>>31283759
>>31283759
>>31283759
>>31283759
already a thread

>>31284638
Nope.

>>31284638
not a MLP General

>No zebras allowed
That means you too, burrito-scarfing mules.

>>31283759

>this poor bastard's first episode was Call of the Cutie
>he didn't hate it

>No zebras allowed
Okay, cool.

MEXICANONS, AL ATAQUE!

COME ON EVERYPONI SMILE SMILE SMILE!

that's it I'm going to bed

>>31284698
>mexican
>niggers

>>31284619
whats your problem with zebras bro?

OH BOY A NATHAN THREAD I AM JUST IN TIME I AM PREPARED WOO

>>31284698
Are you mad gringo?

TIME FOR YOUR DAILY DOSE!

>>31284702

>not starting with Griffon the Brush-Off

>>31284698
Burritos are actually American

NOT DORD FLERFY

>No zebras allowed

Dat's racist ese.

>>31284719

They are filthy.

DOPEMAN DOPEMAN

Question: To provide a steady Livestream is it more important to have a good connection, a good computer, or do you basically both?

>>31284724
>IMPLYING YOUR FLESH AND BONE WILL EVER BE PREPARED

And now, we have the whole old gang back.

...except... Leth...

>>31284736
>liking Gilda

>What happens when mexican ponies breed with zebras
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African_Wild_Ass

so this is a thing

>you will never make cool art like this

>>31284754
Sprinkles is back?

>>31284771
If only.

>>31284771
I mean before the ban and drama on /co/, like a few weeks

>>31284771
Nah, Sprinkles talks shit on other sites about how he's glad he doesn't come here anymore.

>>31284758
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African_Wild_Ass
>Critically Endangered
Good.

>Playing Max Payne 2
>Imagining Octavia playing the main theme

Fuck, why do ponies infiltrate everything I do now? They are fucking everywhere...

>>31284762
>not getting Rarity

Good choice .

>>31284769
>or like this

>>31284796
Meh, I don't blame him.

>>31284757

>implying I don't like the episode because of how much I don't like Gilda

>>31284808

>>31284808
>>31284769

>>31284758
>you will never fuck a zony in heat

https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Zorse

>>31284803
do you know who he is

>>31284769

>implying i wont

i must keep doodling.

someday i will.

someday.

>>31284854
a starcraft piece of shit

>>31284762
WHAT DAILY IS THIS!
Please! TELL ME!

I bet everyone here had forgotten about this.

>>31284861
never give in

>>31284756
That's certainly Weaver's art.

> PLAYER ONE HAS STARTED CRACK SHIPPING DEGREDATION PORN. : |

>>31284854
A SC/SCII commentator. Why should I give a leaping buck?

>>31284756
why boner

>>31284808
>Ships Rarity and Braeburn
>Hates rarity

So you were professionally diagnosed with autism right?

>>31284854
he's the guy who's not as funny as husky

>>31284880

And it should have stayed forgotten.

>>31284808
Hot damn that kicks six kinds of ass.

Can we make this a humanized thread?

>>31284880
>7th row
>2nd picture
My penis was made for this day.

>>31284903
But... I don't hate rarity.

>>31284823
>Rarity eating Appletini whole

but why

>>31284914
Humens?

>>31284885
...so, exactly the same stuff he made for Animal Crossing?

>>31284885
wow, chistery, he's been done with that for weeks

and shit, bob raped sable able

>>31284903
get on with the times

also the tumblr hasn't updated
JESUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS

>>31284914
let's do this

>new threads sneaking up on me
>dont feel like retyping everything
>for those who asked and are wondering
>>31284843

>>31284914
I can dig it.

>>31284854
he's gay as hell, of course he's a ponyfag

>>31284932
No, I get that, but > PLAYER ONE STARTED THE GAME

It was a very flat joke. Not so good.

>>31284918
Oh man I am laughing so fucking hard right now.

>>31284924
Because she trod mud on her carpet, duh!

>>31284955
HUMANS

>>31284922
I specifically remember you Raritybashing at one point.

>>31284957
>day 9
>gay as hell
Get out.

>>31284964
... YES. I AM ENTIRELY READY.

>>31284933
WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHATTT

>>31284876
this>>31284872
and pony are all over sc2 fanbase now

>>31284933
I think jesus said he was going to stop with that tumblr

>>31284808
Also, is it weird that when I saw this I heard the Vision of Escaflowne opener begin in my head?
>Now imagining Maaya Sakamoto as the Japanese voice of Celestia
Why am I crying tears of happiness?

More doodles! Finally, one related to the current episode.

Don't ask why Applebloom has a hand. It made sense at the time. Kinda.

>>31284976
Human thread!

>>31284951
But you are the bro-est of bros.

>>31284526

>>31284990
I HATE THE THREADS ON /v/ THEY ALL LOOK SO FUCKING SMUG I WANT TO SMACK THEM IN THE FACE

>>31284731
>>31284744
>>31284756
Alright so I was just told to come to the general from my thread.
I'm rethinking this.

>>31284914
Still looking for a chart comparing G4 pony anatomies to humans

How can the self insert human in my story be mortified about a creature I have no idea to properly scale?

>>31284977
Any Rarity bashing I do is in a joking matter. Like calling her a whore.

I know she's not actually a whore, this being a kid's cartoon. But sometimes it's fun to poke fun at the things you like.

I didn't warm up to her until Suited for Success though.

The first humanized picture I saved

Humanizations you say?
Have a Crabapplejack.

>>31285004
>A rocketed lesbian will never carry you into orbit as a dark skinned magic user.

>>31284702
>>31284736
So out of curiosity, what episode would people recommend starting on, outside of the first two-parter?

>>31284997
For now. Maybe I'll do a Thanksgiving update or something.

>>31285013
That's seriously great.

>>31284914
Yes we can

>>31284737
>implying you filthy wetbacks don't love them all the same

>>31285019

Meta thread in check, thread on topic, my work here is done

>>31285016

>>31285013
I like it.

it's cute.

>>31285037
> Rocketed Lesbian
That would be the name for Scootaloo's garage band when she hits high school.

They'd only do covers, but goddamn they could rock the vocals.

>>31285025
The rest of us just learn to ignore it. There's only a vocal minority of weirdos

>>31285025
You'll get used to it.

>>31285030
>Any Rarity bashing I do is in a joking matter
Well, there goes the last bit of respect I had for you

>>31285052
Im not a wetback, I have never crossed the Rio Grande

>>31285074
Is Sweetie in the band?

>>31285050

>>31285092
You are the ancestor of wetbacks. You have disgraced your famiry.

>>31284951
"There are only two creatures of value on the face of this earth: those with a commitment, and those who require the commitment of others." -- "Abigail Adams"

>>31285025
They're no different than the random detritus of HS generals. Ignore them, and sometimes there's discussion. A while ago we tried to get back into discussing genomes and hereditary values of pony species. Didn't quite pan out, though.

>>31285030
>it's fun to poke fun at the things you like.

No it fucking isn't. You think this is a game Nathan?! I will fucking find you and end you.

>>31285025
unfamiliar with weaver? this is hardly new ground for him.

>>31285105
With her voice and assets, Hells yes she's in the band.

Scoot would do drums, Applebloom would learn how to play bass somehow.

>>31285037
That's... A really specific 'never' greentext.

>>31285025
It's just one guy

>>31284951

Fluffy, if you don't stop being so modest we're going to send you more money, and we all know you don't want that. Either admit that you are a good contributor or prepare your wallet for donations.

>>31284914

So new info about that DVD

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/11/more-information-on-friendship-is-magic.html

So bonus material...
Do you think that Pinkie song is one of them?

>>31285160
HE'S PLAYIN YOU LIKE A FIDDLE DON'T YOU SEE

human thread?

>>31285138
And Rarity always tell her she is wasting her time in that band.

>>31285016
poor lyra
>>31285019
HA

Since I haven't seen this posted yet, is anyone else watching the Colbert Report and saw Steven on a unicorn named Rainbow think it was a vague shout out?

>>31285159

>>31285146
It's actually the same guy who never puts a period on anything he says.

I think it's you.

>>31285025
Welcome, my friend! Come! Take a seat and discuss your favorite pony so far!

>>31285121
How? I dont have children and If I had, they would be born and raised in their home country.

>>31285178
>>31285160
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rasZzenuYxI&feature=related

;_;

>>31285205
Everything in this picture freaks me out

Why is MS's Apple Bloom so adorable?

>>31285184
Yeah, but her parents would encourage it. I mean she has to hone her vocal talents in fun ways in addition to her pedagogy, right?

Scoots is ALL ABOUT having her rocking the mic out front, lights blazing a halo through her hair, frame rocking and jumping to the beat.

It's GOOD to be the drummer in a band.

>>31285196
HOW MANY FINGERS DO I HOLD UP!

>IP filter the OP
>only 10 posts remain
>all have Mexican IPs

My week just wouldn't be complete without its usual shitty humanization thread.

>>31285237
>IP filter the OP
... what?

>>31285138
>Applebloom would learn how to play bass somehow
"it's just like fingering yourself"

>>31285231
I love her parents, specially the dad.

>>31285235
3 just to play it safe.

>>31285160
But... :(

>>31285087
>having any respect for that shitstain>>31285176
No. It's probably like... Fuckin'... pictures. Like I can see them throwing a storyboard or two on there and calling it a special feature. Or maybe having a 'sing along' version of a song with lyrics and a bouncing ball.

>>31285261
Thats not how the bass works.

>>31285261
It kind of is.

>>31285202

uh.

dude.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8WrKIvSEWI

>>31285277
Humanized Luna is mai waifu

>>31285074
>>31285105
reminded me of this

>>31285277

>pony cosplay

>fake ears

EVERY TIME GOD DAMMIT IF YOU ARE GONNA GO AS A HUMANIZED PONY YOU DON'T FUCKING NEED FAKE EARS FUCK. YES I AM ANGRY

>>31285290
I'd slap her bass

>>31285290
>play bass
>not be woman

I wouldn't know, but it's pretty belt-scratchy. I can see how folks would make the assumption.

>>31285181
If you're going to post half my photo, post the other half as well bro

>>31285277

My lust for human ponies in socks is taking over

>Captcha: Fetterlock cticlso

>>31285176
>checks front page
>Find The Ponies: Religious Painting Thingy Edition

Religious painting thingy? How uncultured do have to be?

>>31284951
>Pneumonia
>Need new hard drive and power supply.
I'm sorry to hear of your ills, friend. I hope for a speedy recovery and for things to get back in order. We shall keep vigil until your return.
Also, thank you for bringing us things like this.

Started with the first ep myself. Up to ep. 10.

Taking a break to watch WWE Raw.

>>31285315

>>31285176

>inb4 "bonus material" is just a couple of retarde flash games

>>31285316
Here's what I think is a Luna.

>>31285316
>mfw hfw

GUYS I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING

In Pinkie Pie's cupcake song
"A bit of salt, just a pinch"

HOW THE FUCK DOES A PONY KNOW WHAT A PINCH IS

>>31285326
Creepy fucking dude Twilight ruins an otherwise interesting take on a Celestia costume.

Fucking Europeans, man.

>>31285342
I'd say 'put up a PayPal link somewhere you feel comfortable with it.'

Seriously. You've got enough on your mind, let's keep your electricity on.

>>31285341
What is the general accepted age of LSH? I mean, being paired up with Braeburn, both cannon to a degree and fanon...

>>31285248
humie threads are the worst, 3DPD and megasweet everywhere

>>31285074
>Hey Scoot, whats the deal with the band name, i dont get it.

She will ask that.

>>31285388
Here's another but with slightly less Twilight

pony should pony pony

>>31285316
I've seen this picture three times.

I still can't quite figure out the gender of the person.

>>31285365

>>31285140

>Implying Rarity would ever don a common toque.

saved

>>31285391
>a ship being canon to a degree
not even the spike x rarity ship is canon you fool

>>31285385
Their mouth.

Pinch their mouth.

In case you didn't notice, pony mouths seem to be much more cleaner tha humans, and therefor, can be used as hands to grasp some things.

>>31285397
just realized i dont have a Scootaloo shrug, anyone has it?

>>31285385
Equestria is inhabited by several species, some of which do have hands. It's probably a term handed down from these other species.

>you will never be a slutty yet attractive young woman who can cosplay as her favorite pony

So am I the only person here who has never seen breasts in real life

breastfeeding doesn't count

>>31285433
Because is never going to happend.

>>31285423
The hands man. Look at those hands.

>>31285391
I think she's supposed to be around the same age as the mane cast.

>>31285397
Applebloom and Scootaloo would look at each other askance for a minute, "It's like ... a history thing. And this is a girls-only band, so ..."

Sweetie Belle would accept that answer, and everyone else in town would think it's just a quirky name and/or KNOW Scootaloo came up with it.

Applejack would let it slide, because frankly she'd needle Applejack with being the inspiration for a shitty cover band every time she could.

>>31285416
Yeah, I know. I saw that the other day. I had no idea that was a fucking weirdo dude.

I'm glad they at least chose THAT picture to upload instead of something where that goddamn goomba had his face towards the camera.

>>31285433

>>31285455
this is you on the far right

>>31285429

>>31285429
I never understood this. Someone want to enlighten me?

>>31285471
exactly, no ship will ever be canon
well except mr cake x mrs cake and rarity's mom x rarity's dad
and maybe twixie

>>31285385

Am I too late for humanizations?

More humanized pictures! this one should be standard for every one of these threads.

>>31285030

>Rarity is a whore

A bit of a slut? Sure. Gold digger? Sure. Sexual predator? Sure. But whore? I am disappoint.

>>31285507
>and maybe twixie

The fuck?

>>31285300
I'm talking about tonights episode, the one that just aired.

>>31285433
>forgetting about the best ship

>>31285499
> KIM POSSIBLE WAS PONE?

>>31285524
CANT YOU SEE THE LOVE IN THEIR EYES THEY WERE MADE FOR EACH OTHER ANON

>>31285478
Now i want to ship Scoot with Sweetie...

>>31285527
>bare feet and casual toplessness

MY FETISHES

Humanized? Nothing more human that feet and toes. You know you'd lick the frosting from in between each and every one of those pink digits.

>>31285499

>>31285521

>>31285536
....................................................................................................
.......................................

potential SHITSTORM INCOMING

>>31285521
I would hit that so hard...

Slowpoke, but I found that pic I was talking about earlier

>>31285549
Yeah, now I do too.

>>31285527
My god, that lack of proper anatomy...

>>31285479
I can hardly ask a one of a pair of cosplayers "please stand outside of the shot while I take a picture of what may be your hot girlfriend in a skintight, slightly transparent outfit that I can see her underwear through". The guy has balls to dress like that for a whole day, even if it was at a convention full of people in silly clothing.

there aren't enough humanized fluttershy's in yellow sweaters

>>31285459
come on guys

I can't be the only one

>>31285566
don't you start

>>31285566
You know, even though I hate the existence of this picture, I always click on it.

>>31285442
But then they'll get the salt in their mouth and get all loopy since it's like alcohol to them!
>ponies cooking while drunk
Never mind, carry on.

>>31285571
Rarity is best human

>>31285506

the joke is that they are lesbians.

>>31285521
i'd love more elegant AJ

>>31285474
I'd really rather not look at it anymore than I have to.

>>31285536

Yeah, and I'm saying that they've referenced it before in the past, so it's not that hard to imagine.

Adult Swim has also broadcast three bumps involving ponies. One defined the term "brony," the other had a list of "recommended programming" in which FiM was at the bottom. I can't remember what was on the third one.

It still amazes me how large this thing has grown over the past year.

hahahaha

>>31285442
I would eat food that has been in Pinkie's mouth non-sexually.

>>31285589
Tell me more, im intrigued right now.

>>31285571
Goodness, that's one hot Rarity...

>>31285607
I'm pretty sure you're not, I just get this feeling

>>31285522
Dude she totally puts out.

>>31285593
could you explain?

>>31285603

>>31285566
I wish she was smiling. She seems so annoyed in this pic.

>>31285326
>>31285494
>>31285416
>>31285181

>>31285646

>>31285640
Hence the fan.

>>31285432
I
>imply
nothing but that which is
>implied
By my actions.
And well, since I saved and posted that picture, I guess I am
>implying
Rarity would wear a toque

>>31285545
stay off the hallucinogens, anon.

>>31285620
This looks suspiciously like Muabo's art.

Who's tumblr is this.

>>31285666
>Moon Over June faces

>>31285607

um, well i've ...
>movies don't count
>porn doesn't count

Crap, i'm on your team ...

>>31285586
Man i will kill for that Rarity and that AJ toys.

>>31285589
no, don't.

>>31285522
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hY5iLIMkZ5w

Get mad

>>31285649
Her legs, man. Look at her legs. Legs don't do that. Also, where are her hips?

>>31285688
Sweet
How old are you then
I'm 24

>>31285607
I'm not in that boat, but given this is the internet you're probably not the only one.

>>31285673

>>31285416

Get twilight COMPLETELY out of that pic and it may be just bearable. Maybe.

>>31285695
BUT WHY!?

>>31285607
i already saw nude breasts irl because of my sculpting class

>>31285622
I don't get it

Okay... I don't do the whole shipping thing, I really don't.

...But did anyone else think it was just a tad unusual that Rarity's sleep mask was Fluttershy yellow with pink butterflies on it?

>>31285506
based on a small fic by "TrainingWritefag" (Now BrotherPrickle"
Fluttershy has a gum fetish or something

>>31285589
>>31285549
ponies or humans?

well too bad I only have ponies and small ones

>>31285688
>work at a bar
>bachelor party a few weeks ago
>topless waitresses

awwww yeah

...not worth working at a bachelor party though...

>>31285638
I mean, really, Scootaloo would be kind of a thin-limbed spit of a girl even as a Freshman in high school while Sweetie Bell "filled out" pretty early in Junior High. There's nothing quite as aching as pining for a girl when you don't think you'll quite measure up yet.

I mean, think about how Scoot would feel when Sweetie leans over her desk to get something. She'd be only at eye level for a quick

hot

kiss

for just a split second of every day. But when you're Scoots, it's an eternity, and it slips by EVERY DAMN DAY.

MLP genereal

I'm mad. I'm REALLY FUCKING MAD.

Gimmie ponies to make me not mad

>>31285721
it actually a request by someone who had some fetish about the gum, and fluttershy in that comic shares it or something I dont recall

>>31285719
Someone today suggested going to a life drawing class, but I don't think I could, it would freak me out too much

>>31285726
Those are ribbons and you have to be kidding me.

>>31285607
I would be you, but this one party man...

>>31285650
i like that pic

>>31285731
Why is Pinkie a nigger?

>>31285740
I should be a model for a life drawing class. I have all the right curves in all the right places.

>>31285727
Older humans i guess.

>>31285168
Not a big fan of this, but I really like the CMCs in this

>>31285705
25

>>31285661
you're no fun

>>31285721

there is nothing to get.

there is no joke.

dash suggestively chews gum and fluttershy gets the vapors.

>>31285755
Because she's loud and obnoxious and has fun all the time.

>>31285758
I was a model for a life drawing class for a while.

>>31285715
because they are better as friends

>>31285740
They might catch on to me when I don't bother to draw anything.

>>31285735
This boner, feels good.

>>31285770
Did you ever get a spontaneous boner and they drew it.

>>31285740
For every pair of tits you have to sketch, there will likely be a penis to balance the scales.

>>31285738

Your wish is my command.

>>31285755
because Pinkie Pie is SO racist

>>31285702
Also, her humerus is way longer than her shoulder. And her boobs...

Damn, the longer I look at it, the more flaws i notice. I can't simply enjoy art anymore, I'm cursed.

>>31285796
Nope, I apparently have masterful control over my penis. Some of the girls in the class were damn hot.

>>31285799
Not likely; I was the first male model they'd had all semester. Apparently women are more willing to pose naked than men are.

>>31285735
I always thought Scoot will be kinda like Dash.

>>31285799
haha this, after the girl, we had to sculpt a naked dude

fucking racist

>>31285735
Though to be fair Sweetie would be a magic-user and wouldn't have to reach for much, but it'd be like a lunar eclipse for Scootaloo every. Damn. Time.

... God high school was hormonal, now that I think of it.

>>31285714
Sorry bro, they come part and parcel. You can fuck Celestia, but Twilight has to join in.

>>31285727
Why must Scootaloo ruin EVERYTHING

>>31285215

He trollin' assumedlyHispanicamericaniponibrother. Pay him no mind.

>>31285823
She doesn't have quite the same bravado, maybe a few years will put a little more gas in her engine.

>>31285826
Now, what about Sweetie? She like her?

http://www.livescience.com/16903-sex-animals-bestiality-penile-cancer.html

Shit guys shit just shit

>>31285867
she's probably completely oblivious

>>31285863
I'll put some gas in her engine, if you know what I mean heh heh heh

I mean I would mentor her and be like a big brother

>>31285867
Of course not, she's a robot.

>>31285877
nnnnnnooooooooooooooo!

>>31285894
What's with the eyeshadow?

>>31285459

I see them all the time. They're just fully clothed. And on somebody else's girlfriend.

I catch your meaning anon, and I'm there with you.

But have faith anon, your day will come. And I guess I'd kind of like to try it with a really nice girl someday myself.

>>31285894
She might be oblivious, but she have FEELINGS for her?

HEY GUYS SC REACTION IMAGE GUY HERE I HOPE IM NOT TOO LATE
OH GOD IM TOO LATE
IS THIS STILL RELEVANT
OH GOD IM SORRY
BACK TO PONIES

>>31285877
There was some bruhaha a few years ago about a retrovirus linked with cancer in dogs, effectively meaning that for some, 'cancer is TOTALLY contagious.'

I can only imagine some strains work the same in humans.

>>31285459
friends havent taken you to a stripclub yet?

>>31285820
Do you think men are afraid of accidentallying a boner? I know I would be. Damn thing goes off on its own.

>>31285877
>http://www.livescience.com/16903-sex-animals-bestiality-penile-cancer.html
Now I could never make sweet love to Twilight!

>>31285624

It's best when she looks like she's uncomfortable in "fancy city clothes" and blushes constantly. You then take her hands, somehow still soft despite her years of hard work, and whisper in her ear, "you are beautiful" and kiss her sweetly on the lips. Her blush intensifies, but slowly she realizes that her discomfort is subsiding and kisses you back with equal affection. As you break the kiss, you see her graceful smile. Her green eyes, bright and clear. You marvel at this perfection, wondering if any magnitude off genius could have possibly produced a masterpiece such as her. She was now ready to leave for the event.

Maybe last year was a bust, but this year it will be the best night ever. At least, for you and Applejack.

>>31285911
Scoot is a whore.

;_;

>>31285877
don't worry it's just Christian propaganda

>>31285140
>>31285140

All of my FLY AWAY NOW FLY AWAY NOW FLY AWAAAAY!

>>31285877
only in uncircumcised men

>>31285799
but what if penises make me as nervous as tits

Alright, guys, it's time for a hypothetical. Think of a pony. It doesn't have to be your favorite, just any pony; preferably one you like, though. Got one? Good. You get to spend a day hanging out with them. The catch? There is no catch, enjoy spending time with your new friend.

it's been real, y'all, but i gots to get my cawadoody on. catch you bitches on the flipside

>>31285939
luckily antidepressants broke my penis, so that's not an issue

>>31285181

Imagine Nathan and Seth doing this with Applebloom and Trixie respectively. And then >pic related.

>>31285967
bullshit

bullshit bullshit bullshit

>>31285939
Yeah, that's apparently a big deal. A couple male models actually bailed last-minute on them. Just got cold feet, I guess?

I was tempted a couple times to just let go and think about attractive women, just to see how they'd react, but that would've been unprofessional. I think.

>>31285938
>friends

>>31285536
I think you're looking too deep into it. It was a regular white UNICORN that he called rainbow. It would be more of a vague reference to Robot Unicorn Attack than anything.

>>31285924
YES THIS IS STILL RELEVANT.

FUCK I LOVE DAY 9.

>>31285980
>Playing cowadoody instead of discussing glorious ponies.

Enjoy your video game, casual.

Smile smile smile put me in a fantastic mood today. I just wanted to share that.

>>31285945
>gif
>not animated

Sometimes I just watch it and wait for something to happen.

>>31285894
I've known girls like Sweetie. They're just a little clueless about who likes them and what they really like in turn; she'd think Scoots is 'cute' and 'super fun to be around' which is a little crushing to Scootaloo.

Even back then, 'cute' can mean like four different things, and 'oh my god I want to nibble and kiss down your nape until you just can't stand it' isn't THIS 'cute.'

... Maybe eventually she'd start to cognize her FEELINGS for others, Scoots included, as more than 'they're fun pals.' It takes a while for some people to recognize that.

>>31285938

not the same guy, but I wouldn't set foot in a strip club. There was a plan at one point to force me in one, but it never happened.
There are many reasons, especially with the "quality" of women in them among other reasons

>>31285938
Yeah, I don't have friends
I mean, I did in college, but it's not like I went around telling everyone I wondered what tits looked like up close

>>31285924
>mfw

>>31285945
Care to further explain your feelings anon??

>>31285984
But Applebloom is not my favorite pony.

soo...fluffy are you dieing or not? i didn't sign that get well card for nothing.

Inquery: Does this Unit have a soul?

>>31285987
>Circumcision also seems to play an important role in the development of penile cancer in men who have sex with animals. In global populations where the foreskin is removed soon after birth, the rates of penile malignancies are near zero. Uncircumcised men may develop more micro-traumas during sex, according to one theory on why circumcision protects against cancer.

that means I can bottom out mini mare cunt all day and not worry about anything, joke's on y'all niggas

>>31286026

Was this today's Daily!?

>>31286029
Parents caught me watching pony. Asked if I was gay. Fuck this gay earth.

>>31285939
It's not so much that I'm afraid of getting a boner, it's that I'm afraid I'll get a boner for no reason but it will happen at the same time as something unfortunate. For example, a little girl accidentally walks into the classroom, and for some reason this is when I get a random boner. NOW I LOOK LIKE A PEDO

>>31286042
>Inquery

Even as a robot, you're dumb as a post...

>>31286012
Bueno. Im ok with this.

>>31285978
BEST
DAY
EVER

>crtl+f shoehorned

thank god

>>31285945
This would be sad.

But its a futile gesture. She has no way of pulling the trigger

>>31286060
Oh god, my side. They have become split from chortles.

>>31285945
Pinkie don't be die.

>>31285978
>bonbon

awww man, but bonbon is such a JERK! and her voice sucks! all three of them!

so guys now Twilight won't be as shoehorned as before right?

>>31286059
but.. you are gay aren't you? I thought everyone on /co/ was gay..

>>31286046
This is the best pro-circumcision argument ever

"If you get your son's foreskin cut off, he can have safe sex with donkeys"

>>31286088
Don't worry, it's a chocolate gun.

>>31285938
>>31286013
Friend of mine at my college wanted to take me out to this swingers club downtown when I turned 21 to get me laid, I turned him down.

For some reason the whole idea of going to a club for the sole purpose of fucking felt... dirty.

>>31286046
Yes, being mutilated at birth finally pays off!

>>31286095
Yes!

>>31286036
There's a what now?
Dammit /co/ stop being so nice... Aren't you guys suppose to hate everything?

>>31286064
I remember someone randomly posted that in a thread last night. Care to explain?

>>31286100
Nnnnah, not everyone.

>>31286026

>he's probably fapped to mlp by now

>>31286042
That depends. Most robots dont, unless you learn the qualities of the human condition and become an endearing character.

>>31286059
If your parents are that paranoid, they're the ones with issues, not you

>>31286036
If Fluffy isn't dying, we'll have to do something about that. No sense in letting a get well card go to waste.

>>31286002
>implying ponies aren't the most casual thing that casuals could ever casual.

>ponychan exists because of people like you

>>31286095
i'm gonna fucking murder you

>>31286081
DUDE I'M NOT JOKING

I HAVE THIS HORRIBLE PHOBIA OF BEING MISTAKEN FOR A PEDOPHILE DUE TO SOME HORRIBLE MISUNDERSTANDING

>>31285181

>>31286121
No, we're supposed to be one of the more civil boards.

And what's going on that you'd be dying?

>>31286113
I will say it feels a little cheap and shallow depending on the person / couple, BUT

If you're really, really, really jonesing for some sex, there's nothing quite like a nice hot rutting that's safe, sane, and sexy.

PS - Live a little, just try it and decide later if it's 'dirty.'

>>31286059
You say that like being gay is a bad thing. Rainbow Dash is gay, and she's cool as fuck!

>>31286121
oh some of us still do
it's just the truly hateful people have become apathetic over the months
so now all that's left in me is a silent seething anger that I keep to myself

>>31286152
What episode's that cap from? I don't remember any green-spotted pie things.

>>31286177
Being gay is a mental disorder. Good thing bestpony isn't gay.

>>31286153
Dude, If you get a boner when a little girl walks into the room, it means you're ready to have sex. There's no misunderstanding this situation.

>>31286201
maybe you didn't even finish it or just watched it once, because that's from Owl's well that ends well

>>31286201
The owl ep.

>>31286203
but Fluttershy is bisexual...

>>31286201
Owls well
It's a quiche

>>31286175
>insert sappy remark about wanting the first time to mean something here

And besides, I'm afraid I'd catch something if I went to that place.

>>31286203
DSM-I was on forty years ago, and Focus on the Family and the Traditional Values Coalition are both THATAWAY.

>>31286201
owls well that ends well, when spike goes to look for a quill pinkie tosses a bunch of things that sound like quill at him, that's a kiesh (spelling?)

Human ponies? Oh boy, time to pos- what the fuck ever, man, this is getting old

>>31286061

Steatment: You are wrong. My spelling is perfect.

>>31286203
Indeed. Best pony, Pinkie Pie, isn't gay.

Rainbow Dash is, though.

>>31286113

>knowthatfeel

I just don't want my friends to watch me get a boner and laugh at me, try and get me drunk, get me a lap dance, and watch me get off.

And they are not laughing with me they would laugh AT ME. They were like that.

>>31286203
She is man we all know.

>>31286175
>rutting
god dammit, why is this a thing

From this day forth, Nathan shall be known by his pony name, "Nathan Moonlight".

That is all.

>>31286100
sometimes i think this whole thread consists entirely of homosexuals.

>>31286220
No see, I'm such a worrier that if a little girl walks in, I'm so obsessed with NOT being thought of as a pedophile that all I can think of is "DON'T GET A BONER, DON'T GET A BONER" but that's like trying to say "DON'T THINK ABOUT ELEPHANTS" so I end up getting a boner as a result of me trying too hard not to get a boner

>>31286161
I have ultra pneumonia thanks to a weak immune system.

>>31286254
hey ross long time no see please stop drawing and never post here again

>>31286238
The first time doesn't 'mean' half what you think it means. You don't do it and suddenly feel SO MUCH MORE ADULT, it feels like you just did something vigorous and physical that (hopefully) turned your crank a little deep inside.

That said ... you're right, there are forms of HPV and a few other STI's you can get regardless of condoms, but using a barrier to cover your foreskin and other mucous membranes cuts the risk SIGNIFICANTLY.

>>31286127
Day9 is actually quantitatively the best person.

Does anyone have a pic of (can't remember which pony) that had a chocolate gun?

>>31286177
you are wrong on so many levels

>>31286281
I was actually thinking of taking up the name Mr. Sasquatch for these threads.

>>31286121

reuniclus is making a get well card and we signed it.

don't scare us you faggot. and if anyone deserves this shit it is you fluffy. believe me, if you didn't deserve it, we wouldn't fucking do it.

NOW ACCEPT OUR LOVE

also, you are being shipped with faceless now. facebutts

>>31286295
I haven't gotten a boner in public for years

that's not really a good sign

>>31286113

THIS IS WHY EVERYONE LAUGHS AT YOU NATHAN
SEE AT LEAST NEXT TIME YOU'RE ON /co/ YOU COULD SAY THAT YOU'RE NOT A VIRGIN
GODDAMN

>>31286240
>Focus on the Family and the Traditional Values Coalition
You know an organization is bullshit when they have to use euphemisms and straw men arguments in their own name

>>31286329
Internet rep is a srs bsns.

>>31286329

man who here ISN'T a virgin?

okay so is day9 into ponies now or did someone just send it to him as a joke

>>31286305
>foreskin
I'd say it but I really don't want to upset everyone.

>>31286325
>discover FiM
>takes up most of my nights
>stop fapping
I feel superior to most of you ITT.

>>31286254

That you Ross, or are you just posting one of his pics?

>>31286344
I will only lose my virginity to Rarity.

>>31286344

>>31286243
It's "Quiche" you fucking plebian do you american cunts even eat real food?