LET US DISCUSS PENIS LENGTH!

More messy ponies?

I just noticed Twilight jamming her elbow into Spike's knee.

What a bitch.

>>31307109
mines so large that several planets-- ok nevermind

>>31307078
What an awful watermark.

I totally forgot Northern Whitetail was neutral until last round.

Also, revolutionaries? Really? We went with the diplomatic route and still got fucked by traitors. Told you so.

We need to raise armies in our remaining territories so we can assault with greater numbers.

COME ON EVERYPONI SMILE SMILE SMILE!

>>31307078
I would watch this show exactly 0 times.

Apple Bloom Thread: Anal Rape Edition

fags

>>31307078
Cool DreamWorks Face, Spike.

This is the best picture the entire community has produced thus far.

I defy anyone to produce a better image.

>>31307180
i need to charge my penis

>>31307155
Why do you always say this?

>>31307180
>Applebloom's first estrous cycle

>>31307201
That's terrible.

>>31307154
The revolutionaries are from your decision on the NOBLE FAMILIES FEUD event.

I could be wrong, but I thought more people chose option A: side with one family.

>>31307155
because people in this fandom have bad taste in music

Best pony time?

>>31307211

becuase.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1O0ErRhdoI

>>31307211
Why not?

>>31307226
Lol wrong quote

>>31307078
It would turn MLP from a moe anime into a harem anime.

now is time for spiders

>>31307180

No.

>>31307229
ok

>>31307180

MEGASWEET, I am making a request:
Draw Big Macintosh violating Apple Bloom with a rectal thermometer.

Or I kill the adorable pony!

>>31307226
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9a4W2FZnpc

>>31307256
superior version

>>31307224
I don't know what the count was, but we might as well press forward. Recruit more Earth Ponies.

>>31307224
Oh. No, we reached a consensus on C eventually.

Oh well, bed's made, time to lay in it. Raise dem armies. We can't ask for intervention from Blueblood can we?

>>31307155

NOOOO!

>thinly veiled /mu/ thread

oh no you didn't

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JRu9usiSaY

>>31307266

I don't like you.

>>31307078

My Little Draygin. Somehow I imagine everyone's voice being scratchier, as if they've been smoking cigars since they were eggs.

>>31307266

Why would you do that she hasn't done anything to you.

>/mu/ thread

Currently listening to this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4P_3SClHy_A

>>31307325

I am the decider here, MS! Now draw the picture or I kill one baby pony every hour!

I have spoken!

what is the next episode about? is it an RD or CMC

>>31307359
Is it an STFU

>>31307155
I can't stop smiling
Make it stop

>>31307356
You dont have ponies you are a loser!

>>31307222
I don't see anyone posting anything better. Just stare at it. The composition is perfect, and the loop flawless.

>>31307359

its about applebloom and how she gets something called the "cutie pox"

>>31307287
You can request an alliance. The current chance of an alliance with Blueblood is Unlikely. An alliance only obligates them to follow you into war, though, not help you with revolutionaries. They might choose to help you if they like you enough, though.

Also:

>Our Marshal Reports

The Diamond Dogs have

DECLARED WAR

on

STALLIONGRAD

They cite "Tribal Conquest" as their casus belli!

>>31307344

currently listening to the most beautiful song crafted by man
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEsbcLOeVCw

Alright guys. I give in.
I like this show.

>>31307359

CMC Cutie Pox I believe.

Would you a sea pony?
shoo bee doo~

>>31307385

Oh really? How about you tell that to your friend Scootaloo?

>>31307406
Just don't let the fandom ruin it for you.

Congrats on admitting it, though. Knowing is half the battle.

Alright I'm going to bed now
I'll leave this latest version here but if anyone wants to send me signatures and messages for it they still can, and I'll update it tomorrow for the last time when I get home
Try to tell people I guess, because I'm kind of worried that people will miss out

Is Candybag here? I have a PinkieDash shipping picture for him.

So...how much sex does Pony Spike get from the Dragon versions of the main cast?

>>31307395
fuck yeah war!

1. Applejack (Experimented with Braeburn one time as foals. They never mentioned it again)

2. Pinkie Pie (Was very very eager on her first real date in high school)

3. Fluttershy (Pressured to get a prom date by Rainbow Dash who wanted to get her to come out of her shell; ended up going with an introverted young stallion. Was too shy to say no)

4. Rainbow Dash (Drank a bit too much and hooked up with a guy she barely knew)

5. Rarity (On third date with a respectable younger stallion. Lasted a few months before they grew apart)

6. Twilight Sparkle (Still a virgin)

Pony should human pony

>>31307359
The Cutie Pox

Apple Bloom finally gets her cutie mark! But joy turns to panic as she gets a second, then a third, then a dozen cutie marks.

>>31307395

>Not choosing Southern Whitetails

Fucking Casuals

Dios mio, lo he visto todo.

Alejo y Valentina x FiM

>>31307406
Welcome to the herd, and whatnot...yadada...
Here's you're complimentary battleaxe for joining
Enjoy the show

>>31307325
What are the chances of you doing my non-porn request?

It's simple: draw Spike as James Bond.

http://www.rainymood.com/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dh3bleXWaCk

Thank me later

>>31307450
Ya la tenían que cagar...Szykula y la concha de tu madre

So which one would you fuck first?

>>31307431
I HAVE NO IDEA
BUT I NEED TO SEE THIS SHIT

>>31307442
And now they're all pregnant

Rarity's parents have any fanart yet?

not THAT kind of fanart

>>31307472
I'd pick the nerd one

>>31307452

>complimentary battleaxes

What? Where was mine when I joined? This is total balls.

>>31307466
No mames pense que ese pendejo ya estaba muerto.

>>31307472
>>31307472

girl with pie on head

>>31307431
Dunno but post it.

>>31307485
I drew this

>>31307472

That depends, do I get to put a paper bag over their heads?

>>31307495
Jesus was supposed to give you yours.

>>31307472
Pie-on-head girl in AJ's outfit

>>31307496
Yo también jaja duh, no me gustaría que FiM apareciera en Alejo y Valentina...no se por qué, pero no me gustaría

>>31307442
>>31307484

DID SOMEONE SAY BABBY PONES!?!

>>31307472
braeburn

>>31307442
>implying they have no sense of dignity
This isn't My Little Slut.

>>31307450
>>31307450
>>31307450
MOTHER OF GOD

>>31307456

I'd say the chances are very good.

>>31307485

I was planning on humanizing them but I need to get the proper screencaps first.

>>31307512
>>31307473
Have some hot pinkie dash shipping.

>>31307472
the fluttershy at the bottom and... uhh thats about it.

>>31307472

I bet that Twilight Sparkle is a huge fan of TGWTG.

>>31307395

surely we can profit somehow from the war in the east?

>>31307569

DOHOHOHOH

You clever son of a bitch.

>>31307564

>I'd say the chances are very good

Glad to hear that. Thank you in advance.

>>31307395
Right, we need to raise armies to defend Eastern Everfree, possibly using mercaneries to make up numbers fast.

I also think we should try and colonize Southern Whitetail.

Does anyone have that pic of ponies with their political affiliations under them?

>>31307537
>dark blue mane
>light blue coat

>>31307569
i like the way their eyes kind of bring out each others colors

>>31307569
YOU HAVE BETRAYED MY PENIS FOR THE LAST TIME WHITE

>>31307569
oh you

>>31307549

Having sex doesn't automatically make one a slut.

>>31307569

Brilliant!

>>31307472

FYI - Only 4 of those are girls.

>>31307569

>>31307615
stay classy, America

>>31307593
Rainbow Dash x Spitfire is the best shipping.

>>31307537
Dat horrible color scheme.

>>31307275
I don't know...
I like this one.

>>31307472
Not surprisingly, the best looking one is the wonderbolt who's head is blocked

>>31307636
The Hasbro one is more accurate

>>31307472
>>31307472
>fat
>fat
>fat
>fat

why is everyone so goddamn fat jesus fuck if they would go to a gym 3 times a week for just one month they would halve their body masses but it seems that is too hard for them, even i did and i drop more spagetti from my pockets than /r9k/

>>31307631
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH I WANT A SPITFIRE IN A SPITFIRE PICTURE.

dont be silly.

derpyxmegatron is the best ship.

needs more art though.

>>31307549

You aren't one of those guys that insists your "waifu" must be pure and innocent, are you?

Basement Dweller

>>31307615

Just like being on /co/ doesn't mean we're ronery virgins, right?

>>31307658
How important is quality? I'm bored and have spare time, but on the other hand I'm terrible.

>>31307395
Our marshal reports we have

LOST

the siege of Eastern Everfree

EQUESTRIAN NOBLES

now control the province

>They march to our whitetail province, and given that we have no fort there...

Our marshall reports that we have

LOST

the siege of Western Whitetail

EQUESTRIAN NOBLES

now control the province.

However...

Our marshal reports

RECRUITMENT COMPLETED

in two provinces.
>Warning! If we lose control of one more province, our government will collapse!

Please.

Please stop posting these images. The cute, it burns my soul.

>>31307691
just do it
in the meanwhile i will polish my penis

>>31307605
We need Soarin version of that Flash "everybody's pregnant" pic

>>31307690
ahahahah

that's not a picture of trixie

>>31307654
because.

>>>/jp/8089117

Touhou fan here. Someone told me MLP was the American version of my favorite show, but I'm not really impressed. Seriously, none of the ponies have this: http://images.4chan.org/jp/src/1320781607497.jpg. So, why do people think MLP=Americanized Touhou Project

what is the show about this saturday?

>>31307705
Who's the artist of this pic?

It's been bugging me for months.

>>31307705
nah

>>31307678
>>31307671
I think to me what differentiates a slut from a girl who likes sex.

Girl who likes sex, enjoys it, also enjoys some romance, is safe about it all.

A slut: will sleep with any and every guy she can, Is willing to use sex as a "weapon", doesn't practice safe sex.

>>31307709
Second

listening to the leaked song

this is, well, pretty goddamn amazing

the songs in this show are always great

i don't usually like these threads but damn i just want to gush over this song so much

>>31307691
Better quality is preferred, but i'll save anything.

>>31307736
Looks a little like Hark! A Vagrant to me. Could be wrong.

>>31307705
If all this stuff is too cute for you...

>>31307709
post the original?

>>31307690

ALL THOSE SPELLING ERRORS

>>31307760

>>31307702
The curs!

At least we have a good CB for them when we're strong enough to take it back.

>>31307736
it's hiimdaisy
http://hiimdaisy.livejournal.com/

>>31307702

FUCK IT, SEND IN THE JUGGERNAUTS.

>>31307760
what leaked song?

I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT

48m 40s ago by ~flutterkarkat96
Journals / Personal

im tired of everyone hatin on my art so when i get 3000 views im gonna make a big announcement and draw my final art.


>the short life of flutterkarkat96 coming to an end?

>>31307428
Thing sent. Fluffy is a cool dude.

>>31307760

Oh please.

That song is nothing but cheap crap. The kind they stick on the CDs that Hasbro usually sells with the toys.

FOREVER

>>31307727
>>31307727
>kinder eggs full of sugar paste
i think my blood cholesterol just rised 357% from just looking at that picture

why would ANYONE who is not a magical pink pony with a light-speed fast metabolism would eat something as unhealthy as that

>>31307765
>spend 5 minutes searching for good cockpit photos of Spitfires
>realise there's a painting of one right behind me this whole time
>don't have a scanner.

http://www.livestream.com/carnifexart

>>31307774
Shit, I don't have it. Basically it's Flash running to the left in one panel, then to the right in second panel and the facing the camera with a smug smile and caption "Everybody's pregnant" in the third panel.

Someone wanted Discord as Rita Repulsa

so after five thousand years in mspaint

Hey, is there any more art of this pony? And what's her name?

>>31307702

all is lost. time for me to rob the treasury and move to the blueblood nation, where I'll sell out every agent of the celestial kingdom for diplomatic immunity

>>31307826
>3000 views
looooooooooooooooool.

>>31307826
Poor 15 years old...

>>31307702
Hm.

Move our men from Celestial City to retake Eastern Everfree, then hold there and build armies in whatever territories we can. We'll keep them boxed in the colonies while we build up a bit more and they'll have to sit there and take it or go on the offensive. We'll take the gamble that 3 to 2 isn't good enough for them to attack again.

Anyone disagree?

Apparently the person who leaked the Pinkie song has been fired. Speculation thus far is not because it spoiled part of an upcoming episode but because it was an asset that was going to be used for monitary gain (ie: for purchase). Ponies are now serious business.

>>31307867
>>31307867
>five thousand
wasn't it TEN thousand years??

rita was free after TEN thousand years

>>31307867
Oh lord that's awsome

a pony fart in he own mouth, a shameful pony

>>31307905

AAAAH, AFTER TEN THOUSAND YEARS IM FREE.

TIME TO CONQUER EARTH.

>>31307739

>>Pinkie Pie kitten

So fucking cute!

>>31307902
I'll still buy it. I don't think they need to worry about that.

>>31307902
Uhuh, sure

>>31307885
Hey, they're pretty close. Only had their account a week. Shit I got a DA that's over six months and it just hit 1,000.

>>31307902
Let's have a source, buddy.

>>31307902
Intellectual property is.

>>31307902
Cool sources, bro.

>>31307928

Spike, Discord's escaped! Recruit a team of ponies with attitude!

>>31307896

BUT SIR, WE NEED A PAVELOW, SURELY?

>>31307879
Pear Blossom, if memory serves. Not a lot of fan art, either.

>>31307833

no more cheesy/"bad" than any of the songs on this show

catchy, happy, and satisfying

if i wanted artistic depth from music i'd go listen to swans or something

>>31307960
No source. Have a mouth hug instead.

>>31307933

>>31307961

protip: intellectual property doesn't exist.

>>31307955
I got like 10k hits in a day. I stopped counting.

>>31307879

There should be, I've always been fond of that hat of hers...
In anycase her name is either Forrel (A kind of pair) or Pear Blossom.

why hasn't there been any art of ponies as Chinese crested dogs?

oh wait
that's how fan artists already draw the ponies.
how silly of me.

>>31307867
>>31307970
thinking back, rita and zed were actually kind of cool villain designs for what they were

ivan ooze sucked

>>31307896
I'm fine with this.

>>31308007

do those still count as fetlocks?

>>31308000
Pear Blossom is superior because you don't have to explain it.

>>31307988
no boner stop no damnit boner NO BONER NO

>>31307996
How'd you get that many? That's viral shit.

episode 7:
>Rainbow Dash hosts a flying race to see who will be her pet.

picture related?

>>31307978

HOLD UP, B-BACK THAT ASS UP, WE ACTUALLY NEED THIS MOTHERFUCKER.

>>31308034

...maybe?

>>31307990
>>31307990
>>31307990
>>31307990
>>31307990
>>31307990
>>31307990
>>31307990

Celestia is not the true ruler of the world. She and her sisters were the midwives to the being that would become the one true and pure ruler of the world, however the child was stillborn. Celestia and Luna were driven into exile being blamed for the death, as one of beings who attended the birth tried to bring life back to the infant with necromancy, however by bring it back, they had created a near omnipotent being that only knew suffering, despair, and had no identity of it's own, instead being forced into the role of ruler. It is now enshrined in a far off land, dousing and observing the world, occasionally cause horrible disasters that devastate the world, with a group of religious devotees who truly believe it to be pure and right based on the prophecy.
Celestia's only lives now to groom a pony into a weapon who can end the poor creatures horrid existence before it goes through it's final awakening and feasts upon the souls of every thing in the world, leaving the planet dead

>>31308048

>>31308000

Indeed, in anycase she's adorable.

>>31308092
thats real fuckin neato

>>31308104

why are you talking to yourself

>>31307896
>>31308026

They advance on our troops in Northern Everfree. They have superior troop composition, better leadership, and superior numbers...

We move 2,000 of our troops to Eastern Everfree.

And...
HIGH PRIESTS INFURIATED
Our high priests are tired of our innovative policies, and complain that they are destroying our traditions and way of life.

Option A: "To Hell with the old ways!"
-1 Stability
One revolt in a random province

Option B: "Perhaps I can help."
+1 Narrowminded

Don't kill me. I pick events by using a random number generator.

>>31308072

wikipedia says "sometimes dogs"

so..

sometimes

>>31308104
>>31308000

squeak, you shouldn't talk to yourself.

>>31308000
>>31308104
You don't see Snake

>>31308093
>never even passed 300 faves on anything ever

>>31307988
feels good man

>>31308124
Sometimes, criminals are dogs.

>>31308122
Furthermore...

>Our marshal reports

Frankfurt has

DECLARED WAR

on

DETROT

They cite "Conquest" as their casus belli!

>>31308122
Narrowminded won't kill us. Go ahead and take the slider move.

>>31308130

Oops. wrong reply

Meant to reply to this post:
>>31308037

>>31308136
feels weird man.

>>31308000
>>31308104

YOU WILL NEVER LIVE IT DOWN, TRIPFAG

>>31307660
it sure was nice of Megatron to hook Dinky up with a older sister

>>31308200

Dude...it was an accidental reply. Stop looking for problems where there are none.

>>31308122

SOFTEN UP THE NORTH WHITETAIL WITH THESE, THEN DELTA SQUAD CAN GO GET THE INTEL

>>31308122
Shit. Well. Move the rest of the troops to support them. Win or lose here I guess.

>>31308180
>more watchers in a day than I have

I get it man. I fail at internet popularity.

>>31307776

I assume it's a troll to invite bottom-pained Bronies to try and discredit the chart by criticizing the spelling and avoid commenting on the actual substance.

>>31308180
.
No wonder, you did Flash.

>>31308180
>you will still get faves on it for the rest of your time on dA, no matter how old or crap it looks compared to the rest of the stuff you do
I know that feel

>>31308233
to be honest i had no idea it would get anywhere as popular as it got. hell theres flash responces to it and whatnot.

>>31308060
>inb4 RD and Fluttershy episode
My guess is half the episode is RD and Fluttershy trying to gather up pets, Dash wants fast animals fluttershy makes her choose a slow one and the slow one wins.

Would be cooler if they asked everyone for their favorite pets

>>31308231

are our unicorns at least focusing their abilities on disheartening the enemy? you know, giving them nightmares, turning them gay, stuff like that.

1. Your favorite unicorn
2. Your favorite pegasus
3. Your favorite earthie

HARD MODE: no griffy, nyx, or OCs than ponychan has created

Anyone got any good pics of Spitfire and/or Soarin?

>>31308296
Twilight
Dash
AJ

That's not hard.

>>31308296
1.Luna
2.Luna
3.Luna

>>31308296
1.Twilight
2. Fluttershy
3. Big Mac

>>31307928
>>31307928
fucking knew it, ill never forget the original POWER RANGERS

>>31308220

is that how we are clinging to this dinky fanon? a big sister program? spearheaded by megatron?

okay then.

>>31308296
>HARD MODE: no griffy, nyx, or OCs than ponychan has created

Get the fuck out of here ponychaner.

>>31308233
internet popularity is fleeting and fickle.

Just keep at it and hold yourself to a high quality of work.

>>31308287

>Not having a Tortoise and the Hare reference in there

and that's how it'll happen.

>200 more views until it all ends
http://flutterkarkat96.deviantart.com/

Refreshing like the wind, men.

>>31308303

>>31308287
is it just me or has FS's hair changed tremendously since S1E1?

>>31308296
Rarity
Fluttershy
Pinkie Pie

>>31308200

Sorry about that, accidentally replied to myself, meant to reply to this: >>31308037

Makes me look pretty derpy huh?

>>31308296
1.- Rarity
2.- Dash
3.- Applejack

>>31308296

>Twilight Sparkle
>Fluttershy
>Pinkie Pie

Also your hard mode is shit.

>>31308296
Rarity
Fluttershy
Pinkie

Pic 66% related

>>31308290

oh wait, we dont have the tech level for unicorn warriors yet.

that sucks, imagine the psych-war a unit of trained unicorns could wage on a division of earth ponies.

living nightmare, man

>>31307182
> PENIS PENIS PENIS GAY PENIS PENIS NO WAY BISEXUALITY IS COOL BRO, GOTTA THROW OUT THAT I AM 110% WITCH-DYKE-FAG

Man, nothing chaps my ass quite like "WAIT WAIT SERIOUSLY I AM NOT X, I AM Y, WHY WOULD ANYONE EVER THINK OTHERWISE?!"

>>31308296
1. Sweetie Belle
2. Spitfire
3. Apple Jack

>>31308296
Rarity
Fluttershy
Cheerilee

>>31308296
1-Sweetie Belle
2-Soarin
3-Applejack

>31308296
DASH
DASH
DASH
DASH DASH DASH
DASH YOUR DASHY!

>>31308326
>>31308361
>I don't like jokes

>>31308296
Twilight
Fluttershy
Octavia
If background ponies are okay that is.

>>31307221
> "Celestia, are you there? It's me, Applebloom."

... Most vaguely uncomfortable 'lesson in friendship' Celestia's read in a long, long, long time.

>>31308332
>http://flutterkarkat96.deviantart.com/
hi i'm CC!! i'm 15 and i looooove anime! i dont like yaoi or yuri becoz thats gross and god wouldnt like it. i love homestuck and my little pony and sailor moon! my favorite characters are karkat and fluttershy! i want to meet more christian anime fans and maybe find a bf that likes the stuff i do but he has to be super sugoi and nice to me and treat me like a princess and stuff like that becoz a lot of guys are just plain mean.

isn't sailor moon magic = witch...?

>>31308296
1.Rarity
2.Lily Blossom
3.Pinkie Pie

>>31308392
Well, being gay is a massive social stigma. Being bi is just as bad if you spend a lot of time around gay people.

>>31308450
my penis is 50% hard
or 50% soft
depending on your outlook on life

>>31308296
1. Twilight
2. Don't really have one, so let's go with Soaren, just to be different.
3. Applejack

>>31308296
1. Twilight
2. Rainbow Dash
3. Pinkie Pie

>>31308332
we need to set him/her up with wesdaman

You move your armies to support the other armies. They still have better leadership and composition, but numbers are now about even, and you have better quality troops.

Also:

>Our marshal reports

The Apple Kingdom has

DECLARED WAR

On the

SKY REPUBLIC

They cite "Trade Dispute" as their casus belli!

and

>Our Chancellor reports

SUCCESSION CRISIS

in

CROWN OF BLUEBLOOD

It seems their leader died too soon, and now the strongest claimants to the throne are fighting for control.

Their administration chose to SUPPORT THE INCUMBENT PARTY.

>>31308303
and this

which pony gives the worst head

I kind of want to see a Twilight-Frankenstein episode. Or any episode that would feature more of her underground Mad Scientist lab.

>>31308463
do you only do hetero rape or are you an equal opportunities rapist?

Heard some /cgl/er is going to animate that Karkat humping Fluttershy art.

>>31308296

1. Twilight
2. Fluttershy
3. Pinkie Pie

>>31308484
Fluttershy. She'd be terrified that she'd bite it off or accidentally swallow it or cause abrasions in some way or another.

is show open muisc better than most hub!

>>31308503
who is your favoritest pony squeak?

>everyone saying Applejack or Pinkie is their favorite earthie

>>31308484
i don't know this, But you know which pony gives surprisingly good head?

Twist because you know of all that sucking on those peppermint sticks

>>31308296

1. Twilight Sparkle
2. Derpy
3. Pinkie Pie

>>31308509
>is show open muisc better than most hub!

>>31308296

1. Lyra
2. Cloud Kicker
3. Rose

>>31308327
Or you could always give up once you realize the world doesn't care about quality or effort, just novelty. See modern art.

>>31308537
yeah i actually hate them both equally

>>31308489

>>31308509
wat

>>31308509
Wait... what?

>>31308555
you must really hate the show then

>>31308537
Cheerilee scared everyone away by being a pirate for Nightmare Night.

How does this make you feel?

>>31308537
I only like real characerts!

>>31308528

Hard to say.....Probably Twilight though. But it changes periodically.

>>31308509

That's not funny, that's how my brother died asshole.

>>31308479
DAMN, WE'LL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER WAY HQ. USE THIS UAV TO FIND THE THEIR TRADE CONVOYS, THEN TAKE 'EM OUT, NICE 'N QUIET.

>>31308591
I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FLUTTERSHY

>>31308479

cant we resort to NBC warfare? what the fuck are our tech workers even doing?

>>31308509

>>31308587
I wouldn't mind hanging out with him

>Backwards edition

My wings are so ugly, let's fly to the dungeon together.

>>31308587
......horny

may i ask a question?
i will anyway
why do these ponies have such unrealistically large eyes?

>>31308612
THATS NOT FUNNY.
YOU'RE NOT FUNNY.

>>31308479
Raise troops in Celestial City, not much else we can do unless we can do the same in Eastern Everfree.

>>31308612

Well...I said it changes periodically.

>>31308578

Not at all, other than Rose I see my other two favorites constantly

>>31308587

uhh...kinda decent braburn cosplay? guy has the hair for it.

am i missing something? how am i supposed to feel?

>>31308648
call me when its rainbow dash

>>31308587

It reminds me of Temple Grandin.

>>31307428
ok I added 2 more, sorry to be irritating
I really am leaving now, goodnight pone liking guys

>>31308632
i would hang my penis out in him

>>31308495
I'm straight, if that's what you're asking.

>>31308509
YOU.

STOP THAT.

>>31307120

>>31308657

>>31308678

bottom right one has a different color background than the rest

>>31308710
He can be a fan of nameless ponies.

>>31308702
> hetero rape
Silly rabbit, fully consensual sex is for marshmallowy cartoon pony lesbians!

>>31308711

..because it's written on paper.

nevermind.

>>31308700

>>31308647

IN ADDITION TO WHAT YOU SAID, SIR, I THINK IT WOULD BE IN OUR BEST INTERESTS TO FORTIFY WITH SENTRY GUNS AND MOVE OUR TROOPS WEST.

>>31308657
You like these blank slates more than the actual characters in the show?

>>31308678
>Deafdefiler's

>>31308509
oh wow

>>31308726
>You will never own a Pinkie thinking hat.
>It will never exist.
Feels bad man.

>>31308737
>mfw there is a subliminal rape threat in there

>>31308647
The battle is incredibly long and hard-fought. You NARROWLY win.

It looks like some other wars ended while you were fighting, though...

You start rallying new troops in the capital all the same.

>>31308710

Cloud Kicker has no fanon that I know of. My favorite ponies are are my favorites because of what they do on the show itself:

1. Lyra makes funny faces and cries over cake
2. Cloud Cicker makes very funny faces and is a derp
3. Rose is a skittish drama queen

secondary criteria is color schemes, I like their schemes better than the main six's

David Bowie as a pony. Because David Bowie as a pony. Or.. Jarreth. whatevs.

I dunno about goblins in the ponyverse.. the closest thing I figured would be Diamond Dogs. But the true important question still stands: Should his name be Magic Dance or Bulgin' Pants?

>>31308748
>You will never have the real Pinkie sit on your head
>She doesnt exist

Feels bad man

>>31308774
i dont think you come from this planet

>>31308748
I could make one easily.

>>31308778
Trouser snake.

>>31308787
THAT DOESNT MEAN I CANT MASTURBATE TO SUCH A THOUGHT!
HA HA

>>31308778
>Bowie and ponies

which pony picture did you get your first whyboner to

>>31308771

so how long till ponyville declares war and royally fucks us up

>>31308811
I would put a hole through my monitor with the force I would throw money at it.

>>31308664

Aye aye

>>31308774
>Cloud Kicker has no fanon that I know of.

She has an abusive relationship with clouds and believes in ancient aliens.

Yeah, it's pretty weak.

>>31308771

SEND THEM A BIRTHDAY PRESENT. REINFORCE THE DEFENDING LINE WITH ATTACKING JUGGERNAUTS.

>>31308831
Sweetie Belle and Celestia snowballing.

>>31308774
Shoot yourself PLEASE.

>>31308787

Which pony is the best at facesitting?

>>31308846

I take it you're enjoying MW2.5?

>>31308823
I just can't bring myself to watch it.

Jim Hensen puppets give me nightmares.

>>31308812

It's Fumbles.

It was always Fumbles.

>>31308823

Bownies.

Fucking Applebloom she have the best sister, the best brother and the best cousin, jelly as fuck.

>>31308838
Rainbow Dash is a real ball buster

>>31308774

We should have Squeak do a fic of her. Get the whip out.

>>31308853
Is that an actual talent?

>>31308833
Probably a while. They're at war with the Sky Republic.

>>31308764
>typed out a really funny rape joke at DD's expense
>4chan eated it

Fuck it I'm not typing it again, but rest assured it was hilarious.

>>31308771
Oh thank tits. Move all 0.1 of our forces to bring the fist of royal power back to Eastern Everfree and finish this rebellion.

What's the likelihood of an alliance with Flankfurt? Apple's position is starting to worry me and I'm sure they'll feel the same if the sky republic falls to them.

What's the political situation in Blueblood land and can we affect anything there?

>>31308886
i cannot be assured of this
write it again

>>31308860
Not to mention Bowie's not so subtle bulge

>>31308853
>cutie mark is a picture of her own butt

One of the CMAPs then.

>>31308823

>filename

now you're making me feel old

>>31308846
>Playing a series that hasn't been good since the fourth installment

>>31308874
squeaks already writing me 6 rapefics!

>>31308877
Its an art

>>31308736

Sometimes, in terms of looks. It's amazing how often the simplest designs are often the most appealing.

>>31308859
>not MW1.4

>>31308907
Now consider ponified Bowie is dealing with horse proportions.

>>31308823
what are you talking about, labyrinth is awesome.

it has a solid 30 minutes of david bowie just playing with balls. Onscreen.

Thats all he does. Is play with balls. AND THEY'RE TOUCHING THE ENTIRE TIME.

>>31308893

SIR, I HATE TO RECOMMEND MORE OPTIONS, BUT WE ALWAYS COULD SEND DOWN A CARE PACKAGE TO HELP WITH NEGOTIATIONS.

>>31308946
So nothing has changed.

>>31308835
Not like I could sell them, right? Unless I COULD, in which case I would make crates of Pinkie-Thinkie hats.

>>31308874

>>31308946
Well the thing is, if hes walks like a pony, you shouldnt be able to see it

>>31308984

>Pinkie-Thinkie hats

WHERE.

DO I SEND.

MY MONEY.

>>31308942
>>31308736

Also consider that when the "actual characters" on the show are common archetypes encountered hundreds of times before across various media its pretty easy to be a fan of the blank slates, especially when they are awesome looking.

>>31308942
Derpy's color scheme should feel bland and boring by all logic, but somehow it's appealing to me. Anybody else feel the same?

>>31308823

That's wonderful. Twilight is very much like Sara, actually..

>>31308812
It's going to be all these names from here on out, isn't it?

>>31308874
> Get the whip out.

Well, she does have such pretty eyes and a nice blonde mane.

I'll be sure to shave it. We need some place for the electrodes.

>>31309032
Derpy Hooves is a very ugly pony.

>>31308778
That's fabulous. So glad to see different takes on the same subject.

>>31308988
START WRITING!

>>31309032

Her cutie mark sorta offsets the colors in my opinion, its one of the more interesting ones

>>31309028
I don't see how. Isn't something better than nothing? Shouldnt there be deeper criteria than color scheme?

>>31308893
We can send an agent (a diplomat, in this case, because I've combined spies and diplomats into one agent for our game) to support a pretender. This would mean that if the other claimants to the throne die in the succession crisis, they would get the throne (having someone from our dynasty on their throne helps relations significantly). There's also a chance of a PU or an inheritance.

Also: You accrue more diplomats and colonists.

Your troops move.

Northern Whitetail is now at 3/10.

Chance for an alliance with Flankfurt (now the Kingdom of Flankfurt, no longer the Duchy of Flankfurt) is Unlikely. Guess you would've had better chances when they were smaller...

>>31308831
There was this pic of futa Pinkie and futa Pinkamena fucking. I don't even know where I saw it and haven't come across it since.

>google why boner
>ponified Lauren sucking cock on the first page
>I don't know how to feel about this

>>31309060

>>31309089
Forgot an updated pic.

>>31309061
Nice, he even has the balls.

>>31309028

>>31309060

Get out.

>>31309069
Yes, I got to agree, her cutie mark help break up the design a little. Also, it's unique. No other pony in the show have anything like that.

>>31308984
>Pinkie-Thinkie hats

>>31309095
>google whyboner
>Its almost ALL PONIES

Best Princess?

>Bowie and ponies

>>31309077

Not when you are talking about a show that's primary focus is cute, colorful ponies doing cute things. The question was one of favorite ponies, not which ponies we thought have the best characterization.

>>31309032

I love Derpy's color scheme, but honestly I don't think I've seen a color scheme yet that I haven't liked (you know, outside of multi-thousand colored satirical OCs). Even ponies with just two shades of gray look nice in their own way.

>google "whyboner"
>the vast majority of the front page of images is MLP

wow

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>>31309120
I remember when I edited the hair off Bald for /v/ years ago.

>>31308831
Dis one.

>>31309169
But wouldn't you agree that if the characters were not interesting the show wouldn't have as much, if any, appeal?

>>31309160
>holy shit it is

mfw

>>31309089

SEND IN ANOTHER UAV, DELTA SQUAD NEEDS MORE INTEL ON ENEMY LOCATIONS. REQUESTING STATUS ON CANTERLOT?

I just farted

>>31309177
Hah, I loved those comics.

>>31309160
>>31309176

ITS TRU!

>>31309032
You dont need to be flashy to be pweety

Derpy has much to teach us all

>>31309089
Mm. Definitely send that agent and support that pretender. We can use all the help we can get right now.

Move whatever troops we've made (minus the ones in Eastern Everfree) up to Western Whitetail. I don't like that mobilization by Apples.

>>31309176
What is that chart supposed to mean?

>>31309176
Are you saying we're better or worse?

>>31309243
It means we're still better than sonic fandom.

>>31309241

why would the apples move against us instead of the cows?

This thread isn't great but it sure as hell is better than the last one.

>>31309176
>>31309160
>>31309095
>>31309211
>>31309226

This is Hillarious, Pathetic and kinda makes me proud.

>>31309231

Rarity would disagree with that first sentiment.