>>31089414
>gummy
>worst pony

>>31089414
Lets do this motherfuckers

http://askhelmetshy.tumblr.com/

>>31089414
That's not how you spell Trixie.

>>31092021
your right its also not how I spell Pinkie Pie either

>>31091973
I know, and if I think about it I feel terrible for laughing at it.
But I don't over-think it when I'm watching the episode and it was just such slapstick.

So what has MLPG been playing this two week break?

Pic related.

>>31089440
He is, though. I mean, he's an alligator. That's not even a pony.

What's with the 404s?

>>31092053
New vegas. Waiting for Skyrim.

>>31092062
Troll threads usually get deleted.

>>31092053
Just got back from Gears of War 3.

Waiting for Saints Row The Third.

>>31092053
Gears of War 3.

>>31092053
How is Dark souls compared to Demons souls?

Also, throwing a request out there
/r/ing subtle ponyfag wallpapers.

>>31092079
Tex, how's it going with those requests?
I'm just wondering if I should go to sleep and whine some people into posting them tomorrow.

Nazis.

>>31092079
Meh that game looks like shit, they destroy the first two.

>>31092097
Do you go to FiMchan? I'll post them in my thread there among other places when I finish. I am not a fast drawfag.

>>31092093
Bigger, better and open world. And with the upcoming patch the PvP will hopefully be unfucked.
Pic related, Applejack dressed up as a wanderer.

>>31092053
Arkham City
Resistance 3
Waiting for Skyrimjob.

>>31092127
I go there every now and then, I'll try to catch them there then.
I can totally understand not being fast, it usually takes me days to finish a sketch.

This is what you get for going to EqD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wl9y3SIPt7o&

>>31092053
Deus Ex: HR.
Stuck on the third boss.
For a week, yes.
Waiting for skyrim, not sure if worth it on xbox though.

>>31092174
You cant have ponymods in xbox!

>>31092174
Here's how I beat him:
Put the game on easy. Seriously, fuck the bosses.

> Friends just recently became fans of MLP
> They call each other bronies
> It's getting difficult to talk with them on skype, since they constantly wants me to watch youtube videos of MLP. Even if it just a simple line like Fluttershy saying "yay"
> They talk about how awesome and cool Rainbow Dash is. Since bronies love Rainbow Dash.
> I just reply that Applejack is best pony. And that Rainbow Dash is a dyke.
> Endless amount of rage and hollering.

>>31092053

Minecraft, New Vegas, BF3, the usual shit. Also, someone said worst pony.

>>31092169
Fucking bitch deserved it, pirating music and shit.

>>31092053
>Dark Souls

>>31092195
> I just reply that Applejack is best pony. And that Rainbow Dash is a dyke.

You did good anon. Also get new friends.

>>31092106
Didn't you post that last time I mentioned SR3? I don't really see why you think that, I'm under the impression that I'll enjoy it, but I can at least see the demo tomorrow.

>>31091990
no fuck your tumblr shit, you people are ruining everything

>>31091953
Intro: 238
Prologue: 994
1-5: 32,063
6-10: 33,305
11-15: 46,671
16-20: 53,114
21-25: 61,509
26-30: 73,228
31-35: 64,716
36-40: 135,189
41: 16,338
42: 14,940
Total: 532,305

Fun fact: 37: 50,447

The authorized King James version of the bible: 783,137
The entire Lord of the Rings trilogy: ~473k
Marienbad My Love (longest novel): 17,000,000
ArtamËne, ou le Grand Cyrus (longest published novel): 2,100,000
Clarissa (longest English-language published novel): 969,000

>>31092184
I can't afford a computer that could run Skyrim on it's lowest settings!
Still, if it's gonna look utterly shitty and still lag on the box...

>>31092221
Not me but I just think they are going over the top just for nothing.

>>31092195
>Implying you have friends

>>31092237
if you have a half decent machine already you could buy a cheap GPU and probably max it out at decent resolutions. Even the entry level cards are crazy powerful these days.

>>31092237
I just need a new graphic card before the 11.
Waiting for AJ mod.

>>31092195
>Friends just recently started watching MLP
>They spout memes like 20% cooler and sometimes link pony media
>I'm fine with this

>>31092237

I tried setting BF3 on Ultra just for shits and giggles and it actually ran at a steady 45FPS.

I have never felt what I felt during that moment. It transcended accomplishment.

>>31092263
>>31092265
Yeah, I'd need to build the computer from ground-up.

>>31092053
Oh man what the fuck.
A giant dude prances from out of fucking nowhere and annihilates the guy.
Is this regular gameplay or some kind of a miniboss?

>>31092195
>Rainbow Dash is a dyke
This is really news how?
I mean we all can see she's got a huge crush on Protaganis- I mean Twilight.
That and look at how hard she tries to be aversive to gay things.

>>31092195
Fucking this. Christ, all my pals tend to like cartoons; so most picked up MLP on their own, and I offhandedly mentioned that I thought it was one of the better modern cartoons. Big mistake, it was nice having some people to discuss the show with at first... But I swear, they think it's the only fucking thing I watch nowadays judging how every text I get has something to do with ponies. I gotta freaking text my only bro who hasn't seen the show in California just to talk about anything.

Think of your favorite pony from the Mane Six. Got one? Good.

They have committed an unimaginable faux pas in front of Mayor Mare (or in RD's case, whoever leads Cloudsdale) and have been exiled from their home town permanently.

Where do they move?

>>31092298
Cherrilee is second best background pony, the best of course being intelligent Derpy

>>31092268
Newfans sure do love Rainbow Dash.

I did too at first. But then I started to like Fluttershy more

>>31092322
Why is the linkboard banned? The stream thing?

>>31092308
Oh wow...

>>31092322
the fuck when did this happen. Are the mods ever going to stop being shitheads?

>>31092195
>talking with a friend who likes MLP
>he says brohoof me bro
>not realizing what he said, and acting upon like, instinct or some shit, I brofist him when he had his hand out
>mfw I realized what I did

I need to... give my hand a chemical bath

>>31092308
...So start a conversation about something else. You don't have to always be the receiver in these things.

>>31092336
Funny because at the start my moefag side loved Flutershy above everyone else but after episode 14 I've been obsessed with Rarity.

>>31092324
Exile you say?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHjC8f7zgCk

>>31092324
Twilight. She's so far above Mayor Mare on the social ladder that SHE has to move, not Twilight. The town collapses within the week.

>>31092359
>>31092342
As far as I know it's just joowz.com that's autobanning.

>>31092366
Hahahahahah! You are a brony!

>>31092336
I'm the other way around. I used to like fluttershy, then I started preferring Twilight, and then Dash snuck into second place without me realising

>>31092324
>Fluttershy
Can I cheat and have her live with me?
Though technically she doesn't even live in the town...
She'd probably have to move back to cloudsdale.

>>31092386
Is it autobanning, or just 'your post contains banned text'?

>>31092308

At least your friends actually watch the show. I've had three or four of my online friends start watching it, and I've tried just casually discussing the show with each of them. One was actually a decent guy to talk to, but would only talk if I initiated conversation, and the other three didn't even watch the show. They only followed it for the meme status.

I'm convinced at this point that there are no good fans outside of /co/.

>>31092324
Twilight goes back to Canterlot or makes the mayor magically go "missing".

>>31092405
Autoban. I got 1 day for it a while ago when I forgot to put spoilertags in the middle of it.

>>31092386
>>31092359
>>31092342
Even the version without that link still gives me a "part of your post cannot be posted" or whatevs.

My favorite pony at the start was Fluttershy.
Then later it was Fluttershy.
Now it's Fluttershy.

>>31092416
I wanted to prove you wrong but I realize I haven't actually talked about anything that goes on in the show outside of MLPG.

>>31092444
May favorite pony in the start was "Oh shit I guess I need to make a list"
Then it was Twilight
Then it was Fluttershy.

>>31092444
I know that feel but with Applejack.

>>31092308
I had the same thing except it was with Doctor Who.
I can only talk about fezzes for so long before it gets tiresome.

>>31092366
>At lunch
>Friend makes obvious MLP reference only someone who watches the show would get
>Don't say anything, but secretly have lost a bit of respect for friend

>>31092444
Amen, brother.

>>31092430
...That's ten kinds of retarded.

>>31092444
Favorite pony at the start was Fluttershy
Then it was Pinkie Pie
Then it was Rarity

>>31092416

exactly.

it always blind hatred or huge faggotry.

>tell my friends i like MLP
>"thats cool bro"
>and not a single fuck was given
that was like 6 months ago
gee. you guys have some dumb friends.
best poni is best poni.

>>31092308
>>31092195
>autistic friends who also happen to like the show
I know that feel man
my friends back in november 2010 all knew I liked some cartoon pony show, they didn't really care because they knew I had a thing for cartoons
they sometimes teased around with that thought
they're all hipster douches though that obsess over tumblr, so they got into it as well after the whole brony craze infested the rest of the internet
now they spam facebook with their tumblr pages and retarded pony jokes

>>31092416
I know that feel.

>>31092479
>>31092444
And thirded for Twilight.

>>31092324
Well, since mine's a tie between Twilight and Dash and I ended up thinking of Dash first... I guess she just ends up staying in Ponyville for the rest of her life.
>>31092336
Eh, for my I've just always had a thing for tough girls.
I liked Sailor Jupiter out of all the other Sailor Scouts, I preferred Motoko out of all the Love Hina girls, Saber is my favorite Fate girl, Setsuna is my favorite Negima girl, love Kino from Kino's Journey.
It took me about my favoring of Saber to realize this.

Though to be honest, I like all of the main cast plus Spike, even Rarity, my least favorite, only earns that position by a narrow margin.

>>31092444
My favorite pony at the start was Fluttershy.
Then later it was Rainbow Dash.
Now it's Rarity.

>>31092491
>Deaf is a Flutterfag

>>31092416
My brother is like that. I'd like to talk with him about the show some time, but he watches a new episode and stops there.
He's more of a vidya kinda person though so eh, what can I do?

>>31092374
I know, I know. But I'm tired of every conversation they start with me kicking off with:
>I found this awesome bag at Goodwill with Celestia on it and I can't stop listening to Superponybeat's Discord theme, also just watched episode four again!
>Dude! New episode in nine minutes! (with another text every minute, I'm trying to fucking sleep; my tv is shitty anyways, I can watch it on youtube in higher quality later, Christ.)
>PONIES. (at four AM)

I guess it's my fault, I tend to obsess over my interests, and all the friends I've got over the years had the same traits. I kinda got over the whole obsession thing to a degree (balance is important with everything, media included) but they didn't. Luckily, at least none of them call themselves 'Bronies' and try to keep from being too creepy about it. Maybe I'm just being a cynical prick, I dunno.

>>31092195
> Friends change their pictures to Rainbow Dash or Twilight
> They start using phrases such as, "So awesome", "Yay" and the overly used "20% cooler"
> They go around school spouting out that they like watching MLP and that they are PROUD to be a brony.
> They even make a weird project about where they explain why and how the show is so appealing. I was in their group thought.

It's like when they discoverd 4chan all over again.

>>31092527
...This is news how?

>>31092527
...Nevermind.

>>31092521
>>31092511
>>31092496
>>31092491
>Then Terse comes and is indecisive

>>31092527
because she's easiest to rape

>>31092555
Nevermind what, fives?

>>31092549
holy fuck i had to sit through a guys presentation on 4chan last year, it was painful, he only ever visited /b/

the most controlled conversation with someone bout MLP was actually with someone who hated the show.

peculiar

>>31092485
If it was so subtle that no one else would get it, how can you lose respect for him? It wasn't an embarassing public declaration, and you knew enough to get it, so knowledge of the reference alone can't be enough. Why exactly is the problem?

>>31092569
Anyone who can't decide is automatically defaulted to Rarity

>>31092516
Kino should definitely take a trip through ponyville.
That would be interesting.

>>31092587
>20 PERCENT COOOOOLEEEEER

>>31092549
Oh fuck, I feel bad for you man.
But they sound like annoying fuckhats anyway.
Have you considered making new friends?

>>31092521

I was a Pinkie fan until this September, when I switched over to AJ. She still holds a special place in my heart though.

>>31092580
>friends talking about /b/
>nothing but LOL U MAD BROS?! HAHA POORFAG IS POOR YOU ROODY POO! LOL ME GUSTA

seriously, I have the worst friends
the absolute worst

>>31092549
Shit like this makes me really glad I'm no longer in school.

>>31092587
I don't know. It's just weird knowing someone you know is into this shit.

>that feel when you have no inspiration for drawing

>>31092628
my friends are redditors (ers?)

fucking bullshit, man

>>31092648
Quick to the random drawing idea generators!

>>31092648
I know that feel.
And I need to draw to get better, you seem to already have acquired a drawfag status.

>>31092593
Woah woah woah.
Fluttershy is by definition the default favorite pony because she is the simplest character.
Having Rarity as your favorite requires a certain mindset tat most people can't seem to get.

>>31092301
she is!? I was eaten by a dyke!?

>>31092648
I know it all too well.

But for now it's doodletime.

http://fim.413chan.net/art/src/132018792919-doodles110111-1.png
http://fim.413chan.net/art/src/132018795789-doodles110111-2.png
http://fim.413chan.net/art/src/132018804584-doodles110111-3.png

>>31092628
half of mine stopped visiting it recently, which is good because i was sick of hearing them say roodypoo in skype every 12 seconds

>like fluttershy and rarity at first
>gradually start to like pinkie
>favourite pony
>boyfriend's favourite pony too
>then start to like rainbow dash
>think rainbow dash is awesome

>>31092485
>Friend makes obvious MLP reference only someone who watches the show would get

Is that how being obvious works?

>>31092569
I WASN'T EVEN HERE YOU...YOU...
Anyway, today's best ponies are Pinkie Pie, Scootaloo and Rarity. Tomorrow it looks to be Luna and probably Applejack. But who knows?

>>31092648
The ponies playing sburb wearing god tier hoodies. Throw in some kernelsprites while you're at it.

>>31092684
>fluttershy
>simplest character

dude, never mistake cutest with simplest

>>31092684
>FS
>simplest character

That would be AJ. Since she's the most one-dimensional character who has had a grand total of zero personal growth over the last 30 episodes.

>>31092625
I know that feel.

>>31092600
Definitely would be interesting.
>>31092606
>Read this and imagined a cooler that only keeps things at 20% of their original coolness
>Meme didn't cross his mind until five seconds later
And this is why I hate having my brain.

someone make a pony version of this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wl9y3SIPt7o&
better yet, a brony version with lauren faust as the father

>>31092689
You!

Maybe I should sketch more. I'm not on my computer as much these days, so the only practice I get are the sketches that turn into finished drawings.

my favorite pony at the start was fluttershy

then it was pinkie

it is still pinkie.

and by "at the start" i mean episode one.

>>31092648
Big maaaaaac!

remember everyone, Rarity is worst pony right now because she didn't show up during S2E4

>dat scene which got cut due to time constraints
>nevar 4get

>>31092684
Bullshit Fluttershy's the simplest, none of them are.

>>31092689
Insanity suits your style (as I'm sure I've said before), and it's good to see you working on expressions. Maybe you were already, but it seems like I'm seeing a lot of expressions in these that I haven't seen before in your work.

>>31092583
A lot of the people that openly hate the show are the ones that like it but can't fucking stand the fanbase or have tried to be a part of the fanbase only to find how goddamn awful it is. I've been very straight with anyone who brings it up that I hate the show. Then I enjoy it in private because I find it cute. It also keeps any pals of mine who've fallen for it to keep from "20% COOLER BROHOOF"-ing around me. I used the same strategy for Zim, Harry Potter, Sonic, Pokemon, and I will continue using it. Saves so much face in the long run.

>>31092720

Nigger you better put up or shut up.

>>31092628
> Talk on skype
> Tell them about something funny that happened to me
> All I get is "You mad?"
> umad? umad? umad? umad? umad? umad? umad? umad? umad? umad? umad? umad? umad? umad? umad? umad? umad? umad? umad? umad? umad? umad? umad? umad? umad? umad?

>>31092720
Well when you're already the best pony you just have to wait for the others to catch up.

>>31092444
My favourite pony at the start was Twilight
then it was Twilight
Now it's Rarity.

>>31092444
Twilight Sparkle is the best and always has been the best.

>>31092771
Stop living the same life as me Anon!

>>31092760

not showing up doesn't make her the worst. it means no opinion.

rainbow dash was easily the worst in that episode. all she did was be a huge cunt.

>>31092720
> Pinkie Pie isnt the most simple
> Hurr randumb

>>31092748
Is a gelded pussy?

favorite pony at the start: Applejack
favorite pony through the show: Rarity
favorite pony now: Twilight

>>31092733
>>31092733
wat

Jack be streaman NMM:

http://www.livestream.com/jacknflow

>30 episodes of Am I kawaii uguu~
I hope you guys aren't serious about FS being your favorite

>>31092765
I am trying more new expressions.

>>31092771
shoot sounds like one of my friends
>haven't talked to him since the one time he was in town, and I told him he should watch the show because it was good.
>told me to watch breaking bad
>I would watch it, but only if he watched FiM
>He's never initiated a conversation since

He better not be avoiding me because of a fucking cartoon show. I swear I'll kick his ass.

>>31092858
Sweet.

It's working.

>>31092813
Rainbow Dash was being a prankster and a troll, which was awesome. And I don't even like RD much.

>>31092829
You're the gelding.

>>31092849
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81uLTl0y5YM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riH6cz6fsxA

>>31092849
I felt the same way about Fluttershit until S2
she had a major turn-around
instead of being a typical moe character, she became a lot more funny and enjoyable
she went from my worst to my 3rd favorite

>>31092815
>Pinkie is most simple
>Implying Pinkie is random
Pinkie is eccentric, not random. Random is acting out for the sake out. All of Pinkie's actions, despite being unusual, had reason and usually tie into the conflict at hand. Remember the parasprites? Taking the third option the others didn't see, but in the end it pays off. Even if it doesn't resolve the conflict, she has always had an ulterior motive, like in the Halloween episode. Causing the uproar for the sake of staying in character (she was a chicken, after all) and being the only character to even have the common sense to realize she couldn't be eaten anyways. Gir is random. Billy is random. Pinkie is eccentric and goofy.

Maybe you shouldn't try to pressure people into watching a fucking cartoon show, then? He got weirded out for obvious reasons, you autist. I wouldn't want to be friends with someone who goes on and on about how great their fandom is and tries to convert people to it either.

>>31092864
But you should watch Breaking Bad.

>>31092849

FS is great. All of them are great. AJ needs more episodes so she can show how great she is because at this point I feel she is ignored Twilight is my favorite

>>31092923
Yes.
More than that, Pinkie is shown to be thoughtful, intuitive, and intelligent - being zany is part of the upbeat nature of her character, but more than that she's human. Random is insulting to her character - she's deeper than any single trait, and I'd say she's the deepest of the entire cast.

>>31092771
> Lol Coolface
> What do u mean with coolface? It's trollface

Pick your favorite pony from the Mane Six.

Got her? Good.

Spanish conquistadors have landed in Equestria (they got lost on their search for the Fuente de la Juventud). The first pony they run into is the pony you picked.

Is she able to convince the Conquistadors to leave Equestria peacefully?

These hypotheticals just keep getting stranger and stranger.

>>31092923

It's (probably} a Rarity fan, there's nothing you can do Anonymous.

>>31092978

>she's human

>>31092439
Found an old version of the linkboard in the archive, I'll post it bit by bit to try and work out where it's going wrong.

>>31092948
One just wants to enjoy things with friends

>>31092923
so randum pony xD

>>31092988
Twilight is a natural diplomat. Everything is taken care of.

>>31092957

i know i know, hell i live in the STATE, THE CITY it takes place in. It's great from everyone I've heard talk about it. I've just never been in the mood, and I would rather watch ponies and not a dark drama, that's all. It's on Netflix. When I have time and I'm in the mood I'll watch it eventually.

>>31093003
[ Your MLP:FiM Link Board ]
Version 3.39 10/26/11
---------------------------------------------
/co/ Thread Locator & Archive:
http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral
New generals need keywords in
Subject or Comment field to be
marked properly. Keywords include:

Hub, MLP, Pony, Ponies, main character names

Please check locator before starting a new thread.

>>31093003
http://pastebin.com/rqzqNsRg

Pastebinned the current link board earlier. Keep the link. At some point I'll log in and keep it up to date.

>>31093001
oh lyra i never meant to harm you
we all know you'll be human someday

>>31092979
It is trollface. It's actually copyrighted AS trollface.

>>31093028
---HD STREAM OF MOST RECENT EPISODE (S2:E4): ---
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUaxZFVyRt4

Youtube Episode Playlist:
http://www.youtube.com/playlist?p=PLEF7C6B22A07AD3A9
New potential watcher? Try episode 4 or 10 if you don't
want to watch them in order.

>>31092994
As a Rarity fan I take offense to that.
Pinkie is a fun character and I seriously hope she and Rarity get an episode together to expand their relationship, because those two have easily had the least interaction in th show.

>>31093002
Oh man i love this! You draw it?

>>31093007
>Natural diplomat
>She hates spending time with people
>Lacks social skills
>Has no friends outside of the five who went out of their way to befriend her in the first episode, and a dragon she hatched. Oh yeah, and an owl.
>She went to AJ when Luna showed up to ask how to get people to like you.

A natural, you say.

>>31093083
No I'm just reposting it.

>AJ hate again

Goddammit

did this thread just evolve from a "worst pony edition" to a "favorite pony edition"?....

Anyone been reading that "It Takes a Village" fic?

I know, >fanfiction, but it's pretty good for an Old Spike story. Mainly considering no-one's old or dead yet, just older.

>>31093075

Well I apologize, but in my experience the majority of people who try to pick out the flaws in the favorite characters of others are Rarity fans ninety percent of the time. It used to be the same of Dash fans, and I'm sure it'll switch to a new character at some point.

My guess would be Twilight. So far she's been making the transition from quiet fans to plentiful fans, the next logical step is arrogant fans.

>>31092988
Twilight. She'll do just fine, if anything she'll find a way to get them into a meeting hall and sign a peace treaty as well as establish proper trade and help form a village where the two cultures could merge and advance faster than either culture could separately.

I think this topic would do best with 'Pick your favorite character' instead of main six, the main six don't allow for much interpretation.

>>31093109
>brings rainbow dash and pinkie pie on her one diplomatic mission ever

I mean COME ON that is the worst idea.

>>31093138
Probably couldn't, I actually cried when reading the ones where the main cast were dead.

>>31093075
I want a Fluttershy ep with Dash because they are friends since childhood.

>>31093135
Im game. This ones ones my favorite.

>>31092988
Well I don't know about the modern army vs. unicorns, but boy would the unicorns fuck up those spanish people.
Anyway, Fluttershy.
Yeah, I'm not holding my hopes up.
>Discussion gets good as I go to bed
Fuck. My. Life.

Only retards like Pinkie. Fact.

>>31093134
I wuv vou applvevack

>>31093044
Oh whoops, must have missed that. Thanks for the relink. Just tested that though, and it's getting blocked too. I think the issue is in one of these.

Download links for episodes:
Season One: mrch.me/mlp
Season Two: tinyurl.com/mlps2guide
Both: ponyarchive.org/downloads.php

>>31093173
No-one's dead in this one though. Although Spike has apparently grown ridiculously quickly. He can't fit in the treehouse and Applebloom's still not out of school.

>>31093135

>>31092988
>Fluttershy
>"Now you'd better be nice, or I'm telling your mothers!"

>>31093204

I think we ALL know how to deal with this guy ...

>>31093214
Yup, it's the tinyurl link that's getting blocked. Odd that it's on there at all, though; I thought tinyurl'd been blocked for a while.

>>31092988
Pinkie pie
The conquistadors flee in fear shouting about demon horses that drive men mad

The only good pony tumblr:
http://ask-jappleack.tumblr.com/

>>31093204
oh well! there are worse things to be than retarded. for instance, someone who doesn't like pinkie! now that's certainly stupid!

>>31093214
considering you just posted them, i'm not seeing the issue. i was having link board problems earlier and assumed it was with the tinyurl links - perhaps it's not? perhaps it's ponyarchive?

>>31093266
There are no good pony tumblrs

I love Appledash.

>>31093279
Banned stuff can be posted by sticking an empty spoiler in the middle of the word.

>>31093279
I'm not a big fan of pinkie to be honest

>>31093309

>>31093279
Threw some spoiler tags in the middle of them for posting purposes. Yeah, it's the tinyurl that's setting it off, I think.

Caramac is best ship.

Does anyone have a better relationship map of the mane cast?

I'm trying to figure out which ponies have had the least interaction.

>>31093346

>http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/11/male-pony-blindbag-toys.html

> Has our sphere of influence finally reached the marketing department? Are we slowly becoming the primary demographic?

FUCK YOU AND STOP BEING A STUPID CUNT

>http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/11/lyra-blindbag-coming-soon-more.html

> Maybe this sudden interest is thanks to our hostile takeover of Toys R' Us.com back when the full collectors set came out? We definitely emptied their stock a few times. Go pat yourselves on the back, bronies are now a worthwhile market!


EAT SHIT AND DIE, SHIT EATER

FUCKING SHIT I AM RAGING SO HARD RIGHT NOW


FUCK

>>31093286

>>31093178
I've always wanted an episode between Twilight and Dash, just because they're pretty much opposites, yet Dash still said she wanted to hang out with her. I wanna see what the hell they'd do.

>>31093346

>>31093367
AJ dragged Fluttershy around the mountain, remember?

>>31093346
Nope.
Needs Braeburn too. Mac is too virile for one.

>>31093383
(also that makes a perfect opportunity for the staff to make a "Reading Rainbow" joke)

>>31093374

>EQD

Yeah, he's a faggot, we know. How about you tell us something we d

>lyra-blindbag-coming-soon

...what?

>>31093266
If it's so good, why doesn't it allow anonymous and/or non-member questions?

>>31093374
Is this real life?

>>31093453
The third set has Lyra, along with male ponies like Big Mac and Blues.

>>31093464
So it doesn't get porn requests

which pony is a hooker

>>31093497
None.

>>31093497
BonBon

>>31093480
She'll be named Emerald Melody.

Calling it.

>>31093497
Red Light

>>31093497
you are a smelly pony hooker

>>31093374

>No Bonbon

It wouldn't matter anyway because they're all fucking recolors. Besides I would never even fucking buy a pony toy.

>>31093497
I bet Lyra loves fishing.

>>31093482

Yeah I don't give a fuck about the male ponies, but Lyra?

If Hasbro doesn't fuck this up then they might actually get some money from me.

>>31093189
such an awesome image.

>>31093497
Rover sells his body for sex, because stealing gems doesn't net enough.

>>31093543
It's a Twilight Sprekkel recolor.

>>31093559
He doesn't steal, he mines.

>>31093543
>Hasbro names her "Golden Harp"

>>31093480

>Lyra is a Twilight recolor

WELP.

THAT'S WHAT I GET FOR TRUSTING HASBRO.

>>31093497
The pony with a hooker symbol on her flank.
...
What would a hooker cutie mark even look like?

>>31093579

that's just stealing from mother nature.

>>31093598
Dude, chill the fuck out, they're all recolors. That's how toys work.

>>31093611
Semen-stained money.

>>31093598
They could use fucking Dash because they have the same fucking mane.

>>31093440
Quit being gay. Fag ships are awful.

>>31093611
A hook.

>>31093611

a sailor.

>>31093627
But Dash doesn't have a horn!

They'd have to make a whole new mold!

THAT WOULD MEAN EFFORT.

>>31093611
>red lips
>a heart with seductive eyes
>male and female symbols linked together

just to name a few

>>31093598
You can expect 2 things from Hasbro at any given moment:

Disappointment and Bumblebee recolors.

Besides, who the fuck buys the MLP merch besides bronies, anyways?

>>31093623

But Twilight and Lyra's hairstyles are nothing alike. They are not even close to similar.

You get no money from me Hasbro.

>>31093611

A vacuum cleaner

>>31093559
you mean trixie now that shes dirt poor and no house?

>>31093627
Yeah, because we all know how much Lyra loves flying with those wings of hers.

>>31093559

>>31093611
3 butterflies

>>31093611

>>31093598
So you're okay with her having fins or hands, but a change in haircut is too much?

>>31093611
A vag oozing semen.

>>31093611
A PENIS

>>31093650
But if they made accurate toys then scalpers gonna scalp and we'd see another $200 Fluttershy situation.

I'm a male who is attracted to women, but I wish I was a girl. Does this make me a lesbian?

I..
I just wanted to say that I..
I love you guys, you're all pretty coolI'm not gay though

>>31093697
hahaha

I love this guy's comics

>>31093652
I dunno. Little girls, maybe? NAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>31093697
Dont give a fuck about your shitty fanon, when i pay for something i expect perfection.

>>31093651
But if you have a male and female symbols linked together wouldn't that just mean that his/her special talent is sex and not necessarily sex for money?

>>31093697
Holy fuck, that was quick.

Would you an Applejack on a hot sweaty midsummer day?

>>31093727
There's a reaction image for that.

>>31093719
No it just means you're overly concerned with gender roles. Once you become an adult the lines blur significantly. And playing with dolls is frowned upon in both sexes

>>31093759
Sex therapist ponies?

>>31093674
I want to saw her horn off.

>>31093783
Yeah, but I took the time and effort to formulate my expression.

>>31093697
That is fucking adorable.

>>31093719
No, you're straight. However, you're probably considered sexually confused.

>>31093759

>her talent is sex
>has to be about a money and sex to be a hooker

I'm not seeing a problem here, you maybe over thinking it.
Besides creating cutie marks for a hooker should be more subtle and symbolic not literal. What's the fun in that?

http://flutterkarkat96.deviantart.com/

>>31093778

>>31093778
nope.jpg

>>31093652
So I'm a brony for having one of these?

>>31093719
You might be a lesbian.
Just like Stephen.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCTbFN0EsDM

>>31093854
GTFO

>>31093834
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

>>31093697
In the first panel it looks like Rarity summoned a giant hand and is about to strangle Lyra.

>>31093778
You mean give her a good brushing and a rubdown? Sure. Muscle cramps are things that must be prevented, after all. Same with chills.

>>31093834
Totally not a troll account. No way.

If this were a gamzee/applejack pairing we could make jelly peanut butter jokes

>>31093778
Nah, I would an Discord and an Vinyl though. Mane 6 = Too manestream

>>31093834
what the fuck

Best pony.

>>31093834
Terezi/Rarity OTP

>>31093854
Yes.
And I am jealous.

>>31093834
Troll artist detected. Not a Homestuck troll, but the internet kind.

>>31093932
just
just flat-out no

>>31093932
That's sollux dunkass

I'm not sure why I drew RD filly so tiny, whoops

>>31093932
This really reminds me of "Face Like A Frog"

>>31093138
I've been following and enjoying it. I was amused when Twilight was trying to get an estimate of the size they'd need to make Spike's new home complete with consideration of him mating with Spike right there.

Amusingly, I also read a rare fanfic where grown-up spike was involved, but only in a flashback since the Main Six were immortal, but Spike had died in a fight sometime back.

>>31093965

SHUT THE FUCK UP TERSE YOU COULDN'T EVEN BEAT ANYONE AT BOARD GAMES

>>31093778
I'd like to lick the sweat from her mane while I massage her robust muscles.

>>31093834
Which of of you guys is responsible for this?

>>31093990
ALL MY HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!
Why you drop the name?

>>31093854
Yes. Yes you are.


Please leave, we don't need your kind here.

>>31093990
hnnnnnnnnnnggggg

>>31093374
>Big Mac toy
>mfw

And is that Twilight's dad? It has a horn so it can't be Blues but the cutie mark is blurry.

And let's just back up a step THEY ARE MAKING TOYS OF THE MALE CHARACTERS.

>>31093497
Braeburn gets dudded up like a girl and sells his ass at night.

>>31093987
I don't even read homestuck they all look the same

>>31093659
So you'd rather have no Lyra? Or a Rarity recolor?

>>31094023
>blues toy

all my fucking money

>>31094026
we don't care about your dreams, anon.

>>31094026
>Midnight Cowboy

>>31093854

Goddamn that tail looks like shit

>>31094023
My god, is that GG's OC?

>>31094026
Whoreburn?

>>31094039

Don't worry hussie killed half of them off because he hates his fans.

He's a pretty funny guy

>>31093990
Oh god someone get me some insulin.

Cropped.

>>31094023
That's not a horn, it's his other ear.

>>31093990
Obviously because RD was the runt of the litter.

Hey guys lets take a trip back in time 1 year.

>>31094084

>filename

>>31094071
There's only one 'g' in Gavalanche, my friend.

>>31094026
I'd buy it

>>31094084
And now there's no context.

Go fuck yourself Anonymous.

>>31094064
Well what the fuck do you want me to do? Brush it?

>>31094111
Glitter glue idiot
>Implying anyone gives a fuck about gavalanche.

>>31093990
Filly RD was the tiniest pony in the flashbacks, anyway.

>>31094128

>brushable tail
>not brushing it

Retarded

>>31094084
Full version please?

>>31094015
I feel less annoying this way

>>31094139
Agree.

>>31094160
Thats the full version.

>>31093854
You have soft women hands.

>>31094160
Here you go, >>31093990

>>31094093
Oh yeah you're right. Guess it might be Blues then.

Someone who isn't me and isn't lazy should draw Blues and Twilight's dad hanging out.

>>31094108
>i was in that thread
>i have done nothing with my life in that year

and now i feel bad, thanks a lot asshole

>>31094026
I'd hit it.

>>31094167
Ok.

Who wins?

>>31094139
First in her class. Rarity's class mostly had theirs. AJ was last in her class. Twilight and Pinkie who the fuck even knows. Fluttershy was obviously older with pinkie a year behind her.

There fore
RD or TS would be the youngest
AJ/Rarity/Pinkie are probably about the same age
Fluttershy is oldest.

>>31094183
And while they're doing that, you should draw Fluttershy being happy about something.

>>31094186
Haha, I got the medal of valor and won the lottery sucker

>>31094225
The box office that sells the tickets.

>>31094137
The fucking point is that it ISN'T glitter's OC. Do you even recognize his art style?

>>31094023
>male toys

I can't wait for hatless Braeburn.

>>31094186

I got a degree in biochemistry, got engaged, moved to another country and got a job in medical manufacturing.

I post pictures of deadpool and space marines in mlpg and play board game online with tripfaggots whilst masturbating furiously to humanized ponies.

You gelatinous?

>>31094167
It's okay to have it when you're posting your art or if your posting would otherwise benefit from it.
Like when someone is directly referring to you in a discussion.

>>31094186
Gotcha.

But seriously neither have I.

Does anyone else wonder what Pony Flesh tastes like?

>>31094186
i know that feel

>>31094274
marshmellow.

>>31094274
It tastes like candy, I'm sure of it.

>>31093834
it's ok somewhere out there is some one with a DerpyXMegatron page

>>31094274

Go to Thailand and find out.

>>31094186
>>31094186
Ponies have ruined you.

>>31094274
pone is delicious

>>31094274
Nowheres near as good as venison.

>>31094226
We know for certain that Fluttershy is a year older than Pinkie, who is the same size as the rest of the cast, meaning FS is the oldest.
Everything else is guessing games, but they all seem to be about the same age, give or take a year.

>>31093999
Oh yeah, I think I read that too. Then again, I've read pretty much anything that has old Spike in. There's just something about that particular type of tragic character that gets me.

>>31094326
For me Fluttershy is one year older, Twilight, Applejack, Rarity and Pinkie are the same age and Dash is a little younger.

>>31094274
I'd guess it tastes like horse meat, which quite frankly is delicious.

>>31094346
How come RD is the youngest in your head canon?

>>31094326
I think FS and AJ are probably the oldest, while TS, Rarity and RD are in the middle and Pinkie is the youngest.

>>31094274
Theyde all taste like fruit rollup

except Derpy, who tastes like gunpowder.

>>31094274
Steak in marshmallow sauce

>>31094362
Only because she look smaller in CMC but its just a head canon.

why can't you people masterbate to regular god damn porn?

Going to be streaming some Tumblr updates shortly, if anyone is interested in watching.

http://www.livestream.com/dashiesfreakinroom

>>31094392
>No porn in the thread
>bitch about porn

>>31094392
Fuck that you can keep your 3dpd

>>31094402
>streaming tumblr updates

Wow you must REALLY think we care.

>>31094392
doesn't work any more

We just had the power knocked out across the entire state here, my town just got restored about an hour ago. Couldn't jerk off for 3 days because I didn't have the internet, my imagination doesn't cut it any more

>>31094392

>no porn in the thread
>implying anyone on /co/ masturbates to normal porn
>up until recently there were regular borderline porn threads that are not questioned.

0/10

>>31094392
You're new to 4chan, aren't you? Just give it a couple of months, 'regular' porn will no longer satisfy you.

>>31094402
What happened to your old streaming room?

>>31094422
I'd tell you to go back to /a/ but I just came from there so it would be pretty hypocritical.

>>31094392
ponies are just to sexy
i apologize for nothing

>>31094437
fuck you, i need to stream to waste time in

>>31094475

stupid sexy ponies

>>31094444
That's terrible, no well drawn porn can match my imagination

>>31094234
Just a real quick one. I've been up a while. Gonna break for a bit then try to stream later.

>>31094392
You people?

>>31094495
>Filename

>>31094500

I FOUND PILLS AND I ATE THEM

>>31094499

>no well drawn porn can match my imagination

This a thousand times.
I can successfully masturbate without touching my penis by reading the skype chat logs between me and my fiancéé.

BUT YES

PONIES

>>31094499
you don't even realize how bad it is until you get cut off from civilization, that South Park episode was true

Wouldnt Dolphin mark pony be like... gangraper pony?

>>31094606
what? no, she likes dolphins

Well I'm going to bed faggots.

Don't talk about ponies until I get back.

>2011
>Not having a silver spoon cutiemark

I seriously hope etc. etc.

>>31094648
sleep well

>>31094500
Awesome, but the mane is a bit off. Looks more like Rarity's than Fluttershy's.

>>31094543

whoa man, too much information, even for spoiler text.

>>31094621
Bottlenosed Dolphins are the rapists of the sea.

>>31094517

Anyone have any screencaps of the porn raid on faust yesterday?

>>31094000
WHY DO YOU HUNT ME ALLCAPS GUY
give me a pony board game, like pony monopoly, and i'd win handily every time

>>31094691
>too much informatio

that happens far too often in these threads

>>31094715
Is that so?

>>31094750
You couldn't beat me in pony Risk

>>31092301
Eh, she's trying too hard to appear gay. She's keeping up an appearance to fit into the lesbian utopia that is ponyville.

>>31094750
>>31094777
>>31094799
I thought we settled that the true champion was the cannon guy

>>31094827
I see no cannon guy.

>>31094859
Fair enough

>>31094750
Pony Clue must be made.
With Twilight as Professor Plum and Rarity as Mrs Peacock

Will we get another bigass Hiatus in the middle of the season again like we did with Season 1?

>>31092978
She can't communicate to save her life. Intelligent, she isn't.

>>31094880
OH BOY I SURE HOPE SO

Would you eat Twilight's magic pie?

Do you think ponies have radio or other mass media?

>>31094927
oh hey, I uploaded that

>>31094927
I'll eat Twilight's everything