Batman?

why aren't you asleep right now

I can't believe that you spend your entire day talking about this shit.

FUCK YOUR TOPIC, I LIKE MINE BETTER

What activity do you think the CMCs WONT ever try?

No, not that one, you pervert

>Dating
>Romance

Ponies do not bother with such trivial things.

>>31286461
NO, THIS IS PATRICK

>>31286414
Twilight, because once you got past the nervousness at first she'd make the best conversationalist. I also like hearing about research and a good daisy sammich sounds good right about now.

>>31286461
Only with preptime.

mare vaginas

ITT: How Fluffy is going to die because he was born as a Quarian and placed on a world TEEMING WITH SHIT THAT WANTS TO KILL HIM.

>pagemaster

Easy,
Anyone but you

This is the worst topic

New topic is what Applebloom's first cutie mark will look like

>>31286488
I can't believe I do either. Why can't I quit you, MLPG?

>>31286488
Most of us pop on here when we have breaks in our day.

Except for faceless.

>>31286414
applejack

hANDS DOWN

>>31286526
Yeah you'd like to think that.

>>31286527
second.

>>31286488
I can't believe ponys aren't made of butter either, but here we are.

>>31286512
I dated a girl with a depressed immune system. It wasn't fun not seeing her for weeks at a time when I got double-pneumonia. Shit sucks, man.

Well Rarity pretty much told us her's on episode three.

>watching sisterhooves social
>"we could do all kinds of stuff -blah blah blah - SING- blah"
>OH SHIT SWEETIE x RARITY DUET
>no song

>>31286494
The ones that will get them their cutie marks.

>>31286512

>>31286504
THAT'S NOT THE QUESTION YOU VAGINA

>>31286488
I actually have a job and classes.

Work in the daycare from 6:50-8:50, pony's and vidya until noon, take off for class, come home and do the homework. Play vidya/talk about pony until bed.

Sometimes I mix it up with netflix and twice a week I donate plasma for money.

>>31286552
I guess episode 26 change that.

>/v/ SC2 Generals

>WELL I NEVER LIKED HIM ANYWAY
>FUCKING FAGGOT
>TERRIBLE FANBASE DAY 9 SUCKS

>>31286512
Now I need to put a Quarian helmet on that bear picture of me...

>>31286567
none of the places around here will let you sell plasma, unless I drive down into the ghetto

>>31286580
Glorious. Let me see a link

>>31286553
we at least got Pinkie's leaked song

any leaked stuff?

>I just got around to watching the ep

Why does the Apple family have pigs YOU ONLY HAVE PIGS FOR ONE REASON

DO THESE PONIS CONSUME FLESH

>>31286553
So many musical swell-ups in that episode that lead nowhere

Gave me song blueballs

>>31286567
>donate plasma for cash
Is this in America?
How old are you/must you be?
What requirements/paperwork do you need?
How much for how much?

>>31286604
finding truffles, word of faust

>>31286604
YES

>>31286580
>TERRIBLE FANBASE DAY 9 SUCKS

What the fuck is Day 9?

>>31286604
>Ham Sandwich
>Queesh

Yes.

NATHAN HAS A CRUSH ON P.Q.

>>31286414

God, the topic picture is such a clusterfuck. Fucked up perspective for one, but any chance it may have had left is killed by how it's rendered. There's no clarity at all. Why do people spend so much time on pictures like these if they know that it's completely pointless?

>>31286567
Aw you're a true hero
faggot

>>31286603
>>31286602

>>31286507
How does Batman prep for ponies?

>>31286602
Best be linking that shit

>>31286580
>/v/
/esp/ will be much better.

Why did I draw this

>>31286584
I LOVE YOU FLUFFY GET WELL SOON

>>31286652
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0

>>31286627
Oooooh, Nathan likes P.Q.!

>>31286624

Google says he's a professional starcraft player who evidently considers himself a world-class masturbator.

>>31286626
You DO know that Quiches aren't exclusively meat-inclusive, right?

>>31286517
Oh geeze i duno how about A FUCKING APPLE

>Playing Klondike's text-based adventure game
>Finish talking with Celestia and the main six
>Your Relationship with Rarity is now 5.
>Your Relationship with Rainbow Dash is now 1.
>Your Relationship with Applejack is now 1.
>Talk with Pinkie again
>Talk with Mr. Cake
>Your Relationship with Mr. Cake is now 2.

I am horrified but intrigued.

>>31286655
mental sickness?

>>31286618
yes
18
proof of a residence (usually just a drivers license)
40$ is the going rate, it takes about 3 hrs.

good luck though, the place that does it in my city has a line going around the block starting at 7, they open at 8 and have a full schedule for the day within 30 min.

>mfw no Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, or Twilight for the whole episode

>>31286567
>donating plasma for money
>not sperm

not that they would want yours

>>31286584
I don't understand.

Why do people care so much about you? Has anyone ever stopped to think how many people that come here have probably died over the years? Or the ones who came on here asking for help in their pathetic lives because they were thinking of suicide, and actually went through with it?

There's a distinct lack of otters in this thread.

[insert pony name here]: [insert thing that character would presumably enjoy doing judging by the show, because obviously they can't have any personality traits or interests beyond their designated stereotype]
[repeat six times]

>>31286655

Why not?

>>31286565
Damn it, I speed-read the prompt.

Rainbow Dash: Women's Roller Derby. She was introduced to it by Gilda and they serve cervecas. She'd get her date some popcorn and a seat 'where the action is!' (For a bonus, imagine her surprise when Scoots starts competing.)

Fluttershy: A quiet lovely picnic with her animal friends out in the meadow near her house. She'd pack the lunch and invite her date back for tea. If she felt very, very lucky she'd 'go in' for a quick kiss at the end.

Applejack: No holiday like a working holiday; she'd invite her date out to tend to the community garden plot her family has in town. After picking a few cherry tomatoes and a few cucumbers, it'd be time for sammiches. She loves her sammiches. If thing were going really well, she'd invite them back for pie.

Pinkie Pie: Going to a rave, 'the biggest party of all!' Slamming on the dance floor, glowy tubes spinning, lots and lots of dubstep -- boy howdy does she love her WUBWUBWUBWUB. If it's going well they'd go out for some late-late-night Denny's or some such. Pony Joe's, anyone?

BRB, need to think about Rarity and Twilight for a moment.

>>31286664
>>31286664

Who doesn't like P.Q.?

He's, like, the king of shenanigans.

>>31286651
Same way he preps for anything, really. Study, stalking, and set-up.
Plus, carrying curry combs and delicious delights.

>>31286660
Fuck You

Is that the reaction you were looking for?

>>31286626
>Queesh
QUICHE
QUICHE
QUICHE
How the fuck are you going to get bestponi when you are such an unculutured swine

>>31286683
And that is why this episode was mediocre.

>>31286669
what if Applebloom is the one to break the apple family tradition and not having an apple cutie mark?

>>31286660
I was JUST listening to this

Its catchy

>>31286618
In AMERICA.

You need social security number, proof of address and photo ID.

The place where I go, you go in twice a week. First time is $25, second time is $35. They also have monthly swwepstakes that you are entered in if you donate x number of times during the month. Last one was a 48" HDTV

>>31286651

>>31286655
tasty tasty apples.

>>31286604
Sometimes the Apple family needs to kill a pony, and they need to get rid of the body somehow.

>>31286670

... Link?

>>31286670
>Klondike's text-based adventure game

Link?

>>31286670
I... What? Link?

>>31286670

>text game

Care to link whatever that is?

>>31286703
then she'll have the shit slapped out of her

>>31286695

Twilight would be HEY LET'S READ BOOKS ALL FUCKING NIGHT

Rarity would probably like a fancy dinner and a play. That, or a museum.

SERIOUSLY
I NEED TO KNOW THE FEELING OF HAVING A TOPLESS WOMAN IN THE SAME ROOM AS ME

HELP ME OUT GUYS

>>31286703
like a pear cutiemark?

>>31286726
Oh god, is this image unmodified? That's fucking adorable.

>>31286652
Actual link.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1O0ErRhdoI

>>31286503

No, THIS is Patrick.

>>31286747
do you have a trisomy fetish

>>31286685
That makes two of us.
But I don't want to argue with /co/ logic or take anyone for granted, so I'm just going with it and being happy and thankful.

>>31286697

>>31286699
Yes.

>>31286679
>implying AIDS worry
Come on, these people want NO paper work on your blood?

>>31286707
Please tell me you can do this at a Red Cross place, or there is a place where you can go to do this.

>>31286679
HA, the place I go is walk in. Depending on how busy they are that day, it takes between two and three hours to get through there but they have movies playing and shit.

And we get paid better too.

I think one of the reasons why they don't get the long lines is because there are several of these places in the Portland area.

>>31286745
>rape

>>31286717

Nah, they just break Kneecaps. Pear Blossom had to limp back to the pear-laden Italy-equivalent land she came from.

>>31286494
>CUTIE MARK CRUSADER MARKSMARES! YAY!
>CUTIE MARK CRUSADER MYTHBUSTERS! YAY!
>CUTIE MARK CRUSADER CRUSADERS! YAY!

>>31286695
Funny, I'm writing a fic right now where Fluttershy goes on a date with ____You____ with a second-person point of view.

Doesn't involve picnics though.

>>31286685
he's a cool dude and contributes more than anyone else ever has

now if only he'd upload his harddrive with thousands of pony vectors

>>31286725
>>31286726
>>31286729
>>31286734
http://play2.textadventures.co.uk/v5/Play.aspx?file=Ponyville.cas

>>31286761
Look. We're just as queer about this shit as ponychan, it just takes someone that's actually worth a damn to bring it out.

>>31286745
IT'S LIKE HAVING A NORMAL WOMAN IN THE SAME ROOM AS YOU EXCEPT YOU GET MORE SOCIAL ANXIETY

>>31286758
I might! What is it?

>>31286745
We don't care.

We only care about ponies, gtfo.

>>31286755
can you date Batman?

Any good fapfics lately

>>31286670
>someone has already made a pony text adventure
Welp, time to scrap my project.

>>31286685
Anyone doing any kind of good gets my support. Hell, even Nathan would get it, he does more good than I. For all the shit I give him, he's still better than I and has a better face.

fuk the glasses

the other one is so nsfw so find it on my fim tread

>>31286703

They'd be concerned, but love her anyways. Families tend to be very close-knit when their parents die/leave/abandon them

>>31286813
OK FINE
HOW DO I GET INTO A SITUATION WHERE I'M IN THE SAME ROOM AS A WOMAN WITH HER TITS OUT BUT SHE DOESN'T MIND ME LOOKING

>>31286695
Rarity: Very, very expensive French restaurant on the bluffs of Canterlot after a full-service carriage ride. She wouldn't be quite as well-dressed as at the Gala, but something slimming that sets off her eyes. Of course she'd try to have sparkling conversation over a good eggplant au ponii, smiling at appropriate times. If things went VERY well, he'd have a kiss on the cheek at the end of the night.

Twilight: Date? OH GOD DATING?! Whatever came up in a book -- so naturally she'd gravitate to 'coffee and a stroll' at first. She'd order mochas and try to settle into the mood, and eventually she would. IDEALLY they'd be interested in all of her astronomy notes and some of the recent letters to Celestia, talking about some of the fun things going on in Canterlot --

If things went very well, well ... she'd tender a very open invitation to some of the 'fun things going on in Canterlot' coming up soon, and she'd leave with a smile.

>>31286763
Nope, it's all private. They use the plasma to make meds.

And they test your blood every four months for shit and you have to go through a screening involving a list of questions asking about different risks (including AIDS) each time.

>>31286838
K-KLOUDMUTT?!

>>31286833
why? yours can be different in some way, maybe you can play it and see how it can get better

>>31286835
>Nathan looking better than anyone
No I refuse to believe it.

>>31286745
STEP ONE
STOP WATCHING GIRL CARTOONS

STEP TWO (this is actual fucking advice so take it you man whore)

Hang out around public libraries. Honestly it's a great place to meet people who share your interests, I've met lots of just generally interesting individuals around the graphic novel sections of my local public library, odds are there's bound to be one or two who would at least talk to you there.

>>31286745
BAGS OF SAND AND SALTY MILKY COINS

>>31286584
FLUFFY!
I'm so glad to see you!
VECTOR A BUTT!

>>31286843
FIND A STRIPPER

>>31286838
>Pomf pomf


:3

>>31286838
Who's in the NSFW one?

>>31286788
There you are Link!

>>31286745
Man i would just chill, girls are seriously crazy. I hear about relationships all the time and they all SUCK. Half of my friends aren't even getting any from their girls. Just chill, it'll happen.
though i know what you mean, you want to see some YOUNG women before it's to late and you are too old and it's creepy, at least that's my opinion anyway.

>>31286494
>We are the Cutie Mark Witchhunters
>We are the Kutie Mark Klansmen

>>31286860
Do they do a drug test before they take your blood?

>>31286857

>Love and Tolerance
How does this make you feel

>>31286844
>Rarity: Very, very expensive French restaurant on the bluffs of Canterlot after a full-service carriage ride. She wouldn't be quite as well-dressed as at the Gala, but something slimming that sets off her eyes. Of course she'd try to have sparkling conversation over a good eggplant au ponii, smiling at appropriate times. If things went VERY well, he'd have a kiss on the cheek at the end of the night.
>With AJ

Goddamit my mind always move me to this ship.

>>31286909
It doesn't

>>31286903
I have no image for how heart attack inducing this is.

>>31286872
If his already has "relationship" stats there's no fucking way

>>31286769
>>CUTIE MARK CRUSADER MYTHBUSTERS! YAY!

Why is it this made me think the following scene


>"Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle! I found a myth!"

>"LETS KICK ITS ASS!"

>>31286670
how to get this?

>>31286685

The thing is, we don't really know if they DID go through with it or not. Usually people pussy out of things like that anyway, and if they're depressed enough to off themselves, they were no doubt whiny and annoying for the rest of us, thus making it less fun for us to read and post.
That's why.

>>31286860
>screening
What does this entail? Questions?

And would a collage typically have more information on this?

>>31286873
Believe what you want, the facts are with me. I fucking hate my face. It would be a serious improvement if a baboon ate it, then I would have a reason.

>>31286890
my dad tells me not to get married all the time, and calls my mother a stupid fucking cunt every time she turns her back, so I figured I'd take his advice

>>31286899
Once a year they perform a basic physical and you have to pee in a cup.

And technically they are only taking your plasma, they give all your blood cells back to you.

>>31286909
Ingram is such a troll

>>31286863
yez?
>>31286887
rd soarin sf 3som

>>31286788
That game does not fulfill my need to be treated as royalty. I must go play more EU3.

I must have obsequious virtual advisers tell me how magnificent I am and how evil my enemies are.

Somewhere things went wrong, didn't they?

>>31286910

>that feel when even if flat hair pinkie never appears again she will continue to get tons of shitty grimdark fan art

>>31286880
NO SHE'LL WANT TO FUCK ME

>>31286627
>>31286664
>>31286697

>>31286805
Well, I'm still thankful either way. Means a lot guys.

>>31286878
Don't have computer! If I could get Flash on on my phone, I'd vector so hard!

>>31286944


oh, that's fine, I can pass one a year

>>31286909
I am not an ass burger so I don't get upset when someone who works on the show tries to appeal to the majority of the fanbase.

Show some love and tolerance, you guys~

>>31286953
problem megatron?

>>31286909
>Emoticons
>Love and tolerance

I am disappointed.

>>31286953
What?

>>31286950
>rd soarin sf 3som

It's nice.

>>31286903

>>31286964
THAT'S NOT PART OF THE JOB SHE IS A PROFESSIONAL.

>>31286670
>Your Relationship with Spike is now 2.

>>31286943

You see this is what I'm talking about! I don't ever want to get married, because my parents marriage went to crap. I don't think marriage can even work In america anyway. With the way things are now, I seriously doubt any romance in my future.

>>31286983
i find emoticons acceptable basically anywhere else that isn't 4chan
such a shame about the love and tolerance bit though

>>31286910
Because even if Rarity drives her up a damn wall, they work together and have a lot to offer each other?

> You're also aware now their color schemes would work great on a movie poster, like blue/orange MEGAN FOX constrast-y

>implying this isn't the best shipping

>>31286979
But doesn't it fiiiiillllllllllllll you with hatred for the ponychanners and eqd people who LOOOOOVE the phrase "love and tolerance"?

Or are yoooouuuu one of those faaaaaaggoooooots?

>>31286982
>>31286986
so...two kids....wanna tell me how that happened?

>>31286970
NO EXCUSES!

Also, seriously, take care of yourself.

>>31286941
They ask for your name and social to confirm it's you and then put your fingers under a UV light (they mark a finger with a UV pen after each visit to show that you've been going there, the UV light is to ensure you aren't frequenting multiple locations and over-donating). They then take you back , weigh you (helps to determine how much they take), check your temp and blood pressure and prick your finger to take a small vial of blood which they use to check what percentage of your blood is made up of plasma and what the protein count is. After that, they run you through a gambit of questions and you are good to go.

NERDS

>>31287016
Hmmm, they really can learn alot from each other.
I guess im part of the crew now.

>>31287013
I think my parental dichotomy really did something to me emotionally, between my dad being emotionally distant and my mother being a controlling cunt. I just want to get out of there, I can't stand being in the house, so I try to work as many hours as possible.

>>31287047
DWEEB!

>>31287039
Science?

>>31287026
Maybe I'm just nooooorrrmmallll and weellll-adjuuuussttteeddd.

:P

>>31286745

How about you just calm down and not give a fuck?

The first step to getting a girlfriend is to not need one. You don't get into a relationship to complete your life, you do it to complement. You should already have a enjoyable life so you don't have to give a fuck if you get a girl or not. If you 'need' one, you'll never be able to have a healthy relationship anyway.

>>31287047

>>31286980
What were you expecting the filter to catch/change?

>>31287060
is that a cutie mark?

>>31287039
Well.... you oughta know.
Daddy.

>>31287047
I wish.

>>31287046
I see. Thanks for the info and reminder this happens, I'll check in school tomorrow before class about more information on places/times

>>31286805

The difference is that we can be both rainbow shittingly gay and normal enough to blatantly insult each other and laugh it off. Ponychan can only be one of these things; take a guess which.

>>31287073
You have to be capable of being happy on your own before you can be in a relationship, so that strikes me out right away.

>>31287026
Looks like some of your keys are sticking, there, bro. From now on, get some kleenex to blow into when you jack off to ponies.

>>31287055
I hope the ship get bigger after the last ep.

>>31287061
....carry on

Hey guys, what are some sorts of hobby groups and public meetups I should go to? I want to get back into the habit of having a social life, but the only recent club I went to was Scrabble club and there was NO ONE there the same age as me

>Still watching ep
>Dinky Hooves is sisters with some pink pony

Alright, bring me up to fanon speed for this guys

>>31287013
Marriage was a concept that could really only work under Sharia Law.

>>31287093
what if your happiness somehow depends on being in a relationship?

>>31287060
That had better not be what I fucking think it is.

>>31287113
half sister?

>>31287056

Are you me!? Damn. I'm starting not get really annoyed with my mother. She's always been controlling and protective, but now that I live away from her, I realize how nosy and anti-social she is. It's crazy, she like the only "girl" in my corner and seriously i've never met and girls that gave two cents about anything but themselves. I'll probably just stay single, and aquire money and have a decent life without the bullshit.

>>31287090
Wasn't implying otherwise.

>>31286717
Then they chop it 'em up and feed 'em to the pigs

>>31287113
THEY ARE BOTH DERPY'S DAUGHTERS, BUT DERPY IS THE HIGHLANDER PONY, SHE NEVER AGES

>>31287071
Good. You've passed the "not a ridiculous autistic ragefag" test that a lot of people in these threads seem to fail, particularly when buzzwords like "ponychan" "eqd" and "love and tolerance" are mentioned.

>>31287115
beats me

I cover up my emotional insecurities with excessive drug and alcohol use, and I wouldn't have it any other way.

>>31287113
The most popular seems to be a kind of Big Sister Outreach program.

>>31287113
Maybe there is some kind of big sibling program in equestria where nice mares and stallions spend time with little fillies and colts

>>31287113
Because she has a sister, this has proven that Derpy can't be her mom. Cue the bitter fantard tears.

>>31287113
Dinky is enrolled in a Big Sister outreach program since Derpy is so busy with her work.

>>31287117
What do you think it is? I'm not really getting whatever the poster's supposed to be implying with it.

>>31287073
I NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT A GIRLFRIEND DUDE

I just want to have a life where I see boobs on a semi-regular basis

>>31287113
Fanon is made up and the show makers don't care about the BG's beyond Derpy and whatever which one the animators/story boarders feel like tossing in there.

Make up your own explanation.

god dammit, the map is broken on that text-based adventure game

WIP

An addition to a "heat wave" theme of drawings. Many more people need to be drawn. A chance for me to show off my design chops.

>>31287129
You're doing better if you can get away from here, I'm trapped between a rock and a hard place, since I have no money, and I had/have a drug problem that I've been to rehab for, so she has to keep an eye on me all the time.

Civil threads are best threads.

Also, it has bee proposed that I change my name to Mr. Sasquatch.

What say you?

>>31287156
well, having a gf does help in seeing boobs in a semi-regular basis
>or having a friend with benefits

>>31287132

I know. That was an addendum, not a contradiction.

>>31287163
This might help.

>>31287115
so get in one then...

>>31287169
I dislike you and your drawings ross

>>31287142
Ooh. Is there a prize?

>>31286970
FLUFFY I MADE YOU SOME PENICILLIN SO GET WELL

>>31287176
Go fuck yourself.

"SILENCE FAITHLESS WRETCH! YOUR ABJECT FAILURE TO PROMPTLY DELIVER A SATISFACTORY REPORT ON FRIENDSHIP THIS TERM LEAVES US WITH NO CHOICE BUT TO BANISH YOU TO PONY HELL (formerly known as magic kindergarten)!"

>>31287176
No one gives a shit. Do whatever you want.

>>31287176
how about you change your name to John Doe by soaking yourself in gasoline and driving a car full of incendiary devices off of a cliff so that they can't identify your flabby corpse

>>31287197
The prize is being a more tolerant breed of human being to the strain of dumbfuckery.

>>31287176
change it to Mike Dawson

>>31287180
fuck that I don't want sex I just want titties

surely that makes things easier?

>>31287176

I say if you ever quote any of my posts and say "that's kinda hot" again I will track you down and film myself shooting you square in the face and share the video here. I'm sure a lot of people would be happy to see it.

My girlfriend and I are having an argument guys

I say Rarity is best pony

She says Rarity is a stuck up bitch and hates her, citing how mean she is to Spike and Sweetie Belle

Can I have a list of reasons why Rarity is the best pony?

>>31287211
Ah Pony Hell.
Remember when we didn't want to go there?

>>31287211
The first few days in magic school is refereed to as Hell Week

>>31287156
You need to be alpha like Duke Nukem.

>>31287235
oh my god PQ thank you so much for calling him out on that
I'm glad I wasn't the only one disgusted by that

>>31287172

Sorry to hear that.
I'm not necessarily out though. I'm poor, and I'm in collage away but all my money is monitored. I basically live with 99% support provided for me. It's alright, I get to learn a little about living on my own, but well, i don't think i need to say it ... female company for once would be nice. They are starting grey out, I'm no longer caring anymore

>>31287197
I have nothing to give but a cute pony.
I hope you will accept it.

>>31287236
1. she's fuckin' fabulous
2. fuck you, she's fabulous

>>31287236
Is the period key broken on your computer or something?

>>31287236
>My girlfriend

>Anonymous uses Distract on Pacce

>>31287259
No but your doubles key must be broken

>>31287169

So have you given some thought into revising your character designs in terms of coloring and clothing, Ross?

here i leave my last pony proyect hope you like

>>31287236
Rarity is a racist hate machine who sucks all the dicks in town.
And those are her good traits.

>>31287226
Nathan's not cool enough to be Mike Dawson.

>>31287235
That's... kinda hot

>>31287236
She is my number tow, she learn with Applejack about sisterhood and shit she is okay now with her sister and she is not a bitch with Spike but she dont want to date a baby.

>text adventure
>map doesn't work
Goddammit.

>>31287276
yay! nathan's finally going to die!

i'm so happy!

>>31287273

Are you leaving us? Why end on a fanfiction fanart?

>>31287273
I sure hope that by "last" you mean "latest."

>>31287273
You really seem to like the whole twidragon thing eh?

>>31287291
I hope by latest you mean last

What the fuck happened MLPG?
The last days the threads were barely moving and suddenly we burn through them like there isn't a tomorrow.

>>31287290
I think cal meant the latest

SO I heard PQ like hot Nathan dick. Thoughts?

>>31287273
It's cute, I like it.

>>31287301
nathan's dick isn't hot

it's room temperature and disappointing in every way

>>31287296
ross detected

>>31287274
How could you say something like that Pacce?

>>31287236
I love Rarity for her voice, her fabulousness, and her over-dramatic reaction to everything.

Everything she did in Lesson Zero was hilarious.

>>31287276

YOU KNOW I THOUGHT THAT WOULD BE TOO FUCKING OBVIOUS FOR YOU BUT I GUESS I JUST GAVE YOU TOO MUCH GOD DAMN CREDIT.

>>31287236

Clearly she hasn't seen the latest episode nor has she seen A Dog and Pony Show.

>>31286670
>Your Relationship with Granny Smith is now 1.

>>31287299
They have been going quickly tonight.

>>31287301
Patrick is tsun-tsun for Nate, it is very kawaii

WAIT
SO WHEN IT SAYS RELATIONSHIP
THAT'S LIKE
HOW MUCH THEY WANT TO FUCK YOU?

THIS SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD GAME

>>31287322
I think she had because she think rarity is a bitch to her sister.

>>31287319
I am not a clever troll.

This uh

Text adventure is more of a visual novel.

Mine is kinda like a blind roguelike if you know what I mean

plus it runs in a cmd window

>>31287236
Your girlfriend is jelly.

Call her out on it.

>>31287329
This is disturbing. My names Patrick.

Should I kill myself?

>>31286655

huh. At first I thought you'de edited this.

>>31287269
>Shoulders shouldn't bend that
>Feathers don't go down far enough
>Three toes
>Just something off about her paws, it looks less like she has a joint there and more likes she has human feet.

Still it's an interesting pose idea and the look on her face is kinda cute, but next time keep in mind that she's not a human nor is she built like one when posing her.

>>31287349
>visual
fuck me I'm retarded.
you all get the point.

>>31287353
Holy shit my name is Patrick too

>>31287352
>Rarity is so fabulous women get jealous of her

I lold.

>>31287329

I am like this close to picking up Jr's habits of bad ends in my quests.

>>31287365
...how many Particks we got in this thread?

>>31287365
Holy Crap. My name's the Krusty Krab.

>>31287358
I dont think her legs bend that way

>>31287333

But he learns from it. And to be fair, Sweetiebelle fucked quite a few things up. Most people would have lost their patience completely at the gems she glued to the paper.
Does she have a little sister? I bet she doesn't...

>>31287353
I just realised my best bro in primary school was called Nathan.

>>31287376
My brother's name is Patrick

>>31287376
More than you can handle.

Does the Apple family OWN their sheep?

If so, do you think Big Mac has ever... "used" one of their females?

>>31287290
im not leaving i really meant the latest
>>31287291
yep your right RS
>>31287293
yep

>>31287319
That's... kinda hot

Hey General. Pinkie's new song is fucking awesome.

Trippin' quick; wanted to see if I could catch that one anon that keeps requesting a progress sketch for the Royal /co/urt

>>31287395
He asks nicely first.

>>31287386
I agree but im just saying im sure she watch the last ep.

>>31287273
TWILIGHT!
STOP STARING AT SPIKE'S BUTT!
HE IS UNDERAGE!

Also did you colour that?
It's all around pretty dang cute.

>>31287358
B-b-b-boner!

GODDAMN! I thought I stopped getting boners when puberty ended.

BONERS! I DEMAND PONY BONERS!

>I'm the only William
feels bad man

>>31287395
No, the sheep are for Caramel.

>>31287393
>>31287392
>>31287382
>>31287376
>>31287365
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNJj-PA8lKU&feature=related

>>31287349

You really should finish yours. A pony game would work best as some sort of lighthearted adventure game, not some sort of dating sim.

I mean, who really plays dating sims for anything other than the sex scenes? Oh wait I forgot 99% of the posters here want to fuck horses

>>31287402
That will be me! And yes!

>>31287373
I'm actually thinking about getting into Pony Questing myself.

I already experimented with it a week or so back with Twilight Sparkle's Quest for the Meaning of Life and it seemed to go over well enough. I just need to find an idea I can sustain for a while.

>>31287395
why does he need to use the sheep when he has Fluttershy

>>31287402
>Pinkie's new song is fucking awesome.

link please?

>>31287402

>>31287384

That isn't her leg...

>>31287412
I laugh to hard...

If I get doubles then the next poster has to show me her tits

>>31287410
I know for a fact there's two more. It's the sixth most common male name in the English language.

>>31287415
*cough*

This is where we segue into pony visual novel discussion. Seriously you guys, make one.

Where was that Ren'py bro?

Someone in this thread said dragon Twilight

so I'll just post this so I can say I helped

>>31287272

When I draw humanized stuff, those thoughts always sit at the back of my mind. A redesign of the entire lineup is definitely in order, and I expect to unveil it just before the New Year. My aesthetics are changing, how I visualize the 2-dimensional characters in my head are different than they were in January. Truth be told, all of the human art you've seen from late August on was me thinking to myself "man, these designs feel dated". To whet what must be a non-existent appetite for my shit, here. Have some proposed new Rarity designs.

>>31287444
How the fuck do you know the names of anonymous MLP General posters for a fact

>>31287426
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iaXqItRMOQ

>>31287322
She has seen both, she says that Rarity is cruel to Spike in an almost abusive way in that she uses his unrequited love to get him to do her dirty work. There's no reason she can't use unicorn magic to dig up the gems herself, but she gets Spike to do it.

Also she says that not explicitly giving Sweetie Belle something else to do while she had to go work was neglectful and pretty much invited bad things to happen

I told her "Then there wouldn't have been a plot"

She also likes Fluttershy

>>31287444
And I guessed them both on my first try

>>31287443
And you were so close too.

>>31287373

Bad ends are fun. You don't have to be a dick about and only give us 3 lives, but watching things go horribly wrong is funny if you don't set us back 10 fucking hours.

>>31287443

>Doesn't work like that
>Still not achieving your goal of seeing tits irl

>>31287274
Did you see your request in progress? I think I almost have the curled up thing down.

Did you talk to Candybag? He's been looking for you.

>>31287317
Because I was lying.
Rarity is a swell pony.

>>31287454
> Dragon DAT ASS

I ... I really want to see this happen.

>>31287424
Cause the sheep atleast put up a fight

>>31287467
trips aren't dubs

>>31287415
What? That's digusting. I would only engage in consensual intercourse with cartoon ponies.

>>31287443
If this post is dubs or better

by the end of the night

WE ALL
GET
LAID

>>31287415
Woah woah, this is a dating sim?

Well fuck yeah, I'm finishing mine

Puzzles are worth more than smutty dialogue trees

>>31287464
Oh come on he just help her once...

>She also likes Fluttershy
Welp... This is it.

>>31287482
ninety nine

>>31287423
I would recommend finding a new name and trip for your quest.

>>31287454
Since that pic there's been a bunch of arts with twilight as a dragon, not just Cal either.

>>31287490
if dubs we all get laid except by husky old men and were the bottom

>>31287490
Damn it, Rodney.

>>31287477
I have not seen this thing, lemme see!

And Candybag is ALWAYS looking for me. I'll note him on DA

>>31287423

yall suck at dubs

if dubs then fuck

>>31287507
I guess this Twilight as a dragon thing is really taking on steam, huh?

>>31287462
> "Leaked" song
I see Hasbro is drumming up its "Songs Inspired By and From FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC" CD.

You know it's coming, it's exactly what soccer moms buy for their little girls to listen on long car rides.

... Yeah, I'd buy it FOR THIS SONG ALONE oh my god.

Squeak get that new chapter of Caralight out yet? It's been a week and a half.

>>31287510
If dubs everyone has to suck off Nathan

>4chan upgrades
>suddenly MLPG speeds up to a blur

I just can't keep up with you guys anymore. What do?

>>31287500
That's the plan. Twilight Sparkle's Quest for the Meaning of Life was under a different name.

>>31287507
Why do I enjoy watching Twilight being transformed into things? Dragons, dolls, etc etc

>>31287460
Well if you just write down the IP of a poster every time one mentions their name you can freak out a lot of people later on down the road

TRIPWIRE

if dubs then dubs

>>31287535
Dubs and s/he has to tonight.

>>31287478

Rarity IS a swell pony.
Almost as good as Pinkie Pie.

>>31287548
You might have a TF fetish.

Or you might just like Weaver's art.

I forgot how good it feels to get shitfaced during the week

>>31287548
maybe you have a transformation fetish

>>31287561

>>31287557
>IP
wizardry

>>31287548

Because it's fun to see powerful sorceresses get their magic turned back on them.

>>31287534
Please let this be true and let every character get a song that tells about them.
>Rainbow Dash singing about her dreams of soaring with the Wonderbolts.
>ALL OF MONEY, HNNG, AND UNF!

>>31287575
>7575

>>31287557
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU WRITE DOWN OUR IPS

HOLY SHIT WHAT

if dubs

>playing that text adventure game
>be a unicorn
>Rarity instantly wants your cock

god damn, woman.

if dubs then not dubs

>>31287568
>>31287574
I meant in a non sexual way

But yeah probably

>>31287591
Go post this as a new thread on /co/, they love to see their favorite movies ponified!

>>31287459

As long as she doesn't look like she just did a faceplant into flour, it will be an improvement.
Rarity is supposed to be the fashion expert, and If there's a fashion directive saying a bone-white face is attractive in Equestria, why wouldn't every woman in town be doing it?

>>31287562
Wow.

So, uh. This is why they call it a why boner.

>>31287507

Twidragon....

>>31287535

Squeak's busy with that competition stuff, and finishing that Doctor Whoof story of his/hers finally. Apparently the sequel involves rule 63.
Do want.

>>31287602
Link please?

>>31287407
DTwilight never going to stop staring Spike all because she´s new dragon hormones
also yes i color it

>>31287591
Really need to get around to watching this movie

>>31287533
Mhm. This was the very first one I've seen btw before I requested that comic from GG
>>31287548
Because its funny seeing her screw up her magic?

>>31287585
It's bound to happen. Something about this song strums at the very fabric of reality.

> That feeling when you remember your sister's JEM AND THE HOLOGRAMS mixtape.

>>31287421
Alright. This thing is massive. I shrunk it down to half-size so I could post. Keep in mind that this is just the sketch and is probably going to change as I start laying final lines. I put the names next to the OCs so that they're a bit easier to identify, what with the messy lines and all.

This also goes to show that, while I have been fapping to ponies, it has not been my sole preoccupation for the past 2 weeks. Requests will start back up after I finish this monster.

>>31287430
>>31287426
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1O0ErRhdoI

I can't stop listening to this.

Nor smiling.

>>31287474

My idea of a "bad end" is something that inevitably leads to death, not just any inconvenience in general. I mean, that's why it's a "bad end," not a "bad turn of events."

I'm eventually going to do a quest where every action you make leads to a bad end, though. There will just be some that let you progress further than others. Who knows? You pick the right ones, you might even make it to your supposed goal; even if, you know, you're still going to die as soon as you reach it anyway.

Is this pony I drew adequate /co/?

>>31287630
>>31286788

>>31287630

http://play2.textadventures.co.uk/v5/Play.aspx?file=Ponyville.cas

>>31287641
God damn that took forever to upload. Fuck.

If trips then you have to email me pictures of your tits

>>31287648
No.

>>31287591
OH MY GOD TANGLED AND PONII TOGETHER IN ONE WELL HONED IMAGE

I am having four feelings at once. They're all BUENO.

>>31287585
>AJ would get a song about apples

I really wish they would let her do stuff other than apples, because she actually has a lot of great potential to be a good character

>Competes in sporting events regularly
>Successful business owner
>"Most likable pony in Ponyville"
>Master of Use Rope
>Best Sister
>Sagely WIS stat, even if INT might be a bit low
>Had dreams of living in the big city, but decided she loved her family and home more

But nope. It'll be a full 3-5 minutes of "APPLES!"

>>31287545
Fuck this, I'm going to bed. This thread is becoming a chat now.

Hey. Female dragons should lay eggs. Somebody draw Twidrag laying eggs.

>>31287638
I know right!

I have trouble seeing it in the show proper.
BUT I REALLY HOPE IT IS!

And did you see /co/'s weird conviction about this being a somehow SAD song?

if I get tits then I have to post a topless picture of myself for that sad virgin

>>31287641
Ahaha Glitter Glue

pinkie pie and rapunzel meet in a dark alley to have an adorableness contest

who wins and by how much?

>>31287641

holy balls

nice work

>>31287585
Oh gosh... Why couldn't leakfag leak that one?

>>31287641
DD IS GOING TO RAPE ROSE!

>>31287663

I'm going to warn you, mostly everyone in here is a dude.

>>31287648
you forgot to draw the rest of the pony -whoops!
that's a pretty common mistake though, don't feel too bad.

>>31287464
I'll take her if you don't want her.

>>31287633
It's really good. I recommend it wholly.

>>31287648
Yes.

if dubs then I will get fucked by an adorable pony girl tomorrow

>>31287699
wanna see my nuts

>>31287673
Honestly her song is going to suck as much as pinkie song.

>>31287641
Saved, Fucking awesome.

Rose has a new self-insert OC though. It's up to you if you want to replace Inky.

>>31287676
>Twi dragon lays a bunch of eggs
>Find a way to transform her back


>What do we do with the eggs?

if quads then faceless has sex with nathan on a pile of poop

>>31287464

I see her point, and yes sometimes she takes advantage of Spike, but she rewards him with delicious gems pretty much all the time. Also her magic is of a very specific caliber. It is used for intricate things and if her attempts at digging later in the same episode are any indication, she may not be able to move dirt anyway and may actually need spike for his claws.

>>31287641
Holy shit this looks really cool dude!

http://megaswf.com/serve/1224811

it's not done of course.

>>31287699
I think Chistery has a vagina I'm not 100% though

>>31287641
Looks nice. Wish I could be a part of it but it's your work.

>>31287718
OMELETTES DU FROMAGE

>>31287690
Rapunzel, the instant she starts singing "Flower gleam and glow ..."

Though Pinkie would probably sneak back in the lead after frollicking through and in Rapunzel's hair, looking like a cuddly blanketed mess of pony in the process.

>>31287646
Would winning be dieing a hero's death or would it be lasting as long as you can before dieing like a bitch?

>>31287611

Do you really not get that when people humanize them that they're going to add their own touches to their personalities? Because they're not that 3-dimensional to begin with, and they never will be. When I made it so that Rarity's face was completely covered in white powder, it was for a reason. And that reason was to make a joke of how what's seen as fashionable or cultured to those who live in the vacuum that is the set of aesthetics deemed acceptable by the fashion industry will seem outright bizarre to outsiders. Case in point, everyone asking why her face is white.

>>31287717
I NEED ALL THE SLEEPY PONIES

>>31287641
Deaf seems to be a little too interested in Rose.

>>31287736
.....where do they get the cheese?

>>31287717
What tumblr is this from?

>>31287718
Get a unicorn filly to hatch them?

IF QUADS THEN FACELESS HAS SEX WITH NATHAN ON A PILE OF BURNING POOP

>>31287641
I'm relieved I'm not in this.

>>31287748

Allow me, anon.

if quads then nathan posts nudes

>>31287648
It's nice. The nose looks a little Kevinsano-ish.

>>31287766
please stop

IF QUADS THEN FACELESS HAS SEX WITH NATHAN ON A PILE OF POOP AND WE ALL HAVE TO WATCH

>>31287768
But why?

>>31287726
No one is, but she's 110% gay regardless.

>>31287775
>>31287777
you got fucked

>>31287768
Deep down you know you want to be part of this.

>>31287743

One more thing. The need to expand upon their shallow character in the show was also the reason why I didn't slap their surface details onto a cookie cutter head and body build and call it a day. Variety.

>>31287725
>>31287725
>>31287725
>>31287725

>>31287641

Stupid Junior. I-it's not like I wanted to be in your picture anyway...

Great job, man!

>>31287641
I can only assume the absence of myself, Raging Semi, Squeak, Sarge, and Madmax is an error that will be cleaned up in post production with CGI.