Pegasus are mexicans for some reason.

mark this shit posthaste

POTTY TIME!

COME ON EVERYPONI DIE DIE DIE!

PONIES EN DISCOVERY KIDS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAKCB8UtmxE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAKCB8UtmxE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAKCB8UtmxE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAKCB8UtmxE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAKCB8UtmxE

>>31281458
that's racist

Fluffy died because you people wouldn't make enough taco ponies.

SHERK!

>>31281412
I suddenly want to see Rainbow as Roadrunner and Pinkie Pie as the Coyote.

>>31281503
But that mule have american accent.

>>31281519
shouldn't that fit better viceversa?

>>31281081
HOLY SHIT, I SAW IT TOO. I'M SO EXCITE.
Seriously, I had fucking Discovery Kids on my TV for the last couple hours, having to bear with fucking Backyardigans and their lousy bullshit, just to see that commercial.
...What have I done with my life?

DUKE NUKEM'S PIRATE BASH

More active thread

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>>31281492
>Dash voice
>Rarity voice

NOOOOPE!

>>31281532
Mexicans secretly speak english perfectly

>>31281519
Wouldn't it fit better if Pinkie was the roadrunner?

actually I can picture her doing the "beep beep" in the show

>>31281567
>troll thread

>>31281539
I thought it worked because Pinkie is the one with the wacky plans and Rainbow is the one with the birnkenstocks made of GOES FAST, but either seems to work.

they have ponies in mexico?

>>31281577
Rarity's voice was predictable

I don't recognize Dash, Spike or Twilight's though

>>31281612
we already had the McDonald's toys
we are finally getting the show

>>31281577
I'm hoping the commercial voices are just come kind of placeholders...

Scootaloo is the best Mexican pony.

oh shit, haha

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wpREGuMb1c

>>31281612
In two weeks, we'll have 'em.

they have 4chan in mexico?

>>31281701
>mootxico

>>31281701
Yep. It's called MexiChan

>>31281701
I was reading the newspaper and found out that there's "Anonymous" in mexico, you know the "Never forgive, never forget" kind.


and they did some shit to rescue one of them who was kidnapped by "Los Zetas"

>>31281747
wasn't that zetas thing bullshit?

>>31281675
Rarijack is canon now.

>>31281747
Yeah, shit was so cash, the way NOTHING HAPPENED.

However, two months ago, the Cartel lynched and dismembered a few internet snitches.

:O

Hey guys

I left my house for the first time in months tonight

I walked up and down my driveway for 30 minutes

I liked it

>>31281828
Dude

that's fucking dangerous

you might have caught HIV or something, fuck

>>31281828
>walking for no reason just to walk for the hell of it.

My nigga.

>>31281772
I don't know

>>31281675
ohh god this is hilarious

>>31281858
Its canon dude i told you.

>>31281828
>Did this
>Fell
>Broke leg
>Shit pants

You got lucky. That's all.

>>31281856
actually it was more like "walking because I'm getting so out of shape that I'm starting to develop respiratory problems and I need to act now or I'll get a stroke when I'm 32"

>>31281856

when I'm near a crowd, I walk away and then around to not feel awkward until the crowd goes away, then I sit alone on the bench

>>31281552

>>31281897
Take a walk around the neighborhood or something, don't just pace up and down your drive, it'll be a lot more interesting.

>>31281897
Well, that's your primary reason. I have the same reason to walk around for hours on end, though I just love to walk while listening to music, mulling random shit around in my head.

>>31281675
pff hahaha fuck your shit

>>31281912
When I'm waiting for a bus, but it's not the bus I want, I get up from the bench and walk away, not making eye contact with the bus driver, then when the bus is gone, I turn around and sit back down

Does this make me beta

That I can't even shake my head to bus drivers to let them know I'm not going to get on their bus

>not walking to work

>>31281912

>>31281897

you're going to need to do more than walk 30 minutes a day if you want to avoid an early death, fatty.

>>31281940
why don't you just stay sitting, not looking at the bus?

ONE FUCKING THREAD AT A TIME
ONE FUCKING THREAD AT A TIME
ONE FUCKING THREAD AT A TIME
ONE FUCKING THREAD AT A TIME
ONE FUCKING THREAD AT A TIME
ONE FUCKING THREAD AT A TIME
ONE FUCKING THREAD AT A TIME

>>31281951
>not biking to work
Get some air in the tires, grease up some places, and fuck the risks, I'll bike anywhere within reason

Taking art requests I'll do tomorrow

>>31281951
>Walking 20 miles to work

>>31281926
Well, it's 7pm, so it was too dark to do my normal neighborhood walk. But I was desperate to do something so I did this. Back when I was in better shape and walking several times a week I had a pretty long walk that I'll work myself back up to.

Actually, I even had a longer walk I did with my mom, which went up a hill, through a bike path and finally through a long, undeveloped field, finally looping around back to my house. I'd rather not do it alone or at night, since there are mountain lions in that area.

would you a squishy human butthole?

>>31281983
because then the bus driver will honk at me

>>31282001
PINKIEDASH
HARD MODE: SHIPPING
NIGHTMARE MODE: NO STRAIGHT SHIPPING

>>31281951
>having a job
>having legs

>>31282044
>Dr white
>Lesbians

He hate lesbians man.

>>31281997
This is our one thread

>>31282058
Which is why it's Nightmare mod

>>31282020
>mountain lions
BRAVE THEM. TAKE THEM ON, RIP THEIR FUR FROM THEIR FLESH. CONSUME THEM, AND BECOME A BEAST MASTER.

what happens to ponies when they die? if their god is also the physical ruler, is there a pony heaven?

>>31282044
Now Candybag, I love you, but you have to be more specific.

>>31282080
If Celestia is their physical ruler, does that mean she measures up

>>31282073
There's another one on the front page

>>31281229
two threads what do

>>31282124
>>31282129
That's a troll thread.

Stay here.

>>31282129
So because some troll made another MLP General, it's our fault there are "two MLP threads"?

>>31282124
we're not going to your thread, Anon

>>31282161
Seems pretty active and sincere for a troll thread.

/jp/ here

would it be weird to say that you guys remind me of Touhou fans? I mean you both like a series with a mostly female cast, produce a shit ton of fanart and create so much music/remixes it may as well be a sub-genre.

>>31282177
>mfw im actually in both threads

>>31282185
wait 30 minutes when the OP deletes it.

So...would the ponies names still be "Rarity" and "Rainbow Dash", or would they be the spanish terms for the words Rarity, Rainbow and Dash?

>>31282095
He have a heart attack.

>watch the mexican version of pony introduction videos
>"Pinkie loves visiting the sugarcube corner"
>mfw

I thought she worked there

>>31282095
Impress me.

>>31282205
>*after the OP gets the marker

>>31282220
They keep the english names but Rarity is Rareza
and Dash will be Arcoiris Carrera.

>>31282189
>Horrid 99.9% autistic fanbase obsessed with lesbian shipping, tends to interpret fan works as equal to canon, liked mainly by neckbeards and annoying teenagers with a few people who just sit back and enjoy it from time to time

Nope, not weird at all.

>>31282058
No, you're thinking of the Routh Harwitz Stability Criteria. I hate that shit.

>>31282271
I apologize then.

>>31282189
We are pretty much the western animation equivalent of Touhou at this point. The only thing we need now is more hats in the show.

>>31282189
This isn't Touhou-sized yet. Not even close. You just need to get off this part of the internet and network somewhere a little more normal taste-wise.

>>31282262
Don't forget that everything is resolved with tea parties.

>>31282189
The only difference between me being a fan of MLP and me being a fan of Touhou is that I've actually watched MLP

>>31282220
I don't think they'll use Spanish names.

though I heard them pronounce "Twilight Sparkle" and it sounded so bad.

thought the hasbro page called Fluttershy "Mariposa" once

>>31282247
>I'm now imagining a tumblr of Spanish Rainbow Dash, where Dash is just running everything through Babelfish and is wearing a sombrero + poncho as well as a tape-on moustache.

>>31282314
You are going to do it!

>>31282306
>Touhou
>Big

get off of the weird part of the internet

>>31282309
I don't think there's even been a tea party in this show yet. The two biggest villains have been defeated using ancient magic and two further assholes were pretty much told to fuck off.

>>31282314

>>31282195
yeah me too

>>31282310
>Implying Touhou fans ever play the games

COME ON EVERYPONI SMILE SMILE SMILE!

yes, here too

Mexican thread? Post some Scootaloo

>>31282262
Why is literally every person on the planet other than me so retarded and gay?

Wait, isn't Touhou those hard as fuck anime shooter games?

>>31282404
Caliente

>>31282458
touhou is a game?

>>31282406
They represent your subconscious.

>>31282458
They're not really hard. It's basically all memorization.

>>31282404
>>31282461

What makes it even better is that soon Scoots will have a canon Mexican voice.

>>31282461
IIIIIIIIIIIIJAAAAAUUUUUUU!

>>31282287

If MLP gets hats, then it will be Touhou AND TF2.

>>31282287
Ponies will never.
Ever.
Ever be as large as touhou is. Ever. You are stupid for thinking as such and shame on you.

>>31282461
Mexicanloo is the best fanon.

>>31282394
I'm gonna rape you with a rake

>>31282496
I don't think he was referring to the sizes of the two fandoms.

>>31282461
>>31282498
why is scootaloo mexican?

>>31282404
isn't that Spanish?

>>31282490

>hats
>remember that swag as fuck green costume during sisterhood social

That outfit was fucking boss.

>>31282486
and Applejack will get a northern mexican accent, I cant wait for the mexican dub

why would Scootaloo be Mexican though, /co/?

>>31282546
because Scootaloo Margara Francisca Pancha i dont know what else Dooks named her

>>31282578
isn't that the same name as the girl from spy kids?

>>31282571
the hat of kings

>>31282614
Well fuck

>111 posts.

THANK YOU JESUS!!

>>31282574
Mexican dyke haircut, poor and useless, she is a chicken so she is probably related to Panchito Pistoles.

>>31282224
I'll try. For you

>>31282616
that's exactly what I was thinking

>>31282622
I'll give you a bills for it.

>>31282632
holy shit, I love this crossover so much.
is there anywhere I could see more of this artist's stuff?

>>31282622

I'm diggin the orange one too now. Dem shades, dat hat.

>>31282614
This is the most fitting best reaction image ever

>>31282614
You picked the right thread. I'm proud of you.

>>31282629
Sorry i thought I was on /v/.

How the fuck did I click on /co/

someone have the pic of tuailag esparquel?

>>31282614

Why didn't anyone tell me this was here. I was wondering why the other thread was so slow.

>>31282224
Man, have you seen the TV operator sinopsis? http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-sKW-wwSgHmI/TrhWNluMu3I/AAAAAAAAAG4/OZkIL75z66U/s400/P071111_1609%255B02%2
55D.jpg

>>31282622
I DEMAND A BOOTSY COLLINS PONY WEARING THE ORANGE COSTUME

>>31282725
It just got here. Pretty sure the other thread was a troll thread anyway.

>>31282698

>21 de noviembre
>ese dia no hay clases

My body is ready.

Now I want a pony version of this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJTjgClLgVE

>>31282573
Applejack will sound great with that accent.

>>31282726
>witches
>gnomes

WTF MAN?!

>>31282726

Can someone translate? I don't speak sombrero.

>>31282744

Oh, okay. I just wanted to make sure I wasn't making a fool out of myself by continuing to post in the last thread.

I'm perfectly content to make a fool out of myself intentionally.

so is there a new episode this week or are they doing another week off?

Why do you faggots like background characters so much?

>I'm a boy
>Rarity is my favorite pony
>Straight haired Rarity happens
>Her hair looks like mine does when it's wet
>I realize for the first time that she styles her hair
>And that I could style my hair like hers
>And dye it purple

I hate myself for the split second I thought about it.

>>31282779
Please stop being racist, the correct term is Chimichanga...

>>31282763
Dude i live in the fucking frontier and there is no such thing as a northern accent.

>>31282801
see pic

>>31282779
In a mystical land of magic creatures, the little ponies live pacifically singing and playing. However, sometimes they have to fight witches, gnomes and other mean creatures

>>31282758
>Mi cara cuando me doy cuenta de eso.

>>31282804
become one with human futa rarity. do it anon

>>31282779
In a mystical land of magic creatures, the pegasus ponies live peacefully, dancing and playing games. Without warning, witches and gnomes attack them.

>>31282811
>frontier
which side? Mexico?

>>31282804
>Boy
>Long hair
>Probably does it in a pony tail
You disgust me

>>31282801

Because they're blank slates that people can experiment with and raw upon since working with only 6 characters gets boring real fast. Besides, some of them actually look good.

>>31282832
>mfw

>>31282779
"In a mystical land of magic creatures, the little ponies live peacefully between songs and games. However, sometimes they have to fight witches, elves and other evil fiends"

que

>>31282791
>Wallace and Gromit crossover
It finally happened. It was worth the wait.

>>31282758
madres si es cierto...
el pedo es que estare con unos primos, ni de pedo vere ponies con ellos...

>>31282831
>>31282841

To al those fags saying MLP isn't going to be as big as touhou, well let me take you out of your small weeabo world and welcome you to the shitty part of the internet. You know, the part where the majority of people post, like the fagfest that is reddit. The fact that this fucking fandom has atracted all those useless 13 year olds means it's gonna grow WAY larger than touhou.
Sage for pony scum. Die already!

>>31282867
That's actually fairly old. Well before summer rolled around, actually.

>>31282801
why did I laugh

>>31282884
hahathatsgreat

>>31282726
hahaha what the shit??

>>31282811
>No existe el acento norteño

>>31282897
Really? How the flying fuck did I miss that?

>>31282857
>Discovery Kids

>>31282884
That's really cute.

>>31282917
Correcto.

>>31282927
Well, it could be worse...no, not really

>>31282847

Right now it's a pageboy cut overdue for a trim. And I used to have a mullet, but by God, I never had a ponytail. But if I did, I'd be right there with you

>Bronies
>With Ponytails

I just realized...

>>31282946
Haz de ser de Monterrey, claro que existe, Baja California fag aqui...

>>31282954
>I used to have a mullet

why

>>31282954
>Bronytail.

>>31282884
>he thinks that saging does anything!

Droppin' off a quick sketch, inspired by the last thread. Fluttershy loves baby otter spammer!

>>31282857
Well... I guess Trixie's kind of like a witch. She does magic and has a pointed hat. And bitch rhymes with witch.

Elves.... Gilda?

>>31282960
Lol no monterrey ni es del norte son guachos.

how do you like your bacon mlpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Icqvd-S7geo

>>31282847

>not having a Jesus hair & beard combo

It took me a few years to master it, and it doesn't look as good as Bale's, but it is arguably the best hair style.

>>31282995
crisp and endless

>>31282884
>he thinks reddit sucks

>>31282995
Thick, juicy, salty. Just by itself. Maybe on a blt. But no bacon cheeseburgers or any of that crap.

>>31283006
Esa es la voz que quitaron.

>>31283010
You're right, it is very arguably the best.

>>31282884
>saging a thread that hits 400 posts every hour or so

/r/ing link board please

>>31282995
chewy and never ending

>>31283006
They changed the VA bro, take it easy

>>31282917
Prueba:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jv3U3rXs8QY

>>31283023
>He thinks reddit is good.
>MFW falling for trolls
>Too lazy to erase this reply

>>31283028
Por suerte...debe ser la única vez que me gusta la idea de que hayan escuchado al fanon

>>31283045
>Chewy bacon

>>31283051
Esos lo hacen a proposito para llamar la atencion de los guachos y chilangos.

>>31282884
>Die already!
I think you made a wrong turn on your way to Newgrounds.

>>31283026
>no bacon cheeseburgers
What
Dude, you gotta try the bacon cheeseburger the burger joint by my house serves

bleu cheese, bacon, and garloc aioli

I'm gonna take the bus to get one tomorrow for dinner
It's gonna be SO CHOICE

>>31283063
Well you just hate everything I like, don't you?

>>31282981
>Fluttershy and Otters
you deserve an internet; two of the best animals in one picture.

>>31282995
I like it how Applejack makes it.

>>31282970

I'd had a Kindergartener's bowl cut through to high school, and then I decided to start letting it grow for once, and I liked it. In retrospect, pure foolishness. It was aspie stubbornness that I resisted my parents' pressure (bless their hearts) to pick a different long haircut.

>>31283088
Maybe.

>>31283006
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Icqvd-S7geo
>Dem ugly mexican voices.

>>31283063
>Crispy delicious bacon

>>31282972

inb4 some brony starts calling them that and it catches on and fandom becomes evermore shittier.

>>31283078
Cheeseburgers are better without the bacon. Bacon is better without the cheeseburger.

Unless there's something wrong with either. You can spruce up a bad burger by adding bacon. And, I guess, vice versa.

>>31282981
she looks like an otter herself.

>>31283010
it wont look good on you because you're unattractive. that hair style only looks good on bale because he's attractive.

>>31283107
VA's already changed

>>31283034

The biggest thing about it that people don't realize is that you have to have curly hair. It just does not work with straight hair at all. Your hair can't be too curly, though, you have to find a nice in-between, and my hair is just right naturally.

I could probably make my hair look really nice if I gave more than half a shit.

OH GOD I'M DISCUSSING HAIR CARE IN AN MLP GENERAL. IT'S FINALLY HAPPENED. FOR FUCK'S SAKE SOMEONE DISCUSS AN ADVENTURE OR SOMETHING.

>That feel when your hair doesn't grow that long even when you try to grow it out
>That feel when your facial hair is flesh-colored and you can't even grow a proper goatee because your mustache hair doesn't connect to your beard hair
>Forever a boring haircut

>>31283120
I have to agree, cheese is disgusting.

>>31283137
My hair grows spectaculary like a pony's mane. So full and with much body.

>>31283143
>cheese is disgusting

>>31283090

Woah- I just said out loud "But Fluttershy isn't an animal, she's a pon.. oh."

>>31283136
How about adventure, hair, and pony all in one.

>>31283137
>that feel when your beard is three different colors, none of which are the same as the hair on your head.

>>31283137

Wear a wig.

>>31283179
aww you already consider her more than a simple animal
that's cute

>>31283173
>Cheese is good

>>31283179
Spooky, innit?

>mcc no Aleteo Timido en el episodio antereor

>>31283143
I agree that cheese is overrated but only because it is overused in American cuisine

>>31283136
My hair is too damn curly. I get it from my Italian ancestors, judging by old family pictures.

I can't do anything with it, either.

I have the most boring cut in the world.

>>31283137
>That feel when your facial hair comes in bright red.
Feels bad man.

>>31283137

I have to shave every day, I wish I could go a week without shaving, but I like awful with facial hair

>>31283188
is that pony going super saiyan?

>>31283191
That feel when your facial hair is a bitchin' red in direct sunlight, but brown inside.

>>31283215
Ni Dash ni Twilight, el mejor episodio de la serie.

>>31283217
Nigga, you ever hear of Swiss cheese? You know why they have their own cheese? Because they love cheese in Swiss. More than America.

>>31283215
ya tendra su capitulo anon... ya lo tendra..

>>31283222

>bright red

Well, mine doesn't come in too bright. It grows out brown, then the older it becomes the redder it gets.

>>31283210
>opinions
I don't like bacon at all you don't see me crying

>>31283231
Watch this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvYe1-Wg_MI

>>31283246
>In Swiss

>>31283222
Dude, I wish I could grow red facial hair. My college roommate was this tall, kinda lanky guy, with dark hair, but for some reason when he grew his facial hair out it was really reddish

I could tell all my female friends were giving him sexual favors

BUT I COULD NEVER ACTUALLY PROVE IT

>>31283137
>25
>shitty genes means im already bald
>luck for me my beard grows like a motherfucker
>same for the rest of the hair on my body
>im also built pretty big so it evens out

pic is what i would look like with more head hair and less beard

Entonces dije: "Avena? Acaso estás loca?....oh..."

>>31283308
>25
>bald
oh man that's gotta suck

>Thread de Mejicerdos
Que asco, si ya esta cosa es una mierda, con ustedes cerdos negros y asquerosos es todavia peor

>>31282951
si, podrian tener esas voces horrendas que le ponen a los demas shows

>>31283313
me pregunto como van a sonar muchas de las frases conocidas en español...

>20% mas chido

>I provoked a discussion about hair care in the thread about the ponies with brushable manes

It was a fabulous accident

>>31283204

If we consider the ponies to be animals, despite their sentience, whose to say they don't consider us to be animals?

Oh God, that means Lyra isn't their equivalent of a furry... she's their equivalent of a beastophile.

>cheese in american food

damn my sister recommended me this one italian place when i visited her at college once so i go and get cannelloni and it's like a macaroni in a sea of low grade ricotta

My Little Hair and Beard General.

>>31283329
pues salte sudaca

>that feel when you've achieved 95% of the varg beard
just a little more to grow

my hair is amazingly swept back like the gods intended
blonde hair blue eye master race

>>31283355
>that feel when you acicdentally derail pony threads
I still remember that time I accidentally made people start discussing pony genetics...

>>31283357
Seriously, American restaurant food is so plain.

>>31283358
>My Little Hair and Bear General
>not My Little Sombrero

>>31283349
como sera eso de la "cutiañera"

>>31283349
>Mexicanismos
NO, PUTAMADRE NO

>not washing your hair with horse shampoo

this stuff is basically baby shampoo at half the price, it doesn't dry your hair out at all

>>31283400
>Hair and Bear
>Bear

>>31283392
Why can't we talk about that again? I'll pull the gene sequencer out

>>31283402
como les llamaran a los Cutie Marks?!

>>31283356
That's nonsense, P.Q.

Ponies treat other sapients with dignity and respect.

>>31283358

>hair and beard general
>that feel when you can't grow a stache

Shit sucks, it's either a nice chinbeard or a disgusting neckbeard for me. Currently growing the former.

>>31283400
>Bear
Someone have that picture of Fluttershy cracking open a bear?

>>31283416
I practically drink this shit. Makes my hair feel so nice.

>>31283394
We eat very bland food here, not much use of spices.

>>31283419
Remember when you could slap Omni-gel on everything?

>>31283308
oh man you must be a hairy dude
>all that beard
do gay guys hit on you much?

>>31283416

>>31283416
Oh Christ, wait until this becomes a popular thing amount bronies and Fox News picks up on it

>>31283392
I remember that.
And now we have a piece of information to supplement it. It seems that whatever species the female is becomes the dominant set of genes in the pair. Rarity's mother is a unicorn, and she mothered two unicorns off an Earth pony. Which would mean Rarity and Sweetie are Ue carriers.

>>31283441

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poDjktbT3jA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_p2BwunBaJA

>>31283006
Oh god

is she trying to make a northern accent or a spanish accent?

>>31283411
They actually did a good job with Adventure Time, though it wouldn't fit with ponies

>Male hair care
Pony general, ladies and Gentlemen.

>>31283430

>implying sheep are sapient

Lazy dumb sheep scum.

>>31283473
Even earth ponies are above sheep.

>>31283464
>implying Rarity's dad is officially an earth pony
until we don't get to see his full head hi race will be a mistery

>>31283416

>mane n' tail

I tried it when I was younger, shit comes in a huge bottle too. I was satisfied with it.

>>31283427
Marcas de cola.

>>31282352
We see ponies drinking/mentioning tea at least a couple of times (off the top of my head I recall the banquet for Celestia, and is both mentioned a couple times throughout and actually seen at the end of Stare Master), but it's mostly downplayed and not portrayed in a giggling girl fashion, so it's easy to tune out the fact that they're sitting at a table drinking tea.

>>31283491
All the ponies are equals my friend.

>>31283498
I like the idea.

>>31283526
You're trying so hard, Fandom

>>31283498
I think it's more interesting for Rarity to be a filthy halfbreed

>>31283445
Is that a cultural thing, or do you guys see the spice aisle in your supermarkets and freeze up?

On a related note, never get your spices from supermarkets. Smaller specialist stores, especially ones that cater to specific cultures found in areas with large populations of non-caucasians sell them much cheaper and in much higher quantities.
Though pretty much everyone who uses a range of spices in cooking likely knows this already.

>>31283498
That hat was far too low for a unicorn. But you're right, we'll have to wait and see.

>>31283501
>marcas the cola
>Cola brands

>your hair looks horrible
>cant have it short because it sticks up like crazy

Hey guys I need help

Every so often I get the desire to get a girlfriend, and then I spend like 6 hours on /co/ trying to get some female tripfag to go out with me, and then I give up and fap

So my question to you is

How do I get myself to just fap at the beginning so that I don't do all that other stuff

>>31283467
>mfw i imagined Derpy screaming "Empanadas!" like a typical mexican street vendor
>mfw it was awesome

>>31283416
>Shampooing your hair for more than once every 3 weeks
>Enjoy your greasy as fuck hair

>>31283427
"Tatuajes bonis".

:V

>>31283539
What wrong with halfbreeds?

Here's some exploitable pone heads

>>31283558
QUE LOS DEDOS SE TE HAGAN CHICHARRON

>>31283558
tatuaje en la nalga

>>31283499
>>31283442

PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE.

PLEASE.

>>31283538
I don't know if I can keep doing this. Can we stop guys? I want to take a break.

>>31283567
Is there a worst quality version available?

>>31283567
>exploitable
>small as fuck

>>31283554
I don't use shampoo at all, Swedish complexion, it bothers my skin

>>31283558
pues literalmente seria algo asi como Marcas Lindas...

>>31283441

>>31283584
NO! You better keep making shitty fanfics and fanart

>>31283581
people have been using horse shampoo for a long time, that's not a new thing

>>31283581
It's not hard to believe. Horses have to have good hair. What else are we going to use for our violin stick strings?

>>31283581
Mane n Tail is actually suitable for human use

>>31283584
NO, YOU WORTHLESS WENCH.

BACK IN THE BAD FANFICTION KITCHEN WITH YOU.

>>31283581
No, actually people have used Mane n Tail for a long time. I heard about it like a decade ago. It's marketed towards both horses and humans, and is widely considered a pretty good hair product

>>31283586

>>31283581
Someone inform ponychan about this shampoo.

>>31283627
MUCH BETTER! Thank you

>>31283554
>Shampooing hair once every 3 weeks
what the fuck man

My hair needs a shampoo every 2-4 days depending on length.

>>31283611
>>31283613
>>31283615
>>31283625

>>31283581

No joke, it was only one time though years before ponies.

>>31283627
>png
>Not ohjesusfuckingchristartifactseverywhere .jpg

>>31283526

If this keeps happening, fanon will eventually decree that Derpy is everyone's mom.

Speaking of manes, I think the spanish word for it it's "Crin"

it will sound so weird

>>31283544
>that pic
Are... Are people really deriving from that silly doodle I did last month?

>>31283665
I wish derpy was my mom

Every time I go back to EU3

Posting in these threads feels more and more pointless

What do I accomplish here?

At least when my roommate gets back at the end of the day, if I played EU3, I can say I beat the shit out of Sweden in a punitive war that they started, and forced Guyenne's annexation.

Anyone have the colored version of this?

>>31283665
Derpy is actually Celestia's mom.

>>31283665
>You will never have a cross-eyed pony as your birth mother

>>31283647
if you use shampoo frequently, it strips the natural oils from your hair, it's very damaging, so your hair compensates by kicking oil production into overdrive

I stopped using shampoo altogether, and my hair looks better.

>>31283671
FLUFFY WHERE DID YOU COME FROM HOW ARE YOU WHAT HAPPENED JESUS FUCK NEVER SCARE ME LIKE THAT AGAIN

>>31283624

You don't have a bigger version of this image, do you? I've never been able to find one big enough to use as a desktop wallpaper.

And as for the shampoo shit, whatever. Just... please can we talk about something else. Something that doesn't involve humans using horse hygiene products.

>>31283671
Yep.

Also, quiet you, you're supposed to be dead.

>>31283669
I would brush and wash Fluttershys soft crin-crin every night before we went to bed.

>>31283601
Pues si.

Pero tatuajes bonis se oye mas padriuris. :V

>>31283678
If you stay in these threads you can say you came that much closer to telling people how your opinion is better than theirs!

fine jeez

>>31283671
Everyone thought you were killed by AIDS

Did the doctors find a cure for HIV AIDS? Or are you just on the cocktail that makes it not as bad?

>>31283678
EU3 is too damn easy.

I want a mustache like this.

How

>>31283581
if you're a youngling you probably heard of it through blades of glory

>>31283669
Que no seria "melena"?

>>31283701
Did you ever finish that quest last night? I gave up after 4chan went to for the upgrade.

>>31283680

Derpy is the original creator of Equestria, disguised as an adorable retard.

All ponies are her children.

>>31283679

>>31283701
>horse hygiene products
>implying you don't see Mane 'n' Tail in the shampoo aisle of every supermarket
Does your mom buy your shampoo for you?

>>31283728
Bust a bunch of myths

>Skyward Sword demo at Gamestop
FUCK YEAH
>Controllers tethered to station makes the sword play a bother.
FUCKING GAMESTOP


>>31283671
Holy shit you're alive.

>>31283727
>Not playing as an African OPM on Very Hard, Maximum Aggressiveness, Historical Lucky Nations

I guess if you were a casual you might think EU3 was easy.

>>31283735
esto
crin es mas bien como el cuello no?
igual melena si suena mucho mejor...

>>31283671
>>31283671
>>31283671
FLUFFFYYYYYYYYYY

>>31283735
Melena y Crín funcionan bien...seguramente escuchemos las dos expresiones en la traducción

>>31283735
El termino correcto es "Crin", buscalo en google.

Traducir los episodios te enseña tanto.

>>31283691

When did you switch over from "Ugh my hair is filthy" to "This is much better" ?

>>31283735
no, eso es para los leones

>>31283753
Es lo mismo pero Crin es mas comun en ranchos.

>>31283747
>kids that arrived first won't let you play until they finally drop the fucking controller, if it ever happens
FUCKING GAMESTOP

>>31283747
Fuck off Nathan with your off topic bullshit, can't you see we're talking about shampoo?

>>31283746
The myth of your hair being damaged by shampoo

is correct

>>31283544
Everyone in my family buys their spices at the supermarket, then lets them sit in the pantry for 20 years and never uses them.

>>31283728
I wanted to be Robotnik as my Halloween costume, but I couldn't perfect my Long John Baldry impression in time :(

>>31283671
IT LIVES!

I'm trolling on /co/ and no one can stop me.

>>31283691
>I stopped using shampoo altogether
So how long did it look like shit for?

>>31283761
Takes about a week, depending on your skin type

>>31283756
>>31283760
This, aw yea

>>31283796
dick.

>>31283804
So, do you wash it with hair, at least?

>>31283747
http://www.mediafire.com/?1gu1xqxghmg0ubw
http://www.mediafire.com/?erz07zz57b88qee
http://www.mediafire.com/?x2qkdyb6akkvdep
http://www.mediafire.com/?l8fj49f8p86tt8y
http://www.mediafire.com/?ocxasost5f3743r
Have fun son

>>31283743
thanks

>>31283671
Of course. You're a well loved artist.

>>31283820
...I mean water

wow that was an odd typo

>>31283776
The person before me was having such hard time figuring out how to fight that metrosexual villain it was almost sad.

That being said, don't let his appearance deceive you. Take a swipe the wrong way and he catches your blade between two fingers and may even disarm you and take your sword.

>>31283778
How long do you suppose Rarity spends on her hair each day?

>>31283701
>The original horse to human crossover shampoo that provides fuller, stronger, longer, healthier hair.

>Q2.) Are Mane ‘n Tail® products safe for human use?

>A2.) The Original Mane ‘n Tail Shampoo, The Original Mane ‘n Tail Conditioner and Mane ‘n Tail Hoofmaker Hand & Nail Therapy can be used safely on humans as well as animals.

>As Straight Arrow has grown over the past 40 years, our product line has expanded to include products specifically developed for both humans and animals, but our consumers continue cross-over use of many of our products! Those products that have instructions for both horses and humans are safe to use for both.

>Straight Arrow uses only approved high quality ingredients in our products which we are proud to market under the Mane ‘n Tail brand. You will find personal care and animal care product information on our website as well as on individual product labels.

That's actually from their homepage.

People have been washing with this shit for years before My Little Pony.

Why does that offend you?

>>31283744

That'd be kind of hard since I haven't lived with my parents since 2003. I always buy the same shampoo, and I have honestly never noticed this shit on the shelves. Could've been because I wasn't particularly looking, though.

>>31283760
DOOKS!

ooh, me gusta la imagen


anyway, cual es el nombre que le diste a scootaloo?
>>31283747
>mfw I read Squidward Sword demo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLVRXy-vyYQ&feature=related

>>31283827
my PC probably won't be able to run it for shit..

>>31283846
ALL THE PENISES

>>31283796
esta chido tu cuento cuate

>>31283699
>>31283702
>>31283720
>>31283747

Fluffy was dead?

>>31283857
Squidward es una mierda, deverias estar inerte en tu pc esperando Skyrim.

>>31283760
Bueno pues. Despues de todo, tu eres el maestro traductor, Dooksito-sama uguu~~

>>31283760
Still kinda dark.

>>31283857
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLVRXy-vyYQ&feature=related
>What the fuck am I watching? Every video that has a weird name with the word "ward" behind it is like this fucking physedelic slideshow with 50s housewife music.
>Trauma Center soundtrack
>50s housewife music

I lol'd heartily

>>31283827
Are those seriously rips of Skyward Sword already?

Fuck the police. I'm going to wait the painful amount of time and buy it.

This thread
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2zeUivkBr4

When your first language is english and someone is talking to you in spanish, and you know spanish, does it turn into english when it goes into your ears?

>>31283893
is the demo

>>31283699
YOU CAN BRING CELLPHONES TO HELL, APPARENTLY
4CHAN MOBILE ISN'T THE BEST, THOUGH

>>31283720
>AIDS
>>31283747
>>31283754
>>31283794
Jesus, what the hell did I miss?
>on mobile
>hospital blocks internet sometimes
>can't really look up archive much

>>31283845
I take cool showers, and massage my scalp with my fingers to help remove dead skin and such. If totally ceasing shampoo use doesn't agree with your skin type, try baby shampoo or a castille soap, like Dr. Bronner's.

>>31283893
>having money to buy stuff

That must be nice.

>>31283870
Briefly, but I guess that's how you define dead.

Press dead.

>grab a snack at 7-11
>CoD come out tonight so swing by Gamestop to see friends who work there
>get free stuff and not even buying the game
>come back to practice drawing ponies
>play Pinkie's Song and Bobobo intro back and forth
Tonight's a good night.

>>31283910
>That feel when Skyrim, Saints Row 3, UMvC3, and Serious Sam are out this month and I have money for all of them

>>31283903
I kind of decode "blocks" of it, I recognize fragments of what's being said, and fill in the rest through context

>>31283903
No, fluency means you think in that language too. So your brain sort of switches to doing everything in that language, if only for the duration of the conversation

>>31283908
People heard you were sick.

This automatically translates through the internet as "you died."

>>31283747
>mfw I will get the game as soon as it comes out
when does it come out?

>>31283857
Era "Scootalina Esperanza Panchita Margara Francisca Filonema Pancracia Hermenegilda Maria Loo".

>>31283908

Wait you have aids?
Honestly, I would have guessed Candy Diabetes.[/spoiler

>>31283954
Veinte de Noviembre.

>>31283908
Fool, your last dA journal made us assume the worst, Faceless started a donation link and all for you because of the worry you would be booted out of the hospital because you couldn't afford a check up.

https://www.paypal.com/us/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_flow&SESSION=12KlD5XkP3FHniHY-4Jc2G8nnPsjVYr11lXix
UBfIxTjg6ak-jWb40FYFX4&dispatch=5885d80a13c0db1f8e263663d3faee8db2b24f7b84f1819343fd6c338b1d9d60

>>31283908
>>31283908
You should probably check your donation box.

Apparently people were donating to help cover the costs of your funeral...

>>31283908
Everybody thought you were dead or dying.
It was all very heartwrenching. That DA post of yours scared the shit out of everyone.

>>31283857
Que onda candybag!

Haha, es Scootalina Esperanza Panchita Margara Francisca Pancraria Hermenegilda Maria Loo, o Mexiloo para abreviar.

>>31283878
Anon-san, eres muy kawaii uguu, daisuki.

>>31283972
>Faceless started a donation link
Please tell me no one actually trusted this.

>>31283909
alright cool, I'll try it

For years I've been having dandruff that's only gotten worse lately, but now I'm starting to think that I have it backwards, instead of trying to find a shampoo that helps the dandruff, it's the shampoo giving me the dandruff in the first place

>>31283956
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XsfznLzVWI
First thing that came to my head

>>31283851

It doesn't offend me, it just seems strange, because this is the first I've heard of it. I'm not a fucking shampoo aficionado, my knowledge extends from Pert to Suave and pretty much stops there.

>>31283739

I started chatting with sentenal on Steam after 4chan started the migration and eventually hit the sack. I was going to continue tonight but only Shockwave and one other person were here so I guess I'll try again tomorrow.

male anon with glorious long rock and roll hair here. none of that crappy ponytail shit.

proper hair care is highly variable from person to person. i tried the "no shampoo" strategy and like two weeks in I still looked like shit plus dandruff, acne and generally feeling gross

for my the enemy is water, my hair looks great if I keep it as dry but when it's wet it swells into a frizzy mess. I shampoo like every 5 days and condition every other day, but otherwise i pull it back when i shower and don't let it get wet. works great, no frizz, no tangle

>>31284001
It might be, your run of the mill shampoo is very harsh and drying.

>>31283903
No, I take in the foreign language, send it to the language processing center, there, it is processed, registered, decoded, and repackaged, and passed on to the cognitive center.