SEX WITH PONIES!

Video games are cool

I LOVE SCIENCE

>>31143285
DAMN RIGHT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jm3QoruEUc

;_;

This just pulls at my Heartstrings.

>>31143293
SCIENCE IS AWESOME

SCIENCE

I like to play video games.

So, who poni would what vidya?

ASK LOONY LUNA UPDATED:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVRmJrDosMA

SCIENCE, you say?

Liar. I already HID the Pony general, and checking up on it shows 265 posts.

I can't hate ponies more than I already do, but I CAN hate faggots who spam them outside of their corral. Away with you.

>>31143325
Derpy plays fighters. Cartot can not keep up with her ability to see individual frames.

>>31143337
And another reported post!

>>31143307
SCIENCE?

>>31143337
>saging a cartoon thread on /co/

Old thread is at image limit.

>>31143332
SCIENCE!?

Whatever happen to waiting until BOTH limits were hit?

Now we have two threads bumping to the front page.

>>31143325
This question gets asked all the time, the answers are pretty much cliches at this point.

Twilight; RTS
Applejack: Farmville
Rainbow Dash: Fighting games and racers
Pinkie Pie: Whatever the fuck she wants
Fluttershy: Manhunt and GTA
Rarity: I can't remember this one.
Lyra: The Sims

>>31143355
SCIENCE!

>>31143359
shut up nathan

>>31143371
MEDICAL SCIENCE?

>>31143360
You mean heartstrings

>>31143359
Kids these days.
Seriously, even I learned not to make new generals when I first came here.

>>31143386
SCIENCE HAS GONE TOO FAR!

HEY

HEY

HEY EVERYBODY

THERE ISN'T A TWO-WEEK GAP THIS TIME

THERE'S ACTUALLY A NEW EPISODE ON SATURDAY

YOUR REACTION WHEN?

>>31143412

>>31143412

>>31143386
>>31143386
My little chemotherapy?

>>31143407
I... Okay, you win.

>>31143412

>>31143412
old news

Stumbled onto this the other day

Do you know this one, /co/?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9gdf92wK5c

>>31143433
>chemotherapony
ftfy

>>31143307
I saw another version of this idea the other day, except done a bit more realistically. Might have been a little gory? I don't really remember the picture well at all, and it seems I didn't save it. Could someone please repost it, if anyone knows the image I'm talking about?

>>31143459
That wasn't very good

>>31143442
Awesome!
For my victory, I demand a cute picture of Derpy scrunching while standing on her hind legs.
I have to go now, but I expect it on my desk before sundown!

>>31143412

>>31143285
> what it feels like to explore pony sexuality

>>31143470
WHOA TONE IT DOWN THERE

>>31143386
> My Little FTM Transition

>>31143464
chemotherapony?

>>31143470
That's not a valid answer to "do you know this one?"

A valid answer would be "yes" or "no".

I would also accept, "I think so."

>>31143412
That, and we've got episodes every week for at least four weeks running!

>>31143477
have a good day!

>>31143499
I don't know it.

>>31143386
As I've been asking: Would poni augment poni? Nonsexually?

>>31143497
Horses do have an actuall tail underneath all that hair, you know...

So, guys

I joke about liking My Little Pony to my friends, that was a while back before I decided to actually try the show for myself, and the joke's spread out to some other people who might not know that I'm supposedly joking

Just today one of these people came up to me and said he watched episode 1 and through Rainbow Dash was awesome

I don't know if I'm being trolled and how I should respond

What do

>>31143527
Body modification is a thing that does exist, you know.

>>31143523

>>31143529
Do you like the show?

NTSTS, are you EVER going to respond to that e-mail I sent you?

>>31143529
kill yourself lol

>>31143529
"Well okay then."

>>31143529
"good for you"?

>>31143527
>>31143548
it's short and it has bones inside

>>31143553
no he doesnt want to have anal sex with you right now

>>31143529
See the funny thing is, there's a reason people watch the show.

Because it's good.

You run the risk of people liking it when you fuck around like that. Shouldn't be long before you're surrounded. And it will be noone's fault but your own.

>>31143549
But, but...

>>31143529
You could be honest

"You know, I started out joking about liking the show, but once I gave it a try, I found it surprisingly good."

>>31143265
Shouldn't that read "I WILL DO MAGIC TO IT"?

>>31143552

I didn't actually like it until I tried watching it a while back. Then it stopped being a joke. Friends aren't supposed to know that, though

>>31143529
play it cool. One guy came up to me after finding out I liked it and was all "so how bout ponies", and I called him a cunt. Turns out, he actually likes the show, now we talk bout it secretly.

I say secretly, but today he started singing I LIKE PONIES I WANNA STROKE THEIR MANES so maybe I need to keep a bit of distance

>>31143465
I've never seen it

>>31143529
Just tell him you were joking and don't really watch the show.

Or become secret friends with him. Non-sexually.

>>31143576
Sufficiently researched magic is indistinguishable from science.

>uxtfole magician.

>>31143529
Call his bluff.
No one could possibly think that Rainbow Dash was a good pony based on just the first episode.

>>31143571
> that feel when you realize someone has a SEVERE robot fetish
> with ponies
... Well, I mean, I guess you could spot-clean her easily after.

>>31143578
Oh, well like...

Aren't you in a position to not give a fuck anymore? You have backup at this point. That's all it takes.

I'm patient zero in my circle of friends, and all but one has succumbed to the pony at this point, and that's only because that poor bastard is still running on dial-up out in the boonies.

>>31143594
You got that backwards

>>31143578
Good friends will forgive you for watching a show they think is stupid. They might tease you a bit, but they won't stop being friends with you.

Like the other day, on Facebook, one of my old friends -- a guy I've been close friends with for eight years (he goes to a different uni than I) had his picture posted and tagged from Halloween.

He was dressed as Pinkie Pie

And I didn't even mock him a little. Well, I might tease a bit at the upcoming annual Thanksgiving LAN party.

>>31143617
That's the joke, featherbrain.

>>31143627
>He was dressed as Pinkie Pie

Pics or GTFO

>>31143262

>>31143553
Maybe.
no i don't want to have anal sex with you

>>31143649
nah just gtfo

>>31143653
Dammit.

>>31143529
Kill your friend and his family, burn the bodies, call the police, chop off your arms, gauge out your eyes, cut out your tongue, and end your own misery before it's too late. End yourself before you bare witness to the horrors you have inadvertently wrought when you find him one day walking around in a 'Brony' T-shirt from Hot Topic trying to open up to you about how he masturbated to Rainbow Dash for the first time the night before.

>>31143652
THIS WARMS MY COLD BLACK HEART.

>>31143652
Haha, excellent! Thank you sincerely, it's lovely.

>>31143586
Ah well, thanks for the response regardless.

>>31143627

I'm pretty sure some of my friends have caught on that I'm not exactly joking when I suddenly pull off a stunt like revealing a pony folder. Not that I've actually done it, but it's a comparison.

I just don't want word of it to spread out. It's my dirty little secret. At least of my 2 closest friends, I've converted one and another knows but doesn't give a fuck and shares the same sentiments on 'bronies'.

On the plus side at least there's no hint of my obsession with Twilight Sparkle anywhere

>Reddit kid gets kicked out of home for liking ponies

Reddit confirmed for shit hole.

What last words did we come up with for the mane 6 in that other thread? Anyone get the end result?

>>31143652
I think I shall color this.

Who should the filly be?

>>31143649
I'm pretty confident no one wants to see my friend's bad pony cosplay.

Also he's with two other new york guys from his uni (presumably, at least) who dressed as RBD and FS.

The FS guy is wearing a shirt that says "fly above haters".

>>31143696
appleboom

>>31143696
either of Pinkie's sisters

>>31143686
> gets kicked out of house for liking MLP
Man, that's like parents kicking you out for being gay -- there are some serious underlying issues with that parent/child relationship, and ponies and/or being gay are just excuses for shitty parents.

>>31143696
Berryshine.

pony should pony pony very cutely
>>31143310
It's not green? which one is that

>>31143714
>that's like parents kicking you out for being gay
uh i think its even worse

>>31143701
>The FS guy is wearing a shirt that says "fly above haters".

Seriously?

>>31143696
Filly should be Omni-filly

DELICIOUS SCIENCE

>I'm pretty confident no one wants to see my friend's bad pony cosplay.
What does it feel like to be wrong?
Is it like there's small worm that crawling around in the pit of your stomach?

>>31143745
DELICIOUS SCIENTIFIC HEALING.

>>31143735
I don't give a fuck about the internet safety of his two friends, since I don't know them, but I'm still kind enough to crop out his head.

Like I said, I don't know this guy. He was just in the picture.

>>31143785
a message we should all live by

>>31143693
I dunno I didn't pay attention to that

here's the thread though >>31136772

hello my friends!
what are we talking about today?

>>31143783
I wanted to believe it was a lie..

>>31143785
NEVER.

>>31143807
The War of the League of Cambrai

>>31143634
>post derpy
>people take post seriously

Damn, no wonder you guys keep falling for that Twilight is a Mary Sue / Discord post.

>>31143826
chistery which part of girls do you like best

i would have to say the most erotic part of the woman is the boobies

>>31143800
Thanks.

God, Twilight's really get me.

>>31143853
I READ IT IN HIS VOICE

>>31143674
All-Lantern is best Pony.

>>31143853
I like most of them. "Whole package" and all.

Never had a thing for feet, though.

What would Rorschach's cutie mark be?

I bet it would be ink blots. And they shift based on his expression.

>>31143921
I know that feel. Even if a girl has a wonderful ass, face, and breasts, I wouldn't go for her if she had a weird inner ear.

Gotta have the whole package.

>>31143853
I would have to agree
also the voice

Hourly reminder to check out the Write Off competition throwing down on fimchan.

The Prompt: Rarity falls in love with a dressmaker.

Thread with links to fics: http://fim.413chan.net/fic/res/12742.html

Vote for your favorites here: http://www.surveymonkey.com/s/TFV8MXN

But we all know I'm going to win so why bother?

>>31143934
... That's a little ablist, don't you think?

>>31143948
And who the sam Hell is that going to be?

>>31143677

Also, how do you people deal with your being a MLP viewer? Does anyone you know IRL know? Are they fans themselves, or did you convert them? How do you hide your dirty little secret?

>>31143952
Well of course.

But I mean, I don't date guys, and that's pretty sexist.

>>31143962
>My Little Muslim

We had this discussion the other day, excellent.

>HEADCANON: Rarity is a Shiite!

>>31143961
One guy did Twilight's mom.

A lot were OCs, several didn't even involve shipping.

And then one of them was a real mindfuck.

>>31143948
>you
>winning at anything
lolno

I'm sweep that shiz.

>>31143968
> mfw I'm terribly sexist by that logic

>>31143921
Boobs are the most fun part, but the ass is where I look to see if a girl is physically attractive.

All trumped by the brain, of course, but that should really go without saying.

>>31143997
I would never date a girl without seeing the inside of her cranal cavity first. The brain is by far the most attractive muscle on the body.

Call me shallow, but I just want to see a girl with a lot of wrinkles in her graymatter.

>>31143992
I'm still trying to figure outwhether or not your fic even covered the prompt

>>31143996
>mfw that's the joke

I'm not bothering to read any of these

which should I vote for?

just tell me which fic is republican, and which is democrat

>>31144018
If you don't think it did then you're more of an uncultured and oblivious charlatan than I ever suspected. Don't let that be the case.

It certainly covered more than the fic featuring an original character who didn't even make dresses.

Greetings comrades. I've been drawing a comic for you guys at a snail's pace and here's a preview.

Who shall be the 2nd pony and what will be the context of the comic is up for you guys to decide!

>>31144013

>>31144059
Aren't you that guy with the political cartoon style?

>>31144048
The Bead is written about a brittle Rarity who duddin' git whut she wuntud. Written by a lesbian, so it's like 2011's Sylvia Plath. Don't fucking vote for it.

>>31143989
Which was the mindfuck?

And none of them did Spike, really?

Two Rainbow Dash epsiode in a row?

This won't end well...

>>31144077
Sylvia Plath was straight.

>>31144059
Hey, it's YOU!
Got that picture of Scootaloo reading "how to lay an egg"? I didn't save it the first n times it was posted.

>>31144089
Art of the Dress (expectations)

>>31143997
Hnnngh, there are some girls that -- I swear I God -- It's like "OH MY GOD DID YOU SEE HER? HER ASS IS BUILT LIKE THE GODDAMN SPACESHUTTLE."

"What the Hell, why would you want to fuck a rocket ship--"

"BUILT FOR HARD ENTRY AND LONG-TERM USE."

>>31144072
Uhh..is that what people call that type of art style nowadays? I guess so, yeah I'm the one who did your Vinyl request.

>>31144098
Here you go sir.

>>31144013
The problem with eating a bitch's brain is that you can only do it once. So my relationships are always very short.

>>31144089
I think Cross-Stitched hinted at Spike feeling jealous, maybe.

It was pretty bad overall though.

>>31144096
Women whose greatest novel centers around "depressed women fuck many random strangers, feels better about herself through the magic of dicking" isn't actually straight, she's just a void waiting to be filled with something phallic.

Ergo every lesbian ever finely crafted in the lowest echelons of Hell.

You are now aware this describes Dash's clawing need to be filled and filled again.

>>31144116
VINYL! That was how I named it!
Seen this?

>>31143948
I need the one with lesbian Rarity so... names please?

>>31144132
did anyone save that post about chistery being a faggy witch-dyke or something? i can't remember it but it was awesome

>>31144106
...Heh.

Honestly, as long as it's controlled, pretty much any ass is fine. Just... too much jiggle is very much a bad thing.

>>31144116
You should probably get a trip.
Or at least a name.

>>31144116
Pardon my ignorance. It's just that your shadows look like those of a political comic, know what I mean?

>>31144096
TAKE YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE OVEEEEN

>>31144150
This as fuck

Yay! moot is fixing his shit and I can post pics again!

posting most ravishing pony, there are WAY too few pics of her royal loveliness in all her new-found glory

>>31144150
dont encourage them

>>31144141
Something like "You just turned this competition over to a faggot alcoholic witch-dyke"?

>>31144132
Let me clarify.

Sylvia Plath married a man and had two children with him. She was a heterosexual.

>>31144132
I'd watch My Lesbian Pony - Dickings is Magic.

>>31144175
> implying who you marry totally defines 'what turns your crank'
> implying she wasn't just a mindfucked 1950's lesbian
> implying a girl could get anything but hot red-blooded American penis when she was growing up

>>31144146
The rule of ass:

Fat = good. Cellulite = bad.

In reality these two tend to go together, but sometimes a girl lucks out.

>>31144134
That's perfect! I love it!

>>31144150
I will probably get a name once I'm done with the comic. Any suggestions to the comic would be much appreciated.

>>31144158
Haha yeah, I know. I'd probably change my style after this though.

>>31144123
If I had more time I would have expanded on Spike some more. As it stands without explanation, he seems really ooc. The idea was that as he was an adolescent dragon at this point, his desire to hoard was beginning to develop. What more precious gem is there in his life than Rarity?

Meh, I didn't like the prompt anyway.

>>31144158
You will never be cool as onion bubs

>>31144172
found it

>>31144208
>dislike story prompt
>write crap story
>expect to win
OVERWHELMING LOGIC GENERAL

>>31144203
>I'd probably change my style after this though.
Just don't change it too much because I fucking like it a lot

>Any suggestions to the comic would be much appreciated.
I'm not sure what's going on in the comic

>>31144194

Now this mother fucker knows the chemistry to a good ass.

>>31144211
>witch dyke

Is this like the evolution of a regular witch or a dyke?

>>31144199
> "their song" is something by the Scissor Sisters
> Okay, it's Lyra's favorite, Bon-Bon just tries to be supportive

>>31143465
>>31143586
>>31143674
Ah ha, finally found it under the tag 'Nightmare_Fuel'!

>>31144190
> heterosexual erasure

In a century, no one will believe that any achievement of merit was made by a heterosexual. Revisionists will rewrite everyone as gay.

>>31144217
Who said I expected to win? I'm just looking back at this point and wishing I had more time to tune it.

>>31143686
gibe source please

Random number generator told me to vote for Luck of the Draw (IRONY, DO YOU SPEAK IT?), since none of you would tell me what to vote for.

Is it any good?

>>31144164

Equestria is full of pretty ponies, but only one of them is truly beautiful.

>>31144228
I have to say I agree with this post.
Don't change too much, and I'm not sure what's going on there.

>>31144272
No, it's not very good.

>>31144230
It's a dyke who later made a concious decision to be a witch.

>>31144273
Sweetie Belle.

>>31144239
The ideal pony would have the back half of AJ
The wings of RD
The horn of Twilight
The tail and mane of Rarity
The face of Fluttershy
And the front half of Pinkie

>>31144272
That one's terrible.

>>31144272

I liked it, it's cute.

>>31144272
I thought it was the second worst one. Didn't even follow the prompt. Rarity falls in love with a random pony named "Lucky" who's talent is (get this) being lucky. He helps her get her business back into shape by fixing it with mysterious powers and then gets randomly kidnap so rarity goes to save him and then they fall in love.

>rarity falls in love with a dressmaker
THAT'S NOT WHAT HAPPENED YOU FUCKSTICK

So, no.

I hate everything.

>>31144272
I have no idea

>>31144262
He's talking about this:
http://www.reddit.com/r/mylittlepony/comments/lygwc/kick_out_of_my_house_for_the_ponies/

Personally, I don't care if the kids a stupid shitwad or not, his mom's clearly a fucking crazy paranoid bitch.
Drew a bad hand, I guess

>>31144302
Literally collapsed laughing.

>>31144299
What would you say is the worst?

>>31144302
You're not the only one.

>>31144290
So... Chistery is a wizard?

>>31144299

What was the first worst?

>>31144302
That smug fucking face

>>31144290
Which is funny, since I'm an ardent atheist.

Nothing's more grating to me than fuzzy-bunny Neo-Pagans and Wiccans.

>>31144302
NO

>>31144327
>Enthusiastic atheist

...You're excited about the lack of a God...?

I don't even understand how that is supposed to make sense.

Why did no-one do a heartwarming comedy where Spike tries to win Rarity over with an earnest attempt at making a fabulous dress? It's a shambles, naturally, but she warms up to him a bit more.

I don't see why no-one did that. Too obvious, maybe?

>>31144321
>>31144315
the one where a random earth pony shows up, rarity immediately loves her, they fuck for a while, spike finds out they might like each other and burns down the boutique, oc pony runs in for some reason and goes blind, then dies, rarity is sad, the end

it was mostly the writing that killed it for me, but the premise was pretty shoddy too

>>31143606
Not robots. Augmentation. The addition of ponies is just to see if I can make it work anyway.

>>31144302
... I'd still hit it, if it weren't a goddamn cat-girl.

WIP

>>31144358
She could mean she's passionate in her rejection, like she cares about it and thinks its important

>>31144327
>he doesn't think witches are real
>laughing witches who don't exist .jrpg

>>31144366
>Immediately falls in love.

That fic takes place over the course of a couple years. I'd hardly say she immediately falls in love.

>>31144364
That one's a good idea, actually. You should have hopped in, would have been a nice addition.

>>31144291
but Sweetie hasn't gotten out of bed yet

>>31144369
I'd hit it, but then I'm reminded of the carpet burns on my crotch I'd receive.

>>31144377
Is she using the force to strangle her?

>>31144358
Could be a passionate atheist.

You know, passionate about the lack of a god.

Passion is defined as "Strong and barely controllable emotion".

So she can't control the fact that she's an atheist.

>>31144399
something like that

>>31144403
No, she can BARELY control the fact that she's an atheist. Geez, get it right.

>>31144392
She got out of MY bed.

>>31144089
I was going to have a Fluttarity fic, on the nebulous detail that Fluttershy sewed Rarity's Gala gown, and probably helped sew the half-gross dresses for Hoity Toity.

However, all I had was that detail; I couldn't bear the thought of changing the mane six's friendship dynamic.

I still can't believe I wrote so much on that one story. I know more about AFCs and PUAs than I ever wanted to know, but at least I won't be an AFC if I ever decide to court someone.

>>31144391
Ah well, maybe next time.
>Implying I can write

>>31144295

I liked Luck of the Draw, it's a bit rushed, but overall pretty nice. Pretty funny too.

http://dx11.deviantart.com/art/FLASH-Pinkie-pie-found-a-Camaro-266985369

LOL.

>>31144422

You are an unaugmented, imaginationless faggot.

>>31144411
Fantastic

>>31144403
Well, you kind of can't... You can't choose to believe something.

>>31144431
That was loud.

>>31144422
Oh, that was your story? I liked it quite a bit.

Actually, fuck, I might have to amend my favorite now. Thinking about it, the characterization was really spot on.

>>31144364
And then she throws him a pity-fuck, because, well, she's the element of generosity.
Plus, she's be the talk of her book club: bedding a toyboy and a different race at that! Oh Rarity, you're so audacious!

>>31144431
>lol in all caps for ANYTHING but Tim Buckley

adjust your humor sensors

>>31143386
Sadical Science?

>>31144441
If you don't believe in a god, you can still be culturally 'religious', so in that way, strong atheism is a choice

>>31144431
>Trusting Fluttershy to drive

Enjoy your 2 MPH.

>>31144422
AFCs and PUAs?

>>31144467
>>31144468
>abortionmind

>>31144468
Why did I laugh so hard?

>>31144467
Speaking of buckley: has he made any ponie related comics?

Why do you guys even like ponies?
I enjoy it because it's saved my life.
It helped, and still does, help me cope with my depression.
There has to be some other anon(s) that have the same thing..right?

Lauren Faust..you are a hero.

>>31144485
god i hope not

>>31144485
I think he did a "four horsemen of the apocalypse" thing with OCs.

>>31144302
combined with Luna from Sailor-Moon?

>>31144486
PREPARE FOR SHITSTORM.

>>31144486
It does help me cope with depression but so does videogames and music and tons of other shit

>>31144460
Carnegie Award, here I fucking come.

>>31144436
Okay I know I wasn't the one this was directed at but: wat.

>>31144369

cat-girl =/= furry. Cat-girls simply have the ears and tail of cats but are otherwise human and go "nyan" all the time.

TERSE?

>>31144486
I like them because...
I guess something just clicked when I watched the first episode.
The show is very funny and positive, and I like the characters.

>>31144486
I was very lonely but the shot teach me there are other ponies like me in the world.

Yes im a poni.

>>31144521
Terse said he's off until like, the twelfth, due to his laptop exploding.

Feels bad.

Next episode description up from the usual source

dunno if eqd noticed it yet

>>31144521

>>31144533
>usual source
>no link
fuck you

>>31144534

>>31144533
and what is it?

>>31144533
Link us?

>>31144526

I like it for rape stories of it. To know these happy creatures utterly destroyed by something so awful makes me feel warm.

>>31144299

Not the best story by a long shot, but he was a dressmaker, that's why he had that button or whatever. It followed the prompt.

>>31144532
wait what?

>>31144546
>>31144534
Who the heck is terse?

>>31144532
I'll miss him, my sweet

Random generator told me to vote for cross stitched

I'm going to regret it if I ask if it's good, so I'll just vote for it and be done with this nonsense.

>>31144561

Fanfiction author.

>>31144486
>>31144510

You know we live in the 21st century and have anti-depressants, right? You don't need a cartoon to keep yourself happy.

Fuck. Get over it.

>>31144555
>that feel when ponies completely destroyed your minor rape fetish

>>31144494
Wasn't that just a ripoff of Robot Chicken's Apocalypse Ponies?

>>31144557
it was very poorly explained, that being the case. he just seemed like some random lucky trickster

>>31144565
why don't you just read them you fuckbag
you're ruining the process

cross-stitched was the worst one

>>31144572
honestly i know you are trolling but fuck you

>>31144228
Speaking of which, your request was quite the special case because I drew two version of em'. You'll probably know why I picked the latter.

>>31144575
Read that as "mirror rape fetish".

>Getting raped by a mirror
>2011

>>31144529
Nice typing. Can't be easy with hooves.
Do you have a special keyboard or what?

>>31144572
>SUGGESTING DRUGS OVER A HOBBY

Ho boy are you retarded. If you don't have to take anti-depressants then don't. They're not things to fuck around with.

>>31144486
it saved me from /vp/
it's made me money
it's helped me have a much better game team

>>31144593
Human keyboards is hard.

>>31144595

>implying anyone that could use this show as a crutch doesn't go way overboard past hobby and into psycho-worship mode.

>>31144529
are you hot?

>>31144597

Excuse me if I sound hostile but, it doesn't look like you've exactly let go of /vp/ with that name and all.

>>31144486
Ponies make me cope with depression while I'm on crack

>>31144582

What was the best in your opinion?

>>31144593
>>31144606
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddgn0C1Xs1A

>>31144486
Thanks to ponies, I'm immortal.

I AM 99% PONY/A/E/I/O/U

>>31144575

...and turned it into a MAJOR rape fetish?

>>31144572
>Get over it.
I am

>>31144587
The fun has been doubled

>>31144629
I guess you still write gore fics all the time too, then?

>>31144621
I guess?

>>31144621
>>31144621
>>31144621
>>31144621
>>31144621
Horses have a higher internal body temperature than humans (avg. about 1.5 degrees Fahrenheit higher).

Of course they're hot.

>>31144582
Are you at least going to offer suggestions on how to improve it or just sit there lighting matches?

>>31144597
Is/was /vp/ really so bad? I just hung out in the trading generals all the time, had a fun time.

>>31144486
They're cute, give me a community to involve myself in, the show is amazing, watching it got me back in to writing... stuff.

>>31144647
nope, it's just gone. Give me hugs and passionate kisses.

>>31144616
So.

Women?

>>31144587
The first one looks fine too.
I don't know if I like the way that horn is drawn though...

>>31144647

>Happy cartoon ponies

>RAPERAPERAPERAPE

>Sad ponies

Except Fluttershy. You just can't rape that one. I mean, physically yes, but she never understands the concept of saying no and pretends to enjoy it for you.

>>31144469
I like my atheism like I like my drinks.

>>31144659
wanna meet up some time?

>>31144652

You have a point, however it's still related to what I do.

>>31144486
Well it didn't save my life but it DID make me drop out of college.

>>31144672

>>31144684
lol what.

>>31144679
I was going to say yes but after read all this rape talk i think Im going to pass.

>>31144684
wat

>>31144672
>pretends
just wait until you're done, and vulnerable, and then bam - stared in the face, and you're a perfect gentleman and she's the love of your life.

>>31144669
Yeah I know..I'm still trying to find my comfort zone. I'm still kinda new to this poni thing, hopefully I can improve more.

>>31144551
>>31144545
what if you're question orbits my link

>>31144695
I promise not to rape you if I can

>>31144684

>>31144711

>Gouge out dem pretty eyes at the height of her orgasm.

>>31144711
"The urge to rape is simply part of the human sexual drive -- for both biological genders."

>>31144629
it's a bit late for that now though

>>31144665
taking a look at it now, it doesn't look terribly bad, but give it a few hours and it'll go back to its usual shit

>>31144736

>>31144672

>inb4 the fanon theory that the reason she is so meek and antisocial to the point where she chose to live as a hermit on a whim is because she was molested/raped as a filly.

Some people. Sheesh.

>>31144689
>Nightmareshy

Did we discuss new canon names already?

Anyone mad?

>>31144751
>captcha
>nrnsul fluid

>>31144736
>implying she'd need to stare at you to make you fall in love with the quiet, reserved girl who'd depend on you for everything

but she'd never love you back and medical magic can regrow eyes

>>31144684

Okay... wait, what?

>>31144774
Nope. Lyra is now "Lyra Heartstrings" to me. No problem

>>31144719
Well, it's good to know they're branching out with the characters this season.

>>31144774
>>31144795
Wait, when did Heartstrings come into play?

>>31144774
Whole buncha people. Seems like most people are just going to stick with Lyra though, until we get some form of in-show confirmation.

>>31144805
New figures.

>>31144805
There's a Lyra toy now, she's called Heartstrings. It sounds a bit silly as a first name, but works great as a surname

>>31144719

What if your cake orbits rainbow dash?

What the show did for me is to restore my faith in female voice acting and developed characters (which otherwise are generally shit).

Socially it didn't changed me a bit. I'm still the typical shut-in who hates the world and secretly wants everyone to die in a fire

>>31144781
Big Mac is so much bigger than Twilight doll.

Why does he not simply eat her?

>>31144783
Her cutie mark is a Lyre, and maybe Heartstrings isn't a bad last name.

Consider that Vinyl and Octavia would now be
> Octavia Heartstrings
and
> Treble "Scratch" Heartstrings

>>31144834
then she'd eat it

>>31144842
Dat fanon.

>>31144828
Not a Lyra toy, no hair stripe and the colors on her portrait are all way off.

>>31144841
Unf.

Oh, wait, you meant vore, didn't you.

UNF

>>31144841
he doesn't see her as a doll.

>>31144838

>Restore your faith in Tara Strong

There is but one female voice actor in all the land and they will go through great lengths to protect that fact.

Those other women being creeped out by the fandom and bothered in their own lives? Simply being paid to deal with it.

>>31144842
They're sisters?

I thought Octavia was Pinkie's sister. And that Lyra, Octavia and Scratch met at music school in Canterlot.

When did my fanon become so wrong?

>>31144838

>faggot that didn't know about Tara Strong before he watched MLP.

>>31144796

>ponies doing weird things to you
but honestly it's just such a feel-good show

>>31144887
That was actually a Futurama reference.

>>31144903
Octavia is Lyra sister i think at least i remember a pic with Pinkie sister and Octavia and they are not the same pony.

>>31144870
the hairstyles are often off, though. Even fluttershy's hair is off.

>>31144924
is someone just re-posting my stories whenever, now?

okay with me i guess

not that anyone pays attention to them

>>31144903

>When did my fanon become so wrong?

The moment it was created.

>>31144904
>>31144898

I knew about Tara Strong, what is new to me a show focused on female personalities that are actually good and well-written. Let this show be an inspiration for others to come.

>>31144932

Americans with Disabilities Act. They had to hire blind to make toys people to meet their cripple quota for employees.

>>31144903
It's actually my fault.

>>31144928
The colours are BARELY off. They even have the same colour eyes.

Sometimes Scootaloo doesn't even have the same eye colour as Scootaloo

>>31144805
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/11/official-blind-bag-pony-names.html#more

inb4
> eqd

>>31144941
shut up you attention-whore they are magnificent stories

>>31144965

CELESTIA DISAPPROVES > EQD

Anyone made one yet?

>>31144989
jailbait, get on it

>>31144904
>>31144898
>Tara Strong
>Not Tabitha St. Germain
Oh you sillys!

>>31144941
Happened to me with a Zelda fic wrote.

Another tripfag copied it all down and re-posted it latter.

Of course he was the one to get capped so most people give him the credit for it. Shit sucks.

>>31144947
You're mean.
>>31144960
And you're on my list. Of people who have been incorrect about theories based in the worlds of animated programs.

>>31144997
Who's Tabitha St. Germain?

>>31144953

Kind of reminds me of a short story written by Kurt Vonnegut...

>>31145014

I'd rather believe any story wasn't written by you.

>>31145024

Tara Strong Version 1.6

>>31145014
not what i meant at all

just surprised anyone wants to share them

they're obviously capped from someone else's writing, my name is on them

just seems random to post them in a thread without them being requested... and as i said, dunno that anyone reads them, or at least no one mentions they do. not being a crybaby, just honestly perplexed

>>31145024
Rarity, Luna, several others.

>>31145019
ANd I just barely found out the image was made by Candybag, so add him to.

>>31145025
The one where everyone has weights and a little shock thingy to try and keep everyone average?

>>31144964

>>31145039
Kay... What voices does she do?

Tabitha > Tara.

DEAL WITH IT TWILIGHT FAGS.

>>31144891
Twilight was shivering, shuddering. Her whole body felt electric, and that strange craving was back. It got stronger with every nibble at her nape by Mac, every whuff of apple blossoms in his mane.

But she couldn't help but be nervous; this whole day had bee so crazy and wild and that stupid spell and OH my that hoof felt nice right there --

But a third (fourth?) hoof padded gently at her barrel, stroking it gently. Cloth-covered and warm.

A cooing voice, "It's okay. He's very gentle."

Opening her eyes to the darkness of her room, two button-eyes stared at her, bedroom-button eyes. A raggedy doll of a pony was draped gently over one side, dragging warm dirty cloth over the length of her body, over this hock and that flank ... her own little childhood doll.

She nearly screamed, but another slickening of Mac's red hoof ... she had to bite back a gasp instead.

"Are you ready?" came a ragged whisper.

She nodded. Twilight felt fit to bursting already, and she always did trust that doll to see her through. Imaginary friends or fevered hallucinations be damned, she felt nervous-ready more than nervous-nervous, she knew the difference and OH GOD he was pressing in with his hock now.

The tiny cloth-bag equine broke into a stichy smile, "Want it, need it?"

>>31145060

Stephenie Meyer has nothing to do with this.

Why don't we just disregard Heartstrings completely? I mean she doesn't really look much like Lyra.

>>31145049

>The one where everyone has weights and a little shock thingy to try and keep everyone average?

Yeah, that's the one. Can't think of the title for the life of me though.

>>31145068
unf

MLP has been replaced with this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyxYdj9dGcI

Would you still watch it?

>>31145084
> the sudden realization I've always hoped my girlfriend fell off the bed JUST LIKE THIS to try fucking her from above, eyes wide, grinding just right down into her

Goddamn this fandom.

>>31145084
Why are you all so angry over something so stupid?
I'm going to only use that name from now on. Bony anger is the most entertaining form of anger.

>>31145084
because I actually quite like "Lyra Heartstrings" as a name

>>31145042
honestly I thought Chistery would read them

>>31145060

fuk u

>>31145136
fag

>>31145143
she only likes lesbians, i think, and these are all straight

unless she likes imagining herself with a dick

then i might have something

>>31145151
I posted sucking on Rarity's hoof and Luna's tits, neither expressly male I thought

>>31145151
Post what, now?

>>31145084
>>31145114
Personally I think it's quite a nice name. Although it does work better as a surname with Lyra going first, but that's just my opinion.

Like with Noteworthy, that works better as a first name and having 'Blues' as the second.

>>31145042
shut up
keep writing them
you can have an existential crisis when there are no more pony fics to write

So apparently screwattack has "re-mastered" the deathbattle.

just thought id leave this here:
http://www.screwattack.com/shows/originals/death-battle/death-battle-starscream-vs-rainbow-dash

>>31145143
Read what, now?

>>31144964
the colors in her clipart look pretty different to lyra's to me

what I don't really understand is why people are insisting this is the new lyra when there are so many differences, but on the other hand there have been identical ponies in the show with the only difference between them being eye color or whether they have a horn or not, and even they get two different names

THAT'S NOT A DELICOUS SUBWAY SANDWICH
THAT'S NOT A DELICOUS SUBWAY SANDWICH AT ALL

>>31145186

>>31145155
regardless of the fact that they are both written with the reader's character in mind as male, i'm pretty sure the rarity one mentions being a 'gentleman' expressedly, and the luna one is pretty overt as well.

>>31145169
i'm not saying i won't
i know people ask for them so i write them
but what i don't understand is them randomly being posted
because it seems like no one reads them when they just show up in threads
not complaining
just noticing

>>31145178
my porn fics

>>31145186

Child MolFauster?

test

>>31145186
They look like foetuses

>>31145097
Just branching out from wineboners.

>>31145199
Cheerilee is so easily the best pony on the show.

They're sure to add her to the main cast in season 2.

Kidding, kidding. Still hope to see more of her, though.

>>31145014
Look on the bright side - now that your name's not on the story, people might actually read it.

>>31145025
>>31145049
>>31145095
Harrison Bergeron.

test test.

>>31145221
so now that you're writing again are any of these ever going to be finished?

>>31145232
"ISP blocked" problems too?

>>31145225
I love Cheerilee!

>>31145236
That's the plan.

Hourly reminder, write off, etc.

>>31145238
Uh-uh