in this thread we discuss which tripfag we would most like to rape

it's nice seeing mother and daughter getting along

So all of the ponies have parents, but they live on their own for some reason?

>>31309756
Starscream is in Dash's stomach

Dinky is babysat by Soundwave

unicorns must be very popular roomates

what with the telekinesis and all

COME ON EVERYPONI SMILE SMILE SMILE!

>>31309763
Applejack's parents are Deaaaaaad. Same with Pinkie's.
Until disproven, of course.

>>31309797
Because they're adults and are old enough to live on their own?

>>31309763
Bueno.

>>31309794
>fanon

Ok, so like two threads back someone said they wanted to Spitfire in a Spitfire.

I'm terrible at photoshop

>>31309812
And Raise siblings because.....terrible parents?

>>31309806

>implying a unicorn would be roommates with a non-unicorn

>>31309809
I WILL COME FOR YOU IN THE NIGHT

>>31309794
Oh you,

>>31309832
Did you see Rarity parents?

why Discord will never come back to ponyville

>>31309809

>>31307515

what the thumbnail looked like to me

>>31309809
Yes, smile!

AWW shit

Looks like we got in our new pretender just in time for the war to end...

Look at all those notifications! Make sure you read ALL of them... even that little orange one.

>>31309826
>Gavalanche fanon

>>31309809

>>31309832

I smell a sitcom.

>>31309832

Hey man not all unicorns can be popular and get other unicorn roomies

I am sure there are unicorn jerkasses that other unicorns don't want to room with and get stuck with earthies

>>31309845

>>31309328
Warwolf, this is Magic; the Shark is in the water. Repeat, the Shark is in the water.

>>31309809

When she smiles, ponies vanish in the night FOREVER

>>31309884
's not what I smell.

>>31309884
Well yes, Lyra and Bonbon. Lesbianism is good for the ratings

>>31309862

>>31309809

>>31309890
It's better to live alone than to live with subpony trash like Earth ponies.

>>31309874

recruit more soldiers, retake our disputed lands, then open up trading, if we can

>>31309862

>Average modern day teenager

>>31309907

You gotta throw a guy in there too. Like Three's Company but with ponies.

never sell no crack where you rest at, I don't care if they want an ounce, tell em bounce

>>31309862
By the time Spike is old enough for that phase all his pony friends will be dead

>>31309884
What happens when your average fabulous unicorn has to bunk with a happy go lucky earth pony?

Rob Schinder in: Pony Room Mates

rated pg13

>>31309940
>A dude living with 2 lesbians

I will watch that.
It have to be a pegasus but Soarin is the only fucking male pegasus.

>>31309945
Words to live by.

Thanks Trixie!

>>31309907

So pony sitcoms have token straight guys rather than token gay guys?

So, why haven't the Unicorns genocided the Earthies yet?

in b4 kidsshowlol

>>31309948

>Rob schnider

ew.

>>31309874
AAAAAAW YEAH.

Pegasus units wherever possible, earth pony units everywhere else.

I don't know what an orange A means. Explain.

>>31309983

>>31309972

>>31309972
Yeah but hes oblivious. Always eating and shit

>>31309987
Earthies produce all the food, own all of the land, do all of the important jobs

Unicorns scrape out a living doing parlor tricks, like Trixie -- they have no political power at all.

>>31309983

pony sitcoms have token straight characters in general.

>>31309998
Oblivious of all the hot lesbian sex?

>>31309876
You know you love it

>>31309990
Alliance proposal from Kingdom of Flankfurt.

>>31309972

Well this guy is a ponyville resident as of Luna Eclipsed

>>31310013
Dude, when I have some good pie, you could throw an orgy in front of me and I wouldn't notice.

>>31309987
Someone needs to do the menial work

Like how we use robots in hostile environments

>>31309983

>Will and Grace ponified

>>31310018
Sorry i dont have brain damage.

>>31309972
Also there's that mover with the stubble.

>>31310021

fuckin accept that shit.

why are they proposing it, though?

those bitches are up to something

>>31310021
Take it.

>>31310024
Nice helmet, he is the new guy in the ville and he rent a room in Lyra and Bonbon house.

>>31310026
What a coincidence

Thats the pilot episode!

>>31310021
I knew they'd come around. Look at that mess up in the Sky Republic. Eugh.

Accept with pleasure. What diplomatic options do we have with our new pals the Bluebloods?

Also, what exactly are the differences between the units (earth, pegasus, unicorn)?

>>31310028

IN HOSTILE ENVIROMENTS, WE COULD JUST USE BLIND EYE.

Squeak

Please tell me there is a fanfic somewhere based on pic related.

>>31309987
They tried. It was the first Equestrian Civil War.

It was also very short-lived, being the first time ponies discovered you can't kill an Earth Pony on Equestrian soil.

>>31310156
How's the story coming along?

>>31310007

>those aren't earthy statues

>>31310156
>you can't kill an Earth Pony on Equestrian soil.
That's what Pegasii are for.

>>31309763
can we get some pics of background ponies in here?

>>31310195
oh boy
that horn key nonsense
was the most stupid thing in the show so far

>>31310156
What if you kill one in doors?

>>31310212
They are going to carry al the earth ponies to other country?

>>31310226
Same thing, you are in equestria soil.

Dudes. Pegasi rule the sky. All the telekinetic bullshit in the world isn't going to save you from near-orbital bombardment.

>>31310212
So you think a few thousand Pegasus ponies would be willing or able to carry millions of Earth ponies out of the country? Picking them up and killing them doesn't work; as soon as they touch the ground, they regenerate.

Besides, the Pegasus ponies wouldn't ally with Unicorns; they may be able to fly, but they can't do magic. If there's a class war, they're joining the Earthies.

Doing a drawfriend request out of boredom, full color. I'll pick the suggestion I like best, go go go!

ok let us now deal with a question we have never dealt with before
which pony would you like to sex the most?

>>31310246
ok ok

What if you kill one, but they're like on a bunch, elevated from the ground?

>>31310221
no

>>31310274
RAINBOW DASH

>>31310212

>The Earth ponies wouldn't fuck the pegasi's shit up the moment they tried to even touch them, let alone move them.

>>31310221
sure

>>31310274
Rainbow Dash and AJ meet their r63 counterparts

>>31310156

>can't kill earth ponies on equestrian soil
>attempting to repell an invasion
>as its an invasion, soil is currently contested, and not equestrian
>earth ponies die in droves

>>31310275
ALSO RAINBOW DASH TO THIS TOO

>>31310275

FILL MY HEART UP WITH SUNSHINE SUNSHINE

>>31310275

>>31310310
Thats not how magic works...

>>31310275

>question we have never dealt before

Try again.

>>31310221

Always and forever

>>31310274
Soarin and Spitfire as fillies and they're watching the Wonderbolts together in the crowd of a big show

>>31310275
Twilight, I want to see what she can do with that magic

>>31310277
They touch the ground, they regenerate. If a drop of blood from an earth pony is on Equestrian soil, and they die, their entire soul migrates to that drop and begins rebuilding them from surrounding material.

>>31310310
'Equestrian' refers to the ground in Equestria, infused with magic from the Princesses. If anything, during an invasion they'd be using more power, and that infusion would extend beyond the borders instead of just being maintained.

>>31310274
Colton chasing Daisy playfully in his vineyard

>>31310271

poisoning seems to incapacitate them, lets go all bio warfare on their crops

>>31310324
Sorry, your medical insurance doesnt cover that

>>31310227
No, they're going to kill them mid-air.

Loopholes like that is how prophecies and shit work. See: "No man of woman born"

>>31310310
Unless Equestri surrenders or is defeated, it is still Equestrial territory. Deal with it.

>>31310275

Pipsqueak

>>31310350
twilight is too purple to sex successfully

>>31310368
Ok I see what your saying.

I need to kill them on a tarp/trampoline

>>31310390
DING DING DING
WE HAVE A WINNER!

>>31310368
>Princesses
If the power comes from the Princesses, then surely they'd stop channeling that power for the Ponycaust.

>>31310380
>Kill the in mid-air
>Fall to ground
>Reborn again

They are going to rape them anyway when they try to carry them.

>>31310390
that ass would be so tight, and he'd moan in his little Brit accent while you pounded him

>>31310389
>Equestri
>Equestrial

What the fuck did I just type?

>>31310392
What about Berry? She's not as purple as Twilight right?

>>31310392
>too purple

no such thing

>>31310389

It was ruled by a non pony tyrant before, I see no reason it can't be again!

You can actually kill an earth pony on Equestrian soil, or any soil at all, actually.

It's all a myth that stemmed from an incident where a pony was stabbed in his midsection and the enemy believed he'd pulled out his heart, but the pony got back up and scared them off. Turns out it was just a kidney.

The earth ponies are happy to perpetuate the legend as fact.

>>31310413
>>31310301
>If the Nazis tried to come for the Jews, the Jews would just fight back

>>31310390
>>31310416
He's a foal, you sick fucks!

>>31310416
Are we really talking about this?

>>31310431
now that would be the good sex im sure

>>31310401
Even then, you need to ensure that no part of them touches Equestrian soil until the end of their natural lifespan.

>>31310409
Two possibilities here: They're benevolent, and love all races equally (which is my preference here), or they're not doing it on purpose. It's basically magical fallout from their mere presence.

>>31310447
Warsaw Uprising, bro

>>31310447
>Implying the pegasus are stronger than the earth ponies

>>31310389
Kinda weird how politics and biology mingle here

>>31310462
They're just joking

They gotta be joking

Did we ever decide which pony had the best costume?

>>31310472
>It's basically magical fallout from their mere presence.
>magical fallout
>fallout
The 'F' word should be banned in poni threads. Longer than the bible etc.

>>31310500
Rarity.

>>31310504
Still shorter than the bible by about 200,000 words.

>>31310462
Unfortunately, yes. Come up with another topic and some of us can talk about something else.

>>31310274
Do this:
>>31310349

>>31310500
>your pic

>>31310499
man i would totally sex appleboom
HARD

>>31310500
Carrot top, no doubt.

It is now becoming increasingly obvious who supported the other pretender...

The two claimants settle their disputes by splitting up the land. With your newfound positive prestige, you demand the land in exchange for the support you gave the ex-claimant.

To make matters worse, the Apple Empire (they just shifted government forms) finished peace negotiations with the Sky Republic: full annexation. Considering that the Empire holds the cows as a vassal, they are now the most powerful force in the region.

And... oh dear.

>Our Chancellor reports
POWERPLAY IN THE CURIA!

The Diamond Dogs have now gained control of enough cardinals to become the

DISCORDIAN CONTROLLER

A black day for the church.

>Thus...

>A herald from Flankfurt reports they have been

EXCOMMUNICATED

Other nations can now declare war on them more easily...

>Our marshal reports that the Diamond Dogs have

DECLARED WAR

on

FLANKFURT

They cite "Excommunicated Ruler" as their casus belli!

>Our marshal reports

A CALL TO ARMS!

We have been called to arms by our faithful ally

KINGDOM OF FLANKFURT

As we are allied, we are obligated to go to war alongside them. If we refuse, they will gain a casus belli against us, the alliance will be severed, we will suffer a relations loss, and we will lose prestige.

BULLSHIT, IF YOU WANT TO KILL AN EARTH PONY, YOU NEED AN AC-130. THIS MOTHERFUCKA CAN FUCK 10 TIMES AS MANY PONIS AS YOU EVER WILL, YOU FAT FUCKS. I MEAN, LOOK AT DIS BITCH. 105 MM HOWITZER? HOW YOU GONNA COMPETE WITH THAT FUCKING SCHLONG OF A GUN?

>>31310500
obviously colgate you nigger

>>31310527
I would nibble her sensitive budding teats until she couldn't stand it any more

>>31310376
>as fillies
You realize Soarin' is a colt, right?
>>31310349
I've never done these guys before, I'll give it a try

>>31310500
I liked the Jaws pony.

where the hell is the questing thread?

>>31310500
Shark ass

>>31310500

Dis pone rite hurr nigguh

>>31310462
>>31310499
yep, they are come on i know you two want to tap that tight pipsqueak ass since halloween.

>>31310530
Support the fuck out of Flankfurt, an alliance of the two of us is the only way to withstand annihilation.

>>31310555
>>31310527


Guys come one, what the hell! They're just little foals!

>>31310349
>Soarin' as a filly
Hot.

>>31310556
HAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS

I switched the links, I'm gonna do daisy and colton

I SUMMON YOU GLITTER GLUE, FROM THE VOID
PLEASE ACCEPT THESE GOATS HEARTS AND DRAW FUNNY AND SEXUAL COMICS FOR US!

>>31310615
yay

>>31310539
with a high quality SAM system with a wide range radar net.

>>31310606

>>31310349
>Soarin is eating stadium snacks

Cant kill an earth pony on Equestrian soil?

I say your just not using enough firepower! ALL BATTERIES MAXIMUM OUTPUT!

>>31310530
Uh. Shit. I knew the Apples were getting a bit too pushy but now they're an empire. This is a problem.

Raise as many troops as we can. Priority being pegasus. We're going to support Flankfurt as soon as possible.

>>31310637
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FROM

>>31310615
need a ref of them?d

>>31310595

second.

also is there anything we can do to improve our relations with the apples?

>>31310627
>Glitter Glue
>Funny

Further proof that ponyfags have no taste in good humor.

>>31310653

Tactical Nuke, Incoming! It's all over!

>>31310627

YOU DID THE WRONG SUMMONING SHIT MAN. YOU GOT ME INSTEAD.

>>31310490
>Implying they aren't
You all haven't forgot what Rainbow Dash did in Lesson Zero, have you?

Guys I really want to buy a MLP t-shirt but I don't want to be associated with bronies. How do I accomplish such a feat?

>>31310670
I believe that is Twilight Sparkle from the cartoon My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

>>31310585
Heck no. You're gross

>>31310689
Humor is subjective

>>31310689
But you're a ponyfag...

>>31310706
>Do that shit explosion
>The dont die

Ok what now? I say run to your shitty cloud city.

>>31310670
>he's never played Breath of Fire 3!

>>31310556
>>31310615
Fillies, foals, eh I screwed up my descriptions and...you're doing the other thing anyway....

>>31310670
some hentai called words worth.

ok ok ok

What if we kill the soil it self with years of pollution? Will that kill the earth ponies?

>>31310689
weaver is funny and whybonery, deal with it

>>31310670
It's a spoof of an old hentai fantasy series, Words Worth. There's a horse-headed minion who, in the process of attempting to rape someone, says "Your resistance only makes my penis harder!"

Then he gets schooled by the lead, iirc.

doodle doodle deedle doot
doodle doodle deedle doot
doodle deedle deedle doot
clop clop clop clop
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kwq5VhoU1Yk

>>31310675
You can...

-Grant military access (allow them to send troops through your lands). If they accept, it will raise relations slightly. If they turn us down, it will hurt relations.
-Ask for military access (ask to allow our troops through their lands). If they accept, it will raise relations slightly. If they turn us down, it will hurt relations.
-We can send them a gift (since we don't have money in this game, it consumes 3 diplomats instead). This raises relations significantly, with no failure rate.
-Royal Marriage. If they accept, it will raise relations. If they turn us down, it will hurt relations. If you have a royal marriage, you have improved relations over time as well, so you will CONTINUE to gain relations. It's harder to declare war on places that you have marriages with.

>>31310759

You have to extract the magic from the soil and i dont think that is possible.

>>31310500
Carrot Top and Derpy

>>31310778
Not even with pesticides?

So Rarity's dad is a Earth Pony and her mom is a Unicorn right?

>>31310770
i always hated the chicken dance and song in all its forms.

but...

but. thats just adorable.

>>31310806
Pesticides kill bugs and shit not magic.

>>31310810
That's what Im thinking

>>31309763
This episode made me sad that the whole Sweetie Belle Being Rarity's unwanted child fanfiction is now ruled out...though the color of Rarity's and Sweetie Belle's Mom is close to the proposed color for sweetie belle...my only complaint is that there is more mid western dontcha know ponies.

>>31310759

I'M TELLING YOU, THE EARTH PONIS ARE ROBOTS, MAN. IT'S A BLOODY CONSPIRACY. EVEN MARKOV IS SCARED OF 'EM. SO WHAT WE DO, IS WE GET A BIG FUCKING BOMB. AND WE STUFF THAT BOMB WITH EMPS.

>killing the ones who grow and supply your food
ISHYGDDT

>>31310810
Yup.

>>31310770
>Art and Animation by KinkyTurtle

ugh

>>31310379
need Nurse Pony reaction images I don't have any

>>31310810
Filthy halfbreed

>>31310810
Rarity is indeed halfcast scum.

>>31310842
It seems like unicorns are not that smart after all.

>>31310835
shut up gavalanche.

>>31310513
>>31310525
>>31310529
>>31310541
>>31310563
>>31310569
>>31310579
>>31310500

Good choices but no mention of these two? I am surprised!

>>31310835
>This episode made me sad that the whole Sweetie Belle Being Rarity's unwanted child fanfiction is now ruled out

Faggot detected.

>>31310774
If we have the diplomats I say we send them a gift. We need to focus on war right now anyways and it would definitely help us in the short run to do some butt-kissing to the empire that's about to be looming over our vulnerable little kingdom while our armies are out fighting the Diamond Dogs.

>>31310810
It's where Rarity gets her freakish un-unicorn-like strength from.

>>31310792
Why

>>31310891
inorite?

That episode didn't rule anything out at all.

>>31310888
Quite a coincidende, i was just going to say i love FUS RO DAH pone and Witch CK.

>>31310835
Why do you like Sweetie to be sad?

>>31310835
Stop beating around the bush.
We all know you're just justifying your scat fetish.

>>31310842
Have you even watched Applebuck season?

A unicorn can harvest far, far better than an Earth pony ever could.

They just choose to keep them around because they're all lazy.

>>31310810

No, her dad is a unicorn in a hat. Unicorn horns vanish when wearing hats in the show, see Trixie

Well, you finally dealt with all of the revolutionary-controlled areas in your land, but things don't look good for Flankfurt.

Even more troubling for the future... the Apple Empire has demanded the annexation of their vassals. They accepted.

>>31310919
You miss the las half?

>>31310500
I liked Derpy's Mann Mask costume.

>>31310933
They can harvest but they cant make it grow.

>>31310933

That was Twilight, though. She's crazy powerful. Regular unicorns can only levitate a few objects at once.

>>31310921
Kind want to see Fluttershy going FAS RO DAH

>>31310922
Either he's Gavalanche or he's just an ass.

>>31310933
>implying harvesting crops is the same as growing them
Any starved African child can pick fruit off of trees.

>>31310858
i actually made this one when i first got into ponies

>>31310948
You mean the part were Rarity tries hard to make herself look like a good sister?

>>31310977
If only they had trees

>>31310982
I mean the part when she is a good sister and the part when she is playing in the dirt for her.

>>31310919
I think he's calling the guy a faggot based on being sad that it's ruled out, not saying it's ruled out...

>>31310945

move troops to assist orange?

whats our standing with green, anyway?

>>31311002

Don't try to fight RagingSemi's delusions.

>>31310970
So what your saying is

We should enslave Twilight and use her as farm equipment for a more bountiful harvest!

>>31311002
Yes. In order to look good. Publicly.


Did you even watch the show?

>>31310899
Diplomats sent.

>>31311012
Relations (now that you sent a gift) are +125.

The max is +200, the minimum is -200.

>>31310936
Long as I'm pissing off the anti-KT guy...

>>31311029
Look good? Did you watch the part when she is crying because she miss her?

>>31311032
>sending a diplomat
>not a bomb

I'm rewatching S2E1.

Now that I think about it, it's looking like the CMCs actively released Discord.

>>31310836
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKDHCVJWAww

>>31311032
Excellent. Next we should send our 2 rightmost regiments to support Flankfurt. Keep pumping out troops as much as we can

>>31311071
Yea, Anon

And there was thousands of people watching her on their TV screen. Clearly she only wanted us to think she cared.

T-they s-said that you g-guys hate me and Rarity a-a-nd think shes mean to m-me!

>>31311071
You mean when she realized her opportunity to look good in public? Hell, she cried a lot harder when her fashion show didn't go off well.

Hell, she was even brown nosing it with Princess Celestia in the end.

>>31311029
Yeah there was a part where Rarity came to some conclusion alone in her boutique or something

>>31311029
Why does loving your sister have to have some sort of ulterior motive?

Is it so hard to accept that an older sister can love her younger sister in a cartoon meant for little girls?

>>31310810
Occam's Razor says Rarity's dad is a unicorn.
-- His hat could have easily concealed a horn.
-- So far, all pony couples we've seen have been of the same species.

Given (admittedly weak) evidence saying he is, and none saying he isn't, we should go with the most likely answer

>>31311073
Its a bomb in a nice suit

>>31311026

Nononono... no.

>>31311079

>>31311114
Well, this is Rarity we're talking about.

Besides, I'm not saying this is the only interpretation, I'm only saying it doesn't rule out the fanon.

>>31311115
Occam's razor doesn't apply. Both options work just as well and are equally simple

>>31311060
SPEAR AND MAGIC HELMET!

>>31311101

>>31311115
He was wearing a shirt, too.
He could be a pegasus with his wings covered.

>>31311108
You know she have the same opportunity when she blow Sweetie off the first time she talk about the race? And She was alone when she was crying.

>>31311151
>yfw Rarity's father is an alicorn

He just doesn't like to show off.

>>31311127
Great idea! I'll get the net!

>>31309763
Because it makes me feel better about my own shitty childhood of being locked in a storage room.

>>31311060
>>31311137
Actually, the helmet could work like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAvbdU5NIyw&feature=related

>>31310653
Can't unsee.

>ragingsemi

>>31311029
>Raging Semi

>>31311134
What do you mean, "this is Rarity"? You act like Rarity's a nigger or something

>>31311151

Pegasi wings in the show almost always protrude from clothing, unlike horns with hats. See the winter wrap up vests or the labcoats in cloudsdale.

SHE'S RIGHT

WE ARE APPLE PIE

>>31311211
Both sides look equally stupid

>>31311226

He think his headcanon is showcanon.

>>31311145
Will you give me a hug? *sniff*

>>31311233
See
>>31311175

>>31311134
But where does the notion that Rarity doesn't have the capacity for loving her own sister come from outside of Gavalanche's comics? You can grow impatient toward someone without being abusive.

>>31311244

>that's the joke.jpg

>>31311244
No shit.

>>31311244
So, how is it done RIGHT then?

It's been a long time guise... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4

>>31311273
YES!

>>31311211
Now I won't be able to read fanfics without imagining ponies making that face.

>>31311224
>>31311211
>>31311029
>raging semi
all my text-based boners belong to him

>>31311273
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY HEART ATTACKS

>>31311233
Those were work clothes.
Not cheap vacation shirts bought at a earth pony souvenir shop.

>Ragingsemi hating Rarity for dumbfuck reasons

sure is MLPG in here

>>31311135
Not equally simple. Experience has shown animals normally produce offspring only within their own species, and crossbreeds are rare. Therefore "ponies mate only with their own kind" is a simpler scenario than "ponies can crossbreed". Lacking hard evidence one way or another, we should assume Rarity's parents are both unicorns

>>31311273
>>31311297
MY OWN CLONE!

>>31311340

I just released myself from long term rarity hate.

feels good, man

>>31311273
For a cost.

>>31311340
Hey, anon. I love all the ponies.

She's a pretty big bitch, but in a good kind of way.

>>31311350
Colored for you.

>>31311108
RS, your fanon is shit, any you are shit. You are a turd-man, made of turds and you stink. Now, crawn back to the toilet and flush yourself.

>>31311054

how quickly do we train diplomats?

>>31311357
>hating Rarity
>ever

do-you-even-watch-the-show.jpg

>>31311340
RS, Beedrill, and one other Anon all have the same problem with women like Rarity

>>31311321
Aw that's cute, actually

I need a reference of Twi's head from the back

>>31311376
I'm talking about the show, man. Do you even watch the show?

>>31311321
Thats not how helmets work!

DID SOMEONE SAY WHYBONERS

i have been summoned

>>31311350
I got my eye on you...I know where you live

(?)

>>31310842
>>31310977
This.

While earth ponies may not be individually powerful.

Coalitions of earth pony growing operations. (Heck look at how big the apple family is and where they have their groves they must be a powerful food dynasty in equestria (hell thinking about it they're also related to the oranges... perhaps an ancient union of a fruit families against the new banana clan way back in pony history.)


But yeah controlling food, is like controlling oil. Its vital i wouldn't be surprised if the food unions were some of the defacto leaders of equestria and were more concerned with regional responsibilities.

>>31311308
Then you must sell yourself shorter than a bulimic prostitute that would give head and anal for a pack of yodels.

>>31311409
Did you not hear me, turd-man? Shut up and be gone.

>>31311422
Draw sexy meet ups with the mane 6's r63 counterparts

Keel her

>>31311349

actually there are no crossbreeds in the show. All the ponies shown to be explicitly related are all the same type of pony.

The extended apple family are all earth ponies, the 3 sister pairs of the main cast are all the same type, all the pairs of ponies in the sister hooves social were the same type, all the parents shown thusfar were of the same type, etc.

Hows it looking so far? Personally I like it, gonna line it in black and color next.

>>31311422
Maybe. You got any in your magic murder bag today?

>>31311409
>>31311409
shut up and write Cakepie 2

>>31311432
>fags still defending earthies as if they are not the undercaste

>>31311390

she was kind of vapid and abrasive

I've made peace with it

>>31311446
He did once

But he didn't do Dash or AJs parts the bum he is

>>31311467
I love it.

Loved the last episode, I thought it was funny as hell when AJ was coverd in grape pulp and SweetyBell thought AJ was going to put the smack down on Apple Bloom.

Also is it me or did they make out Rarity to be to much of a Jerk?
It just seemed a little bit out of character.

>>31311447
Is this a reference to something? I get the Sweetiebuse, but this seems like it was a scene in something

>>31311422
Big Mac teaching Snails and Spike how to please the ladies...

>>31311422
Snips and Snails mistake Pip for a girl.

>>31311463
Colton's daughter is a pegasus

>>31311422

LOTS AND LOTS OF TRAINS

and ponies

and put a hilarious sexually awkward joke in there.

chop chop.

>>31311469
I did. It was called "Snail Trail."

It's about what happens to Mrs. Cake while Mr. Cake is doing Pinkie.

>>31311469
Scootanon does not speak for us.
Do not listen to him.

>>31311473
>ponies
>undercaste

You are thinking about cows and sheeps.

>>31311408

>>31311446
>Draw sexy meet ups with the mane 6's r63 counterparts
yeah I tried those before
only did half, so AJ, Dash, and Fluttershy got left in the lurch

>>31311211
That sucks that that is thought of F:E, it's mostly my fault as I was usually the one to bring it up here. You really think something so big wouldn't have been written out of love?

>>31311467
can't really offer art criticisms, but lookin' good so far

>>31311349
Faust said that the two are equivalent.

>>31311494
>fanon

>>31311432
HE WHO CONTROLS THE APPLES
CONTROLS EQUESTRIA!

>>31311467
colton's snout seems just a tad short.

>>31311422
>>31311422
FUCK YES ABOUT TIME

draw some CMC in awkward sexual situations that end up being non-sexual with manwhorse.

>>31311482
Proof of abuse

>>31311498
DONKEY PUNCH FOR LOVE!

>>31311490
Big Mac teaching Snails and Spike how to please the ladies...
like, teaching how
are we talking like books on tape

>>31311491
>Snips and Snails mistake Pip for a girl.
ugh
this could be funny but ugh
I really don't want to draw pip

>>31311509
Finish it. Criminy you can do a dozen doll pictures but you leave a series finished 3/6

C'mon dude

>>31311522
Whats your explanation for why when all the kids went to their parents, she went to him?

>>31311534
SCOOTANON DOES NOT SPEAK FOR US

>>31311519
This just proves that episode was about religion. If unmarried parents or divorced parents are not allowed she is clearly leaning heavily into christian vales and thus a religious view.

>>31311553
I dont think Carrot top is the mother of Dinky.

You suffer infamy for your gain of so much land from the Bluebloods through underhanded tactics...


THE CELESTIAL REFORMATION

My Queen, it seems that as a result of your sudden increase in power, your subjects have begun to question our traditional faith of Discordianism. Many of your subjects now view YOU as the One True God, and that you guide them in their faith. What should be done about this development?

OPTION A: "It is only right."
Three random provinces convert to Celestial
State religion changes to Celestial
Alliance with Flankfurt severed at the end of the war
+10 infamy (bad)
+35 prestige

OPTION B: "Heresy!"
Three random provinces convert to Celestial
-8 infamy (good)
-5 prestige
Religious zealot revolt in a random Celestial province.

>>31311509
finish it please! those three are the ones I most want to see

>>31311539
Rarity's mom is pink though...

>>31311498
>>31311498
fucking link me to it ill read it tomorrow

>>31311546
>Big Mac teaching Snails and Spike how to please the ladies...
?like, teaching how

Using apple metaphors

>>31311509
FINISH THEM PLEASE

Trying out Sai for the first time. This shit is hard, yo.

>>31311596
Just posted in on fimfiction, actually. Both parts are there.

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/2466/Cakepie

>>31311487
Anyone?

>>31311551
>Finish it. Criminy you can do a dozen doll pictures but you leave a series finished 3/6
there's a big difference between quick little PS doodles for the dolls and shaded full-color oC drawings for the r63 meet-ups.
I mean I know I said I can do a sketch in ten minutes but that doesn't mean that's the amount of effort every picture takes.

>Google whyboner
>it's all MLP
I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
I used to enjoy a good whyboner.

>>31311306

>>31311211
that, is hilarious

>>31311575
Or the fact that a stable family with two parents is a healthy environment for a child.

>inb4 whatever.

>>31311625

>>31311473
>Still think unicorns are the pony elite
>unicorn supremacist detected.

>>31311646
whatever

>>31311629
I love it

I shall call it....Dreamworks Face

>>31311653
HARDER SUGAR PORN

>>31311653
you just took that from the "out of context images" thread on /v/

>>31311629
Whats the name of this face pone?

>>31311629

ahahahaha

>>31311646
Not that guy, but "nb4 whatever" doesn't make sense.

The whole purpose of nb4 is to preempt an argument. You can't preempt an argument without knowing what it is.

"I preempt all counterarguments!"

>>31311613
Neat Sweet

>>31311622
Well no rush then. I'm not asking you for it rightTHISSECOND but

Could you put the last 3 pairing on the backburner at least?

>>31311701
No, /co/, this is /v/

>>31311625
>mfw

>>31311629
This pony is now called Dream Works

>>31311709
>inb4 whatever

>>31311629
Tex, did you ever finish that Cheerilee picture?

I don't even remember what it was about. It might have had Twilight in it? Not sure.

I'M SO FRESH YOU CAN SUCK MY butt

>>31311709
YES I CAN!

>>31311702
Dreamworks?

>>31311580

where are we on the scale of infamy and prestige?

Im not sure, im out of my element, let the more experienced strategy dudes decide

Probably b, to keep the alliance.

But i got to wonder, if the apple nation ever declares war, orange will probably just fuck right off. they'll take the minus to prestige, or whatever it was, over war with the apples.

>>31311613
MegaSai?

>>31311646
>stable family with two parents

This, in the episode where Sweetie Belle's parents dump her on their older daughter's doorstep at the last minute so that they can go on vacation by themselves.

>>31311718
And then we all continued to not talk about the vidya

Just a normal day on /v/

>>31311749
You won't go over the infamy limit. You're at 9.9 out of 28.

>>31311580
go for A

>>31311473
>assuming evidence of undercaste that doesn't exist outside of your own fanon
In a show about friendship and looking past differences in favor of mutual respect, I think it's pretty clear that superiority based on what kind of pony a character is has no place in the show. The only canon superiority based on species is in the case of the princesses, who are revered by everyone as the de facto rulers of the land.
Save your half-baked suppositions for your Ms. Magazine article.

>>31311729
No, I've been in a slump lately, just slumping around you see. This was the last thing I did.

>>31311592
I know, that's what makes me sad, it cancels out this dark fanfic. Despite being wrong and sick it still hits an entertaining cord with me...after all everyone needs a pony to identify with.

>>31311580
We can't afford another civil war. The loss of alliance with Flankfurt is unfortunate but as long as they're still aligned against the Apples it shouldn't be too terrible a change. Hell, maybe we can fix the rift further down the line, or even conquer them.

I say go with option A. Let's get godly.

>>31311794
10/28?

That's barely worth registering.

Call me when we're up at 22/28.

>>31311819
Use Fluttershy faggot and go to ponychan.

>>31311625
>mfw this is true

>>31311819
>dumb fabric

http://www.livestream.com/kloudmutt

sexy time and then back... to the future

>>31311883
You're streaming the movie?

THIS NEW PINKIE SONG
I JUST WANNA SMILE
FOREVER

>>31310179
>>31310179
>>31310179
>>31310179
>>31310179
>>31310179
>>31310179
>>31310179
>>31310179
>>31310179
>>31310179
>>31310179
>>31310179
DEAF

>>31311897
I think he is going to draw something related.

>>31311883
It kinda looks like her legs end in giant painted fingernails

What image viewer does /co/ use for viewing obscene amounts of poni?

>>31311929
That's why I asked. It could be interpreted either way.

>>31311883
>giant fingers for legs
You stupid nigger

>>31311948
They make programs for that?

>>31311819
You know a friend of mine who was an orphan managed to hide the fact for three years before child services had police check out her place and find she was living there all alone. She Came to school and played with us and acted normal.

Her favorite pony is Scootaloo based on that Orphan scootaloo therory since the show never mentions her parents

http://doctordapples.deviantart.com/art/La-Poulain-De-Rue-252372584?q=favby%3AGavalanche&qo=1

>>31311883

>>31311968
>kloudmutt
>anatomy

They don't go well together.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrpCN014mS8

>>31311948
>Not using Windows Photo Viewer
>2011
ISHYGDDT

>>31309804
Soundwave is always out in the battle field or with Megatron, theirs no way he can baby sit Dinky

>>31312003
>Eating in class

So uncouth

>>31312005
it looks like her legs attach to her stomach

>>31311580
FUCKING A A A A A A

We must become the God-Empress of Ponykind.

>>31312040
He brings Dinky along to the battlefield

>>31312027
>Using Windows
>In 2011

All poneis are sluts.
Discuss.

>>31312075
Yeah. I gave up on kloudmutt ever actually improving a while ago. Furry artists are so fucking stubborn and lazy.

>>31312101
Your favorite pony is a whore, mine is good.

Things are not looking good in Flankfurt.

You just got your reinforcements, but it will take time to travel, and we're at our force limit. We literally have no more able-bodied ponies to draft in the country...

In response to your new God status, your government has shifted into a Theocracy.

>>31312101
Sure is /v/ in here

>>31312124
but what if my favorite pony is all of the ponies?

>>31312101
What did he drop in the original version?

Relatively new drawfag here.

I doodled a few ponies. Could I get some feedback on this please, good chaps?

>>31312090
Steve Jobs is dead, you can stop using Apple shit now.

>>31312143