>>31254679
>to
too*

But, but...

>Nathan thread

CUTIEMARK ACQUISITION PROGRAM

>That feel when Cheerilee will never get an episode about her.

Also: fifth for Idra.

>>31254679

Oops.

Did everyone remember to set their clocks back an hour?

So how about that leaked song? I thought it was alright but it should be better when there is a point to it.

hey nathan sup bro

>>31254252
>Rarity ship
>godawful
that's some implying right there that this shit isn't great

>>31254753
I would be interested in some pony bjork.

>>31254744

You Sweetie Bot needs to be rebooted.
The on/off switch is, as always, her squishy marshmallow butthole.

What do?

derpy is too warm to be a robot

>Sweetie Belle
>a biological carbon based life-form
pick one

did I overdo the shirt?
>>31254780
My nigga

>>31254780
Oh man AJ looks hot in that.

Still taking requests
who's off to call on the manwhorse next?

>>31254764
Leaked song?

>>31254805
Stop watching Chobits before bed.

Each of the main 6 dies. However, they die in a video game that each of them are playing. How does each of them die? And furthermore, how do they react?

you're a bad person at heart, no matter what you try to say to justify your behavior you're still a selfish piece of shit that shouldn't have been born, just reminding you guys, you're toxic and no one will ever love you because you're self centered and cold

>>31254780
It's shit.

>>31254805
Use my fingers in her.

>>31254819
Indeed. Poofy ball gowns are uncomfortably stuffy.

>>31254780
I love Charity X Applesack.

>>31254824
Teaching students all day gets stressful, y'know.

>>31254780
why is Rarijack so awesome

i don't even like shipping

what the fuck has this show done to me

>>31254764
Probably. There's a few bits that kinda make me go 'eurgh'. Mostly when it breaks lyrical cadence.

Youtube link for new song you chuckle fucks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdvVWa4XYSs

>>31254824
Cheerilee. In the classroom. Voyeurism is a fetish.

So lets continue. Fanfic writers are the cancer on glorious pony art making master race.

>>31254826
See? Every 20 fucking posts. Like clockwork.

JESUS CHRIST HOW HORRIFYING

>>31254824
Braeburn.

>>31254846
This artist seal the deal for me.

>>31254539
No fucking shit. I thought that went without saying. To be a good artist, your ideas have to be both UNIQUE and GOOD. Regardless of how many OCs you cram into your own personal "narrative", you're ultimate just piggybacking off of someone else's ideas. I want to call it writing with training wheels but that's really not strong enough. It's just bad, lazy writing.

If you like it, fine, that's your prerogative. But forgive me if I don't consider fanfiction to be art.

Oh, and just to nip this in the bud: being "good" IS subjective. That's not my point.

>>31254824
Robot Sweetie Belle.

>>31254861
>>31254867
This juxtaposition is hilarious.

>>31254826
Here's a dl link. Get it before it's taken down.
http://www.mediafire.com/?manao6auu13996o

>>31254824
Did you do that Celestia and/or Luna one I requested last night?

>>31254867
No sir, I don't like it.

>>31254846
>Rarijack

>>31254824

Rarity's mom.

You've gotta do SOMETHING with the new episode, after all.

>>31254824
Big mac dressed as applejack.

>>31254905
>sweetie belle

>>31254917
I can deal with this boner

>>31254877

>>31254915
oh god yes seconding this

>>31254844
>>31254857
All right. Cheerilee in the classroom will be next. Got to teach it somehow I suppose.

>>31254901
>Did you do that Celestia and/or Luna one I requested last night?
Not yet. Still figuring out how to approach it.

>>31254824
Rarity disguised as Pinkie Pie

>>31254843
>mfw

>>31254917
Big Mac with a hat? cool.

>>31254917
>dressed as AJ

So... what, exactly? Wearing her hat and not his equipment?

AJ doesn't wear clothes.

>>31254905
>ships I don't like

>Rarijack episode happens
>everyone forgets about superior Rarishy

fuck all y'all

>>31254905
>implying Rarijack isn't one of the best ships

>>31254963
>superior rarishy

>>31254976
Why do you like Rarijack?

>>31254679
Oh, well.

is it gay if you cum in your own mouth and swallow

>>31254963
>Flarity

>>31254963
Best Fluttership.

Anthro-jack and tiny censor-dash is my favourite ship.

>>31254867
people keep drawing weird people with pony heads

are there any drawings of ponies with people heads

Now I have to update my shipping chart

you know, for AJ-Rarity, as a result of this episode, there is new data

>>31254991
How can that be gay? It's only gay if you are sexually attracted to men.

>>31255010
Did you ever watch look before you sleep?

>>31254991

is it gay if a nigga fart in he own mouth

>>31254963
>Fluttershy/Rarity
>Better than Dash/Fluttershy
eeeeeee-nope

>>31254996
Fuck off faggot

>>31254991
Um, no. What're you, some kind of raterd?

>>31254877
I don't think that anyone is saying that fanfiction is a high art form. At least I'm not saying that. I just think of it as a way to have fun creatively with something I enjoy and put my own personal spin on it. Is it ultimately pointless? Yes, but some people enjoy it and I'm learning on how to deal with dramatic irony and pacing as I go along.

I understand your qualms though, I abhorred fanfiction before I read some of the pony ones. It will never truly be art, but it's fun.

>>31254952
>Ships

>>31255024
nah, shit's OG as FUCK

nigga huff his own ass gas like a chronic fat sack

>>31255021
Sure did, I even noted it on the chart.

Did you even read the chart? Geez. I'm hurt.

When you see it...

fuck you guys and your shipping arguments

>>31254996
>Flutterdash

>>31254991
Maybe if you pretended it was some other guy's cum or thought about guys while doing it?...I don't know.

Is it wrong if I enjoyed Cute from the Hip more than Call of the Cutie?

>>31255042
Man i fucking love MS just for this pic.

>>31254952
>Dr. White's ships

>>31254905
>>31254929
>>31254952
>>31255042
>>31255060

>tumblr reactions

>>31255010
Rarity and Pinkie Pie played thirty-five consecutive games of tic-tac-toe against each other.

That clearly means they want to fuck.

>>31254987
'Cause it's cute. I enjoy all the little arts and fics about the two slowly becoming more used to the others habits and interests. It's not Appledash or Rainbowpie. Need any more reasons?

>>31255080
>DashxNameless guard

>mfw new song
Oh god it was awesome.
It's my new second favorite song in the show now.
Also I find it hilarious seeing what happened in Party of One

>>31255040
That's... That's all I ever wanted to hear. Your words have melted my heart, tripfag. Thank you.

>>31255055
>2 of Lyra x Bon Bon

Whaaaaaaaaaaaat

I like TwiShy myself. Doesn't seem to be very popular though. It's like combining Adorkable with Adorable which results in an explosion of fluffy bunnies and baby ducks. Or something. I dunno.

>>31255092
yes

those reasons are stupid and dumb and I hate them

>>31255099
>Dash x Guard

Throwing up a draw request for any drawfriend willing to take it. I'd like a pic of Rarity in a dress based off of this description.

>It was quite unlike any dress Rarity had ever seen. It had done away with any pretenses of being frilly or bulky, this dress was designed to more closely hug the body. The skirt divided neatly at the tail, allowing the black folds to cascade straight down the flank and down to the ankles. The effect was striking and alluring, but what stood out most of all was the simplicity of it. Rather than spend much time accessorizing and enhancing, this dress had been made sleek and plain, somehow enhancing the natural beauty of the pony wearing it.

>>31255111
I can dig this ship...

>>31255102
What's this about a new song?

>>31255107
And they're both looking at each others' tails. Truly, the animators are messing with us.

i liek this ship because the colors are nice

>>31255055

>>31255111
You're too TwiShy

>>31255136
There's a new song?

>>31254989

>>31255021
>>31255010
Look before you sleep sowed the seeds, in this episode it was pretty clear that Rarity would go to AJ for honest advice. I like it.

They annoy each other but damned if they arent close

>>31255111
I like TwShy. I do gotta agree with you on the unpopular part, there's barely anything out there for it.

Posting in a new thread. Because.

>>31254703
>>31254701
Nihilism is for angsty teenagers and depressives.
What I'm trying to say is: Objective meaning just doesn't exist, be happy, celebrate it. That's it.

>>31255111
Twi ships don't seem to be very popular in general. I think it's because most of the other ponies go so much better with mates other than Twilight.

>>31254796
Bjork is one of Rarity's clients.

It all makes sense.

>mfw all the sweetie belles
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2v63ObGMTM&feature=related

Throwing up a draw request for any drawfriend willing to take it. I'd like a pic of Rarity in a dress based off of this description.

>Shit was pretty

>>31255157
They're friends, like the rest of the main 6.

>>31255142
Yep.

>>31255171
What about Tacobelle.

>>31255164
>implying what you just said isn't actually Nihilism
nigger what are you doing

>>31255136
>>31255155
Apparently it was leaked

http://www.mediafire.com/?0fyjzi9ytsznmb1
Enjoy

>>31255142
They're not that great together.

>>31255187
Finally.

>>31255187
has this been colored yet?

>>31255202
But i like it!

Trixieshy: A good ship with a skeleton crew

>>31255172

>>31255207
Thanks to mai waifu Rose.

>>31255210
Nope, where are you Dooks!

>>31255164

>"Posting in the new thread because I'm a colossal faggot"

>>31255217
>Shipping anyone with Trixie
good trolling 10/10

Not enough sweetiepoo here.

>>31255187
Where has this idea come from?

>>31255143
>mfw CL requested Wet Rarity with her Applejack handkerchief cuddling Fluttershy

Jesus christ that women is delusional.

>>31255131
That sounds familiar, where did you copy it from?

>>31255207
SB, are you taking requests?

If so, would you consider >>31255131

>>31255210
I want to color it, but i have like 2 on-hold requests from two days ago, sharing room with siblings suck.

Is it wrong that I like messy haired twilight. Something about an order freak being flustered and embarrassed is just unbelievably cute.

>>31255142
>Teal and violet

Are you colour blind?

>>31254824
Derpy.

>>31255238
Well a couple of days ago I saw the tacotwilight pic fluffy made and i ask for some tacobelle and Rose take my request.

I believe the ponyfags confused "Hey, this isn't as bad as all the other shit cartoons coming out these days" for "HOLY SHIT THIS IS THE BEST CARTOON EVER LETS GO TO CONVENTIONS AND SPREAD OUR FUCKING IMAGES AND SHIT ALL OVER THE INTERNET HOORAY"

PS: I've watched a few episode and the humor was pretty fucking childish. You're just watching ponies because your friends are. Fucking retards.

>>31255143
I'm actually surprised that there's no penises and it's actually a cute fluttershy and puppies pic

it's disturbing.

So what scenes made you HNNNNGH the hardest in the new episode?

>>31255273
>Implying my friends watch this show.

But I love you guys! You are my internet freendz

>>31255247
The fic I wrote for that /co/ writeoff last week.

One of the people to leave feedback said it was there favorite part and would love to see art of it.

>>31255273

>Fucking retards.

Why should I consider the opinion of such a rude and immature person?

>>31255143
How does a horse have puppies?

>>31255275
Did you ever do her pony request from Pacce?

>>31255273
Thank you for your opinion Anonymous! However your assumption is incorrect and quite frankly, an unfair generalisation.

>>31255237
Any is too much.

>>31255273
>blah blah blah I'm mad

Shush. Go read a book or something anon, it's good for you.

Guys, why are we posting in a Nathan thread?

Discuss if it is possible that Scootaloo is actually a boy in the show.

>>31255290
the drawing
Rarity racing with Sweetie Belle
>I did it for us

>>31255290
Sweetie jumping around. Fuck everything she does is cute as fuck.

>>31255327

>>31255313
Speaking of Pacce, has anyone seen him?

>>31255227
I'm here, but sharing room with a sibling, so, can't color pone until tomorrow.

Maybe i'll stream tomorrow!
>implying my stream is interesting in any way

RAINBOW DASH'S PET IS GOING TO BE A FLUTTERSHY___

>>31255290

When Sweetie forgot how her forehooves worked.

>>31255251
I'll try to get a sketch stream going later but I'm trying to ink something I started on last night.

>>31255357
He's dead, I told you that earlier.

>>31255334
....why.

>>31255367

>>31255165
Twi ships probably aren't that popular because everyone wants Twi to be their own personal waifu

>>31255290
>You did this for me?
>Us. I did it for us.
That was legitimately sweet and made me smile.

>>31255273
>These guys like MLP
>Some people like MLP way too much
>Obviously they're one and the same

/co/ isn't the be all and end all of this fandom.

Go be anusangry somewhere else, preferably no where near /co/.

>>31255299
She doesn't realize they're the scouts for a pack.

She'll be dead in a few minutes...

>>31255293
>>31255298
>>31255318
>>31255327
I wonder why people hate you guys.

I've decided to delete my porn folder and stop jerking off to pony porn.

>image related

>>31255298
you shouldn't

ignore the fucktard, he is fucking retarded faggot that was raped by his autistic father when he was a child

Anyone listen that leaked pinkie pie song?

Ten bucks says it is for Episode 9, pinkie tries to cheer up rarity

Lyra is the classiest of ponies.

>>31255334
I've always thought Scootaloo was a boy. I don't know why though. Whenever I see her I'm like ok, Scoot's a girl, but whenever I think about her outside of an episode I immediately switch to guy.

>>31255237
http://asksweetiepoo.tumblr.com/
>mfw that whole tumblr

>>31255408
because ponies

>>31255399
Twidash is very popular here.

>>31255415
Yes she is.

>>31255367
do you think there will be lesbian bdsm in the show

>>31255410
Well, you should focus more on improving yourself with the time you gain. Learn to draw opr write, or play an instrument. The world is now yours to conquer.

>>31255399
Guilty. But I like TwiShy regardless.

>>31255415
Not as classy as Ceaser

>>31255427
He is just a faggot, he thinks he is edgy.

>>31255273

>My face when I think MLP isn't the greatest cartoon ever

>>31255290
The picture
The race
"I did it for us"

>>31255408

Yeah, fucking faggots responding reasonably to something. Goddamn, I hate it when people are calm! Why can't everything be edgy just like me?

>>31255408
Probably because they are too insecure to like ponies.

Many underage b& are afraid that it will hurt their INTERNET REPUTATION if there are girly ponies on the board. They think they'll get cooties.

>>31255437
More like Dash forcing herself on her but yea i think so.

>>31255431
I hate TwiDash and Twinkie
because my ship is deaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

>>31255408
>Everyone calls you mad, and your opinion ridiculous
>HAHAHA YOU RESPONDED I WIN I'M KING TROLLER

>>31255431
That's more because Dash can be shipped with any character than anything else. She's like the universal remote of lesbian love.

I think I have time to do a request. Who wants it?

>>31255410
nobody cares
once furfag - furfag forever

deleting fap folder won't change it.

deal with it.

>>31255474
I don't.

>>31255463
MS sometimes draw pinkiedash.

>>31255464
>thinking I'm trolling
Ponyfags are taking it too far.
You guys are worse than the average ponyfag because you actually enjoy porn of it. Jesus.

>>31255431
>>31255463

I'm the only one who enjoys Twilestia.

Prove me wrong.

>>31255463
what's your favorite?

List of essential episodes MLP has yet to do:
Beach episode, Mindswap episode, Alternate universe episode, Breedswap episode, Multiple conflicting versions of the same story episode(Art shift), Big City episode, Xmas Episode, Secret Admirer episode, Parents visit episode, Valentines day episode, Clipshow episode, Travel inside an X episode, Past never happened episode, Rainbow Dash sleeping episode

>>31255427
best tumblr

>>31255515
You're either trolling or blind. Take a step back and look at this entire fucking board.

>>31255506
MS draws every ship, he doesn't care

>>31255529
> Travel inside an X episode
PARTY INSIDE PINKIE!

>>31255517
I only enjoy Twilestia in my porn

>>31255408
Because we like laughing at people who make fallacious statements?

Sounds pretty common by any standards.

>>31255517
One of the few ships I'll actually support...oh god I can't believe I just said I support shipping.

>>31255550
He hate rarijack.

Someone should draw Lyra walking on stilts.

>>31255543
Oh, I hate /co/ too.
I'm not a regular here. I just came by to tell you how retarded you are, because you genuinely deserve to know.

>>31255474
Draw some Fluttershy and Rarity. Styling each other's hair

>>31255515
Welcome to generalization town.
Three quarters of this thread hates the shit.

>>31255529
what if the Xmas episode was Rainbow Dash being Scrooge?

Shipping?

I think I said this wrong last time.
Taking requests. who wants me to draw something for them free of charge?

>>31255515

Now how would you know what porn I enjoy?
Are you spying on me or something? Because if so you're not doing a very good job, because I do not enjoy pornographic pictures of horses.

>>31255573
Ok, we got it first time you posted it. Feel free to leave at any time.

>>31255567
Nigga is dead to me now

>>31255187
Taco Sparkle is the best taco

>>31255603
Sweetie styling Scoots hair.

>>31255603
hello? >>31255579

>>31255591
Refer to her first line in Winter Wrap up

>>31255617
No way! Tacobelle is the best taco!

>>31255474

Applejack shitting out a big old pile of apples

>>31255591
Nope, an It's A Wonderful Life parody starring Applejack.

>>31255646
>AJ can shit apple
>She will never die
>mfw

>>31255646

I mean APPLES apples, not that other kind.

tacobell is a shitty restaurant, bunch of black people making your food, disgusting

>>31255591
They already did the A Christmas Tale parody. It was called Luna Eclipsed. Even had a direct Dickens reference.

>>31255648
Nope. A Christmas Story with the Apple Family. Cutie Marks for BB Guns.

>>31255581
I'm asexual and depictions of nudity and/or intimacy makes me uncomfortable. Sometimes angry

>>31255442
"He's wearing my laurel on his ass."

>>31255562
It *IS* the closest ship to canon we have (oh god I sound like one of those shippers). Twilight's totally gay for Celestia.

>>31255648
A Wonderful life with Pinkie
>Ponyville is better off without her

>>31255690
>A Christmas Tale

>>31255608
I cant hate him, i love his tumblr.

>>31255474
Applejack suffering from autism.

>>31255681
Mexican tacos are best tacos

>>31255681
But mexicans aren't black

>>31255720
Carol

>>31255648
>Every time a Belle rings, a Scootaloo dosnet fly

>>31255734
Indeed.

>>31255739
>Mexicans working at taco bell

>>31255734
get your filthy mexican't flag off of my rainbow dash you whore

When I was 17 my mom was soooo worried I would become a cigarette smoker. I would go on drives with my girlfriend and have sex on the country roads of Indiana. One night, about 10 minutes after being knuckle deep in her snatch we go back to my house and my mom DEMANDS to smell my fingers to check for cigarette smell. I though my girlfriend was going to faint.

>>31255517
WRONG FAGGOT
there's JJ and that guy who draws them extra furry

>>31255734
This nigga knows.

>>31255772
>Implying Scoot is not mexican

Shit nigga what are you doing.

>>31255728

She does seem to have an unhealthy obsession with apples. Hell, when telling Rarity about how to be a good sister she used an apple pie analogy of all things.

I take it you guys have seen Epic Cupcake Time? What do you think of it?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJLL-DNu3P4

>>31255772

>>31255779
That's pretty hilarious

>>31255705
Twi seems a lot more afraid of Celestia than attracted to her, if you ask me.

>>31255734
I bet Rainbow Dash would hate Mexicans for being so lazy.

>>31255591
I would say Rarity is a better Scrooge but then again she's already the element of Generosity so that doesn't really work

Unless they do one of the things where they have the character "forget" their element for a while, like they've done with Pinkie.

>>31255772
Shut up Scootalina Esperanza Panchita Margara Francisca Pancraria Hermenegilda Maria Loo

>>31255709
No it needs to be with fluttershy, Oh man All of my money. A remake of A Wonderful life, with Fluttershy


All of my money

>>31255787
This is the only picture I have of Twilestia. Enjoy I guess.

>>31255815
They kinda forget the elements thing for the rest of the show. Hell, the last episode pointed out that Rarity was being selfish

>>31255792
>mfw i had 2 gringas today
>mfw they were fucking delicious

Is this porn?

Those lines in the back look suspicious.

>>31255622
I guess I haven't done any cute drawings lately. Yeah, I'll do this one.

SOMEBODY CROP THIS GIF

>>31255814
Dash is bigoted to all things slower then her out of principle. She would never admit it, but she secretly despises her friends for being so slow

>>31255814
I love how in America most stereotypes are always wrong
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/04/12/mexicans-work-oecd-survey_n_848165.html

>>31255849

WELL THEN HERE HAVE THIS!

>>31255603
Any Rarijack.

>>31255814
>Rainbow Dash
>hate Mexicans
Nah. Besides, she's lazy, too. they'd probably be amigos!

>>31255681
After spending my youth working in restaurants I prefer now to cook my own food whenever possible. all restaurants are pretty gross to be honest you never know what diseased dumbfuck is fixing your meal

>>31255810
She goes between being obsessed with Celestia, fearing her, and obsessed with pleasing her.

Twilight's a betafag.

>>31255855
It's on flutterdashpie, so no, it's not porn.

>>31255855
It's CL. What do you think?

>>31255849
want some ore?

>Eating Ramen Noodles
>Playing Assassin's Creed Brotherhood
>Posting in MLP General

>>31255873
No, she openly hates how Fluttershy is so slow and cowardly.

>sweet apple acres becomes the dominant food source for ponyville
>to maximize efficiency, whole apples are used in the cooking
>cyanide from the seeds biomagnifies
>ponies start dying

>>31255521
PinkieDash

>>31255881
Also I'm going to replace fluttershy with Applejack, because I hate drawing fluttershy.

>>31255877
I love how you immediately think he's American

Now who's stereotyping?

>>31255855
>CartoonLion
>not drawing futacock
>NOT, drawing FUTACOCK

What the fuck happened here?

>>31255880
>Dildo
>Soft bondage

Goddamnit I said shipping not porn.

>>31255814
Rainbow Dash is the most lazy character in the show, you must be from ponychan because it seems you dont watch it

>>31255855
That's not porn. Only anatomy.

>>31255877

mexican here, the stereotype comes from the fact that we actually try to avoid work if possible and most of the time will be begrudgingly doing work, we work a fucking lot, but we aim to not.

>>31255886
Dash is also a bigot.

She might hate slow people but also be lazy herself.

>>31255920
And that's why she's an irredeemable bitch and also worst pony.

>>31255912
>mfw I should be writing a paper
>also mfw I should be doing French work
>mfw I can't get out of these threads

>>31255920
She's more open to her, because as a pegasus she SHOULD be better.

Its like how a fit person look at a fat person

Does it bother anyone else that Applejack, the most dependable of ponies, is the element of honesty while Rainbow Dash, who often blurts out whatever she's thinking at the time, is the element of loyalty? It seems so obvious their elements should be switched... or am I alone, here?

>>31255933
Maybe because mexicans and hispanics being lazy is an American made stereotype and like 85% of the users of 4chan are from America?

>>31255877
Shut up mexibrony.

>>31255855
That's just where the leg and the torso diverge.

>>31255925
Makes me appreciate this even more.

>>31255921
That would only work if the ponies were eating animals(or other ponies) that used those apples as a food source. Biomagnification/accumulation works up a food chain.

We need a prom episode where the girls try to find a date. But realize that is better to go all together as friends. Except for Rarity, who dates Blue Blood again and ends up pregned.

>>31255924
I am sorry for your loss.

>>31255986
>85%

Less.

New discussion topic: With the end of Sisterhooves Social it looks like MLP is following through with the idea brought up at the end of Lesson Zero - each of the main 6 is now writing reports to Celestia about friendship. What does everyone think of this change to the format?

>>31255960
yeah Americans hate things that remind them of how they actually are as opposed to how they think they are.

>>31255971
>doesn't watch Friendship is Witchcraft

>>31255925
>mfw

>>31255921
...shit, I knew there was a reason I shouldn't eat apple cores, but I just couldn't remember what it was.

>>31255925
But the request doesn't work nearly as well without her

>>31255962
>I hate X character because they tell my favorite character to stop being a useless twat

ok bro

>>31256014
better, no more unnecesary Twilight in all episodes

>>31256014
I think it's good. Twi is great but some episodes she just doesn't need to be in. It opens up plot possibilities without making it so she has to be shoehorned in like she was in Call of the Cutie.

>>31256019
Rain-bow!

I love Rainbow Dash's characterization in FiW

>>31255925
>hate drawing Fluttershy
But HOW?

Man I don't even have much of an opinion about her, but she ends up in over half of what I draw.

>>31256014
I like it. Plus it gives the cast flexibility, since they don't all have to be in every ep.

>>31255987
Actually, mexican bronies call themselves Cabronies, a pun of the word "cabron", a synonym for badass.

>>31255925
...Kind of a dick move there. Just draw something else. The point of the request was Fluttershy and Rarity's friendship.

>>31256014
I am appoint.

>>31255965
I know damn well Im going to get sucked into these threads if I come here and yet I seem to only when I have work to do. But then again I love to procrastinate with ponies.

>>31256015
American here. This is absolutely true. I find a good rule of thumb is to learn ignorant stereotypes, then assume the exact opposite is true.
Works surprisingly well...

>>31255868

>>31256015

maybe, but what i was trying to say was that when the stereotype is played, the average mexican goes, "lol, that is so us!".

What happens if this is masked pony?

>>31256053
Time to taste the painbow.

>>31256059
I call myself a mexican

>>31256053
DAAAASH!

>>31256053
shes somewhere between retard pony and a pokemon. the being terribly near-sighted gag is pretty good though.

>>31256014
I like it, it's a great excuse to flesh out the whole cast.
(can't wait to hear Dash's letter after Best Pet)

Say I want to make a pony steak. Which pony would be the best to choose?

>>31256032
You must be from New England.

>>31256059
carbon is a pretty bad ass element

>>31256019
About how often do they release new episodes for that?

>>31256052
I didn't see her that shoehorned in Call of the Cutie
Stare Master on the other hand...

>>31256092
[x] Genuflect

>>31256096
Aren't you from Argentia?

What is pony hell like?

>>31256079
THANK YOU ANON

>>31256102
>yfw Scoot writes the letter, and it's about the follies of hero worship

>>31256092
can only hope.

>>31256101
>how did you get so small Applejack

Serious this thing has some hilarious lines.

>>31255849
not Twilestia, but the pic reminded me of this


also I am disturbed that everyone is changing Lyra's name to Heartstrings.

>>31256092
Well that's impossible because the pony has to actually be capable of showing Dash up in a fair fight, which Trixie cannot.

>>31256102
>It was totally awesome, and stuff!

>>31256144
>yfw it's Rainbow Dash that makes her do it

>>31256102
But dash can't read or write.

>>31256136
Real life here, where everyone is bitter and ponies are stupid farm animals.

>>31255960
Actually the stereotype started with the mexican workers back in the early 1900, instead of working for, lets say, 8 hours straight, they worked four, slept for 1 hour, and worked another four. That way they didnt exhausted themselves.

>>31256092
It won't be. They already said no Trixie this season. (Though Jayson said he'd like to see more of her, so maybe S3?)

>>31256136
You're in it, right now.

Alternatively, Weaver-verse.

>>31256164
Heartstrings is her official name.

>>31256092
[_] TRIXIE IS BACK FAPFAPFAP
[_] BAWW TRIXIE IS BACK
[X] Continue not giving a shit about anything

>>31256164
Who's doing that? I still call her Lyra.

>>31256092

>>31256102
there were Rainbows!
and Dash!

>>31256164
Pfff. Just call her Lyra Heartstrings if you are so hooked on your fanon names.

>>31256136
Pony hell is just like what most people think Normal Hell is like. Ironic punishments based on your sins in life.

>>31256182
Wish I could get a work scheduled like that

honestly I just want the magical graham cracker to force the posh marshmallow and the country bumpkin chocolate together

is that so much to ask?

>>31256193
Pony hell is them being turned into dolls?

>>31256136
it's like Fluttershy's bunny fires

>>31256154
I very much dislike this pairing, but the context is adorable.

>>31256164
i like images like that. pic related.

>>31256129
Mexicans and Argentines are natural enemies
Like British and French
Japanese and Koreans
Chileans and Peruvians
Americans and Diets

>>31255673
> mfw what did you just say is a perfect example of autistic bronieretard

my dear /co/... where is old good december without imbeciles

Pony hell is like this, only with ponies instead of robots.
Right down to the musical numbers.

>>31256164
>Caring about the names of background ponies
>So much that there's waves of retroactive renaming and massive raging backlash

Am I the only one who doesn't give half a fuck about Lyra, Bon Bon, Carrot Top, Cloud Kicker or Dinky Doo?

>>31256136
Pony Hell = Universe where all the worst fanfictions are canon

>>31256102
>>31256144
The episode will tackle literacy. Rainbow Dash has a secret.

>>31256290
>implying Argentines don't hate the rest of the continent or the world too
fuck those faggots

>>31256306

Yes actually. Everyone but you cares about them.

>>31256262
yes
shipping is shit and the show will never acknowledge any of the main six to be any more than friends because that would ruin the wonderful dynamics that exist between all of them

>>31256268
When everyone is lusting after your hot doll ass, then yes.

>>31256196
no, Hearstrings is the name of the shitty Twilight recolor.

>>31256200
when trying to find pics, like in ponibooru or deviantart.
For example, that pic I posted, they deleted the name Lyra and changed it to Heartstrings.
In fact, they put "Hearstrings" in every Lyra pic they got
>>31256228
I call her Lyra Harper

>>31256306
I miss carrot top.

golden harvest is such a bitch to type.

>>31256179
ask_illiterate_rainbow_dash tumblr. someone make this happen.

>>31256332
I agree.

>>31256306
no

>>31256268
yes

>>31256306
>Am I the only one who doesn't give half a fuck about Lyra, Bon Bon, Carrot Top, Cloud Kicker or Dinky Doo?
I'd say knowing their names counts as giving half a fuck, at least.
Didn't we decide to make Lyra's surname Heartstrings? So Lyra, Heartstrings, or Lyra Heartstrings are kosher.

>>31256290
But Americans are morbidly obsessed with diets.

"W-where did Pinkie Pie get that hand?!" I must have it..."

>>31256303
>Pinkie is the pony devil

>>31256289
>that shitty psycho sexual furry-faced-ponies asktumblr SO ORIGINAL

>>31256315
even 1% of fanfiction is canon

holy shit that's depressing thought

>>31256332
No shit Sherlock.

I wonder what's so bad about a playful jibe at somebody who did something stupid once?

This, my friends, is why 4chan is better than ponychan. People make fun of me all the time, and it's funny and acceptable. Do it on ponychan?

>(USER WAS TRAPPED IN THE MOON FOR 1000 YEARS FOR THIS POST)

Or maybe the mod wasn't around when it was revealed he was making fools of the entire site?

>>31256350
Well, there's already this: http://askdashedrainbow.tumblr.com/

Someone should make an illiterate dash though. That would be cute as hell.

>>31256306

>Not caring about background ponies

>Nigga you baka.

So, Why isn't Rainbow Das the worst pony, she is illiterate, dropped of from school, works as a pony janitor, is a dyke. What else would we need to make her the worst pony?

>>31256316
So you guys got bored of fat Dash and made up illiterate Dash?

>>31256350
>ask_illiterate_rainbow_dash tumblr
How would she read questions and type replies if she's illiterate?

>>31256333
But.....I just want to play

>>31256389
I answered a question, why you gotta be so hostile bro?

>>31256416

She could get Scootaloo to read them to her.

Or she could just respond to any message by just assuming what they wrote.

>>31256416
Either she has Twilight or Spike type for her or

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>>31255999
Is it me or does Big Macintosh look weirdly effeminate here? Like, practically bishonen?

>>31256350
We should also make one where she's infertile, fat, anorexic, pregnant and blind in one eye

>>31256413
Because she's us anon. Shes a completely failure and yet manages to have friends irl, something we all crave.

>>31256391
fuck off

>>31256416
The same way Sweetie Poo works.

>>31256389
I wish there was more pics like these, with the ponies shipping each other

>>31256439
you do realize that the entire "question" is basically a quote from friendship is witchcraft

>>31256416
thats the joke. the tumblr would be nothing but her getting angry at letters.

Also why isn't there a CUTIE MARK ACQUISITION PROGRAM tumblr yet.

>>31256445
Spike is the town's letter slave

>>31256413
Rarity is the worst pony because she's a slut, is fat, would gladly kill her own sister for breathing in her direction and sympathises with hitler.

>>31256458
I love you too, Anonymous.

>>31256092
Then EqD breaks due to Seth fangasm

>>31256485
Spike is the town's ass slave

>>31256484

It's just not the same if you can't hear the robot voice.

>>31256413
>>31256487
They're all worst pony.

>>31256484
Ten bucks for a sketch? Nigga, you crazy?

>>31256487
Oh dear, why are you so buttmad?

>>31256463
How about ponies forcing shipping?

Applejack is a vigorous Fluttermac shipper.

>>31256520
This.

Also, is there fanart Sweetie Bot yet?

I've just been on /v/.

Dat ME3 shitstorm...

>>31256484
If I had any talent whatsoever, I would do ask Robot Belle in a heartbeat.

>>31256528
At least I'm not delusional about Rarity being shitty, get your fanon out of here faggot

>>31256463
I had a pic of spike shipping Rarity and AJ dolls

also that comic about Look Before You Sleep
http://thexxxx.deviantart.com/#/d49yycm

>>31256415
fat dash was stupid
illiterate dash makes sense
and she should be homeless, like in the show

>>31256400
Dashed Rainbow is pretty cute. I usually dislike the ponies getting hurt, but this one is so comedic about it.

>>31256535
The subject matter is almost always creepy

But I think GG draws ponies really cute