>>31076769
>not PONAN THE BARBARIAN

>>31076769
AWW YEAH, LET'S GET SOME CONTRIBUTION UP IN THIS BITCH.

...Uh.
New episode this saturday! Are you HYPED?

>>31076792
You mean the Dragonborn?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZN6mlMFGw0&feature=feedu

>>31076807

YES

I'll take a few requests for fics before I head off to bed. I currently have two on my plate and I'd like to see how many I can pound out after I get some sleep.

Current requests:
Soarin & Scootaloo father & daughter fic (Dr.White)
Sweetie Belle x Gummy; they go on a date which turns into an adventure where Gummy almost gets baked into a cake but Sweetie Belle saves him and everyone is happy. (anon)

>>31076807

Yes.

>>31076769
>cant draw
>cant write

At least i can post pone playing football.

>>31076814
>10 more days

FUS RO DAH!!!!!!!!!!

>>31076807
I AM SO READY

DORKS

Since it's Halloween, we should have grimdark contributions

>>31076822
How do you date a pet? Wtf?

>>31076807

So hyped! Cant' wait, Rarity and Sweetie could both use more screen time.

>>31076792
>What is best in life?
To crush your apples, see them driven before you and hear the lamentations of the mares.

>>31076840
that really rustled my jimmies mister
>>31076841
let's not and say we didn't

>>31076847
I require more Cloudkicker! The last episode have a lot of her.

>>31076844
Yeah, still working that out.

I'm thinking Pinkie just left Gummy with Sweetie Belle (over her objections) while she went off to do something.

>>31076807
I'm in a permanent 'summer mode' where I don't anticipate new episodes at all.

It's just really nice when they come around. It's like a awesome surprise.

Guys...
Is this true?
>>31076798

To the guy who requested it last thread. I kinda goofed and had to redo this thing like 3 times, and then I ran out of time. anyway here is your request.
If you want to give me another request that I can put more time into, say so now and I will try to get some thing good out in a couple days, around this time.

>>31076807
I am fully prepared for the awesomeness of "You never told us she was your sister!" "You never asked."

>>31076881
I really fucking hope so. It's been a long time.

>>31076872
What about if she volunteer because she is a big pony now. Shenanigans.

If anyone is interested we are running a quest back in >>31073064 if any of you want to join in. We are playing as Scootaloo who has become a vampire after getting cursed in the Everfree Forest.

>>31076769
But Halloween is over, but we can still celebrate the day of the dead...

>>31076881
YES
NOW SHUT UP SO YOU DONT JINX IT
GOD DAMMIT GUYS
STOP POINTING SHIT OUT AND JUST ENJOY IT

>>31076881
Yep! MLPG is back!

Post all your back pics and back fics!

>>31076886
Hhahahahahah! Good luck with that retard.

>>31076863

Yes! She is one of my favorite background ponies, she doesn't pop up in the background that much though. Tis a sad thing.

>>31076892
Rest assured there will be shenanigans. This bakery is going to be completely over the top.

>contribution thread
Its okay Rarity, being a pregnant pudgy marshmallow for 11 months doesn't mean everyone hates you because you're fat.

Also I'm streaming. www.livestream.com/cosmonawt

Also...requests?

>>31076889
It took a while to kick in, but a new season has brought with it a new general.

>>31076883
Thank you Drone I like it.

>>31076881
All it took was another mass ban.
Maybe the mods really are gods...

>>31076912
amputee pony

>>31076886
Wouldn't she have pointed that out in the episode where they all go over to her house?

>>31076883
What about something related with Applejack, Applebloom, Rarity and Sweetie belle.
After all we have a sister episode around the corner.

>>31076886
>>31076886
>>31076886
>>31076886
ALL MY FUCKING MONEY!!!

>>31076928
scootaloo is such a bad horse that her own sister won't even acknowledge their blood relation

>>31076852
>Keep trying
That's right, bro. Keep practicing, and you'll definitely get better.

Besides, don't worry; remember, you told me earlier this afternoon that we were on the same boat, mang. You're not alone, there's a lot of us that also need to improve.

>>31076928
Dont waste your time, he just said no one ever ask her.

>>31076905
Squeak, you are of that Cloudkicker Tumblr?

So does anybody have some fic requests for me to take down? I plan on spending most of tomorrow writing.

>>31076912
Twilight and Cheerilee eating sandwiches together!

>>31076901
Spike's back.

>>31076960
go away nathan we are having a nice thread

>>31076960
AJ and her first Tree.

Now, any other requests that I will make an attempt to get out by tomorrow night, possibly thursday?
This is the time to ask for quality, and or crazy bullshit.

>>31076960
Spike getting ropped into helping at the Apple farm.

>>31076960
Go through Fallout:Eq and fix the typos.

>>31076953
>Bad horse.
Fuck, now that jingle is in my head!

>>31076973

>>31076936

>>31076889
too long mate
posting halloween pones

>>31076970
He's actually been being alright...

>>31076981
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcWLMkFmxck

>>31076963
Sounds good to me. Also reposting fixed version because I wasnt paying attention

Fuck all of you. I wish you would all die horribly.

Spoilered for >fanfiction

I was considering writing a mystery solving fic involving Twilight and Spike and having Spike narrate it similar to how Watson does for Holmes. Has it been done yet? Would any of you be interested?

>>31076982
He rides across the nation, the Thoroughbred of sin

>>31077010
Are you going to finish that sketch? Because i really like it.

>>31076989
Ah, I missed that.
Want to be any more specific, or are you leaving this all up to me?

>>31076997
BULLSHIT

with all this buzz about contribution...
was there a friend off last month..? is there going to be one for november?

She had forgotten how good the air could taste. While it had been so long since she had really seen the sun, her tongue alone told her that it was nearing summer. She smiled at the purple pony before, who was babbling on and on. She couldn't help but smile, the poor purple pony's quivering mane and tail in contrasting to her rather smooth coat. It was so smooth, you'd think she'd have just gotten out of the spa, rather than broken out of the statue that held her.

"OH MY GOSH, OH MY GOSH! SHE DOES IMPRISON PONIES IN THE STATUES! WHAT DO I DO? OH WHAT DO I DO?!" The purple pony repeated these words, clutching her hears and looking in all directions. The blue pony approached her, a strange look of curiosity on her face.

"Has the my seventieth descendant at last passed away?"

>>31077031
Well I really dont have any ideas... Maybe you can pull the details?

>>31077027
Apple Bloom's head is too big. I can try it again sometime though.

>>31076971
>>31076975
Added

>>31076981
haha no.

Here's a headshot for those who requested Carrot Top from the last thread. I'm working on the others :)

>>31077051
I'll figure something out.

>>31077018

>Holmes, in the books: totally autistic, gets his legendary sleuthing skills by focusing on minor details
Go for it.

>>31077062
Looking good.
I really like that mane.

>>31077068
Not to mention his rampant drug use.

>>31077018
Do it.

>>31077068

He's not autistic, he has assburgers. And a cocaine addiction.

Anybody want something drawn in MSPaint?

>>31077118
A Luna Guard!

Draw a Robot Pony.

>>31077106
Holmes predates all those "personality disorders." And I thought it was opium

>>31076928
Some siblings call each other "bro" and "sis" all the time. Some just call them by name. Some are ashamed of their siblings.

Yeah, she probably would have boasted about Fluttershy being the coolest big sister ever after Staring down that cocka-thingy. And it would have made total sense to have her dismissive of Fluttershy initially, just to make the character development through opinion reversal. So odds ARE slim.

However, there is one thing that still sticks out for me. In the cold open of "Cutie Mark Chronicles," this exchange happens:

Apple Bloom: This town is full of ponies who have their cutie marks. Why don't we ask them how they did it?
Sweetie Belle: That's a great safe idea.
Scootaloo: Yeah! And we can start with the coolest pony in Ponyville.
Apple Bloom: Applejack!
Sweetie Belle: Rarity!
Scootaloo: Come on, guys, I said "cool"! You know who I'm talking about. She's fast. She's tough. She's not afraid of anything!
Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle: Pinkie Pie?
Scootaloo: No! The greatest flyer ever to come out of Cloudsdale.
Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle: Fluttershy?
Scootaloo: No! Rainbow Dash!
Apple Bloom: Oh! Yeah, that makes much more sense.
Sweetie Belle: Of course!

The other CMCs guessed their own sisters first. There's no reason to guess Fluttershy over RD unless they think Scootaloo is describing her own sister. You now realize for the first time ever that none of them mentioned Twilight.

>>31077080

>>31077010
It's very nice. Hope you decide to come back to it one day. Thanks for taking the idea.

>>31077131
Wait...
Why is the box full of shit?

>>31076968
Fluttershy's back

>>31077128
>The other CMCs guessed their own sisters first. There's no reason to guess Fluttershy over RD unless they think Scootaloo is describing her own sister.

You know thats part of the joke right?

>>31077126
You are a funny guy.

>>31077141

don't ask

>>31077126

Nah, opium makes you incredibly lazy. All they do in opium dens is lay around. Holmes claimed the cocaine helped his mind.

>>31077141
Because retards like Gavalanche.

>>31077044
Bueno...

>>31077153
shows what I know about homes. They have the complete collection at Barnes & Noble for like $20. I should pick it up.

>>31077128
Idea: Go to Fasut DA and ask her about this.

>>31077128
>You now realize for the first time ever that none of them mentioned Twilight.
Twilight will never be cool.

>>31076959

There's a cloud kicker Tumblr!

Point the way.

>>31077174
Why would I? The episode's only in five days.

(More Flutterback.)

>>31077010
Going back to the marker if anyone wants to try their luck. I realize my sketch quality is highly inconsistent.

>>31077214
Well you push that headcanon since s1 so its just an idea.
What are you going to do when they crush your headcanon in five days?

>>31077147
>best flier out of Cloudsdale
>Fluttershy

That's like guessing Pinkie Pie when asked who the most organized and studious pony in town is.

>>31077128
...This is some of the worst desperate reaching for proof that I've ever seen.

>>31077206
http://civilservantsays.tumblr.com/
The text is by Terse

>>31077235
The joke----------->
Your head.

>>31077237
Its like saying Twilight and Mac is canon because Lesson zero and return of harmony.

>>31077232
Never mention it again except as a historical artifact.

What are you going to do when it's true?

(Appleback.)

Fluttershy's job is to take care of animals.
Does she also do spaying and neutering?

whose hooves would you tend to?

>>31077252
Not even close, those two don't take much stretch of the imagination (much to my dismay). Saying 'Oh, the CMC guessed Fluttershy as part of a not-so-elaborate joke so she must be Scootaloo's sister'? That's a hell of a stretch.

>>31077274
No, that's Bob Barkers job.

>>31077284
Rarity's.

>>31077273
Nothing because is not going to happend.

>>31077274
No because the animals can't reproduce without ponies help anyways.
Unless they live in the everfree forest.
That place is weird.

>>31077235
Ohohohoho. You think Pinkie Pie isn't organized? You'd be surprised

>>31077247

Thanks! I recently signed up and started following these things. They're pretty fun!

Though since I started, I've found myself liking Pipsqueak,....

>>31077309
>pic

oh my go

>>31077274
Ayup.

>>31077224
Snails with glasses is a think that needs to happen.
Also, I love your sketches, their quality is tempered only by the fact that I will yearn for a finished product forever upon their completion.

what about Snips and Snails punk'd out during their high school years?

>>31077274
>>31077304

Fluttershy is responsible for satisfying all of their needs.
ALL OF THEM.

>>31077309
>Honey sandwich.
Bullshit that is some GWILLED CHEESE!

>>31077309
>Worst pony
DESERVES DEATH

>>31077309
I personally like asksmartybelle.tumblr.com and the Pie Sisters one.

Although Jesus has me following Blueblood and Little Miss Rarity for some reason.

>>31077309
Aw FUCK YEAH honey sammich.

>>31076608
Weird? More like perfect.

>>31077354
One must wonder if there's peanut butter in there as well.

>>31077349
The Blueblood one is pretty great, though.

>>31077349
I thought you had left /co/ forever.

>>31077368
No, that was Mito.

>>31077320

I know right? The art is really adorable.

To be honest I never really minded Pipsqueak... and how could I hate this?

>>31077339
He must hide his grill cheese cravings under the guise of honey.

>>31077309
>>31077354
Peanutbutter & Honey > plain honey

But if you ever get the chance to make or have a Nutella, Marshmallow & Banana sandwich, FUCKING DO IT.

>>31077365
Oh god, all-natural no-hydrogenated chunky peanut butter out of the fridge with some goddamn clover honey on toast, OH MY GOD.

>>31077309

Who DOESN'T like Pipsqueak?
Assholes, that's who.

>>31077354
>>31077349
>>31077326
I just noticed we have four writefags in this thread.

You know what we should do?

REQUEST DUEL TO THE DEATH

Solicit a suggestion, each take a stab at writing a quick story, and submit them to the judgement of the horde to determine the true champion.

>>31077368
When did I say I was leaving? Been here since January, not backing out now.

>>31077153
To be fair, it totally does. Shame about the whole addiction thing.


So, Twilight Sparkle, in a deerstalker cap, shooting up coke, magically disguising herself, fixating on minor details. I, for one, approve.

>>31077392
im indifferent

>>31077393
Like we can get the horde to agree on anything...

>>31077349

Oh yeah! That's another cute one. I'm also a fan of Inky Donkey. There's a bunch of really good stuff out there.

>>31076831
>football

bitch that ain't football, are you retarded or something

>>31077393
I'm in, but the actual writing on my part will have to wait till tomorrow. I'm half asleep as it is and have work in just under seven hours.

Somehow working in a daycare on little sleep makes for bad headaches and irritability.

>>31077393
Hm... interesting. Quickfic live, or post resulting stories' URLs here at a specified time?

>>31077416
Best of the tallied votes then. The only sticking point is determing which request to throw ourselves at. I bet Duplex could think of a system, he's good at these kind of things.

>>31077422
Well if you're going to be a wuss about it then the three people still around can pick up the slack... assuming they're down.

If everyone else wants to bail I'll just take a request myself, but I thought it sounded like a cool idea...

So MLPG, I've been away for a while. Any worthwhile updates? Also when is the next episode airing?

>>31077418
Thats football, I think the word you are looking for is Handegg

>>31077422
No one fucking cares where you work, you shit.

>>31077392

Yeah!

>>31077422
You work in a daycare?

>>31077393
I'm rrrrrrrrreally out of it. This should be NyQuillerific.

>>31077392
I don't know what to think.


I have never found a male cute. Fucking ever.

Feels weird, man.

>>31077433
It is a cool idea, we can do like >>31077432 suggested and take the request.

Then come back like in two days and post the results.

>>31077432
Was thinking the latter, since speed is an unfair variable to judge the content of a story on - that being said, we'd need a time limit for posting.

If you're down, and Chistery is in as well, we could do them in like an hour or something. Maybe get /co/smo to play too.

Or save it for another day. Just thought it would be fun, given the spirit of the thread and all.

I love you Duplex, you're always down for a good quickfic

>>31077445
The pedophile dream job.

>>31077393
I'm here too but I don't think I'm up to it.

>>31077460
>two days
>quickfic
fuck you, two hours tops.

Duplex, take the reigns, how do we pick a request?

>>31077466
you dont count

>>31077464
no, the pedophile dream would be the school gym teacher

second would be nurse, maandatory schoolwide physical exams

>>31077393

Wait....am I in a duel to the death now?

>>31077445
$10 an hour, two hours a day, four days a week. I watch the non-school age kids and see some off to the bus while the owner and driver run all the out of district school kids to their schools.

Still looking for a second job.

So I was going to sleep but the last thread was just so good and I'm all excited and having fun...
So I'm back.
How am I doing?
Are we still all having fun and contributing?
Any super simple requests?

>>31077483
I don't know if I could work as a school nurse. I guess most days would be okay, but penis inspection would be too weird for me to handle (no pun intended)

>>31077484
Oh hey Squeak, I forgot you were here too. Wanna play?

>>31077398

I kinda want to incorporate the drug addiction into this, however I'd need to come up with a pony themed drug that isn't too silly sounding. As for the hat, I already worked out how I'm going to include that, was thinking about giving Spike a derby or something to wear too.

>>31077461
My eyes are drooping, I'm up for a one-post right away, but an hour's work isn't what I want to do. I just want to sleep.

>>31077460 two days
I like this.

>>31077484
You can do it!
You better, I got money on your ass...

>>31077477
Good.
I don't actually consider myself a writefag.

I get to post it this time!

>>31077502
>pony themed drug

How about HORSE

>>31077484
Oh, but Squeak! You must draw pony!

>>31077490
what a shitty pay

you peasant

>>31077502
On the streets they call it Moon Dust.

>>31077501

Don't see why not, could be fun.

>>31077503
YOU GUYS ARE A BUNCH OF JERKS

Fine, I'm down with 'two days', but that means it'd likely be a longer thing instead of the short story I envisioned... and also that extra time will probably make people slack off a bit.

>>31077471
PROMPTs:

Applejack gets turned into a dragon.

Twilight uncovers the secret to the perfect Lasagna.

Fluttershy visits Cloudsdale and a special someone.

Rainbow Dash is uncomfortable during her day at the beach.

>>31077502
Poison Joke addiction?

>>31077507
Don't Worry, Neither do we.

>>31077471
First reply to the "ready, set, go!" post. If two or more authors agree the topic is unsuitable, we go with the next.

>>31077508
Is dat some Strangle Snare?

>>31077526
> time to slack
MY ONE TRUE KRYPTONITE.

Captcha: ntaclop prima

>>31077508
what am I looking at here?

>>31077517
Beggars can't be choosers and it's a small daycare.

There is always the chance that something comes up and gives me extra hours too.

>>31077534
>Applejack gets turned into a dragon
You watched Rescue At Midnight Castle, didn't you?

>>31077521

>moon dust

I dunno, it doesn't sound quirky enough for pony cocaine.

>>31077510

Don't worry, I can do both!...because I never sleep.

>>31077506
Well...no pressure then.

>>31077508
Why do I like this pony? I feel that I should hate it but there is something there that keeps me from doing so.

>>31077550
The finely-sculpted ass of pure horror.

>>31077507

I considered myself a minor writefag once, never again.

>>31077552
don't put your hopes up buddy, the economy is tanking and tanking fast, best to opt out while your ahead of the game

Think of your favorite pony.

Thinking of them? Good.

They are now facing the final boss. What music is playing as they start to gain the upper hand?

>>31077556
>>31077547
>>31077543
Alright, I'm down. Before the signal post, does anyone else want it? So far I see
Chistery
Squeak
Duplex
Myself

I see Gore lurking, and Crossroads was it as well? If you guys wanna play, speak now or forever hold your peace.

After we get confirmation, Duplex, I say you drop the flag

>>31077574
big mac's theme by makkon

>>31077574
WHEELS IN THE SKY, BY JOURNEY.

>>31077578
I'm game :V

Explain things

>>31077578
Oops, forgot about Nathan as well. durf

>>31077574
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PCEp8z7FNg&feature=feedlik

>>31077570
I meant that as in sometimes things do come up and I get an extra three hours in.

And so long as their are working parents there will be a need for daycares.

>>31077578
I want in, but no promises on actually getting anything done.

>>31077544
Yeah it is, for some reason you saying her name made me realize i forgot her qt mark. Thanks.
>>31077550
It is my OC pony. She is the cutest OC poni.
>>31077559
That is the marvelous thing about Strangle Snare. Conflicting opinions seem to be abundant.

>>31077578
sure ill do it

>>31077578

Posting to confirm!

Do we have a topic, and time limit? I'm fine with two days or two hours.

>>31077123

One Luna guard. These guys are pretty intricate, but they have a cool design. I wonder why they don't get drawn more.

>>31077578
i would join but i have shitty grammer

i have a C in my college english course

>>31077578

Wait what's going on?

>>31077574
Rarity vs. Master Hand: There are no winners.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFdfB13_RsI
TTEOTD is best battle music

>>31077578
Give me a prompt already, I want to sleep on it.

>>31077578
Count me in?

>>31077574

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inlhwCRS4fQ

>>31077597
Fucking epic fan fiction time, motherfucker.

>>31077591
No dice, gotta finish or you skew the results.

>>31077593
I have no idea who you are but sure.

>>31077594
>>31077608
>>31077610
Just making sure we got everyone counted and Duplex will drop the flag, first reply to his post gets the topic.

Due in two days from now, if everyone' scool.

>>31077618
ITS LIKE EPIC MEAL TIME BUT WITH WORDS INSTEAD OF BACON!

>>31077595
Haha, I like it. Thanks for drawing it.

>>31077618
Purple prose and purple proseand purple proseand purple prose and purple prose and purple prose and purple prose and purple prose and purple prose and purple prose

>>31077574
i hear the sweet sound of a swift and silent death

>>31077574

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGD_2p5JCvY

>>31077605
Oh, and I forgot his horn. That might partly explain it.

He sucks so bad does he even deserve one? I don't really think this.

>>31077623
So what happens next?

>>31077627
I don't know, I think I like bacon more than words.

>>31077627

Watcha know about grammar coma's?

>>31077623
I'm the villain this thread deserves

>>31077631
Alright then, I'll go fuckin' Hemmingway for this.

>>31077574

>Lyra

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QP-UwvGclDI

>>31077297
is that a sort of foot-fetish based pony fapfiction?
is there more?

>>31077605
>>31077639
Okay, marginally less bad.

Any more sketch requests?

>>31077574
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rm9mIneSVA

>>31077640
If you're in, that's the last of it. Final count, slackers to be trampled in the dust;
-Chistery
-Pagemaster
-Squeak
-Duplex Fields
-Sanguinus
-Nig Nog Bippedy Boop Puddin Pops (wtf man)
-/сo/ςmѳиαцt рзtяѳ/:V/

You have the go ahead, Duplex, fire your post at will. First reply sets the topic.

this is the best looking mlpg thread i've seen in a while

>>31077584
Okay, writefags. Craft a story based on the first reply to THIS POST. We'll post the URLs in-thread between 45 and 48 hours from now - between midnight and 3am EST on Nov. 3, 2011. (Have a proxy drop your URL if you can't be here, or Note me on dA at duplexfields.deviantart.com )

IT'S WRITIN' TIME!

>>31077683
Rarity falls in love with a dressmaker.

>>31077584
Applejack gets turned into a dragon.

>>31077683

Mane cast dragons transfomation!

>>31077660
Don't you fucking start.

http://ponibooru.413chan.net/post/view/79195

I don't... what?

>>31077690
oh god a shitty spping story?

>>31077690
THE DRESSMAKER IS HERSELF.

>>31077690
can we not do this?
i hate feelings

>>31077683
The story behind Luna's Guards: Who are they? And what makes them special enough to be "Lunar Guards"? How do they get chosen?

Or is it that they're regular Celestia guards, dressed for the oh-so-special occasion, which was Luna's triumphant return? YOU DECIDE.

>>31077690
Can we not do shipping? I need to stretch on this one.

>>31077690
SHABLAM

Everyone okay with this then?

DAWN OF THE SECOND DAY - 48 HOURS REMAIN

>>31077690
Shoot, that's right up chistery's alley, isn't it? All we need is to chuck some booze in there and she'd take the cake, so to speak.

>>31077707

GUESS RARITY CAN GO FUCK HERSELF.

>>31077716
>>31077713
And then things took an UNEXPECTED TURN.

What a twist!

>>31077690

So, is this what we're doing?

>>31077713
>>31077711
>>31077704
Hm...

Okay, maybe not?

>>31077690
Not too hot on OC shipping.

>>31077690
:V

i was hoping for a much more creative topic

>>31077728
can we just try to keep in with cannon characters, and no shipping?

you're all a bunch of babies

just go with the damn prompt and manipulate it to suit your ends

>>31077735
>>31077729
>>31077730
well fuck

alright now what

>>31077711
>>31077713
Two objections; topic cancelled. Next topic:

>>31077699
>Mane cast dragons transfomation!

>>31077676

>>31077721

PIME TARADOX.

>>31077741
didn't cosmo already do one of those?

i thought half the poin was supposed to be going with whatever you got

kind of seems lame to ditch the prompt

>>31077738
Well said.

Rarity does appreciate the Art of the Dress, after all.

>>31077741
>twilightmessesupaspell.jpg

Anybody who does this should be disqualified.

>>31077728

How about we have the masses decide? If no ones wants to do this one. I'm fine either way.

>>31077728
How about some adventure, then? THe group finds an old treasure map in the library, and has to brave untold dangers to discover the secret treasure of One-Eyed Willy-- I mean, Blackmane the Dreadful.

>>31077741
Thats ALL of them right?

>>31077759
>One-Eyed Willy
NO

FUCK THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SO ELEGANT

I say the original prompt is fine, y'all need to suck it up.

>>31077756
Are you avatarfagging?

>>31077759
I suggest we have another 'drop the flag' with new prompts, just so no one gets all anal pained.

>>31077764
What? It was a Goonies reference.

>>31077753
This. Two hundred pages of Rarity / semi-OC shipping later, I'm still willing to run with the prompt, stale taste in my mouth or not. Play with it or drop out sons.

>>31077768

thank you

>>31077768
Wait so are we doing the rarity ship or the dragon prompt?

>>31077738
You mad your prompt is probably not going to be used?

>>31077768
> Elegant

More like the atypical daily clusterfuck around here.

So, what's going on?

>>31077768
What was the original prompt.

>>31077769

No, but I did just noticed I happen to have posted two Fluttershy in Glasses pictures in the last two minutes. Huh...I didn't know I had that many.

Fuck you and the pony you rode in on

>>31077756
I vote no on that topic. It's nice but I'm hoping for a more interesting topic for this epic writeoff we're having here.

Then again. I'd be interested in seeing how this vague topic could be contorted into an epic tale. Whatever, go with it. I will keep my hopes up to see some good stuff.

>>31077787
Rarity. Everyone who don't like it can suck it.

Besides, half the fun is seeing what kind of spin we can put on it.

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS;

>Rarity falls in love with a dressmaker.

WRITE IT

48 HOURS

GOGOGO

>>31077663
draw this dumbass >>31077769 getting hit in the head with a book

>>31077801
I choose suck it

>>31077801
ALRIGHT. SLEEP HERE I COME.

>>31077768

WAY TO BE ORGANISED BRO, WAY TO BE ORGANISED.

You'll get better at this I bet.

>>31077801

So...this is the topic?

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well this wasn't a surprise

>>31077801
>inb4 half of the participants retire.

>>31077801
> You just handed the entire competition to a drunken lesbian who still has bait-and-tackle.

Goddamn I hate this fandom sometimes.

>>31077816
Yus.

Have at, you lot. Show no mercy, and I'll see you in two days to collect your heads.

I'm betting on Duplex but if you all want to prove me wrong so be it

>>31077819
Such is life in the General.

>>31077801
>Rarity falls in love with a dressmaker
>Dressmaker not specified as a pony

Okey dokey. Let's get going

>>31077816

Yes. Do with it what you will.

>>31077663
>no more requests

Oh well, guess I'll get started on this thing.

I'm supposed to draw a "creepy hydra."

Is this sufficiently creepy?

>>31077820
Challenge accepted?

>>31077833
dressmaker is not specifies to be alive or real

>>31077836
Sorry SB, I got distracted by the writing etc.

Your Snails and Snips thing was awesome, I loved it, unfortunately not much more to say than my usual praise.

I always have more requests but I bet other people have them too. Thanks again for the drawing.

>>31077830

Pffft, romance fic? Squeak's got this hands down. Dude write this stuff in his sleep. We need to make a wager out of this.

>>31077836
head fins look too feathery

Otherwise I approve!

>>31077839
Anonymity Here I Come!!!!

>>31077808
Also noticed this.
Do we care about continuity boos?

>>31077841
>Dressmaker is not real.
>Makes dresses.
The dressmaker is Santa?

>>31077839
It wasn't a challenge, it was an admonition.

You all deserve deaths bathed in cold fire.

>>31077833
Oh, let me guess:
>Spike decides to become a dressmaker to get Rarity's attention
>He successes

>>31077847
I kinda went for the terrifying clown angle.

>>31077859
Rover is secretly a dressmaker

>>31077859
Not even.
I have an idea set in mind though...

There should be a prize for this. I don't know, like a draw request or something.

>>31077851
Maybe to Spike, Twilight always looks so well-kept and together and thoughtful. Those past few days must have been quite a shock; no wonder he called in 'the big guns.'

>filename

>>31077846
>romance fic
The scope of your creativity is in need of expansion, because this idea didn't strike me as remotely romantic.

Not the way I'm gonna write it, at least.

>>31077864
The hydra is secretly a dressmaker.

>>31077867
I WILL NOT Reward Shipping
THIS IS WHY WE CANT HAVE NICE THINGS

>>31077859

That idea is lame. You're lame. Stop being lame.

>>31077867
Admiration and recognition?

>>31077867
I'm fine with it being the respect and selection of writing prowess by anonymous, but if someone wants to offer up a reward in addition, that'd be cool beans.

>>31077882

you need to lighten up

>>31077867

Best fic wins title of MLPG Writefag Lauriate.

>>31077886
attention who--cough cough

>>31077883
Starscreams spark is the dressmaker

>>31077876
>all 4 heads
>but each one has conflicting styles

>>31077876
Sweetie is the dressmaker. Awkward all around.

So, let's see, Rarity falls in love with a dress maker.

Oh Celestia...I just had an epic idea...but can I write it in two days with midterms, and finish the fics I have going currently?

Of course I can! I just have to give up eating as well as sleeping.

>>31077836
I'd request something only if it has colors slapped on it, no inking and stuff needing to be done.

In other news, Happy Halloween to everyone that actually celebrated it. Here's scratch in a Jester Outfit

>>31077883
O-okay... I'm sorry...

>>31077893
no, YOU need to heavy down!

I just got here what the eff is going on?!

Halloween is over.

Ok, now I really have to go to bed.
Getting Derpy to look right is a lot harder than I expected. I failed.

>>31077903
If it's simple enough I can do color.

>>31077898
OHYES

FUND IT

To recap:

The two-objection rule was clearly stated beforehand, to prevent us being forced to write something like "Gilda uses razor blades on Big Mac's Little Mac."

We received two objections almost immediately to a shipping prompt. Per the rules, the next topic would have been mane cast dragon transformations.

Then people started complaining, most notably the one everyone predicted would take to the topic like a duck to water.

HOWEVER! One of the objections was Anonymous, not one of the aforementioned writefags, and /co/smonaut petrov's "objection" is an unclear emoticon. The original topic stands, both by popular acclaim and by the rules.

chistery, petrov, do what you want. Remember, "falls in love" is up to the author to interpret.

>>31077906

YOU GET BACK IN YOUR DAMN CAGE AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH.

>>31077908
Faggots about writing shitty fanfics and thinking it is awesome

>>31077908
One Hint
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>>31077908
Quality, is what.

Artists taking requests and delivering.

Writers taking up challenges.

Anonymous only being an idiot 20% percent of the time.

It's like we are really on a decent site..

>>31077892

I could ask Madmax about it. She might not mind.

>>31077924
faggots talking about*

>>31077912
recieved a lot of treats little one?

>>31077912
Looks fine to me.

I mean really, what are you looking for in a white board doodle? Looks good and you can't say SHIT to change my mind.

>>31077919
>unclear emoticon
>:V
>unclear

Quack

Also whatever, I'll write the Rarity prompt.

>>31077924
Hey, who invited Mr. No-Fun-Pants? I sure as hay didn't.

>>31077955
COME AT ME BRO :V

>>31077928
>>31077928
Oh keelah, this wont end ell

THIS THREAD DESPERATELY NEEDS SOME BEST PONY STAT!

>>31077966

NTSTS, DON'T PUSH MY BUTTONS.

>>31077980

ok

>>31077955
So what was your quack intended to convey? I am not familiar with that particular emoticon.

Fanfiction comp? Interesting...

>>31077980
Sure, posting best pony.

>>31077980

Best pony served with a side of Kung-fu.

>>31077980
OKAY!

>>31078014
>TOO PINK

>>31077980
Best pony you said?

>>31077915
Ah yes, a quite simple request. Just Pinkie blushing with a tired expression while laying on her back.

I guess pic related since this was the best example I was able to dig up. As for what direction she's in while laying down (Upside down sideways on her back etc.) and how you do it is entirely up to you.

Should I make a thread about this over on Fimchan? I might be easier to keep track of submissions, and general progress than searching through the archives. Then when everyone's finished we can post our stories here in one go.

>>31078044
Do it up if you think it's worthy of the attention.

>>31078044
of course
then you should bake me something delicious

>>31078001
:V
>>31078013
I din't know your favorite pony was Dash...
>>31078044
Do it up

>>31078038

You're speaking my language Anon!

>>31078043
> Dat Scratch
It's not just the cough medicine making me feel these feelings.

Goddamn I have a thing for DJ's.

Too bad she's not human, considering that's sort of a prerequisite of mine.

>>31078031
MORE PINK, YOU SAY? ALRIGHTY THEN

>>31078055
Chubbiest pony you say?

>>31078063

MORE PINK FOR THE PINK GOD.

>>31078063
MY EYES ARE FULL OF PONIES!

>>31078057
awsome, right?

>>31078055
As I read it, :V = "mu".

Good night.

>>31078077

>>31078009

>>31078070
It's just a little extra weight for the winter! It sheds right off when Spring rolls around!

>>31078098
I call bullshit, the two ponies in the balloon are CLEARLY missing the googly eyes.

Try again, and do it better this time.

>>31078111
Yep, it sure "rolls" doesn't it?

>>31078077
Aww yeah!

>>31078137
lets discuss the ways pinkie pie worst pony
>earth pony
THE END

>>31078111
wow dash getting a little hard to fly isnt it?

>>31078087
Dude it means quack. I looked it up using a dictionary :V

Okay here's what I'm about to post on Fimchan:

We're having an Epic Story Time over on /co/ set up by NTSTS and Duplex. We have to respond to the simple prompt:

Rairty Falls in Love With a Dress Maker

And make it as EPIC as possible, participants are here:
-Chistery
-Pagemaster
-Squeak
-Duplex Fields
-Sanguinus
-Nig Nog Bippedy Boop Puddin Pops (
-/сo/ςmѳиαцt рзtяѳ/:V/
-NTSTS

We'll post the URLs in-thread between 45 and 48 hours from now - between midnight and 3am EST on Nov. 3, 2011. (Have a proxy drop your URL if you can't be here, or Note Duplex on dA at duplexfields.deviantart.com )

This alright?

>>31078145
>S-shut up! I'm still thin!

>>31077945
Are you perhaps, insinuating something?...

>>31078111
Each and every year. She and Applejack take to the track out by the school and race for hours and hours, hoping to shed the pounds (stones?) and ride off into the sunset, victorious.

Sometimes that runner's rush almost gets the better of Dash and she very nearly offers Applejack a delicious smoothie.

Needless to say she never says as much, instead waiting for the next day to do it, or the next. There's always going to be a next day until late March when they've both trimmed down again and Applejack has other chores to mind and Dash is back to Spring Turning of the major weather belt above Ponyville.

Then there's never a 'next time' -- until next year, anyway.

>>31078160
YOU FORGOT ME

>>31078111
a little? riiiiight!

>>31078164
youre an idiot

>>31078169

FUCK YOU ANONYMOUS, YOU'RE THE WORST OF THEM ALL.

Hey, does anyone have a 1080p rip of The Return of Harmony Part 1 and 2? I need it right now while I'm still drunk.

>>31078143
>Pinkie Pie
>Worst pony
Would you PLEASE watch the damn show?

>>31078084

As awesome as they come!

>>31078143
>Earth Ponies
>Not the best ponies
Pick one

>>3107818
use the marker links fucktard

>>31078160
Sounds excellent to me, though I wasn't aware of the 'epic' adjective goal. I just wanted cool stories... that makes it seem like we're trying to out do each other in outlandishness.

>>31078164
Yeah I could see that. Along with lots of shoving

>>31078177
> I'm sucking cocks AS HARD AS I POSSIBLY CAN.

>>31078196

Hmmm, fair enough. I'll ditch that bit, and post, link in a second.

>>31078201
Those two, swear to God.

Updated fun facts:

Intro: 238
Prologue: 994
1-5: 32,063
6-10: 33,305
11-15: 46,671
16-20: 53,114
21-25: 61,509
26-30: 73,228
31-35: 64,716
36-40: 135,189
41: 16,338
42: 14,940
Total: 532,305

The authorized King James version of the bible: 783,137
The entire Lord of the Rings trilogy: ~473k
Marienbad My Love (longest novel): 17,000,000
ArtamËne, ou le Grand Cyrus (longest published novel): 2,100,000
Clarissa (longest English-language published novel): 969,000

>>31078174
You can shut up or I can put on a whole lot more weight.

>>31078219
Bueno, much appreciated Squeak.

>>31078225
....... fat ass

>>31078112

>>31078225
>>31078161
hey rainbow dash i hear you got rejected by the wonderbolts for not passing the physical fitness test

>>31078224
TL;DR

>>31078196

I can just imagine a bunch of neckbeards fiercely typing up fan fiction while this plays.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LZcMv0H1bI

I'd love to help, but i'd probably freak out from the responsibility that is required, besides writing is not really my profession .

>>31078224
have you read the other story?
http://ponibooru.413chan.net/post/view/79177?search=fallout_equestria