Pony threads always make me really fucking depressed for some reason.
I have no idea why.

Am I broken?
Listening to the new song is making it worse. But I can't stop.

the fuck is that

what's wrong with his tooth?

fuck off

>>31260692
no.

SHOW ME YOUR ROOMS

And don't tell me you haven't made one that's some bullshit.

>sick as fuck
>bearly had any sleep
>listen to leaked song
>actually fell better and almost cry of happiness
>mfw song was playing
DAMMIT MLPG!
WHY DID YOU MADE ME SUCH A HUGE FAGGOT?

The best about last episode was Rarity's ultimate boner-inducing wet/straight hair.

>>31260708
You always were a faggot, deep inside. MLP just pulls it out of you.

Ask yourself this: "Would pink look good on me? Do I like other boys in a special way?"

>>31260708
you were always a faggot, we just made you accept it

>>31260708
No it didn't. It only gave you confidence in your abilities.
Don't you see? You had the power to be a huge faggot inside you all this time!

>>31260728
MLPG is the wizard of Oz.

>>31260657
I can understand why her overdramatic personality led to the things she said, but that doesn't mean I support her saying them.

>>31260684
Yes, I have a brother who is five years younger than me, and he's tiny also. He's just always been short, it's an odd thing.

Anyway, yeah, he pisses me right the fuck off sometimes, but I'm not going to abandon him or tell him he can't be my brother anymore. That'd be cruel and a little bit childish on my part.

you know how dreams are supposed to be subconscious manifestations of your worst fears? last night/this morning proved that to me.

>living at my old house with my parents
>I come downstairs
>parents say "there's a bunch of people in the living room who say they know you"
>go to living room
>oh fucking hell it's a bunch of bronies
>Seth is there
>they're talking about >fanfiction and shit
>I sit down
>they ask me what I contribute
>I tell them I don't really contribute anything, I just like the show and I like talking about it on 4chan
>awkward silence ensues
>my parents come back and ask what's going on
>finally I just stand up and say that everyone needs to leave, I don't know you guys and I don't know how you got my address
>I start cleaning up the mess they made in the living room
>bronies start singing Winter Wrap Up
>how the fuck am I supposed to explain this to my parents
>please God kill me right fucking now

>wake up
>mfw it was all a dream

>>31260745
Maybe you have those dreams that can tell the future.

>>31260745
I enjoyed reading your dream.

guys

guys

what do the hearts mean

guys

>>31260724
Rariwet is best wet.

Donate to Fluffy if you consider the guy a friend. Or not.

https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_donations&business=4KGC3LA568ZHU&lc=US&item_n
ame=Donations%20for%20Mixermike622

>>31260756
She wants to fuck.

>>31260758
Everyone goes loco for this pic, but it does nothing for me. Nice to know I'm not a 'mallowsexual at least.

>>31260756
Nigguh gunna get some pussy.

>>31260766
Why?

>>31260724
>>31260758

talk about the show for once

>>31260769
Don't like wet? How about drying wet mane?

>>31260779

>>31260786
>Not wanting to talk about wanting to fuck cartoon horses

>>31260786

>>31260767
>>31260777

But then this happens

what do now guys

>>31260758
damnit rarity
stop being so attractive

So what every happened to Snarky Bastard?
He still post here?
I haven't been to pony threads in a while.

>>31260793

>>31260800
Fuck all da bitches.

>>31260786

There's a show?

>>31260800
Dude face it.

Twilight wants it. Rarity wants it.

You're gonna be up to your fucking shoulders in horse pussy.

>>31260787
Hmmm...Nah.

>>31260804

...The original image didn't do anything and I don't even fap to ponies but god damn that's attractive.

>>31260692
please keep it up
for Fire Lord
I miss her

>>31260815
That's how it starts, bro.

That's how it starts.

>MLP thread
>no leaked song link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iaXqItRMOQ
WARNING:Song is from a future episode,but being spoiled is worth it for such an awesome song

>>31260815
I'm so sorry
it's too late for you

this is how I fell too

>>31260833
It's from an upcoming CD, not an episode.

>>31260786
Okay
So about that new song.
I found it strange the Pinkie was introducing herself so that would mean that it's a solo episode for her visiting a new place or a new character who is depressed comes to ponyville.

Also if the first situation is true and we have an episode about each of the mane cast on a mini solo adventure or a solo episode for everyone of them would that mean that each gets a song?

I know that those ideas are retarded but fuck it a man can dream.

>>31260826
i'm watching TLA for the first time right now

i can see why that bitch named herself after azula

i'm glad she had a miscarriage or whatever

>>31260804
Ok, I fucking lost it, that's so fucking attractive, now I'm just like you guys, next I'll be writing shitty clopfics and looking for porn of this show.

>>31260815

Welcome to the club.

First, you curse anything that tries to sexualize a pony. It grows, and it grows on you, but you deny it. Until one day, one day it all comes to naught.

I had a dream about Twilight Sparkle before I finally broke.

>>31260839
source?

>>31260839

Everyone's saying it'll be in an episode now

Either way
ALL OF MY MONEY

>>31260836
>>31260827

dammit.

>>31260847
I just woke up one day attracted to marshmallow equines. I don't know why.
It broke several months of ponies killing my libido, so that sorta sealed the deal

>>31260840
>I found it strange the Pinkie was introducing herself

and that's why the smart money says it's from a CD and not an episode

>>31260859
in your defense, Rarity looks damn good with her hair down

>>31260833
it sounds like something you'd sing for a dying kid, or a japanese character song from a cd.
you sure it's from an episode, sounds more like an extra song for the official ost if you ask me.

>>31260869
Why would a Top Draw animator have it then?

>mfw I listen to the new song

>>31260869
It seems weird she'd just be singing about making people smile in an episode.

>>31260861
>It broke several months of ponies killing my libido
I never, ever got this. Care to explain?

>>31260861
>>31260847
>that feel when you call out a pony's name during sex.

>>31260878
seemed weird that rarity would sing about making dresses

>>31260745
cool story bro

So guys have you discussed this?

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/11/friendship-is-magic-dvd-pre-orders-on.html

What do you think it's on it?
Whar episodes?
Do you think that the song is a bonus feature?
What else do you think it' on it?

>>31260881
I got this. It's simple. Can't fap while thinking about ponies. Thinking about ponies 24/7. Makes sense. There are two obvious solutions, stop thinking about ponies or start fapping to ponies.

>>31260881
I can't, I just... stopped. I didn't get it either.

And then I started again.

>>31260893
I want to buy this, but I also want to hide my power level.

>>31260861

I only lasted a few weeks since I began watching the show until I gave in.

Twilight Sparkle. Oh god, Twilight Sparkle.

>>31260881
It's a pretty well known pony effect bro.
Most of us after starting watching ponies didn't have the desire to fap for at least 2 weeks.

>>31260847
Strange, it never happened to me throughout this whole year of ponies. I just can't think of them as something sexual.

>>31260888
notice how she didn't start the song with "my name is Rarity".

also, songs that take place in-show have lyrics/singing starting IMMEDIATELY, with very little music playing beforehand. Smile has several seconds of background music before pinkie starts singing.

>>31260918
That drawing, the style is kind of creepy

>>31260888
I can't imagine an episode centering around making people smile. That wouldn't be really lame.

>>31260925
But why wouldn't it be on the show. Like that guy said she could be introducing herself to a few new characters.

>>31260893
I'd hope for at least half the season, but something tells me it's probably going to be only 2 - 4 episodes and not a single bonus feature or something silly like that.

Also I'm really ill and my computer is dead.
Figured I'd come hang out till my phone battery dies and then I'll be disappearing for a few weeks, or more.

>>31260833
I made some AAC/MP3 rips from the original video, they should be higher quality than any other source. Does anyone want them? Where should I upload them?

>>31260944
Hope things get better for you soon :(

>>31260915
I know that goddamn feel, man.
Twi and Me gave me feelings I'm not entire;y comfortable with having for a cartoon pony

>>31260944
We'll miss you bro.
Hope you get better.

>>31260944
a few weeks?
oh no, Fluffy, I'll miss you

>>31260931
Maybe she will make poor sick children smile?

>>31260944
i will miss you, my sweet fluffy

>>31260944

Best wishes man.

If any money comes my way, I'll be donating it your way. Make sure your paypal goes straight to your bank account.

>>31260944
also you better get better or I'll have to punch that sickness dead

>>31260859
>>31260859
and thus a new furfag was born today
but fear not, /co/ has thousand of excuse swhy zoophilia isn't a bad thing

>I am the only person who doesn't like the leaked song

>>31260944
Our thoughts will be with you. Please get better.

>>31260833

i don't really like it.

it's probably because i have no idea why she's singing it, and feels camp - like the other songs, granted, but for no reason.

>>31260978
Out. Now.

>>31260974
they're sapient, that makes it xenophillia, and that's okay
so long as I have one thing between me and the furries, no matter how much of a paperthin technicality, I don't have to kill myself

>>31260978
yes. and we all mourn your lack of a soul

>>31260907
Still doesn't make sense to me. I mean, I wasn't 24/7 thinking of ponies when I started watching the show, so maybe that's it.

>>31260916
Yeah, I know it seems to happen a lot, I'm just saying... I never got it. I never understood it. I'm fishing desperately for some explanation. Maybe I'm just not meant to get it.

>>31260978
No you're not.

>>31260961
Maybe that cutie mark disease is contagious.
And maybe he kids that go through it get depressed as fuck.
I mean I'm sure all if them want a cutie mark and when you discover that the one they finally got is a fake could just make them say fuck everything

>>31260984
But it has a tinge of classic rock with the way the chords follow the lyrics.

And it's so joyful.

>>31260978
you're not

>>31261005
>>31260994
mah niggas

>>31260990
Well, it wasn't exactly 24/7, but I found ponies more interesting than any of my fap material. You don't have to get it. That probably means you're more sane than most of us.

>>31260987
>/co/ has thousand of excuses

just as planned
denial

>>31261002

..i just don't get a feel from it.

>>31261016
It's not denial if I'm denying I'm in denial, right?

Just because I'm sexually attracted to anthropomorphic creatures covered in fur doesn't make me a furry.

Right?

>>31260987
Most furry characters are sapient.

Wouldn't it be better to not kill yourself because you're not a blatant faggot with a victim complex? (Assuming you aren't.)

>>31260987
>xenophilia

>>31261022
Try listening to it and imagining how Pinkie feels when she tries to cheer up a friend and they just get annoyed or ignore her.

But she keeps smiling and tries again, because SMILE SMILE SMILE

>>31261033
yeah okay I'll take that
gosh darn, if I'm a furry, I'm going to be the least whiny furry I can be, and then maybe I won't be everything I hate

reminds me of old country rock. something thats very calming and hits to home.

I want to make out with a pony so bad but I don't boner

>>31261046
You are now imagining Johnny Cash doing a cover of Smile Smile Smile.

>>31261048
I want to hug a pony so bad but I don't boner

>>31261053
>and i smile smile smile...
>in the ring of fire

>in the ring of fire

>>31261015
Alright. I'll take that for now, I guess.

Just curious, because I know a lot of people had that sort of thing going on.

Fun fact: the first pony I fapped to was my least favorite of the main six.

>mfw the leaked song

>There's one thing that makes me happy,
>And makes my whole life worthwhile!
>And that's when I talk to my friends and get them to smile!

She will always be happy because she can make her friends smile...
This makes Party of One seem even sadder to me...

>>31261059
to be fair, Dash is pretty hot

>>31261030
ye
the fact you fap on ponies makes you a furry
but I know you won't accept this. denial.

100 views on my first fanfic? This makes me happy.

>>31261071
what if I have accepted it and am just joking about denying it?

>>31261037

it's not helping.

all i can say is this. it SOUNDS cute, but unexciting, and out of context, it just feels... eh.

Twilight looks so adorable when held up like that.

>>31261065
IT WAS ALL OK IN THE END ANON
EVERYTHING TURNED OUT FINE
LET'S NEVER SPEAK OF IT AGAIN

Somebody wanted me to a G4 interpretation of Gusty, so I hope this is alright.

>>31261041
Most sensible people really don't give a shit about furries who keep their shit to themselves.

Just don't air your dirty laundry in public.

is it possible to like the show
and not fap to ponies?
Cause I do Am i Alone in this?

>>31261085

Fucking awesome.

We need more g4 versions of old toys.

>>31261092
You're not alone.

>>31261092
I know somebody who doesn't like the show, but does fap to ponies
I guess you can be the other way around

>>31261092
very alone

>>31261092

As long as you are on the internet, Yes.

>>31261099
Lolwut

>>31261092
Do humanization count?

>>31261108
i guess if its Full on human, not really. I mean, its fucking human
none of this pseudo-furry BS

>>31261071
Anti-denial time. Furry fetish is no more disgusting than several less hated fetishes. The reason why the internet attacks furries is because of their community and their fursecution complex. A rational person should have no problem being told that their pony fetish is similar to the furry fetish.

>>31261092
You're not alone, silly.

>>31261092
I actually fapped to ponies before I even saw the show. Hell, they're basically lolis on four legs. But now ponies are the only thing I fap to. Makes me feel kind of bad.

>>31261092

no. i do this too.

i find sexuality in candy coloured ponies deeply disturbing. but hey, if that's your fetish...

just don't flood the general with it.

>>31261077
nothing, you a furry
I'm just stating the fact.

and btw.. one day real horsesex and fursuit will happen, no natter how much you are against it right now

>>31261108
Of course not.

>>31261069
You always understand, MLPG.

>>31261092
Yes, I watch the show and don't fap on ponies.

don't ask me what I'm doing here, in the nest of sick weirdos and furries, it is complicated tho

>>31261126
>Dash
>least favourite
I seriously hope you guys don't do this.

>>31261123
>one day real horsesex with a fursuit will happen
>one day
>2011

Implying it hasn't happened several thousand times already.
Thank the cosmos i haven't seen it Yet

>>31261092
I dont fap to them, But I find things like this >>31260804 really attractive

I don't fap to ponies. I just go on rule 34 booru, save some pics, then go to the most populated CSS server and spray it in front of the people with mics. Every time.

>>31261108
I don't think so.

Anyway let's be serious 90% of the guys who fap to ponies are actually fapping because of their personality

>>31261108
Slippery slope.
You start with the humanisations.
Then, somehow, you end up fapping to ponies.
Then the final stage you begin to fap to clopfiction

>>31261099
Question: Why are you so familiar with his masturbatory habits?

>>31261139
You don't have to like our porn to be one of us, bro.

>>31261148
I was refering to the anon and his persona, not in general

>>31261154

>mfw I started with clopfiction
>never fapped to pics or humanizations
>just did it for variety and got bored and went back to /d/ shit

I guess I'm some kind of ubermensch mutant freak?

>>31261119
Iknowthatfeel.jpg

>>31261158
oh that makes more sense. I sorry

>>31261155
>not knowing how, when and to what your friends masturbate to

do you even have any friends?

>>31261098
>>31261117
>>31261139
>>31261149
>>31261152
I'm actually impressed. My niggas

>>31261059
same story here

>>31261146
Well, I do. Sorry.

>>31261172
>/d/ shit
That explains everything. You already have no inhibitions, and some clopfiction is really good.

TODAY IS A DAY FOR PONIES AND NOT SEX!

>>31261178
who si your fav then?

>>31261185
oh well. a bunch of "no's" vs a one or two "yes's" is better then i expected. Just Don't be a brony fag about it

>>31261172

Get out of my sight, you filthy whore.

Can we get back to ponies?

>>31261198
EVERYONES FAVORITE IS RAINBOW DASH

>>31261178
/co/ has several normal people. It's true.

>>31261176
Yes.

>>31261203
would you pony a pony with a pony watching?

I had a pony dream again. I had a more vivid dream after it, so I don't remember everything, but I know that first I was playing a game with an interface that looked like Imperium Galactia II's with Luna, and after that me and Twilight were actors in a theater, and after we finished the play, she hugged me, then Princess Celestia came and said that she approved of our performance.

>>31261193
>Implying fillies won't only make us harder

Bueno.jpg

>>31261176
Why is this so true? I don't want to know my friend's fetishes, but I've known them for so long and for some reason I do.

>>31261193
You sure?

>>31261199
I'd never be a brony fag about anything, sir.

You have my word.

>>31261203
i suppose. but rainbow dash is my favorite. Something about tom boys and them acting like actual girls every now and then is heartwarming.

>>31260974
>Zoophilia was the only sick fetish I had and applying it to ponies is redundant
feels goodman

>>31261190

It didn't hurt that I was into xeno already.

They're basically cute little xenos and my #1 fetish is love/passionate sex.

I'd probably do it more often if people would actually write decent fiction. Most of the shit that goes up on the archive is RS-tier boring, amateurish, or unfinished.

I can't really fap to the same thing more than once except that AppaloosanPsychiatrist Braeburn fic. Fucking unf.

>>31261228
i would like to be best friends with you

>>31261123
no it won't, real horses aren't sexy at all

>>31260887
>implying anyone here has sex

>>31261213
Maybe, depends on which pony was ponying.

>>31261215
I talked to Twilight in a dream. It's the first time I ever called her 'Twi,' and the habit migrated to real life. Didn't get a hug though, I'm jelly.

>>31261155
because he fucking told me
I don't goddamn know why

>>31260881
I started watching the show a week ago and still have this.

Oh god I hope it lasts

>>31261234
probably cause i dated a tomboy
HUE
I miss her

When ever I don't watch MLP for awhile or go to a MLPG, I always have a dream about Fluttershy bawling her eyes out from one thing or another.
When I post in these threads again, the dream the next night is of her and I happy together.

Is she my waifu?
Am I not free from these threads?

>>31261250
He wants to pony

>>31261185
it's alright if you just love her for her body, not her mind

she's still your favourite in some ways

>>31261226

Good. Every time I hear someone say a meme in public, I feel like all of humanity is doomed

>>31261251
I gonna break you like a stallion.

>>31261230
I know that feel, man
I'm half tempted to write my own shit, but I know I couldn't get off to it

>>31261257
you are spiritually connected to the MLPG

the chosen one, who must bring balance to MLPG and protect it from the trolls and the spammers

basically, you're like keanu reeves

>>31261236
>>31261148
Speaking of this, why the fuck does youtube keep suggesting horse breeding videos for me to watch?

discord breaks out of his stone prison. in doing so, he exhausts all his power, so at most he can fly and teleport around.

his powers will slowly grow back, but damn, do i mean slowly. he'll be able to do one chaotic thing a week and make a problem or 2 for the main cast. now knowing the potency of the EOH, he gets out of any situations that are to dangerous for him before they happen, and resides in the dragon from dragonshy's old cave.

this is my dream.

my only pony related dream so far was a long ass epic one. and im the persona of this OC that came up in my mind named Sky. And me and the mane 6 fight evil like a final fantasyesque type thing. and it was relly long and I can't remember all the details, but holy shit. If I could only put it on paper.

>>31261257
Yes and no. Looks like you're here forever, Anon. You wouldn't want to make Fluttershy cry again.

>>31261257
it's because when you're here, the two of you can be closer together, and that makes her happy
when you go away, she feels lonely, and she can't take it

she loves you, anonymous - won't you love her back?

>>31261264
>LOL I'M A BRONY, DEAL WITH IT XD
>%20 COOLER
>10 SECONDS FLAT
Dude, all of my feels.

>>31261270
What does the Maretrix look like?

That pun hurt to type.

>>31261230

Fucking Proteus-92. Love this guy. Wrote Warming Up and Belief. Was *This* close to fapping.

>>31261255
you dated a GIRL?
wow that is so hot

>>31261257

>>31261257
She might be your waifu if you ever think about her crying, and then you wrapping your arms around her to comfort her, telling her that everything will be all right. Then you gently kiss her on the forehead and her sobs recede to a quiet weeping, until eventually she falls asleep in your arms, content.

>>31261282
>>31261283
But the last crying Fluttershy was so confusing.

>>31261248
every time somebody calls her Twi I have a tinge of annoyance and memories of "Twi and Me". I think somebody infected me with waifuism without my consent

>>31261275

>and resides in the dragon from dragonshy's old cave

that.. sounds off. did i type that right?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3e7DZ-V5ImY

>>31261251

>>31261307
he lives in the cave that the dragonshy dragon used to live in

>>31261286
Is it weird that I've never experienced this? Apart from close friends, I rarely encounter ponyfags in the wild. When I do, they're not even all that loud or obnoxious.

>>31261309

This would be awesome if it didn't sound like it was from some godawful fan fiction, basically going against everything that I like about Carrot Top.

>>31261302
love can be confusing, anon. She doesn't understand it either, all she knows is that her day is brighter when you're around. The sun shines harder, the animals are more cheerful, and the colours are stronger. All she wants is to wake up next to you every morning. She doesn't understand much else - but does she need to?

>>31261301
>mfw

>>31261311
>pigtails
>v-crotch

hurk! can't...breathe!

>>31261306
Twi and Me huh? I always thought this picture was eerily related to that.

>>31261314

yeah, that sounds much better.

>>31261306

>Any fic with a regular human being inserted into ponyville

Oh god why are there so many.

>>31261319
Either they're in your area or they're not.

It's not weird. Some of us just get the brunt of it.

I'm fortunate to know a couple level-headed ponyfags. I just get "bronies" sometimes. Eck.

>>31261311

So are people even pretending to draw MLP fanart anymore or are they just drawing Crookedtrees fanart?

>>31261306
Twi and me? Am I better off not knowing?

>>31261332
more importantly, why don't I hate them?

>>31261251
Anything? Anything at all?

>>31261342
Here lies the answer

>>31261337
Skoon has always done this

>>31261328
the worst thing my subconcious has ever done to me is woken up from a pony dream wrong, causing me to see Twilight lying in bed next to me. I looked over to my clock and saw it was time to get up, so I turned back to give Twilight a morning kiss, and she was gone. Given that I was still really fucking tired it took me several seconds to realise that pony wasn't real.

I mean what the fuck, I'm not even attracted to ponies, why would my brain do that to me?

>>31261332
I have to say, Hotsauce does a surprisingly good job with it. That is when he is not writing about fucking the CMC

>>31261311
It's funny that the things you pointed out are sexy in humans too. Surely you're not that far gone unless you find the horse aspects sexual. Anyone can fap to big hips.

>>31261340
it's a first person human x pony romantic clopfic. If that sounds like something you'd enjoy, you should run the fuck away because the human mind was never meant to contain these feelings

eh it was like when i told my friends i Liked MLP. They spent about 2 minutes calling me a fag. then we went back to reminiscing and had a good time.
>I better go yell to the world I like MLP the

>>31261351
This is still the best pony-related hallucination

>>31261356
yeah, it makes me sad that most of his stories are about the CMC, because he actually writes it really well

>>31261251
Am I getting anywhere?

>>31261324
I'll tell you about my last dream:

There was a party at my old house & it was all ponies and I was hanging out with Rarity and Dash, just drinking some drinks, and shooting the shit. I think I spoke with Twilight about magic too.
I don't see Fluttershy anywhere, but I really miss her and want to talk to her.
Oh yeah, apparently we used to be dating but broke up in this dream.
Then I went to the front yard for a smoke, and she comes walking up the drive way, late for the party.
She sees me and our eyes just lock, and she begins to tear up seeing me smoking.
We fight for about 30 fucking minutes when finally all of her friends come out to the front wondering where the fuck I went.
They see her crying, but I cleared it with them. I guess She just really wasn't comfortable with my new hobby. I think AJ said something about her still having feelings for me.
(cont)

>>31261351
I once fell alseep on a micro-economics class for a second, and when I woke up I saw a humanized Pinkie ansering a question about Engel-curves to the teacher.

>>31261370
not that anon
but there'd something rather bothersome to me about looking at JJ art one after another

>>31261351

You are a closet-furry. Shh, It's okay. I know that feel

>>31261358
You'd be surprised at how common it is. It's just that it's usually not associated with cartoon ponies.

>>31261373
So then the dreams Fast fowards. I still have feelings for her apparently, and I start getting REALLY wasted. Like, black out and become a giant asshole, but you can see your self being a giant asshole in slow motion and can't stop it wasted.
I pull FS to the side after making some long speech about how I still loved her to the entire party introducing a wave of awkward into the scene.
We talk for a while, and the point of the talk is basically that we still have feelings for each other. Then the alcohol says no, and I start throwing up EVERYWHERE, and the night ends with her taking care of me, and me mumbling drunken things to her.
When I woke up in the dream, I was in Fluttershy's cottage, and my head was in her lap. Twilight Sparkle was there as well and she was righting that friend lesson letter thing. It was like "If you want to get back together with an old friend, alcohol solves the problem."
Then I woke up and was confused as fuck, and also wondered why Pinkie wasn't in this party dream.
There was more but I forget. This was all just a very long gist.

>>31261373
>making fluttershy cry
you bastard
she loved you
she bought a bigger bed so you could stay over, and cleared out some drawers for your things. She told angel to be on his best behaviour. She was going to ask you to move in. She was happy. And you took that from her. How can she trust anybody again after what you did?

>>31261369
Then again, we get lines like: I smelled like an orgy that had taken place in a petting zoo. in his CMC fics. I admitt I had to laugh at that part.

>>31261368
>Twilight Mordin and Samantha Carter were dicussing how fucked the laws of physics were in Equestria
>Deadpool on a wooden chair playing a Nintendo DS and lstarting to laugh at me and saying I was a faggot for having hallucinations
>Rarity telling Deadpool that he was a ruffian and to shut up

I want those drugs
I NEED THOSE DRUGS

>>31261379
Only had 2 in a row, is that really an annoyance?

Also, last pic I'll use at the moment without going into flat-out porn.

>>31261401
I'm actually curious why we would have broken up in the first place.
She seems like she'd be a great girl for me.

I would never intentionally make her cry.

>>31261391

I don't care about the rest.

I ONLY WANT DEADPOOL.

>>31261421
alcohol does weird things to good and bad people alike.
>hell all drugs do

>>31261361
Your friends sound like dicks.
My friends honesly don't give a shit.

ok so last night i had a dream that me and a pony danced together
what does this mean???

>>31261273
>ponythread simulator general

>>31261441
Which pony?

>>31261433
Oh fuck yes they do.

Though I would love to candy-flip with Fluttershy. But a girl as gentle as her would never dare to touch something like that.

>>31261085
yay
but nobody has done Wind Whistler...

>>31261309
> 3/2 with trample and haste
> for RG

>>31261447
the purple one

>>31261420
It felt like more, sorry for my stupidity. I guess it just feels to me like I see them everywhere.
I don't hate the guy, but god does he draw a lot, and it ends up everywhere.

>>31261440
my friends are a bunch of dicks. Then again i am too.
We don't spend 8 straight hours griefing people in vidya for no reason.

>>31261433

>Kids, don't do Marijuana!

>You could get addicted, or worse, overdose!

Fucking Lies.

>>31261451
Working on her, along with Whizzer.

>>31261442
does anyone else wish they could shrink down to the size of a fly and crawl inside fluttershy's giant, futa urethra and flap furiously until she fires me out with a stream of cum so powerful that you stick to the ceiling and she has to lick you off and clean you off in her mouth while you cum fly semen down her throat?

>>31261463
HOW CAN YOU DRAW?!

>>31261459
my brother died from catching aids from using shared marijuana.

>>31261458

God, I wish I had your freinds. I have to do that alone. :'(

>>31261368
>hallucinate Deadpool
>He laughs at you for hallucinating him
Fucking bastard doesn't know anything about Deadpool and he still gets to hallucinate him right.
Sometimes life just ain't fair

>>31261468
dude, never use a dirty marijuana syringe

NEW LEAKWD DERPY SONG


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4
daily dose

>>31261465
Oh right.
This is why I stopped coming to pony threads.

>>31261373
Bitch shouldn't complain about your smoking habit. You were right in ditching her. Freedom-stealing whore.

>>31261465

>>31261465

Only every day man.

>>31261472
BC2 griefing was the best. When we got banned off the brony servers for spawncamping the enemy base by boobytrapping ALL the vehicles.
>See a helicopter take off
>wait for it
>wait for it
>Detonate it about half way and it just falls from the sky in the distance.

>>31261486
>>31261485
>>31261478
i'm not happy with it

it's too short and not descriptive or disgusting enough

IT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR THE PONY THREAD SIMULATOR!

>>31261348
>>31261266
Whelp, looks like I know for sure that i don't have a nurse pone fetish thank god

>>31261455
You're in love with her.

>>31261466
God, I don't know.
Would give you a more intelligent answer if I was able.

>>31261500
I LOVE YOU ROSE
later on: babies

>>31261481
I think I took up smoking after we had broken up in that dream.
But I remember an in dream boner the entire we fought.

>>31261500
Any cute updates anyhow soon?

>implying Ace isn't the best pony
I miss Ruby Quest

>>31261226
>fetfeathers
why did I unf

>>31261504
>But I remember an in dream boner the entire we fought.
Dude, these are important details. Everything is more significant with a boner.

ok so i need to marry a pony
how should i go about doing this?

>>31261507
Me too bro.
I remember jokingly asking Weaver about doing a pony quest.
I think his answer was in short: No.

Still blows my mind it's the same guy who draws the funny yet weird pony porn.

>>31261504
just tell her you took it up because you couldn't deal with being away from here and you might as well do something that's going to kill you since you might as well be dead if you can't be with her

god dammit why do you have such involved dreams?!

Did the scootaloo burger ever get posted?

>>31261391
>"If you want to get back together with an old friend, alcohol solves the problem."

>>31261421
I would make her cry, just to see her cry.

>>31261514
>step 1: Aqquire shotgun in hand
>step 2: turn on my little pony
>step 3: Drop a fuck ton of acid
>step 4: Wait for the trip
>step 5: As you begin to have your badass Acid trip, put the shotgun to your mouth if you can manage
>step 6: Your last memory will be a badass adventure with the mane 6 and you live with your waifu forever and ever. Pull the trigger
>step 7: ???
>step 8: Profit!
TL;DR, An hero

>>31261500
Hey Rose did you did that human archmage Twilight training apprentice Rarity?

>>31261537
Nah, I was having a bit of trouble with it. I'm sorry.
I'll write it down again and see if I come up with anything while at school.

Jesus christ /co/ Im like the only person on this floor of the library and its creepy as fuck

Also, morning morning /co/

>>31261535

>Season 2, Episode 9
>12/3 10:00am EST
>Sweet and Elite
>Rarity must choose between her friends and important social connections in Canterlot.
Why can't I hold all these Rarity episodes.

>>31261514
if you kill yourself while clopping to pony child abuse you will end up in Equestria.

>>31261512
I woke up with a boner too.
Because angry Fluttershy is very attractive.
>>31261521
I don't think my reason was that depressing or romantic. But fuck that's cute anon.
I basically day dream all day. Maybe I've trained my mind? Also keeping a dream journal helped me remember them better.
>>31261532
>pic
>>31261530
Best MLP episode?
Best MLP episode.

>>31261547
hello how do you do?

>>31261215 HUNBRONY!!!

>>31261547
That just means you can masturbate freely to the anatomy books.
Squirt your baby soup between the pages for extra profit.

>>31261551

BRB, BUYING GUN.

>>31261561
HunPonyfag, not brony. Don't use the forbidden word.

How does MLPG deal with overbearing anxiety?

>>31261563
but I already have the internet

Also that would be on floor 5, im on floor 4.

I could jerk it to history books I suppose

>>31261449
She would be a fantastic trip-sitter, though.
>Cutie Mark Crusader psychedelic shamans! Yaay!

>>31261570
the forbidden word is applejack

>>31261570 Just trolling

>>31261573
by being fucking alpha

>>31261573
drugs, drugs and ponies

>>31261555
>>31261530
>Season 2, Episode 10
>19/3 10:00am EST
>Sunshine, Moonshine
>Fluttershy and her human dreamer boyfriend fall out with each other, while Rainbow Dash helps Scootaloo with her alcoholism.

>>31261573
Being awesome

>>31261570
Brony, maybe even, Redditor-brony

>>31261583

>>31261583
correct tier list.

What if Applejack watched My Little Humans?

>>31261583
...I would like to say as always
>opinions
but... I actually agree with that. In 100% to be honest.

>>31261573
Pinkie Pie

Deadly serious.

>>31261588
BEST EPISODE EVER

>>31261588
>19/3

Sure is european/australian/asian in here

>>31261596

Alright, so I'm off to write some MW2/Pony crossover bullshit, So I'm off. Ohmygodwhyamihavingsomuchfunwritingthis.jpg[/spoiler

>>31261602
or alternatively: everyone except american

>>31261596
>My Little Humans

you misspelled "K-on"

>>31261583
Is this a list of "fattest ponies"?

>>31261608
>MW2
>not MW3
>2011

>>31261614
Thats what I was going to say.

>>31261598
well done
you are now eligible to be my very best friend

>>31261507
>>31261519

Nag him about finishing Nan Quest. Constantly. Eventually he'll break down.

>>31260953

Twi and me irritated me when I first read it, the sex felt too forced, and my beautiful Twi wouldn't act like that.

But now I've regressed to the point where I just clop anyway.

If anyone remembers, I'm the guy who got freaked out over having a wet dream about Twilight.

>>31261615
Woah. Don't go comparing your poor gaijin childrens cartoons to my glorious nippon animu.

>>31261608
0/10
Would troll again
Hey that rhymes

>>31261602
It's like 9am in the US why are you awake

>>31261624
I feel honored anon... although I usually put Lyra in godlike master race tier.

>>31261575
Fuck yeah she would. Though maybe not enjoy seeing some one she cared about in that state.
And the CMC would just ruin the roll. So much. Holy fuck I do not like them. Okay maybe I like them a little, but no.
>>31261588
Yeah, I'd watch that show.
>>31261573
Alcohol and waifus.

>>31261638
It's 5 am here.
And because.

The best dreams are when you haven't slept for 2 days.

>>31261651
Or when you've popped some pills.

>>31261638
8:20ish-5:20ish depending on where you live

Early math class, its a pretty terrible schedule.

>>31261617

Yeah, probably should have timed that better. Know what? I'm actually gonna delete that fic now and redo it on MW3 campaign.

>>31261638
ha of all the times it isnt in the us 9 am is one of them

>>31261651
>stay up for 48+ hours
>start hallucianting pinkie pie everywhere
>implying it has anything to do witht he sleep deprivation

>>31261656
I don't have any pills right now. :(

>>31261642
Would you make Fluttershy pregnant?

This is my day to day.

> Skip school
> Fap to MLP
> Eat a shit load of cinnaminbuns and coca-cola
> Throw up
> Take a shower
> Think about taking a shower with wet Rarity
> Get boner and fap again
> Sit down at computer
> Play some games thinking I'm pro as shit
> Go to MLPG
> Do nothing

Heh.

>>31261668
>not hallucinating pinkie pie all the time ever

How boring

>>31261670
can you delete that picture and post it again?

i want to see that picture posted as many times as possible

>>31261674
OPEN THE PORTAL JUMP IN!

>>31261674
There's an image for that.

>>31261636

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7527246/1/Modern_Ponyfare_2_Electric_Scootaloo

I'm not even fucking trying.

>>31261674
who the fuck eats cinnamoin buns and drink coca cola at the same time?

>>31261680
Just open it up in several tabs. But if you like it so much, I can post it every other thread.

>>31261632
>see this fanfic mentioned a couple of times
>curiosity piqued
>read the first few paragraphs.
>nope
My eyes aren't supposed to get shit in them

I've been here for seven and a half hours, including the downtime which I spent on another chan.

Someone come over here and beat the shit out of me until I learn better.

>>31261670
Only if we had consensual sex in the missionary position and were both prepared for raising children.

Also, I'd still lover her if she turned into a necromorph.

>>31261694
fools, that's who

If you're gonna drink anything with it, it must be milk

This is non-negotiable

>>31261665
It's 9:22 in Halifax and Canada is basically the US

>>31261706
Please tell me more about Fluttershy's sexual habits.

>>31261704
Im just waiting for skyrim to come out and im never talking to any of you again

>>31261677
I do, that's the point of the spoiler text.

>>31261704
Find Yourself a semi-related to pony hobby. Join pleasant with useful.
>It's working for Me more or less.

>>31261707
Had no milk. Had to drink coke

>>31261712
>canada
>2011
ISHYGDDT

>>31261721
ah i see, so you start and then it just keeps going forever

fair enough.

>>31261686

This is basically what I do with my fanfics. I write one serious one at a time, then at the same time, I do a fucking retarded one where I just write and don't even edit it.

>>31261704
I know that feel.

Anybody have the lyrics for Smile Smile Smile?

>>31261686
and you wonder why you don't have my friends
I AM SADDENED AND HATE EVERTYHING
But in all seriousness Modern warfare and its sequels are fucking garbage

>>31261717
Fluttershy once had an impure thought. She feels guilty about it still.

>>31261712
I swear to god I'll never go to Canada

So guys

I'm going to make a Dark Souls build based off a pony

Which one, and how to build?

>>31261717
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/687654#search=megasweet

>>31261743

>Modern Warfare
>shit
>implying you've played MW at all to make that statement legitimately

Though all CoDs beyond that point are irredeemable.

>>31261747
>Pinkie Pie
>download hax
>teleport to end
>kill boss in one hit

>>31261737

Soarin just saw your dick

How are you going to slither it in his asshole?

>>31261717
I remember reading somewhere that horses can't open their jaw again until they fully close it or something.
I'm not sure if that's true, but my dick would never go near her mouth.


But I honestly see her as the kind of girl who is pretty prude.
But we would make out a lot, and hit third base every so often.
I'd be okay with that, because I'd be with her. :3

>>31261722
It's not even like ponies are my entire life.

Outside of the generals and watching the episodes, my life is nearly devoid of pony.

It's just that sometimes I don't sleep and instead stay up with you guys. It's a shitty sleep habit.

Oh well. At least I don't have class until 2PM.

Pony hobby's still an interesting idea, though. What do you suggest? I'm not terrible crafty or good with my hands...

>>31261770

>>31261762
sure did. Played it a Lan party i was invited too.I did the cheeseball move of rolling with the grenade launcher and made people upset. and never played again
Fucking shit game

did we call her Spitfire before it was canon?

>>31261704
No matter what you do, it's fine as long as you're having fun. That's what I keep telling myself to justify my existance But seriously, it is.

>>31261741
[Verse 1]
My name is Pinkie Pie (hello!),
And I am here to say (how ya doin'?),
I'm gonna make you smile, and I will brighten up your day!
It doesn't matter now (what's up?),
If you are sad or blue (howdy!).
Cause cheering up, my friend, is just what Pinkie's here to do!

[Chorus]
Cause I love to make you smile, smile, smile! (Yes I do!)
It fills my heart with sunshine all the while, (yes it does!)
Cause all I really need is smile, smile, smile,
From these happy friends of mine!

[Verse 2]
I like to see you grin (awesome!),
I love to see you beam (rock on!),
The corners of your mouth turned up,
Is always Pinkie's dream (real fun!).
But if you're kind of worried,
And your face has made a frown,
I'll work real hard and do my best,
To turn that sad frown upside-down!

[Chorus]
Cause I love to make you grin, grin, grin! (Yes, I do!)
Busting out from ear to ear,
Let it begin!
Just give me a joyful grin, grin, grin!
And you fill me with good cheer!

[Verse 3]
It's true, some days are dark and lonely.
And maybe you feel sad,
But Pinkie will be there to show you that it isn't that bad.
There's one thing that makes me happy,
And makes my whole life worthwhile!
And that's when I talk to my friends and get them to smile!

>>31261784
I don't think so, maybe im forgetting though

>>31261780
>only played multiplayer

it's like i'm really in primary school

>>31261770
offer him apple pie.

>>31261770
Violently?

>>31261722
>implying pone doesnt take over other hobbies

>>31261792

[Verse 4]
I really am so happy,
Your smile fills me with glee!
I give a smile, I get a smile,
And that's so special to me.

[Chorus]
Cause I love to see you beam, beam, beam (yes I do!)!
Tell me, what more can I say to make you see? (That I do!)
It makes me happy when you beam, beam, beam.
Yes it always makes my day!

[Verse 5 - repeat till end]
Come on, everypony, smile, smile, smile.
Fill my heart up with sunshine, sunshine.
All I really need is a smile, smile, smile,
From these happy friends of mine!

[Pinkies verse as verse 5 continues]
It's a perfect gift for me,
Is a smile as wide as a mile!
To make me happy as can be!
Smile, smile, smile, smile, smile!
Come on and smile!
Come on and smile!!

>>31261642
>And the CMC would just ruin the roll. So much.
They would, but sadly the only way I can see her having an opportunity to play that role is trip-sitting for them.
And then, after she and Angel (in adorable little safety goggles) finish titrating the LSD-25, she has to try a tiny little sample, to make sure it's safe for them
seriously though, there's a lot of studies proving that psychedelics are effective at treating anxiety disorders, it would probably be really good for her

>>31261747
Wanderer Applejack. No magic or miracles allowed.
Magic build Twilight for easymodo.

>>31261780

Hmm, fine. I assumed you were one of those kiddies trying to be cool by hating popular shit.

>>31261747

Easiest I could think of is a magic build based off Twilight, using a thrusting weapon like Spear, Estoc or Moonlight Butterfly Horn as your melee backup like a horn.

>>31261745

>>31261796
Hyper competitive when it comes to vidya. and a generic FPS is something i can pick up real easy.
Deal with it¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>31261796

>Defending any aspect of a pile of shit

It's like I'm really at E3

Why is Pinkie Pie actually being a demented person so cute to me?

>>31261830
that is so fucking disturbing

>>31261828
>calling a popular game shit for no reason

it's like i'm really on /v/

can we stop this now? it's making me sad

>>31261790
If you're clean now, probably not.