I look forward to a second holocaust.

>>31095574
FUCK YEA!

They better have a song in it.

You bet your ass I'm ready.

>>31095574
Yeah, just for the revelation that she's adopted.

>>31095574
three mlp threads on the front page?
you stop it
stop it right now

>>31095631
Sweetie anon?

Every Rarity ship is terrible

>>31095647
then stop making troll threads

>>31095650
Who else?

>>31095631
you learnt good son

namin' your files like a champ i see

>>31095658
And now Im off to watch apple.mov again

>>31095599

When will I know the peace of death?

>>31095671
>>31095673

Scootanon and Sweetie anon in the same thread!

>>31095658
>Every ship is terrible

Fixed that for you

>>31095658
>>31095658
where the fuck do these images come from? is there an apple.mov 2 or something?

This will be a very important episode for sweetie

If she doesn't act dumb the entire episode, all previous fancanon is invalid

>>31095631

Why even bother naming them if you already have a folder

>>31095658
I can't argue with that.

That bitch has such high standards she'll never be with anyone.

>>31095695
http://ask-jappleack.tumblr.com/
http://ask-jappleack.tumblr.com/
http://ask-jappleack.tumblr.com/
http://ask-jappleack.tumblr.com/

>>31095695

>>31095671
>>31095673
>>31095685

Now get licking you adorable little varmints!

>>31095681
What is apple.mov?
Or, more importantly-
Do I want to know what apple.mov is?

>>31095695
I heard Dress.mov is in the works.

>>31095696
ew, my thread was boop'd by Pacce. I feel violated.

>>31095713
no fuck your shit.

>>31095695

http://ask-jappleack.tumblr.com/

>>31095707

Considering Rarity and Sweetie Belle are going to be pissing each other off; there is bound to be one dumb thing she does.

>>31095707
All the fanon IS already invalid.

>>31095695
http://ask-jappleack.tumblr.com/

>>31095737
forgot your comma, anon.

>>31095725
Seriously?

You haven't seen apple.mov?

>>31095707

And if she DOES do even the slightest ditzy thing, she will forever be known as the cutest little retard!

If you could chose what CMC to hook up with Spike who would it be?

>>31095734

>>31095737
what seem
mes to be theb problem=? anon ?

>>31095774
Yeah, pony fans are just like Sonichu.

It's weird, while not my favorite pony (the spot remains forever tied with Twilight and Pinkie; and that will never change), Applejack has been majorly rising up for me. I dunno why, but rewatching season 1, she kinda sticks out as the underdog for me. It's gotta be rough having the fucking Gandalf of her time, a pegasus who can break the fucking rainbow barrier, a fourth wall breaking pony (as if to rub salt in the wound that even being a normal earth pony, her one friend of the same species HAS to have abnormal abilities), a pegasus whom despite personality flaws can still command all wildlife, and even Rarity can still perform telekinesis as friends and constant reminders as to what she isn't; it's no wonder she works so hard to keep up. I wouldn't mind another Applejack episode to be honest, the last one she had was what, episode three?

>>31095741
Is that Tumblr actually run by HotDiggidyDemon?
Or is it a really good imposter.

>>31095685
>>31095723

Oh boy! Can I be Applebloom anon?

Nah, never mind. I only have like 16 Applebloom images...

>>31095707
Silly, the fandom doesnt care about canon. It will self perpetuate it's dumb fandom no matter what actually happens in the show

>>31095763
People is going to ignore canon anyway, they are like ponychan.

Saturday morning is the best time of the week

>>31095781
sorry thought you were advertising a tumblr for no reason, didn't see the quoted question.

>>31095791
Nah. Its really him. And apparently the tumblr has been up before the Apple.Mov animation

>>31095734
You like it when I boop you.
Don't cha?

>>31095806
who actually jacks it in bed

>>31095713
>>31095715
>>31095741
>>31095754
so the guy got a lot of possitive attention from apple.mov and decided to make an ask tumblr to net himself some more attention

>>31095835
I don't see a problem with supplying something that people want to see

>>31095761
Can you provide a link?

>>31095796

Sweetie Belle's response to "We want to crusade for our cutie marks" was "Um... what they said."

Your move.

>>31095835
Pretty much.

>>31095835
yeah or somethign lol

>>31095821
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>31095828
who doesn't

Should pone poni pony?

>>31095835
it might never happen again so he might as well run with it if people like it.

>>31095796
>>31095801
Popycock. I stick to the canon

>>31095859
OMG SHE IS A RETARD!

>>31095835
eh. it's not as bad as EVERY OTHER TUMBLR so i'll accept it.

>>31095873
Maybe once or twice

>>31095884

>>31095859

>>31095859
Also
>You aren't using power tools are you?

>>31095873
Only with consenting ponies.
Making a pony pone against their will goes against the entire spirit of the thing.

>>31095892
It's not hard to be better than any of the other tumblrs

>>31095895
>>31095865
>Using Scootaloo reaction images

>inb4 Scootanon gets mad

>>31095917
>Not using power tools to make clothing
>In 2011

>>31095933
Scootanon is not mad as long they use Scoot.

>>31095933
nah im sure he's fine with it we bros here in MLPG no on gets made no on gets hurt

>>31095859
Sweetie Belle is slow to catch on.
She's not dumb, she's just not the swiftest.
Though you best bot be doubtin' her vocabulary. Her ability to know what is or isn't a word is UN-FUCKING-MATCHED!

>>31095917

>>Oh, so that's why the colors all look like mud.

>>One, Two, Three, Four... Five!?

>>Sweetie Stare to the side

>>Can't stand on legs!!!

A real testament to pony intelligence, this one.

>>31095923
Consent is meaningless.

>>31095971
shut up deafdefiler

>>31095796
>>31095801

since when can you not have fannon to supplement the gaps in cannon, until they are filled? What's the fun in that?

>>31095962
>>31095945
He wanted to fight a couple people the other day for that reason. :V

>>31095965
This guy is worst than Duplex field.

>>31095858
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxAJqvslV7M

>>31095933
>>31095933
what do i look like? ponychan?

AllFunAllowed.jpg

http://wesdaaman.deviantart.com/#/d4er8ob

fuck this world

Fact: Solare is best pony.

>There will never be an episode where Twilight Sparkle, Fluttershy, Luna and Apple Bloom go on a wacky adventure

Fuck this gay earth. I HATE them for not pandering to my silly whims.

"when Rarity refuses to be part of the celebration, Sweetie Belle becomes angry and disowns her as a friend"
They're sisters
>Sweetie Belle confirmed for retard

>>31096021
Now everyone knows how to name their files.

Soon there will be Twilight anons, Applejack and so on. You were the catalyst for what may come to pass.

Then we will have no need for namefags, or tripfags, just filenamefags.

>>31096060
Sweetie is real and she works in the show?

watching a show for little girls? really? go get laids you faggots

>"We want to crusade for our cutie marks"
>"Deus vult!"

Apple.mov was funny untill the rainbow apple tunnel bullshit started.

that was fucking stupid.


but the part after that was funny again.

>>31096023
ah ha ha ha ha ha

POSTAN THIS FROM LAST THREAD.

http://flutterkarkat96.deviantart.com/

>>31095984
But when canon inevitably conflicts with fanon, they will more often than not handwave it to stick to their fanon

>>31096126
See: Trixie fans

>>31096002
Oh god, that was fantastic.

>>31096002

What the fuck did I just watch?

>>31096060
You can be friends with your sister, you know.

>>31096060

Picture here: Sweetie Belle being put up for adoption after she disowns Rarity.

>>31096023
>featured in #MLPFriendshipismagic
wasn't SB trying to get in there or something?

>>31096104
Twas a reference to a long and boring and long part of 2001 a space odessy

>>31096083
well excuuuuse me for telling anons that you can name all your files by selecting all of them and changing the name of one, subsequently windows changes the name of all the other files to 'name (1)', 'name (2)' and so on...

whoops.

>>31096174
I'm still convinced that the admin of that group is a troll

>>31096111

>>Forever a Luna.jpg

Needs more Applejack

>>31096023

>death worm
>flirty griffy sister
>alternate universe griffy where he is a pony and twilight's boyfriend

damn, this guy is working overtime.

>>31096188
I see

>>31096126
We've seemed pretty easy going in accepting that Rarity has a sister and it one of the CMC, that Luna is pretty awesome, that Pinkie was raised by her family and does not have a bad case of "dead parents" and that Discord was a mad prankster and not a blood drinking rapist.

Well.
Most of us.

The Codex Astartes does not recognize this taint as the work of Chaos!

>>31096126
give one example of that ever happening

would you help a pony?

>>31096126

....
I don't know who THEY are, but I don't do that. So there are at least two fans that know what's up.

DISREGARD THE HATERS! ACQUIRE PONIES!

>>31096158

Why... why is Sweetie Belle brown?

>>31096213

>>31096242
Trixie

>>31096023

>Flirty Girffy sister

I have a feeling there will be incest.

>>31096243
No I fucking hate horses.

>>31096243
with what?

>>31096243
assisted suicide is illegal in the UK

>>31096260
what? all you did was name a character

>>31096002
>Spike in the last 30 seconds of that video.

That's definitely what Spike should sound like all the time.

>>31096286
Are you new or something?

>>31096284
would you help a pony in equestria?

>>31096174
It was PoniesPlus. They supposedly have quality standards, but I've seen several submissions accepted there that just didn't wow me.

There's like five groups now all vying to be the group that only accepts good art but isn't a dick about it, and I just don't see the point.

>>31096310
>Oh that's kind of depress-
>moves

>>31096310
my friend, i already have
but yes, were it necessary i would help a pony in equestria

>>31096188
>MFW I wrote a script to automatically rename any file added to my Sweetie Belle folder to have the appropriate number when I could have just done this

Figured this would be a suitable edit with all that faust 34 now.

>>31096260
There is no canon involving Trixie

>>31096286
My apologies. I thought it was self evident.

Trixie fags have repeatedly suggested that she is incredibly powerful magically, if not Twilight's equal. The entire episode was a demonstration that this character was all talk, no action. She has little power in canon, while some think that she isn't weak.

Also, some suggest without support that her attitude is just a stage character that she drops and become a not total bitch

>>31096083
But what if I already have ALL my pony images named like that? I guess that would make me a ponyfag. :V

I haven't seen Cease_ in /mu/ in a while
I kinda feel like this is a good thing, considering circlejerking is an annoying problem there
also, Cease_, join the /mew/ group on fb so we can have another ponyfag and laugh at you

also
http://christwire.org/2011/10/scandalous-my-little-pony-wants-to-turn-your-men-into-women/
I fucking knew shit was happening to me, oh lawdy

Do ponies have toilets or litter boxes?

>>31096351
saved hard

>>31096351
I just want you to know that all of you are responsible for this porn of her

>>31096369
they shit on the streets just like in real life

welcome to equestria, baby

QUICK YOU NOW HAVE TO SUCK ONE PONY'S HORSE COCK! WHOSE IS IT?
Hard Mode: No Futa

>>31096404
yours

>>31096391

Aw shucks, you're gonna make me blush

>>31096391
nah. Its the ones that requested her to make her own OC

>>31096409
Dammit, is there going to be a line here? I have places to be at twelve.

>>31096404
>Braeburn

>>31096404
FLUTTERS-
>No futa.

Fuck. Uuh... Braeburn's, I guess.

>>31096023
>griffy shipping

would you make pipsqueak have an abortion

>>31096429
And how do you think that they thought that was appropriate? Because of the attitude here

>>31096404
Fuck yeah, Braeburn's all the way!

>>31096404

Pipsqueak's. But only if I get to stick my dick in his squishy little marshmallow butthole.

>>31096151
>>31096156
>>31096300
Better version
http://yooouuutuuube.com/v/?b=1&yt=xxAJqvslV7M&width=192&height=120&flux=0&direc
tion=rand

>>31096151
Rarity is voiced by Egoraptor

>>31096457
whoever draws this stuff I fucking love you

>>31096364

Trixifag her

>Your first point
I don't do this. Trixie is NOT as good a Twilight. I see her as more of an illusionist, but she's also a stage performer. She would be more interested in being flashy than having any magic of substance.
>Your second point.
I would say I disagree, BUT it's both her attitude and her stage persona. It's a mix of both. I think she can have a soft side, just like any woman called a bitch, but that's probably what makes me a Trixie fag.
I would argue only that of, the antagonists so far, she is the most redemable, and can change. That's really it.
How could you hate that face and that voice, OH GOD HER VOICE!

>>31096262

>>31096350
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

why are you called brownies?

niggers..?

>>31096511
Then I respect you as you clearly are a superior thinker

>>31096511
If you dont fit that description you are a Trixie fan and not a trixiefag like seth or rayo.

>>31096350
>>31096350
sweetiebelle-retarded

how do you even know to code?

>>31096511
I hate her voice

>>31096536
Because we're filled with chocolatey fudge. And weed.

And we look like shit.

/v/irgin here, I like ponies.
Can I get a ponified Bobby Kotick?
I'd be very thankful.

>>31096461
You're telling me... that people wanted OCs because of /co/s behavior? Are you serious? There have been OCs of ponies before FIM ever came out and NOT from /co/. Hell OCs used to be frowned upon ALL of /co/ not just a portion of it. Not everything is 4chans fault. Just most of it.

>>31096552
you forgot nanaki and that tripfag from /b/ who avatarfags as stocking/trixie and pops into these threads from time to time

>>31096536
That's correct. It's been confirmed that 99% of the fans of the show are black people.

Does someone want to cap the Scootaloo Vampire quest tonight? I've gotta be away for most of it.

>>31096364
>Trixie fags have repeatedly suggested that she is incredibly powerful magically

She's obviously a cut above the average unicorn and easily trounced Twilight's friends. She's just not fucking hax tier. I don't even like Trixie that much but magic IS her special talent, so of course she's good at it.

>>31096552
>No True Scotsman fallicy

Fan of Trixie? trixie fag

Fan of Ponies? Ponyfag

>Looking forward to
>Sweetie Belle

These should never be in the same sentence.

>>31096588
It'll be in the archives I'm sure.

>>31096573

Most of the people on /co/ probably don't know who Sata-Bobby Kotick is, trying to start a shitstorm on /v/?

>>31096598
She is a shit mage unlike Twilight.

>shipping Carajack

>>31096598
>easily trounced Twilight's friends
She tricked them and went at them while their guards were down. I wouldn't call what she did winning a fair fight.

>>31096552

Oh ok, cool. Carry on then.

>>31096563
aw .... okay.jpg

>>31096552
>>31096552
WE DONT
FUCKING TALK
ABOUT THOSE FUCKING FAGGOTS HERE

>>31096573

so...you want a bobby Coltick?

>>31096621
Maybe

>>31096598
>magic IS her special talent
[citation needed]

>>31096511
Trixie's got some degree of power. I mean she can make storm clouds (small ones) and has a pretty healthy variety of abilities. Twilight is just Magic Goku at SUC4. Trixie is more around krillin levels.

>>31096576
Sorry, I didn't explain properly. People wanted porn of her most likely because of /co/s behavior.

Faust drawing an OC, I think, would be more in line with a ponychan request.

>>31096636
>*^//^*

>>31096636
>anthro
>carajack
>Not caralight

Shit nigga are you even trying?

>>31096636
>Carajack

oh fucking god

>>31096586
I always thought me and Klondike are the only black people that like the show. I mean you never see any black people in those horrid brony meetup pictures.

>>31096404
Big Mac, he's fucking sexy

>>31096636
If you look at it from the bottom up, you're eyes might not burst into flames immediately

>>31096588
>>31096188
I don't know if it's me or anything but why are some of Scootaloo pictures so saturated?

>>31096511
Incidentally, I think the main reason I don't care all that much for Trixie is because I don't even think of her as a stage performer, but just someone who lugs around a stage to satisfy her unwarranted need for constant attention.

She barely constitutes as an actress, but just someone who used flashing lights to draw attention to herself, and then do the magic equivalent of jingling keys in an infant's face.

>>31096636

Carajack, eh? Well this is going to be retarOH GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

>>31096657

>>31096710
it's applejack after she lost her left arm.

>>31096178
Good reference.

they captured the "Long and boring" part perfectly.

>>31096558
This shit is pretty easy with Xcode, and anyone with enough intelligence to boot up a computer without it exploding can learn the bash command line with relative ease.

>>31096733
>>31096733
And her chin melted into her neck

>>31096736
it was like 20 seconds long, how advanced is your ADD son?

>>31096664
>I thought unicorns were only supposed to have a little magic that matches their special talent.
>True, for ponies whose talents are for things like cooking, or singing, or math. But what if a unicorn's special talent IS magic?

Yeah that was kinda the point of the episode. Twilight's meets another unicorn like her, but less studious and more show-offy.

>>31096709

My God. I just realized who Trixie reminds me of.

>>31096783

>>31096782
No, Twilight meant that her own special talent was magic and she was worried about showing off.

>>31096702
>>31096702
its saturated on purpose to cause epileptic attacks

open this gif dude, it has fairies on it, you believe in fairies dont you?

>>31096782
She is also a liar and and a shit mage.

>>31096783
And everything starts to make sense.

>>31096783
Well, now I hate Trixie more if I imagine her being Peggy Hill.

>I want to go to Me-i-co

>>31096636
>carajack
>it's anthro

dammit, I would have prefered it to be more along the liens of big mac walking in on them fucking than that shit

>Caramel plowing apllejacks field.jpg

>>31096782
You only got half of that right

Have a pony pet/best friend
OR
Have one of the ponies be your girlfriend BUT YOU CAN'T HAVE SEX WITH HER

>>31096823
I actually like that gif

>>31096783

The only difference is that Peggy doesn't have a devout fanclub on /co/.

Oh shit I'm going to jinx it aren't I.

Are now open

>>31096783
Or as they say in Equestira, "Whoof Trixie reminds you of."

>>31096669
More like Mr. Satan levels.

>>31096856
>Have a pony pet/best friend

All day!

>>31096860
I'd punch Hank Hill in the face to get to my waifu

>>31096856
Best friend.
Duh.

>>31096865
Trixie teach and spanish class.

HEY GUYS
GUYS
GUYS

NONE OF US ARE AS UGLY AS THIS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tkwlf3deRI&feature=related

sO FEEL GOOD

>>31096865
draw Korra as a pony!

>>31096759
i once connected a computer that worked with 220v in the 110v output at school on purpose and when it blew up i pretended i DIDNT KNOW WHAT HAPPENED

>mfw it actually blew up

shit was so bits

>>31096860
No, you're ok

She's just that unlikable

>>31096865
caralight to get this fucking anthro applejack out of my head

>>31096856
Oh ballcocks I meant a pony to be a human girlfriend

god dammit stop posting peggy hill it'sworsethanscatporn!

So what's going on in this thread?

>>31096856
>pony pet
>Shits all over my floor

>pony best friend
>Shits all over my floor

THIS IS A NO WIN SITUATION

>>31096781
>ADD
ADHD.

>>31096906
When is that supposed to come out anyways?

>>31096856
Best friend. The other option isn't viable.

>>31096923
FUcking second.

>>31096890
>Mr. Satan

>stronger than average
>still shit compared to the main characters
>complete showboating liar

Fits pretty well.

>>31096669

Well, i dunno. From all that we know I would say she could have the potential to be up there, but she will never out power TS. TS is element of magic, above "special talent is magic". I would agree with >>31096664, we don't actually know what her cutie mark means, it can be ASSUMED it's magic. Again illusionist in my opinon, and illusionist can become really powerfull, but that one episode showed she didn't really have the desire to learn more powerfull magic. It's fannon to say she is even at krillins level.

>>31096641
I would argue that's still a win, which shows she has ability, but it wasn't fair from the start. They were tricked into an arena they had a low chance of winning in, which is her showmanship skills and being able to take on a crowds challenge.

>>31096262
DID SOMEONE CALL FOR GRIFFYCEST

>>31096904
BIRDS FLYING HIGH, YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL

i just fapped to the new futa derpy pic on paheal. i will go kill myself now.

So uh, what's new with you MLPG?

>>31096950
shit it does

>>31096856
Pony best friend, of course.

>>31096967
I got uncharted 3 today

>>31096880

fuck it, fine, ill say it. i like Trixie. she was a dumb showoff bitch, and i like that. i found her entertaining and liked her episode.

i am not gonna let those other faggots make me dislike a funny character.

>>31096923
>>31096947
Fucking third.

>>31096955
>It's fannon to say she is even at krillins level.

Its canon say she is nothing beside Twilight.

So fellow drawfags,
If I may ask you a question,
what medium do YOU use for drawing our favourite ponies?

>>31096904
>mfw

>>31096981

Well, I meant more on the subject of pony, but cool bro.

>>31096856
I can't have sex with Pony...but can I feel Pony up?

>>31096955
Her cutie mark is a veil and wand, her talent is pretty obviously magic shows.

>>31096904

Haha, poor ugly people, they'll never be loved. Because they're ugly.

>>31096891
>>31096945
>>31096974

Sweetie best friend YAY!

>>31096351
Eeyuck
I Hate Fausticorn-Faustiporn

>>31096998
She beat rarity.

>>31097017
You will forever be forced to stop at second base.

>>31097027
That's not true! My mommy says she loves me the bestest!

>that carajack picture

oh man that thing was horrible

have a nicer doodle instead

>>31096985
Let's here it for the dumb bitches that we like for being entertaining.

>>31096880
Fuck you Peggy!

>artist I liked before MLP draws MLP porn

It is a good feel.

>>31097063

Whatever helps you sleep at night Nathan.

>>31097055
Rarity only have two spells, levitation and that diamond thing Twilight learn in in a heart beat.

>>31096981
Fuck now I want to see a picture of Spike falling out of a torn apart cargo plane

>>31097063
>Get to second base
>Steal third

>>31096904
>>31096904
>>31096904
im so grateful

Do you know why you never see any criminals in Equestria?

it's because upon commiting a crime, a pony is immediately sentenced to spend the remainder of their life fighting to the death in the Canterlot Thunderdome for the entertainment of Princess Celestia and the people.

TWO PONIES ENTER
ONE PONY LEAVES
TWO PONIES ENTER
ONE PONY LEAVES

>>31096985

Fucking this

>>31096856

Obviously I want a babby Sweetie Belle for a pet!

Assuming I don't have to paper train her.

>>31097090
She also has fashion show special effect spells.

I'm just saying trixie is above average.

>>31097101
BUT THAT'S AGAINST THE RRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLES

>>31097073
sav'd

>>31097087
I hate that feel actually

I don't like when things start crossing into each other

>>31096856

>pony pet

We've been over this. That's called slavery.

>>31096926
human applejack would be the best fuckin gf ever you cant deny this shit

>>31097141
She turn her hair green, how hard that can be?

>>31096611
Oh, good point, forgot about those

>>31097106
Oh geeze, can't we just getBeyond Thunderdome?

>>31097164
>Slavery
>I pay for her food, i clean her mess and i love her like a friend

Nigga wat?

>>31097183

>>31097165
Twilight has a perfect expression in that pic.

>>31097183
UGH, I'LL DEAL WITH YOU LATER!
WE GOT MOVIE SIGN!

>>31097183

>>31097165
No, Twilight would be best wife you dummy

Sorry that I like my women educated

>>31097183
>Rifftrax/MST3K

MAH NIGGA

>>31097055

It's easy to beat Rarity. Fashion and beauty are her weakness. If you did it right, you could throw mud at her and she would walk out. Rarity was the easiest of the three, due to crowd dynamics. It forced all three to back down due to embarrassment.

Straight on fights are a different story I would say though. AJ and RD would take her down FAST. Rarity, well it might be an even fight, though Rarity has sharp objects. I dunno, you would have to make stuff up for it to be in Trixie't move list.

>>31097165

>>31097164

I have no problem with enslaving adorable little ponies for my own amusement.

Tirek is awesome-tier.

>>31097073
Caramel's not a pedo, he's just so hard up for Apple poon that when AB shakes her flank he can't help it. He'd rather have Mac or AJ but he'll take what he can get.

>>31097165
Does Twilight's boobs look bigger than normal in this picture

>>31096926
I maintain the pony best friend/roommate.
We'd go to bars and she'd help me chat up ladies.

>>31097129
Dash's belly is much softer and raspberryble

>>31097255
erase the slap mark, move it to her boobs, suddenly it all makes sense and it's funnier.

>>31097255
>Filename
So very true. I hate you.

>>31097255
Fuck off Anon

>>31096964
i just fapped to this video

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wl9y3SIPt7o

i will be killing myself also

>>31096709
Trixie, by virtue of being only a one-time occurrence for the sake of being an antagonistic foil for that episode, didn't really have much time to be developed beyond first impressions. Which is why, beyond the obnoxious waifufags, she has such a polarizing love-or-hate orientation in the fanbase. Some people like her because she has a potential story but just lacks the canon behind it, and some people dislike her for that exact same reason. It's weird.

>>31097189

You're still claiming ownership of a sentient creature, though. Why can't you just call her a friend instead of a pet?

>>31097228

Damn it now I'm reading these posts in Peggy's voice.

>>31097106

>Play this while they fight to death
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1D5Sa2Yq-2g
>Funnest death matches of the century

>>31097227
>>31097219
>>31097212
>>31097183
>people in MLP general threads like MST3k

I knew you guys had good taste.
about everything except best pony

>>31097285
>read video title
>get insta boner

goddammit

>>31097245
Would Caramel go after Granny Smith?

>>31097303
What? Rarity is best pony of course!

>>31097295
I never say she was my pet, she is my best friend!

>>31097329
He used to, but with her hip the way it is...

>>31097337
No she's not, Twilight is.

derpy hoofs

>>31097353

how do you think it got that way?

So is vampire Scootaloo Quest continuing tonight?

>>31096404
Ace

>>31097375
bitch you wanna fight about it?

Twilight is still a great pony, tied in second with applejack

>>31097295

Ponies should pony pony for the amusement of lord Tirek!

>>31097397
Lazy asshole didn't even change his clothes for Nightmare night.

>>31097303
Tom Zervo > Crow

>>31097277

>>31097406
And for me, Rarity is tied in second with Fluttershy.

Let's be friends instead.

Your favorite pony's face is now covered with your semen and she looks up to you with a smile, then licks her lips
YFW

>>31097427
>Zervo
Servo*

New thread, pl0x

>>31097277

>"hey, what are you doi-aaaaaahahahaha! h-hey! hahahahaha! s-stop that!"

>>31097406

Dis nigga knows what's up.

Postan some best pony before I get back to work on my story.

>>31097449
Joel>Mike

>>31097447
MFW We hit image limit and you have terrible timing

>>31097447
I snowball it with her.

That is my face.

>>31097473
Wow, fast thread

>>31097468
Yeah, pretty much.

SUP BITCHES!

Anyways, just letting you all know that Spooky Quest will be continuing tonight as soon as this thread dies. We had a lot of fun and will be continuing our tale of SPOOOOOOKY shenanigans, so feel free to join. I'll post a recap when this thread dies down and actual discussion moves to the next.

>>31097436
agreed

>>31097457
gore, you are a bro

Nuu thread yet?

>>31097520
TV's Frank>Every other villain in the series

>>31096709
Hey with what we were given for cannon, this is a legit point of view. I just chose to see her a little beyond that. No problem. Read >>31097294, I think he has a point.

>>31097447

What a wonderful note to end a thread on.

Let's just leave this hypothetical here, and never mention it again. Sound like a plan?

>>31097539
YOU.

MAKE THE NEW THREAD!

>>31097536
Fuck yes.

>>31097557
ok

>>31097545
I never really cared about the "villains." They were just kind of there.

So while we are waiting for the next thread-
what operating system do you use, MLPG?

>>31097631
Gentoo

>>31097631
Windows 7

>>31097631

the one that's better than yours

>>31097631
Dell.

>>31096904
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tkwlf3deRI&feature=related

That's an awesome hat you got there Klondike

>>31097631
Linux Mint

>>31097631

Ubuntu & Win 7 dual boot. Best of both worlds.

>>31097631
Pony iOS
>Pictureofthere'saponyforthatad.jpg

NEW THREAD

>>31097686
>>31097686
>>31097686
>>31097686
>>31097686
>>31097686

>>31097631
Windows XP SP3 on a Sony Vaio desktop with 480 mb of RAM

Speaking of pony quests, what ever happened to FacelessJr's?
I was with it the day before Halloween or so, got off at around midnight and when I looked for the thread in the archive it 404'd.

Alright, time to continue.

LAST TIME ON SPOOOOOOOOKY QUEST: Or, How I learned to Stop Worrying and Love Porphyric Hemophilia.

We assumed the role of Scootaloo, adventurer extraordinaire! After finding an old map leading to a cryptic “treasure,” we went with Sweetie Belle and Applebloom to check it out. Turns out the “treasure” was a magic gem that turned you into a vampire if you ate it. Normally, this wouldn't have been a problem, but our little chicken brain made us accidentally swallow it. We decided that fixing this shit ASAP would be better than trying to waste time trying to find a cure ourselves, so we woke Twilight's lazy ass up and she took us in for the night. We got locked in the closet for giving Spike a hickey while he slept (tuns out dragon scales protect against filly fangs so he escaped being our victim), which was a bad idea. Come morning, we were overcome with bloodlust and attacked Twilight, drinking our fill and turning her into a zombie slave. Fortunately, Spike awas away at the time and Applebloom and Sweetie Belle returned to check up on us. We were able to determine from an old book that our curse was “a gift from the moon” and decided that Zecora would probably know more about counter-curses. (cont.)

Sooo am I the only one who's noticed that about half the fandom are hypocrites or is it just me?

>>31097900

We donned a thick coat so we wouldn't incinerate in the sun, and decided to move through town as quietly as possible. However, we met up with Dash and she found out what happened to Twilight and was a total bitch about it. Still, we managed to calm her down enough to accompany us to Zecora's. We got there and found out that our curse is an old and powerful one, but breakable. It'll be a while until Zecora can whip up the counter-curse, so now we have to try to survive. Since we were feeling “thirsty,” Dash volunteered herself to become our next victim and because she seemed to be getting off to the idea of being someone's thrall. That leaves us in Zecora's house with her, Applebloom, Sweetie Belle, and zombie Dash and Twilight. Suddenly, Spike walks in and asks if he's interrupting something.

>>31097930

Spike enters the hut, “Hey Twilight! I got your note. I finished helping Rarity and thought I'd meet up with you here.” He puts on a puzzled expression as he sees everyone staring at him (well, everyone's who's not a mindless zombie).

What do you do?

>>31097911
No, a good portion of them are hypocrites. Nothing is pure, after all.

>>31097911
in what respect?

>>31097856
We got railroaded into a bad ending.

>>31097948
Tell Spike we are getting treatment for our curse, but it's going to get worse before it gets better.

>>31097948

And another thing, rules are still in place. We're running FacelessJr style.

You have 2 more save points left, and you're still on your first life.

I'll admit, it was hard coming up for bad end opportunities because I thought you guys wouldn't be dumb enough to let Twilight lock you in the closet. Don't worry, I've given it some thought. Y'all best stay on your toes now, but I won't punish shenanigans unless you demonstrate extremely poor judgement.

I hate how all the ponies are hypocrites against Trixie.

Applejack: "My family has the best apple goods in Equestria!"

Rarity: "My clothing designs are divine!"

Rainbow Dash: "I'm the fastest Pegasus ever and deserve to fly with the Wonderbolts!"

Pinkie Pie: "No party is better than a Pinkie Pie party!"

Trixie: "The great and powerful Trixie has entertained audiences everywhere with her magic!"


Main cast: "Boo, what a boaster! Look at her, making the crowd happy; let's wreck her livelihood and smear her reputation."

>>31098056
I'm guess that word gets out that Twilight is our thrall Pelo-I mean Celestia is going to come and purge us?

>>31098105
*if word gets out

>>31098083
I hate how you post in threads that are over

>>31098124
>>31098083
>>31097974
>>31097950
>>31097911
I hate how none of you guys are questing with us.

>>31098147
Ill quest, i was jsut gonna wait to see what came up next to kinda pick up how were doing this. I've never seen this one before

>>31098168
Post what actions you want to take.

>>31098016

You decide it would be best to come clean. "Hey Spike, how's it going! Listen, while you were gone, we ACCIDENTALLY bit Twilight, which may or may not have turned her into our mindless slave. However, we..."

Spike doesn't wait for you to finish. He rushes over to Twilight, calling out to her for a response. "Twilight! Twilight! What happened? What did she do to you?" He waves his hand in front of Twilight's face. No reaction whatsoever. "Twi, please tell me you;re still there." He begins to gently sob, leaning on her side.

Suddenly, he whips around with a look of hatred on his face. "YOU MONSTER! WHAT DID YOU DO! She was like a sister to me! I'll, I'll tell the Princess on you!"

He suddenly darts towards the front door. Man, dragons can be fast on all four legs, you think.

>>31098226
Tell Twilight to stop him with her levitation.

>>31097101
>immediantly starts thinking of baseball
>remembers the World Series
>remembers the Cardinals winning.
> Celebrates epicly
>The next day, no fan art of either team.

FEELSBADMAN.JPEG

>>31098226
Use twilight power to stop him

Wait, is she mindless non-functioning zombie or mindless do whatever we say zombie?

If the former twilight power, if the latter, I dont know, tackle him or something.

>>31098286
She is our thrall. She does what we tell her to do and not much else.

>>31098286
>>31098226
>>31098254

Our thralls can do whatever they were able to do if they were still normal, they just follow us around and won't do anything unless we tell them to. They're basically robots who call us "Master Scootaloo" unless we SPECIFICALLY tell them not to.

You order Twilight to lift the little dragon with her telekinesis and hold bring him back to the center of the hut. He seems surprised when he's enveloped in a purple glow and gently flies back towards his captor. He looks at you with scorn, "Do your worst, fiend! I'll never surrender!" He blows his dragon breath at you, but it can't reach more than a foot in front of him.

>>31098440
Tell him we are trying to get better, but we need his help. He is the only one we can't infect and we want him to stick close to us so he can let the Princess know if we fail to find a cure and completely loose control of ourselves.

Make sure we cry while we tell him these things.

>>31098534
This

I want tears, very convincing tears

>>31098534
>>31098613

"OH SPIKE!" You put on you're saddest face possible, "I'm a monster, I'm so sorry! Boo hoo," you whine while putting your hoof over your face. Even though you can't see it, Spike rolls his eyes.

"Oh, without Zecora, I don't know what I'd be right now! She has so kindly and generously agreed to work on a counter curse to rid me of this torment!" You open one eye to see everyone looking oddly at you. You decide to drop the act.

"Okay, listen, Twilight and Dash will be fine."

"You got Rainbow Dash too?" Spike says, turning his eyes toward the quiet blue pegasus.

"Yeah, I know, I just need to survive long enough for Zecora to finish. After that, Twilight will turn back to normal since the curse will be lifted."

He seems to have calmed down. "Can you please let me down?" He asks coldly.

>>31098811
Tell him sure, but ask him not to tell Celestia because we don't want to get fried to a crisp.

>>31098811
Not yet. But you will be keeping him close.

>>31098811
Scootaloo you are a terrible actress

Id let him down but keep an eye on him, if he tries anything funny he goes back up and we keep him there till we're done.

and yea, tell him not to say anything, etc.

>>31098811

"Do you promise to not tell the Princess?"

He pauses. "Yes"

You order Twilight to set him down. The purple dragon gently floats down until his feet touch the floor. He looks to you, then back to Twilight, before locking his eyes on Zecora. "How long?" He asks the zebra.

"I'm not sure, it could be a few hours or a few days. The good thing is, we've identified the curse and I can begin working with a goal in mind fuck rhyming"

"Okay," he mutters uneasily. "But, I'm staying with Twilight. Wherever she goes, I go."

Well, at least he promised not to tell the Princess. However, the "few days" thing has you a bit apprehensive. You wonder what will you do? Unless you want to bring more people aboard, you only have two more possible "volunteers," and those are your closest friends!

>>31099032
See if animals will work for feeding on

>>31099032
Zecora why ya gotta use harsh language?

Go get dem fillies

>>31099082
wait this is way more reasonable, do this first

>>31099032
Ask Zecora if she knows where any of the ingediants for the cure are, or if she knows of any potions that would keep us asleep until the cure can be made.

>>31099082
I think last time Zecora told us it had to be people and that we also have to bite them, no bloodletting.

>>31099082
>>31099112
>>31099113

You ask if Zecora can make a potion that would keep you asleep until she can finish the counter-spell. She says she could, but it's highly dangerous. It seems you go for even a day without biting someone, you totally lose it. If you go for too long, you might die or break through the sleeping spell in an uncontrollable rage.

Pondering alternatives, you decide that, though it's a bit morbid, you might try if biting animals could work. Now, who in Ponyville has plenty of tame, domesticated animals? Hmm...

>>31099256
Bite Angel first. Rip is fucking throat out. Stupid cunt.

>>31099256
GO TO APPLEJACK'S HOUSE

also, last night you said the orange gem was originally going to turn us into a werewolf but then you swapped them around due to predictability, what was the third one going to be, a zombie?

>>31099256
That would break Fluttershy's heart though, and I'm pretty sure Spike wouldn't stand for that.

A manticore, on the other hand...

>>31099256
...But it's Fluttershy. We can't bite Fluttershy to gain access to her pets. That would be wrong. She has to at least be aware of the condition as to why we'd need to try.
And this isn't guaranteeing the animals would survive, or have enough blood to sate the "hunger."

>>31099323
APPLEJACK HAS COWS PIGS AND A PET DOG WE SHOULD GO THERE

>>31099256
>Go to fluttershy
>bite fluttershy

Ponies are animals so it counts

I'm going to get to bed now, but before I go, I leave you with this:
http://yooouuutuuube.com/v/?width=192&height=120&yt=6UXGEbaP5Ug&flux=0&direction=ran
d

>>31099295
Ghost. I'm really hoping that eventually we get to play a werewolf Applebloom or a ghost Sweetie Bell.

>>31099378
Go find these gems and eat them all

>>31099378
ghost/wolfquest sounds pretty neat

>>31099295

Ghost, actually. Zombies can't really think or make choices, so it would have been a boring quest

You consider ripping Angel's throat out while Fluttershy's not looking, but that would break her heart. Maybe if you asked nicely, but you decide that maybe it would be better to hunt down a monster.

You tell Zecora. She says that while it would be wort a shot, you don't know how mortal you still are. Manticores are very dangerous creatures, and you'd have to get right in its face to bite it. I would be extremely dangerous. You might have instant healing, or you might not. It would be a risk.

>>31099453
Save game before going after a monster

>>31099453
So we go for something less threatening. We go for Steve.
And one day, we'll have a legion of Steves to do our bidding!

>>31099453
Dangerous? This is what Dash would do.

Onward!

>>31099496
probably a good idea