Which one's Applejack?

>there haven't been any Fluttershy episodes announced either

>or Pinkie episodes

>why do we suddenly care about Applejack

>>31181957

Because she is the best pony.

>>31181957
Flankbook

Stupid and useless

>>31181931
>this season

Because they're still trying to think of a kid friendly way to have an old western shoot out/brawl.

Applejack has no episodes because she's an Earth Pony. Earth Ponies can't do shit. Except Pinkie Pie, but she's Pinkie Pie.

>>31181995
Hey, she had a couple in S1. She's on pace for zero in S2.

>>31181998
>pies

Ponychan seems to have assembled a tentative team for the competition next week. Of course, nothing is final yet.

>>31182030
Just like Pinkie and Fluttershy.

I love ponies!

what competition

>>31181931
The Cutiepox ep will be about her being the best sister ever and going to some far off, dangerous place to find a cure, because that's just how she rolls.

>>31181998
What the fuck do you think the Appleloosia episode had?

>doesn't watch the show apparently

>>31182060
I love to fuck ponies!

>>31182045
They need to give AJ a Flash-style retooling.

She's my favorite pony, but right now she's fucking Hufflepuff.

>>31182065
Some shitty fanfiction with ponychan and they are going to win because all the retards of EqDare going to vote them.

>>31182057
I'm just glad the next few episodes don't focus on fuckin' Twilight Sparkle. I'm getting sick of that magic-spamming bitch.

>>31182028
Because Spike will remember.

But it's ok if they get forgotten, because they still did those things and had their adventures and lived their lives and nothing can ever take that away, no matter who remembers or doesn't remember it.

Right?

>>31182065
/co/ vs. Ponychan write off

>>31182060
This picture makes me feel funny in my pants.

>>31182119
LOLMAGICLOLMAGICLOLMAGICLOLMAGICLOLMAGICLOLMAGICLOLMAGICLOLMAGICLOLMAGICLOLMAGICLOLMAGICLOLMAGICLOLM
AGICLOLMAGICLOLMAGICLOLMAGICLOLMAGICLOLMAGICLOLMAGICLOLMAGICLOLMAGIC

>>31182075
>yfw Cuitepox episode is about Zecora

>>31182119
Im getting sick of Dash and Rarity.

>>31182116
Submissions will be anonymous, there is no way to know which is from where.

>>31182119
Infinite amount of mana

>>31182163
>getting sick of Rarity
>she was nowhere in the last episode

>>31182162
I would like a Zecora focused episode.

>>31182162
>Zecora interacting with the apple family

oh lawd

>>31182176
All the fics with OCs are from ponychan.

once i've eaten all the pony i will be free

>>31182163
Dash and Rarity are my two favorite characters.

Lighten up, it's only for the next 4 weeks.

>>31182204

>>31182206
Now you're just being silly.

>Flash-style retooling.
NO.
That would mean either:
1. She goes back to her 'silver-age' personality of G2.
2. She gains a whole bunch of parental issues that seem to affect every decision she ever makes in life.

That said, she could easily kick the rogues asses. Except for maybe Mirror Master and Cold.....possibly Weather Wizard too.

I want to draw ponies, but I'm on the wrong computer.
Let's watch To Catch a Predator instead.
http://www.synch.tube.com/r/DatelineNBC

>>31181931

Because Applejack is a silly pony.

>>31182127
>writing
Call me back when it's drawing. And not fanfiction related either.

SO WHO'S READY FOR A RARITY EPISODE TOMORROW

SHIT YEAH I AM

>>31182252
For once, a tier list that I can agree with.

>>31182238
I...

...oh, I see.

>>31181931
>they are getting all the bad episodes featuring bad characters out of the way in the first half of the season

>just like last season

>>31182260
Who is you?

>>31182324
0/10

Who's ready for no songs tomorrow?

>>31182260
>Implying people wouldn't be able to easily pick out artists by their styles and just vote for their board

Who is Applejack?

>>31182260
A drawing one would be fun

>why is Applejack totally getting the shaft this season on focused episodes

because she sells the least amount of toys.

>>31182295

BEST PONIES

AWW YEAH

if you have not received diabetes from looking at this picture, then you have no soul.

>>31182348
>mfw there is going to be a song about JOLLY CO-OPERATION.

Are you sillies forgetting that we don't even know half the episodes yet? Calm down, just because your favorite pony (or not favorite I don't know) isn't getting much screen time now doesn't mean they won't get any at all. You guys blowing things out of proportion is what creates a lot of these silly arguments in the first place.

Now discuss what kind of focus episodes you would like to have for the ponies who haven't gotten ones yet.

>>31182352
see
>>31181980

>>31182372
I have not. There are cuter pictures.

Go away with this weak stuff.

>>31182350
That's why you have to cull favor cross-board.

>>31182204
'Heya Zecora, we're just getting our Nightmare Night costumes ready for next year. We're all going as ghosts! Could you do me a favor and help get my lasso out of that tree? Yeah, just put your neck through the loop....HEAVEN'S TO BETSY, OUR GIANT WOODEN CROSS HAS JUST CAUGHT FIRE!'

>Rarity episode tomorrow.
Good, I don't have to wake up.

>>31182252
Pinkie Pie is so randumb and fahnny

>>31182378
a fluttershy/applejack episode and a rarity/pinkie pie episode

>>31182415
That's not how you spell >CMC episode next weekend

>>31182377
>sung by pinkie

What are the chances of Sweetie Belle getting shipped with her sister after this episode?

>>31182387

i.. but...

okay....

>friend from work knows about 4chan
>oh boy
>so what boards do you browse?
>I ONLY GO TO /b/
>...okay... do you post there?
>NO I NEVER POST

>he still thinks chuck norris jokes are hilarious and original

>mon omelete du fromage

>>31182348
Well it's not like we're expecting Sweetie Belle to sing.

>yfw the only song this year is a duet between Snips and Snails, the best duo

>>31182378
an AJ episode that actually expands her character/personality a bit

i swear she has had zero development over the course of 30 episodes

>>31182461
>>>/b/
You might be lost.

>>31182452
You should not admit defeat, retort with even more cutenessity!

Probably because she is the worst pony. It's nice to know that the people behind the show are paying attention to the fans.

>>31182330
I'm Lurker anon. One of many I'm sure.

>>31182418

SO FAHNY PONY

please make this happen drawfriends.

>>31182494

well in that case...

>>31182490
We know she's the most dependable, loyalest, likeable, and hard-working pony in Ponyville. What more do you want?

>>31182449
100%

>>31182483
Whatever I'll take it.

Wait wait wait, what's this about a writing competition?

Is it wrong that I'm more excited to see more Sweetie Belle than Rarity tomorrow?

She is the cutest pony on the show, bar none.

>>31182483
weaver go away

>>31182508
Fuck you, man. Applejack is the only thing keeping this show afloat. The amount of plot she caries around is enough for the entire cast. Check it.

>>31182490
Any ideas on how to do that...that don't involve dead parents? I'm sure you folks can think of something.

>>31182586
>getting a boner to ponies

that is so 6 months ago

>>31182623
I get poners to bronies. I'm hardcore.

So yeah, what has been announced so far? I know tomorrow is the Sweetie Bell/Rarity episode, and the next one has something to do with Applebloom, but that's it.

>>31182531

In a show centered around shenanigans, some actual flaws and funny adventures.

Maybe "A day in the life"-type dealio would be interesting. I mean, there are probably plenty of problems that can arise in making the farm run smoothly.

>>31182566

no, though it was annoying, with her deciding to not exist during nightmare night. making up for it, i guess.

that said, sweetiebell as a vampire was goddamn precious.

I realized today that I've been chatting with you all for over a year, and that you're my best friends.

Not sure how I feel about that.

>>31182449
AFTER?

>>31182670
That's actually not very good. You really ought to get out more. Plust I don't want to be your friend

>>31182670
we're all looking at the same Rainbow

Take it away /co/!

>>31182643
>stockings

why are you doing this to me

>>31182655

After Applebloom's STD, you have a Scootaloo episode (they're giving the other kids an episode, and who else would want to be Dash's pet?), and then a superhero episode.

>>31182670
My very best frieeeends~

>>31181979
>Actually wanting Fluttershy episodes

>>31182670
You're Nathan, aren't you?

>>31182670
wanna fuck, I've got poppers, dragon dildos, and coke

>>31182670
Get better friends anon. I am serious.

>>31182670
Get a life.

>>31182734
it's only natural to want episodes about the best pony

>>31182703
No shit. She's so fat everyone sees that rainbow

>>31182616
I still like the idea of an "AJ plays the stock/futures market" episode.

>everyone thinks AJ's a dumb hick who just kicks trees all day
>but secretly
>she's a big time market player and is good at predicting agricultural trends or whatever
>the other ponies find out
>wow AJ i had no idea you were so smart
>dear Princess Celestia

>>31182643
I know what I'm going to be doing later today.

>>31182669

What about vampire Scootaloo? I heard somebody was going to be drawfagging it after we finished the quest.

>>31182566
Its normal.

>>31182763
she just wants people to pay attention to her

>>31182734
You're a bit late there, Sweetie.

Streaming

http://www.livestream.com/drwhite
http://www.livestream.com/drwhite
http://www.livestream.com/drwhite
http://www.livestream.com/drwhite
http://www.livestream.com/drwhite

>>31182767
She already is canonly a business pony

>>31182777

So I took a short nap and had a long ass dream about Apple Bloom from MLP. I don’t feel like writing a shit load and I’m still pretty sleepy so I’ll list off the main things that happened.

>Apple Bloom goes to the pony version of the UK
>It’s the shitty part and gets stabbed and becomes paralyzed except for one hoof that she can swing around and grab stuff with
>She grabs a kite that passes by
>It drags her across Equestria and crazy shit happens like almost getting run over by a trolley and drowning in a lake
>The kite drags her all the way to Apple Acres
>Applejack is happy that she’s safe but breaks down crying when she realizes Apple Bloom is horribly disabled

And that was my dream.

>>31182785
>The fatter you are, the more people pay attention to you
I think your logic is flawed here.

>>31182809
;_;

>>31182643
crookedtree has infected another one. enjoy your 1000 human blowjob pics

>>31182809
>S2 E10

>>31182815
I think it is very hard to not pay attention to the person who is taking up about two-thirds of the area around you.

>>31182785

She doesn't have to worry.

Ice cream will always be her friend.

>>31182809
Thank you for sharing. But is this your personal blog?

>>31182815
she's not very clever, she just figured if she was bigger there'd be more of her to see

>>31182754
>>31182745
>>31182702
real people scare me

>>31182846
It's actually a trade with Kevinsano, who's drawn way more human BJ pics than Trees.

Also I will, even if I'd prefer pony x pony.

>>31182846
I can deal with that

>>31182158

>>31182809
>UK
>shitty part
>kites

Was a prim English nanny and an American with a horrible cockney accent involved?

So, who's on the ponychan team with this whole write-off thing?

>>31182807

>has to be invited in

That's a nice touch.

>>31182884
Start drinking, that's why alcohol was made, to help adults cope with their miserable lives of living paycheck to paycheck, and watching everyone they've ever loved wither and die around them

>>31182807
>Let the Right pOne In

>>31182028
but I remember

>>31182884
Don't worry, they are more afraid of you than you are of them.

>>31182809
Don't watch My Left Foot while browsing the pony threads before bed next time

>That feel when over exaggerated fat Dash
Why is this even a thing? You know the conclusion to this horrible road is a bunch of terrible fat dash art...and it will only continue to worse from there.

Oh never mind, do what you want, it's not really that big a deal. I think.

>>31182809

>GeneralIvan

What?
I don't believe you.

Are you a... spy?

>>31182902
just started playing this on PC, so far it's actually scary, which is srange since the console version was not scary at all

Seems Klondike's banned for 30 days cause suggestive art= pony pornography.

Whoops

>>31182988

Dead Space 1 or 2?

pc master race

>>31182906

According to Squeak:

Ion-Sturm

Cross Breeze

Vanner

Applejinx

Shuckle

I have no idea who the fuck these people are.

We're gonna kick their asses.

>>31182980
I don't even know. I really like Dash, probably too much I mean she's the closest I've come to an honest to god waifu, but I find her eating away her problems hilarious

>>31183008
the mod banned him because he got a boner and his mom walked in and saw it

>>31183015
2, and I usually only play PC, but I prefer consoles on TPS games, and since it was console ported to PC I got it on PS3.

>>31182980
Good. This is what I want.

>>31182988
> dead space
> scary

not sure if serious

>>31182948
What was Star Swirl's specialty again?

>>31183008
so in otherwords he's banned for the 30 seconds it will take to walk up to his router and reset it

>>31182980
> They are calling my waifu fat! Boohoo.

>>31182860

Fuck ya it is my nigga.

>>31182905

Nah, it was a Caribbean with awesome dreadlocks.

>>31182981

>Are you a... spy?

Maybe!

>>31183096
Bells apparently

>>31183032
I think Ion-Sturm has shown up here and at FiMchan, since his name sounds familiar.

>>31183095
Play it on PC, max settings, and headphones.

>>31183099
But would we ever know if it was him without his name!? How the hell would we know who he was dammit! HOW!?

>>31183087
>>31183038

mah niggas

>>31183063

If you haven't played DS1 I'd recommend it, it's a different experience to DS2 in a few ways.

What other games have you been interested in this year?

Dead Space doesn't have shit on Amnesia in the middle of the night with headphones on a 24 " screen though.

>>31183096
amniomorphic spell

>>31183158
The sound design on dead space was amazing, you really lose a lot from only having TV speakers. Headphones make the whole thing so much better.

>>31182902

>>31183216

ONLY THE DEAD KNOW PEACE FROM THIS EVIL

>>31183183
DS1 was good as well. Also Amnesia was only scary about 3/4 through. Then I picked up on things.

This year my top games are Witcher 2, Dark Souls, and Deus Ex.

>>31183216
Who is this pone?

>>31183113
Wrongo, closing thing to that for me would be Pinkie, and shes been called fat numerous times. I'm just saying it doesn't really make much sense is all, but few things in this fandom do. So I got over it.

>>31183206
wiktionary is not very helpful with "amnio-"

also

why does sweet apple acres frequently have both red and green apples in buckets, carts, etc, yet we only ever really see red apple trees around the farm?

>>31183293
markerpony

>>31182980
I don't get it. It makes no sense. A fat animal will have a lot of trouble flying, not to mention the amount of effort that goes into flying in the first place.
It is physically impossible for Dash to fly fast if she were overweight.
If anyone should be fat, it's Fluttershy. She does shit all. She'd probably live off natural stuff like grass and hay, though.

>>31183293

WHO WAS PONE?

If nothing else, these hiatuses make me enjoy the show a lot more when it does roll around.

>>31183331

>>31183330
>killjoy

>>31183158
I did. It wasn't scary. It was fun, sometimes challenging, but really scary? NO.

Silent Hill 1-3 or Amnesia in other hand...

never jerk off with shampoo

>>31183330
Nope sorry, Twilight's the fat one.

>spend all your time indoors studying
>teleport everywhere instead of walking

>>31183257

Haven't played a Witcher game and I don't have a console, but Deus Ex was definitely amazing.

Got a lot of flack from /v/ because it wasn't the same game as the original but in the current climate it was a genuinely good game.

It didn't feel like I was putting up with shit or a lack of developer effort in the game.

Also flygirl is best flygirl.

>>31183330
it's physically impossible for those wings to keep her in the air anyway, who says the strongest flier in equestria can't propel herself at twice the body mass
she may not be able to turn on a dime any more, but she can crash into things and cause explosions

>>31183293
ponified marker image
...
I'm serious.

>>31183381
Witcher 2 is really good, you should consider it.

>>31183377

You'd think magic, altering the fabric of time and space would require a lot of energy

>>31183354

by god, after all this time, the mystery is solved

>>31183372
How old are you? 12?

>>31183369
The problem with Amnesia was that once you figured things out, it wasn't scary anymore. Same with Penumbra 2, I was able to run through it with ease.

>>31183377
>implying magic at her level doesn't really burn up calories

>>31183402
Hey guys what if we ponified a pony thread, and then a thread about her, and then ponified that thread?

>>31182514

>>31183426
it seemed like a good idea at the time

>>31183134
Prove you are GeneralIvan

why does TF2 keeps downloading itself

fucking why

>>31183448

>>31183134

>Maybe!

STOP PLAYING GAMES, FACELESS

SHOW YOURSELF

>>31183435

That and the fact that once you die a lot of times you realizes the game autosaves every two seconds. Part of what really made the game scary was not knowing how bad the consequence for dying would be.

By halfway through the game, I didn't really see death as an obstacle.

But until that point? Holy shit, I nearly pissed my pants.

>>31183481
/r/ing full comic of this

>>31183469
Updating.

>>31183521

>that feel when if you died too many times the game just didn't spawn the monster and let you walk through with ease.

I didn't feel mad, just sad that the game thought I sucked so much that it decided to take pity on me. Thanks for encouraging me when I died, but games should never just let you win. It takes away the sense of accomplishment.

>>31182980
We just want inflation art.

Scootanon, post something, anything really, I just want to see you post.

>>31183586
Hello Ponychan.

>>31183609
I know right.

I could read things that he posts all day long.

>>31183636
that's because scootaloo is best pony

>>31183648

and scootanon is best anon

>>31183648

Scootaloo's not a pony silly! She's a chicken!

>>31183636
I could read scootanon's posts all day
they're like honey for my eyes
maybe one day we can be together

>>31183673
pinkie is best pie

>>31183673

>>31183673
YOURACHIKEN.

>>31183682

She sure is!

>>31183682
what you say, bitch?

>>31183681
Sometimes I masturbate to the thought of scootanon posting

GEE JUST LOOK AT THOSE PONIES HUH GUYS THEY SURE ARE SOMETHING

>>31183723

I could go for a pi pie right about now

>>31183682
I like Apple Pie

>>31183038

>but I find her eating away her problems hilarious

>implying pinkie doesn't have a secret fetish where she encourages Dash to do this.

>>31183728

I AGREE PONES ARE SO CUTE.

>>31183728
>not simultaneously masturbating while reading pony threads
>2011

multitasking

>>31183723
mmm pie

you are now nostalgia-ing manually

>>31182948
that's my favorite country music singer

>>31183750
So Pinkie is Bonbon now?

>>31183759
I THINK I COULD TALK ABOUT PONIES ALL YEAR. THERE IS JUST SO MUCH TO TALK ABOUT.

>>31183750
>pinkie bringing Dash a basket of baked goods every day to say thanks for being such a good friend
>she records how wide Dash is every day in her diary

So I was just reading my T.V. guide thing on the new episode and it said something along the lines of:
>A rough celebration of Sister hood

Do you think that they meant a physical roughness like down and dirty type of thing? Or something more along the lines of an unofficial celebration that Sweetie made up herself?

It'd make more sense for raity to be adverse to the former, plus I'd give us the opportunity to see the potential sisters of many other ponies.

>>31183750

>implying Pinkie isn't the one who force feeds Dash cupcakes during their "fun time"

>>31183797
>only 1 year

casual

I remember like, last week or something, there was some sort of dread going through the threads that Lyra might be getting an official name that contradicts 'precious fanon'.
I've been away, so, did anything come of that, or was everyone being retarded.

>>31183770
Oh fucking hell. I would go watch Weebl and Bob, but I don't think i'd be able to stand it anymore....

>>31183816
>Lyra
Who?

I know right? AJ needs more love, she only got one episode last season. Hopefully she gets at least one this season.

Though with any luck she might pop up in the Applejack episode.

>>31183809

>inb4 derpy gets a random background pony as a sister in such a sequence

my bet would be on cloudkicker

>>31183809

>that feel when all those sibling pairings is going to usher a new wave of delicious Ponychan tears.

>>31183524
I don't have it
have this instead

>>31183816
oh yeah, she's called heartstrings now

>>31182127
>/co/ vs ponychan writing
>/co/ will write like two or three short, somewhat subtle pieces
>ponychan will write a fuckton of mediocre crossovers and lolsodeep oc bullshit

>>31183838
>Applejack not appearing in the Applejack episode
Thank you for this hilarious mental image.

>you will never be double teamed by the spa ponies, while one sucks your balls, and the other ones puts a urethral sound down your dickhole and massages your prostate

>>31183838
Did you just say you hope Applejack appears in the Applejack episode? An episode about her, without her. Might be cool.

>>31183839

Derpy would be a cute big sister. Better than everyone thinking she's a single mom.

>>31183863

Curse you subconscious! I meant Applebloom.

Though....with how things are going Applejack might not pop up in an Applejack episode.

>>31182127
What's the competiotion about, and the rules?

> mfw i like all the ponies

>>31183874
Shush, thread simulator. Not today. Not anyday.

>>31183896
I mean, look at Over A Barrel.

>>31183853
Well that's a, yeah. A real nice name?

>>31183874
>puts a urethral sound down your dickhole and massages your prostate
i...
i don't think that's how that works

>>31183908
>implying the thread simulators aren't hilarious

>>31183901


All info can be found here:
http://fim.413chan.net/fic/res/13190.html#i13190

>>31183908
>you will never be in the thread simulator
sadpony.jpg

>>31183931
That's not the point.

>>31183927
didn't say she was massaging the prostate using the urethral sound

she had her finger up your butt

>>31183906
My face as well.

>Not liking ponies interacting with other ponies
>Are you high?

>>31183874
>that feel when these used to be hilarious but now they're highly erotic

>>31183948
oh yes
that mental image is much more pleasant now
yes

>>31183927
That is, actually, how it works.

>>31183927
it's not.
sounding stimulates the smooth muscles of the penis, which causes the mind to think, "ejaculation" and thus causes pleasure.
prostate stimulation is done via the butt. it's too far in the pelvis to be reached by a sound, though a massage of the perineum will stimulate it somewhat.

>>31182127

>/co/ vs. Ponychan write off
>ponychan is going to win no matter what because hugboxing

>>31183920

Huh...you're right, she was hardly in that episode, and she was the whole reason they were going there in the first place!

>>31183934
>that feel when you were in all three thread simulators

>>31183790
She's alright

I'm drawing.
Rarity and Sweetie Belle are dancing and singing and having a good time.
Setting ideas?

>>31183880

i would tend to agree, never liked the derpy/dinky stuff myself

>>31183967

That's why all entries are anonymous. They'll never know they're voting for us.

>>31183979
weren't there 4? you're a failure

>>31183961
>>31183963
i really did not need to know either of those things, in a pony thread

i need to remember to stop visiting threads other than new episode weekends

>>31183983
How about they're dancing and singing and having a good time?

>>31183963
>Having a serious conversation about this. Again.
We don't need to go down this road everyday, you know. Let people figure it out on their own if they don't know by now.

>>31183963
I think he meant getting your prostate massaged and a sound down your dickhole at the same time

>>31184000
I was in 2.0 and I made the cut in 2.2 if that's what you mean.

>>31183423
>>31183377
Have you seen Twlight Sparkles' diet? You don't exactly get fat on daffodil and daisy sandwiches.

>>31183999
the potential quality of this contest just went up by ten thousand percent

>>31183999

They'll vote for the self-insert oc bullshit anyway.
Who are the judges?

>>31183963
> it's too far in the pelvis to be reached by a sound
There are medical sounds that reach into the bladder.

>>31184034
I am the judge

>>31183931

>That feel when there will never be a thread simulator 4.

The material literally writes itself. All someone needs to do is cap and edit.

>>31184047
I vote for this.

>>31184008
I meant a background setting.
I need to know now for lighting purposes.

>>31183816
consult
>>31182976

Why hasn't scootanon posted yet

I need scootanon post

>>31184047
>>31184053
duuuuuuuuuuude

>>31184037
not just medical. pleasure ones with 'spoons' as well. But the bladder can be massaged through the pelvic area between the penis and bellybutton. The prostate, while able to be massaged via perineal pressure, is well inside of the body.

welcome to zombocom
here at zombocom anything is possible
at zombocom, OH GOD LUNA IS HOLDING ME PRISONER AND RAPING ME OH DEAR GOD HELP

>>31183970
>image
I might be alone on this, but this was actually my favorite part of that episode. I love the exaggeration when shes trying to hide her lying. She is a really bad liar at all times.

>>31184037
please stop
i'm begging you
do you want money or something? i can pay you to stop

>>31183983
Finish this fic and get all my love.

>>31184047
>>31184053
These are both fairly hilarious.

>>31184034
>>31184029

There are no judges. It's a vote. Each story will be voted for over a voting service in survey format, meaning that each story must be rated on a scale of 1 to 5. In the end the board with the most high ranking stories is the winner, and the highest ranking story from that board is the ultimate champion.

>>31184078
WHAT THE FUCK, WHY

Getting a foley catheter pulled out was one of the most unpleasant thing I've ever experienced, anyone that actually wants to insert something into their urethra all the way into their bladder needs to be tied to a tree and shot.

>>31184093
get me skyrim for pc.

>>31184056
In a gazebo, on the beach, during sunset.

Go!

>>31184093
Grow some disconnect, motherfucker.
I don't like sounding, but some knowledge is never a bad thing.
Even if it's knowledge of weird sex shit.

>>31183967
>MLP watchers = bronies
>Homestuck readers = HOMIES

HOLY FUCKING SHIT 8C

>>31183750
>>31183799
>>31183812

whyboner

SWEETIE BELLE EPISODE TOMMORROW

ARE YOU READY FOR THE MARSHMELLOW PONY MADNESS?

>>31183983
greysh noon's time, a pony party outside, in Ponyville (background composition and details similar to ones in ep04)
a lot of ponies having fun, but do not put those two in spotlight or on podium, it will be way to OOC

>>31184098
AAAAAAAAA I mean pic.

Someone draw a pic of applejack being eaten by pinky pie with the caption "Applejack doesnt taste like apples"

>>31184135
get back to posting scootaloo, scootanon! ponies that aren't scootaloo are patently inferior!

>>31184117
i can get that for you
isn't there a leaked version out right now anyway? it's floating around bitgamer and black cats

>>31184135
I AM

>>31184153
He is Sweetieanon and she is better than gayscoot.

>>31184170
motherfucker i'll cut you up!

>>31184170

Gayscoot > *

Oh wait holy fuck there's a new episode tomorrow?!

Oh wait, I DONT FUCKING HAVE THE HUB ANYMORE.

And to think, I started writing this comment happy as a fucking clam. Now i'm just depressed.

>>31184148
>Hussie

So.

Hussie.

How's that dead father and hard life growing up and hating oi n this generation composed of soft man-children because they like a children's cartoon show?

>>31184114
it involves stretching and lubricant. Apparently it's not terribly different from anal. If you just go in for it, with no prepwork or practice or stretching, it'll be unpleasant at best.
If you graduate from small to larger and deeper devices, and do it cautiously and slowly, then something something.

>>31184157
the steam version has achievements though...
Of course this does remind me OF THE TIME I GOT MY CATHETER...

>>31184189

Watch it online. 1080p comes out about an hour or two after it airs.

>>31184189
Streams and youtube, anon. Will you stay for lunch?

>>31184189
>Not just waiting for the 780p torrent

>>31184204
FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>31184198
STOP SAYING THESE THINGS

>>31184193
>that thread today
Man was that a weird thread.

>>31184198
I'm not sure if I should be getting a boner or not

>>31184130

>MLP watchers = bronies

Yer in /co/ now, son. We don't use that word 'round hur.

>>31184225
>>31184224
I should start streaming the eps again. I have all the hardware I need.

>>31184231
So do we have a deal?

did everyone already talk about Pony Space?

>>31184229
>no hanging out in one of the few mlp general only streams and bro-ing it up

granted it's not as fun as it used to be, but it's still an experience of sorts

>>31184237
>>31184245
I feel like laughing maniacally now.
I don't really know why.
But it's sort of hot, if you're into shit like that.
And it's not like they're just jamming angry metal poles into their urethras.

I should be painting but I colored this instead because boredom I guess.

>>31184266
That'd be cool, we are usually a little low on /co/ streams.

>>31184130
>Homestuck Readers
>Not Homofags

Cmon, it writes itself

It also keeps with the general naming method of xfags

e.g. ponyfags.

>>31184288
>let me show you
>the vag of my people

>>31184287
what about electro stim, I heard they make sounds that you can hook up to an electrostimulator

So, is anyone here not banned from Ponychan?

>>31184309
This is G-rated family entertainment, sir. There's nothing down there as you can plainly see.

>>31184288
I like it.

Fucking Friday night traffic. We'll continue at image limit, if my questers are here.

>>31184243
Sure was a larger one than usual, but at least it didn't continue with a new one linking to the old one.

I would have reported it on the IRC, but the mods seem to be stuck in the past, plus was IP banned trying to get a pony thread on /sci/ deleted.

They don't want to fix anything, they just want to procrastinate, and get mad when shit boils over the kettle

>>31183032
Floating around both, I wasn't sure if I should throw my hat into the ring. But you know, why not.

>>31184344
What is that reaction pic from?

>>31184332
I'm not.
Why do you ask?

>>31184288
>finally get to have sex with pony
>oh yeah, lift those legs seductively
>no vagina
>mouth does not accept penis
>anus is filled with inward pointing barbs

Welp...

>>31184332
I usually contribute to the /pony/ threads, so I"m still clear. What's up?

>>31184350
So where are we in your story?

>>31184374
>inward-pointing barbs

oh god what

why is this thread?! WHY IS IT?!

>>31184374
>fuck her armpit

everything went better than expected.

>>31184328
shocks the smooth muscle of your urethra, causing your brain to think, "I'm cumming," and thus give you pleasure similar to said experience.
http://www.blowfish.com/catalog/toys/medical_play.html
http://www.blowfish.com/catalog/toys/estim.html
This thread is autosaging, so I'm out.

>>31184351
It actually ended fairly decently, with people relearning that others have different opinions on things and such, though it kind of got ruined at the end, when people who didn't even read the thread started posting. Though it was a bad thread to begin with.

>this whole thread

>>31184374
>anus

I don't see one. I'm pretty sure alicorns just magic their poop away.

They probably send it to Faceless's house.

>>31184368
It's really easy to get banned. See how quickly you can do it without breaking rules.

>>31184377

We gathered supplies and Celestia sent us back to Equestria. Woke up in the library, noticed a patrol outside, and snuck into the woods bordering the road to Canterlot. Ran into an armed checkpoint halfway, tried to go deeper into the forest to avoid them, and alerted them to our presence. We're now perched on a tree branch with two of them below us.

>>31184132
"Pinkie, it's not that I don't appreciate all the cupcakes, but I'm getting really full."

"Aww, but you've only got one left! You can do it!"

Never one to back away from a challenge, Rainbow Dash plucked the final cupcake from the tray, and lapped up the generous pile of frosting before shoving the cake into her mouth and swallowing it all in one gulp. She gasped a bit, the confection finally making it's way down into her belly, and sighed contentedly.

All was quiet. She gazed up at Pinkie from the floor. "So what happens now?"

"Now, you take a nap!"

And then they went up to Pinkie's room. Dash quickly drifted off into a food-coma, and Pinkie nuzzled up beside her, resting her head on Dash's soft belly.

Pleasantly subverted expectations!

>>31184416
i know that feeling

hey, let's abruptly change topics.
who's playing dark souls?

>>31184435
Would that require me posting or going there?

>>31184447
Thats the best subversion

>>31184414

>that site

holy shit, some of these things look like instruments of torture

>>31184461
i'm still slogging through demon's souls

i've just killed the spider demon and now there are tentacles coming out the ground

>>31184510
They are your friends. Embrace them.

once again, pony thread has gone places that make ponychan look less daunting.

godammit, /co/.

>>31184461
>playing dark souls
>not just sitting next to your lifeless computer waiting to play Skyrim

>>31184488
they're a good store, but yeah, some of their shit is scary as.
http://www.blowfish.com/catalog/toys/nipple_clamps.html
OW MY SENSITIVE NIPS

>>31184461
what the fuck is dark souls? seriously, I can't remember the last time I went out of my way to care about new vidya

>>31184541
Just doing our job, ma'am.

>>31184541
come back in 11 hours, it'll be better

all the innocent little poofters who only come here to discuss the show will be here

>>31184350

FUCK YEAH!

We're still on the tree branch, right?

I already know you're planning on having us captured, don't lie

>>31184560
Demons' Souls 2, basically.

>>31184447
>This again

Seriously? Its the same shit as bonbon and lyra i need new things!

>>31184541

Would you prefer a free and unrestricted freedom of speech, or an Orwellian stifling of expression?

If you prefer the latter, go to Ponychan and never return.

>>31184560
oh my
you're in for a treat
also, horrible horrible agony and despair and anger

>>31184544

Fallout minus guns but with loli lizard sex mods.

I'll pass thanks.

>>31184584
.....sigh, whats Demons' Souls?

>>31184606
>passing loli lizard sex mods

What font is used on 4chan?

>>31184627
Unicode

>>31184578

Gun is loaded with five bullets. There are five guards. Whether you get captured or not is up to your discretion.

God fucking it, I'm high and I want to see Scootanon post. Is that too much to ask?

>>31184592

which is my point. this place is STILL the lesser of two evils.

i'll just sit here and eat my imported candy corn until things get better.

or till i go to my weekly warhammer club. anyone read the new necrons?

>>31184590
Sorry! Just decided to do a thing for that guy. Not a fan of the subject matter myself, just having fun!

>>31184547
just get a car battery, a dimmer, and some alligator clips, that's what Saddam's guards used to interrogate people

>>31184665
All I want is an indicator on all posts on their reported status. I feel the report button doesn't do anything.

>>31184623
an ARPG.

>>31184627
That's an odd question that I don't have the answer to anon. May I ask why?

>>31184641

>>31184683
God, he's so talented.
Why does he waste it on mindless shit like this!

>>31184624

I can't get a boner if I can't hold a gun to their temple.

>>31184664
Why don't you just become scootanon if you like her so much?

>>31184643

The gun jams

or

we get shot the second we upholster

>>31184665
Don't worry ,it gets alot better every Saturday

>>31184623
the most difficult game this generation

/v/ pretends to like it.

>>31184447

goddomit

>>31184691
>ARPG
god damn it, have I really been out of the loop of games for this fucking long? What the hell is an ARPG?

>>31184623

A game that will not hold your hand, and in fact will kill you in increasingly horrible ways until you learn the ropes. Even then you'll probably die a lot anyway.

>>31184714
The folly of the talented, yet uncreative, I'm afraid. I know it hurts, but we all just have to bear it.

>>31184606
>loli mods
casual
>lizard tits, ever
filthy casual

thanks op, she is hot bitch in porn, i cum so hard while hurtling through space toward a decommissioned space station. slowly, i pull my knees to my chest and close my eyes as my bowels begin to expel hundreds upon hundreds of beautiful, symmetrical turds, brown as the day is long. i laugh like a young girl as my turds drift aimlessly behind me; they are as butterflies to a child frolicking in the fields of elysium.

i approach the station's docking port, flaccid cock in hand, and prepare to float gently into its inviting confines. i extend my cockless arm jubilantly, as to celebrate the majesty and depth of space, and thank jesus christ for this ultimate gift and blessing. but suddenly, my outstretched arm collides with the outer rim of the docking port, and the trajectory of my quaggy body is violently halted.

the ftes afford me barely enough time to turn his head before the turds arrive. one thousand turds, each one seemingly larger than the last. i try in vain to cleanse mu eyes of the shitsting, but succeed only in smearing my own fecal matter into a fine asspaste, which slowly seeps into my eyes and nasal cavity. i inhale three hundred and twenty four Space Turds; my lungsare permeated completely with my own shit. i hang lax, spirit broken, defeated by poop. i will never be the same. i am forever a shit faggot

>>31184742
Action RPG?

thats my first guess

MAPLEJACK CONFIRMED FOR FiM!

>>31184714
Outside people say that when we draw ponies in general.

>>31184729

i know. the post-new episode threads are the best threads.

>Season 2, Episode 9
>12/3 10:00am EST
>Sweet and Elite
>Rarity must choose between her friends and important social connections in Canterlot.

OH NO WHICH DO YOU THINK SHE'LL CHOOSE?!

>>31184726

>revolver
>jam

>>31184683
>apple bloom casts homing crystal soul mass while laughing uncontrollably.jpg

>>31184765
I like it! Another!

>>31184676
Then i apologize.

>>31184742
Action Role-Playing Game

basically, a third-person brawler where you can change your clothing

>implying you were ever in the loop of games if you don't even know what arpg stands for

>>31184730
>Demons' Souls
>most difficult game this generation

That's REALLY sad, now that I think about it, because, while challenging, isn't all that difficult.

>>31184726

>upholster

wow, fucked that one up.

>>31184778

wait, what?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpQFT-sRxBU

>>31184332
Lol I don't think so

>>31184803
no single-player game is all that difficult; you play multiplayer if you want a challenge

>>31184773

>the FORMER director of project freelancer

Who's that again?

I'm reluctant to smoke hash oil again in case it makes me fap to ponies, I may have to approach this tentatively

>>31184778

Canterlot

The rumors about them replacing one of the mane 6 are true

Search your feeling you KNOW it to be true!

>>31184830
That's cheating. Then the game is only as difficult as your opponents.