that silly face is the best silly face in the entire show prove me wrong

>>31316029
Oh this is the general? the link in the last thread was a dirty lie.

>>31316060

>>31316029
hurrr

>>31316071

Eggity

>>31316085
Eggity?

I'll be in the back room

You know the unicorn filly that was in the recent sister episode...I thought she was Derpy's daughter? So does that imply Derpy is older than we think and that that other pony is her first child? I'm confused. Who the hell was Derpy's kid paired up with?

I can't play blackjack

Deadity

>>31316126
I like to assume Sparkler is Dinky's adopted 'big sister'.

>>31316137
Can you play hookers?

>>31316156
I can try!

>>31316071
Pinky has the whole, semi troll face, U MAD FOAL?

>>31316126
>Land before Time
Oh hell, it's all coming back to me

Romance Reports is doing weird shit to my libido

>>31316126
>that pic

Dinofag would be pleased.

>>31316060
What do I win?

>>31316126
that was dinky's older half-sister

her mother was killed in a tragic rabbit stampede and her father remarried derpy

>>31316060
It's not in the show.

There, proven wrong. What do I win?

time for a mashup

Manwhorse
Living Dolls
Female Rover

now all combined into a single picture

>>31316197
a swift death

>>31316137

>>31316181
OR IT COULD BE A TERRIBLE MONSTER

I can't stop eating marshmallows because they remind me of pony buttholes.

>>31316126
>You know the unicorn filly that was in the recent sister episode...I thought she was Derpy's daughter?
That's Dinky
>So does that imply Derpy is older than we think and that that other pony is her first child?
No, that other pony just has that disease that makes the body age incredibly fast. Like in that one movie with Robin Williams

>>31315862
I didn't want to anymore, I felt annoying

>>31315837

>>31316179
>AppleBlooms face
>sidemouth

Goddamnit, kloudmutt.

>>31316179
/r/ Jpark edit that kloudmutt did

Amazing how quickly this thread turned to shit.

>>31316226

I've become accustomed to that feel.

>>31316220
Perfect.

>>31316241
Well stop feeling that. You're a contributor, you deserve recognition.

Who the fuck is Sparkler?

>>31316241
Your brain is weird

I used to fall asleep standing up until the end of high school, and then they found out I had sleep apnea

having sleep as a talent fucking blows

>>31316126

>Pony with Dinky is her sister figure
>That means not actually related but very close LIKE sisters

That's my head canon at least.

>>31316241
I'm sorry you feel that way, but it's your prerogative. I still love your pictures.

>>31316269

>>31316220
alternate dialog with tsundere rover

>>31316251
How do I stop liking pony buttholes, Anon?

I barely afford buying marshmallows all the time.

>>31316220
I like it. Draw more of those two.

So do we ask for any alliances?

>>31316286
Nah, I'm continuing here. I need picture slots!

Hello, sweetie.

>>31316220

why do I like this so much

>>31316328

>>31316315

ah yeah, thats a good point

I say we ask for any alliances we can get

and tell them to make some mashmallow and marzipan Ponies

So hey guys

Get this

Fantasia Ponies.

>>31316328
Eh. Close enough, I guess.

Let's see Granny Smith trying to hire Manwhorse's services

>>31316311

re-use marshmallows

Sweetie Belle is so awesome.

I really like her mane.

>>31316374
ok

>>31316269
learn your background characters, sir

>>31316362
Which countries do we ask? We only have two diplomats to send.

Detrot: Maybe
Stalliongrad: Maybe
Apple Empire: Very Unlikely

Others are impossible.

>>31316307
Wait, what? Who the hell is this mare? Okay I gotta re watch that episode, Dink's adoptive sister is a reskin of rarity?

>>31316389
Is she the purple one?

>>31316415

>>31316315
apple empire
shoot for the stars

>>31316356
sauce?

>>31316415
see
>>31316391
Also this >>31316307 is the G1 pony Rarity was based on, i think

>>31316126
>Applebloom as then brutally murdered by her father

>>31316315

apple better get unstable as fuck if they declare war on us

>>31316328
Okay, so we have Doctor Whooves, River Song, and Colgate AKA Romana. Are there any others with hourglass cutie marks?

>>31316421
She's kinda purple.

Like a grape.

But only kind of on her hair and that's it.

>>31316391

>Lyra
>not Heartstrings

Best update dat shit.

>>31316462

who the fuck calls her heartstrings?

>>31316460
She ate her grapes and apples to become poni

>>31316471
The few who do, call her 'Lyra Heartstrings'.

>>31316471

Hasbro.

>>31316384
The only way to do that is to eat them when I poop them out.

>>31316462
I still wanna keep calling her "Lyra Heartstrings" even if it does sound almost like a porn star name.

>>31316462
>>31316471
I call her Lyra Heartstrings

>>31316437
My Queen, our heralds bring grave news to your court from the
APPLE EMPIRE
They have rejected our
MILITARY ALLIANCE
proposal.

>>31316456
That military is red because it is an enemy military. Hence someone who has already declared war on us.

That is the Discordian army.

>>31316471
HASBROOOOOO

the /co/ is on fire
and there's no mods at the wheel
and the general is all muddied with a thousand lonely tripfags
and the circlejerk starts

the fanbase is corrupt
and we're on so much butthurt
with the new episode on and reaction macros drawn

we're trapped in the belly of this horrible show
and the show is bleeding to death

the number of cute pony posts has fallen down
and the tripfags are all leering
and the marker is dead and the top of the threads

it went like this:

the drawfags tumbled in on themselves
desperately clutching their line art
and posting pony vectors

the contributions were beautiful on fire
cute pastel ponies stretching upwards
haters spamming with their white hot rage

i said, "pony should pony pony, these truly are the last days"

they deleted the thread
and we fell into it
like a daydream
or a fever

we woke up one morning and sunk further into depravity
for sure it's the valley of fanbase progression

i open up my pony folder
and it's full of shame

>>31316460
>She's kinda purple. Like a grape.

Why did I laugh so hard.

>>31316460
She gets teary eyed alot. It makes me sad

Drinking coffee and eating peanuts at midnight.

Need to draw a Wizard and ponies. Tell me what happens.

>>31316511
Magical explosions of might and magic

>>31316497

oh. gotcha.

im learning..

>>31316499
>THIS IS MY STOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE.

>>31316391
>Yellow pegasus
>Umbrella cutie mark
>"Showers"


Ewwww

ponies are so FREAKIN AWESOME, still waiting
on a musical,

>>31316462

Nooooo.

>>31316499
>>31316490

seriously?

when did this happen?

>>31316500
Why would you put effort into something like this?

>>31316482
I wish I had ap- wait...
I wish I had grap-

Shit, what am I doing not eating all these apples and grapes? I also got banana.

>>31316500
Next time actually put some effort into it, or don't bother.

>>31316511
Twilight finds out he can talk, and invites him to tea.

>>31316511
Wizard ponies are drawn, your half-asleep mind causes Twilight to begin recalling the names of the wizard(s) in the back of your mind.

Then you post on /co/ about it.

>>31316546
>>31316553
Effortmind

>>31316500
Dead Flag Blues.

Harsh man.

>>31316502
sometimes she things on the internet about her and other ponies and it breaks her little heart

>>31316500
>the dead flag blues

oh fuck that was awesome live

>>31316541
Blind pony toy grab bag with cards that listed pony names and personal traits

>>31316541

New toys sold randomly in bag.

Ya don't know what pony you get until you open it.

One is Lyra, but with the officialname 'Heartstrings.'

>>31316500

What song is that parodying anyway?

Is there any difference between being a slut and being a sexually empowered female?

>>31316533
Homestuck is also good, I too hope it gets a musical

>>31316540
Do you think Shrimp Baby would get along with Snips?

>>31316575
>Big Mac
>is very gentle.

So can I spend money on these yet?

>>31316575
>>31316578

oh, lame.

>>31316591
Money

It's like the difference between being eccentric and being crazy.

>>31316500
YOU CUT DEEP ANON, YOU CUT DEEP

>>31316591
Sexually empowered female doesn't fuck everything that moves.

>>31316541

>>31316571
>>31316502
I always thought she got terribly confused.

I think it's amazing that she can fucking type.

95% of all fanfiction is complete shit. However, 5% are actually worth reading. I'm here to give you every single one that I enjoy reading.

Mines Of Dragon Mountain
My Little Time Lord
On A Cross And Arrow
Pony PoV
Substitute Harmony
The Best Night Ever
The Vinyl Scratch Tapes
Through The Eyes Of Another Pony
Timelords And Terror

And that's all of them.

>>31316590
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVekJTmtwqM

>>31316620
Sluts don't fuck everything in sight either.

>>31316624

>>31316629
But those sucked shit. Anon you have terrible taste

No.

>>31316626
well thats more of a physical condition then a mental one

Have you ever tried typing with hooves?

>>31316629
>No 'Dangerous Business'

I'm kinda disappointed in you, man. I know it's long, but really.

>>31316522
Battle royale or putting Trixie in her place?
>>31316559
>his height causes him to act like Gandalf in the Shire
>hilarity insues
>>31316562
I guess my insanity has finally gotten me.

>Our Statesman reports
THE END OF THE PLAGUE
Our national forcelimits back to normal.

Well... I won't lie to you, guys. Things are looking grim.

Do we have last words for our last stand?

>>31316591
"slut" is only a derogatory term fabricated by males to keep women down and make them ashamed of their own natural desires. Men are like snakes, they know they're weak, slimy and useless so they'll use whatever false tricks they can to try to bend everything to their will.

>>31316390
Holy shit.

>>31316657
Battle Royale fella

>>31316644

What? That's the definition of a slut.

>>31316665

holy shit!

guys, its faust!

>>31316654
Sweetie had a really lazy plan to run away from home.jpeg

>>31316656

>>31316665
Snakes aren't slimy or weak you dumb bitch.

>>31316603

What if Fluttershy took care of shrimp baby? I bet it would be cute as fuck. SOMEONE SHOULD DRAW THIS.

>>31316656
Never heard of it. What's it about?

>>31316680
Quick, tell her people are making porn of her pony!

>>31316665
Makes sense.

>>31316665
that isn't like a snake at all

>>31316665
Your a smelly pirate hooker!

>>31316701
That's a good point. Snakes are, in fact, almost entirely muscle.

That being said, some snakes are slimy, like river boas, or other aquatic snakes.

Uh, what exactly is going on MLPG?

>>31316629
No "Rarity's Generous Plan"? That one always makes me smile when I feel down.

have you guys ever woken up and pony

>>31316408
Stalliongrad

>>31316719
One of Jetfire's things. Really, REALLY long, but worth the read.

The blurb:
When an accident leaves Twilight Sparkle seriously ill, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, and Rarity must undertake a perilous journey to find her a cure. What adventures await them beyond Equestria's borders?

>>31316701

Some snakes are slimy, bro. They secret mucus.

>>31316738
Alright, this made me laugh.

>>31316742
GRAND STRATEGY.

Though things are nearing the end. Almost all of modern-day Equestria is unified. Unfortunately... most of it isn't under us, the players...

>>31316705
I'll try and request it sometime if nobody catches it here

>>31316591

Oh god what happened to Rarities leg?

>>31316742
Exploring a rift and an abandoned mine shaft. Thinking about my life. Regrets and how I don't feel them. Trying to figure out what I'm good at.

>>31316750
>>31316739
True.

Some MLP fans are Bronies.

>>31316747
I never watch ponies until an hour after waking up. Doing so before an hour makes your brain factor in weird shit, AKA tolerance to rule 34.

>>31316458
There is a Fifth Doctor at the Gala.

>>31316719
>>31316749
It's a Dangerous Business, Going Out Your Door – A LotR themed saga, Twilight is in need of a rare plant beyond the borders of Equestria, and Rarity, Rainbow Dash and Applejack set forth on a quest to get it:
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/04/its-dangerous-business-going-out-your.html

>>31316743
Fuck you too, chief.

>>31316748
They rejected it too, tough luck. I even gave it 50% odds on that one, but nope.

>>31316749
>Worldbuilding
This could be interesting.
>>31316743
Again, what's it about?

>>31316755
It's so hot...milk was a bad choice!

I'm miserable ponyville!

Would you touch pony's exposed spinal column?

>>31316778
Unfortunately, that is correct.

>>31316659

more soldiers! more!

we might be able to chip away at that army before it takes all of our land

>>31316772
It was broken so that she could never escape her rapist, who threw her body on that bed.

>>31316806
Rape.

>>31316591
>>31316772
oh jesus oh god

>>31316806
Rape.

>>31316806
That one's about Rarity setting up all of her friends to get raped.

It's not good.

>>31316755
>Crying Sweetie makes him laugh

b-b-but....why

>>31316832
>It's not good.
Well that's a matter of opinion. It's certainly better than most fanfiction.

>>31316806
It most certainly is, only fanfic that I've read that can really make you think twice about things after you read it.

>>31316772
Oh gof what happened to Fluttershy's face!?

>>31316629
You're missing the best >fanfiction
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1i3A5xKC5JaVnWILHNDCfJ-inD9CwJAH_dYFdrEvVrVU/edit?hl=en_US

>>31316806
Oh, btw. There's an updated version of Dangerous Business that fixes a few grammatical/spelling/etc errors. I'll try to dig it up real quick

>>31316836

Seriously, whats with the CMC doing that...motion?

Applebloom did it, Sweetie Belle did it...

>>31316836
Because nobody loves you Sweetie

>>31316865
>Applebloom
Nope.

>>31316742
"Everything is a okay controll...wait, I'm re entering the atmos- reel me back in reel me back in Rarity...AAAAAAAAAAH it burns AAAAAAAAAAHHhhhhhhuuuuuugh-" *keersssssk*

+++Transmission Lost+++

>>31316865
They're emulating their leader

>>31316859
I have no problem with someone redoing their own work, there is always room to improve on something you've made.

>>31316858
>>31316759

wheres are elite force of diehard unicorn zealots?

>>31316659
Luna's untimely death is the kind of horror and tragedy we can expect under the rule of chaos and Dischord. Celestia's will alone can bring us through our direst hour. We must perservere, we must win, for friendship, for Equestria, FOR WIN CONDITIONS

>>31316816
THE UNICORNS ARRIVE
My Queen, the Discordians are advancing towards the Celestial City. Most of the nobles won't comit to the fight, but the word has spread.

The Unicorns are coming down on their own to join us. They come in droves of hundreds... and thousands!

Option A: We are ready for war!
Gain 2 regiments in Northern Everfree.
Gain 2 regiments in Gallopfry.
Gain 2 regiments in Eastern Everfree.
Gain 2 regiments in Celestial City.
Gain 2 regiments in Manehattan.

>>31316743
This one always makes me feel happy.

No matter how shitty my day was, all I have to think about is Rainbow Dash's larynx being stretched and broken by a baseball bat sized cock, and I feel better.

>>31316865

When did AB do it?

And Sweetie was just copying Scootaloo's "thinking" walk.

>>31316675
>no rules magic fight
>Twilight uses all the spells she's read up on from the royal library
>The Wizard uses depraved and evil magic just to fuck with her
Raise a couple of skeletons to aide himself. But since the only skeletons available are ponies...

>>31316874
Not ever you, big sister?

>>31316847
No, it is not. Horrible characterization of all ponies involved, stupid plot, pathetic writing. The entire thing was written for perverted neckbeards to jack off to in the first place, so awful quality is to be expected.

>>31316882
Those space adventures really didn't last long

>>31316896
This map is based off of a map of the world that MLP exists in I did not make.

Zebras live on a different continent.

>>31316858
Wait, did Celestia actually die in the Grand Strategy?

I thought it was just Luna?

>>31316936
Just Luna died, thus far.

So Glitter Glue
How long are you going to pretend that Zebra actually isn't your wish fulfillment?

You're trying to ease us in with funny comics about him fucking all the ponies so that we all don't turn on you at the big reveal.

>>31316923
There is different kinds of good, because people are so different from one another.

It's really insane thinking about this, really.

>>31316903
>Rainbow Dash's larynx being stretched and broken by a baseball bat sized cock

>>31316924
It ended like the Magic School Bus episode where they learned about the solar system.

Except Sweetie didnt know there was no air in space

>>31316892
Um... Who said you did?

Anyway, dig unsuccessful. Just going to upload my copy.

>>31316906

When she was whining about not getting her cutie mark back in 'Call of the Cutie'.

...Pretty sure, anyway.

>>31316950
Big reveal of what, exactly? He's a furry. He can't admit anything worse.

>>31316903
can I get a link to that fic ?

>>31316959
And took her helmet off in anger on Pluto and froze to death?

christ why does no one post images anymore?

Who do you think episode 10 will focus on?

I'm thinking Fluttershy.

...Or was it Scootaloo...

>>31316978
Because images are too manestream.

>>31316591
A sexually-empowered female is a woman who feels secure in pursuing and enjoying sex, while exercising an appropriate level of discretion in selecting partners to pursue.

A slut'll just put out the second you ask her.

>>31316959

>Cousin is a pack rat collecting shit from space
>Kill yourself, yeah that'll show her!

>>31316923
That shitty cop-out ending still pisses me off.

"Oh no, we're all being raped, rape is illegal and no body wants it"
"we're setting flyers in town for people to come rape you rarity, rape is not illegal nor frowned on by anyone any more"

Images today
images tomorrow
images forever

>>31316924

New Topic: Sweetie Belle.
Marshmallowy Pony or the Marshmallowiest Pony?

>>31316960
>>31316859
>>31316806

Here we go.
http://www.mediafire.com/?qlhw7x7ciiufed9

>>31316902
Move that shit towards the enemy forces, stat!

>>31316936
My mistake. I corrected it.

>>31316902
YEEEEAAAAAAAH Reinforce Western Whitetail with the Everfree regiments. Relocate the rest to consolidate in Northern Everfree.

>>31316923
>Horrible characterization
I can somewhat agree.
>of all ponies involved
I disagree, but can see where you're coming from.
>stupid plot
I somewhat disagree, though in context it's understandable.
>pathetic writing
I couldn't disagree more.

>>31316952
>Different kind of good

That is a bullshit excuse. I understand if you consider it "so bad that it's good", but you better not actually consider this shitstain a legitimately good fiction.

>>31316983
Albrecht II von Oldenburg

>>31316978

fuck iumages

>>31316983
I hope so.
It's gonna be Rainbow Dash though.

>>31316975
i still laugh about that fucking episode

>>31316967
That the Zebra is his "fursona"

>>31316995
Marshmallowiest of course.

>>31316902

sweet, mobilize forces to the conflict.

>>31316990

>My face when THAT BITCH

>>31316999
Thanks.

>>31317012
You know he's already said that straight up, right?

>>31316978
Cuz I didn't have that fantastic fucking image to post up but now I do thanks bro

>>31316950
>How long are you going to pretend that Zebra actually isn't your wish fulfillment?
People said this about Snails, too.
I guess any time you have a guy getting laid in any context whatsoever, it's wish-fulfillment.

>>31316975
>"Uhh, this helmet is hot and stuff. I'm taking it off...."

>"SWEETIE NO!"

>>31316126
half sister, they have the same father

>>31316975
That episode was so stupid.

Space is not cold. It has no real temp due to the vacuum.

>>31317014

And filled with rich, chocolatey fudge.

>>31317012
Weaver already has a pony self-insert, and I would have no problem drawing him fucking the mane cast if I felt like it.

you knmow what's fucking famtasticx?

then one of your pets die as a baby.

>>31317050
>I've been there I know

>>31317028
I love me some derp

>>31317002
>pathetic writing
>I couldn't disagree more.

Go, read something actually good for once. Preferably some of the classics.

>>31316809
Holy shit how long has Slugbox been working for the dark side?

>>31317041
Maybe if you put some effort into some actual character development for your OC I would be less inclined to hate it.

>>31316995
She's a robot, not a marshmellow

>>31316602
:3

>>31316903
I like the way you think!

>Blackjack
>Hookers
>Pony

Might I combine the three?

>>31317075
Um...

>>31317072
>It's awful fanfiction because it's not as well-written as Steinbeck.

>>31316978
There's nothing wrong with allowing a thread to stretch out past the bump limit. The faster the image cap is hit the sooner someone will want to throw up a new thread. I mean chillax broheim.

>>31317057
Thats, among other reasons, is why I havent made a pony OC. I dont want you guys making it do anything inappropriate

>>31317020
>>31317000
Your Whitetail Woods forces are forced to retreat... 2 regiments were lost in the battle.

You regroup at Northern Everfree. With more troops on the horizon, it's going to be a hard fight ahead.

Also:

>A herald from Apple Empire reports that they have
DECLARED WAR
on
FLANKFURT
They cite "Holy War" as their casus belli!

>>31317059
shit sux bro

>>31316602
HS soundtrack is pretty sweet.

I don't even read the comic, but the music is enjoyable.

>>31317093
You know you are going to be swimming in the aftereffects of er sucking that cock, right?

>>31317094
Applejack works the streets in a little black dress?

>>31317092
Aren't you supposed to be dead?

>>31317005
>>31317055

Faceless? Is that you?

>>31317093
What are you doing out there?

>>31317041
>The zebra is Snails in disguise. He learned a spell to get with all the mares in town

>>31317057
Draw Glitter fucking the Zebra manwhore or Snails.

That'll show him.

>>31317072
>Oh sorry sorry sorry; Hope that didn't disturb you too much there. It was the sound of books... pages being turned. So, that's just what I was doing, just reading, uh... books. So not a moron. Anyway, just finished the last one, just now, the hardest one. Machiavelli. Do not know what all the fuss was about - understood it perfectly. Have you read that one?

>>31317110
>make a pony OC
>no one draws porn of it
>slightly disappoint

>>31317124

Or nigger Applejack.

>>31317107
and some people like images

>>31317110
YOUR IMAGINARY AVATAR IS DOING THINGS YOU DON'T WANT IT TO DO AND YOU CAN'T STOP IT

>>31317119
My favourite thing about homestuck is the awesome flash animation things with music at the end of each act.

>>31317110
Nobody would bother unless you made a big deal out of it.

>>31317119
yeah it took me a bit to read through it, but after act
1 it gets much more enjoyable, and yes the music
is sublime

>>31317145
Applejack can't be black. She owns the farm.

>>31317057
Why does the thought me giving someone else permission to draw their selfinsert OC fucking my favorite characters turn me on so much?

>>31317116
I forget how Paradox combat works, if we attack from multiple regions do we get a bonus?

If so swing 2 of the Celestial City regiments to Eastern Everfree and then use them and the rest of the City to support the forces in Northern Everfree.

>>31317104
It's an awful fanfiction because it's an awful fanfiction. It wasn't my intent to compare any fanfics to literature classics, I'm just suggesting you rise your standards a little. You guys seem to eat any garbage RS and people like him seem to throw at you.

>>31317140
First off I like Weaver so I'd be doing it troll others, not him. Second, no it wouldn't. He'd just laugh it off. Third, I don't feel like it.

>>31317174
How would the rest of the ponies react if Applejack bought the farm

>>31317150
God forbid I might draw it pooping on other peoples OC ponies.

Not that I'd ever draw something like that.

Nope.

Not even the slightest temptation to do.

Something like that.

>>31317142
Gee, what an interesting paragraAAAGGGHHHH

>>31317184
>It wasn't my intent to compare any fanfics to literature classics
then the bad writer is, in fact, you.

>>31317178
who drew that?

>>31317123
if her larynx is still destroyed and could lead to her possible death....worth it!

>>31317180
It doesn't work that way in EU3, nor in this game.

You do get the terrain advantage for being in the province before the enemy, though.

>>31317174
>She's the pony of honesty
>She's a hard worker
then again, we've never seen her parents.

>>31317202
I never said I was any good. I am a critical read, however, something you are not.

>>31317214
Uh huh, any excuse to get covered in man cream.

Wednesday blows, why isn't it more Saturday?

>>31317147
>filename

>>31317110
Thank god my Wizard is a human.

>>31317168

Celestia-Twilight motherly love?

>>31317233
>Chinese Twilight

>>31317198
It would hit all of them in pretty much the same way, except for Rarity.

She would put on a sad smile for the rest of the girls and talk about how much they all missed her and such, but she won't let them see the nights spent sobbing in bed.

>>31317220

>Redneck Americans
>Hard working

Pfffffffffft.

>>31317233
>Celestia is felt up by a fat Asian boy

>>31317198
You know now that you mention it that's exactly the kind of thing you would probably do.

>>31317238

Filename thread?

>>31317178
>Brown Rainbow Dash
holy shit this actually works, unlike black Twilight

>>31317249
All you're saying is that AJ isn't a redneck, something I agree with.

>>31317126
woops your right i am supposed to be.

X3 bleehh!

>>31317249
give those motherfuckers some weed, and a pickup truck, and they'll build a city in a week.

>>31317229
>reader

selffix.

>>31317239
>implying that will stop anyone.

>>31317239
That just makes it bestiality when it does happen.

>>31317229
>I am a critical read, however, something you are not.
>You liked something I didn't, because come on, it can't compare with classic literature, so you're not a critical reader.
I bet your farts smell like flowers too.

>>31317147
Wait

Is she trying to cool off?

Cause the fan looks like its set to heat

>>31317273
>>31317274

>>31317219
Hn. In that case just throw everybody available at the main body.

>>31316882
"Come in Major Sweetie, this is ground control!"

*Static*

"Major Sweetie Belle are you all right?..."

*static*


+++Transmission end+++

Major Sweetie Belle of the E.C.M.C.S.M.C. is declared missing in action.

NEVER FORGET.

>>31317261

>>31317280
those are little red ribbons tied to the cage

Also fun fact about rednecks. They are the nicesty people you'll ever meet, so long as you don't piss them off. then they become their trademark asshole selves.


problem is, every little thing sets them off.

>>31317198
just give in and draw pregnant OCs tied up in bathroom stalls and being used as public toilets already.

I mean, sheesh. You make such a big deal out of it.

>>31317249

Applejack is a redneck in the same way that Sandy Cheeks is a redneck.

It's just an accent really

>>31317261
God damn it I've read that file name before but ti still slays me

>>31317296
THE FUCK YOU CAWL ME, BOAH?!

AH'M GETTIN' MAH BEWMSTEECK!

>>31317230
as if! if i wanted that i know a better way!
>>31317136
taco night.....

>>31317291
equestria cutie mark crusaders states marine corps?

>>31317316
That's Maid Celestia, Dr. Freeze.

>>31317256
You got me red handed. Yes, I would draw your OC violently pooping on...

...wait, can't do Nyx anymore. She's oldschool... and canon Luna demolished her like a fetus in a bent clothes hanger fight.

Who would they poop on now?

>>31317302
The difference is that Sandy is a scientist, and AJ thinks wizards look like country singers.

>>31317180
Not sure how it's working here precisely, but no. You do get bonuses for mixed formations in EU3, and there are two phases that combat switches between every so often, a Fire and a Shock phase. Fire's first and starts off weak with terrible multipliers, but gradually becomes the most powerful with the advent of firearms. Shock starts strong but trails off towards the end. Relatively speaking, cavalry gets great shock and weak fire, Infantry gets weak shock and good fire, and Artillery gets no shock and great fire. See where that's going?

There's more to it, but mostly modifiers and such.

>>31317291

You asked for this.

>>31317291
>This is ground control to major tom

>>31317326
indeed

>>31317291
>Nov 09th, 2011
>NEVER FORGET

>>31317333
>Everyone from Texas that isn't a scientist isn't a redneck

And everyone from the North who isn't a scientist is white trash, naturally.

>>31317288

>>31317361
>9/11
>never forget

>>31316126
I think the fanon explanation for now is that Dinky is in a 'Big Sisters' type of program and that pony is her volunteer.

this week needs to get the fuck out of the way

>>31317371
>4/20
>never remember

The main 6 decide to go out to eat.

Applejack suggests a fast food restaurant specializing in apple-based objects
Pinkie Pie suggests they go to a candy shop
Rarity suggests they go to an obscenely expensive French-equivalent restaurant
Rainbow Dash suggests they go to a bar
Twilight suggests a family-type resturaunt owned by someone she knows
Fluttershy suggests a picnic

>>31317371

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bC6NNVwFL0

We have the advantage for now...

It looks like the war between the Apples and Flankfurk was rather one sided.

>>31317338
Again I ask, is this a reference to something besides Sweetiebuse? It seems like it was apart of something

>>31317388

>>31317400
Some anime Gavalanche watches or something

>>31317279

All I am saying is that said rapefic is shitty, it's written badly, has out-of-character ponies and a stupid plot that revolves solely on said ponies getting raped. There is no purpose to it other than fapping. It's literary value is extremely low. It is on par with Cupcakes and Past Sins.

>>31317332
Glitter's Zebra, Rose's sleepy pony, and Madmax's OC all in one.

>>31317391
Don't make Dash out to be a drunkard and scoundrel, you boob.

>>31317323
Equastrian Cutie Mark Crusaders Space Marine Corps

>>31317417
You could just
>fanfiction
And shut up now

>>31317424
I want to see Rose's sleepy pony hiring glitter's zebra.

>>31317398
Uh, that happened on 11/9/01, not 9/11

>>31317399

Our god-queen has not forsaken us!

>>31317426
Pubs are happening social places

Shes no barfly but its a place to meet ponies

>>31317437
>Why we can't have nice things: the 4chan post

>>31317430
love or hate, the CMCs have a great emblem

>>31317431

Indeed, you are right. I'm just surprised people actually defending that waste of text.

>>31317443

thatsthejoke.png

>>31317332

Canon Luna truly is our nation's greatest hero.

>>31317444
Battle Sisters, follow me! We shall march to glorious victory!

>>31317464
what makes it bad excluding your own opinions?

>>31317417
DUDE

BRO

MAN

It's a rape fic written for the sole purpose for people to masturbate over thier favourite characters being mindbroken. The plot is paper thin, the characters are poorly written so as too accommodate the rape fetishism, this is literally not worth talking about at all.

>>31317464
People just like to stir the shit around here, you should know that.

Or they're sick, twisted shells of human beings, but I sleep easier believing the former.

>>31317464
I'm surprised your retarded ass continued bitching about it to the point I had to step in.

Of course I'm fucking right.

>>31317437
They're about to get started

But then she falls asleep. He lays down next to her.

>>31317242
YES

>>31317458
Sexy AJ's hat has turned into a snake monster.jpeg

>>31317424
Pony Centipede?

Is Applebloom going to out-cute Sweetie Belle this Saturday?

Y/N?

>>31317497
So, you were just trolling all along. Thank goodness, I was starting to get worried.

>>31317531
N

>>31317531
Y

>>31317497
Okay... so is it bad or good?

>>31317531
It will be tough but if given enough time in the spotlight away from the other CMC, she will do it!

>>31317531
She's definitely going to out do her in one way

by dieing

>>31317531
I'd have to say not
I wonder what her various cutie marks will be.

>>31317530
...See, this is why you're the drawfag, and I'm not.

If I had talent I wouldn't know what to do with it.

>>31317531
I hope so. I like Applebloom, even though Sweetie Belle is way up there.

>>31317517

Alright!

>>31317489
>>31317444
Let's not feast just yet. The forces of Dischord currently number the same as ours in our lands alone. This fight could go either way.

>>31317464
No matter what, it still comes down to
>opinions
If you don't like something, just ignore it. It makes you look fucking stupid fighting over opinions on fanfiction.

>>31317540
>implying I was taking part in your whining and didn't step in to get you to shut up

Stay classy anon

>>31317564
Sometimes I think I'd prefer that with this guy.

>you will never be as good an artist as seaty belt

>>31317530
Wasnt there already a pic of this with the CMCs?

>>31317568

how many of our neighbors are celestialites?

why aren't they aiding in the slaughter of the heretics?

>A herald from Apple Empire reports the glorious ascension of
A NEW EMPEROR
>From now on, they will be ruled by
EMPERESS SMITH II VON APPLE
Truly it is a glorious day for Apple Empire.

>A herald from Apple Empire reports
PEACE
with their former enemies
FLANKFURT
on the following terms: full annexation was demanded.

>A herald from Apple Empire reports that they have
DEMANDED ANNEXATION
of their former vassal
STALLIONGRAD
to which they
ACCEPTED ANNEXATION

>Our marshal reports
VICTORY
at
NORTHERN EVERFREE
and
WESTERN WHITETAIL
We have finally driven the Discordians from our lands, though at a terrible cost. It is time to rebuild our force, and bring the fight to them.

>My Queen, the burghers demand that you
WIPE DISCORDIA FROM THE MAP
For too long we have been threatened by the heathens in the polis Discordia. It is time to take the fight to them, and defeat our ancient foe!
Rewards:
+100 prestige
Gain core on: All provinces of Pony culture
Gain personal union over Apple Empire

>>31317597
yup

>>31317579
ITS A COLD NIGHT, THEYRE JUST CUDDLING FOR WARMTH SHUT UP

>>31317531

Apple Bloom out-cutes Sweetie Belle wherever she goes.

>>31317565
Sweetie Belle is god tier.

I'm going to pretend I have a picture of Sweetie Belle looking like a god and hope that you pretend that you saw me post a picture of Sweetie Belle looking like a god.

>>31317612
>ITS A COLD NIGHT, THEYRE JUST CUDDLING FOR WARMTH SHUT UP
They're cuddling up because they love each other.
non-sexually

>>31317604
The blasphemers shall meet only with unflinching justice.