Chicken flavor

>>31071309
each other

Oh no, Squeak! You forgot MLP General in the Subject Line! :C

>>31071309
candy corn flavor.

Hay flavoured candies.

>>31071309
Soylent Apples

>>31071338
it can be in the text as well

>>31071338

Oh darnit!

Curse my Derping brain. Hopeful the rest still find their way over here.

>>31071336

>>31071309
presumably hard candies, considering that last episode

>>31071360
>Catrina

10/10
Fukken saved.

We should all get together and watch Nightmare Night in a stream.

Doesn't jesus have some stream he uses?

It's certainly not nigger flavored, that's for damned sure.

Anyone want to talk about Cheerilee? I'd marry her. But she's not my waifu because I accept the fact that she's not real and that we can't be together.

>>31071399
What's this referencing?

>>31071360

Awesome! Love this.

Are you shitting me? As soon as I post this in the old one...
Third time around requesting HUMAN APPLEJACK ad ANYTHING OCTAVIA AND/OR REDHEART.
Also >>31071309
Soylent Rainbow

>>31071360
I dun gett ti

>>31071388
I can after I finish this story, as long as people will actually come.

Huh huh. Hey Derpy. Check it out.
Yeah what, huh huh.
The OP posted a cock. Huh huh.
Huh uh yeah, huh m uh huh huh.
Huh huh huh huh huh.

clop, clop, clop, clop

>>31071360
No hay mas arte pony del Dia de Muertos?
Also, saved.

>>31071422
Its a mexican thing.

>>31071411
You should make her real and marry her anyways. Don't let reality or any of that crap get in teh way of true love.

>>31071425
ill show up, but if its the synchtube ill end up dcing from the chat about 12 times

>>31071422
Mexican halloween

inb4 chicken dance Pinkie

>>31071445
>>31071432

>>31071428
This is amazing.

>>31071432

Yep, looks like Pinkie stole the show in my book.

In the spirit of Nightmare Night, I'm going to do something really scary and take a draw requests.
Keep it simple, I can hardly draw at all, and I apologize if it comes out looking like a blob

>>31071440
Ya that happens to me too. I dunno what's up with that. Showing up regardless.

>>31071469

Twilight killing herself.

>>31071433
No que yo sepa

>>31071469
I want a blob pony

>>31071469

Pinkie Pie

>>31071445
You failed, anon. It's ok, Chicken Pie forgives you.

>>31071411

Wait, that song sounds familiar...

SCARY ASS FLUTTERSHY NON SEXUAL HALOWEEN STORY!
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1NJhlO6fhWxD1TvpLlCc-pGuvlbV0f0j8HZWK4RCf7rM/edit?hl=en_US

>>31071311

>for you because we both know it to be true!

how many mods does fimchan have? it's not just pacce is it?

>>31071469
pregnant fluttershy

>>31071469
Draw the Blob (1980's remake) eating one or as many of the mane cast.

>>31071469
A Scootaloo would be nice!

>>31071469
Nightmare Moon blob pony

>>31071343
>>31071432
>>31071469

>>31071433
dooks ya deja de ponerte de namefag chingadamadre

>>31071309
>What kind of candy do ponies eat anyway?
Looks like ordinary candy. Especially since they use words like, "sugarcube" and horses and ponies do like sugar, unlike most animals which actually dislike sweet tastes.

Fun fact. Most predators hate human flesh because it's too sweet tasting.

>>31071469
combine: >>31071504 and >>31071506

>>31071433
Si

>>31071492
HEY

YOU! Yea you!

This one got dubs too! >>31071088 Write it!

>>31071511
Chongo, draw halloween themed scootabuse

>>31071499
God I hope not. There's at least one more.

>>31071438
But she can't love me back, not being real and all.

I'm content to wait until I have wealth and an income, then I'll steal some idealistic young woman from a university education department and marry her. We'll have many children and she can homeschool them.

>>31071360
>La Catrina
no maaamessss
SAVED SAVED SAVED

>>31071492
>Dat Twist ending.
I love you Jesus. I accept you into my rectum.

>>31071492

ahahahaha
holy shit

>>31071519
ots, dejalo, es su pedo si es puto y le gusta la atencion.

>>31071519
solo cuando tu dejes de ponerte de avatarfag
y si eres chama, pasate al msn.

>>31071534
Awesome, saved

>>31071545

>>31071492
>she was dso sdcared she peed herself non sexually.
Thank you, Lord.

>>31071492
Oh my god the ending

i cant go on

Ok so this quest is not the one where we got shot in the face by Big Mac. that quest ended, mainly because we got shot in the face by a shotgun. This is the continuation of last week's quest to find a relic from Luna in the everfree forest. Last quest Luna assigned our hero, John Wayne, a mission to find a relic which was attached to her Nightmare Moon armor, it's boosts her magical poweers, and is important for her to strengthen herself. You stop off at Ponyville and go into the library for information. While there you meet Twilight and after warning you of the dangers (thinking you are just on a pilgrimage) she gives you a rough map of the forest.

So you are still in the Library with Twilight, and preparing to leave, what do you do?

>>31071577
Yes you can

Think about it

>>31071484
>>31071486
>>31071504
>>31071505
>>31071506
>>31071526

Wow, lots of ideas.

Alright, back in a tick with one of these.

http://synchtu.be/commanderjesus
http://synchtu.be/commanderjesus
http://synchtu.be/commanderjesus
http://synchtu.be/commanderjesus
GET THE HECK IN HERE YOU GUYS

>>31071493
And meanwhile I'm getting bachelors degrees in History and biomedical engineering (unaccredited).

God help me if the FDA doesn't hire me. There's nothing I can do with these degrees unless I get a masters in BME or go to med school.

If anyone's doing Halloween/Nightmare Night requests, can somebody do a Hyde Pony?

Bonus points if it can somehow combine Dr. Jekyll as well.

>>31071566
Here, have more, Feliz dia de Muertos

>>31071559
>implicando que soy o fui "notable" aqui

lol no

>>31071601
DA link? Or any source?

>>31071566
>>31071534
estan buenos aunque sigo prefiriendo la primera

http://www.livestream.com/gsphere

>>31071601
I want more pictures about the skeletal structure of ponys

Those heads defy all logic

>>31071636
Es que las Catrinas bien hechas son insuperables

>>31071597
They're not going to hire anybody from an unaccredited school

>>31071309
The sugar kind. Duh.

>>31071656
>Dat Scratch
>Dat Lyra
>Dat Octavia

FUKKEN SAVED!

>>31071656
aaa madres, este si me gusto jaja

>>31071579
convince twilight to come along

>>31071612
http://violetmagician.deviantart.com/gallery/33225294

There's a quest currently going on in >>3106931 if anybody wants to hop in.

>>31071656
ustedes ponyfags, muchas veces me cagan la madre, pero dios, cuando hacen bien las cosas ustedes son la verga

>>31071715
>>31069317

derp

its easy to spot which tripfags are massive losers who spend tonight in pony threads

>>31071365

>>31071707

No doubt she'll pick up Tigger's excessive use of acronyms, too.

>>31071723
La verdad es que los ponyjotos a veces tienen talentos artisticos envidiables

>>31071732
>8:00
>no one to be with
>nowhere to go

such is life as anon

>>31071710
This is Rose right?

>>31071753

You are correct sir and/or madam.

>>31071753
I drew that, yeah. Wasn't expecting anybody to post it, though.

>>31071753
Her art, but not her posting it.

>>31071661
I go to the University of California in Irvine. It's the premed BME program, not accredited as an official Engineering degree, but it's a legitimate bachelor's of science degree.

I just can't work as an engineer unless I get a masters, and I really don't want to do engineering anymore anyways. I figure the knowledge of BME I have and my ability to read shitload of documentation (history) is pretty well suited to working for the FDA though.

>my face when I added History as a second major

>>31071751
You can be with me anon.

>>31071751
>>31071751
I love you derpy, just the way you are.

>>31071769
Is the costume unicorn Berry punch?

>>31071776
Thank you

>>31071579
"You could come with me, if the trip is really that dangerous I could use a guide."

You inspect the map as you talk, it really was pretty rough, they must have tried to do this by memory long after the actual trip.

"I dunno, I have lots of studying to do, and Spike will need my help around the library."

If you want to convince her to come you will need to roll a 7 or higher. You roll using the last digit of your post, I will take the first roll.

>>31071751
bitch I gots candy to give out I cant go nowhere

>>31071751
>>31071776

Doink.

>>31071733

>>31071733
the macro seems unnecessary

>>31071769
It was good for ferreting you out at least.

>>31071774
Actually, fuck, that's too much info. I'm probably the only one in the state with that degree combo, let alone UCI.

Oh well, poni poni poni poni

>>31071821
Looks fine from the side, how's it from the front?

>>31071824
agreed
and doesn't really fit

>>31071821
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!

>>31071821
The hair looks soft.

>People are getting drunk off their asses and fucking bitches in costume
>You're here
>Posting about fucking ponies.

>>31071840
Why did Rose drop her name?

>>31071843
>he thinks anyone cares enough to even bother trying to track him down
dont worry about it bro

>>31071864

THE FUN HAS BEEN TROUBLED

>>31071821
Looks great!

>>31071864
Thats how I roll!
>Implying i dont go to the saturday party

Bitch I have to work tomorrow.

>>31071864
But we dont celebrate Halloween down here

>>31071864
>implying we aren't your only friends

>>31071787
It's Jacchus, the donkey companion to Bacchus in Fantasia, since I love making stupid references.

>>31071840
it isn't that hard

>>31071864
>not celebrating halloween in the weekend
you americans are weird
we already had all our celebrations over here, they were great

>>31071774
Hah I was accepted to UCSD for biomedical engineering, but went to UCLA as biochem because of the accreditation issue

>>31071804
Rollan'

>>31071864
I've been to 3 Halloween parties in the last 4 nights, I'm done.

>>31071902
It's sad that it's true, isn't it.

>>31071903
Then that means the skunk was the Grinch's dog?

>>31071903
Oh I get it now.
Looks cool.

>>31071843

Well, from what I'VE heard, degrees are now almost requried for any kind of job. Plus with the degree it opens doors and what not. But the kicker is they have to train people anyway, so no big deal. That's what I was told, even with My degree, I'll still be trained, but with it, I'm in good shape, and so are probably most people with degrees. Those with out are at a serious disadvantage and it's COMPLETELY unfair. I look at some of my friends and I don't know how they are going to better their lives when they can't afford the debt to even try to go to collage to make themselves better. Stupid America! Land of opportunity MY ASS!

>>31071915
A little, yes.

>>31071919
Yes, since it's name is Cabbage, I put an antler on as a joke to the plant called "Deer Cabbage"

>>31071915
no more so than any of the other 80% of 4chan
we really aren't societies best representatives

>>31071904
Yeah my drunk was Saturday. I had work today and tomorrow. Today there is 4chan and candy.

>>31071912
Fuck I wish this place had a dice rolling system like /tg/.

>>31071925
opportunity arises when you KNOW people.

even if you get a job, if you don't know anyone, you're not going anywhere

>>31071938
But seriously you're my only friends.

>>31071868
Yeah I know, this is the MLPG for poni's sake. If anything it'd just lead to someone asking me about Cheerilee or Rarity on campus.

>>31071864
You'd rather be here and you know it.

>>31071864
>I have a paranoid fantasy where every single adult is expected to attend a wild Halloween orgy even though it's a weekday
Yeah, sure.

>>31071946
>>31071938
>>31071969

>>31071954
>spoiler because it's really off topic now talking about college.
Well it shouldn't have to be a one way road. Only the wealthy/lucky/connected can succeed is all i'm saying. I feel for my friends, they are good people.

sad pony time

Lyra hugging pillow

My birthday is Friday.

What did you get me, MLPG?

I hope it's a new episode.

>>31071990
I don't feel like smiling
Life is suffering

>>31071864
>Implying I didn't go out on saturday like a normal person
Shit man, I got an 8 am class tomorrow.

>>31071995
Every great fortune can be traced back to a crime that went undetected

>>31072007
indeed
Saturday it's a new episode

>>31072007
yes but its a day late

>>31071925
>Well, from what I'VE heard, degrees are now almost requried for any kind of job.

Sure is High School Guidance Councilor hour. That's bullshit. You go get a degree when you know it's what you want.

I had no problem finding a well paying job right out of high school while I was thinking about what I wanted. You have to be willing.

These jobs still exist, people have just turned their noses to them and consider them "unacceptable career choices".

Bath time rarity practice loop is done:

http://dx11.deviantart.com/art/FLASH-Rarity-bath-time-266493151

>>31072024
Hmmmm
I hope that doesn't become the case for me ... that would be sad.

>>31072014
and happiness is nothing more but a pause between two moments of suffering..

>>31071912
Roll Failed

"Really though, I'm sure you'll do fine on your own, just keep to the map there. Good luck with everything."

With that she goes back to her organizing her books. You walk towards the door and open it to the outside world, as you look back, a little bit of worry starts to creep up, maybe this job won't be as easy as you once thought.

Where to now /co/?

Also, thanks to Tex for the drawings, they are really nice.

>>31072027
No WAY! That's what I got too!

would you let rainbow dash abuse you as a partner for your money? she'd probably leave as soon as the well ran dry, but you'd work hard to delay that as long as you could, she just buys so many new horseshoes.. and she hardly wears them, but it's how you show her you love her right?

>>31072014
>>31072057

Chin up! If it wasn't for the Internet's limitation I'd punch into my computer screen and do a brofist with you. No homo though.

>>31072057
alone

>>31072063
What's that thing right below the water bottle?

Let's head to the forest now.

>>31072042

The animation's nice and smooth, but I don't understand why Rarity's bathtub needs to be on the roof. That kinda ruins the magic, at least for me.

>>31072042
>Rarity
>Bathing outside
>In broad daylight
>In full view of the entirety of Ponyville

>>31072089
It's more like on a leaf like structure in a high place. She's overlooking the town. I just thought a large backdrop would look peaceful.

>>31071910
It really depends what you want to do. I wanted to go to med school and BME was great for that, back in 2008. Now, not so much.

Oddly, biomedical eng companies want Material's scientists and EE majors these days. God forbid they hire anyone with a BME degree below a masters.

>>31071954
This especially. I've got another 5 quarters to go here, but I'm going to be spending them asking every professor I know if they have a hookup to get me into the FDA. Or some other company that needs someone good at reading and BME theory.

>>31072057
Or you could look at it as a brief valley of sadness between two mountains of happiness.

>>31072100
>Look at me Equestria!

>>31072104
S-M-A-R-T

>>31072106
but that valley is too damn long...

>>31071542

happy halloween

>>31072124
And the rent it too damn high.

>>31072057
man, your view on life sucks
buck the fuck up and look at the positives and ignore the shit

>>31072040

Can't live on <20,000

Well I mean that's true, but if that was UNIVERSAL, then why are things the way they are? I can't live off of 20,000 period. Maybe getting married and BOTH work could give a decent life but god forbid we have CHILDREN. And what kind of marriage is a marriage where you don't see your significant other?

I mean there are a bunch of discussions that could spring from this but we shouldn't discuss them because we should be talking about PONIES! in a PONY THREAD!

>>31072132
DAMN RENTS TOO HIGH

Why is this thread so fucking depressing all of a sudden? Stop being a bunch of whiny fags.

Cheer up, pony friends.

Though things may look very dark
Your dream is not in vain
For when do you find the rainbow?
Only after rain

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xo6SC35LFjg

>>31072100
>implyng ponies have to wear clothes
Remember..?

>>31072124
Cheer the fuck up. I can't stand such retreatist behavior.

>>31072146

That's very nice of you to assume I was making less than 20k.

Pissant.

>>31072172
So why would they have baths inside their house instead of having a public bathing area?

>>31072170
>Happy Times
>Not Butcher Pete
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDiM3R4V-4k

>>31072180
okay

can i go home now

did anyone say they wanted MOOOOOOORE scootabuse?

>>31072191
There's a garden house in the middle of town they just spray each other with.

>>31072191
It's rarity. shes an attention whore. that or maybe she just likes to look at ponyville while she relaxes?

Apple Bloom is the cutest Cutie Mark Crusader.

>>31072202

THANKS FOR RUINING THE MOOD ONCE AGAIN, BON BON

>>31072209

needs more scoots being abused by other ponies

>>31072209
nobody likes you

>>31072209
No.

>>31072183

So I'm supposed to assume your Steve jobs? Shesh, SORRY! I don't' know about any jobs that don't make that much without secondary education where I live. Good on you though for finding one.

>>31072210
Earth ponies and pegasi need a bath partner to scrub their hind region.

WOULD YOU RAPE ROSE'S DONKEY OC?

BEYOND THAT, WHAT FUCKING GENDER IS THAT FUCKER?

>>31072209
Draw Scootaloo chocking on some candy.

>>31072129
gracias

>>31072228
i dont know about that, anon. That image he posted is hilarious to look at. He looks like a gorilla and "chongo" sounds like "chango" which is ape in spanish.

>>31072239
You shut up.

>>31072209
your drawings are bad and you should feel bad

>>31072210
Or maybe even a garden hose.

Why the hell am I even here? I have so much work I need to do.

>>31072239
I already answered that she's female- enjoy.

>>31072236
>Dash will never hesitantly ask you to scrub her back for her

>>31072209
No, no one wants scootabuse any more.

Diamond Dog making ponies take the knot is all the rage now.

>>31072228

are you sure? I thought you guys were all about the tolerance and kindess

>>31072241

coming right up

>>31072086
a baton, your only weapon.

You quickly trot through the town and up the path toward the forest. As you reach the edge a few fleeting thoughts go through you. All the worries wash away though as you remember the very large reward promised to you for completion, plus the fame for doing a job for one of the princesses.

With your new confidence you enter the woods. The place is truly as creepy as Twilight mentioned. It felt like someone is watching you. As you here rustling you realize it's not just a feeling. Someone else is here, following you, stalking you. What do you do /co/?

>>31072247
you're just as much as a fag

what will Lyra and Bonbon do next??

They fought before, what did they do last time? Lyra was a mummy, Bonbon wasn't there?

>>31072239
No.

>>31072209
More Scootabuse is always needed.

>>31072268

>>31072263
No we hate everything and everybody in these threads.

>>31072282

>>31072264
Ready our baton and turn to face whoever is following us.

>>31072146
You can totally live on 20k/yr. You can even live on 10k/yr, if you live in a flyover state.

Living on the coasts is fucking expensive as shit.

>>31072286
shut up anonymous you are the worst of them all

>You will never go to a Halloween party with your favorite pony

>>31072235

Then move. You'd be surprised how easy it is to get up and go when you're actually motivated.

Anything hands on makes a killing nowadays because it's "below us". Welding, electrician, mechanic. Depending on the state certification is optional or a class away.

>>31072239
If by rape you mean tenderly romance as Jacks are wont to do, then yes.

>>31072303
>you will never go to a holloween part

>>31072275
does a colored version of this exist yet?

>>31072275
>>31072335
Someone post the original reaction pic and i'll do it

>>31072335
Why didn't you just make one?

>>31071593

Someone ordered a blob pony?

>>31072290

I cost 300 a month with health insurance. I can't imagine what I would be without.

If I was healthy, you would be right, but I'm not so, I need more money to sustain a healthy existence. Adding costs of living, it get's even more expensive. But HEY, I'll admit, I know very little about living on my own so I really don't know what I could and could not afford on 20k/y, I'm just not taking any chances.

>>31072357
Why didn't Anon just color it?

>>31072312
dressing up is for furries and magicians
why would i want to?

im exhausted
>>31072335
i need a tablet to ink it
>>31072357
is Scootaloo right?

>>31072374
And a cat face too

Great job for something that likely took you 30 seconds

>>31072374
I did, thank you!

>>31072312
>you will nevr go to a holloween

>>31072386

>Health Insurance

But seriously, if you have chronic shit that sucks. Makes it a lot easier when you don't have to worry about that.

>>31072413
i'd a halloween

>>31072374

And a poorly drawn Scootaloo

>>31072395
shut up BraveSpark

There is so much beauty in the world

Happy Halloween, /co/.

>>31072413
>you will a

>>31072439
I'd argue that there is more sadness and hatred.

>>31072439
Yes.

>>31072440

Same to you.

And thanks. That comic always makes me happy.

>>31072440
d'awwwww

>>31072304

Take it easy, woah. I'm a different anon from a conversation that was in the last thread. I thought I was talking to the same annons. I might be wrong. I can't tell who's who. It's cool man. I'm not saying anything about those skills are bad at all! Pulmber and stuff make a lot of money. I just don't think lumping everyone currently unemploied should be grouped as lazy because they are not. Also, get skills AGAIN is a secondary education, you have to LEARN or be TOUGHT the skill. It's above a highschool education. So in affect you are now supporting my argument. So let's all take a deep breath.

>>31072407

Yes! Success! Glad you like it. You're welcome!

>>31072404
Thank you!

>>31072449
You don't have to. We all know there is. The point is to ignore it and not get pulled into the shitstorm ourselves.

>>31072439
"The world is a wonderful place, and is worth fighting for."

I agree with the second part.

>>31072449
>>31072453
Haven't you eve gotten lost watching motes of dust float in a sun beam? Or watch ants carry a large piece of food?

Guys, what if we took Applebloom's bow....and PUT it on Sweetie?

>>31072493

>>31072493
ABORT DO NOT ATTEMPT

>>31072483
>>31072491
I've watched my grandfather turn to dust, and ants die by the thousands.

>>31072440
Fuck, now you're making me feel things.

>>31072440
It feels like no one ever likes Pinkie Pie.

It's a shame.

>>31072440
I think a girl was dressed as Applejack came to my door.

>>31072504

>>31072480
"TAUGHT."

You have to be TAUGHT to write and read, so instead of fat yeast-loaf ham beasts working at McDonald's you can date TAUT tawny girls with trophy PhD's.

>>31072493
You're insane.

You pull out your baton, ready yourself, and face the noise. In a flash a form shoots up into the sky, then back down like a missile at you. As it screams down you prepare for a fight, suddenly with a laugh the blur stops and pauses in front of you. It was another pony, this one was a gold Pegasus with pail green hair, on her flank was a group of three raindrops. "Didn't mean to scare you that much." She says with a grin, "My name's raindrop."

>>31072487
What was in the box?

>>31072449
That only makes the beauty more beautiful.

>>31072493
You're a madman!

>>31072516
Our suits have kinetic barriers. Your legal briefs don't. And I'm in a hurry.

>>31072487

"WHAT'S IN THE BOX?!"

"Mailbox, that is!"

>>31072419

... eeyup.

>>31072510
Bitch what you talking about? She's everyone's second favorite.

>>31072514
i dont understand

>>31072493
That idea may just be crazy enough...

TO GET US ALL KILLED

>>31072440
ALL OF MY CANDY

>>31072440
> She's my favorite!
D'aww, mine too, sport!

how do ponies reproduce given that 90% are female and all of the males are clearly gay?

>>31072504
The universe has infinite complexity! The sheer power that goes into a day is beyond comprehension. One can't help but be awed and humbled.

>>31072493

>>31072440
I like the Freddie version better.

>>31072563
shut up sagan you're dead

>>31072559

Bees!

>>31072571
Post it?

I liek Ronbow Dosh

>>31072577
BEES?

>>31072439
I think self-exploration is one of the journeys in life that we are blessed to be able to have.

>>31072493

>>31072559
90% are gelded before they put on stallion features and look like mares.
Celestia selects the remaining 10% and they stud around town as one of their extra duties.

>>31072591

>>31072590
What if there is nothing to explore.

>>31072582
Alas, I did not save it. But switch out Pinkie with Freddie from Cromartie High.

>>31072572
You can't stop the spaceship of imagination.

Not even with the Millennium Falcon

>>31072559
I think baby ponies fall out of a magic mirror or something

>>31072589
Those poor bees.

>>31072600

the shallowness of such a gene pool would definitely explain ponies like pinkie pie

>>31072607
you mean freddie mercury

House: It's not cancer.
Me : No, yes it is.

>>31072610
>Enterprise
Oh yes you can.

>>31072591
Aww! I love it, Fluffy!

>>31072600
Okay, dare I ask, but what the Hell kind of wish-fulfilment impregnation erotica story is this coming from? This is two steps from being Adventures of Ten Inch or Ad Aspera Astra.

>>31072559
>clearly gay
nigga please

>>31072628
I don't think you're a medical expert.

>>31072515

>Tought =/= TAUGHT

Well, you got me there. I got nothing. I suck a spelling, even at this point in my life.

>fat yeast-loaf ham beasts
now you're just being mean. Wrong, but mean.

>>31072241

Fucking horses, they dont even EAT CANDY!!!

>>31072606
Look deeper. Carve a new path. Go where no man has gone before!

>>31072627
They're sorta the same. Though his other half, Mr. Mercury, lives elsewhere.

>>31072615
This is the can, sir, that is killing bee.

>>31072540

When they told me my Health Insurance premium was going to be $287 a month, I told them to get fucked.

I then had $287 with which to get an even nicer place to live.

Shit guys, check this out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOOA0xpG640

All the colts in Ponyville have feminine snouts.

The only masculine colts we've seen were these assholes.

>>31072647

What does that prove aside from the existence of pony fag hags?

>>31072657
If only she was loved and lived with someone to help her in such a situation, instead of dying ALONE and UNLOVED

>>31072663
Like where?

Space?
Hah, you have to be fucking lucky to go there.
The oceanic depths?
Good luck again.

Personal hobbies?
Everything has been done.

>>31072687

She can "scoot scoot" with AJ, who will suffer the same fate.

>>31072615

Eggs and omelets, I'm afraid.

Princess Celestia needs more meat for the grinder.

So any more requests?

>>31072685
???

>>31072687

Yeah that shits pretty lame...

>>31072715
Pinkie Pie tests a brand new batch of sneezing powder on an unsuspecting public.

As it turns out, it's Taste of Ponyville and there are some extremely important guests ...

>>31072715

Make the emptiness go away?

>>31072729
I save everything.

>>31072729

jesus christ how horrifying

>>31072735
>>31072735
>>31072735
this
please this

>>31072715

how about pinkie pie as protoman?

>>31072559
I'm pretty sure that the issue of pony sexuality is never explored.

>>31072693
>Personal hobbies?
>Everything has been done.

How do you know if you havent even tried?

Paint a mural on a clock tower. Read to a blind person. Teach a dog to do a back flip!

Find something you love and never stop

>>31072693
Fucking hell, Fluttershy you're such a downer.

>>31072729
Feliz dia de los muertos

>>31072504
>>31072504
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire fire off the should of Orion. I've watched C-beams glitter in the dark near Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

I could have sworn I had a ponified bladerunner picture, but I guess I don't.

>>31072715
Write a Snips and Snails story in which they are both likeable characters.

If you want a challenge that is.

But seriously do it, please.

>>31072670

Yeah, I want to do that to, but I can't. Enjoy it, and save some so when you do get old, you have the money to live.
>Current Health System
>If you are healthy don't get sick
>If you are sick, die quickly
What a wonderful country we live in.

>>31072729

>>31072755
Nothing interests me.
Help.
>>31072760
I want to change

>>31072761
Day of the Dead isn't for another 3.5 hours here.

I have the most normal of erections.

>>31072749

At least not in canon.

But this fic does a pretty good job:
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/1983/1/The-Birds-and-the-Bees/The-Birds-and-the-Bees

>>31072518
Ask her what she's doing out here.

I think i'm the only one playing, you might want to hold off for some other time.

I'm bored. I am not good at this.

>>31072672
that was pretty sad

>>31072765
Also this one one time, umm, I saw this bug


and it was HUGE!

>>31072765
>dat fucking quote

>>31072729
This picture is going >NYUK NYUK NYUK at me.

>>31072781
It's all part of growing. Not up, but just growing as a person. Look at Malcolm X, he went from a violent soul to someone more along the lines of MLKj before he was killed.

So where is that faggot writing that AJXRarity bondage fic?

>>31072802
neither

>>31072816
Speaking of which, we need a Malcom X pony.

>>31072788
JJ the brand would only be backward if you were looking at it head-on. Now it just doesn't make any sense.

>>31072765

Well, mine will be gone like eggs off a hooker's stomach.

>>31072816
I don't want to be a 40 year old working at a convenience store

I'm already so old and I still don't know anything that I'd like, or anyone that could help

>>31072840

>>31072802
is the pony still a pony or a human version of that pony?

Woah sure is meta in here tonight. You guys depressed or what

>>31072802
second option please :3

>>31072851
Then kill yourself. You've already clearly given up.

>>31072781
Nothing?

What about stories? Countless media of every kind! Millennium of adventure and drama and comedy!

Food? Recipes of every kind from all over the word, a billion more just waiting to be discovered!

Nature? Animals and plants, of every shape and size and twice again! Bugs that can live in ice, worms that can live in fire!

These are just examples, theres so much more!

>>31072877
it's been fun

>>31072851
Focus on what you really like and enjoy. Go to a community collage and attend the classes that focus on those things you like. Get active, join clubs and join up for community help. Meet other people. Put yourself out there.

Nothing ventured, nothing gained.

>>31072843
Drawing ruined forever.

>>31072851

Did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?

>>31072843
clearly it is a hyperdimensional branding iron, putting brands on time and space

>>31072746

Never quite sure how Pinkie's mane works. But I shall try!

>>31072766
I'm actually doing draw requests tonight...but that is an interesting idea...

>>31072802
Can I pick neither?

>>31072239

I wouldn't rape her, I'd love her tenderly. Pic related.
And yes it's female.

>>31072905
Where's the fun in that?

>>31072884

Son, at the very least, you've got ponies to look forward to.

Stay for the new episodes. Things'll click into place afterwards.

>>31072884

he's ... not going to do it is he?
.... damn ... oh well, not like I can stop him now ...

>>31072915
Hey can you post that pic of Luna Spiderbro?

>>31072921
>>31072918

bang
suicide is stupid

>>31072905

I'd choose BUZZ LIGHTYEAR

>>31072901
>I'm actually doing draw requests tonight

Oh, okay.

Draw the most obscure character you can think of with the least fanart.

New thread, ITT motivation.

>>31072937
I aint cleaning out his butt every night or chewing his food

>>31072930
The one of just the spider or her body is spiders?
also image limit.

New thread, pl0x

>>31072950

"You're the best, around
"Nothing's gonna ever bring you down..."

>>31072969
JUst the spider.

>>31072976
except fluttershy

>>31072802
> choose
Nnnnnnah, I'd rather just stay human and pet-free. I think living with a pony or around ponies would drive me up a damn wall.

>>31072993

Fluttershy is most likely pony to kill herself.

>>31072993

You sure about that?

'Cuz I've got a sketch of Fluttershy snuggling J. Jonah Jameson that says otherwise.

>>31072983
Again, image limit.

>>31072802
B.

>>31072715
Pregnant fluttershy

>>31073011
Say, didnt you have a competition with NTSTS?

>>31073064

>>31073064

>>31073064

>>31073064

>>31073064

>>31073064
new thread

>>31073171

You're reluctant to take your eyes off the trail, since you have to watch out for monster and potholes that might tip the wagon over. The trip home is silent anyways; you think everyone's still miffed about having to call it a night so early.

You finally make it to the forest's edge, and can finally see the rest of Ponyville. You start to say, “We're finally back,” but your mouth feels funny, almost like it's it's full of something. You turn to ask your friends if you have a swollen lip, but they gasp and get a scared look on their faces.

“Scootaloo,” Applebloom says, “When did you get fangs?”

Curiously, you bring your hoof up to your teeth, only to confirm that you have two new pointy chompers. This isn't good, especially since that uncomfortable feeling from earlier is just now beginning to become noticeable. Oh dear.

What do you do?

>>31073288

I suggest we PANIC!

>>31073288
Give in to the thirst, feast on their lifeforce.

Or, you know, keep your mouth closed around other ponies until we can find Twilight.

>>31073314

Though your first reaction is to PANIC! This would probably make everything worse. Panic anyway?

>>31073288
Tell the girls to get out and head home. Once they are one their way we should get to Twilight's place, or maybe Zecora would know what to do?

>>31073336
Let's not panic yet.

>>31073333

It's very late at night, so you don't assume that you'll run into many ponies on the way to the library. This also means that Twilight is sleeping, and she'll probably get mad at you all for doing something so dangerous (as well as creating a mess of yourself).

Applebloom reminds you that you are Cutie Mark Crusaders, and they can do anything! Maybe if you get that book, it might have some more information. Applebloom says that time is of the essence and that you should sneak in and get it, while Sweetie is tired and thinks that you should wait until morning and check it out normally so you won't arouse suspicion.

You're the one with the problem, what do YOU want?

>>31073444
We should probably wake up Twilight, we don't want to end up with an Ancient Curse Victim Cutie Mark.

>>31073483
second

>>31073444
Aight, well, lets head to the library first, Sweetie can suck it up for now, everyone complained about it ending early anyway. Try and sneak in and get a look at the book without waking her up, if it turns out harmless, or at least not quickly harmful, we can put off waking her up.

Besides, CUTIE MARK CRUSADER HOME INVADERS

>>31073483

You decide that this "thing" is far beyond your understanding and that being grounded would be far better than turning into some bloodsucking freak of nature. Applebloom and Sweetie Belle exchange looks of worry, but they agree to stand by you whatever happens.

You walk to the library. The streets are deserted, you you don't have to worry about hiding you little "friends."

You reach the library. None of the lights are on. Bang on the door, yes or no?

>>31073594
Yes.

>>31073594
bang on that door and scream for twilight

>>31073530

Just so everyone knows, sleeping does not equal ending for the night. If we go to sleep, then it'll just mean that the next response will take place during the day.

Quick question: Is our snout wolflike or vampiric?

>>31073594

You bang on the door repeatedly. After what seems like an eternity, one of the upper windows lights up. Not long after, Twilight opens the door with a groggy look on her face. "Girls? What are you doing up so late?"

Before she can say anything else, you leap up next to Twilight and yell, "TWILIGHT OKAY SO WE WERE JUST LOOKING FOR OUR CUTIE MARKS AND FOUND A MAP TO SOME TREASURE IN THE EVERFREE FOREST BUT THE TREASURE WAS BOOBY TRAPPED AND ENDED UP SWALLOWING IT AND NOW I'M A VAMPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE!!!! PLEASE HELP ME!"

Twilight seems shocked, especially after she looks down at your mouth. Her concerned face slowly gives way to anger. "GIRLS! You're not supposed to go into the Everfree Forest this late at night! It's dangerous, and now look what happened! Ugh, I already had a lot of work to do tomorrow, and now I have to fix YOUR problem. Listen, it's late, and it'll be morning soon. Applebloom, Sweetie Belle, go home. I'll be talking with your sisters tomorrow. As for you, you're staying here so I don't have to find you in the morning."

You can see Spike entering the main hall from upstairs. "Twilight, what's going on?"

"Spike, we're having a guest tonight. Get the spare basket ready, would you?"

You look back, and Sweetie Belle and Applebloom seemed pissed at you, but turn and go on their way. Twilight beckons you to come inside.

>>31073870
Let's go inside.

>>31073870
==>

>>31073896
>>31073914

You go inside and follow Twilight upstairs. You see a big bed, a small yet cozy basket, and Spike preparing another smaller yet seemingly less comfortable one in a corner of the room. Twilight tells you that you're going to sleep there tonight. You lie on the bed as Spike and Twilight try to get comfortable again. Though the room is peaceful, you're almost worried sick.

>>31074041
Let try and go to sleep.

>>31074041

Try to sleep.