>Our marshal reports
TROOP RECRUITMENT COMPLETE
in several provinces. Our advantage of larger landsize will allow us to reinforce much more quickly than our enemies!

THE SPREAD OF CELESTIAL FAITH
My Queen, our recent exploits against Discord have shaken the faith of heretics in our realm. They now choose to follow you as their one true lord, instead of that false idol.

OPTION A: "It is only right."
One random province converts to Celestial

>Our chancellor reports
NEW AGENTS
are available. We should use them to secure an advantage over our foes. Like by asking for military access.

Sweetie Belle.

AppleBloom is obvious choice.

Gonna have to go with Apple Bloom on this one.

Applebloom is uncouth

Seaty Belt is dumb as a stump

kind of a tough choice

>>31317869
Apple Belle.
They shall combine in an adorable fusion and become the cutest thing ever.

>>31317869
>Scootaloo
>Flying
Delete your thread and kill yourself, faget.

Alright, time for Apple Bloom to bring the daaw!

>>31317905
How long till the tech tree advances and we can get Celestians?

>>31317905

ask for military access with the apples

also what do we gain when a province converts to celestialism?

to whoever was asking for the rest of the series

We need more pictures of bad youtube captions

>>31317906

Shitty Balls best pone

Sweetie Belle has this all nailed down.

>Cracky voice
>Slightly ditzy
>Extremely cute
>Can sing
>Extremely cute

Applebloom confirmed for second place.

>>31317869
Yeah, pull Apllebloom into the air by her hair

Genius

>>31317938
Oh it is your work. Sweet!

>>31317938
reported

>>31317935
Lower revolt risk (the chance for a heretic uprising drops off completely), and higher tax (meaningless, since I removed money from our game for simplicity).

I can't decide which one to pick.
On the one hand, it's the bold, yet rational team leader.
On the other, it's a somewhat ditzy and easily confused lifter of spirits.
I shall let everyone else decide. Whoever posts the most of who they side, I shall vote for!

>>31317938

>>31317958

ah. neat

>>31317922
>You want this cake.gif

By the way, what is her signature apple dish in ep 1? I forget.

>>31317948
>Special talent is singing
>Only CMC whose voice actor can't sing
Good going there, guys.

>>31317938
It's fine don't post more, you might get banned again. I can find it now that I know it's your stuff.

>>31317931
>Goro sides against Sweetie Belle
Oh I'm gonna savor this ass-whuppin.

>* Writing for Season 3 started a month ago.
>* The teams of writers include Meghan McCarthy, Cindy Morrow, M.A. Larson and Dave Polsky (others seem to have left).
>* Rob Renzetti has left (and apparently left shortly after Faust's departure).
>* Season 3 is only slated for 13 episodes (so far).

At least we had one good season.

>>31317905
Hm. Still not nearly enough troops. We'll need at least a couple more turns before we can march on Canterlot without leaving our homelands open to potential Apple treachery, or even a revolt.

Let's ask them for military access and see how that goes. If they are true brothers in Celestialism they will have turned from their past sins and will be ready to support our crusade.

Anything relevant lately?

Apple Bloom is the new Twilight, so Sweetie Belle is the new Apple Bloom.

>>31317989

bout to march against the heretics, bro

>>31317970
and here's the last part

>>31317957
>reported
Not explicit, not porn, not against the rules.
Contrary to what that one guy kept claiming, I didn't get banned because he reported me for posting this, nor for "gore".

>>31317990
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>>31317990
CUTIE MARK ACQUISITION PROGRAM

>>31317970
Rarity should show to rescue Twilight

Cause shes a fashion disaster!

>>31317982
>rob renzetti has left
>13 episodes

>>31317948

Apple Bloom

>>Adorable southern drawl
>>Cutest pout
>>Bow in hair
>>Ah want it NOW!

>>31317982
>Unconfirmed random 4chan post
Yep. I'm worried.

>>31318014
aeiou

>>31317978
I got caught in a mass-ban for pony shit, I didn't post any pictures against the rules.
If another such banwave is forthcoming, then I'll have to sit that one out too, but it won't be due to posting the worksafe entries in some mindbreak series.

>>31318012
Wait why is celestia on the moon...?

>>31317957
retorted

>>31317958
There's also the RP benefit of having a fanatical religion worshipping the God Empress of Ponykind all across the land

http://derpyhoovesnews.com/

>those links
>Equestria Daily
>Rainbow Dash Network
>Equestria Online
>etc...

>those affiliates
>Celestia Radio
>Brony.org
>BronyComm

wtf u guys doin

>>31318035
This is all from a chat with Tara Strong over on >Reddit

>>31317981

Shouldn't you be drawing fan art of your heretical demon spawn?

Tracing over Apple Bloom, I might add?

>>31318012
go blog about it

>>31318035
http://derpyhoovesnews.com/

>>31318024
While that is tough to beat...

>Dumb fabric

Game. Set. Match.

>>31318054
>Wait why is celestia on the moon...?
In the first picture in the series Discord mentions it, presumably having banished her himself.

>>31318054
because JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN

>>31317982
>* The teams of writers include Meghan McCarthy, Cindy Morrow, M.A. Larson and Dave Polsky (others seem to have left).
>* Rob Renzetti has left (and apparently left shortly after Faust's departure).
>* Season 3 is only slated for 13 episodes (so far).
No sources for that but dear god I hope they are wrong.
I'm actually scared

>>31318079
>go blog about it
Hey man, get that chip off your shoulder. He specifically requested it.

>>31318112
http://derpyhoovesnews.com/

confirmed

>implying you wouldnt kill for an AppleBloom made of pipe cleaners.

MLP links plz wanna watch the latest episode.

>>31318079

>>31318021
isnt he the editor?
i can see this becoming like spongebob

>>31318074
Links nigger, we need LINKS.

>>31317983
>A herald from Appleon reports
CHANGE IN GOVERNMENT
Their ruler, Queen Smith II von Apple has wisely instituted an
ABSOLUTE MONARCHY

>A herald from Appleon reports our
REQUEST FOR MILITARY ACCESS
has wisely been
ACCEPTED
Now we need not waste our time on such unworthy foes!

>Our marshal reports
HERETIC REVOLT
in
MANEHATTAN
Heretics are a type of revolutionary that typically have some crazy branch of the state religion, or an outright heretical religion. If allowed to control provinces, they might force them to convert to another faith...

>>31318093

Apple Bloom is so awesome, Sweetie Belle WISHES she could be Applejack's sister.

I don't see Apple Bloom wanting to be Rarity's sister.

>>ONE DAY!

And, again, cutest pout.

http://derpyhoovesnews.com/

Dear MLP general, I think I am becoming enamored with Rainbow Dash.

My question: Is there a cure?

>>31318126
>>31318126
>>31318126
>>31318126
>>31318126
>source: Reddit

That don't cut it

>>31318127
Or an Applejack made out of cheetos

>>>31318081
>Rob Renzetti has left
SHIT SHITSHITSHTISTHISHTSIDTHISH FUCKKKKKKKKKK

>>31318127
I told her I was interested in some ponies and I never heard from her again.

We're fucked.

>>31318152
nah

accept the whyboners for what they are

>>31318152
Embrace the Dash

>>31318093
>>31318148
inb4 there's a 4th CMC

>>31318147
>>31318147
>>31318147
Forgot my updated map!

>Applebloom thread

I am totally fine with this.

>>31318152
Yes

SMILE SMILE SMILE!

>>31318177

I WISH I could embrace dash...

>>31318152
no. Dash is the worst pony.

nobody post pictures of her.

>>31318126
Yeah that thread doesn't mention anything other then the pic so...

>>31317982
>show reaches surprising levels of popularity
>quick, everyone leave

>>31318152
Yes there is.

>>31318182
Bastards. Move available forces to cut them down. We can't let that fester while we're off on a campaign.

Show them the justice of the Sun.

>>31318182

move troops from EE to CC?

>>31318198
Ponies are WAY too mainstream now

>>31318201

that's not a cure at all!

>Rob Ricearoni has left
I have no idea who he is

>>31318198
Hasbro hates money almost as much as they hate quality.

>>31318112
>They bring in some industry heavy hitter writers like Joe Murray's crew
>Storyboard editors are Frank Miller and Albert Einstein
>God takes charge as executive producer
I don't know, it could go over pretty well.

>>31318187
>You will never have Rainbow Dash rub your face in that you lost a race against her... again

>>31318126
Post chatlogs and IPs or it didn't happen.

>>31318152

As long as this doesn't give you a boner.

if your best friend got a job at hasbro, would he be your "Has-Bro"?

>>31318224
WHAT THE FUCK DID I SAY ABOUT BEING THE THE COUCH!?!?

>>31318226
>he doesn't know who Rob Renzetti is

I swear. This website sometimes...

You guys looked at the source right?

Everything BUT the Season 3 confirmation is complete hearsay

Also Plaster is retarded

>>31318234
she could rub her feet in my face after I lost a race with her if she wanted to

>>31318234
>racing against rainbow dash

what kind of crazy would you even have to be

>>31318226
Get educated you nigger
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rob_Renzetti

>>31318224
Sure it is.

>>31318257
THIS
Seriously no sources for the other things so fuck them

>>31318231
There seems to some wort of rip in space time, concentrated withing the vicinity of Applebloom's butt.

We're going to need a team for this one.

>>31318258
I would rub her feet after a race....

>>31318237
By the way...

Applebloom IS cute. I cannot deny that.

Sweetie Belle, though.

>>31318278

no, dammit! that's just trading one waifu for another!

>>31318288

Appleblooms butt?

I volunteer!

well if rob left who is in charge then

>>31318257
Even if all that news were true.

>my favorite writers
>Jayson seems to have things under control anyway
>if they're not definitely saying it's only 13 there'll probably be more.

>>31318273
No opinion yet, I've only seen seasons 1, 2, 3, 5, and 6.

>>31318273
>>>/tv/

>>31318268
>Created My Life as a Teenage Robot
That show sucked.
Why are you guys panicking?

>>31318293

I'd give her a nice wing massage

>>31318293
I dont think rubbing hooves does anything....

>>31318288

>>31318215
Done, plus new recruits, but we're now at soldier cap. Also...

>Our marshal reports that Appleon (pronounced AP-LEE-ON. Think Albion.) has
DECLARED WAR
on
Diamond Dogs
They cite "Tribal Conquest" as their casus belli!

>>31318237
IT KINDA DOES.

Howdy gang. Anything exciting happen today?

I'm'a be posting a new story in a bit if anyone cares.

>>31318233
Better hurry up with any art you have left, though, while it's still relevant to something good.

>>31318294
What if someone combined the assets of both Applebloom and Sweetie Belle into one, weapons-grade cute thing?
Would you call it Sweetie Bloom, or Apple Belle?

>>31317982
So. As bad as, better than, or worse than post-Genndy Dexter's Laboratory?

ALL PONIES ARE NOW MALE
WHAT DO

>>31318264
Applejack crazy, that's what.

Or Applejack silly.

>>31318296
You'd stop being enamored with RD, right?

>>31318201
>>31318224
>recommend Fluttershy as a cure

So basically you are giving me methadone to get me off heroine. Thanks jerks.

>>31318327
What's it about?

>>31318316
Bitch I will cut you.

>>31318344

Applejack gets a pass because she's Applejack

>>31318273
They should bring back Sally Sparrow as a companion.

>>31318341
gay sex.

>>31318294

I'd be lying if I said Sweetie Belle doesn't give me a heart attack and insulin shock every time she says something.

Apple Bloom though.

Besides, the thread has spoken!

>>31318327
>Writing for Season 3 started a month ago.
>The teams of writers include Meghan McCarthy, Cindy Morrow, M.A. Larson and Dave Polsky (others seem to have left).
>Rob Renzetti has left (and apparently left shortly after Faust's departure).
>Season 3 is only slated for 13 episodes (so far).
First is confirmed
The last three are probably bullshit as no sources but we still worry.
Well I do

>>31318335
HNNNNG

>>31318297
Sorry, but we already have a crew for this expedition.

Sweetie and Scootaloo are going in at dawn.

>>31318362
Heres the gif

>>31318354
suboxone works

kind of

>>31318327
>anything exciting happen
>MLPG

NTSTS, I'm not sure you quite have the gist of this place yet.

>>31318353

not really

they're both appealing in their own ways

>>31318329
That's like combining Tess and Rose
And I thought we would never do something that retarded.

>been drawing random shots of the Wizard and ponies
>each subsequent Wizard picture is more and more evil
God, at this rate it's gonna turn into a Goku and Vegeta friendship with him and Twilight. With him as Vegeta.

>>31318316
>My Life as a Teenage Robot Sucked
yeah, no

>>31318362
I assume you are referring to bread.
As in you will cut me a nice piece of bread.
I still don't see all the panic over Rob Rigatoni leaving though.

>>31318372
Well, that's certainly news. the last one worries me the most... do we have a source for any of this?

>>31318359
ponies

>>31318329
Sweetie Bloom sounds more weapony

>>31318402
rose would simply consume tess, as she is the superior (and the only worthwhile) drawfag

>>31318327
Yes sir. You best be dropping links soon, bro; I gotta read the shit out of it.
>>31318371
...

...

Okay. Applebloom is best CMC for one day.

ONE DAY.

>>31318410
imo opinion, it was about as good as danny phantom
Meh

>>31318374
>Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo are shrunk down in a spaceship to fly around Applebloom's butt. This is the stupidest thing I have ever typed

>>31318327
We went through the GRANDEST OF GRAND CAMPAIGNS TO UNITE EQUESTRIA

Though we started out controlling only three provinces, we are now the...

Wait, we only control six provinces? And that giant green mass controls almost everything else? Fuck!

>>31318433

Victory for Apple Bloom!

when will Dash eat all of the Starscreams?

>>31318079
you got a stick up your ass?

>>31318417
Reddit
That means no

>>31318423
She hates it when people say things like that.

>>31318433
Applebloom is best filly but Sweetie Belle is best CMC if that makes any sense.

>31318353

Addendum: Fluttershy is not working.

>>31318423
But Tess is Tess. What if they became a homogeneous mixture of talent? What things could they produce?

>>31318453
shut up rose

>>31318423
Has Tess been around the past few days? I kind of miss seeing new art from him.

>>31318410
It was alright, but not that great. I totally forgot about it until pony general started mentioning it, even now I can't really remember much about it other than robot waifu

>>31318329
Oh and we're just going to throw Scootaloo in the waste bin, like the extra legos you have after you built the space ship?

JERKS

>go to wikipedia page to see if the have any of this info with other sources
>see this

>>31318322
Reinforce the battle with the troops in Celestial City, mop this thing up as soon as we can. We'll need to march on Canterlot before they can rebuild their armies.

>>31318453
Who cares what other people think.

>>31318443
I still refuse to acknowledge that
Sweetie is the best and you can't do anything to convince me otherwise

>>31318480
i never knew seth's last name was scootaloo

>>31318474
I think he ran off after realizing he is inferior to you in every way imaginable

>>31318480
welcome to last week

New story, about everyone's favorite okay not really slow-going colt.

I was listening to an NPR show about Middle School dynamics and the idea popped into my head - the formative years between adolescence proper and childhood are difficult, but there's something delightfully unique about them - a mix of too much reality and too much fantasy all in one. Life can be very complicated, and very simple at the same time.

So, I wrote a story about it. Snails in the midst of growing up.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Qu9xHuEsV7sNbg1vq7h2brQgHtGcotb_MER4idi6Nc0/edit?hl=en_US

Much cuter and plainer than my normal stuff, hopefully not completely pointless. Also rather short.

>>31318460

correction >>31318354

>>31318480
NOPE

>>31318374

This picture would disagree.

>>31318437

>flatulastic voyage

>>31318492
Yes Sweetie, I like apple pie to. You go lay down.

Oooohhh boy... my head is killing me, time to hit the bed.

Goodnight guys.

Also AppleBloom wins awwyeah!!

>>31318513
How about Applejack goes with them? Adult supervision and whatnot.

>let's shit on all the drawfriends again

Seriously fuck you guys.

>>31318513
Bring it on.

>>31318513
>Tickling
>With hooves

>>31318480
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Equestria_Daily

>>31318507
>Snails
I'll pass

Well I Tess more.
Rose is still second favorite

>>31318459
Sweetie Belle is best CMC. I would play a guitar while she sang something.

Then we'd throw rocks at those slimy green fuckers that always grab my dick when I'm trying to go for a swim out at the lake. God I fucking hate them pricks.

>>31318541
We wouldn't shit on them if they produced anything other than shit

>>31318530
who the hell are you?

>>31318480

THOSE. FUCKING. EYEBROWS.

>you will never become popular enough to be invited to brony conventions as a special guest

>>31318501
That answer's...rather depressing.
Thank you a bit, though. I don't think he derserves that treatment, though.

>>31318487
You deal with the threat, reinforce, and move out your troops. Through an extraordinary pattern of luck (or possibly misfortune?) you roll no events for the next few turns, and no notifications occur, so we're moving ahead quite a bit.

You don't see any Appleon forces as you march through their lands... looking at the map, that is unsurprising to you, given what's happening in the Diamond Dog lands.

>>31318539
Applejack: Captain/leader/chaperon

Sweetie Belle: Science officer

Scootaloo: Pilot

>>31318480
yes anon. that's the supervising director of the show sitting next to a guy who used to RP dragon sex on /tg/

In a 2-parter episode of MLPFiM, the main 6 get kidnapped by something evil. 6 background and/or side characters go on an adventure and save them. They also use the elements of harmony to defeat the evil thing. Who are those 6 background ponies?

>>31318570

i agree

>>31318442
I would have helped making a better empire, but I've been busy reading the EU3 wiki page.
sweet jesus the learning curve looks like its halfway between Civ and dwarf fortress... I dont need another brick wall to break myself against

>>31318444
DON'T GIVE HER IDEAS!

>>31318562
I want to die...

>>31318593
Have the color version dude

>>31318575
what about EYEBROWS?

>>31318588
Zecora, Little Strongheart, Derpy, Carrot Top, Cheerilee, and Big Mac

>>31318579
Take heart rose, you have defeated tess in the ring of honor. You should feel proud! Although that fool never stood a chance against your might, a victory is a victory.

>>31318562
>seth goes to community college and actually lives in his parent's basement

oh god that's great

>>31318571
>mfw I can't swim in lakes any more after I swam in a lake full of leeches

fuck lakes

>>31318584
>Sweetie Belle
>Science Officer
"This smells like white blood cells."
"It TASTES like it too!"

>people still paying attention to EqD and the rest of the fandom
It's easier on everyone involved if you just ignore it

Its 2 15 am

I need to get up early for a job interview

But I CANT STOP POSTING PONIES

My little pony, I wish I could quit you

>>31318542
Time to flood the world with Sweetie Belle!

>>31318578
We'll have our own brony convention, anon. Just us anons. And we can ALL be the special guests :3

>>31318541
>Drawfriends

This would imply that I actually care about them as human beings, which I do not. They are an ends to a means, and nothing else.

>>31318442
WAIT!!!
We may be losing you guys, but GOD EMPRESS OF PONYKIND!

>>31318578
>feels good

>>31318584
>Scootaloo in charge of flying
Well I hope they enjoy never getting off the ground.

>>31318626
ANON POWER!

REVEAL... DEAFDEFILER!

>>31318480
He's taking my eyebrows! Someone stop that man!

>>31318633
>He works at Blockbuster video

Drawfags who can't take the heat need to get out of the kitchen.

If they want cock sucking 24/7 for their art, go to FA, Ponychan, Reddit, etc.

>>31318542
>>31318490

Give it up, guys. Apple Bloom is cutest filly now!

>>31318646

>>31318580
Well. That's not ominous, or anything.

Does anyone else want to chime in and help me advise? I'm not sure I'm qualified to hold the fate of Equestria in my hands alone.

>>31318635
"Oh no, we lost Sweettie!"

"No I'm not, I'm right here, next to the white blood cell!"

"We cant find you, you're blending in with them perfectly!"

>>31318661
>Cutest filly
>Not Scootaloo
Whatever you say.

>>31318674
Preposterous! Who told you these filthy lies?!

>>31318588
Loyalty: Doctor Whooves
Kindness: ???
Generosity: Vinyl Scratch
Laughter: ???
Honesty: Big Mac
Magic:Trixie

>>31318661
Bitch please
Sweetie is far to superior to even be threatened by AB

>>31318658
no, fuck you. Assmad little anon peasants don't get what they want drawn, then they cry hamburgers.

>>31318580

What's our war exhaustion look like? Can we afford to back off the war taxes and eat inflation for a couple years? And what do our force reserves look like? Do we have enough warscore to make some small gains and give us time to build industry for the second round?

So, does liking ponies make me a furry?

miss me yet?

Sweetie Belle is best at sneaky-sneaky.

>>31318542
Time to flood the world with Sweetie Belle!
Because Sweetie Belle is the MOST special pony.

>>31318709
yes.

gay too

>>31318691
Oh, someone.

Beginner drawfag here.

I give up. You win.

>>31318709
Yes.

>>31318690
I once played a game of Scootball

Would not recommend it

>>31318702
It appears that you are the one who is mad.
Making me, the victor.

>>31318717
>not having the filename that goes with it

It was clever too!

>>31318678
I have faith in your guidance. Lead our Celestians to glorious victory.
>From the lightning, and the Tempest, Emperess deliver us...

>>31318690

poor little scoots is so under-appreciated

she's pretty adorable, isn't she?

>>31318717
Sweetie makes Free To Play spies look professional

>>31318726
And nothing of value was lost.

>>31318580
Oh, and, launch the assault.

>>31318711
Hey you.
>>31314165

>>31318726
oh no it's not like we don't have a billion shitty drawfags ruining threads all the time anyway

>>31318674

We managed to bring him back from the dead.

>>31318684
That reminded me of this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7yUYDMtsfU

>>31318744
Yes.

>>31318744
Yes she is

>>31318725
N-No! This cannot be!
I'll cut you dead for knowing my shameful secret!

>>31318661
Aw, that's cute.
But not as cute as this.

>>31318751
>>31318765
Rose, take a good look at these people, turn around, and get out of this shitty fandom while you can.

>>31318754

>Marching on a capital with equal forces and unknown terrain conditions

You fool, you foolish fool!

Our troops are in too deep, we have no supply chains through occupied provinces. If they lose this battle they will not reinforce quickly enough to survive. Pray we have a good general.

>>31318776
>>31318775

i knew i wasn't the only one

>>31318750
Seaty Belt is that F2P sniper in the Ghibus who stands behind an impenetrable window firing off shots.

>>31318760
oh
oh god
fucking
fucking shit where's my bayer. WHERE'S MY BAYER
SOMEONE CALL 911
SHIT
I CAN'T
OH GOD

>>31318781
Not nearly as cute as this pic of Scootaloo and her family!

You drawfags need to learn a lesson or two from fucking Glitter Glue.

Grow some fucking thicker skin you queers.

"OH MY MEAN ANONYMOUS ARE INSULTING ME! A BLOO BLOO BLOO A BLOO BLOO BLOO "

>>31318507
mite b cool

Glad I didn't stain the idea by making my own shitty attempt at a Snailsfic a while back.

>>31318797
I'm with you on this one, if it helps.

>>31318781
the cutest sister duo has the least art.

>>31318804
Scootaloo is a pro tier Scout who can take on anything.

>>31318804
With a razorback

>>31318789
>in our attempt to have rose be our only drawfag, we chase her off
no..
NO!

>>31318817

what family?

>>31318797
If Scootaloo wasn't lying, she's be Scootatrue

>>31318817
Low blow.

>>31318812
Yes, I did this on purpose. I think the artist went to sleep or something, though.

>>31318804
>>31318831
>>31318828

>>31318828
But she never gets on the point!

>>31318826
Dude she's not even real. She's a prototype name that got shortened

Seriously you're worse than Duplex Fields

>>31318818
>learn a lesson or two from fucking Glitter Glue.

hehe, that rhymed.

>>31318818
The fuck did I do? I hardly pay attention as it is.

>>31318818
can you really learn things by having sex with weaver?

>>31318858
>Cartoon characters
>DOOD SHEES NAWT REEL
lol no shit.

>>31318854
god damn it

Thats the 1,000th time I've seen that and it still cracks me up

>>31318837
This one!

>>31318844
And if she had a dick, she'd be Futaloo.

>>31318861

I don't know what kind of fucking these people are doing, but if it leads to developing calluses I think they're doing it wrong.

>>31318818
but glitter glue has the biggest persecution complex of anyone here
even me
and that's pretty sizeable

>>31318844
If Scootaloo played TF2, she'd be a Scootajew

>Apple Bloom/Sweetie Belle thread
>nope! Scootaloo

aww yeah

>A herald from Appleon reports that they have
ACCEPTED PEACE
with their former foes
TRIBAL CONFEDERATION OF THE DIAMOND DOGS
under the following peace terms: full annexation was demanded.

>Our ministers report
CONVERSION AT MANEHATTAN
My Queen, we have finally managed to convert the heretics at Manehattan to follow the One True Faith of Celestial.

MILITARY COMPLACENCY
My Queen, our supremely drilled military is, of the opinion of our generals, invincible. Any recent defeats are chalked up to the weather, or the enemy using such unponely things as tactics. As far as our generals are concerned, there is no way to improve on perfection.

OPTION A: "Invincible. I like the sound of it."
Temporary penalty to land research

OPTION B: "I think the truth might upset some people."
-1 stability

>>31318844
If Scootaloo owned a museum, it would be the Scootalouvre.

>>31318896
Scootaloo is always the right choice.

>>31318880
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fmg_OYn6IA

>>31318835
To be honest I wish a lot of drawfags would wise up and realize this cesspool isn't worth their time.

>>31318877
yes
weaver is a portal to the meat dimension
if you fuck weaver you'll be transported to the meat dimension
a dimension entirely of meat

>>31318880
Are those two total strangers carrying her to her family?

>>31318878
Just because they're not real doesn't mean I can't sympathize with their plights, and conflicts, broken dreams and lowered expectations.

>>31318828
The problem with that theory is that the Scout has a mother

>>31318793
Pray? Pray?! Was Celestia's will not sufficient to rescue us from the hordes that descended upon our very heartlands?

Providence and courage alone will defeat Discord. TALLY HO, PONIES!

(but do go ahead and build up our last available regiment, and send one to the frontline to reinforce them, just in case.)

>>31318881
Her favorite color is Scootablue

>>31318899

If our economy can take it, we're small enough to eat the stability hit without too much pain. If it looks dicey we'll just take the research penalty and make it up later with a bitchin' economy (and by murdering all tech rivals).

>>31318877

Talk about transferring information!

>>31318900
If Scootaloo couldn't speak, she would be Mutealoo

>>31318899
Option B. They need to be realistic about their chances when they march to wipe out the Discordians.

>>31318911
I kinda want to see this progress more. Some one in a Twilight costume, in a Scootaloo costume, in a pikachu costume.

And then another costume, etc etc until its like a dozen

>>31318931
Her favourite number is Scootafive

>>31318944
IF SCOOTALOO WAS A FAGGOT SHE'D BE A FAGGOT

If Scootaloo were a nigger, she'd be Scootaroodypoo

NO WAIT FUCK THIS GODDAMIT SHIT BITCH I need some more Sweetie Belle and NTSTS story time.

>>31318914
I wish you would go away the most Anonymous.

>>31318879
This is true in so many ways. Someone redid a slice of Ponyville and AJ's Farm, and fuck dumped 15 minutes worth of mp3's to download, and it included a skin over of Dash and a furry for Scout.

>>31318926
Scootaloo always was, always shall and will always be

>>31318899
You know, this reminds me of /tg/'s Commander quest.

>>31318899
B. That will still leave us with +2 stability, and the Alicorns could be just what we need to ensure our victory.

>>31318930
Recruiting now.

I'd like to interject to say that I thought the phrase "unponely" instead of "unmanly" was intensely amusing, and may, in fact, be my new favorite made up word.

>>31318965
Nope, now is only time for Scootaloo.

If Scootaloo was a fanfiction writer she'd be Nathan

>>31318899
A, all the way. Blessed is the mind too small for doubt.

>>31318962
Fluttershy told Scootaloo that she wants to be a tree. Wanting a cutie mark, she chose to be a Scootayew

>>31318969
well you're SOL, buddy

>>31318965
>more Sweetie
Have her sister too

can we world build for a little while?

i like that. and i think you do too.

here's a little something i put together a few days ago
>Zebra cutie marks grow in size and complexity with age. The zebra's life experiences change the shape and form of the lines as they grow. A zebra's entire life can be read from the lines like a radial storybook
>a zebra dies when all of their mark lines converge again into a second mark, one which summarizes their life in a single symbol

>only zebras whose lines have reached their faces are permitted into positions of leadership, as it shows the experience necessary to lead

If Scootaloo controlled the US economy, she'd be a Scootajew

>>31318931

If Scootaloo was a Great Old One, she would be Scoothulhu.

Scootaloo's favorite A-Team character is Van

>>31318969
>banish Anonymous

Then we'd be Ponychan. I can't help but wonder how much shit is being stirred just by tripfags going anon though.

>>31318969
Then who would suck your cock the hardest?
Anonymous is just tsundere right now~

You gotta get through the tsun for the dere after all.

>>31319005
>make random shit up
>world-building
here i got you something

>>31318965
faceless, how goes the /co/urt?
is anonymous appropriately represented?

>>31319005
>that baby has a big butt

>>31319005
Interesting, but it would mess with the race as a whole having a manner to know when you would die.

>>31319013
If she was angry, she woiuld say Scootafuck you

>>31319024
Yep, one of them is pulling down Glitter Glue's pants.

>>31319015
I have a topical picture for just such a thing.
More Elder Gods in my Ponies, please.

not literally, please

>>31319024

I'M BEING USEFUL.

>>31319005
Interesting, but that means the progression of the mark would indicate their lifespan. Zebras might be wise enough to be able to handle this knowledge, but still.

>>31319044
...Is that chloroform in my pocket? And handcuffs on my hip?

>>31319024
Oh, the /co/urt's actually coming along pretty decent. You probably saw the sketch, ya?

I've got 3 OCs 100% completed. There's 5 Anons in the pic right now, but I'm going to be adding 4-5 more. They'll make up about half of all the characters in the pic, which isn't too bad I hope.

>>31319044
>pimp hat
i like it
actually, the eyes work quite well

>>31319018
man, if I had a trip I can guarantee everyone would hate me
unless I dropped it all the time or something

>>31319041
If Scootaloo was Phyrexian she'd be compleat

I think 'Smile' is going to replace 'Winter Wrap-Up' as my favourite of the show's musical numbers. I can't get the damn song out of my head.

Morning, MLPG, how's business?
Any news?
Anything important happen?

>>31319074
>Phyrexian
Stop combining Scootaloo with all my favorite things. It's pushing her unreasonably high on my favorite pony list.

>>31319077
I fucking know, right?

>>31319078
Unconfirmed rumours hyar;
>>31317982

>>31319059
We really need to get to speak with Tess
He deserves to be in there.

>>31319064
>respected tripfag, relatively speaking
>troll like a motherfucker anonymously

>>31319078

Inb4 5 posts replying about Rob leaving.

>>31319078
>Morning
is 23:33 here, how does it feels to live in the future? AKA Europe

>>31319041

To be honest NTSTS, I kind of want you to write a Herbert West: Re-animator crossover with Pinkie as Herbert.

>>31319077
Mine is still and forever will be At The Gala

If Scootaloo drank tea, she'd have a Scootabrew

>>31319044
Shit, that's saved like a motherfucker.

>>31319044
speaking of that, did roogna die or something? i havnt seen that guy in forever

>>31319097
I knew you had a terrible secret                        

>>31319005
>A zebra's entire life can be read from the lines like a radial storybook

I was thinking more like palmreading (or in this case flankreading ) but I digress.

SHUT UP DINO-FAG.

>>31319064
tripfags are nothing but trolls that wish to become internet celebrities

>>31319078
googly-eyethritis killed off a few trips

>>31319104
I have no idea what you just said.

>>31319092
>Stop combining Scootaloo with all my favorite things
You started it with your picture of a Phyrexian Scootaloo

>>31319119
that's what i was going for as well, sort of.
a mixture of palm reading and tree lines.

>>31319064
I had a trip I migrated from another board. I figured it was pointless to wear it here since I don't even contribute anything and I wasn't one of those cool characters who doesn't have to contribute anything. It's kinda fun being anon. No-one can trace your inane bullshit back to you and judge you on it.

>>31319100
Not very different.

>>31319110
Hey:
>>31319057

>>31319110
NTSTS looks like some wise old sage.

>>31319130

Dammit NTSTS, don't you read Lovecraft?

>>31319044
>don't contribute often
>but when it happens, it's in odd spurts
>ensuring no remembrance
My mission continues to be a success.
>some will call this attention whoring
I simply have no fucks to hand out.

If anyone can get me a cap of this from 19:16 in Lesson Zero I'll give you a free mouthug

>>31319153
oh god why would you post that

>>31319155
not enough, apparently.

i'll get on it

>>31319155

Apparently not.

>>31319160
this is probably a good stance to have

>>31319110
That is not Fluffy that is Trixie.

Oh god...

>>31318059

FYI, the first one is Equestria Gaming.

And you know...gotta deal with possible groups you might not be fond of for advertising.

>>31319160
>Gemstlemen

This has not been going as well as planned. They're almost gone, but you keep throwing freshly-recruited soldiers into the meatgrinder that is Canterlot, the best-defended city in the known world.

THE WEEPING SONG

The war has taken a heavy toll upon the mothers and wives of your nation, and as you pass this ragged old widow where she sits, her face buried deep in her palmed hands, a foal asks: 'Oh Queen, why are all the women weeping?'

Option A: They are all weeping for their men...
-1 Diplomat
-2 War exhaustion

Option B: They are merely crying.
+1 Diplomat
+5 Infamy
+1 Forcelimit

>>31319175
fluffy had a
>STICK A TRIXIE HAT ON IT BITCH
phase for a while there

actually now i feel bad for mentioning the image, since it's sort removed a few wheels from this train of a thread. i'm certain some anons don't much care for trip/name banter

>>31319147
Well, it was one of those pocket stuffer things and a key ring... but I've already started making changes to the other OCs...

I bet they will be soon for like 100% fanon canon.
Someone's got super-rape on the mind, I see.

>>31319170
I save everything I'm exposed to.

Plus, it feels so good to know I'm not the only one who made a mistake making a pony version of myself on that generator.

>>31319166
You mean, like a .gif or just a single cap?

Enjoy the MPlayer screenshot filter's shitty chroma upsampling I guess.

>>31319190
Option A.
Then begin enlisting women to take revenge.

>>31319126
Excuse me, what?

>>31319190
B. We need to keep up the illusion of our forces being invincible.

>>31319210
I tried but the stupid logo got in the way.

Saved!

>>31319200
Nah, it's just been popping up a lot around here.

Like 'every time I post' a lot.

>>31319190

I haven't seen any revolts yet...

Option B, full steam ahead. Those three thousand troops still within our borders will be rerouted to neighboring provinces and begin sieges, let's get some warscore up on that board.

The two thousand en route to Canterlot will mass together in the province of Cattle Plains. Bring them in together and crush the capital.

>>31319160
I really wanted to stuff you in there somewhere, but I don't think you have an OC. Your artwork is inspiring, man. I love that creepy Griffy shit you did; that was fantastical and inspired my fucked up skewer pic.

You are an awesome.

>>31319210
twilight got into spike's stash

actually fuck it
STONE SPIKE, LET'S FINISH OFF THE THREAD WITH IT

>>31319199
fuck that have WESTERN FLUFFY

>>31319233

sounds like a plan to me

>>31319190
A. The court is not numb to the horror of war. We should be honest and open with our citizens in their time of greatest suffering.

Besides I can't imagine what we'd need a diplomat for if we manage to defeat Discord.

>>31319233
>rerouted to neighboring provinces and begin sieges

You know we're only at war with Discordia, right?

>>31319210
A .gif would be above and beyond the call of awesome but thank you for the cap!

SO MUCH