Eat apples.

>That last thread

Fluttershy would probably just sing herself to sleep. Or maybe she'd go make some tea or something.

>>31288997
Browse /co/

>>31288997
Rarity would try to drink all the calming teas in her rather extensive tea cabinet, leafing through her high-end fashion magazines for the 'who's who' of Canterlot and Trottingham fashion

Read

>>31289053
Counter-argument.

some shit is gonna go down within the next few months, not just regular shit, but some major in the shit kinda shit

cats and dogs raping each other, fire raining from the sky, the dead rising from their graves

>>31289053
I bet she has her own copy of this.

if doubles then let's have an orgy

Twilight would study Insomnia and how to get over it

Oh, if anybody missed it earlier, Klondike updated his text game
http://play2.textadventures.co.uk/v5/Play.aspx?file=Ponyville.cas

>>31289054
That reminds me.

Does any drawfag wanna show us the reactions of ponies when they find porn of themselves?

its 8 am here

>>31289078
I WANT ALL THOSE. NOW.

>new song
>many people say it won't be in the show and will be on a music CD
Why?
Why do people say this.On what are this claims based on?

>>31289075
So it's like New Jersey but everywhere?

the same stuff they do during the day, but quieter so as not to disturb others.

>>31289075
I bet there'll be a religion offering superpowers if you worship the new messiah. (Except it turns out to be the antichrist.)

>>31289078
Berry Punch has this one.

>>31289078
Wait, which is the one I drink if I need to do a bunch of research and writing via the Internet but my brain is so scattered that I don't know where to start

>>31288997

Out of curiosity:

Anyone else at the University of Wisconsin browsing atm? Was walking home, saw pony toys in someone's window (with said person sitting in front of a computer).

>>31289098
are any links to the song still up AT ALL?

>>31288997
Pinkie Pie doesn't experience insomnia, she wills the machinations of reality around her whimsical sleep schedule.

>>31289078
>northern lights
>vanilla kush
>super silver tea

these names sound oddly familiar

>>31288997
>Insomnia for Dash
Go flying around until her wings are sore, then collapse on a nearby cloud

>>31289057

Petting her cat Opal and jotting down what's currently hot in the fashion world.

>mane cast

I fucking hate you all.

>>31289070

>Twilight reading Pride and Prejudice

This is... so perfect. Thank you. Twilight is now super best pony in my opinion which is most likely correct but not subjectively guaranteed to be.

>>31289078
>you will never stay up late with a tired fluttershy and make sleepytime tea with her
>you will never cuddle each other to sleep in the warm post-tea happiness

>>31289127
She probably naps the same way Dash does -- on clouds, because fuck physics and Pegasus racial talents, pillows are the best Goddamn memory foam mattress you've ever slept on, son.

>>31289122
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1O0ErRhdoI

>>31289112
but the o bama is the antichrist, or like an illuminati reptilian

IF THE NEXT PERSON GETS DOUBLES (S)HE HAS TO DRIVE TO MY HOUSE AND TAKE MY VIRGINITY

>>31289159
I bet they dont

>>31289138
>pic

So does she get her supply from Fluttershy, or is it the other way around?

>>31289168
YOU CUNT

>>31289151
Ah yes, the hugging.

I would hug Fluttershy.

>>31289168
look at me fucking Nostradamus over here

>>31289159

>yfw it's Nathan

What if you were enjoying an afternoon with Twilight discussing chemistry when all of a sudden you two get flash mobbed by Pinkie and like 15 other ponies who won't stop doing the Pony Pokey and insist you join in?

WHAT DO!?

>>31289155
>probably sleeps on clouds
>implying she doesn't sleep on Dash

>>31289171
They just take the leaves from the poison joke.

Inhaling it is the best high Equestria can offer.

Zecora cultivates it

>>31289192
Do the pony pokey

>>31289196
I am TRYING to posit not EVERY solution involves Shipping--

But let's be honest, Dash would be a wonderful lap-pillow pony.

>>31289192
join in and have fun anyway

>>31289192
JOIN IN!
FUN! YAY!

>>31289151
Sounds like it's time for a quickfic!

1st picture reply: character will be featured in the story.
2nd picture reply: decides genre
1-3 - fantasy
4-6 - comedy
7-9 - tragedy
0 - make your peace now
two of a kind - you will never see it coming

>>31289119
plz someone answer this D:

I am way behind

>>31289196

"You're so soft, Dashie <3"

>>31289214
Comedy

I'm concerned for my well being, because I got a raging whyboner when I saw Pinkie in that burlesque outfit

>>31289192
Do one round of the Pony Pokey, get back to studying.

Alternate: Suggest Twilight get SIXTEEN GODDAMN PONIES OUT OF HER LABORATORY, JESUS.

>>31289177
I would hug Rarity and tell her that she's pretty. She would push me aside and thank me for the compliment, then ask me to massage her hooves.

I would.

>>31289214
This post best end in a 4 5 or 6...

>>31289159
Some bets you just shouldn't make.

>>31289205
especially with all that pudge

As requested. Sheriff Silverstar.

>>31289229
Welcome to 7 months ago

>>31289192
GET ALL UP IN THEIR SHIT ABOUT MY CHIRAL CENTERS

>>31289157
He's the fake antichrist. You act like this isn't a time war ala Terminator; Satan can read the Bible too.

>>31289229
Everyone does. Even ladies.

CAPTCHA: LUSTOMER XXI.

>>31289192
Explain that I am physically incapable of joining in due to my spine being fused from shoulders to just above my ass, thank her for the offer, then go back to helping Twilight.

foreveralone.tiff

>>31289228
Oh irony.

>>31289192
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF STUPID QUESTION IS THAT

WHAT KIND OF FAGGOT STOPS TALKING WITH A CUTE GIRL ABOUT CHEMISTRY TO GO DANCE

FUCK DANCING

MISS SPARKLE YOU MAY CONTINUE YOUR DISCUSSION

>>31289233
HAHA!

Don't worry, SMILING will make the irony better

>>31289260
what about ron paul or david icke

What do you do here.

You know, I've always wondered why people removed eyes from pics.

So I decided to do it to.

>>31289284
I shoot birds at the airport

>>31289228
>>31289233
Well this will be interesting...

>>31289119
Study time.

>>31289284
Drink and drink and drink and fight

>>31289284
Me? Nothing, can't drawn, write, or voice.

>>31289284
IS THIS THE GUY FROM QI

>>31289284
I ride them big fuckers.

I refuse to live in a world where Applejack is not best pony.

>>31289271
You see, this is what I was thinking, but I didn't want to disappoint Pinkie and I mean she's got like this super silly smile on and I wasn't sure if joining in would make me look like a super-douche and then Twilight wouldn't want to talk about chemistry with me anymore.

THIS IS HARD DECISION, GODDAMN.

>>31289284
I drew once

thats about it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iaXqItRMOQ

Smile smile smile!

>>31289281
Hah. Ron Paul has Asperger's, and David Icke is a comedian.

>>31289325

>>31289300
>>31289307
>>31289310
>>31289311
>>31289328
Attention!

>>31289311
WAIT
I HEARD THERE WAS A PONI REFERENCE ON QI
IS THIS TRUE?

>>31289329
>mfw over 300 plays

>>31289244
This isn't a criticism but did you reference:
>>31288112
?

It's good either way.

>>31289337
>ron paul has aspergers

well that clears a lot of things up

>>31289329

>i'm not the only one who's seriously emotionally affected by this song, right? it inspires so much genuine hope in me. and as someone who's suffered from chronic depression her entire life, that's not an easy thing to do...

STOP

FUCKING STOP

IT'S A FUCKING CARTOON

I am SICK of these faggots who are like "HURR MY LITTLE PONY HELPED MY DEPRESSION" or "HURR IT HELPED ME BEAT CANCER"

Grow the FUCK up

>>31289368
>he didn't beat cancer

>>31289359
You're off the edge of the map mate

Soon thats all you'll ever hear in your ears.

>>31289368

you're the one who needs to grow up, anon

>>31289368
You seem upset.

>>31289362
Yes. Yes I did.

Now I need a new pony to draw. Quick /co/ give me another name of a pony to draw

>>31289353
Not unless you count the horse-themed episode where Stephen refers to Alan as "my little pony" when introducing him

>>31289368
A cute show designed to be cute uplifting peoples spirits.

Your argument is invalid.

>>31289384
Scootaloo

>>31289384
Dash

>>31289368
that's just youtube comments for you. It's on every fucking song by any fucking artist, not just cartoons.

>>31289368
Why would you possibly get upset at someone using a form of media they enjoy to make their life better?

>>31289380
I've stopped beaming for every playthrough, now it's almost bittersweet. But it's still the best goddamn song ever.

>>31289368
yeah, this does kind of upset me

if you can really cure your depression with one song, you're a fucking fag who isn't even depressed in the first place

>>31289353
Dude, what the fuck. I made up a rumor about there being a MLP reference on QI after I watched the most recent episode because I was bored and felt like trolling you all. And you're still talking about it? I lol'd

>>31289384
Armless McSexypony

>>31289368
> HURR IT HELPED ME BEAT CANCER
Man, you are an assmad faggot, y'know that?

>>31289368
Did you run out of tampons? We can have Faceless start a charity fund for you to get some more.

>>31289416
>Faceless
>Handling Money

Sounds good to me

>>31289414
I'm tempted to do an amputee Rarity. Y/N?

>>31289368
STOP

FUCKING STOP

ITS HIS FUCKING INTEREST

I am SICK of these faggots who are like "HURR MY LITTLE PONY IS FOR YOUNG PRE-TEEN GIRLS AND HAS NO VALUE WHATSOEVER" or "HURR IT HELPED ME IN MY TROUBLES"

Grow the FUCK up

>>31289368

Assburgers makes growing up a very difficult task if your parent's don't know how to properly raise an autistic kid. Rule#1: no tv or video games. Rule#2: invest them in a task they enjoy. That's it. If they get a productive task they enjoy and habitually do it over and over (which is the only advantage to the disability), they can become very intelligent people in that field.

And then... there are fags like that.

>>31289424
Make that augmented Rarity and you have my support.

>>31289405
When I first saw it posted on /co/, I thought it was a fansong that ends with Pinkamina making other ponies "why so serious?"

Then I found out it was a leak.

(Why was I so disappointed?)

>>31289424
Oh shit get on that son.

>>31289424

>amputee

Uhh, will she be augmented? Or just completely limbless?

>>31289416

>>31289424
I ... I kind of have a thing for girls with use of only one arm.

That ... that would be good.

I'd say it's one thing to be cheered up by a song.

It's another to use the song to overcome serious chronic depression.

That's like that dude who claimed he stood up to his abusive stepdad after many long years because he thought Rainbow Dash was a good role model.

>>31289435
my psych said I had assburgers, but then I went to another one who told me I was just a drug addict asshole

>>31289424
If you make her augmented you have my full support

>>31289405
>Why would you possibly get upset at someone using a form of media they enjoy to make their life better?

GEE
I WONDER WHAT OTHER GROUP OF PEOPLE HAS A HABIT OF BLINDLY GIVING SOMEONE OR SOMETHING CREDIT FOR EVERYTHING THAT GOES WELL IN THEIR LIFE

I THINK IT RHYMES WITH "FRISTIANS"

>>31289424
Requestor here. At least one limb off completely; others can be augs if you like.

>>31289442
>>31289447
Augmented limbs or completely limbless /co/?

>>31289426

If you genuinely are affected psychologically by this shallow children's cartoon, you've got issues to deal with.

>>31289378
>>31289381
>>31289383
>>31289389
>>31289398
>>31289405
>>31289406
>>31289415
>>31289416
>>31289426
>>31289435

>>31289467
Augmented.

Let's talk about the most gorgeous pony in all of Equestria.

>>31289450
>>31289406
I think you guys are overanalyzing someone saying a song mad them feel happy. I'm in the same boat, I listened to it and felt elated, better than I did before I heard it, but I'm not claiming it cured my depression forever... anyone saying that is obviously using some serious hyperbole.

>>31289424
>>31289437
I cast my vote for more cyborgponies.

Alternatively I really like that pre-augment Rarity where she's just a limbless torso being wheeled around by a servant.

>>31289457
That's not a word!

CHEMISTRY WITH TWILIGHT

I GOT HERE AS FAST AS I COULD

>>31289467
Dated a girl with partial paralysis. God she was hot.

>>31289457
>he doesn't worship the one true god Celestia

>>31289467
Neither, half-way. Just like... missing one or two legs.

>>31289457
Hey, your opinion?
Here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rg3Q6_GkcU

>>31289479
>picture unrelated

>>31289467

Well, it's up to the requestor, far be it for me to snag his request from him.

>>31289484
Duplex posts it alot, I like it too

>>31289487
what molecule be this?

>>31289490
did you ever fuck a retard, because it seems like you've fucked pretty much everything short of a quadriplegic

>>31289484
This one?

>>31289467
Augmented

>>31289490
FUCK goddamn it my trip was on.

>>31289499
Hey Hows my story request coming along?

>>31289484
Post-augment Rarity with a limb like this one would be awesome.

>>31289483
> it inspires so much genuine hope in me. and as someone who's suffered from chronic depression her entire life, that's not an easy thing to do...

Just taking them at face value. If that's hyperbole, then there's no problem with me laughing at the hyperbole

>>31289520

Uhh...Which one would that be?

>>31289518
>>31289490
>Chistery's sexual escapades
Go on...

>>31289518
You've posted this before you ninny we already knew

>>31289513
Yeah, the middle one.

Would you be Rarity's attendant?

>>31289508
you got some no holds barred diethylstilbestrol right there son

>>31289487
Okay, that seems like the general consensus. Thanks for your input! Sticking to chemistry, will reschedule a flash dance mob with Pinkie.

Twilight will probably like the fact that I have a planner. I wonder if she will talk about the composition of TNT.

>>31289533
Gilda getting branded I think?

>>31289540
If I get to help her even after she gets augmented then yes

>>31289476
What's your thoughts on Dresden Codak?

Does anyone have a picture of Rainbow Dash flying a kite (not scootaloo)?
If not, may I request one?

>>31289490
I know everyone is going to ask sexual questions, but I am honestly curious to know how sexual relations with a girl with paralysis works

...because I'm really good friends with a disabled girl, and neither of us are sure, but it might turn to more than that

>>31289545
Damn thats hot

>>31289540
she's still got a horn
she can attend to herself.

I'd say after episode four, we already know the answer to that.

>>31289151
is it sad that ive been hugging a pillow ever since i read this?

>>31289508
some molecule a freshman chemistry student thinks looks cool.

Space filled models? Fucking casuals.

But I see two phenols and an ethyl group. Can't say for sure because of the fucked up model.

>>31289512
> boinked everything short of a quadriplegic
Whoa, whoa, whoa, my social calendar is NOWHERE NEAR THIS FULL. I'm just saying she was really, really hot and I'm not discounting amputees or augs as 'teh hawt.'

I've taken some liberties with the eye colors since I couldn't be sure what they were all supposed to be. If anyone knows the eye colors and I did any of them wrong, let me know.

>>31289556

you can be her Alfred

>>31289499
Requestor here. At least one aug limb on, another limb just a stump that will be replaced after the first surgery heals.

>>31289549

>gilda branded

Uhh, are you referring to the fluttertorture fic? There's no branding in that I'm afraid.

>>31289565

>>31289565
oh god the author for that is such a pretentions douche

WHAT THE FUCK IS EVEN HAPPENING RIGHT NOW

>>31289570

What happens if a unicorn's horn is cut off?

>>31289587
Time for a Kim dump then.

>>31289585
Well looks like you've forgotten my request then

>>31289569
you have no idea

>>31289598
then it is converted into a dragon dildo

>>31289603
>dumping unrelated shit
>again

>>31289593
In what way? Public speakings, or just how his work shows off?

>>31289468
If you're up this late on a weekday waggling your dick around on anonymous messageboards to feed your ego you could have some issues as well

>>31289578
>no Tess
Oh come on the amount of request and cute pictures he did surely must earn him a position there.

>>31289568
It works more or less the way you'd think it does, just keep in mind she can't balance effectively on one hand or what have you.

All I know is mood is everything; able-bodied women don't have such and advantage unless you were planning on doing handstands.

Besides, there's nothing quite like helping her keep her balance when she's riding you.

>>31289626
That's way less issues than people who take cartoons way too seriously.

>>31289617
>related to a semi related topic.

I know it's a stretch, but I do it in the name of science.

>>31289579
Sold
Spike won't murder me in my sleep will he?

>>31289626
>denying that you have a social disorder
>while on 4chan

How deluded do you even have to be

>>31289626

>Implying I'm not British

>>31289606

No sir I have not, I remember every request that I've accepted and branding was not part of any of them as far as I can recall. You could run the synopsis by me again, might jog my memory a bit.

>>31289632
You are late a little bit

>>31289598

Inability to use magic? We've seen it happen before, you know...

Discord.

>>31289513
>>31289484
>I really like that pre-augment Rarity where she's just a limbless torso being wheeled around by a servant.
Yeah... me too.
>This is my fetish.jpg

>>31289633
I asked and asked and he never piped up. I've been trying to track him down, but he's an elusive individual.

>>31289585
>that story
That has been on the queue since I started writing for this fandom. Didn't you formally abandon it?

>>31289578
Not even gonna wait till it's done, huh?

It's still lovely.

>>31289578
>Leth's eyes are the marker

Pfffftahahahahaah

>>31289633
He would be... if he had an OC.

>>31289598
They deflate like a balloon and go careening around the room making farting noises.

>>31289644
Twilight as Kim?

>>31289674
I support this.

>>31289664
Of course I'll be redoing it once it's done.

>>31289644
I don't like Dresden Codak for a lot of reasons, but the art isn't one of them.

Who do you think would be anti-aug? I'm actually thinking TWILIGHT SPARKLE.

>>31289538
I did?

>>31289674
>>31289674
>>31289674
>>31289674
>>31289674

>>31289598
Greatly weakened and uncontrolled magic as a stump will probably remain.
As it grows back he will recover

>>31289566
>>31289566
>>31289566

>>31289566
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>>31289566
>>31289566

>>31289595

I'm so tired I don't even fucking know.

>>31289652
Then you should be at work

>>31289632

>>31289685

I don't think it would grow back

>>31289659

>>31289620
his whole attitude towards his comic and how he manages it.
he'll do nothing for like a month, just sit around, stream occasionally, etc.
he'll do some initial linework for alike a week
wait a while
when it's been close to two months since an update, he'll start working furiously on the next page of the comic
he'll pull all nighters and basically work nonstop.
he tells everyone about this in an effort to make people pity him for working so hard. he then tries to use this pity to get them to donate money
again this is after doing no work for a month and a half
he also likes to remind people that he thinks hes smarter than them

>>31289694
Green Isn't Your Color, the spa ponies filed Rarity's horn. They wouldn't need to do that if it wasn't growing.

>>31289664

>abandoned

Nonsense, it's sitting in my docs right now still half finished.

I'd really like to finish this thing I'm currently working on, getting pretty close.

>>31289689

>Implying it's not only 7:45 here
>Implying I'm not a uni student

Try harder

>>31289683
Why Twi? I would think AJ would be the obvious anti-aug, if just for not being natural

>>31289716
I imagine it's like a reindeer antler.

>>31289683
Yes I distinctly remember you bringing it up, even if you don't. You so silly sometimes.

>>31289578
>that picture
>i'm non-existent
good then, he was listening to me.
Not that I wouldn't have liked to be in it just its just funnier this way.

>>31289722
You should be studying

>>31289735
and smoking

and fucking

and rioting

>>31289727
AJ wouldn't think it's natural, Twilight would think it would interfere with her transfiguration magic (which is probably true).

>>31289735

>Implying I care about uni

Try harder bro

>>31289659
>classy, mature, orders you around, takes you for granted
>but you stay because you know she needs you

>>31289754
Shouldn't you be high as fuck right now?

ITT: How dare you to be online at this time?!!??!

>>31289686
>>31289686
>>31289686
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>>31289566

Anyone? At all? Even a 'no'?
I have a headache.

>>31289770

i'm high as fuck

>>31289701

Why are so many talented cartoonists complete jerks, complainers, furries, or some combination of the three?
It's VERY depressing.

I was under the impression that night-pony-threads were of superior quality and maturity that day-threads

I was mistaken and apologize for you fucks.

>>31289732
Unfortunately there isn't room to fit everyone... and everytime I thought the list was finished, four more people would show up in a thread. I think we restricted it mostly to the night crew who were around at the time the idea came to be, or the ones who showed up and were super bro.

>>31289753
So, nothing personal, it would just get in the way of doing stuff with magic?

I mean anti-aug as in being against the practice itself, and the person that is an aug

>>31289786

it's not late enough

wait until like 2 in the morning

So Pegasus can walk on and interact with clouds. Can they eat them too?

>>31289786
Night threads used to be good before Moot shoved /b/ at us.
Well, comparatively good. They weren't worse, anyway.

>>31289805
Yes

>>31289805
Yes, they eat them all the time.
Well, Dash does.

>>31289805

Can we eat dirt?
SHOULD we?

>>31289778
Ponibooru is a thing that exists.

>>31289786
Its night there but its morning here.

>>31289784
Because creativity is second only to madness. How else can you sit around thinking of things that never happened and never could?

>>31289786
'Night threads' start at 2 AM PST.

Also, this is a bad time to mention this, but I don't know what goes on in half his comics, or what the plot is suppose to be in the on going story. I'm in it for the art.

>>31289778

Hey. You know there's this thing? Called MS paint? You can like... copy/paste a kite over Scootaloo yourself?

... Nah, that's crazy.

>>31289805
Amongst other things.

>>31289786
What are you butthurt about now you little bitch

>>31289791

Jr. said he's eventually going to do another, or possibly even two more, with everyone that he missed (and a few more scoops of Anonymous).

>>31289716

What if a unicorn just let their horn continue growing?

>>31289850
Then it starts curling backwards and eventually penetrates the skull.

>>31289791
You mean I'm non-existent because there was no room as apposed to me wanting to?
bummer
Oh well.

>>31289824
That's fucking shit.
Ponibooru is fucking shit.
It takes eons to load.

>>31289830
But that would look shit.
I want an actual drawn picture :c

>>31289850
>What if a unicorn just let their horn continue growing?

Remember that one Angry Beavers episode about teeth?

Yeah...

>>31289850
I think they're slow growing. Like how Celestia and her sisters is 1000+ years old and it's 3 feet long give or take

>>31289850
Have any namefags ever been chased out of these threads for good?

We need to have some anons in the back stomping the shit out of a chased off namefag.

>>31289850
It would become brittle, much like how hamsters have to file down their teeth so they don't either injure themselves or break them.

>>31289850
It gets really really long and then, because magic, they grow wings.

That's what happened to Luna and Celestia before they consolidated their power.

They were just to really unhygienic sisters.

>>31289869

I miss Angry Beavers. It was one of those good nineties Nicktoons that people never really seem to remember when listing the good nineties Nicktoons.

>>31289880
...mito? He's a tripfag, but still, fits.

>>31289891
Alicorns are hippies.
Filthy , filthy hippies.

>>31289880
Mito, any of a dozen people who only go to fimchan anymore, or hell, a couple ponychanners.

>>31289875
> Three feet long
God, to think the fillies they could pick up with those.

>>31289880

I can't seem to recall anyone chasing off a namefag other than cottonmouth, or whatever the fuck his name was.

>>31289895
Same difference.

>>31289880
>mfw I'm a namefag who dropped his name because he never contributed anything and he realized that he was equally ignored either way.

Someone fucking draw rainbow fucking dash flying a fucking kite for me by the end of the next fucking thread.
Fuck.

>>31289894
>mfw its always been my favorite but /co/ never cares

>>31289900
I was thinking more like hicks.

Luna and Celestia were like Cleetus and Brandine.

Then they got superpowers.

>>31289891

I do not find that headcanon acceptable. If horn length = magic power, then why isn't Prince Blueblood the most powerful mortal magic-user in Equestria?

Captcha: Strucc wives,
Oh, wow.

>>31289904
That faggot hangs over on fimchan now.

>>31289880
we chased off Plaster this one time
that was pretty fun

>>31289916
S.P.A.W.N.

>>31289923
He trims his because he's a smoothskin and
> Celestia decreed it

>>31289865
>not using e621

>>31289912
You could have just asked a drawfag nicely and they might have done it. Now that you've gotten snippy about it, they won't do it due to spite.

>>31289918
>Hey Cleetus, whuts that green glowy stuff on the ground up yonder?
>I dunno, LETS RIDE OUR HORSES IN IT!
>Gunfire and wooping*

>>31289918
>They speak to eachother like hillbillies when they are alone.

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>>31289916

People honestly forget the angry beavers? Really?

Fucking spooty spoot spootheads.

Stump was the best character.

>>31289923
>implying he isn't

Why do you suppose he expects everybody to wait on him hand and foot?

>>31289937

My point is that Twilight is the most powerful magic-user in the country, and she's got a normal to small horn. Hell, Trixie had a longer one.

>>31289937
Still horn length=magic doesn't make any sense.
Wouldn't the professors at Celestia's academy have bigger horns?
And even if Celestia outlawed that I'm sure that many unicorns would ignore it and just hide.
And Celestia would never do that.

>>31289958

I liked Dag the most

I have a weird tendency to prefer the characters that always get abused in cartoons... (Dag, Double-D, Cat, etc.)

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>>31289916

For a while I thought Ren & Stimpy was my favorite Nicktoon, and I still love it, but after a lot of deliberation I decided that there was one cartoon that is just plain better.

This is my favorite Nicktoon of all time. Favorite cartoon in general? Well, it's probably tied with Moral Orel, only because Moral Orel is about the only successful animated dramedy I've ever seen.

>>31289978
It's not the size, it's how you use it.

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>>31289912
dude just stop

>>31289959
Because he's a pussy bitch?
>ew, cake, dirty stay away

Even Rarity gets dirty now and then

horn length doesn't matter, its all about girth

>>31289945
Seriously, I found that by typing
friendship_is_magic kite
into the search box. One thing you can say about furries is they like their art organized.

>>31289992
>Tom Kenny, Tom Kenny everywhere

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QUADS

>>31289992

Yeah I loved Rocko, maybe a little bit more than angry beavers but they're still up there. Kablam was okay.

>>31289996

Sooooooooooo...

horn length =/= magic power.
Wonderful! I have proven my point. Time for tea.

>>31290010
Could be that Blueblood's wearing a fake, padded horn.

Like a unicorn codpiece

>>31290022
>tea
with fluttershy?
and cuddling?
(>>31289151)

>>31289958

...

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>>31290025
>Unicorn codpiece.
This needs to get drawn.
The one from Bard Quest.

>>31289945
> >>31289865
> >not using e621

A better version found at 20pc.org

>>31290025

A fashion expert like Rarity would have sussed something like that out. No question.

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Sorry, these four and the ones before are me. I have a headache and feeling really fucking weird. I don't mean to be a dick (and I don't give a shit about quads, obviously).
I'll go to bed now.

>>31289945
Thank you to you.

>>31289996
> he actually believes this
I tell ya, there is a minimum and a maximum length and girth for ... certain things.

>>31290050
But would she have had the audacity to point it out? That's like publicly mocking somebody's toupee.

Besides, it wasn't the length of his horn she was interested in.

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How about the pic of Rainbow Dash towing Scootaloo high in the sky?

>>31290025
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Oh yeah I keep forgetting, everyone's been questioning whether Rarity's father is a unicorn or not, right? Well, he obviously has a horn.

It just isn't on his head, sillies.

The best-kept secret of the most powerful unicorn wizards
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>>31290067
Makes a person wonder if there are big long plastic double-tipped unicorn horns.

>>31290069
Aliens from Omicron Persei 8 took his upper horn.

>>31290063

She likely would have at least made a grimace at it when she saw him up close, but would also have quickly corrected herself.

>>31290069
> you're suddenly aware Rarity doesn't want to be seen with her parents as her father uses magic with his ... horn
> and was told "the story of how you came to be" a little too explicitly at a young age
> she shudders when she remembers the diagrams

>>31290075
Someone please draw a picture of a unicorn male trying to seduce a girl while he wears a fake horn extender.

>>31290075
Twilight's a powerful unicorn but her horn seems average only because it's partially ingrown.

Her horn hasn't ascended yet.

I need to clop to ponies. Someone post some.

By the way, I was implying that he is an Earth pony and that, technically speaking, he does still have a horn. Not that he is a unicorn but his penis is his magical horn.

I'm too tired to be making satirical implications.

>>31290100
>ingrown horn

>>31290107
The hammer is his penis.

Working on that quickfic. This one's tough!

>>31290103
No you dont

>>31290096
How about a pony that's wearing his mane greased up the shaft of his horn like some kind of unicorn combover?

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>>31290100
She has to coat it in the blood of a unicorn.
But she was to be careful of the minotaurs that guard it.

>>31290100

By Equestria standards, Twilight is a grown woman. Old enough to hold a stable job at least, but is currently a student getting periodic payments from the Canterlot Educational Administration.

>>31290118
I'm anticipating the result a great deal, godspeed Duplex.

>>31290103

Will there be a ponyquest tonight? Or tomorrow? Or soon?

>>31290096
Or some kind of gross oversized veiny muscle horn.

>>31290118
Come on Duplex you can do it
You never let us down
You don't want to start now do you?

>>31290123
This too. This is such an obvious metaphor I can't believe it hasn't been done before.

>>31290121
I do!... ;_;

>>31290133
I'm not doing any of those things.

>>31290145
This really should have been done after Bridle Gossip. I mean even the show went there.

>>31290137

Tomorrow at 8PM CST. Assuming I don't fall deathly ill or get sued.

BUT WHAT ARE THE ODDS OF EITHER OF THOSE THINGS HAPPENING. IT'S NOT LIKE SICKNESS OR COURT CASES HAVE ALREADY INTERRUPTED PONY QUEST IN THE PAST OR ANYTHING.

>>31290133
As a graphic designer, I find this font very irritating

>big throbbing unicorn horns

What is a Ponyquest?

>>31290165
OH GOD I CAN'T CONTAIN MY PONER

wow, thanks mods.

really improved these threads.

site is still glitchy as fuck. I have to imput 2 captchas ever 7 posts, /r9k/ really needs to exist, there is only 1 new board, and every time i try and post a car review on /o/, "Part of your comment isn't allowed to be posted"

On top of that, the rules haven't been updated in almost 8 years.

horn foreskins and circumcisions.

Discuss.

>>31290174
>welcome to 4chan
>enjoy your stay
>etc
If you don't like it, there's plenty of other sites.

>>31290131
I kind of imagine her as a grad student in my headcanon.
But then again, in my headcanon Rainbow Dash learned Karate from an ear pony voiced by George Takei and Twilight once created a coffee brew so powerful, Celestia herself decreed it as a controlled substance is holding research on its use as a fuel source.

My headcanon is weird.

>>31290174

>Complaining on that 4chan remained unchanged.

>>31290174

>Complaining about 4chan as a whole on a late night pony thread on /co/

What.

>>31290184
: |

> I am now brutally aware Twilight would be an 'intactivist' and Rarity would be fine with it 'for aesthetic and religious reasons.'

>>31290184
Too far man. Too far.

We're never seeing Pip again are we?

Nighttime, you say?

>>31290197
Nope, the fic will never update again.

>>31290197
We can only hope

>>31290197
Thank god.

>>31290158
Ponyquest as in, drawn /tg/-style quests?
How many have you done? Are they archived?

>>31290190

>ear pony

You know how Juice's OC is an apple with pony legs? Yeah well now I'm picturing a giant human ear with pony legs.

>>31290197
They mentioned him by name and they're introducing him as a very very young male character, maybe to rope in the very few male child fans they have.

I imagine we'll be seeing a little more of the teeny Oliver Twist.

>>31290197
You just want to see him again for his plump marshmallowy plot don't ya.

>>31290170

P.Q.'s current choose-your-own-adventure thing that has been going on for some time now.

>>31290184
I... What did I just walk into?
Should I just come back later?

>>31290220

This is probably the best you're getting until tomorrow night, actually.

>>31290220
Fluffy, you're not dead!

Yay!

>>31290214
Just as long as he doesn't bard when he runs around anymore.

>>31290220
NO WE NEED TO DISCUSS HOW NOT DEAD YOU ARE AND HOW MUCH WE LOVE YOU

HAVE ALL MY DOSH

>>31290212
I pictured a tiny pony that lived in her ear.

>>31290220
By giving it attention, you only give it power. Ignore it, and it shall wither away.

>>31290220
No, please, Fluffy, stay.

Incidentally if you have a PayPal I have some money for you.

>>31290190

Oh God, I loved that issue.

>>31290229
bark even.

>>31290227
Why, what happens tomorrow night?

>>31290219
Are they drawn?

>>31290211

Quests as in a CYOA-type deal. No drawings, but from what I've heard, yeah they're similar to the average /tg/ quest. They aren't individual, though, it's all one big quest that has been going on over the span of the past... three weeks now I believe?

We were going to finish last night, until the servers started migrating, so there's only about an hour left of the quest itself. After it's over, I'm out of the questing game until January. I need some time to rest my brain.

>>31290242

If Andrew WK is to be believed there will be a party.

>>31290242
Nathan commits ritual suicide on live webcam. We gave him a picture of futa applebloom and he agreed to do it without a second though.

>>31290236

It's on his DA page.

>>31290207
I like the porn of him though

>>31290255
Like that dude who strangled himself in his apartment on his webcam? I'd stay up for that.

>>31290214

Plus he has a unique character model. They don't do that on a whim unless they plan on making him recurring.

>>31290243
Nope, very few are.

Although I did request this to be made after Spooky Quest.

>>31290258
Great. What the fuck is Fluffy's dA?

>>31290265
They made him the Tiny Tim to Luna's Scrooge. That's kind of specific, although I guess they could find other uses for him.

>>31290247
Ah, okay. I miss /tg/'s quest phase.
I may pop in to see what it's about, I guess.
Shame they aren't drawn though.

>>31290228
This internet keeps killing my phone, though!

>>31290236
Stop giving me money!
Makin me feel bad...

>>31290266
I'm glad you did because of how holyshit AWESOME it is.

>>31290265
>unique character model
>Trixie
>Gilda
>Braeburn
>AND MORE

>>31290268
>not having him on your watch list
>and home page
>and pictures all over your wall
...what was I talking about again?

Oh yeah.

http://mixermike622.deviantart.com/

>>31290275
He is the teeniest little treasure of a pony.

Is he really one year old, or was I supposed to hear "this is the very first halloween I've been allowed to go to!"

>>31290268

http://mixermike622.deviantart.com/

>>31290278

Shut up. You're a friend, and friends help friends get back on their feet.

>>31290278
Can't tell people you're sick and too broke to take care of yourself and not have us try to help, dude.

You could always throw art at people until you feel better.

>>31290275

If he didn't have a cockney accent, no one would have thought that he was a Tiny Tim character. Tiny Tim didn't interact with Scrooge at all until the very end.

>>31290277

You would see drawn versions if /tg/ didn't have a very strict anti-pony moderator. Because we're limited to using /co/ generals, we always wait until a thread reaches image limit and everyone else migrates to the new thread, thus keeping the quest from being interrupted by outside posts and their regular discussion being interrupted by our quest.

Leth wanted to ask if it's weird that he finds that pony representing him in that new Jr picture is cute.

Also, Jr, if you're still around, it looks amazing!

>>31289666
He laughed harder than he should have at that.

>>31290290
I think they were implying he was a yearling, yeah. Could have had a lot of discussion among the crowd who's big on that sort of world building, but they didn't seem to pick up on it.

Same thing with Rarity saying "Celestia" instead of "God" in the Gone With the Wind reference.

>>31290277
There have been a few good ones.

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest was fun until it disappeared again.

>>31290280
Once we start and finish werewolf Applebloom quest I will request a werewolf Applebloom from him.

>>31290220
Fluffy, do fluffy things.

>>31290304
I agree, that Leth pony is fucking adorable.

just like our sleepless marker bearing overlord

>>31290236
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>>31290299
Cockney accent. Dickens character name. And the fact that he melts the heart of the curmudgeon who wanted to ban the holiday at the end of the story.

It was a very clear reference.

>>31290283

Clothing doesn't count. Also, Gilda doesn't live in Ponyville. They made a point to say Pip moved to Ponyville from Trottingham.
I think that's pretty fair evidence.

>>31290266
>very few are
Ah...okay.
My only experience of those types of things is stumbling into /tg/ one day while RubyQuest was going on, and we had DorfQuest (or whatever that was called), Adventures of Joan, shit like that.
Good times.

>>31290303
Not sure I fully understand, can't just just run it within the current threads, posting the pictures?

>>31290308
I'm still on the fence about it; I mean Twilight asked "since you moved from Trottingham," and his reply was only NO, MY VERY FIRST EVER!

That could mean this is just the first he's ever been out to, but I mean ponies aren't human, their lifespans may be totally different wacky-races compared to ours.

>>31290322
>combining Christmas Carol and Halloween

So it was the Nightmare Night Before Christmas?

>>31290308
Eh, I like world building and I am thinking it's more of a "I just moved here from a place that doesn't celebrate Nightmare Night."

But then again, I hate the idea of a sapient creature that is capable of maturing that much in just a year unless it is part of a short-lived species.

>>31290290
>or was I supposed to hear "this is the very first halloween I've been allowed to go to!"
Yes.

>>31290278

I HAVE AN IDEA! You could accept donations, but make more art, and just tell yourself that they're commissions! That way, everybody's happy!

I know cockney accent is the sexiest thing on a woman I hope he has a sister

>>31290334
In Trottingham holidays are strictly forbidden.
The only holiday celebrated is tax day.

>>31290278

Don't ever change, Fluffy.

>>31290320
Careful, anon!

>>31290349
>sexiest thing on a woman

Really? I keep thinking of prostitutes from Jack the Ripper movies or something.

>>31290336
Who is that pretty lady?

>>31290355

And the 5th of November.

I am gay.