Whoops, I posted Cheerilee.

today i will eat all the ponies

CLOUDKICKER IS A STUPID PONY AND SO ARE YOU

Poor Cloudkicker, having to deal with Dash's illiteracy making reading the weather schedules difficult

Remember when Cloudkicker was Derpy's bro?
But now she was abandoned for Carrot Top.

Requesting cloud kicker planning on murdering Carrot Top to get Derpy back.

>>31234524
Is this the latest forced meme? We went from infertile Dash, to traitor Dash, to fat Dash, to pregnant Dash and now we're on illiterate? Do you guys fucking pick these things out of a hat or something?

FUCK THAT SHIT
LETS HAVE A RAINBOW DASH THREAD!

>>31234517
Cheerilee, the educational system would be so much clearer if you just used APPLE metaphors for EVERYTHING.

"Having a blank flank is like... being an apple seed."

Guys, really. This isn't complicated.

Twilight is Asian.

PINKIE is the black one.

>>31234548
Shut up AJ
The universe doesn't revolve around fucking apples.
And we all know pears are superior.

>>31234541
I don't goddamn know, I really like Dash she's the closest I've ever come to a waifu, but I find the idea that she never bothered to learn to read hilarious, and the idea of Twilight teaching her to read now adorable

>>31234524
>Illiteracy
Wait, what?

>>31234552
>Implying the entire mane cast doesn't have blond hair, blue eyes, and white skin.

What, do you think they're part of an inferior race or something?

>>31234552
none of them are black

>>31234564
FUCK YOU RAINBOW DASH IS MAI WAIFU

I just come here for the reaction images.
Carry on.

>>31234578
except rarity

So, how do we even know which rank Cloudkicker holds in the weather team?
Yeah yeah, I'm watching WWU again today

>>31234580
hey come on now
I called her first

>>31234490
I like her hat.
Although it wasn't as cool as Carrot Top's bandana bow.

>>31234548
>AJ's hat shrunk with her

I didn't notice this when I watched the episode.

How exactly does that work? Or maybe her hat didn't shrink: maybe Applebloom has cowpony dolls, and AJ appropriated a hat after shrinking.

D'awww.

>>31234541
Next week she's gonna be black. And now they all make sense, don't they?

Time for a drawing people!

What shall it be?

>>31234601
fuck both of you I am the biggest dash fan

>>31234599
We don't. It's just Flying Saucer's headcanon that she is an incredibly important member of the weather team despite not being seen doing anything.

>>31234587
Just because she likes to bling everything she owns and sells doesn't make her black!

>>31234605

she shrunk off screen on her home, prolly got a tiny hat from a doll, because, fuck you, image is everything.

>>31234619
Dash seems to head the weather patrol, she was in charge of it for two major events. Presumably it's a state-funded job.

>>31234619
She's unemployed

>>31234541
We've got a random word generator and we just keep clicking it until we find the most retarded thing to attach to Dash.
She was almost Sacrilegious Dash.

This makes me think. Does Rainbow Dash work for or in the weather factory anyway? All of the main cast seem to have a job one way or another, except for RD.

>>31234608
Filly Dash, FS, and Derpy playing spin the bottle with the pegasus bullies

>>31234578
>none of them are black

What about Zecora?

>>31234608
Applebloom having a stall where she rents out her sister for ONE DAY, and she gets her cutiemark which is a pimp hat and cane.

>>31234615
OH YEAH?!
COME AT ME BRO

>>31234636
What could have been...

>>31234552
I agree

>>31234548
Having a blank flank is like... uhh... apples!

>>31234640
She's captain of the weather team.

>>31234636
it's only a matter of time until we combine them, and get a really fat dash trying to eat away her tears as somebody else reads out the doctor's note telling her the test results say she's infertile

>>31234619
Does Twilight have a job too? Or is her research funded by Celestia's school's scholarship?

>being a fan of The Dyke

>>31234640
She's in charge of moving the clouds around. The fact that she can get it done so quickly is why she seems to have lots more free time than the rest of the cast?

>>31234673
Never been to /u/?

>>31234667
she's the protege of the god-empress, I doubt she even thinks about money. If she needs a few bits, she dips her hoof into the royal bank.

>>31234645
She is not a main character

>>31234658
THATS RIGHT
and what have you done lately?

>>31234677
Weather control is probably similar to firefighting like that. 99% downtime, 1% dangerous and skilled work. The weather doesn't need to change all that often, after all.

>>31234673
No one is a fan of Fluttershy

>>31233840
>it is kinda sad how obsessed she is with Celestia but she never mention her parents, its like if they didnt existed. It must suck to be her mom and know you were replaced by a goddess and your daughter doesnt love you anymore.

I can see this being an actual thing on the show.

Like,an episode cold opens with a letter dropping through Twilights mailbox, and she's all like "holy fuck is that a letter? Sent the usual way through the post? Jesus fuck!"

And spike opens and reads it, and he's all like "Shit Twilight it's from your parents, they're coming over to stay for a week!" and she's all like "who? Oh fuck I haven't seen those fuckers since I was a little filly" and the episode will be all about Twilight's estranged parents going about Ponyvill learning about their own daughters life thru her friends and shit.

>>31234658
This.

Pinkie actually doesn't have a job. She just "helps out" from time to time.

>>31234552
No, Zecora is the black one

>>31234704
I think it is more like street sweeping

>>31234704
I dunno, they seem to have to micromanage the clouds.

>>31234713
Pinkie has a job in sugarcube corner, apparently. Why she's still employed given that she probably eats through her wages, I'm not sure.

Dash thread?

>>31234667
She runs the library.
Of course, that the town is full of silly ponies that would rather watch siblings jump in mud piles than read a book means that she's not really that busy.

>>31234713
And the rest of the time she fucks everything up.

>>31234691
I practiced combos in a fighting game that will likely become invalid in less than 2 weeks

>>31234707
I am. I just don't voice my opinion on every turn.

>>31234724
Sometimes, but once the weather is up there, what's going to move it? They control the winds, after all.

>>31234713
She's a pastry chef and store clerk, you dodo.

>>31234736
you know it

>>31234753
Remember in Bridle gossip? They were disturbed by the fact that clouds move on their own.

>>31234713
Pinkie lives in Sugarcube Corner. Even if she's not employed, she gets quite a few benefits from the Cakes.

>>31234724
Probably only in areas that really need specific attention, such as the fields or on silly ponies who won't give up their Grand Galloping Gala tickets.

walk in toilet
see this
wat do

>>31234772
In the everfree forest, exactly. Clouds don't move on their own at all outside of it.

>>31234629
Now I'm going to have to start requesting an image of Appletini wrestling Applebloom's cowpony dolls for hats.

Did glitter do more than the 4 of these?

>>31234769
Ha ha. Time for Rainbow Dash.

>>31234735
Reminds me of that game on the Hub's site. In Pinkie's minigame she fucking drops more goddamn cakes and sweets on the floor than she gets in the boxes

god damnit pinkie you are ruining sugarcube corner

>>31234691
I'm trying to write a 7 page essay on economics which is due on the 11th and I've barely managed to force out 1 page in 3 days.

Feels bad man.

>>31234784
So they polluted the world with so much magic that nature just gave up?

What would an ecologist say about this?

>>31234784
I think we've stopped talking about the same thing here.

Do you think they control the winds as well?

>>31234781
Stab it with your knife.
I mean you are alpha enough to always have a knife on you right?

Ponies taste like nasty

>>31234798

>>31234722
So, Rainbow Dash is a pony without education that works cleaning the skies so the rich ponies can enjoy the sun?

>>31234814
Yeah. The smoke in dragonshy didn't move at all until the pegasi came to blow it away.

>>31234797
Hes done all 6, plus the mayor. Check FiMchan

>>31234814
Twilight did in Boast Busters.

>>31234799
Not really. Mrs Cake looks like she could miss a few meals anyway.

>>31234818
>live in britain
>read this
>mfw

>>31234799
She probably brings in more business through party planning than she burns away by eating all their stock, else why would they let her keep working there?

>>31234848
Nepotism.

>>31234799
I like that you have to feed her some of the product or YOUR A BAD FRIEND.

>>31234863
MY A BAD FRIEND?

>>31234722
Except if the streets don't get swept then crops can't grow on time and the artificial cycle of nature they have can't proceed. I don't think anyone can consider that a low priority job when your job basically decides whether people get fed for another year or not.

>>31234848
I assumed it was some community service things for all her breaches of the peace and public nudity?

>>31234799
Did anyone else get off on having to feed Pinkie so much in that game?

I swear I'm normal.

>>31234871
YES!

>>31234837
>Want to shoot you
>Live in Britain
>mfw

>>31234837
Are you guys not allowed to have knives and or guns?

>>31234882
No you're not, you're a horrible freak and deserve to die.

>>31234880
but she also lives there, so unless sugarcube corner is a correctional facili... oh god, sugarcube corner is a correctional facility for ponies who can't exist in society

>>31234895
They actually are. You should not believe NRA propaganda.

>>31234882
you're not normal
and neither am I, I'd love to feed pinkie some cakes

>>31234837
It must suck not being able to cut food and open boxes.

>>31234904
Nah, she was deemed mentally incompetent and the Cakes were tasked with being her caretakers.

>>31234799

speaking of that game.

ya now, the hub site FINALLY allows registering and saving progress, they even had a fucking commercial for that during the episode.

>>31234875
Well, she is a magical street sweeper

>>31234920
now now, it's perfectly possible to open boxes with safety scissors.

Pinkie works as an event organizer for the Cakes, but not big state events like the Summer Sun Festival or Brunch with God-Empress. She also helps with catering.

Or she does help out the planning for state events, and just organizes it so she can go hog-wild once the party starts. V:

>>31234928
But does it still take 5 hours to grind enough FRIENDSHIP POINTS to get a cutie mark?

>>31234915
I was asking whether they could or not, because the way he said that and the way the other guy said that it looks like they can't.

>>31234935
except her job involves management, scheduling, construction, and is basically the single most vital job in ponyville, given that her screwing up could do anything from cause a drought, a famine, or destroy the entire down

>>31234837
enjoy your Orwellian nightmare

>Airstrip One
>always at war with East Asia

>>31234948
Pinkie caters normal parties but with the big events it's always Twilight that's organizing it. She basically was the supervisor for the Summer Sun Festival, the Winter Wrap Up, and the Celestia Brunch.

>>31234745
The game being...?

>>31234928
Really?
HOT DOG!

>>31234917
I figured the easiest way to get maximum FRIENDSHIP POINTS was to force her to restock the tables by constantly throwing the food off them. Of course, that made her hungry again about every 5 seconds. I fed that pony so damn much.

>>31234988
Those three weren't parties, though, Pinkie is a party planner, nothing else.

>>31235002
marvel 3, dummy

>>31234970
If she doesn't do her job then Ponyville will discover that the weather controls itself. Ponyville will be wiped out to prevent the loss of thousands of pegasi jobs.

What will her fake cutie mark be?

>>31235007
sometimes I wonder whether these people are catering to my fetishes, or just don't realise they exist

>>31235002

MVC3 probably since UMVC3 is coming out soon.

Is there a new 4chan X out? It isn't working for me anymore.

>>31234970
You must really be in love with that pony cartoon character

>>31234812
>Economics
What's the paper on?

>>31235039
yes

>>31235039
My version is working just fine

>>31235016
Yes, that was my point. Anything huge involving Celestia or the function of the town as a whole is generally run by Twilight.

>>31235026
even if the weather did run by itself, why would they give up weather control? The economic benefits alone would be worth it

>>31235039
I just reinstalled mine and now it's working again!
:3

>>31235028
A pear?

>>31235039
Yes.

>>31235028
Probably either an apple or something random. Or a cute cancer cell.

>>31235039
Update that shit bro.

>>31235051
maybe if I defend her honour over the internet she'll let me hug her and take her out to dinner

>>31234781

TIME TO PLAY HIDE THE HOTDOG!

>>31235053
The socioeconomic climate of Equestria, duh.

>mfw glorious despotic socialism

>>31235028
Whats the symbol for herpies?

>>31235064
>mfw nobody adopted Derpy doll
Why, glitter glue?

>>31235099
A harpy.

>>31235093
But... tat does not describe Equestria a all.

Alabama will probably be ranked #5 when the new BCS is released, right?

>>31235100
I'll adopt her

with my love

if you know what I mean

>>31234552
Zecora is the only black pony. Twilight is pale as fuck, and RD and AJ have a tan. There.

>>31235151
Not if I find her first.

>>31235137
>handegg
enjoy your shitty game, Amerifriend

>>31234928
Ha
I beat the game back in November.
I'm not a BLANK FLANK like you losers.

>>31235154
Twilight looks pretty purple to me.

All this crazy talk about economics, races and socialism in Equestria made me remember Victoria II...

>>31235160
let's all find her together
she can have three dads and be the most loved pony around

>>31235154
Freckles don't tan.

>>31235039
Just go to your Greasemonkey settings and click "update" next to 4chan X

>>31235082

The new 4chan Y isn't working for me, and I can't seem to find 4chan X anywhere? Can you give me a link?

>>31235181
>ewgay.jpeg

>>31235181
I am pretty sure this was a film

>>31235177
>Ballas colors
Let's take this outside.

>>31235028

>>31235195
>>31235195
>>31235195
this worked for me

Wouldn't it be great if Hubworld achievements gave you hats.

>>31235199
http://aeosynth.github.com/4chan-x/
What is 4chan Y?

>>31235218
Like a fedora?

>>31235218
You bitch, go back to /v/

>>31234970
She probably isn't the only pegasus with that skill so if she fucks up, she will be easily replaced. Weather manipulation is probably the first thing taught to pegasus children.

>>31235218
hopefully those games will be part of the steam sale during Christmas

can't wait to buy em all

http://asksweetiepoo.tumblr.com/

This tumblr is fucking amazing

>>31235253
She's still the fastest around. Anyway, as she is now, her job is pretty secure - who the fuck is going to fire a bearer of harmony?

>>31235269
Not grimdark enough for me.

>>31235222

That worked, thanks.

>>31235253
She dropped out from School. Probably weather management is like being a janitor in our world.

>>31235269
Ragesagehide
no it isn't.

>>31235269
go away gavalanche

Can we all agree that

Episodes

3>4>1>2>5

>>31235289
She wanted a job she could do without any real effort on her part, that paid well, and gave her lots of spare time. That's like, the perfect job for her.

>>31235289
She dropped out of flight school, nobody said she dropped out of anything else.

>>31235289
Ha, this actually makes a lot of sense. Good show.

>>31235269
>sweetiepoo

No thanks.

>>31235304
No.

>>31235304
I liked the most recent episode more so than Lunar Eclipse

>>31235304
Haha, silly Anon, what makes you think we can agree on anything?

>>31235317
>Dash dropping out of the school for shit she loves doing and not dropping out for the shit she finds boring
academia never really was her thing

>>31235321
So, Tex, drawn anything recently?

>>31235053
The basics of private business.

Why can't I hold all this disinterest.

>>31235304
Hell naw. Rarity episode was awesome. It was fucking sad-film quality.

>>31235354
I drew something for Big Mac yesterday night, and I'm sitting here with Sai open because I'm not inspired right now.

>>31235357
It looks a bit like Twilight's wearing a pickelhaube.
More so in that gif where Big Mac licks him.

>>31235304
>Lesson Zero anywhere near the top slot

Haha, no.

>>31235304
3=2>5>4=1

>>31235304
5 > 2 > 1 > 4 > 3

>>31235304
Luna ep might be worst ep so far this season

Yesterday's wasn't great either

>>31235376
Draw sleeping Rainbow Dash

>>31235376
Wonder how did I miss that then, I had /co/ open for 24 hours.

>>31235398
Sleeping in a tree.

What the fuck is with all the "Sweetie Belle is abused" fanon I've been seeing lately? I haven't been to poni threads in a long time

What, did you fuckers get bored of Scootabuse and have to move on to another innocent child or something?

>>31235398
That's been done like a million times.

>>31235391
This. Lesson Zero is low tier at best.

>>31235357
>disinterest
I don't understand how, but ok.

Don't we all agree that OWTEW is the worst episode?

>>31235410
Then it'll be done a million and one times.

>>31235412
>disinterest in economics
>you don't understand how
I don't understand how you don't understand.

>>31235413
Yes, we can actually agree that

>>31235411

>>31235408
I've seen more psychological abuse to sweetie bell than physical.

>>31235413
Feeling Pinkie Keen would give it a run for it's money.

>>31235413
Everyone agrees it's a bad episode. "Worst", not so much.

Personally I hate Show Stoppers the most.

>>31235413
Fuck, I've got the dumb today.

What was OWTEW again?

Who has the youtube link to yesterday's episode in glorious 1080p with no commercials? I'll zuck ya dick.

GUYS
we all know the worst episode is that one with the thing
I forget the name

>>31235410
you say that like more sleeping Dash would be bad

she's so cute when she's peaceful

>>31235452
links on DH and EqD

lazy bastard

>>31235452
Go and look in the archive

>>31235452
Fuck off.

>>31235449
Owl's well that ends well.
>>31235435
How the fuck? It's a great episode even if the message it tries to send is dumb as fuck.

>>31235427
economics is fun

>>31235453
Oh, you mean that thing Spike

>>31235449
Not sure but I'm going to guess it was that stupid fucking owl episode.

It's what came to mind when I thought "worst episode".

>>31235480

History is better.

>>31235480
Sure, if you like insanity

>>31235435
Only for edgy atheists. As a theist, I had no problem enjoying those couple of Dr. Who episodes that could be viewed as having an atheist bent.

>>31235480


>economics is fun

trying to be edgy?

>>31235408

Scootabuse was sad and somewhat disturbing, since all I ever saw was Scoots beaten to a bloody pulp.

Sweetie Abuse is funnier, as its not physical abuse, just mental abuse that she tends to be unaware of.

See also Galavanche on dA.

>>31235177
How goes the Equestria Mod?

I'm hyped to play it.


You're adding custom random events, right?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xxlm4lyJ-FY&feature=feedu

>>31235480
pinkie gonna pink

>>31235500
PUBLIC ADMINISTRATION BABY

MONEY, COKE N' WHORES ALL DAY ERRYDAY

>>31235522
It has some, and you also have a couple of decissions, the beta is in the paradoxplaza forums

It's pretty much a given that MLP will survive even if the Hub goes under from bad ratings. Other channels have snapped up the broadcast rights overseas, so they'd probably do it here, too.

You guys better hope and pray that Hub survives through the run of the show, though. Cartoon Network or Nickelodeon would never, ever let their property be put up on youtube less than an hour after originally being aired, nor would they let EqD or other sites provide links to downloadable episodes.

>>31235527
Why is everyone overweight and ugly.

>>31235304
>Part one of premiere better than part two
>Luna Eclipsed as second best

>>31235517
Speaking as an atheist bending towards anti-theist, I love FPK.

>>31235521
>Rarity bleaches Sweetie Belle and treats her like shit even though she loves her dearly in the show
>funny
Yeah, no.

She considers Sweetie an annoyance like all siblings do but the whole point is that she will sacrifice because she loves her.

>>31235509
yes

>>31235520
other majors are too mainstream for me.

>>31235553
Why wouldn't it? Is it doing badly?

I have the need. The need for Discussing why Pinkie Pie is getting this shaft this season. What happened to my lolsorandumb glob of marshmallow?

>>31235563
How could you not? IT HAD GUMMY

>>31235527
When people think "pathetic lonely ugly nerd", this fanbase is always who I picture. JUST LOOK AT THEM

>>31235584
The Hub has been turning a profit for the first time in years so it's pretty safe to say it isn't going anywhere just yet.

>>31235563
Exactly. It's all in the way you see it. If you're looking for something to get offended by, you can get offended by pretty much anything. Like those damn fundamentalists.

>>31235563
>>31235517
I'm a theist and I hated it. It seemed so forced and hammy that it kind of ruined Pinkie for me for a while

>>31235527
made it eight seconds

closed tab

>>31235620
>for the first time in years
Isn't it hardly a year old?

>>31235547
Any chance for a link? That place is a fucking clusterfuck, I swear...

>>31235641

Use to be Discovery Kids. Hasbro brought in cause DK was going under.

So, which one is the national sport in Equestria, Handegg or Divegrass?

>>31235630
It played into exactly how I see Pinkie - excitable, thinks at a million miles an hour, while still acting before she thinks, but not "lolsorandom", even if you can't understand why she's doing what she's doing.

>>31234653
ponystallkek

>>31235667
>zero evidence thus far that povertykick even exists in Equestria

Pretty sure handegg is the only game in town bro

>>31235657
Then you're not talking about the Hub. Once Hasbro bought it, it stopped being DK. So Hub hasn't been around for years. Be a little less specific next time.

>>31235594
That balloon picnic basket thing was a classic.

So, how many "Ponies other than Twilight write the friendship report" episodes do you think we'll get?

>>31235594
Pinkie had a pretty significant role in Luna Eclipsed and was just as prominent in the first three as the other non-Twilight ponies were.

She didn't show up in this episode (nor did FS, TS, and RD) because there was really no call for them. The episode was about family love and thus focused on the two pairs of siblings, Rarity's family and Applejack's family

>>31235679
they don't even have hands

>>31235667
Well we've seen them playing handegg, but not playing divegrass. Plus they are American, so handegg it is.

>>31235687

>rest of ponies clearly don't love their families

>>31235683
The rest of season 2. Twilight will never appear again.

>>31235701
>They are American
You mean Canadian?

>>31235630
As a theist, I sorta didn't like it. The slapstick and humor was definitely fun, but the episode could have overall been written faaar better.

>>31235701
>Ponies are American
>Not equestrian
laughingfillies.jpeg

>>31235680

The channel is 50% owned by Discovery Communications and 50% Hasbro.

>>31235724

>>31235711
Twilight loves Spike and Celestia very much.
She no longer thinks of her parents when people say "Family"

>>31235711
Fluttershy, Twilight, and Rainbow don't have siblings so they weren't relevant to the point of the episode.

Pinkie's sister is just as old as she is (which I guess would have made it weird) and apparently still a rock farmer that we never see anyway.

>>31235737
But the Hub still hasn't been around "for years"

>>31235683
At least one for everyone.
Next episode will most likely be how Rainbow Dash learned not to judge on the basis of how fast a motherfucker can go but whats inside the niggas heart or something whatever.

it's kinda sad to see twilight turning so useless in this season after episode 3

>>31235753

Right. Different anon said that.

>>31235667
Tennis

Carrot Top having a "Drugs r Bad" episode.
Discuss.

Dash has an education, what are you talking about. She can read, write, and do basic math.

She dropped out of college though after being relentlessly ostracized and teased about her sexuality however

>>31235724
>mfw even Twilight centred episodes end with some other member of the main cast writing the letter.

>>31235749
That's actually quite depressing.

>>31235683
I hope they continue to do it. It opens up the potential for plot directions without having to kind of shoehorn Twilight in there like they did with Call of the Cutie.

I like Twilight a lot but she doesn't need to be in literally every episode.

>>31235777
When did she appeared reading, writing or doing math?

I know this has to be the stupidest thing, but I kinda like this idea, since the Derpy and Dinky being Sisters OR mother and daughter was kinda disproved.
Actually, that might not be true, the pink-ish one could've always been a stand-in because big sister Derpy was busy, but I like this more.

>>31235799
in his headcanon

>>31235777
>implying she can read or write
When she was a filly, she had a choice between going to class, or spreading her wings and soaring through the air. Do you really think she went to class?

>>31235802
stop

>>31235799
Those skills are kind of necessary in any job other than pure manual labor. What, you thought the Weather Ponies just push and pull clouds around? Fuck no, there's paperwork to fill out at the end of every day.

>>31235729
>>31235630
I'm not saying it was the best episode, but it had it's moments. Froggy Bottom Bog was good, and having Pinkie set to vibrate was adorable. The slapstick was a little over the top though.

>>31235776
I hope they do a "Very Special" episode of MLP: FIM.

>>31235821

>>31235822
so she puts an "X" on the dotted line confirming that all the work was carried out to spec that day.

Most other signs and shit are symbolic, the weather schedules probably are too.

>>31235802
As fanon is quite stupid and unnecessary, this is pretty cute.
Probably not factual, but cute.

>>31235841
If you want to get technical, all the ponies are illiterate, as seen from the flyer for the Sisterhooves Social.

I mean really what the fuck is that? Russian? Hylian? Chickenscratch?

>>31235822

>>31235863
Maybe Equestrian?

>>31235867
>holyshitwhatthefuckistouchingmyhand

>>31235863
Equestrian. Just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it's not meaningful, racist.

>>31235863
that's Equestrian

yvan eht nioj

>>31235880

why aren't you asleep right now

>>31235835
Oh boy I love very special episodes of anything!

>>31235902
because it's 5pm you stupid bitch

>>31235902
i'm not austrailian

>>31235900
maybe if I answer "but it was worth it to see you", she'll take pity and not murder me

>>31235902
It's only 19:00 here.

>>31235902
12:11 PM

>>31235911
5pm is a great time to be asleep!

>>31235902
It's 19:11.
Jesus christ woman get off my dick.

>>31235776
I really want fanart of Carrot Top as Nami from SZS. No idea how you'd pull it off though. I might have a shot at it myself. Maybe.

Why can't we just talk about Genocide like normal people?

>>31235902
cause i just woke up and its 11 in the morning

Does anybody have the "I drew a pony, I think it looks pretty good >see this on /co/" image? I need it for a thing

>>31235948

>>31235902
>4:13
Idk lol.

>>31235934
>1911

How are those newfangled flying contraptions, my old chap?

>>31235902
Because I've lost control of my life.

I have an urge to draw Derpy doing something cute but I can't draw for shit, what do?

>>31235980
Trace derpy arts and alter?

>>31235969
Absolutely magnificent, old chap.
Don't tell anybody now, but I have a feeling they might even prove useful in a war someday.

>>31235980
Bug a drawfag to do it!

>>31235902
Because it's noon you jerk.

>>31235980
see
>>31235948

>>31235980
Download talent via Dead Space 2 eye

>>31235980
Learn to draw. Use references and work at it until it's passable. Believe in the me who believes in you, etc.

>>31235902
its noon and im about to go to sleep

>>31235957
to push you further into killing yourself?

>>31235822

The ponies seem to have only a 19th century level of technological development. Most of them are illiterate.

I mean we very rarely see pony writing, it's mostly pictures.

>speaking of which...

>>31235980
Learn to draw.

>>31235957

>>31236019
Yeah, sure.

>>31236019
i love how this show promotes mare/filly love

it gets me so hard

>>31236030
Finally, people have just been posting this inferior version where the artist thinks he'll ever be as good.

>>31236002
That sounds easier than what the others suggest, where can I find one?

>>31236019
You're just angry because you never got invited to a Sihovi Ivciovcrlo

>>31236019

Their written language sort of reminds me of russian, anyone else?

>>31236019
>implying they don't do pictures because it's really fucking hard to write small symbols using a pen in your mouth

>>31236019

>>31236070
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9crCGMh4j9g

>>31236090
Read that as >penis in your mouth

>>31236086
If that's Russin, what the fuck is this?

>>31236086
It looks like Hylian to me

>yfw Rarity's dad's cutie mark is footballs

Wonder what the equivalent of Chicago is in Equestria

>>31236113
Damn duplicate image.
>>31236100

>>31236059
I personally like the one where the artist vows to murder Megasweet on his way to becoming god of the fandom.

>>31236009
Actually. I can't stress references enough. If you're trying to draw and you can't get something right, whether it's the shape of the nose or the entire fucking picture, it's not cheating to bring up a reference. There's enough fanart to be able to find a pose almost exactly like the one you want anyway. Not only will the picture look better as a result, but unless you directly trace, you'll have learnt a lot too.

>>31236086
Actually it reminds you of the Cyrillic alphabet which is used to write Russian.

which pony has the softest coat

>>31236114
>ponies
>hyrule
All of my want.

>>31236128

DA BEARS

>>31236133

The cake? I wouldn't be able to tell, considering it's all fucking mashed together in squiggles. On the poster though the words are printed more clearly.

>>31236139
This one?

>>31236151

>>31236149
Twilight. It's so very purple

>>31236140
Is it bad if I draw the "construction balls" or whatever you call them inside the screenshot and then draw the pony based on those?

So much Applehatin

Here some Applehips

>>31236149
Pinkie. She's the softest everywhere.

>>31236193
Everyone fucking loves AJ right now, what are you talking about, man?
>>31236149
As much as I hate to admit, Rarity probably, since she takes such good care of it.

I don't believe you.

>>31236160
If I eat the remains do I acquire said powers?

>>31236190
I guess not. That's actually a pretty good way of getting the proportions right, something a lot of artists struggle with. You're still learning, so there will be a day when you won't need it.

>>31236149
Either Hoity or Rarity.

>>31236214
>Everyone fucking loves AJ right now, what are you talking about, man?
Im drunk and weed.

>>31236193

>applehips

>>31236242
I was a weed once. It was fucking horrible.

>>31236214
I still don't love her.
She gain a lot of points this episode but that just tied her with RD and PP for forth place.

>>31236250
Ha ha. Time to fap.

>>31236114

oh please,you dont know it has those word jokes like wakfu has with thier draconic language...?

So it seems that almost all animals that aren't ponies are either A) Pets, or B) Sentient slaves. Why is this? Are ponies more oppressive that we think they are?

>>31236250
I don't understand why haven't I saved this yet.
I NEED MORE HUMANIZATIONS BY MS
>>31236259
Yeah, but 4chan is synonymous to generalization.

>>31236214
>Everyone loves fucking AJ

>>31236285
Rarity as Alex Mercer from Prototype

>>31236275
Why wasn't Winona there to help AJ round them up, anyway? It's odd that we haven't seen Winona since episode 4.

>>31236275
The sheep complained about how it would have gone willingly, and got the gate slammed in its face, trapping it in a small, enclosed area where it can't really move around. Subpony scum doesn't get rights

>>31236303
AB had to put her down...

>>31236275
I'm surprised there hasn't been more fanfics dealing with just that.

Theres been the odd one involving dragons, but thats it. Nothing about the Cow Revolt, or anything.

>>31236275
I'm going to go with this since grimdark slavery has no place in MLP.

>>31236275
Because Celestia isn't a sheep

>>31236323
>grimdark
the sheep seem pretty okay with it to me

>>31236275
I think it's more or less a "We give you food, shelter and all necessities you need, and in return we'll get to use you for your natural resources or innate abilities" like the cows' milk, the sheeps' wool or the pigs' skills to find truffles yadda yadda...

>>31236250
Time to beat my dick like it owes me money.

>>31236250

who the fuck is that on the right

>>31236336
>shelter
>rounding them up into a fenced enclosure for no good reason

>>31236275
I would read a fanfic about a sheep trying to escape the farm. And I don't condone fanfics at all. But that, I would read.

>>31236336
>pigs' skills to find truffles
That's not how you spell "be delicious"

>>31236268
>>31236338
I guess I'm the only one who doesn't find this fapable...

>>31236354
There's still the wildcard of the everfree forest monsters.

and, you know
>carnivoric animals

>>31236352
That's Chell you uncouth pleb. I bet you come to /co/ just for the ponies, dont you?

>>31236352
Chell or something like that from Road to El Dorado
>>31236367
No yer not, I need a bit more erotic to achieve a boner.

>>31236354
To keep them out of the way of the competition?

>>31236285
I wouldn't mind a comic based off of "All Quiet on the Western Front". Big Mac as Paul Bäumer

>>31236352
You never watched Road to Eldorado?

>>31236365
Pinkies' delicious vag doesn't count.

>>31236367

New thread topic: Try NOT wanking to this.

>>31236380
Never heard of that. Some reference pics would be nice.

>>31236285
Well, if you don't mind, draw Derpy doing something cute.

>Applejack_wants_the_ham_sandwich.tiff

>>31236384
there's only so much pinkie to go round, though

>>31236372
Was El Dorado disney? I'm guessing so, because I think I remember adverts for it at the start of some old Disney movie on tape, might have even been Toy Story or something.

Never saw it, probably should get around to it at some point though.

>>31236395
Easily done.

>>31236395
Easy. All I have to do is look at Bon-Bons ugly hair.

>>31236401
It's a war movie about the german side on the western front. Paul Bäumer is just a line soldier.

>>31236395
Done
Next

>>31236401
It's a book. And a film. Probably several films. Rather famous.

>>31236395
Ew, humanized.

Here's a fucked up question.

Would you kiss your favorite pony if you had the chance?

i have a question

you know that comic about the guy who was going to jerk off to that cripple porn game that /v/ is making? the one that ends with "I'm gonna rub my cum in your burn scars?"

...is there a pony version of that? there doesn't NEED to be one if there isn't already one; but if one exists, i want to see it.

what the fuck is wrong with me

>>31236421
It's Dreamworks.
It had implied sex and gay, so definitely not Disney.

>>31236441
Yes

>>31236431
>ON WORLD WAR ONE
sorry, forgot to add that.
A pretty famous book, has two movies made of it.

>>31236441
sure why not

next topic

>>31236441
uh
yeah?

>>31236433
>>31236429
>>31236425
Well then how about this?

>>31236441
>fucked up
dude what
Also yes

>>31236441
>He thinks that question is fucked up.

>>31236395
Eww gay.

>>31236380
>>31236401
Was that the really dark, realistic version of a war movie? i.e, half a year of training with about 5 minutes of battle where everyone dies?

>>31236441
I would kiss her right smack dab on her forehead.

>>31236401
It's a book about WW1 so some quotes should suffice.

"But now, for the first time, I see you are a man like me. I thought of your hand-grenades, of your bayonet, of your rifle; now I see your wife and your face and our fellowship. Forgive me, comrade. We always see it too late. Why do they never tell us that you are poor devils like us, that your mothers are just as anxious as ours, and that we have the same fear of death, and the same dying and the same agony--Forgive me, comrade; how could you be my enemy?"

“It is just as much a matter of chance that I am still alive as that I might have been hit. In a bomb-proof dug-out I may be smashed to atoms and in the open may survive ten hours’ bombardment unscathed."

"Do I walk? Have I feet still? I raise my eyes, I let them move round, and turn myself with them, one circle, one circle, and I stand in the midst. All is as usual. Only the Militiaman Stanislaus Katczinsky has died. Then I know nothing more."

>>31236458
Ha, ha, I need at least 30 tabs of pictures before I start fapping.

>>31236458
Still no problems here.

>>31236446
>...is there a pony version of that?
No.

>>31236458
>the guy who drew this will be sitting next to the show's voice actresses at some stupid convention next month

>>31236460
Let's go further, then, how would you do it. Assume you've already asked her out on a date, and she's said yes, and you have time to prepare.

>>31236441
>fucked up
Yes, also a rimjob.

>>31236441
Without hesitation.
I'd give her tongue.

>>31236458
Lesbian sex turns me off because it reminds me of how there will be 2 less girls that I will never have the chance to fuck.

>>31236460
Fucked up in the sense that you're kissing a miniature cartoon horse, but- oh right I'm in MLPG.

>>31236458

Or perhaps this?

>>31236441
>>31236478

Anyway she wanted.

>>31236458
>JJ humans

Ha ha, no.

>>31236458
When I see pictures by JJ all I can think about is his obsession with lesbians and that shitty webcomic he used to draw/still does.

>>31236478
>interspecies dating

Ew, xenophilia

>>31236498
show some initiative, anonymous

>>31236441
>>31236478
This is why /co/, the internet, and normal people hate us.

>>31236441
Frenchkissing.

>>31236458
>>31236493
Did I not make myself clear?

Ew.

Humanized.

>>31236441
Cheek, probably. Elsewhere - don't count on it.