hide yo fillies

Well.....alright, so long as it doesnt end up like last time....

>>31304141
>draw discord

Quantity > Quality

If dubs then the next poster has to post on Lauren Faust's deviantArt asking her to upload topless pictures

repostan

>“I’m getting that melty feeling again,” said Twi as she hopped off the couch a little unsteadily and stood on all fours in front of me. “Your licking my… me was getting me really hot.” She took a single step forward, bringing her head in between my splayed knees, and for a long while she stood there staring at my pants, her head cocked as if she was trying to divine a secret. “So how do these things work exactly?”

(just for old time's sake)

>>31304747
>4747

Does that count?

Toss, gimme something to MSPaint draw. Doing terrible art is kinda fun.

>>31304141
>draw discord

Let's talk about Nathan and how disgusting he is instead.

Next episode is an Applebloom episode ya'll!

Haven't had one of those since Call of the Cutie which was about cutie marks!

Is your body ready!?

this is now a spiderman thread

>>31304759
yes
now get to it
I wanna see some Faust tits

>>31304769
Hey! Nightmare Moon put a lot of work into those scary trees!

Tomorrow (since I don't have my tablet with me, I know heresy, not even a scanner nearby) I will make this pic Into pony.

most likely Applejack and Rarity.

>>31304776
Instead of talking about his outer appearance, can we all agree that he is a disgusting human being with an asshole personality?

>>31304777
Her's isnt

She's about to get a dozen cutie marks

At once

>mfw no Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, or Twilight for a whole episode

>>31304736
I'm watching you!

>>31304778
If you say so

save us, spiderman

>>31304797
I love you artpony. Humanized or pony?

>>31304799
>>31304776

or we could talk about the show instead of tripfags?

>>31304752
>Pinkie Pie will never jump into your back when you're not paying attention
>She'll never giggle and kick with her back leg while prompting you to go onwards
>She will never give you directions to carry her around the places she wants to go
>she won't direct you to her bedroom

>>31304778

>>31304777
I'm curious to find out who Apple Bloom will be interacting with in this episode. A strange illness seems like as good an excuse as any to get another Zecora cameo.

>>31304809
She's going to flip out worse than Twilight in Lesson Zero

Y/N?

>>31304837
i didnt know you could speak!

>>31304797
>most likely Applejack and Rarity
Bueno...

>pony accessories

Well I have this MLP hat which is cool.

I'm convinced that Pony TF2 players are horribad at the game.

The servers are usually teamstacked the fuck up with a majority of clantag players, and no one fucking pays attention to the objective at all and just deathmatches all day.

>Clear entire rooftop of 3 Engineers + their buildings
>Engies have rebuilt two minutes later because team is too fucktarded to realize that they're not being shot at by sentries anymore
>Team proceeds to get royally assfucked beyond recognition by GUNSLINGER Engineers of all things.
>mf the entire time

>>31304846
That would be interesting

>>31304826
pony, but same poses and all that.

applebloom episode soon

>>31304834
>Pinkie will never jump on your back, thinking you are alseep
>But you're actually dead

>>31304837
We know Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle will have a role in it, what with it being about cutie marks and all. It would be nice to see Zecora again.

What I'm wondering is whether or not the disease is natural or if it was induced.

>>31304870
maybe you should inform them who you are

>>31304870
That's not exclusive to pony TF2 players.

>>31304882
>but who was phone?

>>31304777
I somehow disliked her in the last episode (didn't like that uncouth behaviour) so I really hope she'll shine in her own episode.

>>31304870
which server(s) do you play on rainbow dash?

>>31304858
Not until Dead Space 2, anyway.

>>31304837
If its contagious she won't be interacting with anyone

She'll be trapped in Twilights laboratory in a plastic bubble

>>31304769

DIS CORD.

>>31304873
Oh man i cant wait for it!

>>31304882
>what pinkie believes shapes reality
>she brings you back to life
>you're confused as fuck

>>31304869
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qYxw028r64

>>31304901
Wut's uncooth mean?

>>31304812
>no fluttershy
Pic related.

>>31304874
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy

>>31304901
She was cute as fuck, even her burps.

>>31304934
And your point is?

>>31304870
I have found pony servers to be far better than the average pug server.

>>31304923
>Pinkie wont allow you to die
>I have not mouth but I must party

>>31304934
>hoofgrip

God's will has been made clear to you. In his name, we must

COLONIZE WESTERN WHITETAIL

My Queen, for too long Western Whitetail has gone unpopulated when such land could be utilized for the glory of our realm. We must claim this land in the name of Equestria before our rivals can.

Rewards:
+10 legitimacy
+10 prestige

>>31304946
Just. One. Day.

i would totally sex appleboom

THE ONLY WAY TO CURE CUTIE POX IS TO GET A REAL CUTIE MARK

>>31304869

>Not wearing this mother fucker

Have fun you casual scum.

>>31304970
I'd comment more on the picture, but I can't see it from all the money I'm throwing at my moniter.

>>31304989
So its a terminal case then?

Hey guys hows it going?
What's that status on that get well card for Fluffy?

>>31304958
hundreds of thousands of years later, you wish nothing more than death

and yet She cannot comprehend it, and thus it can never be

>>31304975
>you will be interrupted mid-coitus by Applebloom yelling "JUST. ONE. DAY."

Cutie Mark Crusaders amputation patients! yay!

>>31305008
Yes

>>31304726

>>31305008
Unless she keeps even one mark from the next episode

I'm afraid so....

>>31304858
Eeyup.

>>31304888
I'm looking forward to some more non-crusading development between the CMC.

>>31304919
Just what all does Twilight keep in that basement of hers?

>>31304970

Flankfurt is on that map in 2 places...

>>31304694

Anyone know how long it's been since that Welcome to Ponyville text adventure was updated? After seeing it in the last thread I was in I was getting really into it and was terribly disappointed when it abruptly ended.

http://www.livestream.com/lilmissrarity

Lilmissrarity be streaming. But there's 50 people in the stream already.

Why so many CMC episodes /co/?

>>31305014
Along with a group of other survivors, you cross the continent of streamers and the caves of cake icing

Kinda want a "Let me tell you about SMILES" speech but I'm too lazy

>>31304862
>>31304797
>Applejack and Rarity
yes YES

I love that pairing much more than I should

I wish they'd interact more

>>31305014
After a decade, your feet had ground down to the bone.

After a century, you danced the eternal danse macabre on the stumps of your legs.

>>31304870

I know some pony avatar players who are incredibly good at this game on the other hand. To the point that we make jokes that the team with the most ponies on it wins.

>>31305033
Dude....you don't even wanna know.

There's more than one sublevel too....

Just listened to this for the first time: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDMGv3hNMes

Why are the musicians in this fanbase so good?

>>31305010
progress so far

>>31305021
I would hug a Scoota-torso

>>31305035
You're right, my bad, I'll change it.

I was copying names from this map, because I am not into creative well.

>>31305078

How do I sign on this amazing card?

>>31305056
Because the CMC are cool and cute

>>31304970
That reminds me that I always wanted to learn EU3. What's a good learning country? England?

>>31305078

hey whats he dyin from, anyway?

>>31305083
That's disgusting. She'll be all bloody and shit

I JUST REALIZED THAT APPLEBLOOM EPISODE THIS SATURDAY

This explains the influx of Pagemaster...

Or am I mistaken?

>>31305065
eventually, medical technology improved enough that your feet could be replaced, and renewed, and eventually improved. The spring in your step is artificial now - but it stops her nagging so much.

>>31305056
Because Hasbro hates us.

>>31305033
But it might be crusading development, this involving cutie marks and all.

I really hope it's mostly solo apple bloom rather than all three though. She's at her best by herself.

>>31305056
Don't you like the CMCs?

>>31304970
Sure, Ill play this game. Can you explain it to me?

>>31305065
>>31305059
>>31304958
>>31304923
>that feel when party pony achieves consensual reality and turns the entire universe into a party

>>31305078
one minute, lemme add one

>>31305098
Super pneumonia. My cousin died from it....

>>31305078
Googles you card.

>>31305088
Open your favorite picture program, sign your name, make the background transparent, email it to ReuniclusJelly@gmail.com

>I shook my head in disbelief. “Man oh man, all those years wasted fucking human women.” Fucking a pony had some definite advantages – for one thing, I didn’t have to reach up to grab hold of her hair to get leverage for my thrusting – her mane extended farther down her back, and the perfect hand-hold for pile-driving myself into her, which I did with drunken gusto.

this classy gent's mother must be so proud

>>31305095
I've always been partial to Spain.

>>31305061
Maybe in ep 9.

>>31305101
Well I was imagining it was after the fact

Not like that weird fan fic where Big Mac rapes and kills the CMCs

>>31305113
Everyone hated them when they first showed up. Now we can't get enough of them.

>>31305088
just write a signature or message in any drawing program and email it to me

Dick Grayson is best pony.

>>31305128
uh
he's written similar things about the CMC
his mother killed herself long ago

>>31305093

All except for this one.

>>31305102

oh Cloudkicker, you crazy conspiracy theorist you

>>31305140
did you not get my RDIBP one?

>>31305157
Its Scootaloo standing in front of Sweetie Belle?

Pinkie Pie is best pony

>mfw I had pneumonia 5 separate times as a kid, and bronchitis 3 times

how does that even happen

>>31305157

Granted.

>>31305171
Seems like it

>>31305067
Curiouser and curiouser.

>>31305176

did you go to hospitals a lot? those things are pneumonia death factories

>>31305076
To be fair, a lot of the home-based musicians in the fanbase have been crafting their talents since long before ponies. But the collective eagerness of the fans and endorsement through EqD and other sites (and in some instances even from Thiessen or Ingram themselves) have allowed them to flourish and gain incentive with their more derivative works.

>>31305164
I.. don't think so? Try sending it to me again but don't leave the message blank, I think Leth did that and it didn't get through

Huttershy

>>31304985
I would scratch behind her ears nonsexually

>>31305208
OK

>>31305128

>pile-driving into her

I just got a -hilarious- image in my head of Zangief using his Spinning Pile Driver on Stupid Faggot the OC about to slam on Twilight right under them.

>>31305214

Why you do this?

>>31305115
It's easy! Just give orders to me to make map movements. There will also be events, and other countries may go to war. Your goal is to unite all of the Equestrian lands under your grip, and overthrow Discord!

Of course, you can also ask to examine other countries for information about them, or ask about the Holy See of Canterlot (the tab displayed on the right), to check our Discordian Influence.

I made the first move for you, colonizing Whitetail Wood.

>>31305197
Those are some heavy ass books for such a little filly

>>31304970
This is Europa univeralis III, right?

I'M WORRIED I WILL NEVER SEE NUDITY IN REAL LIFE

HELP MEEEE

>>31305078
yo. if youre keeping track, heres my addition

>>31305157
Nope. She's cool and cute too.

>>31305235
Yes, but for the sake of simplicity, I threw out merchants, magistrates, provincial improvements, ducats, etc.

>>31305128
the weird thing is that I've seen a video of a man doing exactly that, fucking a pony and grabbing its mane to hold on

don't judge me

>>31305176
It happens pretty easily. I'm fighting bronchitis again this year, just like last year and the one before.

Which two ponies would team up for a get rich quick scheme?

>>31305230
Oh right, so you're doing this as a GrandStrategyQuest?

What colour are we? Purple?

>>31305242
>we-are-now-exactly-like-ponychan.jpg

>>31305255

incidentally, it wasn't you, was it?

>>31305242
dont sign the picture!

>>31305266
Applejack and.....uhh....Pinkie?

>>31305197
think buffalo bills basement from silence of the lambs

>>31305255
>clerks2.avi

>>31305128
It's been said.

> ponies are just women you don't need to bend over for some wonderful rear-entry sex
> hell, ponies expect rear-entry sex
> the day is ours

... But these people saying such things are creepy bastards.

>>31305200
I was in and out of hospitals all the time until I turned 11, the last infection triggered some kind of immune system reaction, and I was bleeding under my skin for a few weeks, henoch-schonlein purpura is the name for it

>>31305261
You shouldn't have let it live. I told you it would come back for vengeance.

>>31305266

Twilight and Pinkie, probably.

>>31305279

remember when we were all 'CAN WE NOT BE LIKE THE SONIC FANDOM PLEASE'

aaaah, the salad days *wipes away tear*

>>31305289
wait what.

aint that the point?

>>31305230
What are Flankfurt's stats?

>>31305299
What, Chistery or the bronchitis?

>>31305284
no

but I still have that video

>>31305140

Alrighty, sent that bitch.

WHAT IF FLUTTERSHY WAS A DUGONG

>>31305279

maybe.

but the difference is, fluffy deserves it.

>>31305266
Rainbow and... Pinkie?

ITS FAST THREAD TIME!
AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?
EXACTLY.

>>31304694
We should move on Ponyville next, capturing a very strategic territory and splitting the green faction in one fell swoop.

>>31305279

complaining about being like ponychan just makes us even more like ponychan.

>>31305306
haha, you're meant to just send a signature to me so that I can slap it on there and keep all my layers but it's fine, I just copied the one you drew and put it onto the original image, no big deal. Thanks for your contribution!

>>31305329
This is true. Fluffy's a fuckin' bro to the highest degree.

>>31305336
I was just about to post what you just posted.

>>31305266
Trixie and Eddy

Gonna scam all the suckers for JAWBREAKERS

>>31305328
She'd hug a shark or something

>>31305303

shit nigger, i remember when people would come to our defense saying we would make good fathers/husbands.

>>31305279
Sorry

>>31305279
i see your point, but being nice for a little bit cant hurt.

I wouldnt mind the dykas thing if he wasnt a lying scumbag.

>>31305348
did you get mine now?

>>31305325
linklinklinklinklinklinklinklink

Why can't there be more G1 reincarnations? fucking hastroll and their stupid copyright bullshit.

>>31305328

Good lord. I thought that was a mutant banana.

>>31305328

WHAT IF RAINBOW DASH WAS A WHALE?

>>31305385
Its a Fluttermanatee you ding dong

Dugongs are extinct

>>31305385
FEED ME LOLICON RAWR WARBLGABL

>>31305336
>>31305230
Divide and Conquer. Ponyville seems like the bost option.

>>31305367
i'm a pretty awful husband. probably because i spend so much time on 4chan talking about ponies.

>>31305328
>>31305396
My Little Marine Mammals?

>>31305396

nothing would be different.

she is already a sky whale

these threads always end up being really weird around this time

why is that?

>>31305396
what if god was one of us?

>>31305396
>What if Rainbow Dash wasn't a whale

Fixed that for you

>>31305272
Yes

>>31305312
They are a Noble Republic. We are neutral toward them. They have +3 stability, and +15 prestige.

New notifiers... it looks like we have...

[Royal Marriage Request] from the Crown of Blueblood.

[Royal Marriage Request] from Flankfurt.

[Insult] from Diamond Dogs.

We can also move a domestic policy slider.

I need more twilight episodes.

Even AJ's face reminded me of Twilight.

Who is fluffy by the way? I guess he is ill due to the "card" that is being signed.
Sorry, I tend to only contribute art, discussions.. meh.

>>31305396
>implying she's not

>>31305422
Also, /r/ing Pinkie Porpoise

>>31305427
tripfags start masturbating each other

>>31305430
Requesting Celestia on the bus,
just trying to make her way home.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4CRkpBGQzU

>>31305378
..No, I've only received one from Daftykins
Just post it here I guess

>>31305446
fluffy isnt a person
he is the good inside all of us
he also makes vectors and streams the show sometimes too

>>31305424
I've been jogging for 20 minutes a day every day though! Like on the ground!

>>31305445
>more TS episodes
>you just had FOUR IN A ROW

>>31305443
Assuming the Diamond Dogs are the Whitetail folks, I suggest we go for the royal marriage with Flankfurt and start taking the rest of Whitetail.

>>31305443
Which areas do the Diamond dogs and Blueblood control?

http://www.tumblr.com/blog/gildaanswers

>tripfag circlejerking
>"But this one deserves it" whine~
>just more tripfag circlejerking

that being said, i hope they do get better but there are other places do go about this. (also easier ways)

>>31305442

I really want to motorboat Rainbow Dash's giant belly while she cries about not being able to fly.

>>31305488
>>31305496
You can see the notifications in the bottom left. Bluebloods are blue, Diamond Dogs are teal.

>>31305336

or sack the sweet apple acres, we could burn the whole crop to the ground with no trouble.

ponyville wont last long at all with no food. plus the badlands barely have any apple crops after their land dispute with the natives.

green nation would starve in no time

>>31305348
shit. sorry.

>>31305512
weirdest image all day

>>31305496
A big dark town
A place they found
A world going on, UNDER-GROUND

Why do we not have a Fluttershy episode yet? I DEMAND A FLUTTERSHY EPISODE.

>>31305526
Saving the best for last?

>>31305509

>>31305520

It's about to get weirder.

>>31305526
fluttershy is boring.

>>31305514
If the bluebloods control that much territory, then we should marry them.

>>31305551
Yeah really

>>31305266
Rarity and Dash

>>31305551

No she's not.

>>31305551

Let's make her more exciting!

Quick question.
What's the tag for MLP in Pixiv?

>>31305131
I'll give that a shot, then. I assume you mean Castille as it is the largest nation on the Iberain peninsula?

>>31305515
True, I'm just concerned because that would leave us open to potential attack from three nations up there.

Hey gamemaster, what's Green's military and political situation? Do we have any intel on them?

Either way I really think taking Green first is important because it will box in Blueblood, and he's too much of a pushover to strike out at us. Meanwhile we can expand right and leave his kingdom for later (I assume we're on good terms with him anyways.)

>>31305583
>This picture

>>31305583

>>31305582
She kinda is.

>>31305446

guy who does lots of arts/animations/vectors/streams episodes for /co/ when they air so we don't have to deal with bronyfaggotry

and he does not even trip. he was just always there, making vectors. a post on his DA made everyone go a HOLY SHIT HE IS DEAD so i guess you can blame him for that.

>>31305424

imagining a giant rainbow dash blimp

>>31305628

Nope.

>>31305512
don't! Starscream lives there!

>>31305617

You mean you DON'T want to raise a baby futashy?

Weirdo.

>>31305583

you are fired, turn in your tripcode at the front desk

>>31305613
>>31305515
>>31305336
The Apple Kingdom (green) is allied with the Duchy of Denmilk (light blue). They have +3 stability. They have 100 legitimacy. They are a Despotic Monarchy.

Attacking them would cause us to take a -3 stability hit.

>>31305649
Eyup.

they should have a poni balloon at this year's macy's thanksgiving day parade

I made a thing!

>>31305661

SHUT. DOWN. EVERYTHING.

>>31305665

Nuh uh.

>>31305661
What exactly happens if we marry the Bluebloods? Do we gain some of their land?

>>31305661
Fuck no. We don't want to take that big of a stab hit without any CB. That's way too much badboy to be earning this early on anyway.

>>31305635

Already exists.

>>31305651

I'm not scared of that guy!

>>31305661
NOPE DONT DO IT

>>31305585
>>31305585

"my little pony" works from what i can tell.

i found this.

>>31305702
Yeh uh.

FS is second best

Sometimes best

Sketchery. At the insistence of Anonymous (I'm about 99% sure it was Kein) I'm trying to reintroduce angles into my pones. I think it's working out. They didn't suddenly drop in cuteness IMO.

http://fim.413chan.net/art/src/132079638103-doodles110811-1.png
http://fim.413chan.net/art/src/132079643879-doodles110811-2.png
http://fim.413chan.net/art/src/132079647519-doodles110811-3.png
http://fim.413chan.net/art/src/132079651176-doodles110811-4.png

Oh, and this thing I did for Hops.

>>31305661
Link to this game?

>>31305713
Marrying the Bluebloods will intertwine our dynasties, and cause us to have better relations with them.

It is also harder to declare war on countries you have a royal marriage with. (It costs more stability.)

>>31305661

can we start a massive forest fire in northern whitetail and manipulate the winds so it burns apple acres to the ground?

the smoke might slow pegasus intervention from cyan too

>>31305661
>>31305674

Shut Apple Kingdom down now! It's out of control.

>>31305661
Hm. Duchy of Denmilk wouldn't really be in a great place to support them, especially if we marry with Flankfurt and they support us. Still, I don't know that we're in a good position right now to be making such risky advances.

At the same time, it would show we have balls and don't fuck around, and we'd have Ponyville and sweet agricultural territory. Guys, what do you think?

>>31305731

Is not!

>>31305713
Royal Marriages in EU3 give you improved relations with that faction. You can eventually turn that into an alliance. You can also claim their throne to get a Casus Belli against them (just cause for war, reduces stability loss for attacking) which will break all your other marriages.

>>31305721
you'll wake him up and he'll do nothing but bitch about it

>>31305702
>>31305702
oh hey megasweet, you gonna draw any futa soon?

>>31305721
Dude where do these absurd res pictures come from? And why make them?

let us just agree that rainbow dash is the best pony

>>31305747

>>31305661
Can i infect madagascar in this game?

>>31305767
YOU'RE BOTH WRONG!
Applejack is best pony

how does this make you feel

>>31305789
Okay

>>31305764
I suggest we don't attack and instead RM into Flankfurt and/or Bluebloods and build our position for now.

>>31305788
>fat rainbow dash
>3000x5000 image

>>31305788

IT CAME FROM PONIBOORU!!!

Rated R for brief nudity.

>>31305767
It is. The only way to redeem her is drawing human Dash spanking her, maybe with a butt plug.

>>31305764

power shown is power sacrificed.

we need to focus more on infiltration, subversion, and betrayal

>>31305789
No. I will never, NEVER agree with that.

>>31305721

i like dashie

does this mean i am into fat chicks or just really masculine chicks who could pass for boys

>>31305809
I'd agree with RM Flankfurt, because marrying Blueblood would make it harder to attack him later, and I'm *assuming* he won't be terribly ballsy or aggressive in the meantime.

I really think we need to expand though. What's our relation with Whitetail?

>>31305791

>>31305745
Evening SB . Do you have a place for your non pony art?

>>31305799
I dont feel any rage any more

>>31305799
disgusted.

>>31305858
what is it with that cat?

>>31305799
>Hey at least they look pretty decent.

So long as I don't see the people inside of them, I'm fine.

>>31305783

Hm. Nothing immediately comes to mind.

>>31305799
>>31305799

ZA WARUDO, TOKI WO TOMARE

>>31305726
ooooooh
Got the page? Can't find it myself

>>31305661
What options do we have for spending resources at the moment?

>>31305876
draw scootaloo with 5 penis... whats the plural of penis?

>>31305865
FiMchan collects everything pretty much.

>>31305799
That's a really on-model fursuit. It looks nice.

>>31305876
>>31305876
uhm... some Futaloo on sweetie belle?

>>31305840
Well then you can just fuck off, can't you?

>>31305843
It means you like adorable rainbow ponies.
AND fat chicks.

>>31305843
it means you like tomboys, and fantasize about being dominated by a woman who's more physically fit than you

http://wh.gov/bAT

>>31305799

after seeing the AJ and Dash suits, I am no longer capable of feeling anything

>>31305876
Draw human Dash spanking Fluttershy and she have a buttplug.

>>31305843
fat chicks, we need to make her fatter!

>>31305876

Niggah, when you going to post that shit that you censored on FiMchan?

Can we have a messy ponies thread? There's so much great material in the show, you'd think there is more fanart of ponies getting messy/dirty.

>>31305922

How about Sweetie Belle eating some fried Futaloo?

>>31305909
PENIS-EN

>>31305960
SECOND

Hey guys

Guys

Applejack vs Rainbow Dash

>>31305933
Both are humans right?

>>31305923
I dunno, can I? Maybe you'll help me?

>>31305926
>Rainbow Dash
>Not the vastly superior Fluttershy

>>31305911
Hmmm, I couldn't have thought it was a place for non-pony stuff.

By the way, how far have you gotten in Light and Color?

>>31305996
Applejack all the way she is not fat.

>>31305998
Yes.

>>31305960

I need names. Funny names for a Loli Tumblr.

Gif me dem.

>>31305926
I'm not american, so i choose not to sign this petition.

PONIES BELONG TO THE WORLD. NOT JUST AMERICA

>Piss poor
>Headphones I haven't had for even six months broke today
>Birthday is tomorrow

...right now, I want to see the entire world burn. That is how I feel right now.

>>31305809
You accept both marriages, in that case.

>>31305900
Your only resources are agents and time, ducats are not an issue.

I'd also like to point out at this point that we have no raised an army, which brings me to this...

>God's will has been made clear to you! In God's name, we must...

CREATE AN ARMY FOR OUR NATION!

My Queen, our army is a mere shadow of what our country expects. We must create a military if we want to be taken seriously by our rivals.

Rewards: +5 prestige

>A herald from

STALLIONGRAD

>They tell us of

THE TIME OF TROUBLES

Beginning in this year, the ponies of Stalliongrad suffered extreme unrest and political unease, which lead to an economic and political meltdown in the country. We should hope such things do not come to pass here...

>>31305968
applejack is dirtiest pony

>>31306014
uhh uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
fuck
i have no imagination at all

>>31306018
Aw right, another Nov 9th bro.

Oh, wait, is grey territory neutral? If so I totally vote we take the shit out of that territory. Colonies are power.

>>31305960
>>31305986

ITT: Pedophiles.

>>31306014
>>31306014
ask Scootaloli?

>>31306029
thats not how you spell stupidest

>>31306014

Jesushatesyou
Candyflavoredlolisemen
Nathansworld

Speaking of Dash, I just wanna post this for those who have not seen it yet.

http://dx11.deviantart.com/#/d4eyf89

>>31306003
Well I've read through the whole thing at least once and some parts several times. It'll probably take a long time and many rereads to absorb it all though.

>>31306049
But the stupidest pony is Dash, she cant even read.

>>31305960
oh, you mean this thing

>>31306083
too small!

>>31306021
Oh shit. Yeah slap some spears and armor on some ponies, damn. Priority #1.

I also vote for sending agents to Manehattan and Canterlot.

>>31306054
>nathansworld
i laughed

>>31305968

>>31306083
>Finger in the pooper

>>31306060

>Redline

YES.

>>31306083

>>Lolibelle
>>Not Sweetie Belle pony sucking off Big Mac

Nice job ruining it.

>>31306083
>>31306083
oh wow... oh WOW... fuck.... MEGASWEET POST THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW

MY DICK DEMANDS IT

>>31306080
Shes learning

Twilight teaches her at night.

>>31306021
Seems like our best option would be to create an army in each province, no?

Any choices in that matter, or is it basically one option as to what to build?

Is this an island, and if so can we traverse round by boat?
>>31306126
>cavalry
>MLP

>>31306080
>He thinks Dash can't read
get your retarded fanon out of here, it's Fluttershy who can't read.

>>31306029
Nice!

>>31306164
That's the joke.

>>31305968
> That is my fetish.

You dirty, dirty girls.

>>31306147
no no i like bestiality and pedo together

>>31306147
I have to agree with anon.

>>31306158
Thats how they call it this days?

>>31306171
>Get you fanon out so we can use my fanon!

>>31306190
Pretty sure that's the joke...

We aren't good people, are we?

>>31306014
>Small Wonders
>MegaSweet DayCare

I can't abide by the rule of three because I ran out of ideas.

>>31306060
Requesting you draw humanized RD, Pinkie, and FS recreating that scene from Deathproof with the girl on the hood.

>>31306198
i know what kind of jokes you like

>>31306131
Oh yeah, that's what I'm talking about

>>31306208

Man. That was a pretty good movie.

>>31306021

isn't assembling an army in a utopian world going to seem sort of suspicious?

I still advocate subversion and other spy activities, these ponies would never suspect foul play. We could just continually manipulate them via standard human political tactics until we had them in a police state

>>31306199

No, no we are not.

>>31306190
>implying homo sexuality

So how long until the forced Dash memes grow to a number so large they implode on themselves into a huge pile of shit?

>>31306236
I haven't seen a bad Tarantino film yet.

>>31306083

>see this
>think of the latest ask smarty belle update

fuck

>>31306254
>Implying hetero sexuality

>>31306164
>>31306126
Our country is part of the Alicorn tech group, which is the best tech group. As such, we can recruit all three kinds of ponies... once we get up to that level of land technology.

Right now we can only recruit earth ponies.

We also can't recruit ponies in Western Whitetail, as it is not self sustaining yet.

Remember, we can also move a slider. We still haven't done that yet.

Finally, we have an event!

NOBLE FAMILIES FEUD

Sometimes there would be disputes among the noble families of the country, and the ruler could step in and stop them from happening, though sometimes they were more trouble than they were worth.

>Option A: Side with one family.
Revolt in one province.

>Option B: Let them fight it out.
-1 stability

>Option C: Try to settle the issue.
-2 diplomats

>>31306208
Seconding so hard.

>>31306241
Well, if I understand correctly we at very least have a casus belli on the Diamond Dogs which seems like enough of a reason to justify an army.

>>31306014

Squishy Marshmallow Buttholes.

>>31306199
Being a good person is for when other people are watching.

>>31306241
Hadn't thought of that... but if it's a utopian world wouldn't any army be able to trample just about everything? I'd like to hear the military situation of the surrounding kingdoms.

I think a small defense force is more than reasonable at this point.

>>31306263
too late?

>>31306287
Assuming stability is the thing at -1 and Diplomats are one of the 4 or 5 things, option C seems the best. Also, recruit an Earth pony in each province that can.

What are our slider options?

>>31306014
Lolipopular

>>31306319
>Hickory Smoked Marshmallow Buttholes From a Gyrobowl

>>31306083
>finger in the ass

you win this time, boner

>>31306345
You're right. They're already a huge pile of shit.

>>31306363
Lolipop sound good to me.

>>31306287
Eh, start recruiting Earth Ponies in each province we can.

Try and settle the issue, we shouldn't have too much we can do with our diplomats yet and we're already in the hole stability-wise.

What are our sliders looking like?

>gryobowl
>cannot be spilled
>comes with a lid

>>31306267
Inglorious

>>31306392
lolipopular
lolipop
lolipopart
lolipopper

>>31306287
Side and form an army. This will be a good way to show our resolve and control. As for B and C, we can't afford stability in our current state and we need diplomacy for establishing ourselves internationally.

Gentlemen, I say we have a nice little civil war to celebrate the birth of our nation.

>>31306014
Thinking about having sex with children there, MS?

>>31306409
I should really stop clicking spoilers absentmindedly

>>31306401
Fantastic film. The year's best.

>>31306401
Not a bad film, just the title characters were all but useless.

>>31306409
haha, I am glad that this exists.

>>31306399
>cannot be spilled
What if I throw it against a wall?

>>31306418
happens to the best of us

Dear Princess Celestia,
today I learned that ponies and alcohol go great together!! I hope you also have to drinking with your sister

your faithfull Anon

>>31306399

It is the ultimate power in the universe

>>31306331
You can only gain military intelligence of neighboring provinces to provinces you have a military in, or that border provinces you own.

These are the only regiments you can see.

>>31306409
Is that r63 mutant pony?

>>31306399
>Keep food fresh

>>31306440
>IT'S VIRTUALLY INDESTRUCTIBLE

>>31306409
Who the fuck is this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipb29QxK5a8

Is Rainbow Dash or Pinkie Pie more like Elpresador?

Ok I'm thinking one of these:

>Old Enough
>Bare down There
>Cutie Porn
>The Lolipop Guild
>You Must be this Tall to Ride
>Have a Seat

I'm going to get arrested

>>31306440
>>31306475

>>31306454
No, that's Iris's OC. And it might be hot if Iris wasn't a dude.

Lolipolooza

>>31306479
>They Look Eighteen To Me

>>31306317

are the diamond dogs like they are in the show? as in.. well stupid?

if so, maybe we could just monitor them, maybe infiltrate and encourage one of the less stable sects, then 'catch' them in an attempt of aggression against our kingdom. Use it to justify military retaliation. Hell, we might even convince our allies to aid us, or split some alliances between other factions.

I bet the diamond dogs have a fuckton of riches, too

this is all under the idea that everyone in the game is going to act like ponies, and not like humans.

MS, you should draw Faust

>>31306479

>You Must be this Tall to Ride

YES.

>>31306505
we doing porn of OCs of people who don't even draw now?

>>31306479
>Old Enough
>Bare down There

I laugh.

>>31306505
She is a girl.

COME ON EVERYPONI SMILE SMILE SMILE!

>>31306479
Just Right

>>31306514
HAHHAHAHAHAHA! Fucking second.

>>31306479

well, you must be this tall to...
>>31306513

this. go with this.

>>31306527
aw pinkie you always make me smile

come here and give me a big kiss

>disco will never make bizarre pony futa again

>>31306524
Welcome to fimchan circlejerk!

>>31306479
Is sex with children a thought on your mind often, MS?

>Lolip already took the best tumblr name
>by accident

>>31306516
Assuming I understand EU3 mechanics, the insult from the Diamond Dogs we recieved earlier is enough to justify military action against them.
>>31306415
Bear in mind we have no military at all at this point in time so I reckon the diplomats is a lower cost.

>>31306527
You're late bro, what happened?

>>31306513
>>31306514

Ok I lold. I might include shota from time to time too (for /ss/ scenarios), so a strictly loli title would be misleading.

yo MegaSweet are you planning on doing some more AJ and Rarity stuff

I thought the looks they were giving each other in your old lineup drawings was pretty cool/funny particularly with the Mac tattoo

really i just like rarijack in general

>>31306569
Inb4 mouth hugs.

>>31306581
Oh, poop. Fine. Seems we've reached consensus on C.

We're still going to make an army, though.

>>31306597
Pinkie's mouth is so warm and wet

>>31306581

ah yeah i dont know shit about EU3.

I always liked strategy games, but i could never pull off the sweet conspiracies i wanted too