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    208 KB MLP General Klondike !KrOUnyN/JM 10/31/11(Mon)01:36 No.31047369  
    why you do that we were talking about ponies
    >> Winston 10/31/11(Mon)01:37 No.31047388
    My god I'm a leightweight. Three beers in and I'm already tipsy. (Or at least I think so)

    I need to drink more.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)01:37 No.31047390
    >marker gets posted
    >thread immediately 404s

    in before anonymous makes a thread and posts the marker in it
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)01:37 No.31047396
    lol 404
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)01:37 No.31047404
    Quick, marker it before the faggots get to it.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)01:38 No.31047412
    Klondike is there a story behind the OP
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)01:38 No.31047419
    >>31047404
    >404
    My post is even a warning.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)01:38 No.31047432
    THINGS THAT DON'T BELONG IN THIS THREAD:

    >Stupid jizz memes
    >Fetish bullshit
    >Ponies named Carrot Top

    THINGS THAT BELONG IN THIS THREAD:
    >Lamenting over the episode delay
    >Ponies named Lyra
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)01:38 No.31047442
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    HA HA, TIME FOR CUPCAKES!!
    >> Lether Rebel 10/31/11(Mon)01:39 No.31047444
    >>31047430
    Huh. Strange.
    >> Deafdefiler !bll4ybGPow 10/31/11(Mon)01:39 No.31047453
    >>31047430
    Oh hey, or not. Hooray.

    >>31047444
    I know, right?
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)01:39 No.31047456
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    >>31047442
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)01:39 No.31047457
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    Can anybody link me to a good Doctor Whooves fanfic?

    I already read Number 12, and I'm concerned that may be the only one out there.

    it made me hunger

    FOR MORE
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)01:39 No.31047459
    >>31047432
    >Ponies name Carrot Top

    getthefuckoutofhere
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    >>31047432
    >Lyra

    I approve of this post.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)01:40 No.31047479
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    >>31047456
    >> Klondike 10/31/11(Mon)01:40 No.31047480
    >>31047412
    Story?
    Its Twist and Tiara grown up
    I don't know. I was kind of thinking that Tiara grows up learning how to strive without living in the lap of luxury (her parents cut her off) so that's why I made her looking tired.
    >> ‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮Praetor Lillifag‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬ 10/31/11(Mon)01:40 No.31047487
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    >>31047432
    You forgot reasonably talking about the show without bitching, but then again, what's the fun in that?
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)01:40 No.31047495
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    >>31047479
    >> TheBlueb, Eater of Dishes 10/31/11(Mon)01:40 No.31047499
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    Thread needs more Spike x Sweetie Belle.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)01:41 No.31047516
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    >doesn't post the marker after deleting a thread

    What an amateur
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)01:41 No.31047518
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    >>31047495

    Last one for now...

    ... but RAINBOW DASH IS NEXT!! BWHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHHAHHHhhhhhh, I'm tired.
    >> Klondike 10/31/11(Mon)01:41 No.31047521
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    Reposting cause i want attentio- UH I MEAN...
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)01:42 No.31047535
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    Since it's night crew time, I'm gonna repost some cosplay pics that I posted earlier. Got these during London Comicon this weekend. There was only one girl in a passable Rainbow Dash costume, much to my dismay. The guy in this picture is one of the better ones I saw, take of that what you will.
    >> Jailbait 10/31/11(Mon)01:42 No.31047537
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    >>31047521
    >he didn't fix the horn/futa
    >> Winston 10/31/11(Mon)01:43 No.31047548
    Umm guys, I have a problem

    How can I stop being a fucking leightweight? My lips are beginning to go numb, and I've only had three beers.

    Even I can tell you that is goddamn pitiful.


    i just wish I had more beer.
    >> Klondike 10/31/11(Mon)01:43 No.31047565
    >>31047537
    I don't feel like it Jailbait now drop the soap so I can ride you like a pony quite literally and nonsexually. Piggy back rides are my fetish
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)01:44 No.31047570
    >>31047548
    Draw us some ponies you pitiful lightweight
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)01:44 No.31047579
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    >>31047432
    >Ponies named Lyra

    And their big Bonbons.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)01:44 No.31047585
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    >>31047535
    Chunk from The Goonies cosplaying Braeburn with his hot sister
    and some girl wearing a wig

    >>31047548
    Drink more. It's like practicing!
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)01:44 No.31047586
    >>31047535

    A happy Scootaloo.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)01:44 No.31047588
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    >>31047518
    Reaction image/10

    This isn't so bad. I liked Pinkies and Twilights reaction. Fluttershy fainting anyway was pretty funny
    >> Dr. Freeze !DATsUN95Vk 10/31/11(Mon)01:44 No.31047590
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    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)01:45 No.31047595
    >>31047548
    >buy a bottle of Jim Bean
    >drink some soda, drink some Jim, and then finish with soda
    >repeat a couple times
    Grates, you are now drunk.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)01:45 No.31047597
    >>31047479
    Holy shit applejack can READ?
    >> Winston 10/31/11(Mon)01:45 No.31047603
    >>31047585
    but im all ooooooouuut


    at least I can still do the capcha
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)01:45 No.31047606
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    >A thread with no Scootaloo.
    Fuck you guys
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)01:45 No.31047607
    >>31047518
    who would enjoy the cupcake fanfic?
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)01:46 No.31047621
    >>31047537
    Draw those two bitches kissing.

    Nothing else, just kissing. Like they're "practicing" as kids often do.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)01:46 No.31047625
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    >>31047585
    Real Fluttershy fans have fucking tattoos, you don't even know man. Shit's off the wall.

    >>31047590
    what the fuck am I looking at
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)01:46 No.31047626
    >>31047606
    She gets a thread everyday, quit your bitching.

    It's Lyra time.

    >inb4 NO LYRA NO
    >> TheBlueb, Eater of Dishes 10/31/11(Mon)01:46 No.31047628
    >>31047590
    The drawing is strange and yet...
    >dat wet, straight haired rarity.
    Why couldn't it have been humanized?
    >> Ken D. Blackwell !PAGANm/9Uk 10/31/11(Mon)01:46 No.31047632
    >>31047607

    Well, it's obvious none of the Ponies are.
    >> !zgDiSCoRD. 10/31/11(Mon)01:46 No.31047635
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    I wrote something. Now no one can say I don't contribute. Hope you enjoy it.

    You came in the front door, having just gotten home from work. You walked into your bedroom to find...just the most heartwarming scene you could imagine. Pinkie Pie, visiting your humble abode in the ether, had managed to tire herself out during the course of the day and had fallen asleep atop the twin-sized guest bed(s). Her middle rose and fell gently as she breathed in and out, and her head was tilted to the side against her foreleg. She had an almost-imperceptible smile on her face; knowing her, she was evidently dreaming about friends, parties, or her friends at a party. You smile and sigh warmly, stepping softly across the room and gently lowering yourself so that you can rest your head and your right arm on top of the comforter, mere inches from Pinkie's slumbering visage. She stirs and you freeze, but she doesn't seem to wake up. You're content to simply sit there and watch her, unmoving, knowing that moments like this--where she was peaceful and quiet--were far and few inbetween.

    You're startled somewhat when she suddenly cracks an eye open, an unfocused, bleary eye peeking at you from beneath. She closes her eye, then raises a hoof and gently rubs it.

    "Mmn...I didn't hear you come in," she says in the softest, most beautiful voice. You touch a finger to her lips, hushing her as you gently take her hoof in hand and lay it down on the bed where it was, her velvety, pink coat tickling your lips as you kiss her forehead.

    "Go back to sleep," you whisper, and she quietly hums as she settles back down, closing her eyes and falling back asleep almost as soon as she ceased moving. You glance back at her one more time, burning the view into your mind for later before closing the bedroom door with a quiet 'click'.
    >> Winston 10/31/11(Mon)01:47 No.31047640
    >>31047570
    but im a writefag. fine. tell me something relativesly specific to mspaint for you
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)01:47 No.31047645
    >>31047585
    >your hot older sister will never take you cosplaying when you're a little kid
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)01:47 No.31047651
    >>31047585
    Looks like Braeburn ate the Sherriff
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)01:47 No.31047656
    >>31047621
    Failing that I'll take a story.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)01:48 No.31047662
    >>31047607
    >>31047632
    Starscream, think about it
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)01:48 No.31047663
    >>31047607
    Angel Bunny.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)01:48 No.31047668
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    >>31047625
    The guy here was pretty loud about pony memes but the girls were alright about it.
    >> Dr. Freeze !DATsUN95Vk 10/31/11(Mon)01:48 No.31047676
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    >>31047628
    I agree! Humanized is best.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)01:48 No.31047681
    What is that cupcake book thing about anyway?
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)01:49 No.31047685
    >>31047640
    write me something with royal guard pony and lunar guard pony then.
    >> Ken D. Blackwell !PAGANm/9Uk 10/31/11(Mon)01:49 No.31047686
    >>31047662

    Oh yeah. Starscream, of course. Dash ate him, didn't she?
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)01:49 No.31047702
    >>31047635
    I greatly enjoy these nonsexual stories.
    >> Ken D. Blackwell !PAGANm/9Uk 10/31/11(Mon)01:49 No.31047703
    >>31047681

    "Cupcakes" is basically "Agony In Pink" with Ponies.
    >> ‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮Praetor Lillifag‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬ 10/31/11(Mon)01:50 No.31047715
    >>31047681
    The true depth of the depravity of humanity and all that crap.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)01:50 No.31047717
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    >>31047668
    A short intermission, I like to think these guys were ignored all day because it gives me an unjustified feeling of superiority.

    >>31047606
    Enjoy your single Scootaloo cosplayer, at least she was pretty cute.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)01:50 No.31047718
    >>31047668
    This shit right here?
    This makes me want to punch my friends in the face whenever they get all "OHMIGAWD ANON! YOU SHOULD TOTALLY DO PONY COSPLAY WITH US! HERP CAN BE RARITY! AND DERP WITH BE APPLEJACK! AND YOU CAN BE OUR BIG MAC!"

    I want nothing to do with that particular brand of social retardation.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)01:50 No.31047722
    >>31047686
    yeah I think it would be ironic if when Dash reads it he shows up and yells "how do you like it!?"
    >> TheBlueb, Eater of Dishes 10/31/11(Mon)01:50 No.31047723
    >>31047686
    Yes and now he gets his revenge by traveling to her vaginal walls and caasing orgasms at the most inappropriate times.
    Did I really just type that? What the fuck is wrong with me?
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)01:50 No.31047732
    >>31047681
    Pinkie Pie discovers that Cupcakes taste better with some flavor added from minced ponies.
    She minces Rainbow Dash.
    It's gory and terribly written.
    The end.
    >> Dr. Freeze !DATsUN95Vk 10/31/11(Mon)01:51 No.31047735
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    >>31047685
    >> Ken D. Blackwell !PAGANm/9Uk 10/31/11(Mon)01:51 No.31047739
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    >>31047723
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)01:51 No.31047743
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    >>31047723
    you ship Dashscream......
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)01:51 No.31047746
    >>31047732
    And I jizzed right then and there
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)01:51 No.31047753
    >>31047703
    I don't follow.

    >>31047715
    Eh? So it's like a horror fanfic or something?
    >> Winston 10/31/11(Mon)01:52 No.31047775
    >>31047685
    I WILL TRY

    but in my unfocused state it will likely be just a short, most likely unfunny conversation.

    also headcaon states that the lunar guards we see in luna eclipsed were actually in costume and are probably palette swaps of regular guards. When you throw that in well... Things get rather boring.
    >> Klondike 10/31/11(Mon)01:52 No.31047778
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    >>31047685
    >> !zgDiSCoRD. 10/31/11(Mon)01:53 No.31047782
    >>31047753
    To quote EQD, it's "GRIMDARK AS FUCK."
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)01:53 No.31047783
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    >>31047717
    I can't tell if this girl was supposed to be Luna or someone else due to the lack of head accessories but let's just go with Luna. Unfortunately, I didn't do her friend's face much justice in this pic.

    >>31047718
    Nothing wrong with doing a group cosplay with friends bro. Just don't be an outrageous faggot and shout EPIC BROHOOF or some shit
    >> Dr. Freeze !DATsUN95Vk 10/31/11(Mon)01:53 No.31047784
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    >> Ken D. Blackwell !PAGANm/9Uk 10/31/11(Mon)01:53 No.31047790
    >>31047753

    KNOWYOURMEME.COM TO THE RESCUE!

    http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/cupcakes-my-little-pony-fanfiction

    And Agony in Pink, too...

    http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/agony-in-pink
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)01:53 No.31047792
    Guys I've got some bad news.

    http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/10/Tabitha-St-Germaine-Replacement-For-Season-3.html
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)01:53 No.31047797
    >>31047732
    Oooooooookay forget I asked.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)01:53 No.31047802
    >>31047753
    http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/cupcakes-my-little-pony-fanfiction#.Tq434z-9hQI
    >> Klondike 10/31/11(Mon)01:54 No.31047803
    >>31047757
    LOOK


    YOU HAVE HOOVES
    THAT MEANS YOU MOST LIKELY WALK ON ALL FOURS RIGHT

    IF YOU HAVE BREAST THERE..WHILE YOU'RE WALKING LIKE THAT.. THEY WOULD GET IN THE WAY
    >> TheBlueb, Eater of Dishes 10/31/11(Mon)01:54 No.31047805
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    >>31047757
    >TITS
    Why?
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)01:54 No.31047814
    >>31047753
    i've seen some shit in six years on 4chan, and cupcakes made me physically ill. very graphic descriptions.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)01:54 No.31047818
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    >>31047792
    My heart skipped a beat.
    >> ‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮Praetor Lillifag‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬ 10/31/11(Mon)01:54 No.31047820
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    >>31047753
    Yes, but mostly it's just bad.

    Now, give me five random nouns.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)01:54 No.31047825
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    >>31047783
    One word: Buttershy.

    Long distance shot because fuck if I'm abandoning my path just to ask for a picture of a bad cosplay when it's not even "bad but you can laugh at it" tier.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)01:55 No.31047833
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    >>31047797
    Asked what
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)01:55 No.31047838
    >>31047814
    >i've seen some shit in six years on /b/

    ftfy.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)01:55 No.31047839
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    >>31047590
    >"Twilight said your well overdue"
    >said your well
    >your
    >> MIGHTY ROOGNA, SUPER Manly Greatsword Wielder the Obnoxiously Long-MANED(Named) !rBNVyANGRY!!WN/xeQtBCUr 10/31/11(Mon)01:55 No.31047843
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    MAN FUCK, THAT WAS THE IMAGE I WAS GOING TO POST BEFORE BED
    WHATEVER
    >> Ken D. Blackwell !PAGANm/9Uk 10/31/11(Mon)01:55 No.31047846
    >>31047820

    Bacon gerbil monkey Drano cantelope.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)01:55 No.31047849
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    >>31047814
    >cupcakes made me physically ill
    YOU HAVE SEEN NO SUCH SHIT ON 4chan. I read it before I even started coming here, and I just laughed. But then again, I am the king of sick fuckery.
    >> Winston 10/31/11(Mon)01:55 No.31047853
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    >>31047792
    HA
    >> Dr. Freeze !DATsUN95Vk 10/31/11(Mon)01:56 No.31047857
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    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)01:56 No.31047864
    >>31047820
    Only if you tell me why your posts are so fucked up.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)01:56 No.31047867
    Question. What's the deal with people portraying Princess Celestia as some kind of trolling fillyphile rapist? She seems okay in the serious. Yes I just finished all of season 1 and caught up with season 2 so I have few questions.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)01:56 No.31047873
    >>31047814
    I posted it in a /b/ pony thread back before Grimdark was a big thing. Several of them flipped their shit.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)01:56 No.31047877
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    >>31047825
    I did like this trio. I can't remember what Fluttershy has on her head though. You can pretend it's a bird nest or some shit.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)01:56 No.31047879
    >>31047849
    and here comes the jaded internet tough guy.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)01:57 No.31047883
    >>31047849
    i can stomach pictures and gifs normally don't last that long
    cupcakes draws it out, the descriptions just go ON AND ON. that did it for me.
    >> Klondike 10/31/11(Mon)01:57 No.31047885
    >Im still up.


    Okay goodnight guys
    >> MIGHTY ROOGNA, SUPER Manly Greatsword Wielder the Obnoxiously Long-MANED(Named) !rBNVyANGRY!!WN/xeQtBCUr 10/31/11(Mon)01:57 No.31047886
    >>31047843
    Welp, the post was deleted and I managed to forget to link it anyway.
    >> Jailbait 10/31/11(Mon)01:57 No.31047891
    >>31047867
    Because fanon
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 10/31/11(Mon)01:57 No.31047893
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    >>31047825

    Did somebody say Buttershy?
    >> Dr. Freeze !DATsUN95Vk 10/31/11(Mon)01:58 No.31047915
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    >>31047893
    >Buttershy
    >Not blubbershy
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)01:58 No.31047918
    >>31047885
    NO KLONDIKE. NOT YET. WAIT A SECOND
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 10/31/11(Mon)01:58 No.31047919
    >>31047849

    Oh yeah? Have you ever read Sweet Apple Massacre?
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)01:58 No.31047920
    >>31047743

    So remember kids, next time someone says

    >>31047662
    >Starscream, think about it

    Don't.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)01:59 No.31047933
    >>31047867
    It's because words like Trollestia and Molestia are fun to say. Try it.
    >> Klondike 10/31/11(Mon)01:59 No.31047936
    >>31047918
    WHAT?!
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 10/31/11(Mon)01:59 No.31047937
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    >>31047915

    ...I like my better.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)01:59 No.31047941
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    >>31047877
    These cosplays are getting hard to stomach, man.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)01:59 No.31047944
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    >>31047877
    Promise me you're not like this guy, /co/.
    >> Winston 10/31/11(Mon)01:59 No.31047946
    Tick. Tock.

    Tick. Tock.

    Tock. Tick.

    BRAAAAAAAAAUNGH.

    The guardspony sighed as the long-awaited bell signaled the change from day shift to night shift, and the ganging of the guard that accompanied it. He was tired, and more than ready to turn in after yet another day of boring, repetitive *nothing* that is so common for somepony guarding the castle.

    Fuck it, I'm bored. I;m gonna go play videogames before the alcohol works it way out of my system.
    >> Ken D. Blackwell !PAGANm/9Uk 10/31/11(Mon)01:59 No.31047949
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    >>31047920

    Oh, what has Death Battle wrought.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)01:59 No.31047950
    Show discussion time!

    The Luna episode may or may not have retconned several things from the pilot.

    First, that statue. They offer it candy, and it appears the be a tradition. Yet the statue appears to be on-model. Is it new, or was it made a thousand years ago? By the royal sculptor upon Nightmare Moon's usurpation of the diarchy?

    Second, Nightmare Night itself. How long has Nightmare Night been around? Is it a tradition only in the part of the world where Ponyville and Canterlot are, or was Pip just too young to participate in Trottingham's Nightmare Night? Is there an ocean between Trottingham and the Greater Canterlot Agricultural Area?

    Third, if we assume Nightmare Night existed, and the statue was there, and all the mares and stallions of Ponyville have offered it candy at least three years during their foalhood, how come only the out-of-towner recognized Nightmare Moon?

    I'm guessing the statue is new, created by a sculptor who attended the thousandth year of the Summer Sun celebration in Ponyville. It may, however, have replaced an older, more stylized statue (perhaps in the style of the book in the pilot's opening).
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:00 No.31047960
    >>31047883
    But it's not even well written. The reactions and things the characters say in it don't seem in character. The puns were pretty good, though.
    >> TheBlueb, Eater of Dishes 10/31/11(Mon)02:00 No.31047961
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    >People feeling anything other than apathy to Cupcakes.
    It was mediocre at best. And it was just a gorefic. nothing more nothing less. I felt NOTHING to that fic.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:00 No.31047967
    >>31047818
    Mine too. Then I insisted to myself it had to be a troll.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:00 No.31047976
    >>31047919
    No. What's so special about it?
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:01 No.31047984
    >>31047933
    Ah I see. Also, are there no awesome fanart of Spike? I mean I see some really good fanart with Celestia VS Nightmare Moon and such but none of Spike in his current form or future form.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:01 No.31047987
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    >>31047915
    >> Dr. Freeze !DATsUN95Vk 10/31/11(Mon)02:01 No.31047992
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    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 10/31/11(Mon)02:01 No.31047999
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    >>31047933

    I've come up with a new one, myself. What do I call it, Kiff?
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:01 No.31048000
    >>31047879

    It's not so hard, the trick is to develop a sort of removed perception that allows you to identify horrible shit without fully perceiving it. It makes you immune to any image-based trolling.

    Don't get cocky, though. I recently clicked on some images I knew were trolling, and boy did it get to me.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:01 No.31048005
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    alrite dunkasses
    tel me WHY i shuld start watchnig this dunkass show for conksuck fajjots
    and plx to be say WHY you is started watched shou????
    lol and btw shitheds i have a DEMONID so eye can get the shou if i ned two one i made desisun.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:02 No.31048011
    >>31047999
    hnnnnnhhhh.... sex... lestia, sir
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:02 No.31048016
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    >>31047936
    I was going to finish this but then you had to go and start going to sleep. So whatever.
    >> Dr. Freeze !DATsUN95Vk 10/31/11(Mon)02:02 No.31048017
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    >>31047999
    >>31047999
    Oh jesus christ. That luna.

    it's like tiny tim
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:02 No.31048025
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    >>31047999

    *sigh*

    Sexlestia.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:03 No.31048026
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    >>31047984
    Would this work for you?
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:03 No.31048032
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    >>31047999
    Dude I was about to post that and you beat me to it

    so have some Phoenix mirror match instead

    >>31047941
    hahahaha I didn't even get pictures of the worst ones you have no idea bro
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:03 No.31048033
    >>31047944
    oh my god.

    That's all I can think to say, just...oh-my-god.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:03 No.31048040
    >>31047987
    Then she poofs away back to her library

    What a crack up
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:03 No.31048048
    >>31048017
    That's Twilight.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:04 No.31048050
    >>31048026
    Oh god my eyes. What the hell did I ever do to you?!
    >> Klondike 10/31/11(Mon)02:05 No.31048080
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    >>31048016
    saved just cause.

    Thank you! K night!
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:05 No.31048083
    http://askkenbroathheathspike.tumblr.com/
    G3 Spike ask blog.

    ...somebody tell this guy his blog doesn't actually have an ask button. I see potential.
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 10/31/11(Mon)02:05 No.31048086
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    >>31047976

    Just... just go read it.
    >> Deafdefiler !bll4ybGPow 10/31/11(Mon)02:06 No.31048113
    >>31048080
    cause =/= because.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:06 No.31048122
    >>31047867
    The pilot episode featured the princess sending her student to some hick town instead of discussing the prophecy with her. Then it turns out that was her plan all along, and she was counting on the student to save the frikkin' world, but didn't tell her that.

    Of course, now we know Celestia probably didn't tell Twilight she had to save the world because (1) she would have freaked out and choked up and failed, and (2) she needed to make real friends for the plan to succeed but she probably would have just given the Elements to five random ponies and told them to wish really hard or something and fail.

    But Celestia also trolled Fluttershy by parading her dying phoenix before the devout animal-lover, then leaving the cage unattended.

    She also sent only two tickets to the Gala, even though she knew the six of them had saved the whole world.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:08 No.31048157
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    >>31048133
    I don't like this.
    I do not wish for Scootaloo and the other two to be raped and/or killed.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:09 No.31048161
    >>31047960
    It's the total disassociation Pinkie has with the morality of KILLING HER BEST FRIEND. Not only is she not sad Pinkamina, she's totally bubbly and happy that she's killing Rainbow Dash.

    The way it's done is doubly horrifying because anyone's number could have come up, and the numbers are NEVER explained. It could have been her own sister, and she would have been, "Oh well, time to go kill Inky."
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 10/31/11(Mon)02:09 No.31048168
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    >>31048122

    To say nothing of the fact that the magic of friendship letters were orchestrated so Celestia would have something to remind Twilight of her friends after she got Discorded.

    Celestia is Batman-tier schemer.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:10 No.31048185
    >>31048161
    and then you remember it's fanfiction

    and everything is ok
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:11 No.31048199
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    >>31048157
    Well, I am a huge sadist, and I hate the CMC anyway, so I think I will enjoy this story. I'm going to give it a read.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:11 No.31048210
    >>31048025
    I think I just woke my sister snorting with laughter.
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 10/31/11(Mon)02:12 No.31048215
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    >>31048133
    >>31048157

    If you can get through that story, you will have maintained your status as 'Internet Tough Guy'.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:14 No.31048242
    meanwhile homestuck is on another hiatus
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:14 No.31048248
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    >>31048215
    >“Cutie Mark Crusaders rape victims,” Big Macintosh said with tender mockery
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:15 No.31048262
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    >>31048248
    NO.
    STOP.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:15 No.31048265
    >>31048248
    That is horrible

    I feel terrible for laughing
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:16 No.31048276
    >>31048199

    DAMN IT SHUT THE FUCK UP WESLEY!
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:16 No.31048283
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    So what do you guys think about Flutterhsy having the Sharingan?
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:16 No.31048288
    >>31048262
    No, I will continue to post excerpts that I find particularly amusing along with reaction images. Do not try and limit my freedoms.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:17 No.31048297
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    >>31047920
    oh sure Megatron gets shipped with Derpy everyone cheers! Dash gets shipped with Screamer it's all "why has god forsaken us!"
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:17 No.31048301
    >>31048168
    David Xanatos started his fortune with a single ancient coin he sent to himself by manipulating the Illuminati using time travel. He was truly a self-made man. Thus, the Xanatos Plot was named.

    Celestia scattered the true story of Luna's fall in several tomes, hid the Elements of Harmony reference guide in the same hick town near the forest with the old castle. She waited a thousand years to push one unicorn to the brink of insanity to save Equestria not only from her own sister but from the original ruler of their world who they usurped even before that. And she did it all without time travel.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:17 No.31048305
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    Sweet Apple Massacre was a tryhard fic, way worse even than Cupcakes.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:17 No.31048307
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    >>31048288
    This is you.
    You are this bad.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:17 No.31048309
    >>31048288
    SOME QUICK

    TAKE AWAY HIS RIGHT TO DUE PROCESS BEFORE ITS TOO LATE!
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:17 No.31048313
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    >>31048050
    Have this picture as an apology.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:18 No.31048318
    >>31048297
    No one want to ship Dash with a LOSER
    >> Monochromatic, /d/eviant in the /co/urtroom !sBetaRZjoM 10/31/11(Mon)02:18 No.31048322
    >>31048283
    I'd think that Naruto is still a shit series
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:18 No.31048329
    >>31048248
    What would a rape victim cutie mark look like anyway?
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:18 No.31048331
    >>31048297
    I like the sitcom idea we came up with last night.
    >> ‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮Praetor Lillifag‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬ 10/31/11(Mon)02:18 No.31048333
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    >>31048288
    I won't stop you, but I'll post cute Scootaloo to confuse and terrify you.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:19 No.31048342
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    Sweet Apple massacre is reminding me of American Psycho. The book, I mean.
    >> Dr. Freeze !DATsUN95Vk 10/31/11(Mon)02:19 No.31048343
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    Has anyone thought of scootaloo growing up into a beautiful woman, then cougar dash chasing after her?
    >> Monochromatic, /d/eviant in the /co/urtroom !sBetaRZjoM 10/31/11(Mon)02:19 No.31048345
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    Also, I colored this or something
    >> chistery !!vGFyxi9fnOL 10/31/11(Mon)02:19 No.31048354
    >>31048343
    At least twice.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:20 No.31048360
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    >>31048318
    hate. you.
    >>31048331
    sitcom you say?
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:20 No.31048364
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    “Big Macintosh, ya down there?”
    It was Applejack. He looked at the disfigured corpses of the three fillies, all now barely recognisable as the oh-so-sweet Cutie Mark Crusaders, and realised he felt strangely unsatisfied. It had all been a bit too quick and easy. Now Applejack…that would be a challenge. She was Ponyville’s best athlete after all; she even had the Prize Pony of Ponyville trophy to prove it. And, of course, he still hadn’t forgiven her for that injury. He felt his penis stiffen once again in anticipation.
    >He felt his penis stiffen once again in anticipation.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:20 No.31048365
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    >>31048343
    But that would require Dash to be a lesbian.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:21 No.31048376
    >>31048345
    wait are you not inking these!?

    because if not, well....
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:21 No.31048380
    >>31048305
    You want a good sadfic? Fine. You asked for it. Here's a blast from the past:

    Bright Eyes was just a young deliverymare. After dropping off a package in Canterlot's Royal District one evening, she stopped in the local salt lick for a drink.

    One of the royals nudged his buddy. "Hey. Look what just walked in."

    They waited until she left, then followed. They took turns, behind the salt lick. One pinned her wings with magic while the other...

    Then they let her go on her way. Who would believe a derp-eyed mailmare?

    She kept Dinky.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:21 No.31048381
    >>31048345
    Thats adorable
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:21 No.31048382
    >>31048313
    Wow that looks pretty awesome. Reminds me of Guts from Berserk.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:21 No.31048383
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    Ship two of the CMC. One must be the odd man out. Justify your decision.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:21 No.31048388
    >>31048364
    Man, you totally skipped the part where he cuts off Sweeties legs and uses them as dildos.

    Weak shit, bro.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:22 No.31048399
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    >>31048364
    >Now Applejack…that would be a challenge.

    Oh boy, here we go
    >> Deafdefiler !bll4ybGPow 10/31/11(Mon)02:22 No.31048400
    >>31048329
    A red and white puddle.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:22 No.31048404
    >>31048383
    AB/SB

    Justified because Scootaloo hangs herself in season 2.
    >> Dr. Freeze !DATsUN95Vk 10/31/11(Mon)02:22 No.31048406
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    >>31048354
    fuck
    >>31048365
    yeah, i know, you can shake the dyke tree every now and then, but if you do it every day it gets old.
    >>31048345
    I love that. you're good people.
    >> Monochromatic, /d/eviant in the /co/urtroom !sBetaRZjoM 10/31/11(Mon)02:22 No.31048409
    >>31048376
    I could do an inked version real quick, if you'd like
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:22 No.31048410
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    >>31048388
    here you go
    He took one of Sweetie Belle’s detached legs and shoved it inside her ass, and then fucked Apple Bloom and Scootaloo’s bodies the same way, forcing the amputated limb in, hoof-first, as far as it could go. He thought how strange it was that the still lumps of torn flesh that he was fucking with Sweetie Belle’s leg had been so vibrant and alive such a short time ago.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:22 No.31048411
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    >>31048364
    Fuck you guy.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:23 No.31048418
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    >>31048388
    >Man, you totally skipped the part where he cuts off Sweeties legs and uses them as dildos.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:23 No.31048424
    >>31048410
    bwah, i forgot to greentext it
    >> Deafdefiler !bll4ybGPow 10/31/11(Mon)02:23 No.31048431
    >>31048345
    I think that's supposed to be whitespace there, between her right wrist and bicep.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:23 No.31048435
    >>31048409
    Well I dont care as much for the rarity pic, but the applebloom one was my request.
    I'd like that one to be the best it could be
    >> chistery !!vGFyxi9fnOL 10/31/11(Mon)02:24 No.31048445
    >>31048400
    A rumpled old borrowed sweater, stained with tears and streaked with snot.
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 10/31/11(Mon)02:24 No.31048450
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    >>31048364
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:24 No.31048451
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    Fanfiction? Grimdark?
    Uh...
    I'll see you guys later.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:25 No.31048455
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    >>31048410
    >> ‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮Praetor Lillifag‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬ 10/31/11(Mon)02:25 No.31048468
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    >>31048410
    >>31048364
    If you stop, I'll post adorable ponies.

    If you don't, I'll post adorable ponies to terrify and confuse you.

    So stop.
    >> Monochromatic, /d/eviant in the /co/urtroom !sBetaRZjoM 10/31/11(Mon)02:26 No.31048474
    >>31048435
    Noted, and I'm guessing due to the sweater she's in Fluttershy's bosom?

    >>31048431
    well, since her arms are in that certain position, it made since that the arm was visible through the white space, but that's just my interpretation
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:26 No.31048480
    >>31048360
    Starscream lives in her stomach and constantly mocks her, but at the same time tries to improve her diet and helps her when she gets into trouble. Or something, I was tired and not paying much attention.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:26 No.31048483
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    >>31048410

    please...

    continue...
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 10/31/11(Mon)02:27 No.31048490
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    >>31048380

    Hey, I was the one who came up with the "Dinky is the product of Gang Rape" idea!

    ...Unless that was actually a story and I'm just full of shit.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:27 No.31048492
    >>31048468
    I am terrified and confused.

    Cotton candy tail is driving me to the point of insanity.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:27 No.31048495
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    >>31048474
    ....uh, yes?
    If you can't do it I can ask rustydooks to ink/color it
    >> Duplex Fields 10/31/11(Mon)02:27 No.31048496
    Quickfic time, one-post.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:27 No.31048501
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    >>31048468
    I'm done.
    I'm going to go jack off now.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:28 No.31048509
    >>31048480
    >Dash is snacking on some cake or something

    >"EAT MORE GAIN!"
    >> Monochromatic, /d/eviant in the /co/urtroom !sBetaRZjoM 10/31/11(Mon)02:28 No.31048510
    >>31048496
    futanari
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:28 No.31048513
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    >>31048480
    .....was there a theme song? if not calling dibs on the theme to Perfect Strangers!
    >> chistery !!vGFyxi9fnOL 10/31/11(Mon)02:28 No.31048514
    >>31048496
    Twilight can't decide what to put on her sundae.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:28 No.31048515
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    >>31048483
    Read it yourself
    http://harpseal2hasablog.blogspot.com/2011/07/fanfiction-review-sweet-apple-massacre.html
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:28 No.31048516
    >>31048490
    Great minds think in the same gutter, as my dad always says.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:28 No.31048517
    >>31048483
    Man come on if you're gonna try and do them at least change their eye color
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:29 No.31048525
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    Are we doing terrible gore fics tonight?

    http://explicit.ponyfictionarchive.net/viewstory.php?sid=371&warning=9
    >> Duplex Fields 10/31/11(Mon)02:29 No.31048528
    >>31048510
    >futanari
    >>31048514
    >Twilight can't decide what to put on her sundae.

    ...ew.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:30 No.31048537
    >>31048514
    BOOKS!
    >> GenerlIvan !!es8jpwZdntp 10/31/11(Mon)02:30 No.31048542
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    So my girlfriend is going to cosplay as Rarity because I told her she was my favorite pony.

    I'm so fucking lucky to have a girl like her!
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:30 No.31048547
    >>31048528
    you know what to do
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:30 No.31048550
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    >>31048525
    >Human feet
    >> Monochromatic, /d/eviant in the /co/urtroom !sBetaRZjoM 10/31/11(Mon)02:31 No.31048557
    >>31048542
    HEY YOU!

    MAKE MORE VIDEOS!
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 10/31/11(Mon)02:31 No.31048560
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    >>31048516

    Hmm, true.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:31 No.31048574
    >>31048509
    there was one where Dash doesn't make into the Wonder Bolts, gets upset and flies away from her friends, it ends with Starscream telling her about all the times hes failed at over throwing Megatron, they had a d'aww moment
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:31 No.31048576
    >>31048542
    > cosplay
    Dress
    >Halloween
    Not for a 'omg just random cosplay' thing

    It's okay, seriously -- I would kill to fuck a girl who could pass for Human Rarity.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:32 No.31048581
    >>31048509
    I think my favorite part was:

    >Are you ever going to leave me alone and stop criticizing my the food I eat?
    >Are you ever going to stop staring at your friends asses when they bend over?
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:32 No.31048583
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    >>31048550

    FEET YOU SAY?
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:32 No.31048598
    >>31048560
    I really wouldnt trust Derpy to hold a new born no pegesus baby in the clouds
    >> Dr. Freeze !DATsUN95Vk 10/31/11(Mon)02:32 No.31048601
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    WHAT DOES TWILIGHT USE TO FIND A DATE?

    A MATCH BOOK

    WHAT DID BIG MAC GET WHEN HE SAW FLUTTERSHY'S HOT ASS?
    A RAGING HARD PONER
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:33 No.31048605
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    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:33 No.31048615
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    >>31048583

    DELICIOUS PONY FEETS
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:33 No.31048624
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    >>31048583
    This is the guy who just read Sweet Apple Massacre and was unaffected.
    That picture disgusted me.
    You have knocked me from my internet tough guy pedestal.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:33 No.31048625
    >>31048605
    Twilight.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:34 No.31048632
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    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:34 No.31048636
    >>31048574
    The lesson is, failures are failures and nothing will ever change, so don't even try.
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 10/31/11(Mon)02:34 No.31048638
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    >>31048598

    Are you suggesting that Derpy is an unfit parent?!

    Because she is.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:34 No.31048639
    >>31048581
    I liked when he screamed in horror when they used the eliminates of harmony
    >> Dr. Freeze !DATsUN95Vk 10/31/11(Mon)02:34 No.31048646
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    >>31048605
    Pinkie popping out of a cake!

    and she has cake all over her cheeks because she was snacking while she was inside it.

    it's not shipping, but i'd still like to see you draw it.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:35 No.31048650
    >>31048605

    Who is this artist, and where do I find his stuff?
    >> chistery !!vGFyxi9fnOL 10/31/11(Mon)02:35 No.31048652
    >>31048638
    No, man, she looks like she works out.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:35 No.31048657
    >>31048605
    LunaXCelestia
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:35 No.31048658
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    >>31048550
    Feet?
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:35 No.31048662
    >>31048638
    It wouldnt be the first time she dropped something from the sky
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:35 No.31048667
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    Oh hey it's Ivan. Will there possibly be more pony videos?
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:36 No.31048673
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    YUMMY!
    >> Deafdefiler !bll4ybGPow 10/31/11(Mon)02:36 No.31048680
    >>31048474
    Did my best to outline where her shoulder and left bicep are. For that spot to be skin, her left arm would have to be coming out of the bottom of her ribcage.
    >> Deafdefiler !bll4ybGPow 10/31/11(Mon)02:37 No.31048705
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    >>31048680
    >> MIGHTY ROOGNA, SUPER Manly Greatsword Wielder the Obnoxiously Long-MANED(Named) !rBNVyANGRY!!WN/xeQtBCUr 10/31/11(Mon)02:37 No.31048710
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    >Inky Dinky-Donkey
    Oh god my heart
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:38 No.31048726
    >>31048650
    It looks like Ross gained a fan

    His first one
    >> Monochromatic, /d/eviant in the /co/urtroom !sBetaRZjoM 10/31/11(Mon)02:39 No.31048742
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    >>31048705
    without the color right there, it just looks kind of empty

    see?
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:40 No.31048752
    >>31048726
    >where do I find this stuff?
    >I must destroy it.

    I actually like Ross but I couldn't resist.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:40 No.31048756
    >>31048742
    Has anyone drawn Rarity as a Flapper yet?
    >> Dr. Freeze !DATsUN95Vk 10/31/11(Mon)02:40 No.31048758
    >>31048726
    I like ross.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:42 No.31048799
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    Seems GG started his own tumblr in the meantime
    http://tgweaver.tumblr.com/
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:42 No.31048800
    >>31048742
    fill the space by making her boobs bigger
    >> GenerlIvan !!es8jpwZdntp 10/31/11(Mon)02:42 No.31048805
    >>31048667

    Depends.

    The only pony comics I've enjoyed dubbing were by seniorpony on DA but they hardly updates.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:42 No.31048806
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    Where may I find this "Ross" guy's stuff?
    Are you guys just joking around and talking about the Ross from friends?
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:42 No.31048812
    >>31048605
    >>31048625
    I agree, Twilight.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:42 No.31048813
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    >>31048742
    In which case there is a line missing.
    I'm thinking something like this maybe?
    >> Deafdefiler !bll4ybGPow 10/31/11(Mon)02:42 No.31048818
    >>31048742
    Yes, but it's a sensible emptiness in accordance with the position of her shoulder and breast size.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:43 No.31048827
    >>31048813
    Oh god what is that arm ew nasty aaaugughgh
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:43 No.31048829
    Hey /co/, what are your favorite Humans In Equestria (HiE) stories? I've just started giving a few a chance. Colonization and Whiplash. 2 chapters in. Not bad, not great.
    >> Deafdefiler !bll4ybGPow 10/31/11(Mon)02:43 No.31048842
    >>31048813
    My god that just makes the 'arm out of the ribcage' problem even worse.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:44 No.31048848
    Hey guys
    >>>/g/20870404
    >> SB 10/31/11(Mon)02:44 No.31048850
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    >>31048799
    YES.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:44 No.31048864
    >>31048827
    if the coloring was polished up it'd be the best version of it
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:44 No.31048866
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    Guys, hypothetical situation.

    My Little Pony FIM: The movie. Theatrical release

    Your reaction?
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:45 No.31048872
    >>31048742
    That empty space is where her left tit should be.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:45 No.31048873
    >>31048806
    His name is Ross Irving.

    He draws fat people and occasionally cute ponies, but mostly fat people.

    Sometimes the fatties are cute too, but only sometimes.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:45 No.31048878
    >>31048864
    Jesus christ no it wouldn't do you know anything at all about how human beings are shaped?
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:45 No.31048879
    >>31048799
    BOY I WONDER WHAT IT WILL BE ABOUT
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:46 No.31048892
    >>31048866
    Keeping in the Hasbro tradition directed by Micheal Bay
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:46 No.31048902
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    One more before bed guys
    >" Big Macintosh forced open Apple Bloom’s mouth and with some effort cut out her tongue. Apple Bloom tried to scream but her mouth was too full of blood, so it was more of a muted gurgle. After a short while she collapsed, tears streaming from her eyes, falling unconscious from the shock and the pain. Big Macintosh then took the tongue and rolled it in the puddle of putrid vomit on the floor. He smiled at Scootaloo.
    “Ya hungry?”
    No. And I never will be after reading this.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:47 No.31048903
    >>31048873
    I've never saved any of his humanized artwork. It's ugly and unappealing even if it was my request.

    I dont mind when he draws ponies.

    Except theyre all fat as shit 99% of the time
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:48 No.31048930
    >>31048866
    the main cast is killed off and replaced by a new Celebrity voiced characters for the movie! the main shows last season they get the old voice actors to voice the new characters
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:48 No.31048932
    I just marathoned the first 6 episodes. The plots are girlie and childish, but the sight gags are very satisfying. Pinkie Pie is a force of nature.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:48 No.31048937
    >>31048902
    How dose no one hear any of this going on? Especially if AJ is just up stairs?
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:49 No.31048941
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    >>31048866
    >Live action with cg.
    >Two and a half hours of Pinkie making shit jokes and Rarity acting like a sassy black woman.
    >Meanwhile human costar get most of the time and character development.
    >Fluttershy and AppleJack don't even get lines.
    >Starring Jack Black.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:50 No.31048958
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    >>31048902
    I came.
    >> Monochromatic, /d/eviant in the /co/urtroom !sBetaRZjoM 10/31/11(Mon)02:50 No.31048961
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    >>31048842
    >>31048827
    how about this?
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:51 No.31048974
    >>31048941
    >Jack Black.
    Eh, I would watch it.
    >> AGFDC 10/31/11(Mon)02:52 No.31049003
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    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:53 No.31049007
    >>31048961
    We've still got that little bit between her chin and clasped hands.

    Honestly, at this point I think the sketch was just unsalvageable to begin with. It was probably hacked out in five minutes for a request, with no real thought to anatomy.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:53 No.31049010
    >>31048961
    im telling you dude. fill the space with bigger boobs.
    >> Duplex Fields 10/31/11(Mon)02:53 No.31049020
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    >>31048510

    The Enchantress of the Everfree galloped through the fields of night yelling cryptic curses. Fluttershy struggled in her bedsheets, and cried out in her sleep.

    Two fuzzy paws against her face woke her. Angel Bunny was visible in the glow of coming sunrise, looking at her with concern. Fluttershy felt like she had run a mareathon. The scent of sweat was heavy in the room. She smiled. "Thank-"

    She stopped. Angel looked at her, perplexed. "Oh no," she said, in a deep bass voice, "I've been cursed by that wicked Zecora!"

    Angel put his paws on his face in horror.

    She climbed out of bed. "Oh, this is just awful! I simply must tell Twilight about this immediately!" she cried. Then she paused. For a curse, this wasn't so bad. Actually, she sounded quite silly. "I wonder what I sound like when I sing?"

    Running her brush through her mane, she sang to herself, smiling the entire time. It was ridiculous, but she felt invigorated, more confident. She could get used to this. She would take her time heading to the library. But first, nature was calling.

    ---

    "I don't want to talk about it."
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:54 No.31049021
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    >>31048902
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:55 No.31049041
    >>31049003
    whatevilhaveiseenonmycomputerscreen.png
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:55 No.31049042
    >>31049010
    No put goggle eyes on her boobs.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:56 No.31049071
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    >>31049003
    >>31049003
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:57 No.31049090
    >>31048646
    >>31048625

    Seeing as how these are the only two requests so far, I'll go for it. They'll be very quick sketches
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 10/31/11(Mon)02:58 No.31049114
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    You know what my favorite part of this picture is?

    Nyx is a sock.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:58 No.31049117
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    >>31048902
    Kill yourself.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:59 No.31049125
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    >>31048799
    >http://tgweaver.tumblr.com/
    >tgweaver
    >/tg/weaver

    I love this guy so much.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:59 No.31049137
    >>31049114
    You know what my least favorite part of it is?
    That Nyx is in it at all.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)02:59 No.31049142
    writing is hard :/
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)03:00 No.31049151
    >>31049142
    doing nothing is easier
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)03:01 No.31049163
    >>31049151
    fair enough
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)03:01 No.31049172
    >>31048583
    >>31048673
    Did you see the Octavia one?
    >> Duplex Fields 10/31/11(Mon)03:01 No.31049179
    >>31049142
    It's actually rather easy. However, writing well is difficult.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)03:02 No.31049187
    >>31049172
    No. Post it.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)03:03 No.31049198
    >>31049125
    >he has a FurAffinity account

    I did not know this, yet it is hardly surprising.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)03:04 No.31049217
    >>31048605
    >>31048605
    Getting plowed by McIntosh
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)03:06 No.31049259
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    >>31048829
    I remember a while ago there was talk of someone writing a story where a strange, bipedal creature made of metal was found in the Everfree Forest. The Ponies overcome their fear of it and begin to talk to it, eventually asking it to help them with various things around town. They eventually begin to take advantage of its generous nature though, and then that's as far as we got before the thread moved on.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)03:09 No.31049303
    >>31049187
    ever since moot made changes I can't post pics on dial-up

    http://ponibooru.413chan.net/post/view/76837
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)03:09 No.31049311
    >>31049259
    That's sort of the plot of LD's Wanderer Notes tumblr, though I believe his is from the perspective of a wizard instead of a knight. Worth checking out, if you're interested.

    http://thewanderernotes.tumblr.com/
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)03:11 No.31049336
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    >>31047369
    can someone post the vector of sweetie belle vampire pouncing? I know the last thread had it but I was viewing it on a friends phone and couldn't save it.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)03:11 No.31049338
    >>31049259
    I like the "Scootaloo becomes a superhero after being trained by a punisheresque pony"
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)03:14 No.31049391
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    >>31049336
    IT's not a vector, but is this the one you were looking for?
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)03:14 No.31049396
    >>31049336
    how can you tell a vector?
    >>31043685
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)03:14 No.31049401
    >>31049311
    Fuckin wizards, stealin all the ponies lands.
    >> Lether Rebel 10/31/11(Mon)03:14 No.31049403
    >>31049311
    I'm sad that hasn't updated in so long.
    >> NTSTS !Taxif57b8c 10/31/11(Mon)03:16 No.31049432
    >>31049403
    Well, as he mentions, he's back from Blizzcon now, so updates will hopefully commence soon. I'm stoked he's adding illustrations, sounds like he's been working on a couple new ones from the sounds of chatter in the threads.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)03:18 No.31049468
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    It's that time again

    Time to try to psyche myself up to draw something instead of playing video games
    >> NTSTS !Taxif57b8c 10/31/11(Mon)03:20 No.31049504
    >>31049468
    Fuck that, doing stuff is for chumps.

    Good luck with your drawing I hope it turns out well.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)03:20 No.31049505
    >>31049468
    Draw! Draw! Draw! We love you!
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)03:21 No.31049524
    >>31049396
    A vector can be scaled up to any size without losing clarity. You can't post them straight on /co/, but you can post a bitmap of the vector at 4096x4096 or less. So as far as telling if a bitmap came from a vector, it would just have to be huge.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)03:21 No.31049528
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    HALP
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)03:24 No.31049573
    >>31049528
    I don't help chibis.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)03:24 No.31049582
    >>31049573
    I DONT HELP WORST PONIES EVEN IF THEY ARE WEIRD JAPANESE HUMANS
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)03:25 No.31049589
    >>31049505
    Man this actually works, I finally understand why drawfags are always circlejerking here.

    Thanks /co/.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)03:25 No.31049603
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    >>31049582
    >worst pony
    >> NIGHTMARE PONY 10/31/11(Mon)03:25 No.31049604
    >>31049589
    WILL YOU HAVE MY BABIES?
    >> Juice 10/31/11(Mon)03:25 No.31049607
    >>31049589
    YOUR DRAWINGS SUCK AND I HATE YOU

    FORSOOTH
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)03:26 No.31049620
    >>31049607
    Someone find that man some ice for that SICK BURN!
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)03:26 No.31049621
    >>31049607
    Juice, I thought you were a nice guy. Did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)03:26 No.31049622
    >>31049603
    DONT CRY BECAUSE I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)03:26 No.31049629
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    >>31049589
    Draw something, or I'll kill you in your sleep.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)03:27 No.31049655
    >>31049629
    if the only opportunity for me to meet rainbow dash was when she was brutally killing me i think i would be ok with that
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)03:28 No.31049659
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    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)03:28 No.31049668
    >>31049582
    Hmm. Pony wurst.
    Now I'm hungry.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)03:28 No.31049670
    >>31049607
    shut up and post more pretty pictures, Juice
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)03:29 No.31049678
    >>31049659
    isnt it that rainbow dash and applejack have been the only ponies not to cry in the show so far?
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)03:29 No.31049681
    >>31049655
    >You will never have your skull crushed by Rainbow Dash's expertly aimed hooves as you bask in the serene glory of her chromatic beauty with your last moments alive
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)03:30 No.31049704
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    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)03:30 No.31049705
    >>31049681
    More like crushed by getting sat on by her immense ass
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)03:30 No.31049707
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    >>31049681
    I CAN DREAM
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)03:30 No.31049721
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    Here's the first request done, Pinkie Pie out of a birthday cake after having eaten the inside of it
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)03:31 No.31049729
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    >>31049705
    THATS IT
    IM READY
    LETS GO
    >> Juice 10/31/11(Mon)03:31 No.31049730
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    >>31049670
    okay.jpg

    >>31049621
    I woke up on the right side of your mom's bed! FORSOOTH

    And that's why I'm angry!

    DOUBLE FORSOOTH
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)03:31 No.31049735
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    >>31049705
    It's just a thing that happens at the start of winter!
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)03:31 No.31049744
    >>31049705
    >You will never suffocate under Rainbow Dash's chubby belly as she smothers you with the softness of her cyan pude
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)03:32 No.31049760
    >>31049604
    >>31049607
    >>31049629
    It's cool guys, I'm already doing it. You can stop now.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)03:34 No.31049793
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    >>31049760
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)03:34 No.31049799
    >>31049760
    DONT STOP ME NOW
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)03:34 No.31049800
    >>31049729
    just tire her out man. someone that fat cant have much stamina
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)03:35 No.31049812
    >>31049793
    welp time for some one handed typing me thinks
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)03:35 No.31049822
    >>31049799
    I'L MAKE A SUPERSONIC MAN OUTTA YOU!
    >> NTSTS !Taxif57b8c 10/31/11(Mon)03:35 No.31049825
    >>31049793
    >She's such a pretty girl, she needs you to make her feel good.

    Every damn time I read that it strikes me as the creepiest and subsequently funniest thing ever.

    I would like to meet the man who wrote it, and shake his hand after he washed it thouroughly, of course.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)03:36 No.31049840
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    >>31049800
    FUCK YOU I BLEW UP A MOTHERFUCKING BARN
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)03:37 No.31049851
    >>31049825
    BECAUSE IT WOULD HAVE SEMEN ON IT???
    >> NTSTS !Taxif57b8c 10/31/11(Mon)03:38 No.31049862
    >>31049851
    That was the implication, yes. I'm pretty sure he was already typing one handed by the time he wrote that post.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)03:38 No.31049867
    ARE WE HAVING A GOOD TIME /CO/???
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)03:38 No.31049868
    >>31049840

    By sitting on it
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)03:38 No.31049875
    >>31049825
    Your hand would still feel violated.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)03:38 No.31049876
    >>31049840
    Yeah, all you had to do was close your wings and fall on it lard-ass
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)03:38 No.31049877
    >>31049793
    So would that be good to animate or is there a better one
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)03:38 No.31049879
    >>31049840
    YOU CRUSHED IT WITH YOUR CONSIDERABLE WEIGHT
    >> Lether Rebel 10/31/11(Mon)03:39 No.31049882
    >>31049867
    YES
    >> Juice 10/31/11(Mon)03:39 No.31049883
    >>31049793
    wait what do skittles even smell like
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)03:40 No.31049901
    >>31049883
    FRUITY
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)03:40 No.31049902
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    Sorry Dash, you cant join the Wonderbolts. You didnt pass the physical.
    >> NTSTS !Taxif57b8c 10/31/11(Mon)03:40 No.31049906
    >>31049721
    >implying you wouldn't be delighted if an obese Pinkie Pie sprang out of your cake
    I like the presentation in this scene, great jorb.

    >>31049867
    Eh. The internet is distracting even when it's boring.

    Be more interesting, you lot.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)03:40 No.31049909
    >>31049721
    yay
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)03:41 No.31049919
    >>31049883
    Rainbows.
    Which smell like Leprecons.
    Which smell HORRIBLE, like a carnie.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)03:41 No.31049921
    >>31049906
    HE IS NOT PLEASED
    WE MUST DO SOMETHING
    nothing
    >> Jailbait 10/31/11(Mon)03:41 No.31049926
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    WIP. It's Diamond Tiara x Silver Spoon
    >> Juice 10/31/11(Mon)03:41 No.31049932
    >>31049901
    then why didn't he just 'it smelt like fruit'

    this story is bullshit. i'm leaving
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)03:42 No.31049934
    >>31049902
    If Dash joined it would be more like Wonderbloats, amirite?
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)03:42 No.31049941
    >>31049926
    they look like ice cream cones
    >>31049932
    kbye
    >> NTSTS !Taxif57b8c 10/31/11(Mon)03:43 No.31049949
    >>31049926
    Oh man, Faceless is going to be nothing because he's never here anymore but if he was he'd be upset

    Any progress on Marker Pony x Isaac Pony?
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)03:43 No.31049958
    >>31049934
    more like the wonderblimps
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)03:43 No.31049960
    RAINBOWDASH YOU NEED TO LOSE WEIGHT.
    EVEN FLUTTERSHY IS A BETTER FLYER THAN YOU.
    FLUTTERSHY.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)03:44 No.31049976
    >>31049960
    i cant wait for this shit to end
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)03:45 No.31049994
    >>31049976
    Eh, let them have their jokes.
    >> Jailbait 10/31/11(Mon)03:45 No.31050003
    >>31049949
    It's in my unending list
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)03:46 No.31050011
    A thread which is new

    >>31050005
    >>31050005
    >>31050005
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)03:46 No.31050022
    fat
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)03:47 No.31050042
    >>31049879
    >>31049876

    How could you guys be so mean, Rainbow Dash isn't fat.

    OR IS SHE
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)03:51 No.31050110
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    >>31049926
    You're really doing it?

    You just achieved bro status.
    >> FacelessJr !derpv/fTOE 10/31/11(Mon)04:06 No.31050404
    This thread has been claimed by the Faceless Nation for purposes of Raisin Questing.

    Continue, adventurers.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)04:07 No.31050417
    I LIKE TURTLES
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)04:08 No.31050426
    >>31050404
    Ask them how she is supposed to have turned her into crystals.
    >> MightyShockwave !!yjydoTIW6PH 10/31/11(Mon)04:08 No.31050440
    >>31050404

    Ask them what thy plan to do as we're unfamiliar with imperial law enforcement.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)04:08 No.31050444
    >>31050404

    This
    >>31050260
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)04:09 No.31050454
    Y'know, given how simple it was to cure the problem in gas form, perhaps we should try a couple of things on Rarity's tail to see if we can fix it. Perhaps it's not as permanent as we thought?
    Applying fire, dissolving in water, any other ideas?

    Or alternatively it is very much permanent; I assume that "Crystal Valley" wouldn't be a thing if everything was undone in a bout of rain.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)04:10 No.31050467
    >>31050454
    Crystal Valley?
    That's a thing?
    Tell me what you see, Google.
    >> MightyShockwave !!yjydoTIW6PH 10/31/11(Mon)04:11 No.31050477
    >>31050454
    If it's irreversible, I'd seriously consider restarting the quest.

    We go for no death runs here.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)04:11 No.31050485
    >>31050467
    I seem to recall a vague mention of it when we first looked him up in the history book (before the first death). Let me go back and check.
    >> FacelessJr !derpv/fTOE 10/31/11(Mon)04:12 No.31050491
    >>31050426
    You and Scootaloo ask the most logical question; how?

    The guards say that Rainbow Dash refuses to inform them as to how she did it. They just know that it was her that in fact crystallized Zecora.

    "And I told you clowns that it's impossible! I've never even heard of magic that can do this! Twilight can back me up!

    ...wherever she is."
    >>31050440
    The guards say that, given Rainbow Dash is the villain here, that they are going to let her off the hook if she simply reverses the curse she placed on Zecora. If she refuses to, she'll have to go before Princess Celestia to be judged.

    "Please, just call the Princess. She'll clear this up in a flash."

    They say that they won't until she cures Zecora.
    >> MightyShockwave !!yjydoTIW6PH 10/31/11(Mon)04:13 No.31050522
    >>31050491

    What's to prevent Rainbow Dash from flying off and going to Canterlot herself?

    Just let them try to catch her.
    >> FacelessJr !derpv/fTOE 10/31/11(Mon)04:14 No.31050527
    >>31050467
    >>31050485
    Crystal Valley is the place that Cilepharus reigned over for several hundred years. It's a veritable paradise for dragons... or, at least, the ones in charge.

    Good memory, anon.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)04:14 No.31050537
    >>31050522
    This is the only thing I can think of.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)04:15 No.31050554
    >>31050527
    >FacelessJr runs a quest
    >Everything goes tits-up: The game
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)04:16 No.31050591
    >>31050554
    At least Faceless Sr. isn't running it.

    we'd all be covered in shit by now
    >> FacelessJr !derpv/fTOE 10/31/11(Mon)04:16 No.31050593
    >>31050537
    >>31050522
    As you ponder why she's still in place, you see that the guards have placed shackles around her hooves. They don't look like they were fastened on very well.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)04:17 No.31050606
    >>31050522

    Dash might be on her own here. There's no way we can take guards, and trying to fight them would probably end up with us imprisoned as accomplices.
    >> MightyShockwave !!yjydoTIW6PH 10/31/11(Mon)04:18 No.31050625
    >>31050593

    >shackles
    >hooves

    That don't mean shit when you got wings.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)04:19 No.31050639
    >>31050593
    How would shackles on her hooves keep her from flying?
    >> FacelessJr !derpv/fTOE 10/31/11(Mon)04:19 No.31050647
    >>31050625
    Obviously, the guards would be holding onto the chains. Simply shackling one hoof to the other would be sub-retarded, even for a guard.
    >> MightyShockwave !!yjydoTIW6PH 10/31/11(Mon)04:22 No.31050701
    >>31050647

    Well then what the fuck are we supposed to do?

    I mean, at this point it looks like we're going to need to wait until they put her in some sort of dungeon and spring her out when they leave her alone.

    I guess head to Rarity's to look for clues for who knocked earlier.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)04:23 No.31050719
    >>31050701
    lol dm doesn't want you to do something so you DON'T GET TO DO IT
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)04:25 No.31050744
    >>31050647
    Tell Dash to go ahead and tell the Guards to reverse to spell so they will call Celestia and we can get this thing sorted out.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)04:25 No.31050752
    >>31050701

    We can't break the shackles without being apprehended ourselves, and if they're loose then it's up to Dash to shake them off.

    We're kind of at an impasse here.
    >> FacelessJr !derpv/fTOE 10/31/11(Mon)04:26 No.31050775
    >>31050701
    Frustrated with your run of bad luck, you wish Rainbow Dash the best. You suggest that the CMC follow you to the Carousel Boutique to see if there's any clues you may have left behind in during your first escape.

    Fluttershy and Rarity say that they'll try to convince the guards to let RD go.

    You see the boutique in front of you. The door seems to be untouched, but the ground shows a pattern of anxious hoofprints all pressed into a small circle in front of the door.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)04:28 No.31050812
    >>31050775
    >The door seems to be untouched, but the ground shows a pattern of anxious hoofprints all pressed into a small circle in front of the door.

    God

    Damnit

    FacelessJr


    Let's see if we can find where the tracks lead too.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)04:29 No.31050817
    >>31050775

    FUCK YOU

    IF WE OPENED THAT DOOR IT WOULD HAVE BEEN CIL YOU FUCKING BASTARD.

    check door and surrounding area for notes, if we can't find any, go inside and see if there's a note there.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)04:29 No.31050823
    >>31050775
    I've seen where this has been going for far too long.
    >bit down hard on cyanide capsule and welcome sweet death
    >> FacelessJr !derpv/fTOE 10/31/11(Mon)04:30 No.31050834
    >>31050719
    In all honesty, this is actually me being a sadist to the player. Because the players decided to ignore the plant monster, I introduced Rainbow Dash to try and get you guys to go investigate a little bit better. Still, you decided to head out toward the library.

    Now, I'm going full Sierra, as I promised I would when we started.

    Not trying to be too big of a cock, here; let's just make things a bit more complicated.
    >> MightyShockwave !!yjydoTIW6PH 10/31/11(Mon)04:31 No.31050846
    >>31050775

    Hey, when was our second save?

    I'm thinking of just starting over from there because everything's going to shit.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)04:31 No.31050852
    >>31050846
    don't you dare, i can't stay up for another three hours

    just play this out like a man, you bitch
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)04:31 No.31050853
    >>31050834
    >In all honesty, this is actually me being a sadist to the player. Because the players decided to ignore the plant monster, I introduced Rainbow Dash to try and get you guys to go investigate a little bit better.

    But we did want to investigate the plant monster. When we tried to go out and see it you caused a stampede.
    >> FacelessJr !derpv/fTOE 10/31/11(Mon)04:34 No.31050888
    >>31050812
    >>31050817
    Actually, it would have been Twilight. I had this written down in my quest notes from last night. Hey, it's not my fault you guys didn't want to at least check. Cil wasn't hostile whatsoever at this point; he didn't even know who you were until the library scene earlier.

    You investigate around the hoofprints. "Someone looked pretty nervous..." Sweetie Belle comments, looking at the pattern the pony made.

    You follow them along a trail around to the side of the house by the back window. There's a note stuck to the glass.
    >> MightyShockwave !!yjydoTIW6PH 10/31/11(Mon)04:35 No.31050910
    >>31050888

    Read note you fucking bastard.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)04:35 No.31050918
    >>31050888
    read the note.
    >> FacelessJr !derpv/fTOE 10/31/11(Mon)04:36 No.31050926
    >>31050853
    Yes, you started to investigate. I can't just let you guys go from point A to point B, however. There's gotta be some sort of a challenge, right?
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)04:36 No.31050927
    >>31050888
    So the letter didn't get intercepted?
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)04:37 No.31050945
    >>31050926
    We almost got trampled to death, going back to try and do something that almost killed us is something you taught us not to do.
    >> darf 10/31/11(Mon)04:38 No.31050957
    >>31050945
    cut out the meta discussion and play ball you ponce
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)04:38 No.31050962
    >>31050927
    I guess not. Spike must have just had the throat issue all along, to stop us summoning Celestia immediately.
    Wait a minute...
    Give Spike one of our cough drops, and see if that helps.
    >> MightyShockwave !!yjydoTIW6PH 10/31/11(Mon)04:39 No.31050984
    >>31050962

    THIS!
    >> FacelessJr !derpv/fTOE 10/31/11(Mon)04:41 No.31051007
    >>31050910
    >>31050918
    You rear up on your back legs, just barely able to reach the note. You pull it down in your mouth. The CMC gather around, curious as to what the flustered pony must have left behind.

    You begin reading it. First, you glance at the bottom to see who signed it. Indeed, confirming your suspicions, the pony that left it was Twilight. She's very concerned in the note, saying that she came back to the Boutique to find the 'girls' and get Cil's notebook back. He was furious that it had somehow been lost; he insisted that Twilight go out and find it.

    You look around for any other clues of Twilight's presence at the boutique. No other hoof prints seem to be embedded deep enough into the dirt to follow any other trails.
    >> MightyShockwave !!yjydoTIW6PH 10/31/11(Mon)04:42 No.31051014
    >>31051007

    Give Spike a coughdrop, try having him send another note.

    Failing that, it's time to recruit AJ.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)04:42 No.31051021
    >>31050962
    >>31050975
    >>31050984
    Do this. Then send a note telling her that Rainbow Dash has been arrested, Twilight and the Mayor are missing, and Cilegorwhateverthehellhisnameis is back.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)04:43 No.31051026
    >>31051014
    I think we can see if it's helped Spike or not by just checking his flame colour; it was black while he was sick, I think.
    >> FacelessJr !derpv/fTOE 10/31/11(Mon)04:44 No.31051041
    >>31050962
    Suddenly, a bright idea comes to mind. You rush back to Rarity and Fluttershy who are still trying to get Rainbow Dash off the hook. You ask if you can borrow Spike for a few minutes.

    Rarity dumps him out of her saddlebags. "Take good care of him."

    You immediately reach into your saddlebags, giving the little dragon one of your cough drops. He doesn't quite understand why until you calm down and explain it to him a bit better. He assures you that he isn't sick, but you're confident that you'll be able to send a letter though now. He shrugs. "It's worth a shot, I suppose."

    What do you wish to try to send to Princess Celestia?
    >> FacelessJr !derpv/fTOE 10/31/11(Mon)04:45 No.31051054
    >>31051026
    A brackish, brown green; mostly, yeah, a muddy green color.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)04:45 No.31051060
    >>31051041

    This:
    >>31051021

    But with his actual name
    >> MightyShockwave !!yjydoTIW6PH 10/31/11(Mon)04:45 No.31051063
    >>31051041
    >>31051021

    SHIT'S FUCKED, PLEASE ADVISE!
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)04:46 No.31051075
    >>31051063
    Second.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)04:47 No.31051080
    >>31051060
    We might want to put the fact that the evil dragon has returned as the first thing in our note. Don't forget to mention the cursed journal.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)04:47 No.31051087
    Can we get an inventory check? Can't quite remember what exactly we have, and it'd be good to know how many cough drops are left.

    >>31051060
    Also, Spike was supposed to inform her of anything suspicious he did: don't forget the lethally bad mojo hex on his journal
    >> FacelessJr !derpv/fTOE 10/31/11(Mon)04:49 No.31051107
    >>31051021
    >>31051060
    >>31051063
    You immediately start writing down as much information as you can jam pack onto a single scroll. You tell the Princess that Rainbow Dash is being held up by some really dumb town guards, that Twilight and the Mayor have gone missing, that Zecora has been turned into crystal, and that a small dragon named Cil, or Cilepharus, has taken over the library.

    You hand the scroll to Spike and command him to send it immediately. "Yes, ma'am!" He salutes before burning the scroll up into the air. In a green flash, the flame is whisked away into the sky.

    You await a response.

    continued
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)04:51 No.31051137
    >>31051107
    So that's it for tonight? As good a place as any to stop. Thanks again for questing, tonight's was a lot of fun, as usual.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)04:52 No.31051151
    >>31051137
    No, continued means he's continuing writing the story
    >> MightyShockwave !!yjydoTIW6PH 10/31/11(Mon)04:53 No.31051156
    >>31051137

    God I hope not, this shit's just getting good!
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)04:53 No.31051164
    >>31051151
    Oh, whoops. Silly me.
    >> FacelessJr !derpv/fTOE 10/31/11(Mon)04:55 No.31051188
    >>31051107
    You wait a few minutes, staring at Spike. He rubs the back of his head. "Hey, these things take some ti.. ti-"

    He vomits out a scroll. Immediately, you snatch it from the air.

    The Princess writes back expressing her incredible shock at the situation in Ponyville; she's wondering why you didn't message her sooner. She says that her chariot will be arriving in just a few minutes; "Tell the guards that they need to stand down. Rainbow Dash can't use magic and has no idea how to turn anything into crystals."

    The guards look back and forth at each other, slightly embarrassed. They unlatch the chains around Rainbow's hooves, letting her move around again. "About time."

    You hear something off in the distance by the library. It sounds like thunder.
    >> MightyShockwave !!yjydoTIW6PH 10/31/11(Mon)04:56 No.31051198
    >>31051188

    I have the sneaking suspicion we took the cheap way out

    Investigate sound.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)04:56 No.31051200
    >>31051188
    SHITS ABOUT TO GET REAL
    DEUX EX CELESTIA UP IN THIS BITCH
    >> FacelessJr !derpv/fTOE 10/31/11(Mon)04:58 No.31051228
    >>31051087
    Inventory: Hayseed, Stompstarter, Candles, 3x Cough Drops, Hairpin.
    Applebloom is carrying Rarity's crystallized tail for you.

    Any other inventory you guys want to know about?
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)04:58 No.31051229
    >>31051188
    Investigate the sound, but don't get close.

    How were we supposed to find out that Spike was sick before you just came out and told us?
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)04:59 No.31051236
    >>31051228
    we want to know all the inventory
    >> MightyShockwave !!yjydoTIW6PH 10/31/11(Mon)05:00 No.31051257
    >>31051228

    Hug Hayseed again.
    >> FacelessJr !derpv/fTOE 10/31/11(Mon)05:00 No.31051258
    >>31051198
    Not if I stick to my original notes, you didn't.
    "What the hay was that?" The two guards squint off into the distance. Rainbow Dash immediately takes to the sky to get a better vantage.

    "Hey... it's Twilight!"

    Another loud explosion echoes through the town.

    "Uh... but she's blowing up town hall... and something's on her back."
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)05:01 No.31051268
    >>31051188
    Aw tits.

    Rainbow, scout ahead, you're the fastest. Avoid any and all strange smoke, try and see what's going on. Look inside the Library and tell us what you see.
    The rest of us, I don't think we've got time to dwadle and wait for the princess to arrive
    Why doesn't she just teleport like she did in Lesson Zero, this is KINDA important.
    We need to know what Cil is up to, follow after Rainbow.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)05:02 No.31051277
    >>31051257
    Second.

    >>31051258
    How long did Celestia say it would take to get here? Wait for her to show up, I say - nothing we can do against hypermagic Twilight Sparkle.
    >> FacelessJr !derpv/fTOE 10/31/11(Mon)05:03 No.31051292
    >>31051236
    Applebloom: Hammer, Rarity's tail boulder, CMC Cape
    Sweetie Belle: Padded Boots, CMC Cape
    Scootaloo: Popping fireworks, CMC Cape
    Fluttershy: Bear Treats
    Rarity: Comb, Large Cotton Pads, Short Scarf
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)05:03 No.31051294
    >>31051258
    Ah crud, she's been mind controlled hasn't she?

    Have Spike send Celestia a note saying that Cil is riding on Twilight's back and she is blowing up the town hall.
    >> MightyShockwave !!yjydoTIW6PH 10/31/11(Mon)05:03 No.31051295
    >>31051258

    Tell Dash to get Cil off Twilight's back immediately.

    Tell her to go from the behind so he doesn't see her.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)05:04 No.31051318
    >>31051295
    Are you loco in the coco? I don't want RD getting nuked by flying in there like a tard.

    Celestia here soon. Wait for it, Town Hall can be rebuilt.
    >> FacelessJr !derpv/fTOE 10/31/11(Mon)05:05 No.31051341
    >>31051277
    >>31051257
    You grasp Hayseed once again, telling her everything's going to be okay. Knowing that Hayseed is safe at the moment, you feel a little relief as another bout of thunder roars out. Ponies are fleeing down the streets.

    "She's gone MAD!! EVERYP0NY RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!"

    Rainbow Dash darts off toward the calamity. "I'll stop her! You wait here for the Princess!"
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)05:06 No.31051353
    >>31051341

    Sit back and watch the fireworks.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)05:07 No.31051361
    >>31051341
    Yell at Dash to stop, if she won't then we should wait for the princess.
    >> MightyShockwave !!yjydoTIW6PH 10/31/11(Mon)05:08 No.31051366
    >>31051341

    Wait Dash, let's try the less direct approach.

    If we're violent, she'll respond with violence. Try to approach her calmly and try to talk through the spell. Approaching hr would be suicide.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)05:09 No.31051387
    We want to check the library for anything that might help work out how to fix this? We could wait for the princess, but she's going to see Twi going berserk the moment she shows up regardless, and we don't really have anything we need to tell her.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)05:09 No.31051392
    >>31051341
    >>31051341
    No! Don't let Dash get over there, she's going to her herself killed!
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)05:10 No.31051403
    >>31051387
    Probably for the best, if Faceless is up for it we might as well use one of our loads to see if we can do a no death run next Saturday.
    >> FacelessJr !derpv/fTOE 10/31/11(Mon)05:11 No.31051423
    >>31051361
    >>31051353
    >>31051341
    God... should I be a bit merciful with you guys? The script doesn't look good at the moment...
    Scootaloo cheers as Rainbow Dash heads off. "Don't worry, guys! Dash has got this covered! She'll talk some sense into Twilight no problem-o.

    >>31051366
    >>31051361
    You yell up at Dash to wait. You scream that it means certain death. Dash pauses for a moment, watching the side of the meeting center cave in. "But... Twilight's our friend. We've got to help her!" She squints towards the rampaging unicorn once again.

    "Is that thing on her back what's causing the problem?! I can snatch it up off of there!"
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)05:11 No.31051424
    >>31051387
    I'm not comfortable walking away from this situation for any amount of time, shit's about to go down, and the Princess moves fast. I say we move closer to get a better vantage but keep a safe enough distance that we don't get glassed by hypermagic.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)05:13 No.31051435
    >>31051423
    I FUCKING TOLD YOU GUYS
    CYANIDE TABLET, BUST IT OUT
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)05:13 No.31051438
    >>31051423
    Fuck it, we have already lost. If we just see where it goes from here would you be willing to let us reload back to Sugarcube Corner next Friday or Saturday?
    >> MightyShockwave !!yjydoTIW6PH 10/31/11(Mon)05:13 No.31051439
    >>31051423

    It's our own damn fault for getting a bad end.

    We have an extra life, no mercy.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)05:14 No.31051459
    >>31051435
    Why take a cyanide tablet when you're standing in the middle of an explosion? We're likely doomed already, and any more info we get'll be good to prevent screwing up on our final reload.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)05:15 No.31051474
    >>31051424
    This.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)05:18 No.31051509
    >>31051423
    Tell Dash that if he sees an amulet made of wood and saphhires on either of them to get it off.
    >> FacelessJr !derpv/fTOE 10/31/11(Mon)05:18 No.31051512
    >>31051435
    >>31051438
    >>31051439
    Yeah, shit. We can play this scenario again next week.

    No mercy.

    >>31051424
    You start down the street toward the library, dodging ponies along the way. The CMC follow close behind with RD in the skies overhead. You see that the side of the tree and part of the basement have been blasted out. Close by, you can see Twilight walking up into the burning Town Hall.

    "What's he doing? Is he crazy?! They'll burn alive!" Rainbow squints to try and see what's going on.

    In what seemed an eternity of time, Celestia finally rolls into town. Her chariot takes a sharp turn toward the town hall as she takes wing. A violent wind snuffs out the fires instantly.

    It looks safe to approach.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)05:20 No.31051525
    >>31051512
    Warn celestia about possible mind control. That is not a thing we want happening. Bring her up to speed as quickly as possible.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)05:20 No.31051527
    >>31051512
    Give the library a quick search and then get to the town hall.
    >> MightyShockwave !!yjydoTIW6PH 10/31/11(Mon)05:21 No.31051539
    >>31051512

    Approach cautiously.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)05:22 No.31051559
    >>31051512
    >Cil Laughs manically and suddenly everyone is crystal the end
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)05:24 No.31051587
    >>31051559
    >rocks fall everyone dies
    >> FacelessJr !derpv/fTOE 10/31/11(Mon)05:25 No.31051592
    >>31051525
    >>31051539
    Rainbow Dash zips off way ahead to to investigate with Princess Celestia. You and the CMC trot along, hurrying as fast as you can over to the ruined Town Hall.

    "Do ya think it was mind control? How did Cil do all that?" Applebloom asks you rhetorically. You skid to a stop outside of the hall. A green fog pours out of the hall. Celestia stands in the midst of it, unaffected.

    She's next to a statue in the center of the room.

    Suddenly, her horn glows and the fog clears, somberly inviting you, Dash, and your friends in to see what has happened.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)05:26 No.31051601
    >>31051592
    Let's see what happened.
    >> MightyShockwave !!yjydoTIW6PH 10/31/11(Mon)05:26 No.31051609
    >>31051592

    Approach and get bad end.
    >> FacelessJr !derpv/fTOE 10/31/11(Mon)05:30 No.31051653
    >>31051601
    You hop on up to the platform, approaching the Princess quietly.

    "Cilepharus..." She whispers. Her head tilts back a little as she watches you approach. "I was too late."

    Twilight is a crystalline statue in the center of the room. An odd device is affixed to her head like a set of marionette strings. On her saddle rests a note:

    "I figured it out. Mine vengeance shall soon be complete."

    Celestia looks deeply saddened.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)05:31 No.31051673
    >>31051653
    Ask her if there is anyway to reverse what happened to Twilight. Show her the journal.
    >> MightyShockwave !!yjydoTIW6PH 10/31/11(Mon)05:32 No.31051677
    >>31051653

    What's going on? Crystallization isn't reversible?

    If it isn't we're restarting this whole fucking quest
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)05:32 No.31051678
    >>31051653
    this cil asshole goes from zero to 'turning your waifu to crystal' pretty damn quick
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)05:34 No.31051688
    >>31051653
    Huh. So that stained glass picture of Discord was literal in this universe?

    >>31051673
    Oh right, I completely forgot we had that. Yeah, let's have her crack that open safely and finally find out what it's deal was.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)05:36 No.31051706
    >>31051653
    Yeah quick question why didn't Celestia teleport like she does when important shit's going down. I call shenanigans.
    >> FacelessJr !derpv/fTOE 10/31/11(Mon)05:38 No.31051732
    >>31051677
    Celestia informs you that the curse that has been levied against Twilight is part of an extremely ancient alchemy potion that only Cilepharus has the mixture for and the cure to. During his 'first life', he closely guarded the recipe to his concoction. Nobody ever knew how he created it, but the potion allowed him to create a wasteland of crystal in the far west.

    >>31051673
    Celestia looks at the small, cursed journal. She recognizes the symbol on the front.

    "Is this... does this belong to Cilepharus?! You got his journal!?"

    Her sadness suddenly lifts. "These are his private notes. He's probably got everything written down in here; we'll have everything we need to create a cure from this!"

    Suddenly, an ominous quake rattle the earth.

    Celestia is puzzled. She looks at the ground, then traces a line up to the Library. It heaves up from the ground.
    >> MightyShockwave !!yjydoTIW6PH 10/31/11(Mon)05:40 No.31051757
    >>31051732

    Hug Hayseed and brace for inevitable death.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)05:40 No.31051761
    >>31051732
    Tell Rainbow Dash to lift Twilight off the ground before she gets knocked over.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)05:41 No.31051769
    >>31051732

    TAKE COVER!
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)05:41 No.31051773
    >>31051757
    This.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)05:42 No.31051775
    >>31051706
    >>31051706
    >>31051706
    >>31051706
    >>31051706
    >> FacelessJr !derpv/fTOE 10/31/11(Mon)05:42 No.31051783
    >>31051706
    For the sake of the story, I figured that she would more than likely want to make a formal appearance to the town. If there's this much going on, she'd want to show up in as royal and as calm a manner as possible to ease the stress of the citizens.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)05:42 No.31051786
    >>31051732
    Can Celestia teleport EVERYONE to her castle or something? We need to research some shit. Lets at least try to put off the bad end.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)05:44 No.31051802
    >>31051786
    Better question: Can she just teleport half of Cil?
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)05:45 No.31051824
    Gah, I've got to bail, just as shit's properly going down. Saying thanks now then for running the quest, it's been interesting following along and occasionally suggesting. Will catch the last of it in the archives, and return for the reset whenever it is.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)05:48 No.31051852
    >>31051783
    Also, when we do eventually un-shittify everything can I get the quest notes or something? I want to see eeeeevverything
    >> FacelessJr !derpv/fTOE 10/31/11(Mon)05:48 No.31051859
    >>31051757
    >>31051773
    You give Hayseed another hug and close your eyes. A reverberating voice echoes out from the earth.

    "Hello, Celestia."

    You hear something that sounds like a hurricane roar around you. You open your eyes for a moment, seeing that Celestia has put up a shield around you and the CMC. A torrent of plasma and magic envelop the shield.

    "Girls... stay strong!"

    Suddenly, you find yourself up on a hill on the outskirts of Ponyville. A massive, abominable dragon seems to be folding space time around himself. He wields magic unlike any that has ever been seen. A sphere of light bombards him, though every movement of his arms causes another storm of fire and the elements to ravage the small settlement. Ponies flee out of the town in sheer terror.

    "This couldn't possibly get any worse." Sweetie Belle says, depressed.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)05:50 No.31051882
    >>31051859
    So do we wait for the Game Over, or are you looking for suggestions?
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)05:50 No.31051885
    >>31051859

    Hey Celestia, let's go free Discord. I mean, he'd probably help us if the alternative is death and destruction everywhere. We can always deal with him later.
    >> FacelessJr !derpv/fTOE 10/31/11(Mon)05:51 No.31051893
    >>31051852
    Yeah. I'll write them out a bit more coherently and upload 'em somewhere for you to read. Most of it was potential branches of the story for instance, a stealth scene in the library where you avoid Cil's attention by using Sweetie's Padded Boots. Here, you could rescue Twilight before she becomes a puppet. It's mostly got little one liners and notes that I expand to paragraphs.
    >> MightyShockwave !!yjydoTIW6PH 10/31/11(Mon)05:51 No.31051897
    >>31051859
    >>31051859

    THROW COMB AT CIL!

    IT IS THE ONLY WAY!
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)05:52 No.31051906
    >>31051859
    WEll, looks like we sit and watch the show. Ask Celestia if there is anything in the Journal that could help, there might still be a tiny chance of teleporting to somewhere safe and learning his true name or something.

    Or we could just sit and watch the end of the world.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)05:52 No.31051910
    >>31051859
    Princess, De-curse the journal, Rainbow, find AJ we need her, Raisin, read de-cursed journal, look for cure for Twilight.

    Also, Celestia, you wouldn't happen to have brought the elements of Harmony with you, would you?
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)05:53 No.31051922
    >>31051859
    DAMMIT SWEETIE BELLE. Even if she is right, you just don't say things like that.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)05:54 No.31051923
    >>31051893
    >a stealth scene in the library where you avoid Cil's attention by using Sweetie's Padded Boots.

    And these boots were mentioned when?
    >> FacelessJr !derpv/fTOE 10/31/11(Mon)05:54 No.31051930
    >>31051882
    (Pretty much. Cil was able to obtain the amulet he needed from the Town Hall after interrogating the mayor. Using this and an experimental potion, he was able to give himself the gift of magic. At this point, he and Celestia are going to be locked in battle for the next 100 or so years. Things more than likely aren't going to improve much from here.)
    >> MightyShockwave !!yjydoTIW6PH 10/31/11(Mon)05:54 No.31051933
    >>31051893

    I fucking told you all to stealth, but noo, you didn't listen.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)05:55 No.31051939
    >>31051930
    Well, goodnight.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)05:55 No.31051947
    >>31051923
    Well we never asked to see everyone's inventory until

    >>31051292
    So
    It's our own damn faults, I guess
    >> FacelessJr !derpv/fTOE 10/31/11(Mon)05:55 No.31051949
    >>31051923
    >Analyzing inventory
    I ask you guys to routinely look at your inventory. Shit.
    >> MightyShockwave !!yjydoTIW6PH 10/31/11(Mon)05:55 No.31051950
    >>31051930

    Reload then. Can you at least tell us the last save when things were salvageable?
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)05:57 No.31051963
    >>31051949
    We did once before we got to Sugarcube Corner, once inside Sugarcube Corner, and once outside the library.

    I don't remember boots.
    >> FacelessJr !derpv/fTOE 10/31/11(Mon)05:59 No.31051981
    >>31051933
    >>31051939
    >>31051947
    Hey, I'll admit. I was being a major prick this time around. I was trying to go for that old, enraging Sierra game style approach, so that's how I wrote this quest. You gotta admit, though; we had some fun, didn't we?

    I was surprised by some of the very out-of-the-box responses I got. Several portions of the quest had to be rewritten and tweaked on spot because of how good some of the suggestions were.

    Hey, if you guys want, we can re-run this quest next week. Now that you have a better idea of what to expect, you could get all the stuff you need to kick Cil's ass.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)06:00 No.31051992
    >>31051930
    >Things more than likely aren't going to improve much from here.

    LIKE FUCK THEY AREN'T WE'RE NOT DEAD YET. NEVER GIVE UP.
    >>31051910
    >> NTSTS !Taxif57b8c 10/31/11(Mon)06:00 No.31052004
    >>31051981
    I kind of like the bad end resolution, no desire to replay from me. But, I guess that's probably not a common sentiment.

    Do wish we had pieced together some semblance of 'victory' from what we ended up with though... feels kind of blithe to get fucked this royally.

    Thanks for such an awesome quest, Junior!
    >> FacelessJr !derpv/fTOE 10/31/11(Mon)06:01 No.31052009
    >>31051963
    Ah, and here's where I was being a dick. You never specified to see the whole party's inventory, so I only showed you your own.
    >>31051950
    Sugarcube Corner was a salvageable save. If you wanted to keep Twilight from getting kidnapped, you could go a little further back before you went to Fluttershy's, but you'd still need to go find Zecora and get your cure.
    >> MightyShockwave !!yjydoTIW6PH 10/31/11(Mon)06:02 No.31052025
    >>31051981

    Just me a time and date, and I'll be there.

    Still must we run through the WHOLE? quest again? I mean, we were doing well I think at the beginning. Maybe at the second save?
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)06:04 No.31052043
    >>31052009

    So next week third save?

    Sounds good to me. BUT, we'll be on our last life. If we fuck up then, then we get bad end and have to write Raisin out.
    >> FacelessJr !derpv/fTOE 10/31/11(Mon)06:05 No.31052058
    >>31052004
    Glad to have you on board, NTSTS. We had fun, right?

    >>31052025
    Sure, second save would be great. That's at Sugarcube Corner, I do believe.

    NO! Wait, no it's not.

    That's right outside of Zecora's, where we started tonight with the guards. Up to this point, you were doing pretty good. Cil had already attacked Zecora for a rare ingredient he needed, so she's still suffering a bit. All is salvageable at this point (thought Twilight's probably kidnapped by now).
    >> MightyShockwave !!yjydoTIW6PH 10/31/11(Mon)06:07 No.31052085
    >>31052058

    Second save it is

    Mind giving me a rough time estimate?

    I don't lurk generals 24/7, but I'll archive hunt if you can nail it down to a day.
    >> FacelessJr !derpv/fTOE 10/31/11(Mon)06:08 No.31052089
    >>31052025
    We got a pony episode next Saturday. Let's aim for Friday, around 11pm - 12am (more than likely midnight). If 4chan isn't derping out, we'll schedule it for then.
    >> Terse 10/31/11(Mon)06:09 No.31052105
    >>31052089
    And that is... What time zone?
    >> Anonymous 10/31/11(Mon)06:10 No.31052121
    >>31052105
    Rooooffl forgot to drop my fake name
    >> MightyShockwave !!yjydoTIW6PH 10/31/11(Mon)06:12 No.31052144
    >>31052089
    >>31052105

    Eastern I presume.

    Just as long as you don't pussy out. You're quests are exciting because failure is a very real possibility. You're not like P.Q. where you just make everything happy in the end.

    See you then.

    Oh, and I might be running a quest tomorrow night if I can get people interested. It'll be my first time, but I thought I'll try it at least once.

    See you next Friday.
    >> NTSTS !Taxif57b8c 10/31/11(Mon)06:13 No.31052161
    >>31052089
    Hopefully I'll see y'all then, looking forward to continued adventures and such. Thanks again for the spectacular running of things FacelessJr, you are a man of many talents, and awesome as a result!

    you probably will notice anyway but i sent you an email with some feedback on the project, was a huge fan of your preliminary piece!
    >> FacelessJr !derpv/fTOE 10/31/11(Mon)06:17 No.31052194
    >>31052105
    >>31052121
    Hi Terse. Your OC is pretty neat.
    >>31052144
    Yes, EST. Sorry, I'm very tired at the moment. Also, reading over the good ending a bit. You guys will like this
    >>31052161
    Ah, and I was very glad to get some feedback on the project thus far. Hopefully, over the next few days, we'll see that develop a bit better.



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