL THOSES DRESSES YOUR GUNNA GET A WICKED BAD TUMMIE ACHE!

>>31336141

no. pull a glitter glue and tell the same joke with different characters until the joke is beaten to beyond death

>>31336090
1500 years / 60 years per student (and take a few for the ones that met with obstacles greater than their training and destiny) = twenty-nine before Twilight.

>>31336167
Whatever meaning she wants it to have. Magic runs the world, permeates every part of it, and she can bend it to her will. Her meaning is finding perfection - their meaning is up to them. She's omnipotent, but that doesn't mean she has the patience to deal with them all.

>>31335539
In my headcanon Twi can use all the Elements provided that all her friends are deeeead.

>>31336167
I'll let you know - a million years from now.

>>31336226
Assuming the life expectancy of ponies is 60 years.

Isn't it closer to 40 or 30 for IRL ponies?

>Just went to the dentist
>Got a filling
>Face is numb

LET'S POST PONIES

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksn91wXHgx8

>Lil Pip
>A song based on the protagonist of Fallout:Equestria, a fanfic by KKat that I adore.

fucking really

>>31336266
Isn't it closer to infinity in my heart?

>>31336273
Pinkie is a bad influence on you

>>31336209
I'd say he's only a little shorter than most of the adult cast minus the spikes on his head. And I mean coming up to their head, not just their torso.

>>31336227
>>31336167
Then one day she realizes that, finally, she lives too long. "Spike. I think I want to die."

>>31336254
Putting all that power in the hands of one very, very angry pony, with good reason to want you dead?

Celestia'll be lucky to get a quick death. That much power could keep her suffering going on forever.

>>31336273
>ask for nitrous every time I get a dental procedure done even though I don't need it

feels good man

which pony has the prettiest mane

>>31336218
>>31336127
inb4 I JUST SAID THE SAME THING YOU CRAZY CUNT

>>31336163

More like Celestia, being the Xanatos roulette player that she is, opened the School For Gifted Unicorns as part of her plan to get her sister back, as the time of Nightmare's return was drawing close. The idea was that each class would bring in groups of young, magically talented unicorns- conveniently assembled right on Celestia's doorstep, that she could evaluate in the hopes of finding one powerful enough to wield the element of magic and lead the other elements in the final showdown with Nightmare. Thus finally freeing her sister.

>>31336341
RAINBOW DASH

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NoRUgH9Chs&feature=related

>>31336282
Sometimes a world is not worth saving.

>>31336347
SCOOTANON ID LIKE TO SCOOT ON YOU

>>31336320
And yet, Magic cannot be created or destroyed, only changed. She's an eternal, whether she likes it or not. Societies will be created, and be destroyed, and she's still there, until she finally snaps, and starts to wreak havoc in the hope that there's somebody out there that can stop her
there isn't

>>31334156
>>31334317
I just got home and what is this? I approve.

>>31335809
they had butterfly wings like Rarity

>>31336341
Dashie.

>>31336320
"Took you long enough to realize"

>>31335809
>>31336408
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hys95BayrtM

>>31336341
Dash, she is prettiest everything

>>31336350
but they weren't *her* students, they just went to her school

>should do stuff
>instead read pony tumblrs
Fuck.
Is there an ask-gilda yet, by any chance?

>>31336430
id rainbow all over her dash