http://www.livestream.com/cylestia

Best quality worst chat

>>31197790

white sweetie burnt the food

bamp

I still can't get over how terrible American ads are

And it's not like Australian ads are any good

Yay!

>>31197836
OH SHIT

HA. RARITY PARENTS ARE GO.

Home made play-doh is perfectly edible.

What the hell is Rarity's parents accent

Holy shit, raritys mexican

>>31197882
>Mexican

How the fuck did you confuse Canadian with THAT?

>>31197899
Moustache and field worker. Her fathers mexican

IT'S THE BEST EPISODE EVER AND IT'S NOT EVEN HALF OVER

Seaty Belt confirmed for canon.

was that poster in Russian?

waiting politely until youtube link is available

>>31197914
Mexican+Canadian=British?

Episode 1
>Go through two full threads in thirty minutes squealing about every detail and wanking over Discord, discussion breaks through many topics all on the subject of the episode long after.
Episode 2
>Same as before, even more Discord wank, followed by two hours of "Holy shit that was awesome" all around, constant chat.
Episode 3
>Thread constantly being bumped to the top during its air, lots of comments on Twilight, lasts well into the day
Episode 4
>Luna episode, goes without saying it went through two threads during the thirty minutes it aired
Episode 5
>Rarity and Sweetie Belle episode, nobody is posting even as it airs

LOL

>>31197988
Yes. Equestria confirmed for Communist dictatorship.

Wow, somewhat dramatic episode.

>>31197790

RARITY PARENTS. SWEETYIE/RARITY FEUD.

this is awesome.

...doggy doo

What the fuck America

>>31198012

My brain just cant handle the awesome and therefore having nothing to post, srsly srs guy :|

THEY BOTH MAD

>>31198031

well, it is a Rarity episode.

>>31198055

they so mad

The parents sounded like there were Midwestern. Wisconsin maybe or even Canadian. Fucking accents, how do they work?

>doggie doo

Rarity's mother is a high class unicorn, her father is an earth pony bumpkin. Awesome.

I won't lie. Gyro bowls look fucking awesome.

>>31198048
Yeah I just saw that. You Yanks let your kids play with plastic poop? Fruitcakes.

GYRO BOWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

>MLP episode
>Barely any posts

Is everyone dead or something?

Not sure why Rarity hasn't mentioned that she runs a BUSINESS yet to Sweetie Bell.

Beyond that, if Sweetie Bell was like she was in season one, she could take a step back and look at the situation. She was always the courteous one out of the CMC.

Oh well.

Jesus christ Hub, what are you doing to Applebloom.

>>31197914

But that accent. Obviously, he and Rarity's mom are from wherever Pony Fargo would be, and they're the sort of people who wear their souvenirs everywhere.

>Applebloom confirmed for slob

>>31198005
>>31198077
>>31197899

They sound Minnesotan to me. I know, because years of listening to A Prairy Home Companion

>grapes
>on an apple farm.

The fuck.

>>31198158
A P-Rarity Home Companion?

"She didn't mean too. Don't beat her."

I thought Rarity's parents were from Queens to be honest.

>Applebloom Applejack incest

BUENO

>you could've just asked.

OH GOD. SENTIENT SHEEP THAT ARE COMPLETELY IGNORED.

PONY FASCISM EVERYWHERE.

Will this be the first Twilight Sparkle free episode?!

MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON US ALL

Dear Princess Celestia,

Today I learned, Fuck You Sheep!

Sheep confirmed for slaves

Celestia confirmed for god-queen

"I changed. Honest." Sweetabuse at its best.

Rarity confirmed snob, again, and again, and again and again.

Generosity my ass.

>twenty minutes in
>still no song

THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN THIS SEASON FUCKING FUCK.

God dammit Applejack not everything in life is an apple metaphor. This is why your family is poor.

>>31198266
I've been waiting for a song too...

But remember, there are going to be like... what... 21 episodes this season? We're only 5 in.

"Being sisters is like.....warm apple pie!" - Apple Jack

this is cute

>>31198297
You make me sick.

Reminds me of when my little brother erased my save games

>>31198183

They also had corn in the prior episode.

I guess the family's expanding their plant dominance.

WHERE IS TWILIGHT?

WHERE IS TWILIGHT?

WHERE IS TWILIGHT?

WHERE IS TWILIGHT?

WHERE IS TWILIGHT?

Entire episode focuses on
>Applejack
A pony who doesn't do shit and everyone hates
>Rarity
A pony who is a snob and selfish, and hasn't been liked in months.
>CMC
A group of ponies everyone has hated since day 1.

Who the fuck thought of this shit.

YFW there won't be a twilight today and rarity will write the letter.

>>31198349
>>Applejack
>A pony who doesn't do shit and everyone hates

You shut your whore mouth and never open it again.

>>31198349
maybe YOU hate them

Fuck all of you, Granny Smith is best pony.

>Dinky is someone else's sister

I for one welcome this new fan cannon destruction!

DO'H!!!

ONE
.
.
.
.
DAY

I saw Derpy in the crowd!

Wait. What if Rarity and Jack swapped in the mud pit?
I'm expecting that.

Carrot Top's little sister -- eh, not as cute.

Derpy's sister hidden in tub.

It's Rarity under the mud, ain't it?

>>31198405

ARE YOU PSYCHIC?

SECRET SISTERS!

>applejack was rarity all along

WHAT A TWEEEEEEEEEEEST

Mudrarity

IT'S ME AUSTIN!

IT WAS ME ALLLLLLLLLL ALONG, AUSTIN!

AJ never existed.
>>31198354
Looks like you called it.

Redeeming part of this episode:

Rarity with her hair down.

Oh la la!~

Where'd Spike come from?

>no song

d'aww that was nice

TWILIGHT FREE EPISODE

>>31198476
An egg that was hatched by Twilight

First episode without TS. I feel....empty.

Good episode. Enjoyable.

>>31198476
Stalking Rarity, of course.

>>31198476
Obviously spying on Rarity.

Welp, better than the previous episode, that's for sure.

Rarity confirmed for best sister!

I only came in the end but i heard there was no song? Shame.

>>31198380
Maybe Derpy and the other pony are also sisters
, and Dinky chose the more coordinated sister to run the race with her?

>>31198476
All the ponies send friendship letters now, so Spike has to be around for it, since he's the courier.

Decent episode, saw another pair of pony parents, saw Dinky has a sister, found out where Sweetie Belle's parents are. Probably won't watch it again, but it was good the first time.

The swap was clever.

NO TWILIGHT?

POST-FAUST BULLSHITTERY CONFIRMED

SHOW DROPPED

>No twilight, pinkie, Fluttershy
>Scootaloo and Rainbow dash only appear on the flyer to sisterhooves scoial (seirously look at the body builds)

Sweetie Belle is shit.

>MY
>FUCKING
>FACE
>WHEN
>I
>GOT
>CUSTOMERS
>IN
>THE
>LAST
>5
>FUCKING
>MINUTES

>>31198516
Yeah, that was definitely a good ep. Very cute, good resolution.

Still waiting on some songs, though. Are they not doing songs this season?

I was mad at Rarity for a moment, but reconciliation made it better.

>>31198559

That was the whole point of 'lesson zero'.

Since the other ponies from the mane cast can write letters now, they don't need Twilight in every episode anymore.

>>31198559
>Anon confirmed to be a raging faggot

>>31198531

Derpy in Crowd
Dinky in Race

... come on... it's not that hard.

>>31198582
Remember when we thought songs would ruin the TV show forever.

3 > 2 > 1 > 4 > 5 for this season. Prove me wrong.

>>31198577
You're shit!

>>31198317

All of my d'aaaaaaaaaaw

Is it just because I'm an older sister that I couldn't really find any fault in the way Rarity reacted? Though it was shady how she found those "super rare" gems that quick..

Rarity! Give me back my reports!

Spike was hiding in the closet, jerking off, the whole time.

>What I learned: Berry Punch is the best, FOREVER, nothings gonna ever keep her down.

>>31198581

do you run a store or something?

>31198349
>Not liking Rarity, Applejack or the CMC
>In 2011

Are you one of those faggots I've heard so much about?

>>31198593
Also, the dullest part of the show is spread out over 6 ponies now. Or rather, 2 so far.

I honestly prefer Lesson Zero to this (because batshit insane Twilight is awesome) but it WAS good.

>>31198635
An arcade. i was enjoying oops all berry captn crunch and coffee when

those, MONSTERS walked in, those, SCOUNDRELS, those

Those

Customers

man , what Rarity did for her sister... wow.

i didn't expect that.

awesome!

>>31197811
But does he have enough boot commercials obstructing a significant part of the view?

Fuck it. I have too many people wandering out here & sudden tasks and it's not a good episode anyway. I'm waiting for Pensive to post.

DUMB FABRIC

>>31198077
Rarity's accent confirmed for fake.

>>31198648
>2011
>not 2011ing right

>>31198611
No, and honestly it's probably how I would've reacted as well. I get pissed off when my stuff gets fucked with. That's why I lock my computer every chance I get. When someone else even touches it, they seem to pick up a virus or it 'randomly' starts getting blue screens.

Rarity's reaction was perfectly sisterly/authentic.

Derpy is supposedly Dinky's mother, not sister.

Another great episode. Can't wait to see what /co/'s reaction will be tomorrow.

Well off to bed.

WHY DO PONIES EAT EGGS??

>>31198611
>That quick
No, she was out for at least an hour, probably more. Sweetie Belle cleaned a whole-room mess in the meantime. Gem finding spell accounted for, it's not that odd.

But yeah, Rarity wasn't overreacting too horribly, and Sweetie was in fact messing up at every turn that day. The whole fight in the middle of the ep was overblown though.

>Iphone parody
Nice

>>31197790
TO OP AND ANYONE ELSE WHO DOESN'T KNOW YET
http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral/

Come on guys - Actually check out what's on the link board - It's useful.

>>2 weeks ago Luna Episode
>>Seriously disappoint by fandom's acceptance of New Luna
>>Latest episode
>>Dinky Hooves is not Derpy Hooves sister
oh all that is merciful please let there be butthurt and rage on ponychan at least PLEASE OH GOD PLEASE! at least something along the lines of "MY FANFIC IS RUINED" FUCK THIS SHOW IS RUINED WITHOUT FAUST!

>>31198734
Why wouldn't they?

My heart melted a little at the end there.

Rarity all along? Ok so maybe predictable in retrospect. But I was/am exhausted so I didn't see it coming. Which is good for me. And it made my heart feel so warm and it put a stupid warm smile on my face. I needed that. It made me feel...good.

God did this episode remind me of when I was a kid and had an older brother.

I'm not used to having these "feelings" things.

>>31198686
An arcade? Jesus Christ, Freeze, what's it like to live in 1990?

>sweetie belle tryign to cook
>Rarity's dad is basically a hick

I LOVE IT

>they eat marshmellows at the campfire

CANABALISM

Rarity wearing Applejack's hat.

>>31198734
...you know, originally I thought they just ate eggs that were baked into cakes.

I'm starting to think the whole 'vegetarian' thing is not real. They're clearly omnivorous.

>>31198815
How would they eat meat:?

>>31198605
3 > 5 > 4

1 and 2 are actually made back then on Season 1.

>but hurp durp they were all planned to be for season 2, jayson's ass said so!

They were still made for Season 1, though.

>>31198734
>>31198770
No hooves = not sentient.

>>31198722
>implying Luna Eclipsed wasn't one of the best episodes yet

Fuck your fanon shit, you probably believe Rarity is tsundere with Applejack, lol.

>>31198704
My 4chan X works, must be yours.

>APPLEJACK IS RARITY

RARITY IS SPY IS CANON

>>31198088
I was expecting Rarity's father to look more like this

>>31198623
>>31198623
>>31198623
>>31198623
>>31198623
>>31198623

Canon.

>>31198686
Who is that glorious beauty other than the physical incarnation of rarity?

Sooo nobody noticed Golden Harvest's sister?

>>31198768
Dinky was never Derpy's sister. Dinky's her daughter.

Scootabelle

>>31198796
>Rarity's dad is basically a hick
I don't think you know what hicks are.

people raging because Derpy is not with Dinky.

in a SISTERS ONLY EVENT.

Derpy = Dinky's MOM

SHIT NIGGERS WHAT IN THE BLUE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!

>>31198734

That's normal. I seen trainers feed racehorses raw eggs and milk to build up protein levels.

Now, a side of BACON, on the other hand, would be horrific.

>>31198815
vegetarians still eat eggs, bro. You're thinking of vegans.

Rarity mom and dad need names from fargo like Jerry Lundegaard or Gaear Grimsrud


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oy2HfixB9_8

>>31198794
we're the only game in town.

We can do what we want.

but seriously i give out a shitton of freebies. it's a fun place

Hey, DST is tonight. Most US states are changing their clocks back one hour. This may or may not affect the time next week's episode airs. Depends on where you live. Just make sure you pay attention.

Link to the previous thread? kthxbye

>>31198158
>They sound Minnesotan to me. I know, because years of listening to A Prairy Home Companion

Rarity's parents confirmed for being from Whinnysota.

>>31198868
>this thing in the background

oh boy

>>31198877
>midwestern accent
>HICK!

THAT'S Not too far off.

>>31198559
FUCK TWILIGHT SHE DOES NOT NEED TO BE IN EVERY FUCKING SHOW

>>31198459

I had the same thought.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNgxyL5zEAk

On the omnivorous thing:
A lot of vegetarians don't worry about eggs / milk / whatever else. Eggs don't always mean chickens (not all of them are fertile even with a rooster around) so that's probably not an issue here.

Also, the sheep / cows seem to be intelligent, but the chickens don't.

>>31198916

>>31196411

>>31198925
CLOPDRAWS NAO!

>>31197790
I see your eggs and raise you PIGS

>>31198158
>>31198919
Minnesota or Wisconsin.

Either one.

Speaking of.

HOW ABOUT THOSE VIKINGS HUH?

>Sweetie Belle says Jeez Louise

>Jesus pony confirmed

>>31198012
We had an 800 post thread buried down there, retard.

>>31198949
You raise pigs?

FIRST EVER EPISODE WITHOUT TWILIGHT

I like what I see here.

>>31198868
Thank you. This was nearly the best part of the whole episode. Now we know what extremely bored fillies do when they're frustrated.

That whole scene was so cute. Sweetie is still my favorite even though she ruined everything so perfectly.

Rarity's dad is mike ditka.... DA PONIES...

>>31198932

>That moment in Puss in Boots
I was there ... ALL ALONG!

This episode was super adorable.

Test.

BURP!

EEEEEXACTLY!

>>31198983
Holy fuck this

That episode kicked ass.

Dat feel when tons of subtle scat references and dat commercial of Doggy Doo.

>>31198983
Except the bears suck.
And yet they still beat the vikings. OH YES. I WENT THERE.

Yet another test.

>>31199051
Hi Faceless!

What did you think about Rarity with her hair down? No squiggle on that bitch looks pretty good.

Apple Bloom was super gassy this episode.

>>31198983
Some evidence that led me to this
>football cutie mark
>accent
>mustache

there's going to be an opera episode.

24 songs in 1 episode.

no songs anywhere else.

Aaaand another test.

>>31198619
>>31198619
>>31198619
>>31198619
>>31198619

guy, we're here.

>>31199091
so what

applebloom gotta fart superbad gponna becoem the new big thing

>>31199090
I didn't think Rarity could be attractive

but she looks GOOD with her hair down

Sheep are sentient and would easily be rounded up if asked, but earth ponies would rather move them around by force. That's a bit unfair.

>sheep tells Applejack she could have just asked them.
>She kicks the gate shut in its face.

WAIT

THEY HAVE PARENTS

Oh no you don't MLP:FiM

You aren't pulling this 'we only hear Big Mac say Yup and Nope'

He Already Spoke!
He Knows Mathematics!

Let us share in his understated folksy pony intellect!

>>31199095
Man those bedroom eyes and rape faces...

Big Mac coaching Granny Smith was endearing.

On Dinky's appearance in the episode. Dinky apparently has an older sister, which means Ditzy has two daughters. That would imply that she's a bit older than we thought. Or just got pregnant at a young age.

>>31199134
Aj is now the best pony for this very reason

Southern slave owner

>>31199095

Spikes gonna Get Got.

>>31199134
It's not like they should have to listen to subpony scum

Didn't like this episode as much as the last one, but it was pretty good. And Applebloom + Applejack was all kinds of cute.

its amazing

let the cmc interact with other characters and they are so much better than crusading 24/7

I just noticed upon the second watch through:
You can actually see the switch when she falls in if you pay attention. Her eyes are green when applejack goes in, and blue when rarity comes out.


Also, notice how long at the start of the race rarity must have been holding her breath. She must have good breath control. Hint hint.

>>31199192
Or she has a big sister from the Big Brothers Big Sisters organization.

>>31199332

magic air bubble

its AJ's lung strength thats impressive since she has no magic

Derpy and the sister we saw dinky with could simply be sisters as well, which feels less odd to me.

>>31199412
>>31199192

Dinky was also seen with Ermac Pony last ep along with carrot top's sis in this ep.

Who's a bad pony?

>>31199455
That doesn't look like a pony who has problems 'giving'

new episode doodles

>>31199535
You're always awesome. And Disney movies, too!

>>31199535
BUTT SNUGGLES

Why don't people just use the Clones solution.

Seriously, there's like, 3 different Dinkys and Berry Punches out there. And at least one pegasus Lyra.

>>31199608
And Pegasus Doctor Whooves

Though that coulda been a regeneration

Rainbow Dash is very scary. He is a very athletic Male horse who thinks he is a woman, except that he is very Masculine. He is called Rainbow Dash because when he sodomizes you he ejects the rainbow homogay agenda with each breath, pressuring you to join his illegitemate lifestyle. He is one of the most frightening horses because of his physical power and evil psychologically traumatizing hypnotism. Rainbow Dash is a predator.

>>31199674
So Rainbow Dash is a butt vampire?

>>31199674
What in the fiery magenta hell are you talking about?

>>31198925

Since when did Rarity start working at The Crop?

>>31199674

I am not really sure what to think about that site. I just gave the articles there a read and I am starting to believe it is some sort of Christian version of the Onion site.

It has to be...right?

right?

Anyone else?
FOREVER ALAZY

>>31199754
You're right, it's like the Onion; don't worry so much

>>31199727
My Little Pony is a hideous monster that wants to transform your Sons into transsexual “women”. My Little Pony is a television show about rainbow horses. These horses are rainbow because that is the color of the homogay agenda. Four of the main horses are transsexual Males and the big communist totalitarian white stallion has to deal with accepting her transsexual Male “sister”.

Holy fucking shit this is pure gold right here.

>>31199787
Fluttershy is the perfect woman and I would want to marry her

>>31199674
>>31199787
Where are you getting this from?

>>31199787
> homogay

>>31199820
http://christwire.org/2011/10/scandalous-my-little-pony-wants-to-turn-your-men-into-women/

Youtube link? Got here too late for the stream

>>31199846
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZS570BT_S0Y

>>31199787
Yeah, look, I'm sure what you're saying makes sense in whatever cuckoo dimension you come from, but in this universe that is just a bunch of gibberish.

>>31199832
Homogay is my favourite word

>>31199862

Thank you kindly

>>31199877
Hey, old person.

Get buried already. Your generation is that of intolerance, hatred, racism, and every other sin in the bible.

The young generation of the forgiving will trample over you, and remove your filth from our world.

>>31199907
Personally, i prefer "Homosensual"

>>31199837
Holy shit these comments.
Bronies are sure mad

>>31199837
>Twilight Sprinkle is the leader of the transsexuals and their two fangirls. Twilight is mean and rude and obnoxious and atheist and introverted and is my least favorite character. Twilight is purple because that is the color of feminine Men and he is a feminine Man who things he is a woman. Twilight is named Twilight because he has bad taste in books, and his surname is Sprinkle because he sprinkles his evil transsexuality throughout the land. Twilight Sprinkle is the Frank-n-Furter of My Little Pony.

Can we hire whoever wrote this article to troll Ponychan?

>>31197790
>Hornosensual
ftfy

>>31199837
It's funny, but very obviously a parody.

>Pinkie Pi
Dial it back just a bit now.

>>31199837
>christwire

Curses and Confound it, the Sneak! I told you to get me the Wireless Christ! How am I to steal the Homestar Runner's golden pants with this wired deity?

does anyone see the resemblance between Rarities Father and
"William H. Macy as Jerry Lundegaard"

From "Fargo"

>>31200190
Lets do it!

Rarity's parents = Every american sitcom about families

>>31200256
Yep also her father is an earth pony.

>>31200256
YES YES YES!

>AJ already known from season 1 to have very high STR CON and DEX
>Season two rolls around
>Luna Eclipsed: AJ is the "most likable pony in town" -- She has high CHA
>This episode: AJ dispensing philosophical advice
>She has high WIS

>She has high STR, CON, DEX, WIS, and CHA
>Her only dump stat is INT

Holy fuck AJ is OP. Who decided to give her insane stats?

>>31200256
Pretty much.

>that feel when you didn't notice that "AJ" had blue eyes

>>31200272
AJ is broken as fuck.

>>31200268
Her poor mother. She could have married a successful unicorn, but decided to go with some dirty earthie instead.

>>31200272
Nigga you high?

>>31200272
If Rarity can do all the stuff AJ does easily, then it musn't be very challenging anyway.

Countdown to Apple Bloom Time:

>"The Cutie Pox" TBA TBA November 12, 2011
>Apple Bloom finally gets her Cutie Mark! But then joy turns to panic as she gets a second, then a third, then a dozen cutie marks.

>>31200294
I thought she had green eyes?

>>31200301
So her luck is weak, but still.

>>31200313
You are right.

>>31200313
No, when she's covered in mud, we can see that the pony has blue eyes, a dead giveaway that it's not AJ

>>31200303
Dude, they were made for each other.

They're both total slobs.

Rarities Father is Now named Fargo

NO EXCEPTIONS

>>31200313
When AJ is covered in mud, her eyes are blue...it's like magic!

>>31200322
Its Rarity... Did you watch the whole ep?

It's still amazing to me to watch the Strawberry Shortcake before the new episode and realize that FiM could have been like that.

>>31200334
And we'll never see him again!

huzzah!

>>31200340
Read again what I said.

>>31200306
>Implying if AJ was competing she wouldn't be done in half the time it took Rarity

It's like you didn't even notice she plays those games for entertainment all the time while working.

>>31198023
it was confirmed for that in winter wrap up, they don´t use magic because it´s not part of the five year plan. As a party member twilight can get away with it but had celestia learned abut the magic at applejacks farm the apple family had been relocated to the rock farm. then pinkie´s family would probably be executed to make room.

Rarity's dad being a famous hoofball coach explains how she has her own boutique

Oh look it's ball-balancing-pony again.

>>31200355
Oh you'll see him again. In fanfictions.

Sup, ya'll.
Didn't know a new episode was afoot this week.
It seems the stream at the top of the thread is locked, so is there anyplace restreaming/showing the newest episode still open?

>mfw I'll be on a plane to Chicago next week as the new episode is airing

>I don't give a fuck because CMC episodes are always garbage

>>31200340
The whole point is that in the animation itself they clue you in to it not being Applejack but people missed that detail on their first watch.

>>31200370
Celestia turns ponies into stone.

>>31200190
Wait a second...
>white mane
>blue eyes
>similar jawline
>obvious fake mustache
>obvious fake eyebrows
>possible wig
you... you don't think...

>>31200388
>Calling CMC garbage
>Posting FLuttershy

>>31200380
http://www.derpyhoovescentral.com/2011/11/s2e5-sisterhooves-social-streams.html

>>31200398
I think it's more along the lines of people tending to date people like their parents.

They say that's true, to a degree, you know.

>>31200370
That Sisterhooves Social poster.

All I can think of when I see those starry eyes is

>Rape?
>RAPE!

I'm a bad person.

>>31200398
Oh

Shit.

>>31200380
Lo-res quickuploaded version:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_nCgOoVoFw

Better quality version:
(later)

>>31200380
http://www.ponychan.net/chan/pony/res/35981790.html

>Even for the cannon characters, Sweetie Bell was competing with Applejack (at least for a short while). That could mean that other competitors might not be biological sisters. In fact, If they had the screen-time to explain it, I wouldn't have been surprised to see Scootaloo and Rainbow Dash competing.

lol

>>31200398
Don't even go there

>>31200410
Oh this is perfect!

>>31200409
>http://www.derpyhoovescentral.com/2011/11/s2e5-sisterhooves-social-streams.html
Thank, ya kindly!

>>31200371
and in porn
possibly with Rarity

Seriously though his mustache weirds me the fuck out.

>>31200398
No, I don't think.

>>31200398
His fetlocks are a different color

>>31200370
I read a fanfic where she was a victim of a cockatrice and everyone just thought she was a statue.
Only Derpy knew the truth.

>>31200398
Rarity's "dream stallion" looks like her father? Gee, color me shocked...

>>31200421
>>31200417
And thanks to you two as well.

i made this 4 u guys wat du u think?

>>31200398
oh shit

>>31200432
IT'S FOOTBALL TIME
NO, FATHER, NO!!!!

>>31200421

there is not enough popcorn in the world

>>31200398

At the very least, they copypasta'd Blueblood's model and added some facial hair.

Weird.

>>31200421
>I wouldn't have been surprised to see Scootaloo and Rainbow Dash competing.

I was expecting this but im happy they say go fuck yourself to scoot.

So how many different kinds of prescription drugs do you think rarity is on?

>>31200460
JOHN MADDEN

>>31200460
And then they play football and rarity gets cover on mud.

>>31200468
Zero. But she injects heroin straight into her eyeballs

Say...didn't someone once think, way back in the middle of season 1, that rarity's parents were hicks?

>>31200457
I think you need to lay off the Quaaludes.

>>31200421
>Most of them are a-okay with this fanon gone

Come on guys

>>31200468
That sweater looks like a thong

why is everyone on ponychan spelling derpy with an upside down e

it's fucking retarded

>>31200496
Because lolwordfilters

>>31200468
She seems to have some very deep seated psychological problems.

>>31200496
It's a wordfilter

Berry Punch have a sister who have the same age as her daughter?

OH DADDY DEAR YOU KNOW YOU'RE STILL NUMBER ONE

BUT GIRLS

THEY WANT TO HAVE FUN

>>31200482
It was my headcannon for all this time.

>>31200492
So Sweetie Belle made a thong for Rarity...drawfags where are you?

>>31200446

I saw that too, but the problem with that is that the statue is clearly not to scale- its much bigger than normal ponies when it appears usually, though it does seem to change size and location. Or there are multiple statues of the same pony around town- there is one of the same pony visible just outside the town hall in Winter Wrap Up. Seeing as its an earth pony, founder of ponyville maybe?

>>31200490
Fanon is for play, if you want to stick to it, just make something up.
It's really not hard.
>Social Services took Dinky, but Derpy still watches her from the bleachers.

>>31200482
It's a good archetype. Not unpredictable

>>31200468
I wouldn't be surprised if she bought over-the-counter drugs, to make herself throw up.

>>31200537
>restraining orders

>>31200398

OH GOD I CAN'T UNSEE IT

WHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHY

>>31200537
But its no fun if no one else wants to play with me and my own headcanon

>>31200519
I thought she was with Rbuy.

>>31200496
Because Dərpy is bəst pony.

>>31200538
>>31200525
Ah, alright. Just I remembered something about that so I was kind happy to see it canonized...

>>31200559
Derpy has NOCHARACTER

Glad to see Sweetie Belle is still as much of a retard as ever. It's the best canon.

So do you think they are going to use applejack in episode 9? She is the only one who can beat sense into rarity.

NO FUCKING SONG AGAIN!

>>31200519

No, she simply has no daughter. People were wrong. The pony people thought was her daughter was actually her sister. And changed from unicorn to earth pony.

But that filly routinely swaps between breeds so its nothing new. She has been all three types, and was the earth pony filly in cloudsdale. Maybe she is a doppleganger.

Did the pace slow down already?
Which pony do we hate this week?
Did we already get new memes and reaction pictures?

>>31200585
Cool story gavalanche

720 WHERE?

>>31200576
But she has CHARACTƎR.

>>31200576
Actually, she kinda does.
She's a clumsy pony....
IT'S SOMETHING.

>>31200585
Oh you
Go burn in a fire

>>31200585
>Acts like a kid
>She's retarded

Okay.

>>31200596
Yes
Dash i think
No

>>31200600
In my dick...care to take a look?

>>31200588
>yfw Applejack sings

>>31200605
more than fucking dr whooves
god i fucking hate dr who fans almost as much as bronies

>>31200596
It's kinda hard to hate a main pony considering two-thirds of the cast didn't even make a cameo.

We all just assume Sweetie Belle or something.

>>31200618
Remember WWU

>>31200594
She and Caramel are the last of their kind

>>31200563
It took me aback honestly. We speculated so much on this subject and bam - cannon out of nowhere. I just didn't expect that to happen in this episode, not to mention having my headcannon canonised.

>>31200596
Twilight Sparkle is the most hated this week. Finally she's not shoehorned into every fucking episode.

>>31200618
>Not wanting to hear Ashleigh Bale sing
What are you, gay?

Seriously, go fuck yourself.

>>31200618
Her part in WWU is the best part.

>>31200632
I lol'd.

>>31200588
Songs mentioned on Facebook.

>Did the pace slow down already?
Actually, we had multiple threads going at once, it's just difficult to keep track of.
>Which pony do we hate this week?
Only 2 of the Mane 6 showed up, AJ was actually useful and Rarity....well, you can't hate her, it's in the constitution.
>Did we already get new memes and reaction pictures?
A few, but just waiting for hi-res screencaps. Rarity with her hair down seems to be attracting the most boners.

SO GUYS
IS /CO/ MAD?
/CO/, THAT GAVE BIRTH TO DERPY AND DINKY

EH? EH?

>>31200624
Dr Whooves.
He hates apples and fears children.

>>31200596
Speaking of pace, I guess no one really has a problem with the pacing in this ep?

>>31200596
We hate Twilight
Because fuck her

>>31200639
No, retard belle is most hated

>>31200594
Doctor Whooves have been known to mess around with time so that he switches between earth and Pegasus.

>>31200642
I prefer Dash's part, myself.

But it's the same VA anyways

>>31200647
Not really. the funny thing is, neither is ponychan

>>31200613
Kids ARE retarded.

>>31200624
>Herp derp, he has an hourglass cutiemark and his mane sort kinda if you squint at it looks like David Tennant's hair
>THE DOCTOR IN PONY FORM

Goddamnit, I fucking love Who and this is stupid shit.

>>31200594
She could still have a daughter. She had pinchy young, her parents had this new one old, and they look similar because genetics.

OH MUH GAH GUYS HAHA have you seen Derpy today? Haha

>>31200632
>The last of their kind.
>Caramel.
Well, that's the race doomed.

>>31200647
Fanon doesn't DIE so much as mutate.

>>31200645
He also said s2 have betwee 10 and 20 songs so i guess we have to wait.

>>31200669
>people make a fanon and have fun with it
>NO ITS FUCKING RETARDED STOP HAVING FUN

Come on people.

>>31200645
That reminds me, do we have ponified Ingram? He's so awesome.

>>31200618
>My face and thought process when.

>>31200646
>Rarity....well, you can't hate her, it's in the constitution

This is what Rarifags actually believe

>>31200596
I hate Rainbow by default. I can't hate Applejack, at point I just feel sorry for her.

I mean, she's an Earth pony. Anything an Earth pony can do Unicorns or Pegasi can do better.

>>31200647
dinky's her daughter. This was a sister race.

>>31200687

>>31200683
I'll admit it's fun though (if only because of >fanart).
Doesn't make it less retarded.

>>31200646
>Rarity....well, you can't hate her,

Well, Rarity being a huge cunt is now canon, so hating her is kinda redundant

>>31200698
I hate Rainbow too.
Brofist.

>>31200651
I know some people did, but I didn't feel it. It progressed rather naturally.

At first I was concerned that the competition itself would have to be placed in the last few minutes, but considering the build-up the conclusion was rather satisfying.

>>31200683
It's just overused

>>31200700
That means Derpy is her mom too. That just doesn't make sense.

>>31200713
She is goig to be a cunt in ep 9.

>>31200715
>Hating Rainbow Dash

She's a dick, but that's what makes her fun

>>31200721
agreed completely

>>31200647

No I am quite pleased actually. Derpy/dinky was one of the worst pieces of long standing fanon around. Their relationship made no sense at all.

I actually look forward to what is next for derpy now that her random hanger-on that never shared a scene with her is out of the picture. she is free again. Freeee

>>31200732

Rarity confirmed for abandoning her friends and leaving in ep 9

>>31200700
I give up, which one is a dude?

>>31200683
Fun is a buzzword that autists use to validate their shitty taste.

>>31200727
Don't act like you're not looking forward to it.
Especially after 2 RD episodes.

>>31200732
Prettiest, most lovable douche

>>31200724
No, that would just mean Derpy is her mom and the other pony is Derpy's other daughter, and those two raced as sisters.

>>31200749
Buzzword is a buzzword autists use to validate their shitty hate.

>>31200744
Neither!

Not all cosplayers are traps. Stay off /v/ and play some video games.

also lookideeztitties

>>31200651
The pacing was good, guess LZ had me worried for no reason.

>>31200749
Buzzword is a buzzword that autists use to validate their shitty taste.

>>31200737
>I actually look forward to what is next for derpy now

More Dinky/Derpy antics.

>>31200744
>which one
>one
You new here?

>>31200751
>did you see Applejack out there? What an ass!

>>31200727
It's gonna be so awesome!

Guys, I don't get it. How did this episode destroy the Dinky fanon at all? It was a SISTER competition, for fuck's sake.

Yes, I do like the fanon, but this is a legitimate question. I honestly wouldn't mind too much if it got jossed, because it didn't make much sense in the first place. It was just fun to speculate with you guys here on /co/. But I seriously don't see how this episode was a fanon destroy in regards to Dinky.

New Episode where?


>>31200677

oh hi pacce

Nothing near as good as the other episodes of season two, but still enjoyable.

Sweetybelle confirmed for sucking at everything. Her cutie mark will be bag of garbage or scenery of a landfill.

>>31200751
Basically this show's Blu, right?
I'm totally fine with this.

(also if someone would ponify this...)

>>31198845
OH SH-

So, did you think this show was similar to others in s02 so far?
Was the story better or shoved to the background in favor of more reaction faces?

>>31200750
>2 RD episodes.
>2

>>31200783
Because Derpy is confirmed the same age as the other pony, so she can't be Dinky's mom.

>>31200783
See this >>31200724

>>31200712
Fanart IS retarded by default, though it doesn't mean you can't enjoy it.

>>31200783

Did you not watch the episode or something?

>>31200793
His name is Bloo you cunt

>>31200750
Im actually, Applejack is going to beat some sense on her again.

>>31200740
>>31200751
Oh shit I've unleashed Dashfags on the thread.
Everyone run!

>>31200750
>2 RD episodes

Fuck yeah motherfuckers

>>31200820
I wanna see AJ smack sense into all of them

>>31200799
>Was the story better
no
or shoved to the background in favor of more reaction faces?
yes

>>31200784
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZS570BT_S0Y

Holy shit, awesome episode. Practically an Applejack episode too, which is always nice, and nobody got any speaking parts but the two sister pairs and spike!

>>31200813
I don't get it either... If anything, it forces us to lean more towards the 'Foal Protective Services re-familied Dinky' idea.

Also, holy shit Rarity's a halfbreed?

>>31200821
Naw, I'm actually a Twilight fan. But I like the "arrogant prick" characters

>>31200802
She could have an Akiko-Nayuki thing going on.

>>31200783
>>31200802
>>31200803

I haven't seen it, but it seems that it's Sweetie Belle, Bon Bon and Rarity all over again

You guys know that Derpy doesn't have to be the mother of the other girl, right?

>>31200821
>>31200740
>>31200732
>>31200751

>>31200836

Or it could just be exactly what it appears

>>31200826
She use the hoof.

>>31200832
Best episdoe ever.
Yea her daddy looks like an earth pony.

>>31200832
WHERE'S MY HD?!

>>31200840
But that would mean that it's not her sister.

>>31200840
...That cheating bastard!

http://www.livestream.com/anonymousaccount

Streaming, drawing requests of your favorite moments from the new episode. Already delivered on two occasions in less than half an hour each, with full color.

I'm only going to take one or two more requests before I'm done for the day. Anyone, anyone, anyone?

>>31200751
The law states clearly that there has too be at least one cross dresser in a group of mlp cosplayers.

>>31200836
Derpy makes jam?

>>31200783
Because of Dinky's sister who's Derpy's age.
Of course, you can counter it easily by going
>butbutbut Applejack and Sweetie aren't blood sisters either!
And on it goes. :/

>>31200856
in before sister for a day excuse

>>31200856
Half-siblings can be from either parent. I think a Nick show (Drake and Josh?) had this dynamic with the two main characters.

>>31200370
That statue's been around since Ep.1.

>>31200861
CALL THE POLICE

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK

>>31200865
http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/jam-muffins-2/detail.aspx

>yfw berry punch both wins the race and sits in the crowd.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZS570BT_S0Y

Roughly 19:09 in, and some other spots. Just saiyan

AW SHIT SWEETIE IS SMOKING POh, no wait, she just burnt breakfast

>>31200799
>was the story better

no. cindy morrow cannot into storytelling. she has no fucking clue how to pace an episode properly, as evidenced by every episode she's ever written.

>>31200866
Couldn't you counter it just as easily by assuming Derpy didn't birth the other girl but had sex with her father?

>>31200840
I had forgotten that the Sweetie Belle-Bonbon connection use to exist.

But yeah, looks like both the OPPP and Dinky fanon has been rewritten.

Now it's OPSP (Overly protective sister pony).

>>31200721
Considering the action of the competition was all of about FOUR minutes, it's actually uncanny when you consider how much of the competition they actually showed. No one element of the race was focused on for too long, but you could still generally get the gist of what was happening, and the sense of unity the show was trying to convey.