Best sister.

Poni should war poni

Just screencapped this.

Scootaloo is the best adopted sister.

>>31213987
Need a vector for this. Sweetie is getting the best outfits, vampire one was fucking neat. It's only natural when your sister is a designer, I guess.

Man I love Rarity and Applejack interacting

I really wish they did that more

I think the other thread is too far in.

>>31213987
...and she still wants to be a fashion designer, huh?

>>31214062
Maybe episode 9 will save us!

>>31214076

Hey, now >>31214054

She looks adorable.

>>31213987
Good to see Sweetie supporting Gondor. They could use the support.

>>31214112
I hope so. Maybe she'll be useful for once. Or just loved.

>>31214154
Gondor is the new capital of the ponies.
Im sure Applejack and Faramir will get along.

>>31214154
Well, Canterlot IS Minas Tirith

Am I the only one who wants to lick Applejack's saddle after a long day of apple bucking?

>>31214245
So who are the Horse Lords?

>>31214293
But she bucks naked...

>>31214308
The ponies from manehattan.

>>31214324
I know!
Who could get turned on with that?

Pony threads are dead or something?

>>31214369
Naked ponies are not arousing, it's their normal state. Dressed ponies, however...

the OPs pic just made my day.

holy shit, op is not a faggot, someone let derpy do science with twilight again

>>31214411
They're all over here:
>>31208243
>>31208243
>>31208243

So, how big is Sweet Apple Acres? Giant apple farm, corn, grapes, sheep, cows, pretty much everything you need to monopolise a shithole like Ponyville.

>i wish "Story of the blanks" was cannon

>>31213814

>derpy and dinky are dead now

And there was much rejoicing

Has anybody figured out what the cutie Mark is for Rarity's father? I can't make out what it is.

>>31214873
It's three footballs. American footballs.

Thread's over here, guys:
>>31214773

>>31214661
Why? I liked it, but it wasn't that good.

GED DEMMIT SWEATY BALLS

So the reason why Pinkie wasn't in the show was that she actually returned to tje Rock Farm and asked her parents if she could take her new foal sister to the race.
But they didn't accept, because "Fun not allowed".

Pinkie returned to Ponyville and cried all night.

>>31214948
>>31214661
I am intrigued.

>>31214062
They seem to have a mutual understanding and respect for each other, despite their differences.

it makes for an interesting dynamic.

WHO TOUCHED MY BOOZE

Alright, I think the other thread is migrating here now.

>>31216941
WAHAHA~

We have all the booze!

>>31216687
Afro Dynamite
Coal Train
Delirious Sugarcane
Malt Liqueur

>>31216941
OPPP isn't a parent anymore. She is a sister.

OPSP

>>31216890
>You're afraid to touch raw cake batter!
I... I am not, Pinkie Pie! Why... in fact... Remember that time where I got myself covered in... in... MUD?

>dat straight mane Rarity

>>31216866
>Afro Dynamite
>Coal-Train
>Delirious Sugarcane
The thing is those are all pony names. This guy's a zebra, and Zecora isn't named for something. She's not "Rhyme Mohawk" or "Bubble Brew" or "Mama Loa".
Actually that last one would be okay but you get what I'm saying

>>31216876

Funny you say that, because my sister hates cartoons, so I wouldn't even consider talking to her about MLP. On the other hand, my brother-in-law watches about as much cartoons as I do, and I have a friend he introduced me to that is a /co/mrade (although, when I sprung the topic of the pony fandom on him back in May, he made it pretty apparent that his feelings are... less than positive, shall we say).

I have considered suggesting it to my cousin, though. I talk to her about cartoons all the time over facebook.

Quickfic requested last thread:
>>31215755 Pone
>>31215745 Mother
>>31215741 Cute

As soon as the competition ended, Dinky the unicorn ran up the bleachers to her mother. "Didja see us? Didja? Didja?" she asked, grinning like her face would split.

Derpy grabbed her daughter and swung her around. "Butter and excellence, the cute badgers sing!"

Violet Spring trotted over. She stopped next to the bleachers, and nervously rubbed one forehoof against the other. "Hey, Miz Hooves?" she said, "I know Dinky and I aren't real sisters, but, um, thanks for letting us compete together."

"Kumquat and the entrance," said Derpy, nodding.

"I mean," said Violet suddenly, quickly, as if she'd been holding the words back for too long, "I've never had a little sister, and when they put Dinky in my foster home I was so happy there was another unicorn there, but she was just so sad, and she missed her mother so much."

Derpy looked at Violet (and a tree to the left), intrigued.

"And when she got to go home, she was so happy, but then I was sad, because I didn't have a sister anymore." Violet looked down at the ground, and sniffled. "Or a real mother."

A hoof on Violet's neck made her look back up. "I'll always be your sister, Violet," said Dinky, softly.

>>31216978
>dat happy hopping

>>31217041

Just call him bubba then, fuck

or just draw some more

does a hoofjob count as a handjob or a footjob

>>31216978
>that feel when you are editing the raw of that gif on your Photoshop and suddenly it's posted by someone else

>>31217119
depends if front hoof or back hoof

>>31217119
It counts as a fondjob.

>>31217077
>retard derpy
now do it again with a derpy we actually like

>>31217077
>writes Derpy as a gobbering retard

>>31213977
>You will never rescue a tiny, scared Applebloom and protect her from the war, only to loose her to a land mine after its all over

>>31217041
Then I revert to my original suggestion of "CJ".

>>31217041
Or you could leave him as nameless plot device and leave it at that. It's not like porn needs a cohesive story anyway.

>>31214062
Hell, I love Applejack interacting with other characters in general.

A cool big sister, one of the best friends you could ever ask for, one of the more positive personalities, and the most grounded in more humanistic (in a manner of speaking) sense-smarts. She's a nice contrast to Twilight's logical book-smarts when she isn't playing the opposite to Rainbow or Rarity, so I wouldn't mind seeing this expanded upon.

>>31217132
I know that feel.

>>31217041

Name him the African term for penis.

>>31217152
Not a gobbering retard, or they wouldn't be talking to her like this. There's an actual syndrome where people can't form sentences properly; one of my favorite Derpy explanations uses it as the excuse, and has her as a very eloquent writer.

>>31217041

I'd say draw more of him, flesh out his character a bit before you name him.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=xsMgwPSxPgM#!

a browser extension that replaces normal words with "every(divided)pony" and such? this is rediculous.

>>31217168
applejack's INT may be nothing fancy but she has fucking aced her WIS and CHA scores

>>31217077
>Derpy doesn't make any sense
I'm not sure how to feel about this.

>>31217168
And once again, Applejack proves that every situation can be explained with apples

>>31217150

or drop derpy entirely and write something featuring the great and HNNNGable Cloud Kicker

>>31217190
logorrhea?

>>31217041

Name him Ice Pack.
Because he soothes the heat.

>>31217183

You... You do know the continent of Africa houses probably about a thousand languages and dialects, right?

>>31217236

voting for this

>>31217168

So basically what you're saying is Applejack is best pony.

>>31217041

Name him Zigolo.

>>31217239
Pfft. I bet you speak European.

QUICK GUYS GIVE ME SOME FUCKING REQUEST TO DRAW

>>31217181
O rly?

>>31217183
Man Dingo

So many wonderful scrunchy faces in today's episode.

Last words, anyone? It worked really well a while ago.

Pinkie Pie: What if life is just a big party? What if there's an even BIGGER one afterwards?

>>31214593
Applejack and her family are stinkin' rich. They're not exactly roughin' it out there. Makes you wonder why she needed that money so badly from the Grand Galloping Gala.

>>31217217
Apples are wisdom.

>>31217259
Yes.

>>31217190
>Derpy grabbed her daughter and swung her around. "Butter and excellence, the cute badgers sing!"

I don't care the excuse, if you were talking like that you'd still be a gobbering retard, regardless if you tell me its some silly syndrome.

>>31217263
Rule 63 Big Mac!

>>31217018
>>31217038
I have a feeling that after this episode Rarity is going to be hysterically afraid of getting wet, dirty, muddy, or unclean again.

Such is life in a Slice of Life show with no character development.

>>31217190
word salad, it's called broca's aphasia

>>31217239

Dude I don't know jack shit about Africa.

>>31217217
>"Applejack! I'm pregnant and the father wants nothing to do with me or the baby! What should I do?!?!"

>"Hmm....well you see, an unwanted pregnancy is a lot like apple cores! The seeds are full of arsenic."

>>31217263
SWEETIE BELLE HOPPING BETWEEN LAVA IN THE ROCKS.

>>31217263
sweetie belle shitting all over rarity and telling her that she needs to be extra dirty

>>31216781
Pinkie: Mother, Father there's an awesome sisters race tomorrow in Ponyville and I was hoping that you'd let me race with the new sister.
Father: mmmm
Mother: Pinkamena Diane Pie you are not welcome in this farm. Please go away!
Pinkie tries to hold her tears while running away from the farm
New sister: Who was that stranger sisters?
Inky and Blinky: (At the same time) A very happy pony

>>31217263

Cloud Kicker doing something klutzy

But what about all the brothers?

>>31214062

i know what you mean.

my favourite episode is possibly "watch where you sleep" - it's not even a great episode.

>>31217041
Shaft.

>>31217236
And you'll need one when hes finished!

>>31217239

Wasn't the original plan for Zecora to have her actually speaking Swahili in the portions of the episode that she was making the brew? Name him the Swahili word for penis. Even better if you can get Swahili slang and go for something vulgar and funny like their equivalent to "One-Eyed Trouser Snake"

>>31217317
Faggot.

>>31217263
Rarity's dad meeting Blueblood
>I say you're a fine upstanding stallion, my boy! I can't wait for you to meet my daughter!

>>31217325
>males

Snips and Snails are the last male ponies born in Equestria

>>31217325

its a matriarchy, they are shit out of luck. Maybe they just hang out at home and play board games

>>31217276
Applejack: Good bye everypone, there are some trees in Heaven that need some bucking

>>31217333
voting on this

>>31217259
If not the best, then the most respectable as an individual. As a whole, I enjoy all of the main characters.

>>31217263
Sweetie Belle driving a bus that is on fire.

>>31217273

THIS NIGGER.

RIGHT HERE.

>>31217304

Way to be a cynical fag.

And getting dirty for her sister != love getting dirty.

>>31217329
True, it's probably the worst episode of the series after the owl one, but there's just something about Applejack and Rarity.

>>31217041
Name him Glitter Glue, and then make him have babbies with all of the main cast.

>>31217358
Applejack alternative Apples Apples Apples Apples Apples Apples Apples Apples Apples

>>31217041

Okonkwo.

>>31217259
AJ is very equal to Twilight and Fluttershy on my best ponies list.
Usually I don't hold favorites, but if half of the main cast had to go...

>>31217287

Loan sharks.

Ma and Pa Apple are pretty bad gamblers, and half the time all of the money is going to paying off their debts. If not, well... There's a reason why Granny Smith needs a new hip.

>>31217386
How about no.

>>31217329
whats project freelancer?

also look before you sleep

>>31217377

everyone on 4chan is cynical

idealism is for kids

>>31217399

Fuck I hated that book.

>>31217391
Not enough apples, thats not Applejack.

>>31217425
Not cynicism, realism

>>31217351
They're the best duo

>>31217205
And Str, and Con, and Dex (seriously, she's like fucking pony batman: no powers but somehow on par with supers).

>>31217379

>worst episode
>watch where you sleep

that's not how you spell boast busters.

>>31217445
As I said, cynicism.

>>31217432

Why? It was a good book. Sad, but good.

>>31217453

>she's like fucking pony batman

In two weeks she will be pony Batman.

any good rage caps of ponychan over fan con yet

>>31217445
I'd say it's quite idealistic of you to consider your cynicism realistic...

>>31217351
Once the females realized they could impregnate other females the male subspecies was slowly phased out.

>Man Dingo
>Shaft
>Ice Pack
>Zigolo
All great ideas. I'll think it over. Meanwhile, requests: who should he pay a visit to next?

>>31217419

... i paraphrased.

red vs blue refrence.

>>31217299
Well why the fuck not.

>>31217315
COMING RIGHT UP

>>31217317
FUCK YOURSELF

>>31217323
ARRITE

>>31217453
Her STR is looking less and less impressive as the series goes on. Certainly above average, though.

>>31217459

>watch where you sleep

Look before you sleep, bro.

>>31217496
I dont think she is the masked mare but might b cool.

>>31217510
Applejack.

>>31217510
Oh Jesus fuck what is that hellspawn.

>>31217516
>implying you'll deliver

>>31217510
Raritys mom

Rarity present being optional

>>31217377

If anything, she still seems to hate it a lot. While she handled the mud dip pretty well, her post-race reaction was pretty much "ALRIGHT, TIME TO GO TO THE SPA" and her moment in the rain in mud had her with this look that just screamed "I'm only doing this because I love you, Sweetie Belle"

>>31217459
>Trixie's episode
>worst episode

>>31217510
Applejack

>>31217510
Cheerilee!

Which is scarier: Pinkie Pie becoming the ruler of Equestria or her becoming a Unicorn?

>>31217496
She'd better be the masked mare.

>>31217555
Becoming ruler, duh

>>31217544
I want to see Rarity dragging Applejack to the spa.

/r/ing angel bunny wearing a jockey outfit!

>>31217541
>porn of Rarity's yooper mom

That gave me an anti boner.

>>31217541

This sounds good to me.

>>31217077

Your derpy is fucking horrible.

>>31217555
Same
If she becomes the ruler then she'd become a royal pony, wings and horn.
But then, pinkie never needed wings to fly, so that's a moot point

>>31217501
last time there wasnt any.

but there was a large 'mourning' thread over destroyed fanon.

fucksake
>>31217513
im a renowned plebeian so i wouldnt know

>>31217548

we aren't allowed to like trixie

liking trixie makes you a faggot here

>>31217276
Rainbow Dash:
>She becomes one with the Speed Force.

Which is scarier: Pinkie-Pie becoming ruler of Cybertron or her becoming Unicron?

>>31217276
Fluttershy: Oh Angel please hold me!
My Celestia I'm so cold; please I don't wanna die.
I'm scared.

>ausfag
>wake up this morning
>little sisters run in my room telling me cartoon network finally has ponies
>go have a look
>sure enough, boast busters is on tommorrow morning at 5AM CST
>5AM
>my face quand

fucking hell cartoon network. you can't have this show interfere with your 6 year "annoying snarky hero" agenda, can you?

Hey, um. I heard there was a new episode.

Any good rips out there, I need my fix man!

Goddammit get off me, I don't want fucking Lesson Zero dammit I need the good stuff!

>>31217576
>Take note of idea for tomorrow
>Meanwhile, somebody with actual skill draws it
>And I'm out of ideas again

>>31217198
What's worse is that it has like 500 million fucking likes.

People actually want this shit?

>>31217621
Wait, what? She's not Unicron?

>>31217632
YouTube that shit, it's up in 1080

>>31217637
Learn to steel like an artist. Theres no such thing as originality

>>31217548

Considering she was basically the pony version of Peggy Hill, yeah, I'd say it was a p terrible episode on principle alone.

Not the worst though. That title is reserved for Show Stoppers.

>>31217205

Awsome.

>>31217612
Well paint me blue and call me Rainbow Dash, I'm a faggot then

>>31217631
>not setting up a MLP showing whenever your sisters want
>Worst. Brother. Ever.

From your friendly neighborhood Anonymous.

>>31217637
No one has drawn Cheerilee having a picnic, despite the fact that it has been DAYS since that toy set came out.

It's the only toy that got /co/'s approval!

>Picnic time Cheerilee

>>31217673
Rainbow Dash is cyan, not blue

>>31217666
>the pony version of Peggy Hill

i dont get it

>>31217674
It's like he learned nothing from this episode.

>>31217637
Do it now!

>>31217621
Unocron is ok

She'd only eat planets that resembled cakes and stuff

>>31217666
>Show Stoppers
>worse than Owl's Well That Ends Well

>>31217518
Are you forgetting the Fall Weather Friends? One hoof, she breaks the fucking strength tester AT BOTH ENDS.

>>31217688

too fucking long

did not read

So... Applejack went from worst pony to best pony in one episode?

>>31217718
I would but I have no paper or tablet.

>>31217666
That's a bit harsh, Satan.

I liked Show Stoppers -- all of it -- except the fucking awful song.

>>31217673

well, in these parts you can get called a faggot for pretty much anything

so I guess I'll be a faggot too

>>31217732
She loses an arm wrestling match to Dash.

>>31217688
tl;dr

I've already watched Inception

>>31217712

Substitute Spanish for magic.

>>31217673
>>31217699
You got that right, Darling.

>>31217747
AJ was always best.

>>31217666
>trixie
>Pony Peggy Hill
Fuck!

>>31217754
I remeber but I think that was just a plot device, i dont see how Dash can be stronger than her.

I'm not a brony, just an anon who enjoys watching the show each week. I don't normally post in these things, but I just wanted to say that this is the first episode in a long time that I didn't enjoy. I felt that everything between Sweetie Bell leaving and the Sisterhooves Social just dragged on way too long without being particularly entertaining.

>DAT SWEETIE BELL DRAWING
>THAT PLOT TWIST

Of course, I never paid attention to eye color so yeah.

Overall... I wish it was longer so that they could put in a song

>>31217688
There's a tl;dr at the bottom.
It is actually a very good read though, I definitely recommend taking the time to read it.

>Not the original poster of this, and I'm not sure if the original poster is in the thread or not.

>>31213987
Wait a minute: Is that a TROLL symbol?

I liked the Bonus Derpy Letting Her Sister Drown.

>>31217747
>being a faggot
>in 2011

ishygddt

>>31217766
>or, as our magic friends say: arba cadavre

>Season 2 already has the same amount of scrunchy face caps as season 1 more or less did
>by episode 5

Ya'll niggas best be ready for a whole lotta scrunch.

>>31217790
At least we only had one episode of Pony Peggy Hill... Right guys? Right!?

>>31217732
And proceeds to lose an arm-wrestling contest.

>>31217747

She's always been best pony. Unfortunately, some people just didn't see that until this episode.

>>31217754
> You don't need strong forelegs in order to penetrate that sound barrier.

>>31217674

sir, do retract that post.

they sat up with me until 11:30pm last night and watched the new episode with me.
i have gotten them all the pony toys.
i am getting them celestia, luna and a DVD or something with ALL the episodes for christmas.

>>31217754
But she was evenly matched with Dash in Ticket Master in that same kind of contest.

Even without taking this into consideration, it's not hard to compromise: Dash has better foreleg strength, and Applejack has better hind leg strength.

>>31217801

>look at the bottom
>it's some fag writing an essay about a fucking fandom while trying to sound deep

Holy shit, let me laugh some more.

Get this shit out of here.

>>31217747

No, I'm pretty sure she's still the worst pony.

>>31217798
Not crazy enough?
The past two were kinda burning me out.

>>31217817
Being called a faggot on fourchan is like getting called a dude in real life.

>>31217706

>>31217576

DRAWFAGS!!

>>31214308
*cough*
Lord of Horsey Time, actually.

>>31217848
And I thought Terse was a blowhard

>>31217831
unfortunately, I think she was confirmed to return in Season 2 at some point. Possibly Gilda too.

given how applejacks never shown to use any kind of strength near breaking that tester again it seems more like a fluke now than anything

like a rigged carnival game

but applejack would never cheat

>>31217869
Told you guys she wasn't retarded.

>>31217873
>>31217598

Oh god its contagious!

>>31217894

nope. never happened.

not even in a fanboy's wettest dream.

>>31217899
>Deleted
Now we may never know.

>>31217913
I don't know what you m-

>>31217899
>he wrote that part like that only because you said she could write.

>>31217150
>>31217152
>>31217214
>>31217593
(You people have no faith. Also, Notepad word-wrap sucks.)

A hoof on Violet's neck made her look back up. "I'll always be your sister, Violet," said Dinky, softly.

"Thanks," said Violet, and hugged Dinky. Their hug was so full of joy that they didn't even hear the sound of pencil on paper.

Derpy held a notepad between her hooves, and had a pencil in her mouth. She was scribbling furiously. Frustration creased her brow as she tore the page from the pad and crumpled it up. Then she continued.

"Hey all y'all!" shouted Applejack, "Git'cher cornbread an' beans, compliments of Sweet Apple Acres!"

Dinky and Violet made a mad dash for the food. The pie eating portion of the contest completely slipped their minds until they'd eaten a good portion of the free food.

"Hey Dinky, how'ya like your corn pone?" asked Apple Bloom, walking past in her apron and serving hat. "I helped make th'beans."

"Dee-lish!" said Dinky, licking her lips.

"Ditto here!" said Violet, then finished her meal.

"Good t'hear it. Oh, hi, Miz Hooves." Apple Bloom turned and headed to another table to inquire about the other guests' dining experience.

Violet and Dinky scooted over to make room, but it wasn't a plate of refreshments Derpy held. Instead, she placed a single piece of paper on the table.

>>31217747

>implying Applejack was ever worst pony

>>31217833
That makes no sense, but you're right, I'd forgotten that.

I don't know how much of arm wrestling is raw strength vs. technique though.

>>31217299
Here you go Sir. Enjoy!

Rarijack is the best ship.

>>31217717
>>31217674

AHEM-HEM.

>>31217842

>>31217979
>dat filename

I like it. Thank you.

>>31217831
unfortunately, I think she was confirmed to return in Season 2 at some point. Possibly Gilda too.

Randomly, what guest voice actors would you want to see in future episodes of MLP and what roles would they play?
For me I'd like to see:

George Takei as Rainbow Dash's old Karate master

Christopher Lee as a mad human king who seeks to round up all the Unicorns because he's Christopher motherfucking Lee!

Patrick Stewart voicing Twilight's dad, just to get more Star Trek voices involved, plus the guy loves to act.

Weird Al as someone, anyone, possibly related to Pinkie.

>>31217747

Dude, have you not realized yet that all the ponies are best pony whenever a new episode is out.

>>31217979
Many things, I apologize.

Thank you greatly, kind sir.

>>31217963
>implying worst pony even matters
it's like saying worst orgasm
or worst lottery winning

>>31217897

Not sure if troll, but... When has Applejack needed to use that much destructive strength? It just shows she's able to control her strength, not that it was just a fluke.

>>31217979
Where's her neck brace how is she still alive?

>>31217979
Gender Swap fetish is the best fetish.

Much better then diaper fetishes or dickgirls so there's not much to complain about.

>>31217972
front leg vs hind leg strength.

>>31217833
Dash SHOULD have higher STR than AJ. It would be fucking unfair if she didn't.

AJ has demonstrably higher CHA and WIS than Dash -- more than slightly significant amounts.

If Dash wasn't stronger than AJ, what would Dash have to say for herself? "Oh, AJ makes me look like shit every way you look at it"?

Nah. It's a kid show. It has to even out. Dash is definitely strongest, because AJ has other strengths.

>>31217790
>Derpy's Ultimate Form

More like Derpy Plays TF2.

>>31217897

For what it's worth, she's also got pretty good strength seen in the Apple-bucking episode and Look Before You Sleep. It's just more that ponies don't usually need to use much in the way of strength. Most pony events seem to be a mix of DEX and CHA, will a little INT.

>>31217913

>>31217790
Why is cross dressing soarin' look so funny?

>>31217922
ah.
>>31218015
god dammit, I thought that first one didn't go through.

>>31217913

>>31218056
NO! NOT HER TOO!

>>31217979

I can think of a lot of fetishes that are worse than gender swap.

I mean a lot.

>>31217842
>they sat up with me until 11:30pm last night and watched the new episode with me.
not caring about your sisters sleep. a good night's sleep is very important at younger ages
>i have gotten them all the pony toys.
even the bad ones...
>i am getting them celestia, luna and a DVD or something with ALL the episodes for christmas.
DVD? really? they're not worth getting the bluray?

>>31218056

horror of horrors!

>>31218015
>Patrick Stewart voicing Twilight's dad,

Thanks for depressing me knowing this will never happen

This episode was great! I love seeing Rarity and Applejack interact.

>>31218015
Weird Al.
I will not die before he VA's something on the show.

>>31218010
>>31218020
Haha, you're welcome guys.

>>31218031
MAGIC.

>>31218033
Can't argue with that.

>>31218100
I was going to call you Slowpoke but your shop is better

>>31218101
Oh no FS! What's that on your face?!

>>31217972

It's pretty much all strength.

Unless it's this of course.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GG9fbQDhU_w&t=4m13s

>>31218020

He's lying, he hates it.

>>31218104
>implying there are

Please, incest scat gore furry porn looks like the missionary position compared to gender swap.

>>31218042
Nah, see AJ is a balanced well thought out character, with a slight focus on STR, CON, WIS and CHA.

Rainbow Dash is the munchkin who puts all their points into DEX and then takes feats to get +DEX to athletics tests

>>31218015
Hell, lets bring the whole dang Star Trek cast!

>>31218042
As Rarity put it,
>Applejack, why do you have to be so good and make me look so bad?

>>31218151
fetish fight!

That's it, I know who the official sickest fuck in this fandom is.

>>31218142

DON'T YOU DARE DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE

>>31218171
Michael Dorn NEEDS to be on this show.

Applejack only has above-average strength, but took Power Attack and Improved Critical (Unarmed). Rainbow Dash went heavier into the mobility feats.

>>31218171

Why not? It worked for Gargoyles!

>>31218171
>episode with Shatner and Nimoy
ALL MY FANDOM!!!!

>>31218015
>King Haggard knockoff in MLP.
All of my money. Every fucking cent!

>>31218105

it was saturday night. they're fine.

the ones based on this series. they're cheap and plastic. they love them.

>implying australia will sell the dvd/blue ray of this in the next 4 years

>>31218108

>>31218167
So Rainbow Dash is for speedrunners and Applejack is for newbies?

Makes sense.

>>31218192
Terse? Rose? Squeak? Tess?

>>31218171
Now that I think about it, Jonathan Franks might make a better voice for Twilight's Dad.

I want to see Patrick Stuart as Celetia's Captain of the Guard.

>>31218147
>>31218147
what the actual fuck

>>31218033
I'm not saying anything about genderswapping but don't you insult my fut-
I'm going to hang myself now

>>31218167

This. She also has a fairly decent amount in STR, but her INT and WIS are NOTHING, and her CHA and CON are only around the standard pony levels.

>>31218198
That reminds me, who was the VA for the buffalo chief? He sounds so familiar

>Go to /co/

>Top thread on page 0 is about how everyone is sick of zombie apocalypse stories.

>Second thread is MLP general with a zombie apocalypse image OP image.

>>31217790

Woah Derpy plays tf2?

>>31218219
FUCK was just about to post mine...

>>31218042

RD is NOT stronger than AJ.

She won one arm contest, has never performed a feat of considerable strength.

Applejack is just better at controlling her raw power.

She wouldn't want to break her friends by accident.

>>31218104
'Twas a joke, of course. Besides, after all the scootabuse and scat vore fetish porn I've seen I'm not surprised at anything.

>>31218235

He should.


METAL BOXES! THE COWARDS HIDE IN METAL BOOOXXXEES[/SPOILER]

y is tinepone bestpone

>>31218223
Hell, it worked for Dune!

Rainbow Dash won the arm wrestle because she used one of her daily barbarian rages.

Are we going to see Applejack in every episode instead of Twilight?

win

>>31218259
oh god no

>>31218015
Twilight's Dad: So, in my film, I play a colt who controls the world with his mind.
Twilight: Right. That's interesting.
Twilight's Dad: For instance, I'm walking along, and I see this beautiful mare, and I think I'd like to see her naked, and so all her clothes fall off.
Twilight: All her clothes fall off?
Twilight's Dad: Mmm. Yes. And she's scrabbling around to get them back on again, but even before she can get her reins on, I've seen everything. I've seen it all.
Twilight: Ok... So, comedy, is it?
Twilight's Dad: No. It's about what would happen if these things were possible.
Twilight: What's the story though?
Twilight's Dad: Well, I do other stuff, like I'm trotting in the park, and this policemare says, "Oi! You can't trot on the grass." And I go, "Oh no?", and her uniform falls off, and she goes "Aaaah!", and she's trying to cover up, but I've seen everything anyway, and I trot off. On the grass.
Twilight: So, it's mainly you going around seeing filly's teats?
Twilight's Dad: Mainly. And I do other stuff. Like I go to the Wonderbolt World Finals and it's Equestria vs. Griffondor. And I wish I were playing and suddenly I am! And I score the winning goal. They carry me into the dressing room, and there's Soarin and Spitfire and then Sapphire Shores walks in and --
Twilight: Her clothes fall off?'
Twilight's Dad: Instantly.
Twilight: Sure.

>>31218185
I CHOOSE YOU, FUTANAMON

>>31218235
Scott McNeil.

He's also Caramel and Rover.

Among other voices.

>>31218131
I think he'd remind me too much of when atrick Stewart played the Great Prince in Bambi 2. It was one of the much better sequels and Stewart did a phenomenal job.

>all these D&D attribute analogues

>>31218192

For all you know, I could be the sickest fuck in here, and just really good at hiding it.

I mean I never have said anything about my fetishes. And I never plan to.

>>31218259

SPESS MARHINES

TODAY THE ENEMEH IS AT OWH DOARH!

>>31218235
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PM1JoYTXkC0

>>31218254
she nuked a barn that aj couldnt buck down

>>31217941
Violet and Dinky leaned over the table and read the piece of paper.

>>31218275
Maybe if they wrote more AJ instead of RD...
I'm not sure if I'd be willing to replace Twi.
>>31218286
Hey! That's MY fetish!

>>31218203
That reminds me:
Keith David, possibly as a dragon, a Griffon, or an evil counterpart to Zecora who's friendship is with those on the other side.

>>31218325
Bucking it down would mean being inside of it. And the nuke was speed-based, not strength-based.

>>31218288
>missing the most important Scott McNeil work
See:
>>31218315

>>31218309

THE COWARDS! THE FOOLS!

>>31218295
>Bambi 2

Never saw it. The last non-Pixar Disney sequel I didn't outright hate was the second Lion King.

>>31218305
Face it, there are a lot of fa/tg/uys here who can't talk about this shit in /tg/. It's a ban-on-sight offense, there. Odd how xeno isn't.

>>31218325

That doesn't count unless it's like DBZ where your ki blasts equate to your physical strength.

I can't find the new episode on youtube... Unless it didn't come out today? Please help, I'm not autismal enough to keep track of when the new episodes air...

>>31218325
But what would happen if Applejacks buck and Rainbow Dashs rainbow nuke would collide?

>>31218350
I was just listing the voices I knew about on MLP: FiM

>>31218358
>that feel when you have a 5-day /tg/ ban for pic related

>>31218373
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7cV9hFsEFY&feature=channel_video_title

720p Best one I've found so far

Not like I'm looking all that hard

>>31218378
nuke trumps buck

>>31218378
Powerman 5000 would be relevant again.

>>31218259
If the Royal Guards ever get voiced they should have Commander Boreale

WE ARE THE ROHAL GURD, WE ARE THE EMPRESSES FURY.

>>31218373
Dereyugo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ok1rn5TP-Ws&hd=1

Hey bronies, I'm just curious: do your parents know your gay?

>>31218373
If only it was posted in the OP...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ok1rn5TP-Ws&hd=1

>>31218358
People don't react nearly as bad to xeno as they do to pony. It's a shame, but that's life.

Oh, and /tg/'s mod has a hateboner for it. It's personal.

>>31218296
You heartless!

>>31218410
Our gay? Our gay what?

>>31218249

>>31218325

Or maybe AJ just Tom Sawyer'd her into doing it. Ever stop to consider that?

>>31218325
You know how long it would take to tear down a building with nothing but raw tools and your bare hands?

Applejack needed that plot of land as fast as possible, and the fastest, most efficient way to get rid of something is blowing it up. Hence, why she hired her volatile, destructive best friend.

AJ and the manwhorse

4 down, 2 to go

>>31218410
But I'm bisexual...

so i found this...

>>31218397
>>31218409
>>31218412

Ha ha! Time to watch all three at once!

>>31218356
THE PONIES HIDE IN THEIR METAL BAWKSES!

WE...WE SHOULD TAKE AWAY THEIR METAL BAWKXES!

>>31218410

>bronies

go out thread

>>31218357
It's actually very good. And ridiculously cute. Not as good as the original, though.
I recommend it

>>31218437
How many different franchises does this merge?

>>31218436
I am now mildly awkward.

>>31218325

1) Bucking would be a slower process

2) Raibow's body is resiliant to damage due to the high speeds it can endure

3) She nuked the barn through the concusive blast of a focalized Sonic Rainboom.

Nothing to do with raw strenght.

>>31218440

>>31218397
>>31218409
>>31218412
Thank all you and so forth, I've got it now.

>>31218394
I could totally imagine Azariah's Speech in Luna's voice.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbmDLVFAaec

>>31218378
They both surrender.

>>31218349
>>31218429
oh so suddenly shes too weak to just kick the thing over
backpedal much

>>31218426
>Applejack
>Honnesty

Nope.

>>31218462
We still get to be Unichums, right?

>>31218356

IF WE DIE, WE DIE HEROES DEFFS, BUT NOH, IT WILL BE THE ENEMEH WHO TASTEHS DEFF AND DEFEET

>>31218432
So who do you hear the Manwhorse as, Glitter?

Morgan Freeman? James Earl Jones? Samuel L. Jackson?

>>31218468
>sequel not as good as the original
It never is.
Well except for a fair number of movies, but whatevs.

>>31218489
No one ever said anything about tearing down a building in one kick.

You're picking apart arguments that were never made.

>>31218358

I am pretty sure even if ponies had some super amazing tabletop system that blew everything away and was totally awesome they would still be ban on sight in /tg/ regardless

>>31218491
>implying Applejack isn't Honesty

Bitch she has an ELEMENT

>>31218492
we MIGHT be /co/lts...
but really, we're just ponyfags

>>31218432

Fluttershy next.

These are all great by the way. You have such a knack for interpreting a character.

>>31218492

No.
No fucking names.

>>31218426

>>31218432
Thank you, Glitter Glue. Cute how applejack's so friendly and familiar with the guy. You'd almost think that under different circumstances the two might genuinely be going out.
Also, I'm imagining the guy being voiced by Keith David.

>>31218410
I'm not even gay.
And I am highly uncomfortable speaking about it.
Don't ask, don't tell.

Does anyone have the picture of Scratch going "Oh My Gawsh" or such. I've looked on Ponibooru and my own folders to no avail.

>>31218432
He provides a critical service. Do Fluttershy next!

>>31218492

Unichum makes me think Pesterchum and that is one crossover I do not need

>>31218552

>>31218545
OH, It's on now.

>>31218410
>your gay
i'm not in the possession of any gay at the moment

>>31218497
CODEX ASTARTES CALLS THIS MANEUVER STEEL RAIHN

>>31218491

What if she's so honest that she knows how to lie without really lying.

>>31218517
These are Disney sequels...

Almost never the original writers and animators. Sometimes not even the original voice talent.

And in the case of Bambi it's being made decades later. The bar's set pretty low.

>>31218551
it's not gay if you cum in your own mouth once and a while, chill out bro

>>31218582

>>31218545
>mfw faceless ponies
>mfw I have a face

>>31218540
But . . .but unichums sound so plucky . . .

>>31218446

>BONUS ROUND

WHAT HAVE YOU LEARNED ABOUT FRIENDSHIP TODAY, MY STAR PUPIL?

>>31218538
>>31218558

Man, if Twilight was awkward.....

>>31218590
as in, just hiding the truth instead of distorting it?

>>31218577

>WHITE
>BACK
>GROUND

>>31218410
No because I'm not.
While I can appreciate another man's attractiveness or other appealing qualities, I'm not interested in any way like that.

>>31218593
And it's still pretty fucking good.
The characters are written very similar to the original. It's a lot more chatty than the original, though.
It's worlds better than Fox and the Hound 2 and the like.

>>31218432

So apparently the secret to creating an OC who has sex with all the main characters likable is making him a zebra.

>>31218607
>mfw I have no face to be removed

>>31218593
God

The difference between Tarzan 1 and 2 is so jarring

>>31218610

BUT CAN LOVE BLOOM IN CANTERLOT?

>>31218571
It was a captcha phrase at some point today.

A few variations popped up after that I forgot.

>>31218638

also a paid sex worker

Fresh.

>>31218594
What?
No, why would I do that?
I only fap to futa every now and then

>>31218616

Well yeah, pretty much, but I was trying to be confusing abou

>>31218545

THAT'S IT I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU

>>31218489

Not too weak, it would just take too long.

Applejack's STR is probably somewhere between 16-18, and while that's still pretty impressive, destroying the barn must be at least a 25 difficulty. Compared to taking twenty and spending a few hours trying to tear it down by hand and having the DEX-of-at-least-20 Rainbow Dash to blast it with a DEX-based attack in one turn, the choice is obvious.

>>31218357
Lion King 2, Bambi 2, Mulan 2 and Lilo and Stitch 2 are actually decent. Others are absolute shit.

>>31218673
octavia has lobster hands

>>31218508
Voice? Can I make a suggestion?

>>31218577
>>31218624

Much thanks.

>>31218624
>not using transparent backgrounds
>2011

>>31218551
C'mon, I think this is something we should be able to talk about.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eASBYf7GbYA

>>31218589
>the Codex Astartes does not support this friendship

>>31218432
And I thought Doll ponies was a shitty, boring series. You've managed to outdo yourself.

>>31218705
But I'm mildly homophobic.

>>31218607
Ok, you asked for this

>>31218673
GOD DAMMIT THAT IS NOT HOW PONY HIND LEGS WORK.

OR HUMAN HANDS.

>>31218550
>Cute how applejack's so friendly and familiar with the guy.
Yeah, I mean it was either this or she's totally uncomfortable and racist about it because he's a zebra, but I decided the series was a little more leaning towards the cute anyway.

So instead I just figured she and he would be rather familiar with each other, since she's pretty casual and unashamed about it.

>>31218610
>Dear Princess Celestia
>Your sister keeps trying to hit on Spike and Big Macintosh. What the hell.
>Your faithful Warlock, Twilight Sparkle

>>31218673
This seems sexual

But it makes no sense

>>31218687

>lilo and stitch 2

you mean stitch has a glitch, not that other thing that turned into an abomination of a tv series? right?

>>31218726
>And I thought Doll ponies was a shitty, boring series. You've managed to outdo yourself.
Oh, you know me. I won't rest until I've ground a premise into the dust.

>>31218687
Oh good, I was scared I was liking bad sequels.

Why do I always seem to like movies everyone else hates?

>>31218673
>Mfw I've never drawn Octavia or Scratch because I don't really like them and I think they're much too overhyped.
>Mfw I most likely never will
If I ever draw Octavia, it'll be with her band. I like her band, but nobody else does.

If one fanfic about My Little Pony had an article dedicated to bashing it was made, what fanfic would it be?