PONIES GIVE ME ERECTIONS!
WHAT SHOULD I DO?

>>31330991
buy an expensive car

TOPIC: PONI AUGMENTING PONI NONSEXUALLY

Continuing from last thread:

>>31330931
I enjoy my bike enough to not turn into a landwhale. Plus, well, I do have a good reason to want a robot body.

Snails
Snips
Spike
Sweetie Belle
Applebloom
Scootaloo

3 get violently raped and killed
2 get killed swiftly and painlessly
1 has nothing bad happen to them
WHO DOTH YOU CHOOSE TO SUFFER WHAT FATES

CHOOSE FOOLS

>>31330991

Somebody say best pony?

>>31331025
cmc rape
snips and snails die
spike lives
NEXT!

>>31331025
I choose to not choose. screw your foal-killing pyramid scheme.

>background ponies

aww yeah motherfucker

>>31331052
how could you say no to cmc rape though?

My fav background couple

>>31331047
Spike only lives because he was the one doing the raping and killing.

>>31331071
He's extremely not-fond of rape.

So he's basically got a normal reaction to it.

>>31331020
But it's so very final. Think about how Rarity feels, now that her limbs are material given form through magic, her abilities beyond what she could ever do naturally, but looking at Twilight, who waited, and is so much more powerful because of it. Looking at something she can never have, because, ironically, she no longer has the gear for it. And if jealousy ever got the better of her, she knows full well that Twilight could shut her down, her horn projecting an antimagic field, and her nanobots projecting an electromagnetic one, stopping her dead. She may be more than just pony, but perhaps she lost what really made her that in the first place?

>>31331071
>RAPE.

>>31331052
THEN SUFFER THE PRICE
YOUR 3 FAVORITE PONIES WILL GET NEW VOICE ACTORS AND UNDERGO COMPLETE CHARACTER DESTRUCTION IN SEASON 3

>>31330649
Prepare your mind for a profound endeavour through the being of nihilistic existence as depicted by ponies:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1UH5lwG-PeLf81ja0LZAGHf9vqSODDnDnWfN06UMtz8I/edit?hl=en_GB&pl
i=1#

Rather have something a lil' easier, something to relax and fap to? Don't worry, I have you covered:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Xfxwf9B0u0UBOkhSvKusa6vEfPDYpU6OM2JWf2RElYs/edit?hl=en#

Does fucking ANYONE care about Equestria Online anymore? They're going into Alpha soon and I don't see anyone here talking about it.

>>31331076
COZ SPIKE IS A BAWSS

>>31331075
>not Lyra and Bonbon

You some kind of hipster?

>Background ponies

Can we have a better discussion?

>>31331084
so basically hes the opposite of you

>>31331027
I never cared about Cherilee until I read Romance Reports. That makes me feel guilty. Should I feel bad about letting fan work affect my opinion of a character?

>>31330991

Find someone to wear this so you can live out your sick twisted fantasies without endangering little ponies.

Ooooh, Rose doesn't have that much art, but what's there is amazing I must say.

Also love that Caramel piece OP.

Speaking of which there might be another Caralight Chapter tonight since I'm almost done with Traveler. Here's hoping!

>>31331030
You give me a reason to post this.

>>31331096
I love it!
Thank you kind sir.

>>31331110
>Lyra

>>31331124
I can one-up that, I never cared about derpy until a Hard Day's Work.

Augmenting ponies?

Fuck that, I'd rather augment myself.

>>31328967
>>31328848
HEY YOU
If you're still here
I liked it.
Alcohol as the means to get the pony in your bed was a bit used.
The NSFW part's end was really rushed.
I agree with NTST on about everything he said.
Except the part about the fetishes but that's probably because I like lactacting
Could have been a bit cuddlier. Or just a cuddlefic. Cuddle + clop would have been best but then it should have been longer.

>>31331128
best be including rape son

>>31331095
>Mrs Cake, Pinkie Pie and Snails

Not like they had much character to start with HAR HAR HAR
Also
>New VA for Snails and more screentime for both Mrs Cake and Snails in Season 3

>>31331091
And that is the heart of the issue, isn't it?

>>31331091
Which is why implanting minds in full-prosthetics is the way of the future.

>>31331128
Feeling better yet, *Squeak*?

>>31331160

Sorry...very much not my topic. If you like crossovers or sweet stories give me a ring.

>>31331154
I'm still here, thanks. I get the idea that the overwhelming problem was pacing, which sounds to me like a planning issue (the issue being that I did no planning), so hopefully next time I can do better. And cuddlier, I do like cuddling.

The problem I have with that, though, is that it skips out the important justification of WHY you're cuddling. I can't imagine Dash as someone who cuddles at the drop of a hat, you know?

Reposting in new thread because fuck you
>Rainbow Dash in a hoodie
by Obsidian Solitaire

GET PONY

>>31331142
Here to help.

COME ON EVERYPONI SMILE SMILE SMILE!

>>31330710
Pregnant Dash flying to Macdonalds.... I dunno.... ehrurhuruhrur hurp ponypony


Moar Requests

>>31331230
Okay, that's just adorable.

>>31331110
well, it's not like they're any more interesting

time to read sum clopfiction, the only good fanfiction

>>31331239
Pinkiefy this pic.

So wait, Applebloom is going to get her cutie mark in the next episode? But she's not getting it in the next episode?

What do you guys think of this?

Hey guys can I be a BG character too?

>>31331199

Quite so! For the time being I feel pretty good. I'll be back up to speed before the end of the week most likely. But I'm feeling well enough to write, and that's terrific!

>>31331239
Spike being stabbed in the chest with a sword by Applebloom, while the CMC's shout "CUTIE MARK CRUSADER DRAGON SLAYERS!"

>>31331239
oh gosh that was a horrible picture... fuck.

>>31331251
BUT THEY'RE GAY ANON GAY IS SO MUCH MORE CUTE AND COOL YOU JUST DON'T KNOW

>>31331280
>cmc
>ever getting cutie marks
LAUGHING SQUARES

>>31331290
Good that you can write, but better that you're feeling well. It's a bad time of the year to fall ill.

>>31331282
Nope.

Best bg pony.
Or at least I have the most images of her.
Also this is my face and pose and feelings exactly right now.
>>31331224
Yeah, I see the problem...
Might be hard trying to explain it.
Or just have it happen "off-screen" with the reader already in a ship with the pony.
Of course if you could have the whole background there it would be awesome.

>>31331251
But they're celebrity criminals. That's pretty cool

>>31331185
but then they'll lose magic. Maybe they can replace it to a point with magitek, but you'll never get the same tactile response a unicorn is used to from their horn. Is a body that never tires, a heart that never stops, and limbs that will never die really worth losing so much?

What about when Twilight begins to age, and she turns her research towards renewing her own body - will the prosthetic seem so appealing then? When she can keep all that she is, and yet still have a body that will never die, skin that can become hard enough to withstand a close-proximity sonic rainboom, and limbs that can push more force than a dozen earth ponies?

>>31331025
Snails- violent death
Snips- violent death
Spike- violent death
Sweetie Belle- painless
Applebloom- painless
Scootaloo- WIN WIN WIN

>>31331239
damn, fanart before the story is even done? I love you

>>31331312
THIS CALLS FOR ANOTHER GIANT CARD!

>>31331296
I LIKE IT
but why do you draw so dark?

>>31331347
STOP GIVING ME BONERS I HAVE THINGS TO DO TODAY.

>>31331317
I suppose were I willing, I could fix up the current story and call a new one a sequel, but that means I'd written a second person waifufag series, and I'm not sure I'm willing to make that jump

>>31331362
my expectations have now been raised significantly

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1pj0rzNB29V9AIsfF9OGXJXnkTwQIooqoxvSCkoPETmY/edit?hl=en_US
THE STORY IS DONE! PREGNANHT RAINBOE DASH DASHING TO MEET THE POPE AT MCDONALDS!

>>31331401
Oh, it's not a jump as much as it is a fall.
A very long fall.
But I'm down here already and it isn't all that bad.
Not that I know how the actual writers feel, I just appreciate their work.

>>31330947
It would be nice to see some more positive male colt ponies in the show. I know this is a girls show mainly but so far all he have is a negative image of a male (prince Blueblood) a bunch of subservant males (spike) retard or abnormal young ponies (snails snips, squeak) and a few ineffectual father figures.

I'm not asking for one of the mane six to get a boyfriend or anything, but all we have to identify with is the big strong silent type Big Mac, even then he is in bondage (neckbrace)

Can't we have a normal young colt in Apple bloom's class that dosne't look like a cross with another animal or a few adult (main six age) colts that have hopes and dreams like the main characters?

GODDAMNIT I'M STILL THINKING ABOUT DINKY AND THAT PINK UNICORN! IT IS DRIVING ME MORE INSANE THAN PONIES SHOULD BE ABLE TO.

>background pony art edition

This sounds more fun than arguing with idiots over the SR3 online pass.

>>31331301
>more cute
but that's subjective.

>>31331422
Hmmm, should I draw Rarity being degraded by some of the main six (definitely including Pinkie Pie).
Anyone want that?

>>31331463
yes

>>31331312

Tell me about it I do so hate cold and flu season. In anycase thanks for the concern! Always nice to hear.

>>31331422

>>31331445
>Derpy
Yeeeesssss....
I should of course know this, but what's SR3?

>>31331455
I was being sarcastic bro

>>31331434
you are such a nigger

>>31331434

Best fanfic ever.

>>31331347
I get the feeling unicorns (at least the ones who choose to stay natural) will become increasingly obsolete as prosthetic ponies advance to the point where their upgrades can match or even surpass the capabilities of magical skill.

Then society will become increasingly fractured between the naturalistic magic users competing with technological marvels.

>>31331477
saints row 3

>>31331463
DO IT

When are we going to get hilarious bootleg pony?

>>31331388
I'm sorry! If it helps, I doubt a lot of ponies mind. Dash certainly doesn't, her new wings let her push her natural magic through them far more efficiently. Maybe now everybody can do a sonic rainboom, but she's still the fastest in Equestria - just now she needs a suite of magical and technological aids to keep her stable, as well as lungs that can store oxygen, as she flies far too quickly to breathe normally. Her eyes can aquire a target from several miles up, and her wings can get her there in record time, while keeping her agile enough to zip between the clouds in the sky without so much as leaving a mark. Sure, she could have kept her wings - but when she's that good, who cares?

>>31331501
What the fuck, humanity?

>>31331436
I'm quickly reaching the point where I'm considering doing these things *simply* because they're even more pathetic, so maybe. I'll give it a few days, see if any ideas come to mind. You guys have been super helpful in pointing out the failings, so hopefully I can fix shit.

>>31331469
>>31331500
Okidoki. Won't be able to deliver tonight, but am set for tomorrow.

Guys, I want to get my friend Abby (aka Krabagail) to start watching the show so I'll actually have someone to shamre my fandom with, but she's to ignorant to accept that the show could possibly be good. What do?

>>31331477

Saints Row 3. The console versions now include an online pass key with new copies, but used copy owners will need to buy one for ten dollars. People are now trying to boycott the game because of it, and when I tried telling them that it's no different from CDKeys for PC games, they disagreed vehemently because, and I quote, "well that's different."

But, I should not be surprised that /v/ is full of idiots. Such is life.

>>31331479
sorry, I was trying to come up with a witty response, but failed.

>>31331494
Deus Ex: Equine Revolution

>>31331503
God damn it. Can you think of anything for Fluttershy or Rarity that hasn't been brought up yet?

Hey Faggots,

My name is Craig, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of horses.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. Upon graduation of high school, I attended the California Institute of the Arts and in 1993 I was tapped by Hanna-Barbera Cartoons to work as art director. What art do you draw, other than "jack off to poorly drawn ponies"? My toons also won both Emmy and Annie awards, and I have a banging hot wife (She just made me a sammich; horseapples was SO bits). You are all autists who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my spouce.

>>31331494

Until the naturalists revolt due to fear and drop an emp, effectively killing half the population of a given area, starting a war.

>>31331576
...Which side would Celestia and Luna be on?

>>31331545
>/v/ bitching about not being able to fully access a game if they pirate it or buy it second hand whereupon no money goes to the producer

stay classy, /v/

>>31331563
god damnit, shave that beard and loose a few pounds. You're going to be a dad soon!

>>31331545
Well, I can kinda understand the rage since it's a pretty new thing for consoles.
And last time I bought a video game for PC you could use the same CD key on an infinite amount of computers. But that was when everything wasn't on steam.

can someone delete an image from >>31328694 so I can mark it?

>>31331562
Fluttershy gets pheromones to help calm animals even better? As well as some kind of voice augment to help her in social situations?

>>31331610
hapipro you should have been quicker!

>>31331593

When you consider that they're also the same people that pirate games because THEY'RE THE HERO THAT GAMING DESERVES, it's not all that surprising.

God damn are they stupid.

>>31331494
But it's not just skill, it's tradition, history, and the idea of what it is to be a pony. So the latest generation of artificial actuators can create propulsion at a mile's distance, well over what the average unicorn can use telekinesis over, but there's no connection with the world, there. They may get more data about the object - no unicorn could ever know how much noise something would make if it were thrown at another pony, for example, but is that a good thing? Is a world where everybody can do that a safe one? When we play god, do we run the risk of creating satan?

>>31331545
Actually, it's different. In many instances you could (and most likely can) reuse an old CD-key. Why, I reinstalled Red Alert 2: Yuri's Revenge just today, on a different computer, four years after having last touched it.
Another difference is the CD-keys being made to combat piracy, where this is clearly made for quick money.

>>31331563
>humanity
>the good
>the bad
>the ugly
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ut-4GjmWFPg&feature=related

>>31331593
>>31331545
I bet you think day 1 dlcs were a great idea too.

>>31331610
what will you be plushying next?

>>31331601
The issue with the online pass isn't whether or not you can actually play the game though, it's whether you can access the online features. It's not like EA's DRM they put in Mass Effect and Spore where you can only use a key 3 times before you're fucked. And the key became invalid if you changed your hardware.

>>31331667
two lyras

>>31331282

Hey Squeak, I heard you did a fic about her. Link?

>>31331651
That's a really cool strawman bro!

>>31331681
...and the other's reserved for a customer and other's going for you, right?

>>31331681
MAKE A RAINBOW DASH YOU

>>31331701
correct

sorry

>>31331722
I would pay for a rainbow dash hoppip

>>31331563
oh wow

>>31331601
>>31331630

An accurate point, but I'm comparing it to the PC games of today. Any PC game released within the past few years is not going to let you play online if you buy it second hand. Now, if THQ had been doing this back when CDKeys worked the way you have described? Yeah, I would agree. Things have changed, though.

>>31331593
used games are not a crime

>>31331563
Oh yeah, you're totally craig.

>>31331591

They're assumedly immortal. So I guess the natural side; they don't need prosthetics, they're the two most powerful ponies in Equestria. But morals dictate that killing half a city is bad.

It's anyone's guess.

Unless the techponies find a way to rival or become a viable threat to them. Then I could see them "reassuring" their places as rulers.

>>31331732
you pay for a plush of hopopo as rainbow dash?
shit
not if i outbid you!

>>31331629
Doesn't matter. Change is an inevitability. You can't just stop the advancement of ponykind. Do you think ponies are wired for civilized life, after being feral for so many millions of years of evolution? No, but they have advanced and adapted just the same.

Whether the future be utopia or nightmare, we must face it head on with courage. Whether we become gods or devils, so be it.

>>31331689

I'm sorry, you heard a bit wrong. I'm GOING to do a fic about Pear Blossom, after Caralight is done.

>>31331754
FUCKING PEOPLE IMITATING OTHERS ON THE INTERNETZ REALLY PISSES ME OFF SUPER BAD

>>31331748
Not that I play any games online anymore anyway...
Back to bg pony,

Can you dumb blighters stop being /v/

God damn it what have I done.

>>31331562
Rarity looks like a pony. Perhaps a little more elegant - the imperfections that evolution had yet to eliminate could be smoothed out, but from looking at her, you wouldn't think she was much. Unless you looked into her eyes. There, you'd see the fire of imagination most could only dream of - the slightest glance at another pony could measure them, pick out existing designs that would fit, match them against Canterlot's pony database and bring up their preferences. She could design an outfit from the comfort of her own mind, without needing to put needle to fabric at all. Within a few minutes, she could have the design down on paper - the bottom of her hoof redesigned to be able to draw much more efficiently, and the range of her passive telekinesis extended so she could deliver the images straight to their door. If they were interested - and why wouldn't they be - she can get to work there and then, the needles slipping effortlessly from the tip of her horn, and the materials easily extracted from her boutique

>>31331781
squeak
what have you written about rainbow dash?

>>31331610
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>>31331749
No, but it's the developer's right to encourage people to buy the game firsthand from a retail store.

>>31331804
you heard that plushy bastard
DO IT
i would but im fucking lazy

>>31331737
>>31331563
>mfw I'm the "artist" of both images

>>31331817
I can't because I just got back from work and didn't post in that thread, do it yourself faggot

>>31331772
>>31331793

>>31331804
But I don't feel like it.....

>>31331792
you've gone too fare!

>>31331808
Would you accept it if you had to spend one sixth of the price EXTRA if you bought a used car?

>>31331808
They have a right to do it since it's their product, but it still doesn't mean it isn't a dick move.

>>31331804

>finejeez.jpg

>>31331847
TOO FARE?
who has not been paying their fare?!
IM COMING FOR YOU

So how about those background ponies? Let's go back to talking about them.

>>31331748
I see, in this case you have to alter your vision of /v/'s opinion (not to mention /v/ is not a single entity, as well that /v/ is rather cryptic). It is not them denouncing the new console system, but denouncing the entire system altogether, including the pc's. Of course, many on /v/ would not dare speak ill of computers.

80's music is the best music.
Probably.

>>31331772
But the future isn't up to you, it's up to one of them. One of the truly unstoppable ones. Twilight, or one like her. You think politics and solid morality is worth a damn in a world where Dash can cruise at heights most would call orbital, and pull re-entry at speeds high enough that no power on this equestria could stop her? You think the enhancements to her sonic rainboom, theoretically letting her level the kingdom, are justified through courage?

No, the future will be decided by one of the few. The ones who are gods to a race of gods.

>>31331808
but since I bought the game, the game is now my property and I have the right to do with it as I please, including selling it to someone else.

>>31331870

lyrastrings is best background pony.

she thinks she's people

>>31331799

Well, WAY back in the day I did a short one off about Scootaloo spending the day under Dash's care. I've gotten better since then but you can read it here:

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/02/story-scooting-along.html

I also spawned this bit of art, which I adore.

>>31331895
And that's where we run into the problem of buying a license vs. buying a physical product.

>>31331788
>telling stupid ponyfags not to be stupid.

Why do you think they watch the show in the first place? it's hardly a intellectual challenge!

>>31331793
This pleases me

>>31331874
no it's not.

you are sentenced to 1000 years of listenening to J Geils Centerfold

>You will never explore Lil Pip's abused and tired candyvag as she's drooling onto the dirty carpet while she's on yet another high

Fuck

I depress myself

>>31331895
>the game is now my property and I have the right to do with it as I please
That's wrong.

>>31331849
All sorts of extra costs can be involved beyond the deal price when buying a used car, though. I get your point but your comparison wasn't very apt.

>>31331852
I agree, but there have been far bigger dick moves in the world of DRM. It literally does not affect you if you are buying the game firsthand.

>>31331940
why should purchasing the game be a separate issue from purchasing the right to play it? That's what this license does. It says that I may sell the game, but I can't sell the right to play it. Which is bullshit

>>31331967
>to the youtubes
>hey I know this song
It's not that bad...

>>31331870
they have odd ships

>>31331591
Celestia remained pure. She sees herself as perfection, and judges attempts to improve upon ponykind as heresy. But she has no say in this anymore, Luna was one of the first to take Twilight's offer of nano-augmentation. She stole the throne effortlessly, Celestia powerless to stop her, as even bringing the full power of the sun to bear achieved naught but setting canterlot alight. No pony has ever had heatsinks before, she couldn't have anticipated it. And Luna couldn't have anticipated Twilight's treachery, as her limbs ceased to be her own, and she, ironically, became a puppet, the real power hiding in the shadows she once used to own.

>>31331985
>Lil Pip's
>She

>>31331781

What's the plot? Is it sexy?

I'm glad no one has ever thought of mentioning circumcision in pony threads. You guys would just start bickering over-
...
Fuck.

>>31331991
>That's wrong.

I bought it. How is it not my property?

>>31331895
This has never, ever been the case. We just now have the technology to enforce it.

>/v/ video game threads bitch about ponies
>/co/ pony threads bitch about video games

We need more art of Doctor Whooves, Golgate AKA Romana, and River Song(pic related)

Yeah, sorry for asking about SR3, P.Q.
I didn't mean for this to happen.

>>31331928
rEAD MY STORY

>>31332039
This.

>>31332006
Welp, so much for doing anything today.

>>31332021
What? How can you possibly say that?

>>31332012
We were talking about horn foreskins and circumcision just the other night.

>>31332039
>/v/ video game threads
0/10
see me after class

Post pics of foals 'n' fillies!

>>31332078
i will prepare my penis

>>31332020
According to the people you bought it from you bought a license to play the game and you don't own the data. The disc is just a handy storage for the data for you to use when you play the game.

Or that's how I've understood it from the TOS.

>>31332078

>>31332012
why the troll image? These are legit arguments and cutfags are just trying to feel secure about their mutilated penis.

>>31332061
i need a link to this shit

>>31332061

...and how it would be useful for people who wanted to fuck ponies

>>31332021
you don;t believe in property rights?

>>31332020
You bought the right to play the game and the means to do so. The agreement between the publisher and the retail store is that every copy of the game will contain a single-use online pass. If you bought the game second hand and the previous owner had used the online pass then you're either playing the game offline or paying for the license to use the game's online functionality.

If you buy a copy of software, you don't have the right to do with it as you will. That's what an EULA covers. You're not legally allowed to view the source code of your Windows OS that you bought, either.

>>31332104
because the problem with that argument is it has nothing to do with ponies

>>31332010

Um....no. Sorry those kinds of stories aren't really my thing.

In anycase, I'm stuck between three plots.

1. PB moves to Ponyville from the Ponyville equivalent of Italy. She has a hard time working in the market place until she makes friends with Cloud Kicker.

2. PB observes life around Ponville from the background, making funny observations about things around town until someone takes the time to talk to her.

3. Applebloom makes friends with her much to Applejack's chagrin.

Any of those will probably be it.

>>31332007
Lil' Pip. as in Fallout Equestria.

you're thinking of the ponce british Pipsqueak there.

>>31332104
Every single cut vs uncut thread I've seen on /v/, /r9k/, /adv/, /fit/ and /b/ has always been a troll thread.

>>31332113

Just world building. We were talking about horn codpieces for unicorns with a sense of inadequacy. Then we talked about horn comeovers. They already did horn impotence in the show.

>>31332112

In the archive. Monday night, around nine PST or so.

>>31332139
Make it number one but with AB instead of Cloud Kicker.

>>31332144

>fanfiction

>>31332120
Sure I do, and you own the physical media, and can do whatever you want with the physical media, but that doesn't mean you can do whatever you want with the game. Nobody can STOP you from selling the disc, but they can stop you from transferring rights to use it.

Like I say, I don't agree with this at all, but you've never "owned" the game like that, it's just that ten years ago nobody thought it was important to enforce it

>>31332044

It's my fault for mentioning it. I should keep my /v/-related grievances in /v/.

>>31332045

I'm....kinda scared to....

>>31332021
>>31332120
>>31332126
TL;DR
First-hand: 10$ cheaper
Second-hand: 10$ more expensive if you want to play online

which IS kind of bullshit.

>>31332006
And so we see why I doubt that the future lies with any certainty in the hands of any "select few".

Power is its own master.

>>31332144
Huh, ok...anyway, I never read Fallout Equestria

inafter >fanfiction

>>31332120
>property rights

Lol, property rights are for capitalist douches.

>>31332180
You can't pull the >fanfiction clause here. Lil' Pip is a widely known >fanfiction character regardless.

You done fucked up and you can't admit it.

>still going on /v/
>2011

why would you ever do this

Think of a pony.

Got one? Good.

Celestia has arrested them for software piracy. How do they get out of their death sentence?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnCnAvus7sQ&feature=related

strife!

>>31332185
I don't see how the physical media is different from the game. I can trade the disk, but apparently I cant trade the game?

Obviously its not the source code or the means to produce the game, but I still should have the right to transfer my right to play it to someone else.

nigger utments

>>31332190
DO IT I DONT THINK IT HAS ANY PORN IN IT

This thread is completely mad.

>>31332233
By sucking her vag...is there another way?

>>31332233

She giggles at the executioner.

>>31332253
let's go play dungeon defenders anon

>>31332179

I don't know. I always wanted to work Cloud Kicker into something....

But AB would be adorable in that scenario. I'll have to think about that.

>>31332214
I know comrade anon.
Disgusting capitalists with their private ownership of means of production make me sick too.

>>31332202
Twilight is benign, she truly thinks she knows best for the kingdom. But what if somebody else grows stronger? Now, while she has dedicated everything to becoming stronger, she's untouchable, but that won't be the case forever. Do we really want power to simply be in the hooves of the strongest? Is politics truly reduced to who can drive a stake through the heart of their opposition?

It is not too late to reverse this. Foals are still born unaugmented. We can be sane again in a generation. But know that if anybody figures out self-replicating nanobots, then the old future is lost forever.

>>31332202
But isn't there a certain freedom? With the proper modifications, ponies would be free to move beyond their homeworld, to explore beyond the boundaries of their atmosphere and gravitational well.

>>31332233
Does she even know how to use a computer?

>>31332243
Daww.

woops posted in wrong thread.

Anyway, stopping now, ever sip of this beer lowers quality. hurphurphurp

>>31332252
you could shoehorn some in there near the end.

>>31332252

Don't....think?

How do you no know!?

>>31332283
>trickle down economics

>>31332315
"AND THEN THEY FUCKED!"
"THE END"

>>31332329
I DON'T PROOFREAD

>>31332238
That's the thing, though, you don't. Me and you might see the data as the disc, but the law is pre-digital, it's one of the main problems with trying to regulate the internet - those who would regulate it don't understand it.

Same here, owning the disc unfortunately doesn't mean you can do what you want with what's contained on it.

>>31332300
Of course she is too stupid to operate a computer.
she uses a mac

>>31332315

>>31332295
and with that freedom comes loneliness. A pegasus may be able to propel themselves through the stars on wings of tempered steel, but before too long they'll be too far away to talk to anybody else. They'll be free, yes, but alone.

>>31332304
No.
Not daw.
This is bad and you should feel bad.

What is it going to take to get you guys to stop talking about DRM and CDKeys and all this shit?

Do I need to make a fool out of myself in some other, pony-related way? Would that work?

so anthro.. so... so... hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngh

>>31332412
Make a new episode come out right now

>>31332271
Can't I'm afraid. I must be off.

>>31332412
Well...
Oh wait >>31332419 oughta work.

>>31332345

I read it.

Well....that was.....completely not horrible! It was really a work of art! I do love how your referenced the futility of finding the meaning of life as referenced by the pope, and the endless cycle of consumerism with Mc'Donalds.
Very well done.

>>31332233
>>31332233
i offer my body to please her

>>31332419
So "I cannot proper weighted item on a medium that should have give too it so she is falling off the fucking cloud."

>>31332404
But it's so cute.

>>31332419
Pony legs on human body still creep me out.

>>31332428

>>31332288
The number of foals being born with custom-tailored genetics is on the rise every year. Unmodified children are being phased out in favor of ones that are stronger, faster, more talented and better equipped than their predecessors. They're setting a new standard.

>>31332394
Radio communications implants. Sure, there may be a light-speed delay past a certain point, but the communication would still be there.

>>31332412
Fine. New topic.

Which pony would be your stoner/smoker buddy?

>>31332434
If you actually read it who is the mother of dash babby

>>31332472

>>31332472
all of the ponies

>>31332288
As opposed to the holiest? The most loved? Who?

There is no sanity in the ways of the world. There is only what is. Pandora's box is open; augmentations are the future. If this future changes us forever, what of it? All future change who we are, the world as we know it. If it destroys us? Again, so be it. If not this, then ponies will find some other way to destroy themselves eventually. Let go of your inordinate love of the present order.

>>31332472
I don't smoke.
Damn, now I'm gonna need something to do until a new topic.

>>31332472
this one

>>31332472
>>31332472
Well, that was easy.

>>31332472
I feel like Mac'd get all philosophical when he's stoned. I pick him, because him expounding on the pony condition and the laws of the cosmos would be either really hilarious or mind-blowing.

>>31332472
Applejack.
We'd discover new and interesting ways to make bongs out of fruits and vegetables, and come up with new and frightening revalations about the universe, all relating to apples.

Seriously, it can't be a coincidence that EVERYTHING is connected to apples, right?

>>31332455

It makes no God damn sense. There would be absolutely no sense of balance for a creature like that, a bipedal hoofed animal - especially one with hoofs like those - would just fall forward onto their hands every time they tried to stand up straight.

I remember when Miu drawings were worth giving two shits about. Obviously those days are behind us.

>>31332465
but planets are so far away. Perhaps Dash will be the first - perhaps being the first pony to break the lightspeed barrier can be her legacy - but once she's too far away, conversation will be impossible

>>31332472

Pinkie Pie. Just because I want to see if drugs can even begin to mellow her out.

>>31332542
Past that point? Quantum entanglement communications are theoretically possible, and radio is more than sufficient for in-system communication.

God damn, this entire train of thought is giving me such a whyboner.

Why is the thread suddenly dead?

>>31332472
It's got to be Snails. He's half stoner already.

>>31332535
They must have lengthy prehensile tails to help with balance.

>>31332472
Like there's even a choice.

>>31331127

>>31332472
Fluttershy would mellow even more out or possibly get a panic attack
Twilight would be awkward as fuck and blow in the bong sending the packed weed flying.
Applejack would laugh at everything.
Rarity would get frisky.
Pinkie would start complaining about all the shit she has to put up with.

Dash? Fuck if I know.

>>31332419
Pretty sure dem' legs don't bend that way, boss!

>>31332572
>>31332542
...Why bother with radios or 'quantum entanglement' when you can harness the power of Dragon Flame? Sure, it's still just written messages, but instant communication is instant communication.

>>31331127
>>31331127
OH CELESTIA, DASH WHAT HAVE THESE FAGGOTS DONE TO YOU

>>31332576
I have no idea, I though 4chan+ autoupdater derped again.

>>31332572
Quantum entanglement is point-to-point, it's not an efficient broadcast method. Maybe Dash can use it, but not everybody, it'd become unworkable

>>31332609
RD'd just eat a bunch of cookies and fall asleep.

>>31332609
I just tried to imagine packing a bowl with my feet.

I think I'd kill myself if my arms were amputated.

>>31332624
Sometimes you just want to hear someone's voice.

>>31332639
Hub to hub communications, then. Or develop a stargate-style transport system.

>>31332490

Twilight Sparkle.

>>31332636
mine doesn't seem to auto update anymore

>>31332670
I'm watching you.

>>31332624
Fire can't burn in the vacuum of space. it's a great method for once the colony is set up, but until then, they'll need to rely on something more practical

>>31332472
Dash. Post-workout high = best high.

>>31332576
My posts have been getting eaten, dunno if it's affecting anyone else.

>>31332670
Every post of yours I go HRGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>>31332693
Self-oxidizing paper. Blam, problem solved.

>>31332693
if it has its own oxidizer it works fine

>>31332472
Soarin would probably be hilarious. Also having the worst case of the munchies.

We'd go flying to white castle.

>>31332693
But the sun can burn in the vacuum of space.
You can't explain that.

>>31332636

Well at least it wasn't just my internet derping or anything.

>>31332743
SUN OF LAVA
SUN OF ICE
THEY COLLIDE
WHAT HAPPENS

>>31332743
Celestia keeps it running. Without her, Equestria would freeze.

>>31332691
Yeah well, same to you, buddy

>>31332743
It's not by the same mechanism as fire. The sun gives off light and heat, sure, but as a product of constant nuclear fusion reactions, not the rapid oxidization of some fuel source.

>>31330947
WHY IS HE USING A SNOW PLOW IN THE SUMMER?

I DON'T GET IT.

>>31332786
Sure is physics in here all of a sudden.

>>31332785
oh boy i would do so many things to that filly
SO
MANY
THINGS

>>31332823
I would hug her so hard and stroke her wings sensually while brushing her mane

>>31332636
>4chan+
Oh my god thank you for letting me know about this.

>>31332695

Same here, I thought it was just me because no one else was mentioning it.

>>31332821

>>31332821
People were being dumb. I don't want them to be dumb.

normal burning is more chemistry anyway

>>31332472
Fluttershy would probably giggle a lot and have serious munchies.

>>31332823
I know what you mean

like hugging and nuzzling and swimming and playing and making cookies and going on car rides and having so much fun!

>>31332823
I would
Brush her frizzy hair
Because it must be so knotty.

>>31332851
>He didn't know about 4chan+/4chan x

>>31332243
A quick colour and a bit of cropping later

>>31332849
And call her George

>>31332233
Offer the easily believable defense that she's working on the farm all day and has no time for computers.

>>31332880
Give me a break, I don't spend much time here these days.

Or didn't I got roped into these threads. Goddamnit what happened to my afternoon.

Can anyone tell me whats happened to Terse hes not been on for ages.

>>31332860
oh man we would get so hot and sticky making cookies together so she could take them home in a little bag and share them with all her friends

>>31332860

>little girl buying optimus prime action figure.jpg

So, i'm working on a little bit of writefagging over the whole pony augmentation thing and here's part of it:
>For the second time in his life, Spike found himself at the Grand Galloping Gala. This time the affair was different from the one he remembered years ago. The air was more casual, more friendly. Ponies talked, they dance, some sang, some gorged themselves on the fine foods, but all of them were having their own best night ever.

>Despite this joyous occasion, the young dragon found himself uncomfortable and scowling in a way that had nothing to do with the first signs of teenage angst. What deluted his own enjoyment of the evening was the biggest change to have come to Equestria since the last Gala; augmentation.

>A breakthrough in medical research had yielded a revolutionary fruit in-which magic, machine, and pony came together in one. At first, it was used to cure once life-ending injuries, an earth pony with paraplegia could walk with their hind hooves once more, a broken

Should I really continue with this?

>>31332785
>>31332691
>>31332823
ilegal things?

>>31332908
Hes dead, dude.

Anyone see tess since last saturday?

>>31332922
oh man, I'd love an animation of this reversal

>>31332889

OH MY GOD THEY HAVE NO LEGS

UNCOLOR IT

>>31332923
Goddammit, I cut off the last paragraph.

>A breakthrough in medical research had yielded a revolutionary fruit in-which magic, machine, and pony came together in one. At first, it was used to cure once life-ending injuries, an earth pony with paraplegia could walk with their hind hooves once more, a broken pegasus would know the sky once again, even a unicorn's damaged horn could be replaced.

>>31332926
depends on the jurisdiction

>>31332923
My answer to continuing pony augmentation fiction is always "yes".

>>31332926
I would take her temperature rectally with my penis, then tell her to never tell anyone because it's our secret

>>31332923
Please do.

Artpony are you here?

Hey...anyone have the link to Squeak's fanfiction called "Gaia"?

>>31332930
Don't joke about that, he could be he stopped coming online since the big crash near his town.

>>31332930
>>31332935
both terse and tess have died
that only leaves toss remaining!

>>31332945
>machines

Why not hardened magical matter for horns, wings and legs?

>>31332955
...Are you me?

>>31332930

ded torse

>>31332909
God, I would kill to get my hands on her little body and pick her up and toss her in the air and catch her while making air plane sounds. It would be fun and help her learn to fly

>>31332923
yes
yes you should
bonus points for film noir style themes

>>31332972
Fucking finally, those T names were the worst to keep track of

>>31332968
what?

>>31332966
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/635/Gaia

Squeak's Collection:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1fN8-rYbzCiWro_4onp7JtdW3IxnvXcv6muvUGpw_CYs/edit?hl=en_US

>>31332975
Is that you John Wayne?
Is this me?

No, I only really started caring about pony augmentation recently, but it's becoming one of my favorite sub-fandoms.

>>31332968
his laptop is broken, nothing more

>>31332980
If I got my hands on her I would sell her to the government for a quick 50 bucks.

>>31332974
they *do* have machines, they're just of limited use. That could change.

>>31333006
Ah, many thanks, anon.
Finally got around to reading it and I'm rather hooked.

>>31332941
but

but thats how it is in the original picture


do you want me to go back to it and posibly put in some shitty stick legs

i'll colour in the snips shipping out of spite if you say yes

in fact i might go and colour it anyway just to be cruel and make everybody suffer

>>31332998
There's still Tex and Toss.

And dammit, I need Tess to keep my irregular heartbeat irregular!

>>31333011
I'm okay with this development.

>>31333029

>implying that a chicken costs that much

>>31333045

>>31332980
I would get so wet if I could take her to the local swimming pool and teach her some basic swimming techniques, as she motored along using her wings

A lil' gift for y'all.
http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/2707/iwatchitforthe.jpg

HE'S MORE MACHINE NOW THAN PONY, TWISTED AND EVIL.

>>31332616
>>31332455

>>31333019
Can you back this up?

>>31333029
I imagine you literally just handing it to Obama and he gives you $50 out of his wallet

Then he brings her to the oval office and brushes her little mane

>>31333069
i would rape her
pure and simple
rape no more no less

>>31333073
OH GOD WHY

>>31333073

these became much less impressive when programs came out to assemble them for you

>>31333000
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-somerset-15652459

Hey, you guys better not fucking open this image unless you want to have nightmares for the next few weeks. I don't know anyone who's seen this image that hasn't been mentally scarred.

>>31333080
He mentioned it in the thread yesterday (I think?) and has said as such on IRC. I could fish up an email from him, too, but it has homoerotic overtones.

>>31332923
>>31332945
You may want to proofread. Or get a proofreader. S'not bad though.

>>31333088

>>31333098
you don't beat around the bush, but at least you're honest about it

>>31333077
Take all of my captain_haddock_haha_ohwow.jpgs

>>31333118
Did you mean to spoiler it?

>>31333118
forgot to spoiler it, didn't you?

>>31333112
Not to mention I'm already seeing the same Futashy pic repeated like a hundred times.

Still, kind of funny.

>>31333069
I'd get all hot and sweaty cooking over a hot stove for her. I bet she'd love some macaroni and cheese!

>>31333144
Yeah I only used a 150 picture hash for it..

GOOD NEWS EVERYONE

i created a machine that will allow you to roll arround at the speed of sound following your rainbow

>>31333118
Fluttershy's tail must have an amazing amount of volume to be able to sleep on it like that

>>31333114

>Police investigating the cause of the crash are treating a nearby fireworks display as a "major line of inquiry".

>Road needs to be improved.
>But those fucking fireworks man...

>>31333127
All this talk makes wonder if a fic about augments fixing Derpy's eyes would be good. . .

>>31333185
>britain

>>31333118

>forgetting to spoil his images

>>31333180
But professor, won't all that fat weigh it down somewhat?

>>31332698
>>31332691

Um...thank you?

>>31333006
>>31332966

Thanks, hope you enjoy it! New chapter of that next week most likely.

>>31333120
Don't worry about the homo stuff I talk to him I know what hes like

>>31333202
Derpy would probably get the most advanced eye augmentations available on the market, but would forget to set them straight.

>>31333210
You underestimate the forces involved.

>>31333219
Sweet.

>>31333204
>Eng-Er-Land

>>31333206
MY SIDES

>>31333204
Worst country going

>>31332966
>>31333006

Glad someone else is reading this. The only thing by Squeak that gets any play is Caralight. Probably shipfags.
Flower needs some fanart like woah.

Well I outdid myself today. It's 0:00 and I didn't even open SAI today.

>>31333236
What would happen if the propellant made contact with the child?

>>31333202
>>31333234
Derpy gets augmentations that let her see in every part of the EM spectrum *other* than visual.

>>31333254
It's exactly the same as in Finland.

>>31333264
It's okay you'll be opening it twice as much tomorrow.
You can't escape the SAI.

>>31333254
That goes straight into my /int/ folder.

>>31333210
modifications were done

>>31333267
Let's just say you may want to keep a taser handy. Or a crowbar.

>>31333262
No, that title goes to Equestria

>>31333301
Two Nathans, Dear fucking god

>>31333311
Fucking Chavs everywhere

>>31333311
I hear its headed for a total fallout.

>>31333306
Just put the cops on speed dial and carry pepper spray.

>>31333301
YOU MADMAN, WHAT FRESH HELL HATH YOU WROUGHT?!

Can someone post that image where the main cast was all dragons and Spike was a pony?

>>31333287
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VRr9NG7RE0

>>31333317
Somewhere, space time in unraveling a little

>>31333317
No form of emissionless transport is worth this

>Nathan
>Emissionless

>>31333263
True. For some reason when Angel starts talking to Flower I hear the manliest Solid Snake voice I can imagine.

>>31333333
>>31333333
>>31333333
>>31333333
Well, thread derailed

>>31333301
>>31333180
i found a use for nathan, i should get a nobel prize

>>31333348
Its like a pedo apocalypse

>>31333333
Take thine sextuples and leave sir.

>>31333202
Her augmentations go further. Split the iris, each eye can provide two slightly different points of view. She gets depth perception back, but she can still focus on two things at once.

>>31333280
Her vision is augmented. . . in all the wrong ways.

>>31333206

>>31333333

>>31333343
No can do.

If Scootaloo was sick, she'd have the Scootaflu

>>31333289
Except, you know.
We've still got guns and there isn't a camera on every street corner.

Also we haven't been invaded by muslims, pakis and indians.

>augmented Derpy