http://www.guidehorse.com/

Oh lawd.

Episode had a severe lack of best pony

>>31223229

We all know what must be done

Well considering they haven't gone crusading yet...I can't really say.
My opinion of Sweetie Belle skyrocketed today, but that's pretty much it.

>>31223229
Rarity as your guide pony

>>31223229
I want one

>>31223153
I HATE THE CMC.

>>31223153
Apple Bloom was alright. The whole CMC still meh.

>>31223288
10/10

>>31223288
10/10

>>31223288
It's Wonderful

>>31223288
8/10, but your anatomy looks a little wonky.

Every episode with the CMC just makes me like them more.

This episode made Apple Bloom my favorite CMC though.

However, Scootaloo is still the best pony overall

Meh.
I've always been a bit indifferent towards the three. I don't love them, but I think the show wouldn't be complete if they were gone.
I guess I'm sort of happy they're apparently giving them character depth (at least Sweetie Belle and Apple Bloom).

Hey guys, rate my first attempt at fanart using my new tablet

>>31223340
It's Wonderful

>>31223340

No sir I don't like it.

This is what all you unwashed neckbeards want. Discuss.

>>31223340
DAT arachnid

>>31223340
I like the lighting effects. It really brings out the massive fucking spider on her ass.

>>31223340
>>31223288

>>31223386
You are the only retard posting this shit and only you care faggot.

>>31223386
Thats not what I wanted at all. Must be because I shaved.

>>31223340
twilight's hair is kinda weird, and the colors are wrong. but other than that I like your style.

So I posted this a thread or two ago and I still don't know.

Do we have a macro for Sweetie here? It's too adorable.

>>31223386
I can't argue with that. I do want two small horses to shit all over everything in my room.

>Today/Yesterday's episode featured sweetie, and the next episode is centered around Applebloom.

I didn't know the next one was featuring Applebloom.

Now I'm just sad.

No, the episode yesterday didn't change my opinion that the CMC are a blight. I spent most of the episode laughing at the horrible depiction of sisterly relationships though, so I was a bit distracted.

>>31223386
>Im going to add poop with paint so people think im cool and edgy like gavalanche

I think the CMC are shit when they're together. I think a lot will agree with me.

>>31223340

I might be wrong, but I don't think photorealistic pictures of tarantulas hovering over a woman's vagina can be made with a tablet.
Reported for not pony.

>>31223477
I blame Scootaloo, AB and Sweetie are better without her.

>>31223437
I don't know what the fuck Sweetie was doing here.

Streaming silly doodles and LotR.

>>31223477

I don't mind them when they're together, but I like them better when they aren't.

Especially Apple Bloom. She was best in Bridle Gossip, before SB and Scoots were in the picture.

>>31223153
Sweetie was already my favourite CMC.

>>31223495
If Scootaloo were going to have her own episode, what would it be about?

I'm still bored and tired. That must mean its time for a ten minute sketch! What shall I sketch?

Also I will be timing it.

>>31223508
this

>>31223501
Well now I don't feel like going to sleep at all
It's 7am why's MLPG doing this to me?

http://www.ponychan.net/chan/dis/res/20239.html

Saw this in the last thread, and found it on front of /diy/.
Thoughts other than tl;dr? I mean ocf it's tl;dr, but other than that? What about his spite comment?

>>31223508
Wait... what if she's the masked mare?

>>31223512
Lyra & BonBon as detectives solving a crime.

>>31223508
Trying to kill herself but botching each attempt so she finally gives up

>>31223529
I think she is too small and young to fuck with Dash.

>>31223353
>curious
>check who's who list
>not there
God damn I'm vain.

>>31223512
Rainbow Dash vomiting food into Scootaloo's mouth.

>>31223437

"A giant invisible dick!"

>Alignment charts
>3.5
>DnD
Did I miss anything?

>>31223545
>failing to kill herself
>gives up on that
...major in fine art then?

>>31223437
Is it weird that I'm annoyed for Sweetie Belle to have an Aries symbol on her front? I don't even particularly buy into the whole horoscope/zodiac thing, but I still don't want any of the CMC to be associating with it.

>>31223556
>I'm in there.
>LD isn't

What is this blasphemy

>>31223521
It would be an hour special.

>>31223578
She becomes a fanartist to validate her pathetic existence.

>>31223556
do you do anything?

>>31223559
Fuck yes.
here I go.

>>31223556
It's a very, very old list, and hasn't been updated since... Hell, I think since before I joined up.

oh god
4chan x just stopped working in chrome
there's no quick reply box, no backlinking, I'M BLIND

>>31223621
>not using 4chan+

Anyone else having issues with 4chan x all of a sudden?

>>31223590
I'm not sure that's supposed to be an Aries symbol

>>31223621

man just use 4chan+

how often do you hear people complaining about 4chan+ breaking in these threads?

>>31223635
Is the tree of gondor.

When I was 13 or 14, I was having trouble sleeping at night because of an itchy asshole. I was a very self-conscious girl and made sure to thoroughly clean myself to try to fix the problem but to no avail. One night, I decided to investigate for myself. I wrapped some toilet paper around my finger and slowly worked it in. I circled around inside my asshole and then brought the paper out and inspected it.
Little white worms. All over. Disgusted, I throw the paper into the toilet and started crying. I was so sickened. I went online and google for it. Pinworms or threadworms, that was the definite diagnosis. I went into my parents' bedroom. I remember my mom was watching Seinfeld when I told her. She just kinda stared at me, I think she was just as disgusted.
We bought the OTC medicine and I took it but they came back. So every night, I started methodically scooping the the worms out of my ass. Using up sheet after sheet of toilet paper, scraping them off onto one big collection sheet and then flushing it away.

>>31223526
So he's just saying stop taking MLP so seriously and do other shit? well hurr durr.

>>31223545
Like that Simpsons Christmas Special where Moe kept fucking everything up.
Imagine her going down a hill on a sled with the sign "Don't take my organs" on her stomach and heading into traffic.

>>31223621
>chrome

>>31223630
>chrome

>post /b/ ban 2011
>chrome

>>31223629
>>31223637
i do use plus, sort of in tandem with X
but plus doesn't have backlinking, and whenever i try to mix backlinking with plus, it fucks up

>>31223621
>meanwhile, on Firefox

>>31223637
Actually I think it's been just a bit screwy since the recent updates to 4chan

>>31223571
>Did I miss anything?
Yes, the whole concept of "Pathfinder".

Or, ya know, if you wanna go crazy there's always Ponyfinder.

>>31223651
Why could I not stop reading this post. I knew it was a horrible post

but I kept reading it.

>>31223620
You've been posting earlier than me, yet I'm still in there.

>>31223613
Not recently. I tend to be lazy and haven't really had one of those drawing spurts where I shat out four pictures a day in a while.

Hell, this Griffy was the last one I did.

>>31223651
Is it wrong if this sort of turns me on?

I want to fuck a girl in the ass while worms wriggle around my cock.

>one of the mane six trying to touch her elbows (or pony equivalent) behind her back

>>31223651
How did you get a hold of my diary.

>>31223693
Yeah, you should draw something actually fun/cute.
It seems you have talent.

>>31223654
What if that guy who does those orgasmic comments to read it?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xKPI2dLQnk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xHkhZsskQU&feature=player_embedded

Dash's pet will be an Arthropleura

>>31223669
having issues with firefox

>>31223669
I'm on firefox and 4chan X has also suddenly stopped working for me.

>>31223463
>Gavalanche
>edgy
pick one

>>31223571
discord's quote should be "what fun is there in making sense?"

>>31223720
>doesn't know my style
Yah, I tried. Honestly, I did. But I start to utterly hate drawing cute.

Here, have a cute Griffy rubbing his beak on your screen.

Once I was climbing into bed from the foot of the bed, and let out a great fart before crawling under the covers, except that I heard something hit the closet door. Turns out I blasted a bean sized poop across the room with the force of the fart.

>>31223621
It's already fixed. Aeosynth screwed up something related to daylight silly time. Just update.

>>31223757
switch load order to last, that might help

>>31223669
My 4chan x works just fine.

>>31223770
But...but...MLP is all about being cute!

dear god, vanilla 4chan is the worst possible thing.

at least the 4chan filter and appchan is still functional

>>31223770
Daaaawwww

>>31223734

>Implying it wont be Speedy the Turtle
>Implying the episode won't have the moral that "slow and steady wins the race"/"don't judge a book by its cover (again)"

>>31223770
You could always draw more horrifying ponies. I thoroughly enjoyed the D2 Fluttershy one.

>>31223779
wait what

>>31223789
This was what I was implying.

>>31223793
Cute? What is this...cute?

>>31223708
>mfw I tried this

OW. OWOWOWOW FUCK.

I only give a shit about ponies being cute. Nothing else interests me. No shipping. No fan fiction. Just ponies.

HEY DUMB NIGGERS, IF 4CHAN X ISN'T WORKING FOR YOU, SET ITS LOAD ORDER TO LAST

YOU'RE WELCOME

>>31223832
First, you make their eyes obscenely large, then put a stupid cheesy smile on their faces.

Instant cute.

>>31223779

Your parents must be so proud. Also,
>sleeping in the buff.
LOL

>>31223621
Just fyi 4chan x has been updated

>>31223843
ditto
oh the agony

>>31223832
I guess I would be horrified if I liked discord.

>>31223856
its working retard

>>31223819
shit posting
get it?

>>31223621
>>31223657
there we go, it's back

>>31223877

So... how does middle class Rarity make you feel?

>>31223850
>>31223862
Like this?

>>31223789

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52O2HQS7RtE&feature=player_embedded

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqc3N2TRu30&feature=related

>>31223770
if you want horror you could always draw some dinosaur shit or something

what?

don't look at me like that, you know it would work

>>31223850
No dragons?

>>31223856

>>31223870

>>31223779
ok i laughed

>>31223850
>>31223850
Could it be? Someone like me in this shitty place? Thank you good anon, now I know I'm not alone

>>31223768
Better?

>>31223902
No, stupid, not like that at all.

>>31223902
Okay, revisal, make their retinas obscenely large.

>>31223902
Ok, now I'm a bit creeped out.

>>31223902

OH MERCIFUL GOD!

...

You're great. Don't ever chance.

>>31223559
This dark deed is complete

>>31223949
>retina

I don't think you mean what you think you do.

>4chan x
holy shit, you idiots know that's a trojan dropper right? Why do you think it got blacklisted from userscripts.org?

>>31223914
Dat loading time

Most people will find this gross, but I know some won't. Every time---every time---I jack off, I cum directly into my own mouth and swallow. I find it lip-licking delicious.

I'm still not a big fan of the CMC.
Sweetie Belle is alright and all, but overall I just find them a wee-bit annoying.

>>31223850
>that feel
and i used to like fanfiction, at least on principle.
it's like a puddle of the finest wine being pissed in for months on end. there's some delicious red wine still in there, but there's about six square miles of yellow

>>31223923
Dragons can be fine too.
>>31223927
I think we just lurk more because we shitpost less.

>>31223962
It's beautiful.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNHKVTfqfso
>MFW I saw Rarity's dad

Rarity is best Applejack

>>31223962
>me3
>not da2

>>31223962
Could you try this now?
>>31223541
Please?

>>31223962
>Done in 10 min
I wish I could do a drawing that fast

>>31224002
>implying

>>31223914
>action mode
>story mode
>RPG mode

Why does this choice even exist? What the fuck, Bioware?

>>31223962

It's so... beautiful.

I will cherish this and troll /v/ with it.

>>31223947
>>31223949
>>31223950
>>31223957
Perhaps the Twilight that was posted last thread? Or was it two threads back? I don't know.

>>31223941
>Alignement systems
>1001

>>31223973
4chan X is fine. That's a load of FUD. It's also the best.

>>31223976
everyone does that

>>31224037
That things coming to my fucking dreams, thanks.

>>31223962
Requesting a version without the videogame references.

>>31223973
Yyyyeah, I don't know where you're coming from, chief. Been using it for quite a while, no issues at all. Care to cite your sources, there?

GUYS

Give me a pony related name for my ship in EVE Online

Subtle preferred

>>31224002
>DA2
>not "every bioware game since Mass Effect"

Why is Derpy associated with forks?

>>31224011
I had it mostly done in 5, so I just kinda fucked around with brushes and added the mass effect thing for the last half.

>>31224008
since you asked so nicely. And I will put a little more than ten minutes into it, just for you.

>>31224084
Celestia you moron.

>>31224084
SofasnQuills

>>31224084
the lunar crescent?
what kind of ship is it, are you one of those faggot supercap pilots?

>>31223992
>Saint's Row 3

I like anonymous.

>>31224084
The USS Brony

>>31224084
The Twilight Indigo.

>CMC with their sisters
>Scootaloo with Dash's apple

>>31224084
the sparkling twilight
the mare in the moon
The celestial brigate

just off the top of my head

>MFW Rarity Reveal in last episode

I mean, If I'd looked closer I would have noticed the eyes but I was pretty baked... holy shit. I imagine that is what it would feel like to have Clark Kent take off his glasses in front of you.

>>31224084
Arvakar
Norse horse that pulls the sun across the sky

>>31224084
(insert whatever here) Acquisition Program

>>31224095
>fanfiction

That is all.

>>31224125

>>31224125
...This feels too bad.

>>31224144
>I imagine that is what it would feel like to have Clark Kent take off his glasses in front of you.

Holy shit, man. You just made my evening.

>>31224094
>>31224002
>>31224027

No. Stop arguing about vidya. POST PONY!

Posting sexiest humanized pony.

>>31224154
but she ain't wearing pants

>>31224175

Pony can plaay vidya.

>>31224095
Eisenhower administration crossover.

>>31224125
I'd be scoots sister.
If you know, she wanted.

>>31224175
That's not AJ.

>>31224175
that picture looks like if slugbox and john jesco had a retarded baby

>>31224144
When she shook the mud off her I was breathless.

>>31224150
eh i meant Arvakr
or Alsvior

>>31224084

Lunar Mare. That's legit spacetalk as a bonus.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lunar_mare

>>31224211
Retardedly Sexy Baby

>>31224067
Glad I could be of service.

>>31224175
>Stop arguing about vidya
Where else on 4chan are you supposed to talk about vidya other than MLPG?

>>31224209

You're right. Allow me to amend this.

>>31224175

oh my...

>>31224144
>imagine that is what it would feel like to have Clark Kent take off his glasses in front of you.

There should be an episode where Twilight Sparkle helps Sweetie Belle overcome her autism.

>>31224175
Celestia would be too tall to properly sex.

AJ is the epitome of wild untamed beauty.

what if lauren faust alicorn is the goddess of equestria
her cutie mark is a quill and paper because she "writes" the stories of equistria

>>31224211
Hhahahahaha! Tru fax.

Someone do >fanfiction for this pic

>>31224247
Good im not the only one.

HA HA

TIME FOR FARTING PONIES

>>31224255
no
she writes the elder scrolls
but a grand storyteller deity is something i have not seen much, needs to happen more

>>31223962
FIX'D

>>31224290
>grand storyteller deity
I like this.

>>31224255
>all of MLP:FIM is fanfiction written by Fausticorn

>>31224125
maybe Scootaloo has a brother.

Would you be a good sister to scoot?

>>31224290
I think she would be the goddess that watches over the entire world that Equestria takes place in and the Milky Way

>>31224330
I don't think I'm capable of being a sister at all.

>>31224330
I would be the absolute worst sister to Scootaloo. Mainly because I'm male.

>>31224330
She would be bestest sister.

I'm an only child.

>>31224307
i know right? i'm amazed it doesn't crop up more in fantasy literature

>>31224299
>being a PCfag
>Giving even one single shit about military shooters

Riiiight.

>>31224330
Dont think so, I will be jelly because i dont have a Sweetie sister.

>>31224330
I dunno about sister, but I'd like to think I'd be a decent brother.

You guys ever read Misery?

>>31224299
mfw I loved battlefield 2 and 2042, but won't buy battlefield 3 because of origin and CoD syndrome.

>>31224330
I don't know about sister, but I'd put her to good use.

>>31224271

Gotcha. It's a oneshot though:

One afternoon at Carousel Boutique, Sweetiebelle along with her new friend Dinky had just taken all of Rarity's good fabric to make Dinky a Cutie Mark Crusader cape of her own.

Rarity was none too pleased by this.

"Dinklebelle..." She said through gritted teeth.

END

>>31224387
>CROSSOVERS

>>31224369
Same here, it's a good idea.

I wish I could write, I have so many ideas.

>>31224387
No, but I saw the movie

>>31224377
I think she might already have one
>>31224387
I have both read and watched

>>31224369
Probably because "god who created the universe by (whatever medium the story is in)" is just TOO blatant a self-insert.

holy fuck balls, this demo is just the tip of the shit berg.

The Reapers just show up? Just like that? No warning at all? Just, poof, atmosphere?

>>31224409
HA! ME TOO
....oh...
:(

>>31224330
I already have four sisters. I guess a sixth daughter wouldn't throw my parents off too much. Not even a pony one.

>>31224330
>And by sister do you mean a guy who would take her cute little body and hug and love her and tell her she's the best?
Then yes I would be a great sister

>>31224387
>You guys ever read Misery?
I've read misery personified
Its called fanfiction

>>31224414
So I just have to kill Rarity and her parents?

>>31224401
I meant caption it

>>31224330
That's sort of a physical impossibility, short of gender reassignment, but I could be a damn good bro. Teach her ass how to fly in like a month tops. Encouragement and good times all around.

>>31224452

>>31224401
nice

>>31224417
that's actually a very good point
i'm now tempted to allude to something like that in my story, but try to write it as aloof-ly as possible. not yet sure how i'd go about it to be honest

>>31224418

This is not /v/.

>>31224429
>hug and love pone and tell her she's the best
ayup

>>31224472
Its for the greater good Sweetie.

PINKIE PUFF
RAINBOW DICKS
TWATLIGHT SPARKLE
FLUTTERSHIT
PULLING HAIRITY
APPLEJACKOFF

>>31224469
No. Thats cheating. No being a brother. You must dress like a lady.

>>31224427
>implying you're a girl

>>31224427
>counts
>4, plus one, equals 5
>one more to make 6... which would have to be that Anon

HA

EXPOSED

NO GIRL LIKES MLP

PHONY!

Actually it's nice to know there are at least a few around.

>>31224499
>Rainbow Dicks

>>31224477
It's the only place you can actually talk about vidya. Monster Hunter is king of MLPG threads, though.

>>31224519
got that right niggah

>>31224330
No, but I would drop some spare change in her empty cup

>>31224519
Must. Draw. Pony. in. Kirin. Armor

>>31224534

...

>>31224405

>>31224561
who said anything about crossing it over

...

except for that guy
>>31224547

would you go to equestria to live as sweetie belle's sister on the condition that you also became a beautiful young unicorn woman

>>31223813
>D2 Fluttershy
Waitwhat waitwhat WAITWHAT.
Someone needs to link this. Now.

>you will never see Rainbow Dash physically abuse Scootaloo in the show

>>31224511
There's a few girls on the pony servers I usually play TF2 on.

>>31224563
Scootabuse General?

Alright since were discussing videa:
You have 10sec. to explain how a picture of the Fausticorn wearing a Professor Genki mask isn't awesome

>>31224588
Dude, he drew Fluttershy as Duriel. It was awesome.

>>31224511
At one point, almost all of our contributors were female.

>>31224580
>spanking someone with a wing

That doesn't seem very effective.

>>31224592
Yeah, they can't show that on kids cartoons. We' ve had the next best thing with Dash making Scootaloo pick up her trash for her.

>>31224601
well i, uh.
shit i can never do these
well i'm not sure if
FUCK

>>31224592
Mental abuse is much more satisfying

I liked the bonus Derpy letting her sister drown in the bobbing tub. Anybody else catch that?

I only have these images because I want to help Scoot in a paternal manner.

>>31224635
>abuse
>satisfying

Fucking 4chan.

>>31224648
I only have this image because I won the dubs roll

>>31224409
Just fucking do it.
Every day.
Just get past that starting barrier and even if it sucks push through.
Finish it, even if you hate it.
Keep doing it.
Write something every fucking day.

In fact, leave right now and don't come back till you've done something.
Here's a prompt: >twilight mishears something celestia says which leads here to believe she is very disappointed in her
>go
You don't have to show us, just fucking do it.

>>31224618
Which just fell a little flat.

>>31224405

Speaking of crossovers...
A particularly good fic of Prince Blueblood in a Groundhog Day scenario popped up recently. It's actually good.

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/11/story-best-night-ever.html#comments

>>31224095
I think theres some fanon that her abusive ex was a fork or something like that

>>31224601
Typical Ponibooru reaction to that:
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SUBWAY EDIT THAT?
<Pic related

>>31224648
There's something about Moophin's drawings, especially their faces, that I can't help but like.

>transformer dragons in ME3

>>31224659
In real life, abuse is a terrible terrible thing.

in fanart, it's probably someone's fetish.

>>31224693
>playing ME3

What even are you even doing even

>>31224680
err, that's drawing
writing is a little different...

>>31224684
Sometimes I wonder how much they've ended up cutting from the show for time.

There are several instances where it seems like they're going to go somewhere with something, and then they just drop it.

>>31224614
I'm glad they were all able to raise enough commision money to fund their sex changes. Especially Goggles he really needed it

>>31224692
I KNOW, they're pretty adorable.

In some ways I wish the show could be better-funded and have art direction like that, but, yaknow, not everyone loves PINCHABLE CHEEKS.

>>31224715
No, it's the same. You're just a lazy fuck.

>>31224693
wat
where?
sauce?

>>31224680
I SHALL

>>31224592
Oh, I am such a foolish foal... For I, Rainbow Dash, have physically abused someone who has looked up to me...

So, here are the things I learned this Episode:

-Rarity's parents are Midwestern stereotypes, and her father has his cutie mark in football. Ha.
-They probably live in Ponyville, since Sweetie and Rarity both seem to have attended the Ponyville elementary. Unless there's some serious school district gerrymandering going on in Equestria.
-The Writers haven't completely forgotten about AJ. She was dynamite in this episode. Shit, given how the character cenctriciy of this season has been going she might have two or three episodes down the road.
-The Apple family really enjoys hosting large competitive gauntlets on their property. Which makes sense, it's like that one Redneck family that got way too into wrestling you knew in high school and built their own ring. If this analogy holds, Applejack does Oxycontin.

>>31224715
How do you figure?
I think this can aptly apply to both...

>>31224715
it is?

>>31224710
I'm getting it. And no one can stop me!

>>31224716
Just like your fics, right?

>>31224762
For instance?

>>31224710

>>31224729
having practiced in both, writing is indeed somewhat different
practice makes perfect in both, but drawing can be a little more unconscious than writing. kind of like how you can sketch every day and you instinctively get better at it, but with writing, you have to consciously realize what you're doing right and wrong

all i'm saying is that there's a difference

>>31224743
>Character exhibits southern culture
>LOL THERE A REDNEK

Fucking 4chan, man...

>>31224770
Allllllllll of them.

>>31224770
For instance, all of them.

>>31224786
>inb4 thats not an example anon

>>31224692
>oh God
>not "Oh Celestia"

>>31224786
>>31224790

>wanted to make a point
>couldn't deliver the goods

Hey, that's kind of like what I'm talking about.

>>31224592
This episode feature the best ship.

>>31224776
I'm just waiting for an artist to get buttmad over this. I'm assuming you dont mean to imply that one is less than the other, but I just know there's some angry anon or contributor looking for a fight.

>>31224815
I like friendship as well.

>>31224808
>Implying they didn't convert to Christianity.

>>31224814
>wanted to make a point
>couldn't deliver the goods

Just like your fics, right?

I can't into comics yet.

>>31224778

Take a joke Stonewall Jackass. Union forever.

>>31224815
yes, sistership

>>31224823
oh god no, each is nightmarishly difficult, but in different ways

Think about cuddling a pony.

It will make you feel better.

>>31224840
But AJ and Rarity are not sisters!

>>31224815
Indeed it did.

Applejack is so good, and Rarity is so bad.

>>31224823
I don't think any artists, or writers, take Dinofag seriously.

He can't do either.

>>31224845
I like to think about ponys cuddling me

>>31224837
For a second there I thought this was Ross
no offense

>>31224845

the best part is imagining the audio

>>31224601
Well now that we have proven that this is indeed awesome: Why won't anyone draw it?

So who's ready for a Scootaloo episode?

>>31224828
>Cutie Mark Crusaders fighting Moors

>>31224845
Until you remember that it is an impossibility.

>>31224845
it won't
because they aren't real

>>31224829
Hmmm, naw.

I've had an awful lot of satisfied readers, anon.

>>31224856
WHHHYYYY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO GOOD, AND MAKE ME LOOK SO BAAAAAD?

I really hope we get a Scootaloo episode soon.
I love that little orange pony.

>>31224859
it's true, i never denied this

>>31224828
>"Uh, Mr. Christ? Your hand doesn't really need to go there. Just sayin'..."

>>31224837
Just steal comic layouts from other artists.

>>31224874
Nope.

>>31224874
I would enjoy an episode devoted to that orange CMC.

>>31224845

That DID make me feel better!
And then incredibly disappointed a moment later.

>>31224845

OH YEAH??? WELL I"LL PROVE Y-
...I'll prove you... wrong? Huh.

Actually, that -does- make me feel better. Ahh~

>>31224845
>you will never lose yourself in Pinkie Pie's fluffiness

>>31224875
Cutie Mark Crusaders, Crusaders!

Did I ever tell you the story about how I earned my cutie mark? I was cleansing the Holy Land at the time...

>>31224828
And this is how Jesus came to understand horses can be biters.

>>31224845

>>31224855
I knew that silly.
I never said that.

>>31224828
Fix'd

>>31224886
Twilight Sparkle is researching various jobs around Ponyville. She visits the chicken slaughterhouse

>>31224884
Aww yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

>>31224864
Say what you will about Ross, but he can really churn out the comics.

>>31224880

>awful lot

You do realize, that's just two neckbearded perverts circlejerking, don't you? Come on, stop being delusional.

>>31224875
And then the CMCs got into a Moors vs. Moops argument

>>31224144
Oh god! OH GOD! Thank you, anon. I would post this in pony form, but it doesn´t exist.

>>31224855
Indeed, we are not sisters. We are just friends. Even so, I idolize Rarity with all my heart!

>>31224945
You don't actually think that, do you anon?

>>31224923
>Befriend them all
>The Lord will know which are his.

>>31224968
There is something wrong here...

>>31224972
Please stop replying.

HORSE VAGINA

Scootaloo's gonna scoot.
Prove me wrong.

Think of a pony.

That pony is now Your sister for one day.

Wat do?

>>31224972
Please stop responding to him.

>>31225002
feels good man

>>31225002
FUCK YEAH

>>31224972
Of course not. It's actually just one neckbearded pervert. I lied to make you feel just a little better, sorry.

>>31224968
I smell a Spy.

>>31224982
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDyZf1rF_YU

>>31224953
It doesn't?

So I was listening to this album on repeat the other day and one of the songs stuck out, popped an idea for a fic into my head;

The song "Tres Brujas" is already storied with hero's quest type narrative... and the parallels to MLP are uncanny. Talking about meeting the three witches with the line
>The first is twilight, the second is night, and the third is the coming day
It's way too easy to translate that directly into Twilight, Luna, and Celestia. Had an idea for a semi-surrealist narrative where Snails parallels the events of the song in an epic quest, meeting the three guardians along the way as dicated by the rhyme... probably delivered by Zecora.

tl;dr: Doom Metal / Stoner Rock fantasy epic starring snails and Twilight, Luna, and Celestia as the three witches that guide him to his fate. Good idea or bad?

>>31225013
Party.

Did anything come out of the Sheep thing?

The cows seem to have roof and shelter as part of their contract, but the sheep don't seem as lucky.

>>31224953
yup it doesn;t

>>31225013
I thought of Mayer Mare.

This could be interesting.

>>31224828
>WE ARE THE CUTIE MARK WITCH HUNTERS

>Hey Zecora, we're trying out our ghost outfits for next year's Nightmare Night but some of them got stuck up a tree
>Could you pull that rope down with your neck
>Oh no, our cross caught on fire!

>>31225026
>start doing a thumbnail
>see this
>remembered there's a template
Sonofabitch.

>>31225039
i fucking lol'd at the sheep bit

>>31225024
Oh, whatever do you mean, a spy? My dear Applejack, are you sure you're feeling well? Maybe a trip to the spa would help you relieve... whatever it is that is troubling you, darling.

>>31225013
Hugs, Cuddles, and Cookies

Think of a pony.

Faceless is a butthead

How fucked are you?

>>31225013
Wacky antics.

>>31225013
Pinkie.

Avoid taking her drinking, because dat bitch is crazy.

>>31225013

Come on, sis. Let's go kick some ass and take some names.

>>31225013
My sister's in a wheelchair.

>crippled Pinkie Pie
>not sure if want

>>31225087
Yep, yer definitely a Spy. Or Rarity. Probably Rarity.

>>31225099
Let's just say

NO ONE HAS DRAWN PICNIC TIME CHEERILEE WHAT THE FUCK, THERE'S A TOY, IT'S CLEARLY CANON.

>>31225011
Where do i get desktop pones?

>>31225013
ONE.
DAY.

>>31225026
>>31225044
Oh dear god ! It´s as perfect as it gets unless a nuzzle is added, wich i don´t think can be done

6 days until the next episode...

... sigh

>>31225099
On a scale of 1 to fucked, I'd say it's a 1

guys I've discovered something amazing

I've gotten two girls from /co/ to talk to me, and what they had in common was that they both drew porn. Apparently this comes with a low-enough self-worth for them to actually spend time chatting with me

So that's the ticket, I need to cruise for females who draw porn. How do I find them?

>>31225130
>Sister in a wheelchair
>This is my fetish

>>31225166
>Your excitement from the previous episode didn't even last 24 hours.

I pity you.

>>31225132
Holy hell, someone saved something I drew

>>31225130
Let's have a party anon-kun!
>You live on the third story with no elevator.

Oh, I have some fireworks in the car, let me get them!
>She can't reach all the way to the back of the trunk.

Pinkie starts to cry, but she holds it in because she doesn't want to make you feel bad.

>>31225099
Hopefully really fucked, hard in my ass by that pony

>>31225111
>>31225111

Daaw, hello filly Pinkie Pie!
Would you like to come home with me?

>>31225175
... Hmm.

I just saw the Pinkie Prediction episode...it was a pretty thinly veiled metaphor for believing in God. Left a bad taste in my mouth.

>>31225172
Fur Affinity and Deviant Art.

>>31225172
art school

>>31225013
EAT PIE

>>31225172
How'd you find the first 2?...

>>31225131
Oh, now I am hurt! Why would you accuse me of doing such a foalish thing? Hmph!

>>31225204
oh boy here we go...
>unless troll

>>31225198
> chips
> a little greasy with a sheen

... Maybe Pinkie is a little unhygenic.

>Carrot Top's sister and Dinky

>>31225191
>not carrying her up the stairs

What the fuck kind of man are you?

>>31225220
by being a faggot

>>31225200
Don't you judge me.
Girls with no use of their lower body need dickings too.

>>31225172

Oh look, it's you again.

Just go to a bar, jesus.

Talking to women isn't hard. You already figured out that you just need to make them feel like they don't deserve you.

Or make a furaffinity account if you really want validation that badly.

Your levels of autism are disturbing.

>>31225239
So you don't think it was? What else could it possibly be?

>>31225184
Well to be fair, today's (yesterday
s?) wasn't the cream of the crop. I mean yeah, bit soon to be 'oh god I need my next hit' but it's no Luna Eclipsed.

>>31225191
this made me feel more sad than usual
fuck you

Filly pinkie would just look at cats doing dumb shit on my PC.

>>31225204
>Actually trying to find a religious metaphor in a kids show

Imagine if Rainbow Dash and Scootaloo participated in the sister competition.

>>31225247
Thats a great way to meet ladies

>>31225252
have you done anything involving starship troopers yet

cause if not

do it

>>31225252
GLITTER GLUE
YOU'RE ALIVE
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

>>31225204

>>31225187
I'm the patron saint of Cheerilee art.

I have to have it all.

Everything. Even scribbles.

>>31225281
They would be disqualified
for being gay

>>31225280
Tons of kids shows have religious metaphors.

>>31225272
I can't go to a bar

I can't drink with my meds