BLANK FLANK

THIS THREAD HAS BEEN CLAIMED IN THE NAME OF RAINBOW DASH

I can still safely say that I am not Pinkie Pie

>>31303078
the fuck did you just call me?

Scootaloo thread yay!

>>31303088
time to get cooking

>>31303089
I am not Rainbow Dash, nor do I want to be
because then what I do at night would be even weirder

>>31303088
a shocking development!

Isn't Rarity with a blank flank the MLP equivelant of flatchest fetishists?

OP you are basically a paedophile.

This artist seems interesting. I'd like to see some human work from them.

Also, I am having a good time not watching MLP and playing Metal Gear Solid 3.

Post Rarity

>>31303089
Pinkie Pie, it was cute but we're past that now.

Go make somebody smile.

>implying i can draw

goddammit its barely tuesday and i want more ponies right NOW

>>31303117
Pfff, filly rarity? I have a superior filly waifu.

SPIKE THREAD! YEAH!

THIS IS A NO SMILING ZONE!

>>31303065
>why haven't you run the adventures of stupid faggot in ponyville into the ground?
>i demand you take jokes far beyond where they should stop.
I'm trying but there's only so many jokes I can ruin at a time man

How long do you think I should leave it before I stop accepting signatures/messages?

>>31303137
damn you could be the new toss at this rate

>>31303091
You're a trooper, and I appreciate your efforts.

>>31303147

>>31303030

Who says sluts sluts sluts can't be cute

>>31303088
but if rainbow dash has nother thread theres a serious chance shw wont be flying today

because she'll eat it

>>31303133
>Narrator: [voiceover] People are always asking me if I know Pinkie Pie
>Pinkie Pie: Three minutes. This is it - ground zero. Would you like to say a few words to mark the occasion?
>Narrator: ...i... ann... iinn... ff... nnyin...
>Narrator: [voiceover] With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels.
[Pinkie removes the gun from the Narrator's mouth]
>Narrator: I can't think of anything.
>Narrator: [voiceover] For a second I totally forgot about Pinkie's whole controlled demolition thing and I wonder how clean that gun is.

>>31303138
Just wait until Equestria Online comes out! Then you and you're friends can immerse yourself in Equestria any time you like!

>>31303153
40 DAYS AND 40 NIGHTS

>>31303153

i dunno, how many do you have?

post the thing so far if you can. i really want to see it.

>>31303158
aw snap nigga you did not just say that

>>31303147
FUCK THE POLICE

>>31303168
NO

FUCK YOU
RAINBOW DASH THREAD

I'm not a Rarity fan, and I know she is the worst pony.

But could we give her some loving?
Have a Rarity thread for fun and profit?

>>31303163
is leth your father?

>>>31303030
>That sounds like a request for cute LOLGRIMDARK slut slut sluts to me.

Now I want to see Glitter do an over-the-top parody of this just because.

>>31303115
this is how its done

>>31303189
You are a bad liar, Frieza.

>>31303189

>not a rarity fan
>trying to organize a rarity thread

Dohoho.

>>31303137
>that feel when seaty belt is a better artist than you

>>31303182

here, have a color reference

>>31303198

>>31303167

This is one of the many reasons I love GlitterGlue.
Everything he does has some profoundly variable level of sexual, twisted, and cute. This one happened start off sexual and twisted, but then ended up very, very cute.

>>31303171
>>31303171
when is it coming out? WHEEEEN

>implying i have friends

>>31303214
THIS IS HOW ITS DONE

is dress.mov finished yet

>>31303110
She shouldn't be allowed to be this cute.

>>31303206

>>31303205

>>31303152
Reposting a request someone else made:
>Scootaloo dyes herself like the Manwhorse because she thinks that since Dash is all over this dude that means that it can equal quality time with her idol
>not that kind of quality time you sick fucks

>>31303191
Half brother twice removed from my mother's side.

>>31303222
well aint that some shit

>>31303222

>>31303228

You mean he's actually making another one of those?

>>31303198
Only bakas are off by one

>>31303212
>implying i'm not just gonna use paint default colors all the way

>>31303208
THATS NOT MY NAME!

>>31303246
yes

>>31303249

well thats an interesting stylistic decision.

onward, then!

>>31303216
And now we go back again.

how is pony formed

>>31303249
jesus christ
is that an ass or a head?

>>31303188
One of the reasons I like the fat Dash joke is because I like imagining myself feeding her cake after cake as she softly moans on the ground, too full to even move, but still wanting more. And then I'd carry her home in my arms and tuck her into bed, then hold her all night long.

Was that creepy enough to put people off posting fat dash stuff?

>>31303241
How about Scoots ambushes and tries to beat up the Manwhorse because she saw him "attacking" Rainbow Dash

okay guys listen to this, an Episode featuring Big Mac, AJ, Dash, Spike, Rarity and a Gaston like Horse. The plot is that there's a "Heavy Hoove" Competition between the strongest ponies in the land and this big tough Gaston Pony comes in to sweep all the ladies off their feet, Big Mac doesn't care much and just wants to compete.
Rarity falls for him which angers Spike, and he and Dash want to be Mac's personal trainers but he doesn't care that much. Then the Gaston Pony comes and calls the Apple farm a joke, and that's when shit hits the fan and Big Mac accepts the challenge and the training. Cue a 5 minute montage of him pulling rocks, running through snow Dash made, and Rocky references. Big Mac goes through the competition but is slowly losing the last event, the tie breaker, when everyone calls his name and he wins.

For those who care the lesson is, even if you aren't as strong or as smart as someone else, the support of your friends is all you need to get through

>>31303251
>can't not hear this as Moonbase Alpha's "AAAAAAAAAAAAA" ever since Sweetie-Bot in Friendship Is Witchcraft

>>31303266

both

it's like catdog but with a pony

THE DEFINITIVE TIERLIST

Top Tier
Twilight, AJ, Dash, Rarity, FS, Pinkie, Spike

Mid Tier
Celestia, Luna, CMC, Big Mac, Granny Smith, Cheerilee, Mayor Mare, Zecora, Mr/Mrs Cake, Discord

Low Tier
Snips, Snails, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, Trixie, Gilda, Twist, Pipsqueak, Photo Finish, Hoity Toity, Sapphire Shores, Spitfire, Soarin, Chief Thunderhooves, Little Strongheart

What Are You Doing Tier
Background ponies, pets, other one-shot characters

>>31303221
You have us, scootanon
you always have us
I'll be your sweetie

>>31303266

>>31303255
Silver Spoon's glasses are pretty cute

>>31303272
>Tiny pony punching giant zebra shins harmlessly
>Or possibly Scoots being suddenly badass and completely laying him out

...proceed.

Black ponies are negronies.

>>31303189
>>31303189
then why do you have the same color scheme, frieza?

liar detected

>>31303283
And now we wait for someone to argue.

>>31303272
DO IT!

now, where were we?

> Twi didn’t need to be asked twice. She lay her head down on my lap, and she sighed as I started to stroke her mane. It felt just like a human girl’s hair, far softer than I’d expected. For a long time I enjoyed the sensation of letting it drift through my fingers, and then I ran my fingers over her muzzle like you would if you were petting a dog, and she seemed to like that a lot, closing her eyes and rubbing the side of her head against my stomach.

post more stupid >fanfiction, y'all. i'm in the mood to lecture people about how being all 'forever alone' is stupid even if they are brain-broken.

>>31303255
Knowing those bitches, they'd probably come crying to the cops even if he does, just to see him put away.

>>31303138
We're going to send you to Pony Rehab. A van is on its way.

>>31303308
FUCK ME
THAT WAS EDUCATIONAL AND INFORMATIVE!

>>31303273
Sounds pretty kickass actually

>>31303272
That's also awesome.

Or, like I suggested the other day (having forgotten about the AB one) the CMCs claiming that their combined ages is over 18.

Basically, more adorable youngsters.

What is your favorite thing about Rainbow Dash?
And if you could replace any one of the main six cast members, other than Rainbow Dash, with a clone of Rainbow Dash, who would it be?

>>31303283
I can deal with this.

>RAINBOW DASH THREAD
>HARDLY ANY RAINBOW DASH BEING POSTED

>fanfiction

>>31303176

>>31303283
I... I'm not in position to argue with that, am I. Oh well.

>>31303274
JOHN MANEDDEN JOHN MANEDDEN JOHN MANEDDEN JOHN MANEDDEN JOHN MANEDDEN JOHN MANEDDEN JOHN MANEDDEN JOHN MANEDDEN JOHN MANEDDEN JOHN MANEDDEN JOHN MANEDDEN

>>31303255

Manwhorse is no newbie. I'm sure he's encountered something like this in the past, and knows how to resolve this situation with his dignity and professionalism intact.

Redid that Rainbow Dash from yesterday. Set to colour it tomorrow and redo the colour difference lines within the tail.

>>31303341
RARITY
NO QUESTION

>>31303341
My favorite thing about Dash is how brash she is and never thinks before acting.
>implying I would replace any of the main cast at all and that they aren't all great characters in their own rights

>>31303318
>implying I care
Look, anybody who seriously read that has already looked at themselves and realised they don't care.

And really, why should they? Plenty of people have unrealistic fantasies that seem really pathetic when you think about them, but that doesn't make it less normal. Admittedly most aren't about ponies, but this is your imagination - where else can that happen?

>>31303341
The pretty colors

>>31303346

>>31303318
Post the 'Cops' crossover. The surprisingly dark one.

Seriously, what the fuck? I thought it'd be hilarious, then murder and rape.

>>31303363
nope

>>31303351
Did you not get mine? Sent it about a half hour ago.

>>31303325
What goes on in pony rehab?

>>31303361
Without defined wings. Needs some additional detail... tomorrow.

>>31303341

my favorite thing about dash is her beautiful mane. It's so pretty!

So when are there going to be self-insertion CYOA pony fanfics on here?
The popularity is getting to the point that this should be happening.

>>31303318
I just find this self insert shit hilarious. This is the second funniest >fanfiction I've read.

The top being /co/mmander Jesus' collection of course.

>>31303272
How about Sweetie and him discussing the 'dirty fun' he gets up to with Rarity?
'So do you guys jump in puddles and roll in the mud too?'
'Not really, but your sister does clean me up afterwards.'

>posting Dash

I'll pass. But to answer the quest, I guess maybe fluttershy.

>>31303351
good lord
faceless has a womanly signature
who knew?

>>31303370
You know who else has pretty colors? Your mom.

>>31303341
my favourite thing about Dash is how she always does what she thinks is best, even if she doesn't think before she does

I would replace Applejack with a second Rainbow Dash

>>31303341
Fluttershy, no question.

>>31303396

Herp, question.

>>31303285
GOD DAMN IT FAGNIG, YOU'RE STEALING ALL OF THE ATTENTION WITH YOUR ART!

>>31303381
No, I didn't! Try again? Maybe you typed the address in wrong. If not you could just post it here

>>31303400
My mom is a piny

>>31303351
What is this?

>>31303351
Hold on. Lemme give you mine.

>>31303413
no nigga its all good we good everythings good
have some shit to chill out

>>31303351

>no niggerfaggot

well that's a shame, his signature is awesome

>>31303428
Fluffy is dying.

/co/ is attempting to pull a Tinkerbell by clapping loud enough to bring him back to life

>>31303285
>>31303413

We should have a horrible art thread!

>>31303341
I...
like her mane?

>>31303389
this
Dash is prettiest pony

>>31303333
>Or, like I suggested the other day (having forgotten about the AB one) the CMCs claiming that their combined ages is over 18.
They better be careful what they wish for. Sooner or later they just might get it.

>>31303358

holla holla get bit

hahaha

>>31303438
I really like her mane too

>>31303436
And that'll be different HOW?

>>31303391
Pretty sure it's happening a lot already.

>>31303351
that is a lovely picture by the way

>>31303434
It is! I wish he'd show up.

That rage face.

>>31303438
>>31303449
So we're in agreement about her mane?

>>31303351
Ooooo OOOO can I sign it too?

>>31303383
pone

>>31303369

generally those people don't insert themselves into fanfiction where they effortlessly end up sleeping with the main character in a children's cartoon show and share it with the internet

hence, nothing personal, but i'll laugh at them for entirely missing the spirit and point of the show, instead reducing it to masturbation fodder

>She murmured, and I felt that sudden happy excitement you get when you’re with a girl and you realize that things are going to lead somewhere with her tonight. But could… could I actually do it with a pony?

Could you indeed???

>>31303466
Quite possibly we are since I too... like her mane.

>>31303462
AB after the face is the cutests thing aver

>>31303423
WHAT IF YOUR MOM ORBITTED MY DICK

>>31303476
Is this a Mike Dawson insert fanfic?

Ok, this is pretty cool.

>>31303485
>>31303466

mane vs tail.

go!

>Post-orgasm the first time you fap to pone

>>31303473
Thats not very re habitual

>>31303359
>Manwhorse is no newbie. I'm sure he's encountered something like this in the past, and knows how to resolve this situation with his dignity and professionalism intact.

Sure he knows how to resolve it: Burying his big black dick in some tight filly snatch.

>>31303436
>implying that's not what most >fanart is anyway

>>31303497
It's a tie.

>>31303472
but of course!

>>31303493
Impossible. Mike Dawson would never get that far with a pony.

so talking about this equestria online, hows the development going? any site i can check its status?

>>31303436
Horrible enough?

>>31303447
>>31303358
>>31303274
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zHZj8Xp-Ik

>>31303497
Have you ever seen a horse's tail? Its all poopy

Much nicer to brush the mane

>>31303517
I can just open Sai and scrawl out my signature on a white BG right?

>>31303476
I'll admit it was a little fast, but they did at least attempt to justify it with a [vague amount of time that could be weeks or months] history alluded to. But even so, I think you're somewhat missing the point. Nobody read that not expecting exactly what they got, and the guy who wrote it?

Well, most of his library is that style of story, but with the CMC. I don't think he knows shame.

>>31303497
Although her mane is incredibly gorgeous, I'm going to have to go with the tail. Look at that swish! It's mesmerizing~

>>31303461
That signature is pure class.

>>31303539
Yup. Making it transparent would be helpful

>>31303433

>>31303547
I like how her hair and mane falls around her face and neck though

get well soon dud

signed, me

>>31303497
Her mane is very pretty, but her tail would feel lovely brushing up against your legs while she slumbered in your arms

so I'll have to go with the tail

>>31303530
Someone get the melthehybrid stuff.

It's godawful. Poetically godawful.

>>31303497
her mane is ruined because it's not as good roritah.

>>31303544
>Well, most of his library is that style of story, but with the CMC. I don't think he knows shame.

>I don't think he knows shame.

SOKATH, HIS EYES UNCOVERED

>>31303476

>I felt that sudden happy excitement you get when you’re with a girl and you realize that things are going to lead somewhere with her tonight.

Can't tell if autistic...
Or just very underage...

>>31303391
>mfw I'm making one right now

Prepare your bodies for some ridiculously hardcore fucking kissing and cuddling

>>31303605
I can't wait.

>>31303507
>Zebra violently molesting 2 poni girls
Dat zebba is going to jail faster than you can say "I NEVA SEEN DEES KIDS IN MAI LIFE OFFICER"

I can't even remember what the context of this image was

>>31303605
>mfw I'm actually looking forward to it
confound these ponies
they drive me to waifufaggotry

>Implying MS Paint Ponies aren't best Poni.

>>31303605

>CYOA

What is this, dare I ask?

>>31303341
I would replace Lightning Lesbian with Rainbow Dash. Failing that Speedycloud.

>>31303618
It's clearly a woodcut picture of RD in power armor
What is there to get?

>>31303629
Create Your Own Adventure

>>31303625
I figure, if ponies are going to drive me to waifubullshit, I might as well make something semi-productive out of it.

>>31303618
I'm guessing it was "Draw something ridiculously awesome but also confusing"

>>31303618
What's it even supposed to be? Fallout or something?

>>31303628
please make that in a 1600x900 format
more wallpapers

>>31303641

Oh I see.

>>31303628
NY BROTHER!

>>31303616

Hey, they asked for it, they're going to get it. He won't go easy on them.

>Dat zebba is going to jail

Not likely, he has friends in high places.

>>31303437

I like that pic, seems like something Rainbow Dash would do.

>>31303629

Create
Your
Own
Adventure

>>31303650
I know that feel
I try and do the same, but nobody else seems to waifufag dash, so I never get the inspiration to write about her

guys how do I get my hands on Adderall without a prescription
Other than steal it from my job at the pharmacy

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iei5ZfMsXf8
>"Long, Long ago", she said, "the Pegasus Ponies, Earth Ponies and Unicorn Ponies did not live in harmony"
HOLY FUCKING SHIT GUYS HISTORY OF MOTHERFUCKING EQUESTRIA JESUS CHRIST

>>31303559
Hokay here you go Reuniclus

>“I’m sorry,” she whispered, putting her head back down. “I’m so, so sorry.”
>
>“No, Twi,” I ran my hand along her mane. “It was the best thing that ever happened to me. If you hadn’t messed up that spell, we’d have never met and…” I closed my eyes. “I don’t think I can even stand thinking about that.”

sad_music_sampler.mid

>>31303660
It also helps that there is no pony jail

>>31303685
suck a dick for it

Rarity thread?

Rarity thread.

What will your reaction be when Pipsqueak makes a reappearance in the upcoming CMC episode?

>>31303381
Alright I got it this time!

Sorry for making the compiling process even mote tedious. Godspeed on that note, this is quite the 'bro' thing to do.

>>31303660

>Zebra

>Not Already in Jail

>>31303628
>>31303659
No! Stop it!

>>31303679
>nobody else seems to waifufag dash
>nobody seems to waifufag who is basically the mascot of the brony fandom

Nigga you cereal?

>>31303687
NONCANON

>>31303692
Just a question, but have you ever read a romance novel? They're universally terrible, yes, but it's the same kind of terrible

>>31303696
whose dick

how do I arrange this

>last thursday
>overhear some pony fans at college talking about ponies
>they at least sound and look normal enough
>decide to have a one time discussion about ponies
>it goes over well

>today
>arrive to find a "herd" of bronies who's faces immediately light up upon seeing me, dressed in what appear to be trenchcoats and fedoras
>refer to me as "brony"

mfw
>also are a bunch of Rarityfags

>>31303616
Please. If police haven't cottoned onto what Cheerilee is doing with those kids in her class, Zebra Escort doesn't have a thing to worry about.

>>31303660
Mayro, you should be working cant you atleast wait until you get home before you do this

>>31303718
Nobody else HERE. Not openly, anyway. Fluttershy and Twilight, mostly, with a bit of Rarity.
(Note that "best pony" and "waifufagging" are different)

>>31303701
Too late for that. It's tainted by Rainbow Dash and...others

>>31303692
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rasZzenuYxI

>>31303737
>Politicians
Hookers and blow allday erryday

>>31303733
>cottoned

My god, the pillows.......they're made of FOALS!

>>31303713
Are you too aroused?

>>31303731

>trenchcoats and fedoras
>refer to you as brony

Oh man that has to su-

>Rarity fans

Ugh. Come the fuck on.

>>31303688
hooray! thank you
>>31303571
not sure if serious

>>31303383
You are taught to enjoy ponies in moderation through group sessions and rape

>>31303748
Trust me, a soppy Dash CYOA will not go unnoticed.

>>31303731
I'm so sorry. I almost fell for it, but one of my friends is roommates with a few of them. I feel so fucking sorry for him. His wallet has a rainbow lightning strike on it. They mention Dash every single time they see it.

>>31303748
Poor Applejack.
No one wants her as their waifu.

>>31303731
lol

>that feel when no MLP fans in Santa Cruz, CA

What the fuck. Why do you guys get to hang out with other people who like ponies but not me?

>>31303770
This for fluffy?

>>31303687

>random words in ALLCAPS on celestia's bio

>>31303731
That's pretty much a textbook example of Rarifags for you.

>>31303731
What a shame

>>31303779
yeah but that sounds hard. Doing a single path is hard enough for me, never mind a dozen branches.

>>31303754
Hey, Mayor is clean! She doesnt skim the coffers or anything you filthy liberals do!

>>31303758
check out these bad boys

>>31303724

that's not a particularly high form of praise

'yeah, that ed gein guy was a dick, but remember that other guy, whassizname, jeffrey dahmer. what an asshole.'

>>31303702
Christ, for a second there I thought you meant the one out of that fanfic.

Scared me a little, I'll be honest.

>>31303731
>what appear to be trenchcoats and fedoras
Aww shit son that sounds pretty ba-
>also are a bunch of Rarityfags
lol nope 0/10

>>31303731
>>31303731
クールな話、仲間

>>31303777
Pony rape?

>>31303517
There I sent it.

>>31303814
DAAYYYYYYYUMMM

>>31303809

As if, I expect that kind of shit from Dashfags. Why would anyone disgrace the fucking fashion pony with trenchcoats and fedoras.

>>31303687

Harmony and friendship was not ordained by the gods then.

On the wiki, it states that harsh winters forced the ponies of Equestria to come together for warmth, and out of this came friendship. Also, the unicorns had constructed Canterlot before even Discord ruled over them. Celestia and Luna rule not by nature of their divinity, but because the deposed Discord in a coup d' etat.

>>31303814

>>31303821
no I mean, what you're making fun of (and justifiably) is exactly what people are looking for. You're making fun of the genre, not the particular work.

>>31303702
>Pipsqueak comes over to hang out with the CMC
>They all fall in love with him
>Episode spent fighting over him
>Finally ends in a foursome

>>31303841
Dashfags always dress in style bro.

>>31303821
"Yeah, that Justice outfit are bad, but don't forget about Skrillex."

>>31303707
Thank you!

>>31303825

Believe it.

>>31303720

Oh, really? >>31303845

>>31303349
Best thing I saw all week

>>31303828
No, just regular old fashioned rape.

>>31303855
They're foals you sick fuck!

>>31303873
should I just email it to you?

>my 5000x5000 when people call me a brony

We have no one to blame but ourselves, though.

>>31303794
Yup
>>31303833
Thanks, I got it

>>31303898
Children should be allowed to have sex
Otherwise they will be afraid of sex as adults
and become Christians

Anyone got a screencap of one of the ponychan types taking ponies WAY TOO SERIOUSLY handy? I require it.

>>31303885

>rape

>>31303901
sup fellow brony.

>>31303901
My friends call me that as a friendly jibe. It doesn't bother me that much, since they're just joking, and they're almost always the ones that usually bring up the topic anyway.

>>31303885
Then I'm not going!

>>31303845
So why did they move to Canterlot from their old castle?

>>31303915
here you go

another thread for Dash's fat ass

>>31303924

I'm going to run out of 5000x5000 reaction images eventually.

>>31303900
This is amazing

>>31303901
>noonemustknowmysecret.png

>>31303913
I doubt two of them even know what sex is

>>31303901
I ran into a couple on my way home from school yesterday. Looked like a boyfriend and girlfriend, the girl had on that MS Rainbow Dash tee. I complimented her on it and she offered me one of her bracelets with the character colors and names.

They were too tight for my wrists though.

Apparently I was like the fourth person to compliment the shirt that day.

>>31303901
There were a few people who hated it from the start. /co/ was all like "what are you complaining about, it's NOTHING LIKE furry or trekkie!"

>>31303913
Agreed. We live in a culture that is terrified of sex (a natural aspect of human life). It's very unhealthy.

>>31303935
Property value plummeted since the Ursas showed up

>>31303953
>too tight for my wrists though.

mspaint pony time?

>>31303953
>They were too tight for my wrists though.

>>31303899
Yes please

>>31303971
Having a culture where sex is treated casually won't make it easier for you to get laid.

>>31303944
NOT FAT YOU DUMB ROBOT ITS THE CAMERA

>>31303974
Fuckin' star bears, up all times at night, leaving their garbage every damn where.

Someone should arrest them or something.

>>31303971
I wish I wasn't afraid of sex

I mean I'm an adult male, I'm supposed to enjoy big floppy titties, not get freaked out

>>31303991
It's just a bad angle
She doesn't have any good angles
not even directly facing the sun, she blocks it out

>>31303628

>>31303953
>Nathan complements my shirt.
>Go home
>Burn all clothes I was wearing that day
>Throw away everything like it
>Completely change my style

>>31303981
>>31303985
They were strung on those shitty, skinny elastic strings that cut into your wrist if you don't make them loose enough.

>>31303850

i guess so, although i'd point out that 'fabio and the lady of the house' romance schlock is a broad, vast, huge, universal cultural meme anyway, far beyond a cartoon show about silly funny cartoon ponies. they're both silly, yes, but one is the turdiest turd in the bowl, if you'll pardon the expression

if it helps, i've got a few 'get a load of this faggot' macros somewhere, but i thought we could all share in the laughs instead!

>>31303985
OH I GET IT

BECAUSE HE'S FAT

I'M NOT BEING SARCASTIC, I JUST HATE FAT PEOPLE

So how about those ponies?

>>31303953
Did they recognize you?

I mean, it would be hard not to if you're into ponies on the internet anymore.

Maybe they just wondered who that pretty lady was in passing.

>>31304014
Or if you're too fat, evidently

>>31303997
And they rub up on trees to scratch themselves. Its nasty!

>>31304013
That's kinda hot

>>31303983
hell yeah nigga

>>31303971
Funny because even with what little interaction I've had with religious folk they usually get married and have kids younger than most people.

If there really needs to be a scapegoat for less sex I'd blame the internet because I have honestly never met a person who was "afraid of sex".

I am european so I'm not sure how it goes in the americas though.

>>31304026
Nope.

>>31304023
What ponies?

>>31303991
packing away 50 foot long subs in under a hour is not "camera"

>>31304016
I dunno, I guess it just doesn't sit well with me to make fun of something for achieving what it set out to achieve
the story isn't perfect, far from it, but it does what it intended, which is to provide a paper-thin wish-fulfillment overly-romantic bullshit story, and if that's your jam, then it'll do the job. Make fun of its failures, not its successes.

>>31304010
fuck you nigger

>>31304023

ponies?

oh, i'm just here for the fandom.

>>31304055
This ponies.

>>31304045
I'm afraid of it in the sense that I avoid any social situation where there will be partial nudity or any chance of people talking about sex

>>31304055
The ponies.

>>31304051
You should have introduced yourself to them as Nathan.

>>31304023
Was any one else kinda freaked out when Applebloom got juice on AJ and Sweetie pleaded with her not to be mad because she thought she was going to yell like Rarity?

Its like an abuse case

>>31304069
it's okay, Dash, there's just more of you to love
more than one man can handle

>>31304023
Sweetie Bell made me feel sad that scene.
The way she tried to stop Applejack sounded like she's pretty familiar with having an abusive family.

>>31304059
SCREW YOU AND YOUR SLANDER YOU HAVE NO PROOF OF THAT

>>31304055
I think he means those cat things those guys always talk about.
Pic related

>>31304019
>>31303985
>they were too thight for my wrists
>mon visage
Haaaahahahahaha

the most surprising thing is that they didn't call the police on his ugly acne-riden lard-covered face

>>31304074
I'm still not following you on how that would lead to less sex.

>>31304083
>>31304087
I wonder if that's why Rarity moved out.

>>31304090
We all saw you covering yourself in food, Dash. That's pretty damning evidence.

>>31304083
Rarity only beats Sweetie Belle because she cares about her

It's just that sometimes she has so much love to give that she has to beat it into her

>>31304083
>>31304087
She just didn't want to see them fall out because of how much fun they had been having the moment before.

Stop reading so much into stuff, christ.

>>31304081
I did. Got a blank stare in return.

>>31304081
Hes only required to inform them of his status as a sex offender.

>>31303654
Is 5000x3000 ok?
>>31304011

>>31304059
Shes eating for two now

>>31304099

you enjoy your feminine, skinny wrists, i guess?

>>31304073
I like this, but think its weird they are ALL wearing two cutie mark hair clips

>>31304085
wrong

>>31304100
Um.. I'm not following you on how you're not following me

>>31304117
Did you use that oppurtunity to puch her and steal her laptop?

>>31304042
>>31304011
>>31303983
Draw Discord.

>>31304076
>>31304076
>jar full of futa raritys grape flavored horsesemen

destroyed fanon is the best kind of fanon.

When are the new merch names going to be released?

>>31304091
Oh, THAT ponies. Ok. I have one of these.

>>31304042
>MSPaint ponies
>410x485
>not 2000+ x 2000+
You're doing it wrong.

>>31304126
she's not pregnant, she's just pretending to cover over her fat

>>31304126
Just because it's large enough to have it's own area code doesn't make your belly a sentient entity, Dash.

>>31304073
Fucking watermarks hesus christos

>>31304113
That kind of response is ingrained.

Sweetie Belle clearly had expectations.

>>31304143
>horsesemen looks like horsemen

>>31304139
I think a punch from Nathan might be mistaken for the wind picking up.

>>31304139
1. Buses have cameras
2. She was not alone
3. I don't think she had one.

>>31304131
it's nice that you're trying to exercise, but you have to eat less too

if you'd just explained about how you'd seen the elements of harmony earlier and they looked delicious, you wouldn't have been in that mess at all

Boy I sure do love ponies

>>31304127
>>31304127
put your tripcode on again, nathan, i cant filter your shit if you dont.

QUICK I NEED THE COLOR GUIDE!

>>31304130
I think they're meant to be ear spines

>>31304090
oh please I've been in your gut! it's horrible! now lets ignore the fact that you're vary "close" with two earth ponies, one that owns a apple farm and the other works at a bakery! so tell me Dash, do you just whisper sweet nothings into there ears then cram all the food you can eat into you?

>>31304143
Scootaloo, get your mind out of the gutter

no more ponies

>>31304170
...so instead of saying "No, I didn't steal her laptop", you instead list all of the reasons why you couldn't steal it?

what the fuck

>>31304176
Brests dont go there on a pony

>>31304184
>fucking reading this in Starscreams voice

Dash is very pretty but not the prettiest.

>>31304180

boom. colors.

>>31304201
So who's the Beast to Twilight's Belle?

apple bloom is mai imouto

>>31304087
>>31304083
Can't find it right now, but there was a pic on that "Sweetie Poo" tumblr that was all "Rarity never hits me but sometimes she hugs me a little too hard" and the pic is a shit and bloodstained seaty belt lying on the ground.
I fapped so hard that night

>>31304208

>>31304211
THANKS FOR THE AID!

>>31304141

>>31304180
>>31303212

>>31304201
I wonder how Rose's going to react to this one.

>>31304208
Not in Fluttershits gown

>>31304208
nigger you just fucked up BIG TIME

>>31304208
>dash
>not prettiest

what are you smoking? i want some

>>31303091

>>31304182
Weird

A dragon that loves apples. How silly

>>31303933
IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD
GET IN THE STRAITJACKET.

>>31304208
Correct
Bowie is prettiest poni.

>>31304214
Trixie, duh.

>>31304184
Well now I can't stop imagining Pinkie, Dash, and AJ in bed together, Pinkie and AJ wrapping their legs around Dash and feeding her their respective products while they take turns giving her something else lower down.

What the fuck, brain. These are marshmallow ponies.

>>31304194
He's always eyeing up the opportunities to get ahead.

>>31304214
Nathan.
Only without the happy ending.

>>31304208
But that's wrong.

>>31304061

that line of thinking's not as open-minded as you're making out, though. it features ponies, thus it better have ponies being ponies or so help me god.

if hotsauce wanted to achieve a fabio romance story, he'd better sit down and write a damn fabio romance story.

>>31304201
Oh my goodness they're all so pretty.

>>31304234
MAKE ME, YOU NOT A PONY!

>>31304231
dude your fucking blind there is a leather rebel in this thread

i drawed futashy

>>31304177

Just pointing out, wrist size is almost predominately determined by genetics.

So if you ever get fit, your girlish wrists will forever make your arms look weird.

>>31304208
I disagree with you and I think that Rainbow Dash is the prettiest pony

>>31304201
>bikinis on top

>>31304258
it had at least one pony, though, which is all you need for a human x pony story. If it were a pony x pony story and lacked the requisite number of ponies, then you're right, that would be a serious failing. When you get down to it, though, Twilight hasn't done any romantic behaviour in the show, so how she would act in that situation is pretty open to interpretation

>>31304258
You sound kind of autistic.

>>31304253
"Who was that pretty lady?"

>>31304233
Almost as sill as a dragon that loves ponies?

You know, seeing as how their lives must seem equally inconsequential to such a long-lived dragon

>>31304288
Would you rather the seashells be over the crotchboobs?

>>31304305
Nathan why haven't you killed yourself yet

>>31304312
yes

>>31304303
>>31304301

yeah, this is getting weird. nice having a civil discussion with you anyway, anon.

>>31304312
I wasn't complaining, anon.

>>31304279
how sad. i learn a lesson

>>31304310
He's young

He doesnt know that pain yet

>>31304275

>>31304329
>getting
I think it started weird and went down from there

>>31304201
Twilight and fluttershy I can agree with, but why are the rest of them paired with those princesses.

>>31304283
i swear if this nigga dont shut the fuck up imma destroy his laptop again.

MSpaint ponies aye? I'll give it a whirl.

Dear GOD I'm so fucking tired of organizing my pony folder. I've sorted 7000 pictures in general folders and there's another 7000 to go! Why do I even NEED so much pictures?! Oh god this retatded and it drives me insane.

>this thread

>>31304310

Could you imagine if they actually had an episode where they actually discuss Spike's longevity?

That would be heartbreaking. Way too heavy a subject for little girls anyway.

>>31304350
Guys, Twilight is giving that look again!

>>31304338
oh yeah you going make me pussass

>>31304240
when you think this...Starscream wins

>>31304355
Just remember when you saved each and every picture, and then the normal 4chan naming scheme organizes themselves quite nicely.

>>31303845

Oh god, that is horrible. Imagine being forced to spend several months in a dingy hut with some of the ponies.

"...... Hey! Girls, this is boring.. Lets do something... I know... We could have a boredom part.... "

"NO!! No boredom parties, No hay parties, and especially no "one million bottles of applecider on the wall" Singalongs. You hear me, Pinkie`s ancestor?"

"...Meaniepants."

"And you better not think of opening the door again, Rainbow Dash`s ancestor. You have been letting out the heat all day."

"Aw, come on, its just snow, i need to stretch my wings. Be cool an...."

"Cool? COOL? That is what you told Discord four months ago too and now we are sitting in seven yards of snow."

"Geeze, you are such a grouch, Twilight Sparkles ancestor."

>>31304355
I deleted all my pictures.

And then I had reasons to post them again and couldn't find any of them because I had deleted them.

>>31304334
Hahaha. You're right.

But he will, eventually. Hope the princesses can keep him out of whatever depression spiral hits you when you lose so many ponies that you've known almost your entire life.

>>31304350

i am a unicorn

except with dirt.

>>31304368

>>31304349

come at me, bro