Nice topic retard.

Is anybody really surprised by this?

>>31124621
I feel like Hasbro needs to be in that picture somewhere.

>>31124648
>complains about topic
>it's what we've been talking about for the last hour

never change /co/

Damn it Hasbro, quit playing games with my heartstrings!

Guys I went to McDonalds and I was too afraid to ask for Twilight so I just said "the purple one" and they gave me Cherilee.

>>31124666
Hasbro is the faulty brake pedal, Satan.

>>31124666
Hasbro is the car.

Heartstrings is best pony

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ussCHoQttyQ

>>31124692
Riveting venture, brotato.

>>31124698
>>31124696

Hasbrocarmind.

Does anyone here genuinely care about merch?

I always cared about merch!

>>31124732

>>31124734

lol

>>31124692
I pretend to be on the phone with my "daughter" and have her describe what one she wants

>>31124734
That's why you STOLE MONEY FROM THEM BY MAKING UNLICENSED DOLLS?!

>>31124716

I now know the feel of an image I made being googly eyed.

>>31124732
>>31124734
separated by one post

>>31124692
Mcdonalds isn't still doing that promotion, are they?

I fucking missed out

location: colts' bathroom
scene: derpy looks on in shock as her friend receives her golden harvest from the boys

yo, anyone got the tempo of cupcakes?

a friend of mine who also likes the show promised to get pony toys from McDonalds for both of us

he never did

he stopped talking to me

foreverponyless ;_;

>>31124785

>promised to get pony toys for both of us
>both of us

Bro he made off with your pony.

By way of apology for all the horrible EqD comments I subjected you to, I wrote you a fanfic just now about your favorite pony. Enjoy.

>ok so time for some GRIMDARK INSANE FAN THEORY!

>so Berry Shine IS Berry Punch, but in the future. her daughter being a unicorn, along with living in a town with such magically talent unicorns like Twilight left Berry Punch deeply jealous and resentful of Ponies with magical ability, and she craved it herself, she wanted a horn. so one day when Ruby was coming home from Pony High school (remember it's THE FUTURE!) Berry in a fit of drunken rage murdered her own daughter and cut off her horn, she then went to some underground surgeon, specializing in illegal transplant's and had Ruby's horn attached to her head. Knowing that she would be the first suspect she fled Ponyville for Manehattan were she changed her name to Berryshine.

>but Berry cold still not use magic, she wasn't truly a unicorn and this sent her into greater and greater despair. Delving ever deeper into Alcoholism she now whores herself out to the dregs of Manehattan just so she can get a little more to drink...

FUCK

IS THIS A COINCIDENCE OR IS THIS HASBRO'S ATTEMPT AT CREATING MERCH FOR THE PONYFAGS?

I mean, I don't know who this blue loser is but the other 3 are all popular background characters and Berryshine totally looks like a portmanteau of Berry Punch and moonshine.

I just don't know what to believe anymore.

>>31124775

Nah, man. That was

holy shit that was just shy of a year ago. What have I been doing with my life.

>go to EqD
>try to find the link to the stream
>wait in comments section and greasy faggots masturbate over ponies in the comics
>some thirty-odd-year-old is hassling Seth about trixie
>finally leaves
>drink my questionably motherfucking cold candy pony semen
>wonder if it's actually motherfucking semen
>ponyboos are speaking broken Equestrian
>yell out IT'S LIKE I'M REALLY IN CHEERILEE'S CLASSROOM
>see discord in the corner
>you don't see a chaos god
>start thinking with futa
>eventually get to the blog posts
>clerk is a GRRRRL BLOGGER and never stops talking about herself
>she wants to fuck ponies
>she acts all "20% cooler" and says "brohoof!" and "brony"
>tells me that only low-life virgins watch ponies, and that past sins is the best fic ever
>I disagree
>she says Past Sins invented literature
>I laugh and disprove her
>she says that Past SIns was the firstfanfic, and that it invented shitty writing and masturbation
>I call her an idiot
>she says "HATURDS GONNA HET"
>shit starts leaking from my anus
>spaghetti starts falling out my pockets
>i reach down to pick it up
>ask for fanfic
>she questions the girth of my penis
>it's penis inspection day
>she calls me a bear
>I start shitting so hard i propel myself around the room
>cover everyone in shit, they're vomiting
>she's a bear
>start to get on the floor whilst raining symmetrical perfect turds over everyone
>cum and start farting
>suddenly, she screams
>I scream
>the fat bronies scream
>police officer walks in
>he gets on the floor
>we get on the floor
>shit still everywhere
>do the dinosaur
>spaghetti fills the room
>we all get cholera
>i run home crying shitting my pants
>mom takes my gameboy away
>kill myself
>reincarnated as a pony

FUCKING EQUESTRIA DAILY

this thread needs some stringbon

>>31124621
>not using the correct image

ishygddt

>Go to Kmart
>Decide to browse the toy section.
>Tempted...Tempted...yeah fuck it. Look through girls section.
>1 FIM Pinkie Set, the rest is gen 2 shit.
>Wait whats this?
>OH GOD ITS THAT DAMN CELESTIA TOY
>.........I'm getting it
>Fucking impulse buy. I'm doing this shit right here right now
>19.99
>Noped right the hell out of there and remain a merch virgin
What the fuck is wrong with you people?

>>31124779
Oh I get it.

yeah you're going to get lynched.

>mfw I can't afford any merch.
being poor is not good when wanting pony.

>>31124810
Back in mah day, pony russlin' was a hangin' offense

>>31124765
I SAID I CARE ABOUT THE MERCH

NOT THE COMPANY THAT MAKES THE MERCH

>>31124822
Nothing, except now it heavily involves ponies.

>>31124785
>Actually wanting to own merch

>>31124873
whoa, its like I'm seeing double

>>31124838
>Posting your own macro.

>>31124889
>Sweetieanon trolling Scootanon

Shit is on!

>>31124813
the fact that you'd think i'd fall for that with autoloading spoiler images set on 4chan+ and it being YOU is fucking hilarious. i'm not even going to check that spoiler text, i'm just going to send a resounding no your way.

>>31124824

>>31124810
>>31124841
thats terrible, why would he do that

>>31124838
>What the fuck is wrong with you people
>Almost buy a pink Celestia

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU FAGGOT!

>Heartstrings
Lyra Heartstrings
>Golden Harvest
She prefers her nickname, which is Carrot Top.
>Noteworthy
Blues Noteworthy
>Berry Shine
Berryshine Punch

There, is that better?

>>31124901
I didn't make that macro.
Its not mine.

Also does anyone have a gif where Twilight is going "Super Cool Story Bro" in this video?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUSJ0B3o5N4&feature=related

It happens right around 00:15

>>31124889
>Not loving the merch

>>31124838

Reminds me of when I tried to buy a die-cast model of my car to put on my desk. I was totally going to do it until I noticed the $120 price tag.

Who charges that fucking much for a model of a car. And who charges twenty fucking dollars for a plastic pony?

Man, desk ornaments be expensive.

>>31124932
Not really, Lyra looks like Twilight, Carrot like Pinkie and Berry is a fucking unicorn.

>>3>Heartstrings
Lyra Heartstrings
>Golden Harvest
She prefers her nickname, which is Carrot Top.
>Noteworthy
Blues Noteworthy
>Berry Shine
Berryshine Punch

There, is that better?

>>31124847
you care about the money more.

>>31124930
BUT I DIDN'T
THEREFORE I AM STILL NORMAL
NORMAL PEOPLE SOMETIMES ALMOST WANT TO RAPE A KID BUT THEY DON'T

what ever happened to pony threads in /b/?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2ALm-w13yU

>>31124959
>NORMAL PEOPLE SOMETIMES ALMOST WANT TO RAPE A KID BUT THEY DON'T
Only if you're from /tv/, Klondike. ONLY IF.

>>31124824
what the fuck am I looking at here?

>>31124847
THEN WHY WONT YOU TAKE MY MONEY!?
Also I think they mean "use the toys as a source for canon" as opposed to "ignoring that the toys exist".

Reposting to distract us from shitty merch:
http://comments.deviantart.com/1/252733243/2146479130

>>31124951
Just so you know, Celestia isn't pink. I'm only tryiong to make a compromise on the names

>>31124971

>>31124955
>>31124955
No.

SON OF A BITCH I JUST STAPLED MY SLEEVE TO MY DRESS

Welp my fiancé has been out of contact for a week due to the storms and he's been worryingly depressed recently.

Can't sleep so it's time to dump cute ponies.

>>31124959
This is actually true.

>>31124995
klondike-kun, why are you quoting manga

>>31124988
Lets just ignore the merch at all.

>>31124987
He changed his profile pic

Seriously, Hasbro are fucking geniuses. I expected them to completely fuck up some attempt at creating merch for the ponyfags but, if this isn't a coincidence, this is possibly the best possible way they could have done it. Rats off to you Hasbro.

>>31125003
>he's

>>31124995
HOLY SHIT KLONDIKE IS A GIRL AND/OR CROSSDRESSER?

>>31125003
your fiancé abandoned you and became a pony

>Golden Harvest
Carrot Top makes HK martial arts movies featuring Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee?

>>31124995
Hahaha faggot is wearing a dress!

>>31124987
Welcome to 2 months ago.
>>31124980
I forget /tv/ exists

>>31124921

Because he wanted to double the fun. Shit sucks Scootanon.

>>31124957
SO?

>>31124985
because gilda is terrible and you should feel terrible for liking her

but seriously, there's no market for her

>>31124838
I went to Wal-mart and forced myself to not take a curious look at the toy section. I'm still clean... for now.

>>31124959
...
you're a freak Klon.

>Lyra isn't her canon name.
>Berry Punch isn't her canon name.

It's like a dream come true. When is the fanbase going to splinter down the lines of who uses what names?

>>31125041
Can Pacce just bid on it over and over?

>>31125028
>Hasbro employee browses threads
>Apparently they are all obsessed over boats
>Well then, start making some damn boats!

>you will never brush Fluttershy's mane

>>31125041
I MEANT FOR DERPY YOU GO KARTING JERK-WAD!

>>31125053
>ew, fandom

>>31124987
Welcome to 2 months ago.
>>31124980
I forget /tv/ exists
>>31125053
A super freak

>>31125028

>Rats off to you

>>31125055
The toys name are not canon either.

>>31125055
When they show up in the show with those names. Calling it now.

>>31125051
The only reason I haven't got an AJ figure right now is that it doesn't come with a hat.

Seriously, what is this shit?

>>31125055
remember that time heartstrings went crazy

>>31124987
>Go on his page
>Interests: Ponies, Games, Ponies, Time/Space, Ponies, Logic, Ponies, Infinite Algorithms, Did I mention Ponies?
>Favourite band or musician: Basshunter, Linkin Park
>Favourite genre of music: Techno/Rave/Electronic/Heavy Bass

>>31125003

>/co/ is slow as shit

fuck you too /co/ farewell

>>31124973
>Set up Windows partition just for that one game
>50GB so it will run properly
>realize Wine exists
>install Wine
>I can now run anything I want in OS X
>Realize I am now wasting 50GB on a shitty OS I am never going to use
>Repartitioning takes a shit long time
And that's how Equestria was made!

>>31125064
I'd brush her mane if she'd give me a violent massage

>>31125062

>your pony toy will never cruise around in a fucking cool ass speedboat

forever no speedboats.

>>31125062
What's "boats" from, anyway? I probably missed that thread.

>>31125065
OH

UH

I'M BUSY MAKING TWO HEARTSTRINGS AT THE MOMENT

SHE WILL COME WITH PANTS

It's funny how much we obsess over the truth values of elements of complete fiction, which by definition is already untrue.

>>31125041
>no one will ever make plushes of my favorite pony

>>31125097
>Wait! She's still the same terrible pony she was before! All they did was give her a crummy hat!

>........

>BUT SHE HAS A NEW HAT!

>>31125083
Jesus Christ is there ANYTHING that hasn't been ponified yet?

>>31125113
What are the synonyms for "boat" ?

>>31125062

Kudos to them for taking the effort to actually research what these people want.

>>31125062
>"My mast is so pretty!"
>"Lets hit some manatees to the castle!"

>>31125062
But then my cardboard Twilight Sparkle will get wet!

>>31125064
>You will never be able to calm Fluttershy down shen she's scared

>>31125041
it's all or nothing man.
ALL!
OR !
NOTHING!

>>31125102
>>Interests: Ponies, Games, Ponies, Time/Space, Ponies, Logic, Ponies, Infinite Algorithms, Did I mention Ponies?

>Time/Space
>Logic
>Infinite Algorithms

What

Also dat Alicorn OC

>>31125055
I've been waiting for this for so long.

Basically just because I hate all fanon these days.

So using Warhammer 40k's Psyker classifications how would you classify

Celestia:
Luna:
Twilight:
Trixie:

>>31125159
>You will never beat Fluttershy to death with a sack of bird seed.

>>31125107
>Fluttershy will never snap your neck

>>31125137

Did I mention there's videos?

Because there's videos.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6UMn2Olu18

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z78DFpGbu2M

>>31125064
>you'll never cuddle with Fluttershy and hear the gentle sound or feel of her breathing

Dayum shame.

>Wake up to see official names
>Gigantic Shitstorm

Sigh... this damn fandom. It's times like this I wonder why my life revolves around ponies

>>31125182
>You will never conjugate derivatives with Fluttershy

>>31125137
Me, unfortunately.....

what is FiW?

>>31125138
A......raft?

>>31125041
Also there is totally a market for Gilda, at least as much as for Trixie or Lyra!
YOU JUST DON'T WANT TO MAKE A GRIFFON PATTERN BECAUSE IT WOULD BE A LOT OF WORK AND STUFF!

>>31125228
Friendship is Witchcraft, a popular Youtube abridgement of FiM that spoofs the original.

>>31125200
>You will never stroke your hand against Fluttershy's belly, feeling her unborn foal kick

>>31125239
Nigga please! Only you and Roogna likes Gilda.

>>31125228
Friendship Is Witchcraft

>>31125137
Possibly.

>>31125228
Friendship is Witchcraft, which has the best incarnation of Sweetie Belle.

>>31125238
Go on...

Have all the names been posted somewhere? Do we have a list?

>>31125250
Thats good because im sure the father is going to kick your ass.

>>31125228
Friendship is Witchcraft.
It's a series of redubs and some animation tweaks to the show that depict the characters as somewhat more disturbed and makes references to /co/ fanshit.
It's pretty funny.

>>31125182

>>31125250
>You will never give Fluttershy an abortion

>>31125228

it's hilarious.

go watch it now

>>31125138
Thanks man.


My Little Pony S02E23 "Mail Mares"
Description: The Mane 6 help deliver mail after Twilight Sparkle becomes obsessed with shipping and logistics.

>>31125210
That feel...

>>31125200
I cannot into cuddling anyways.

>>31125238
Ship, vessel, or seacraft.

>>31125275
Aaa..... Skiff?

>>31125282
>You will never be the father

>>31125250
>You will never smack Fluttershys pregnant belly with a baseball bat, causing the unborn fetus to fire out like a cannon ball. You will never watch the bloody projectile impact with Angel and land with a splut against the wall.

>You will never watch the judges give you 10's and 9's, except for the asshole from Russia who gave you a 4.

>>31125239
WELL DUH

>>31125304
Possibly some type of submersible

>>31125311
A ship. We talk about ships. And they think we're refering to boats.

>>31125337
DAWW you're no fun!

>>31125337
I know that you dummy I was just having fun.

>>31125314
>You will never be able to beat that russian to death with your bat

>>31125337
Shipping?
I prefer UPS myself.

>>31125250
>you will never be there with Fluttershy, holding her hoof and supporting her as she gives bir-

Alright fuck this I'm done.

>>31125329
AT LAST YOUR SECRET IS REVEALED!

>>31125358
It's also more clever a name than Pacce.

Actual question regarding the show.

So far Bon Bon has had three voices, French, Valley Girl and Jewish Mother.

Do you think they'll just keep giving her different voices, or do you think they'll stick with one of them?

>>31125314

>And after this discourse there’s a 3.6, of course it must be from Pitchfork

>>31125357
So was I

>>31125360
Russians have a natural 5d against blunt objects.

>>31125381
>Lazy Hoppip
>secret

>>31125337
But.....ships are boats


Unless you mean spaceships.

>>31125382
>Implying names are something you give yourself.

Would anyone be willing to draw/write Mr. Shine & Mr. Bright VS Celestia & Luna?

>Hop spends 3 weeks making Gilda plushie
>Pacce is only one that bids on it
>sells for $5

>>31125384
They just get one of the women who hang around the recording studio to do it.

>>31125406
I...what?

>>31125283
Okay I just found it in the archives

SO DO YOU THE MYSTERIOUS MARE WILL BE A SPANDEX SUPERHERO

[SPOILER]OR A TOKU SUPERHERO[/SPOILER]

which pony has the sexiest legs

>>31125291

>>31125388
But they don't have any natural defenses against people that don't take any shit

>>31125406
goodbye norma jean

>>31125413
>Berryshine.
>Kinda like Moonshine.
>mfw

>>31125422
me

>>31125416
They're gonna give her every voice under the sun.
And some from under ground.

>>31125411
Don't give away the story's ending!

>>31125421
A Kamen Rider like pony that rides clouds like motorcycles or some shit?

>>31125413
Since when have they been doing male ponies?

>you will never feel your hand brush against Fluttershy's delicate legs, and turn back to notice her penis stiffening at your touch

>>31125055
Fanbase has been going half and half and working with fan/canon name differences since Derpy/Ditzy Doo/Bright Eyes though. Probably just keep fan names as popular nicknames. I hate to mention
>FANFICTION
-but Fallout Equestria had a nice idea with the Ditzy Doo/Derpy concept.

>>31125422
someone post that "check out these legs" pic of rainbow dash

>>31125035
SHE STOLE MY SONG

>>31125413
So.
With the "Lyra's name" fanon being crushed, what's next?
I personally think Sweetietard is going to be the next to go.

>>31125468
Soon all fanon will be destroyed and it will be glorious.

>>31125468
Sweetie Belle is already a dictionary. She's not dumb.

>>31125455
I'm sad that there hasn't been a Lyra/Luna Kamen Rider W.

>Mfw I really never realized everyone had moved long before I found it.
Well anyways I'm looking for a horror game called Story of the Blanks. I figured if anyone would know about a the most recent version it'd be the MLPgeneral.

>>31125138
Raft, ship, tender, tug, vessle and your mother.

>>31125468
But nothing is crushed.

Hasbro's names isn't canon.

>>31125083
Equestria alive! Equestria aliiiiive!

>>31125035
Nigga, did you not see carrot top go to town o nthe buffaloo in over the barrel

>>31125492
>implying we won't just make shit up until we come up with fanon that fits/new fanon

>>31125384

bonbon is an eccentric voice actor and a mare of many voices.

she never uses the same voice twice.

>>31125468
>fanon being crushed

>Toy canon includes pink Celestia, one-side cutie marks, hatless Applejack, Dash with the wrong mane colors, and Spike being a quadruped.

>>31125422
Celestia's legs are long and slender

>>31125459
But "Derpy" as an insulting nickname (that she sometimes likes) is like THE oldest concept. I have proof.

Taking requests

>>31125521
We should ask Lauren Faust to weigh in on the matter!

>>31125455

>>31125365
royal mail master race

>>31125464
SHE TOOK MAH JOB!

>>31125539
And we can complain to her about people making porn too!

>>31125535
Pinkie Pie eating a slice of cake.

>>31125468
I prefer Sweetie Bot

>>31125509
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/573755

>>31125535
Filly dash, fs and derpy playing spin the bottle with kevin, billy and hoops.

Please! no one else will draw this!

>>31125035
>Jackie Chan
You are now imagining Derpy and Golden "Carrot Top" Harvest going on adventures similar Shanghai Noon and Rush Hour

>>31125413
>half sentence description
>in 12 different languages

>>31125535
Luna brushing her mane, with her reflection as Nightmare Moon doing the same?

>>31125546
Dirty foreigner....

>>31125535
Sweetie Belle driving a car made out of sharks.

>>31125468
Fat chance, Sweetie is going to be dumb as a post the next episode, Sweetiederp is going to be stronger than ever

>>31125432

>>31125406
But they are. Where are you even going with that?

>>31125101
That is not the lira we know. The toy kinda looks like her, but the drawing in the card, wich is really what the toy is supposed to be, is just a recolored twilight.
Blues on the other hand is fucked, he can´t be blues anymore.

>>31125535

A giant Sweetiebelle robot destroying ponyville

>>31125417
I mean I didn't pick the name "Pacce".
Duh.
You can't pick your own friggin nickname.

>>31125453
>with one second left another bid will be put forth.
>I shall laugh from my lair!

pony should drink goat milk

badoop.

And with that I'mma chill 'n' take a ten-hour nap.

>>31125566
>Sweetie Bot

I've seen that any where before. But he'll I'll give it a try

"Beep boop boop hello i am sweetie belle please insert marshmallow"

>>31125594
They're all going to be dumb as posts.

>>31125594
People is going to push their shitty fanon no matter what happend in the episode.

>>31125411
this will happen

>>31125621
People have. For centuries.

>>31125617
Gaint CMCs fighting over and/or destroying Ponyvillie

Scootaloo can be Rodan

>>31125621
But you can name yourself. You can also give yourself pseudonyms and aliases. I picked Terse, after all. I mean, man, that original post was so vague you completely threw me for a loop!
Although now I'm very curious. Where did the name Pacce come from, then, if not one you picked for the express purpose of an internet nick?

I'm slow, but I just realized Apple Bloom was dressed as the Bride of Frankenstein. I didn't notice the bow at first.

>>31125660
But I'd want one, too...

>>31125595
GREETINGS CHILD; MIGHT WE REQUEST IF THINE WISHES TO PARTAKE IN THE /SS/!?

>>31125535
PLEASE!
>>31125408

>>31125663
How lame.
Those people are lame like the self proclaimed "Great and Powerful" Trixie.

>>31125678
Yeah, the CMCs were all classic movie monsters

>>31125535
This http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hddCpJ8MfVo with Fluttershy and Angel

>>31125670
>Legend of Zelda
>One of the three wise men
>Pacces' Cane
>The power to flip things upside down

Which would be more horrifying: Princess Celestia giving the kingdom of Equestria over to Pinkie Pie or Pinkie Pie becoming a Unicorn?

>>31125691
Gobble my backside.

>>31125693
Yeah, ol' Temujin sure was full of himself. No cred at all.

>>31125665
How about the CMC as the heads of King Ghidora fighting Rarity Mothra and Gummyzilla?

>>31125722
>implying Pinkie doesn't already run this whole bitch; Discord, Celestia, and all of Equestria included
>implying she didn't create Equestria

>>31125711
Ah, thank you, Faceless. Shameful embarrassment on my part, I still haven't gotten around to playing the original LoZ. How can I call myself a fan of the series if I haven't played the first, am I right?
Anyway, that's pretty cool. So presumably he just decided to use that? But the main thrust of my question was, did someone else call him Pacce and suggest he use it, or did he find it somewhere (or, as I previously believed, come up with it) and decide to use it? You know what I mean?
Also, shouldn't you be sleeping?

>>31125722
Unicorn

Thats real, practical power. The other way she might just be a figure head and everything could be done by delegation.

Put Pinkie with magic? Fuck that shit, she'd probably turn you into a cookie like Majin Boo from Dragon Ball Z

Wow, Heartstrings. Really? It's so romantic. What's Bonbon's?

>>31125670
It's a very sexy and exciting story.
I was playing Final Fantasy X with a friend and there's that kid in it named "Pacce". She thought that was dun to say so she starts calling me it.
...That's the whole story.

>>31125788
Sugary Sweets.

>>31125760
>>31125760
It's Pacci, and the item's from Minish Cap

>>31125795
dun=fun

Dumb keyboard.

>>31125753
Pff.

She was just a lowly rock farmer before Dash came around.

>>31125670
I was gonna go with Pants as my original trip.
I forgot the s.
I was far too lazy to change it.

Banned for posting a pony picture in these generals taught me a valuable lesson:

Never go on #4chan. They are weird.

If /b/ is the cesspool, they are the workers maintaining that cesspool.

>>31125760
Yes and it's showing.
>Paccis' cane.

derp der pderp derprpferf g'nite.

>>31125711
That's incorrect.
But an amusing theory.

>>31125788

Candymane

>>31125827
And what is Equestria made of?

Thats right. ROCKS

>>31125565
Pinkie Pie eating a slice of cake

>>31125413
Someone should write a fic where lira, carrot top, blues and berry punch react to these weird ponies that look like other ponies and have their colors and marks

>>31125795
Very sexy and exciting indeed. I guess I see it. Kind of disappointed now, though. Thanks for sharing, anyway.

>>31125815
Hmm...having played Minish Cap, the fact that I can't remember is distressing. Anyway, thank you, Zharkaer.

>>31125595

DID SOMEPONY SAY HEARTSTRING THREAD?

>>31125795
that's lame
you're lame

from now on your name is toby

>>31125881
>baby ponies with pacifiers

Please no. I ate fast food today. My heart cant handle it

>>31125881
Always happy to be nitpicky

so what happened? A bunch of background ponies got names?

Is it safe to even ask what's going on in this thread?

>>31125869
Thus inspiring Pinkie to create the first form of Equestrian music in the first party of Equestria: Rock Music! And then she built Canterlot. Built that palace on Rock n' Roll.

She had it planned since day one, it's like the Pink Panther and Batman had a gay lovechild after getting extensive blood transfusions from Mr. Ed.

>>31125660
Nah, if you ever did crack to my EXTREME handsomeness, I'd pay you whatever you thought was reasonable.

>>31125899
Okay.

>>31125945
WE BUILT THIS CITY

>>31125535
Twilight asking Blues/Noteworthy if he's done anything particularly noteworthy and him telling her that he once killed a colt in Fillydelphia, just to watch him die.

>>31125881
Thumbnail tricked me into thinking she had Groucho eyebrows and mustache.

>>31125881
oh god baby scoots

are they going to show baby ponies on the show

>>31125987
Say the secret word and win a hundred dollars.

>Your cutie mark should have been three purple hearts

Oh god why didn't I watch FiW before now? This shit's hilarious.

>>31125944

>popular background character gets toy
>fan nickname is "lyra"
>toy calls her "heartstrings"
>bitching

it's really not that hard to follow

>>31125922
>>31125987
>>31126008
what i'm getting is you guys don't want any more baby ponies? okay, i can oblige you. here's something that most certainly isn't a baby pony

poni should Kirby poni.

>>31125039
>>31125039
wait no, false alarm

i just asked him he says hes got some ponies for me, now i just have to meet up with him... though i dont know when, but he didnt ran away with my ponies

feels good filly

>>31125937
Basically

Some losers are crying that their fanon names are dead. Other losers are laughing because the fanon names are dead.

Most people realize that the fanon names aren't dead and this isn't anything to have a shitstorm over.

I'm just really impressed with Hasbro for making popular fan characters into toys.

http://www.jesterball.com/Animations/animeplotgenerator.html

discover what the new episode will be in the future

mine: >mutant exchange students go on a quest for mysterious aliens to defeat evil warlords from neptune

>>31126050
Which ones?

Has MS ever done a human Carrot Top?

>>31126050
Well, SORTA making them.
But that's all we can ask from Hasbro.

>>31126073
lol

>>31126082
Lyra, Carrot top, Berry and Blues.

>>31126086
No.

>>31126019
it's really clever
i especially like the fact that the voices are done by actual girls
also the music, such as the polka version of "friday," rarity's getting into bed song, and pinkie's orphanage song

>>31126073
Confused classs reps that have been brainwashed by suicidal demons

>>31126086
Yes.

>>31125314

>>31126050
To be fair, they were probably always planning on making the background characters into toys. More for litle girls to get their parents to buy them/

>>31125083
Mayor, we've got to talk. You're policies have left Ponyville without any power and the ponies are starting to riot. Also downtown Ponyville seems to have been taken over by some pony named "Nyx".

>>31126103
Pony should Lyra Heartstrings

GUYS, HEY GUYS.

RARITY.

>>31125314
9/10 you deserved it

no wait

no
no

NO

IS HER NAME CONFIRMED TO BE HEARTSTRINGS?

FUCK

>>31126082
Lyra / Heartstrings
Carrot Top / Golden Harvest
Berry Punch / Berryshine
Some blue loser I've never heard of / Noteworthy

>>31126152
Who? What is going on?

Why is everyone acting like the end of the worlds happening tomorrow?

Calm down everyone. What are you, human?

>>31126050
seems accurate

>>31126073
>horny yakuza avenge the spirit of school girls for the good of japan


pffftttaaahahahaha i would definitely watch it

>>31126152
On her toy, yes.
And she sings all day.

>>31126152
Oh please. If confirmed names ever caused an significant change we would've started calling Derpy, Ditzy Doo.

pony should stop the smooze

>MFW I prefer the name Heartstrings

can't wait till bonbon's name turns out to be sugary sweets or some shit

>>31126193
o well

>>31125591
>Sweetie Belle driving a car made out of sharks

>>31126019
I prefer Mentally Advanced.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VG8rcJIgBiI

>>31126019
Link?

>>31126152
I kinda like heartstrings
berry shine and golden harvest sound a little silly but eh
its just pones.

>>31126152
The toy that has her colours is named Heartstrings, wether or not that gets accepted over Lyra is yet to be seen.

Lyra works better for me, because Hearstrings sounds like it should have a warm tone, like a gold coloured pony or something. Lyra works well as a cool mint blue.

>Hasbro kills fanon names

I can't be the only one who saw this coming. I know it was mentioned in several threads prior to the announcement.

>>31125890
>out of good Pip caps

I guess I could point out that Mac's costume is even more swag than it first appears. Check out that lacy frill.

Why are people taking the toy names seriously anyway? Berry isn't even a unicorn. Are people still gonna call her Berryshine?

>>31126171
Oh, I see. The people that are in control of the CANON are decided the names for the characters on which they will SELL TOYS on.

This is suuuuuch buuullshit. Little girls totally dig names like Lyra, Carrot Top And Berry Punch. Hasbro has betrayed uuuuuus.

>>31126227
At least it's not "Melody sumthin'"

So, I was installing gentoo the other day, and I had the strangest thought-
What if Equestria orbits the sun?

>>31126198
On the Hub website game her official name is Derpy

>>31126174
because people like to bitch?

this thread needs more scootabuse

>>31125535
Twilight and Cheerilee eating daisy sandwiches!

new episode has been leaked!!!


"bored cyborgs play dressup with mystical buttholes to save man-kind"

>>31126223
I think the real problem here is Lyra's SHITTY COLOR SCHEME

>>31126211
FUKKEN SAVED.

>>31125578
>You are now imagining Derpy and Golden "Carrot Top" Harvest going on adventures similar Shanghai Noon and Rush Hour

This Summer - Hooves and Harvest in:

HUSH HOUR 4

Minty Harp is still best pony

>>31126050
I ignored fanon before, and I'll continue to ignore it.

I'm just surprised to see a male pony in the mix. I would have thought that would be the bigger deal, unless there have already been others (no, I don't keep up with toy news).

Gavalanche and Futashy should do crossover art

>>31126250
Oh what an adorable little notion

she knows too much. Kill her

>>31126174
Just probleming.

>>31126270
>shitty color scheme

Fuck your face.

>>31126266
Fake, I've seen that anime.

It was alright.

>>31126266
simpsons did it

>>31126278
>NEVER touch an earth ponies radio!

>>31126266
season two would be definitely better if they had that

>>31126280
Her name will always be Human Sit to me.

>>31125535
Luna, kicking The Nightbringer's ass.

>>31126270
Thats a nice picture of heartstrings you've got there.

got any more pictures of her and jubjube

>>31126217
He has school now, so we won't be getting anymore updates. FiW has some good video editing skills, but I wouldn't mind a faster rate.

>>31126253

No way

Link?

>>31126250

What if your filly orbits my dick?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QS4XgyUS9_0

Just replace her with the Bronies on Ponychan/FiM/EqQ/co/ and omit a few lines, and this is accurate as hell.

>>31126300
>Monster
>good

>>31126238
I need caps of Ermac pony

>>31126353
>Implying Monster was anything less than fantastic

>>31126270
>SHITTY COLOR SCHEME
OH NO YOU DON'T

>>31126023
That's cool. So, did those two cunts ever settle the whole "DJ PON3 vs Vinyl Scratch" argument?

a cmc episode is in the works


>scary junior high students go back in time with suicidal assassins... without their parents consent

>>31126353
>implying I'm not in the middle of that shit and suddenly potential spoilers in MLPG

>>31126128
>>31126128
this remembers me so much of the last 2 months in Persona 3

Nyx Cult graffitis everywhere

NEW FANON~!
HEARTSTRINGS IS HER EMBARRASSING FULL NAME THAT ONLY HER MOTHER USES

>>31126387
I'm only teasing, man, haha, I haven't even seen it yet. Need to, though.

>>31126415
Cease, chill, man. I haven't even started on it yet. I was just playing with Pagemaster, no worries.

>>31126397
'DJ PON3 is a stage name' was pretty much what was agreed on.

>>31126397
What argument? Vinyl Scratch is her name, and DJ PON3 is her DJ name.

>let's imitate Railgunner some more

>>31126363
don't have any, but in the meantime enjoy this

>>31126438
More like Heartstrings is the name given to her by witness protection after she was driven out of town for having A SHITTY COLOR SCHEME

HEARTSTRINGS THREAD!

>>31126438
i'm ok with this

Lyra Heartstrings is her full name.

>>31126447
Somebody the other day asked me me my ten favorite anime. How this missed the list I will never know.

Johann is the best villain from anything ever. Even better than Nox (although just barely)

>>31125810
if it's true that is awesome

>>31126477
BUT WHY.

What the heck are blindbag names and why should I care?

>>31126477
bullshit, she's not sucking human cock

>>31126477
Funny thing about that picture, if you get rid of the mouth the picture still looks the same.

Get it? Because it looks like they just added the slit as an afterthought.

So...any creepy pony images/ stories that aren't cupcakes?

>>31126513
Candymane.

>>31126498
...THIS

WHY THE FUCK DON'T YOU ADAPT LIKE HUMAN FUCKING BEING TO A CHANGING ENVIRONMENT INSTEAD OF BITCHING AND WHINING?

i can just play with this site all day >bored highscool teachers break into the home of rogue witch-doctors sensually

>>31126477
I don't give much of a fuck, that looks cool as shit and I saved it hard

>>31126549
ALL CAPS THREAD? ALL CAPS THREAD.

>>31126397
I think "smiling blue hourglass pony" has the most contentious name. Hopefully a toy name might settle that eventually.

>mfw I am so OCD about this kind of shit I have to rename 80+ pictures of Heartstring

>>31126477
I was mad at first but now it's funny.

>>31126583

>>31126508
If I may be so bold, what were the top ten? Pastebin it or email me or something, keep the thread on topic, but I'm curious. In the middle of a bit of a binge at the moment.

>>31126534
>posting fanart of an anime
>while attacking anime
you neko kawaii baka-chan, quit attacking the glorious sugoi nippon honourable master race desu ne uguu~~

>>31126543
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1NJhlO6fhWxD1TvpLlCc-pGuvlbV0f0j8HZWK4RCf7rM/edit?hl=en_US

>>31126594
AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Me too.

>>31126477
I blame you for the Faust porn

>>31126610
I love this pic. Thoroughly ridiculous.

>>31126594
You think that's bad? how do you think it feels realizing that over half of your collected fan-art is suddenly out of date after the Luna episode?

>>31126498
Oh my god fucking brilliant


This so hard

Forever
Nothing but this

>>31126543
Not any grimdark stories... that are good.

Sweet Apple Massacre:
pastebin 4f0Zuh3B

Alright bitches, looks like Spooky Quest will be continuing as soon as this current general dies.

Join us, there's going to be cool spooky vampire shenanigans!

>>31125708
>This http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hddCpJ8MfVo with Fluttershy and Angel

>>31126534
>>31126534
YOU CLEARLY HAVENT SEEN CROMARTIE HIGHSCHOOL YET

>>31126594
And then they call her something else on the show.
What do you do?

>>31126668
If living a lie makes you feel better, sure.

>>31125531
>Toy canon
>Cartoon canon

And somewhere in between, fanon.

APE-LIKE ALIENS STAB RETARDED BODY-GUARDS TO DESTROT MANKIND.

Human invasion episode confirmed?

>>31126709
saved
how many more do you intend to do? these are golden

Wait, Lyra's canon name is Heartstrings?

>>31126755
In the blindbags yes but not in the show.

>>31126668
Lyra Heartstrings
Berryshine Punch
BonBon Candymane
Fuck everyone else

>>31126755
Yes

But let's make it Lyra Heartstrings

>>31126730
Fanon isn't between, it's stuck underneath like some unsightly mold.

>>31126619
http://pastebin.com/rqWXeQma

Off of that list, you could replace Gankutsuou with Monster. There are a few movies on there too.

>>31126171

>>31126766
But sentenal, BerryShine and Berry Punch aren't the same pony

>>31126766
Berryshine? Candymane? What the fuck, is there a list of all these names or something?

>>31126755
For fucks's sake, PAY ATTENTION.
The name on her Blind Bag toy is Heartstrings.