Lets all come to this thread

Fuck the other OP and his shit

This show is bad and you should feel bad.

Since the other guy is just deleting his own threads, I give my bump to this one.

On topic: What are you sick of, exactly? I hope it's not Twilight Sparkle. Because if it is, you're objectively wrong in your opinion.

Today's thread was brought to you by the letter: Purple!

>>31040905
Sick of thread deletions.

But guys, seriously, the other thread was here first. Go there. Keep this one open in another tab if you want, but the other thread came first.

>>31040882
So uh, what's all this about? Just came here looking for the general, and people are talking about thread deletions and such.

>>31040905
I'm sick of Pinkie Pie's crippling inability to communicate

>That feel when you want to convince twilight to stop being such a nerdfaggot nonsexually

today's thread was brought to you by the word: faggot.

Consider the following;

Ponies.

>>31040936
The original poster of several threads today has been placing bizarre content restrictions in the subject of the generals, acting generally like a disagreeable fellow, and deleting the threads.

So we're gonna hang out here instead.

Ponies?

Best pony thread then? Okay.

Why do we have to wait another week for the neww episode?

>>31040928

But it will just get deleted. Just like the last one.

>>31040936
Threads are getting deleted because the tripfags keep shitposting.

>>31040905
I'm sick of Twilight Sparkle.

>>31040941

way to be butthurt other op

>>31040954
but all the restrictions he's putting on are GOOD

>>31040954
ponies indeed.

I like Twilight because eggheads are adorable.

>>31040983
But thats not gonna stop anyone, well just keep getting deleted threads

>>31041005
I like Twilight because Twilight is adorable

Not a big fan of Twilight but i do love the mage character.

In other news, Tess is streaming

http://www.livestream.com/tesstime

Come here until this shit blows over and the mods get bored and go back to ignoring us

>>31041005
For a little bit. Then it just gets annoying and you see it more like an OCD, which is what she really has.

>>31041006
Maybe if a certain trio of tripfags stopped being faggots. Just saying, when you post about religion in a fucking MLPG, I can see why a janitor would start enforcing rules.

Ponies? I'm not quite certain.

>>31041008
>>31041008

It's the highlight.

That fucking highlight man, makes me just want to brush dat mane all night long.

>>31041042
Rarity used to be OCD pony, what happened.

>>31041053
It was all Pagemaster and Anons goading him.

>>31041067
Ponies drinking.

Why oh why did I save this?

So we've all collectively agreed to get rid of Twilight Sparkle, right?

I'll allow it. But watch yourself, McCoy...

>>31041019

especially when she gets excited about something

>>31041042
OCD?
Cool! I love Back in Black!

>>31040983
At the risk of being too meta, I'll say I disagree, mostly because he's doing so in a draconic and inhospitable manner, besides which, the idea of limiting discussion on an open internet forum designed for the sharing of ideas and opinions is kind of ludicrous. It's also at a level of hypocrisy nigh-unfathomable because there's nothing similar in any other thread on this entire website. Seems weird to say "ONLY TALK ABOUT THINGS I DEEM TO BE APPROPRIATE' while the neighbouring thread is speculating on which character from a popular cartoon would be the best fuck.

>>31041089
Because sporks are the tool of the gods

>>31041080
I wouldn't have been goading him if he would just fucking leave.

So, I only just got around to watching Lesson Zero. When did Spike suddenly become Deadpool? He can move backgrounds, interrupt flashbacks, and pop hallucinations now? Has he been taking whatever Pinkie Pie takes?

>>31041093
Overrule!

I'm pretty sure OP is the one deleting threads and playing it off as someone else deleting threads, to get us all to ignore the fact that he's the one making all the generals into shit. Fuck you, OP.

>>31041082
And then Soarin died.

>>31041094
That was a great scene, as cheesy as the whole letter thing was that that whole turning back to normal color and than whipping spike around was great.

>>31041125
this wouldn't be a problem if we let trusted tripfags start threads

I like Twilight because:

1. She's purple.
2. Her voice actress is my favorite voice actress ever.
3. She's adorable without being dangerously moe like Fluttershy.
4. She's smart.
5. Along with that, she's witty and sarcastic.
6. She's a wizard.

>>31041109

He's studying the power of Chaos under Pinkie Pie's tutelage since it's illegal for dragons to learn magic and Pinkie's the only one willing to teach him anything

What is Twilight supposed to do after she's read all the books?

>>31041129
Naa, his trail is pure ice!

>mfw there is more cancer in this thread than a hospital in Chernobyl

>>31041147
>She's purple
Bullshit.

>>31041154
Read more books. There's always more books being written.

>>31041072
>>31041008
It's called a "witch's stripe". All the best villainesses have them.

>>31041102
Wrong. We've been bitching at mods to wake up out of their soup-induced slumber forever and help us get rid of shit well all, as a whole, disagree with. You ARE being meta (but then again, so am I), so in the end we should simply not discuss it and be glad that this mod/janitor is coherent enough to at least understand English.

>>31041143
I wanted too but someone kept posting them like twenty images before the limit and everyone migrated regardless.

>>31041158
Well isnt there no one there? I would imagine the cancer rate would be 0

>>31041147
ARE YOU A WIZARD?

>>31041125

wrong OP

it's the anon from the other thread that's been deleting them

Deaf made this one because he was tired of that guy's shit

>>31041094

Spike is an outlet for Twilight's affections.

how many times have we seen them nuzzling, hugging etc.

those two should get a room

>>31041173
Mods ban shit because they're fags. Don't try to be reasonable when it comes to their bullshit. You're only being a fag with them.

>>31041181

Fuck.
Now I want to watch Kung Pow.

Isn't Betty a girl's name?

She's dangerously close to becoming my favorite.

Because crazy people are funny.

>>31041173
>we as a whole disagree with
>i speak for the entirety of every person posting in these threads

Not only did you not address any of the points I brought up, you're also supposing something completely fallacious. This thread is fine, I'm sorry you don't like some of the things that get brought up here, but being an overbearing tyrant about thread topics and sporadically deleting them is not the solution to that. Maybe you should find somewhere else to discuss the show if here isn't to your liking.

>>31041173

If you want the mods to breathe down your neck at every turn, ponychan is just a few clicks away

>>31041170
It's not called a witch's stripe. It's called a Twi-light

Instead of high-light

recommend a good horror movie I can watch instantly on netflix. I grow tired of this drama.

>>31041143
This. We could drop the whole marker system and just let mods make them too. But then EVERY general would want a mod, so it all boils down to:

1) /co/ is unusually shitty these days
2) There aren't enough mods / rules enforced to make it not shit.

>>31041209
Im going to watch it tomorrow after college.

But in pony related things, Do you think we are going to have more Derpy/Carrot interactions?
I hate fan service but this is my weakness.

>>31041102
but, they are talking about the show back there

>>31041201
>that feel when the only people who actually have to put up with our bullshit is us

Anyone best pone time

>>31041241
Kungfu panda 2

>>31041241
Just go to the foreign section, and pretty much anything Japanese or Korean should get you going.

>>31041152
>>31041152
That actually sounds TOTALLY AWESOME.

>>31041209
We intentionally trained Trixie wrong

As a joke

rage this thread guise

rainbow dash has been labouring under false pretenses all along

there are no wonderbolt tryouts

there is no joining the wonderbolts

the wonderbolts are a band that was appointed by celestia and luna during the war against discord and were granted immortality for their efforts

plus even if they were hiring she wouldnt meet their weight standards

>>31041158
>>31041178

[ ] Not told
[X] Pokemon Told and Silver

I DEMAND LAWS TO PROHIBIT THE ABUSE OF MAGICAL POWERS

THE UNICORNS HAVE GONE TOO LONG WITH BEING ALLOWED TO ABUSE THEIR NATURAL GIFTS, LEAVING THE EARTH AND PEGASI PONIES SUBJECT TO THEIR FAILINGS AND POWER MADNESS.

THEY MUST EITHER ASCRIBE BY A SET OF LAWS, OR BEING CONVERTED INTO MAGICAL BATTERIES TO POWER OUR TOWNS, CITIES, AND MACHINES.

WE MUST MAKE TWILIGHT SPARKLE AS AN EXAMPLE, TURNING HER INTO THE KEY COMPONENT FOR OUR TELEPORTATION DEVICES

>>31041223
Personally, I think /co/ is better than most boards that discuss ponies (for example, Ponychan). At the same time, anonymous image boards always have tripfriends, and only the minority of them are useful (see, /x/).

Just my $0.02

>>31041276
>rage this thread
This isn't /v/, bro.

>>31041271

Wimp Lo was the funniest character in the entire movie

>>31041261

>yfw episode 8 will be another shitty mental breakdown episode

Search your feelings you KNOW it to be true.

Which pony would be most devastated by sudden weight gain? Which pony would give the least amount of fucks?

>>31041271

Again with the squeaky hooves?

>>31041325
I see this coming... Seriously if AJ have a breakdown im going to stop watching the show.

>>31041333
Rarity, Opplejock

So for all you lurking name and tripfags, what sort of shit do you get up to while posting anonymously?

>>31041333
Applejack for being devastated, Rainbow Dash for not caring.

>>31041226
Oh god, no. That's like telling someone who enjoys game to go to /v/. NO, I REFUSE

At the same time, I hope to see some improvement in these generals, but not necessarily mod intervention.

>>31041276
cage this thread

>>31041158
That place is fucked and inhabitable for the next century. The hospitals, if there are any, are probably either destroyed or irradiated to shit.

>>31041333
Dash, Pinkie

>>31041352
AJ cant get fat she work hard erryday.

I like Pinkie Pie, but I really appreciate it when she's being sincere rather than silly, like in the Nightmare Night episode where she breaks her facade and admits she knows Luna won't gobble her up. Maybe I liked this because it shows her as a person instead of just a character, but idk

>>31041356
i samefag and spam entire threads talking about how awesome Klondike is

Why is it that there are SO many adaptations of the "Cupcakes" story in all it's gory, yet have no such thing for alt endings for that horrendous story (namely the one where it's all just some freakish nightmare of Pinkie's) for those who want/need it?

>>31041356
I don't post anonymously. The trip is here to remind me that everybody I talk to is a real, individual human being.

Even with it on, I still slip into vitriol sometimes.

>>31041366
Seconded.

Am I the only one who thinks having Spike as a bro would be badass?
>Basically the lightest and cutest flamethrower you could have
>He talks like a bro and he's smart so he can say something witty when appropriate
>You could put him on your shoulder
>He would be a talking chick magnet

repostan:
>Make a thread that doesn't allow Shipping, Porn or Circlejerking
>Thread dies because no one wants to talk about the show

The MLP fanbase, everyone. This is the state of /co/ right now.

>>31041368
I know what you mean man. They really need to flesh out all the characters more like this. It really adds some much needed foundation for building upon.

>>31041383
Because is shit and you should ignore it.

>>31041384
Unforetold levels of USI radiating from one being. It is astounding.

I have a craving for TwiDash fics.

Got anything for a sad and lonely mother fucker?

>>31041356
Every know and then I'll post a quickfic anonymously.

>>31041384
That logic... doesn't make a whole lot of sense.

>>31041339
What do you get when you cross a phoenix with a bungee cord?

>>31041323
>>31041339

I'm a man. I go pee pee standing up!

>>31041356
Kill people, rob and sodomize children, you know, all that.

>>31041333
Rarity would flip about losing her figure

Pinkie probably wouldn't care

>>31041408
>You will never have a bro like Spike
Fuck man, depressing night incoming.

>>31041416
Easier said than done, my friend. -_-

>>31041408
Spike is the best pony

>>31041439

My ass

>>31041437
I agree completely, but it seems to keep me from being a complete douche, and if it ain't broke...

>>31041413
It's like you're surprised or something.

>>31041460
Watch all your sweet Lyra/Bonbon pics thats is going to help.

Found this article about MLP. What do you guys think?

http://news.morningstar.com/classroom2/course.asp?docId=145579&page=4&CN=COM

>>31041333

Rarity for most devastated, Pinkie Pie for most accepting.

>>31041441

I ROCK.
AND ROLL.
ALL DAY LONG.

Fucking finally, a thread by a tripfag

>>31041408
Do you think dragons can safely drink alcohol, or would they just burst into flames?

PINKIE PIE IS OUT OF TOWN BUT THERE NEEDS TO BE A PARTY TODAY
SOMEONE MUST TAKE HER PLACE

Who do you pick and why?

>little tired
>hungry
>now hand inking again
Was a little lost since the last thread kinda stopped and there were no links.

Everyone is saying Rarity would be most devestated by weight gain, but I really do think that Applejack would. She'd be to heavy to walk around efficiently to to her job, she'd tire easily, and we all know to her, hard work is everything. She'd probably kill herself.

>>31041333
Rainbow Dash, Rarity and Applejack would probably be devastated the most. Twilight wouldn't give a fuck because she could probably just magic herself back to normal, Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie don't give a fuck because they're not really obsessed with their figure and don't do much that requires physical activity.

>>31041529
Dash because she is kinda like Pinkie.

So when do you think we'll get to hear Twist's sweet voice again?

>>31041548
>quickest party ever

Can someone please explain to me why Twilight Sparkle is such a Mary Sue?

>>31041465
Myaah myaaa hahah myhaaa ha ha!

>>31041543
>Pinkie Pie
>Doesn't do much that requires physical activity.
Do you even watch the show.

>>31041529
Mrs. Cake might be an adequate substitute partier. She's already got the whole catering thing, and she must have picked up a little bit of Pinkie by osmosis.

>>31041543
>>31041539

Holy shit are we really talking about this?

>>31041588
She's just PURE MAGIC. That's all.

>>31041368

Speaking of Nightmare Night, so the rest of the town was actually afraid of Luna right? As in they actually believed she was a tyrant who may possibly eat them?

I mean considering even the Mayor choose to cower in fear when Luna offered her hoof; it seemed they all really believed her to be evil.

>>31041529
Rarity throws a high class party and it's stuffy and uncomfortable for everyone involved, but Rarity enjoys it. The moral is to respect others.

Theoretical pony question.

You find a chipped piece of real unicorn horn in your cereal. It still contains a hint of magic in it. If you carry it with you, you can use a single spell of unicorn magic. Once you tune the horn piece to a spell, you can use it as often as you like, but only that single spell.

What spell do you use your piece of unicorn horn for?

>>31041588
You're still bitter about that Discord? Get over yourself.

>>31041588
Because she's best pony

>>31041588
Can someone please explain to me why you're such a nigger?

Report the other thread by the guy who keeps deleting threads
sys.4chan.org/co/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=31040788

>>31041577
This reminds me, are there any WW2 posters with ponies?

>>31041639
Teleport.

>>31041639
That was suppose to be hypothetical not theoretical but whatever.

>>31041639
Infinite unicorn pieces.

How do I become a brony

>>31041639
More cereal

>>31041681
Posting on ponychan.

>>31041588

Because the pilot's prophecy stated that "a Sparkle" would activate the Elements of Harmony.

That pretty much set her too be the Micheal Bay tier Optimus Prime of the show.

>>31041639
timestop

>>31041639
Use Fix Everything spell.

Fix my life and social problems.

>>31041639
Chances are I'd eat it my mistake

>>31041681
I hear if you kill yourself you are reborn as a brony.

>>31041639
Teleport, or maybe illusion.

>>31041681
First, an hero...later, come back and we will make the ritual

>>31041681
1. become a MLP fan
2. find a large blunt object, preferably a hammer or shovel
3. hit yourself upside the head with said object until you draw blood
4. once you draw blood, keep going.
5. try to hit yourself until you severely impair yourself mentally
6. continue watching MLP
7. Post on ponychan


Congrats, you are now a brony.

What would you rather see /co/:
>An episode about Spike and Twilight
OR
>An episode about Spike and Rarity?
<Pic not really related

>>31041639

Rarity's gem-finding spell

I'll be rich

>>31041726
broni should broni broni

>>31041647
OOOOR we can talk about ponies.

What do you think the lesson of the next episode is?

>>31041639
Projection Magic

yeah, that's cool.

I like ponies.

>>31041639
I sue the cereal company for selling products with unicorn horn chips

>>31041750
OR WILL YOU?!

Lets hope you can scream really loud boy

>>31041742
Though Spike and Rarity would cause a shitstorm of porn and fanfics, I think it would make the better episode.

>>31041742
Spike and Twilight.

>>31041639
rape

If there was to be an episode dealing with the moral of "Being yourself" (assuming it hasn't already), which of the mane cast do you think that would best apply to?
Applejack: Dealings with her Element of Honest and forced to lie about her identity (ala that fanfic of "I don't have an accent").

Pinkie Pie: After being scolded by the others about not taking things seriously and being screwy, Pinkie Pie decides to be serious and not act like herself, concerning the others.

>>31041742
First one, their brother/sister dynamic is adorable, I would love to see an episode focused on Spike. The latter seems like it would get out of hand with the overtness of Spike's romantic fixation.

>>31041639

I'd like the power to use my head as infinite space storage.

>>31041750
>You find a trove of emeralds!

>The're ten miles below you, inside solid granite!

Here /co/ have a Derpy doodle

>>31041780
Where can I find that game you are making?

>>31041760
Next is Sisterhooves, right? Probably something about loving your family and making sacrifices to maintain your relationships.

>>31041770
fucking casual

this thread is dangerously low on twilight sparkle interacting with books.

MORE TWILIGHT SPARKLE INTERACTING WITH BOOKS RIGHT NAO!!!

>>31041742
A Spike/Twilight/Rarity love triangle episode.

>>31041760
Wash your hands before every meal

need to input and LEAVE

MOLESTIA = PEDOBEAR rush coming on now

>>31041760
We can do both.

sys.4chan.org/co/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=31040788

How 'bout that scene where Luna swings Fluttershy about? Pretty cool, huh.

>>31041742
>spike episode

That's like the kiss of death for any episode.

Oh hey MLP faggots, daily reminder that you now have a valid excuse to make a MLP General thread on /v/.

http://massively.joystiq.com/2011/10/30/fan-made-my-little-pony-mmo-gathers-a-following/

With love, a troll.

>>31041815
That's a neat little bunker, how do you keep it cool?

>>31041645
I'm the spirit of discord, bitch. Y'all hatin'.

>>31041826
Here is one I drew.

>>31041826
I've got a fic of Twilight interacting with books. Should I post it?

>>31041811
http://play2.textadventures.co.uk/v5/Play.aspx?file=Ponyville.cas

I am seriously updating it

>>31041815
Why would you even do that?

>>31041853
Sure, why the hell not.

Twilight casts a spell on Spike, destorying his mind and turning him in a snarling murderous beast akin to a Tigrex.

Though an accident, Spike has already killed nearly all the young fillies and colts in Ponyville, Applebloom(missing a leg), Scootaloo(unharmed) and Snails(missing an eye and an ear) , being the only survivors.

Can Twilight put her son/brother down?

YOU DECIDE

>>31041862
Have you already updated it, or are you still in the process of updating it?

>>31041810
Nice. Tiny muffin!

I named my degreaser flesh volcano.

what should I describe it?

I was thinking,
"Frosting filled pony rod."

Better ideas aren't out of the question though.

Streeeaaaaam stuff.

>>31041618

Well, to be fair anyone other than the mane 6 and Celestia didn't see her get blasted by the rainbow-cannon and just had to take her word when she said she wasn't evil anymore.

The other ponies might not have been AS afraid of her, but they knew what she could do and probably very afraid that she might do something if they displeased her.

>>31041894
>party inside pinkie

>>31041874
http://explicit.ponyfictionarchive.net/viewstory.php?sid=398&warning=9

>>31041862
Quick guys, which one is a male, mare or colt?

>>31041894
I am totally naming my next bowl that. My current one is named O Henry.

>>31041902
its adorable

>>31041885
I mean I'm in the process. A few grammar problems and I have to finish chapter one where you go with Twilight to actually meet the cast instead of just bumping into them.

>>31041919
Colt

>>31041882

Yes, but then Celestia comes down and revives everyone anyways.

>>31041862
Is dis a dating sim?

>>31041934
Hey Klondike, when I tried to play earlier the map image wouldn't display, am I doing something wrong?

>>31041902
Oops.
Fixed something.

Lessons that won't be learned in a MLP episode

>>31041902
>Scrunchderp

>>31041846

fucken saved

>>31041790

...
Anyone?

>>31041914
Sounds like a good'n to me!

I drew this an hour or so ago in response to Nathan's shitposting.

>>31041932
Goddangit!

>>31041919
A mare is an adult female

A colt is a young male

>>31041964
Don't urinate in public. It will land you straight on the sex offender registry.

>>31041964
Don't touch the stove

>>31041950
Its looking to be more of an adventure text game with a kind of dating sim in it. Kind of like Persona 4 with all the "social links"
>>31041951
It could be the site hosting the actual file. It might not have gotten the map image properly. I'll look and see.

>>31041970
That was the same Request. Pacce is an ungrateful bastard.

guys! guys!

hey guys...

shipping guys. shipping.

>>31041790
Rarity going full-slob mode

>>31041758
Do bronies have foreplay? I'm afraid I'm not very experienced at brony sex

>>31042010
It was the downloaded version, to clarify. I heard someone else got the same error.

>>31041862
Dextrous as fuck again, this better come in handy at some point in the future

>>31042030
I would hug a brony non-sexually.

>>31041964
Existence is a futile endeavor

>have lan party last night
>drunk as fuck, 1 bottle of 92 proof rum
>Decide to watch the Halloween episode again, I'm drunk I can just say the colors are making my drunkness more awesome
>Everyone starts watching it with me
>They want to watch more

What have I done?

>>31042027
Friendship > Shipping

>>31042027

>>31041960
Again with the mistakes.
I suck today.

>>31041951
Yeah the site didnt upload it properly sorry. You can still navigate without it. besides I'm probally going to make a more accurate map anyway.

>>31042057

>>31041964
"Dear Princess Celestia:
A while ago Big Macintosh and I went on a date, and to make a long story short, we had unprotected sex. I just found out I'm pregnant and I was really worried, but thankfully my friends were there for me and taught me about the magic of abortions. So thankfully I will be fine soon.
Your Faithful student:
Twilight Sparkle"

So do you guys think that, since Rarity is made of marshmallows, her butthole also feels like marshmallows?

I mean, when you put your dick in it, of course.

>>31041970
>Checking out books
Hey, yeah, that's a good question. Does anyone actually check out books at the Ponyville library?

>>31042073
i did find the temp ending in that game to be funny.
overall it was enjoyable

>>31042048
fat brony is best brony

>>31041815
Bronies cage

>>31042067
Hey so if there's pony shipping...

Does that mean there's pony handling?

>>31042095
I have never fucked a marshmallow, so I wouldn't know.

>>31041964

>Dear Princess Celestia, today I learned that some ponies like you even though you don't like them back. I also learned that said pony will break into my house while I sleep and touch my in bad ways and they only way to stop them is to kill them. Oh God, I'm sorry Rainbow Dash, you just didn't give me any other choice.

>>31042105
NOPE

Books are for loser nerds

>>31042033
yeah same problem. Sites fault

>>31042105

No one's ever been shown doing so in the show. Most >fanfiction turns this into "barely anyone ever uses the library"

>at range, no one there
>mindin my own business shootin mah glock 1911
>2 guys show up and get in the lane next to me
>start shooting off their M198 howitzer
>ask if they are bothering me
>i say "no, im good im super fucking mall ninja no gun noises bother me hurr durr"
>range officer asks if that's a famas
>I say yes
>He says "you can't bring that in here"
>I say sorry, didn't know
>go outside and leave glock 1911 in the truck
>take my ICBM out from the backseat
>walk back in
>officer gives me a dirty look
>fire it off
>2 guys move lanes
>driving back home
>decide to stop at knife shop to get my knife replaced
>bring my M9 Bayonet into the store
>clerk asks, "Is that a knife?"
>I say yes
>"Sir knives aren't allowed in this store."
>I exploded
>he exploded
>even the goddamn dog exploded

>>31042049
Come now, we already know Owlman loves ponies.

>>31042129
Yeah, but it costs extra

Daily dose http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4

>>31042113
Fat brony you say?

>>31042160
I'm waiting for that to become ponies.

>>31042150
>next day
>wife took down the curtains for cleaning without bothering to fucking tell me
>sitting there at my kitchen table cleaning mah Abrams C-130 Minishark
>fucking soccer mom drives by and sees me at my table with my beast of a weapon
>starts flipping shit and pulls out her fucking phone
>ohboyherewego.jpg
>MOTHERFUCKING DEFCON ONE
>Five counter-counter terrorists smash through my living room window
>kick my kitchen table over to use as cover, toss a flashbang in the livingroom like they do in Modern Warfare
>run over to my fridge
>open fridge and realize there's random crap everywhere
>trombone, why are you in my fridge, you're not a gun
>grab mah MP5 and slide back into cover
>terrorists screaming at me in their fish language
>flip the fire selector on my MP5 from semi to auto, NOPE my way past burst fire option
>hold my gun sideways above my head and shoot
>accidentally a 2 round burst
>goddamn it, gun jams
>rip open the bolt, trying to clear the round
>a skeleton pops out
>rage so hard my gun turns into an asphyxiated Lindsey Lohan
>run out from behind cover and start stabbing terrorists
>ragheads hit the floor left and right
>its down to me and one terrorist
>final terrorist is Level 100 roody-poo
>he unzips his jacket
>realize he has a suicide vest on
>glocks, glocks err'where!
>he takes off his mask, I realize its Nutnfancy
>realize I'm about to die in a glocknade explosion
>shit myself violently and throw the turd at my mother
>suddenly out of fucking nowhere a helicopter full of FPS Russia crashes through my living room and knocks Nutnfancy off a cliff
>the resulting explosion is so powerful it causes a tsunami to destroy the island of Japan
>everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg

>>31041964
>Dear Celestia. Even though I've learned that sometimes you can trust your friends with your life, that doesn't mean they're always completely honest with you. It's in everybody's best interest to use protection, and to get tested regularly.

Let's say that your average 20 something human male got teleported to equestria. Would the knowledge of the average human adult be considered dangerous in this world?

>>31042179

>>31042193
Who got what from whom?

>>31042179
>shove chiappa rhino snubby up my ass
>like a boss
>go out to grab mail
>Neighbor's chowchow rapes a toddler
>Eats the toddler
>Chowchow runs at me shrieking in yiddish
>fucking phone rings out of nowhere
>Bend over and spread my asscheeks while answering the phone
>boss is yelling at me to get my ass into work or I'm fired
>tell boss to hold on, there's something I need to tell him
>hold the phone up to my ass
>fart
>chiappa goes off six times
>shoot chowchow and watch it splatter all over a pristine mosin-nagant
>Set the mosin on fire because only conservitards use slavshit
>fist bump eugene stoner on my way back into the house
>Chowchow's owner opens the door
>dives prone to the floor
>nigga u just went full FAMAUG36 Mod 0 Mk. II AW/AP/AA PDR SBR in 6.5mm Grendlington and read this whole story in my voice.

>>31042105

twilight sparkle is a... a librarian.

OMG! sexy librarian! sexy librarian! this explains ALL of the boners! thank you, kindly anon. i am saved of my addiction to ponies and may lust at will to HUMAN SEXY LIBRARIANS!!!

uh... requesting humanized twilight sparkle in the library...

>>31041964

Dear Princess Celestia,

Today I learned it's impossible to control your own behavior.

Your Faithful Student,
Twilight Sparkle

>>31042179
Those weren't funny. At all.

Also, take your range shit to /k/.

>>31042150
>>31042179
>>31042223

explanations are required here

>>31042150
>>31042179
>>31042223

>>31042150
>>31042179
>>31042223
What a story, mark.

>>31042203
No, they'll just pity you for your primitive understanding of friendship.

What the fuck does an average human even know, anyway? Nothing useful.

Um... can someone uh... please post the picture of Pinkie Pie's face upon realizing she pinned the um... tail on herself instead of the picture?

>>31042254
What if your request orbits my answers?

>>31042219
Twilight: Herpes
Rarity: Genital warts
AJ: crabs (and fleas and ticks)
Rainbow Dash: the clap
Fluttershy: squirrel chlamydia
Pinkie: HIV/AIDS

>>31042254
Well you see, when a mommy and daddy love each other very much, your ugly ass face.

>>31041815
skeet skeet on the floor

>>31042276
No you autistic fuck. I'm gonna hit you, and I'm gonna hit you real good.

>>31041964
Dear Princess Celestia,

Today I learned the Truth

You monster

Your Former Student,
Twilight Sparkle

>>31042250
>>31042260
>>31042267

>>31042203
Dangerous how?

>>31042276
Take the avatar faggotry somewhere else.

>>31042312
Imgonnabopuonegirl

>>31042297

Look what you did.
You ruined it.
I have nothing left...

>>31042219
I got it from Agnes

It's really a long story

HEY GUYS I FINALLY GOT A JOB
Happy for me?

>>31042354
Deal with it faggot.

Posting AJ bucking a tree, as requested two days ago. Personally, I'm a lot happier with this...

>>31042360
I have no feelings about the subject

>>31042364
...as opposed to my first attempt.

>>31042303
well then we have a problem now don't we

>>31042282
THANKS! NOW I UNDERSTAND HOW LIFE HAPPENS!

>>31042297
>mfw I have no face

>>31042276

why not just watch ticket master again?

>>31042360
Who the hell are you?

>>31042360
Reported.

>>31042364
I'm going to draw AJ bucking, too!

>>31042364
Much better.

>>31042364
>>31042380
This makes me want to die.

Select the pistol and then select your horse

>>31042391

Nathan's gay lover.

>>31042391
I am Eggy-kun
I am the most ovoid man around

>>31042380
>AJ tickling a tree with her back legs,jepg

>both threads turned into shit
>both OPs butthurt and attacking opposite thread

Jesus. I didn't think I'd have to say it
Both OPs are gay, one is a troll

>>31042387

thank you based anon

>>31042397
Great! Does that mean you like it?

>>31042402
Good to hear!

>>31042406
...care to explain why?

>>31042412
...actually, when you put it like that, it doesn't seem so bad after all.

>>31042387
>Pinkie Pie has a prosthetic tail fetish.jpg

>>31042412
Got a big ol erection now. What do?>

>>31042419
I'm attacking? Where?

>>31042364
Missing her back of her hair. Missing hair at the end of her tail. Head looks kinda weird. Also guide lines and guide circles; use them.

>>31042254
yes why the fuck isn't that thread dead even though it's dead
is mystery

And I said...

>>31042364
Looking good. Just remember...use lighter lines. The paper's dark from where you had to erase a bunch. Get your lines looking good and then darken them.

>>31042478
Oatmeal? are you crazy?!

Why didn't Celestia just vanquish the red dragon off the mountaintop herself?

>>31042478
HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA

>>31042439
Well to begin with, this is an Applejack.

What you have drawn is an ABOMINATION

>>31042498
royal duties

>>31042498
no no no no NO NO NO NO NO NOS NOS NES NES YES YES YES YES YES YES

>>31042498
because she is letting the mane 6 go through trials each season that eventually strengthen their friendship so they can defeat an increasingly powerful enemy in the beginning of every season using the elements of harmony with updated graphics.

>>31042459
Tickle a tree

So when are they going to refer to Derpy by her name on the show?

>>31042498
that face, so familiar, what is that from?

Also, because Celestia is a lazy fuck

>>31042478
HEY WHAT A WONDERFUL KIND OF DAY

Fucking beginner drawfags learning a skill and building their self-confidence.

>>31042537
They already did

Ditzy

so,
do you think a film-length production will ever see the light of day?
There have been less popular cartoons that have pulled them off

>>31042320
wtf is that supposed to say?

>>31042057
>having lan parties

>>31042550
I hope you get hit by a truck

>>31042566
Love you too, Anon. :)

>>31042541
It's Frodo, dear Sam.

>you will never be the new rainbow dash

>>31042360
MAI HUSBANDO
Why isn't your trip on?

>>31042537
"let's change a character's name after we've already called her by a different name (ditzy) in the past just for fanservice"
actually, even as I'm writing this post, i've convinced myself that's not that ridiculous.

>>31042498
Is that a Frodo poney???

oh gosh, how adorable.

>>31042622
happy now?

I want to draw something, does anybody want a request or two done?

>>31042602
Aww, you guys!

>>31042541

Original.

>The best drawfag theme
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-836TtoF_5I

>>31042638
I'm delighted.

I have this pumpkin, its fairly large and looks vaguely like a pony.

which pony should i carve into it.

Either most votes by midnight eastern or post that ends in 666 gets to choose.

>>31042648
Caramel hugging a picture frame of Twilight

>>31042648
draw more applejack like this.

>>31042466
Yeah, I couldn't get the head the way I wanted it, it turned out smooshed personally, but better than before. I'll try to use more guide lines next time, but I want to start to move away from looking at already done ponys, in guide form and in caps to move toward my own style. Still no harm nor shame in using help, though.

>>31042492
Yeah... it's a problem I have. I do use lighter lines in the beginning, but then I think I have one part right, and I darken it, but then another part needs it readjusted, then it has to be erased, and also, my hand rubs the lines all around the paper, darkening it and losing it's virgornes.

>>31042510
Well, in what way? I was referencing off of this cap.

>>31042648
Well, I recommend starting off with something very simple, like a pose or an action. Maybe... Dash running?

>>31042668

>>31042668
Molestia

>>31042673
>sweaty voluptuous Applejack

Fuck you I'm trying to give up masturbation

>>31042673
I am reporting you TWICE

>>31042668
Twilight Sparkle, with her mark carved on the back. That, or Rarity with the same.

AJ Bucking

>>31042667
FUCK I KNOW WHO YOU ARE NOW

>>31042668
>ts fairly large and looks vaguely like a pony.


Ya I definitely see the resemblance

I loved how in that episode where Spike saves Rarity, when he almost kissed Applejack she didn't totally shut him down. If the other ponies hadn't been around and he'd been serious, I bet they totally would have hooked up.

>>31042668
Goatse

>>31042668
Carve a marshmallow pony butthole into it then post pictures of yourself fucking it

>>31042702
>thinks he can just GIVE UP masturbation

ITT: Worst Pony Tumblr
Futashy

>>31042668
What if your pumpkin orbits my dick?

>>31042688
>and also, my hand rubs the lines all around the paper

Get a piece of scratch paper. Move it around as necessary to prevent your hand from rubbing directly on the drawing surface.

>>31042546

>>31042673

>>31042648
Someone requested this of me earlier - And being that I have no skills, I'd love to see what others do with it.
>cheerilee with 3.5 gen hair (twin tails)

>>31042659
OH SHIT!

ok, haven't watched the lord of the rings in a while, I really should get around to reqatching them again

>>31042740
Well I CAN give it up if you assholes stop posting fap stuff on /co/

>>31042743
Futashy is at least funny.

Sadistic Rarity is the worst, unless Ask a Diamond Dog counts.

>>31042716
Wow, that pony has a huge ass.

>>31042740
I gave up masturbation but now I have to insufflate mountains of cocaine daily.

>>31042712
>i'm gay
There's no actual naughty bits drawn in the picture FYI.

>>31042754
CUT THAT OUT

and draw more porn on your other tumblr

>>31042696

>>31042787
>insufflate
dont make up words you fag

>>31042780
Why would you give it up. It does more worse than good.

>>31042688
>move toward my own style
No, stop that. Just focus on drawing ponies on-model. Your style will eventually form through experience.

>>31042754
I made a post and attached some of your art because it was the first angry looking pony I came across.

>>31042712
HA HA THE REPORTIN HAS BEEN DOUBLED

>>31042746
Then you'd be in my house with pumpking gyrating on your crotch.

>>31042780
It's a one way trip bro, you will never stop fapping

>>31042780
Fap material you say? HERE YA GO!

>>31042752
>scratch paper
Thanks for the recommendation! I'll get some next time I'm out. And when it's not snowing in October.

I pity all those children in their costumes designed for actual fall weather walking around in snow temperatures come tomorrow.

>>31041764
I am suddenly wondering when someone will write a Fate/Stay Night MLP crossover now?

>>31042158
That's a given.

>>31042743
All of them

>>31042522

Hey Klondike, even though I requested it from MS too, I love the ones you did of AJ and Twilight

I think I requested it from you after him anyway, caus I figured he was too busy with other stuff

>>31042812
Is that how it's supposed to work?

>>31042789
>liking MLP
>not being gay

yeah, ok buddy

>My face when Celestia stood balanced on that railing at the end of Lesson Zero
I dunno why. Something about the way she stood, and her legs, and just...

I dunno.

>>31042828
mother FUCK

>>31042830
man, that one's old, this one's better

>>31042866
Hopefully not before I get my Evangelion/MLP crossover art.

>>31041742
can someone remove or upload this pic without caps?

>>31042673

>>31042842
I just meant any piece of paper, not any special kind.

Just put something between your hand and the drawing surface because nothing smears graphite like oily human skin.

>>31042712
Can you do that? Can your report twice?

>>31042812
Oh, ok, I just didn't want to make the exact same of design from the show in sketch form is all. I want to draw really impressive things, things that people will enjoy and want to repost like so many other creations.

>>31042902
Yes it is.

>>31042934
of course not

>>31042842
Haha, 'scratch paper' refers to any spare bit of paper you have lying around, not a specific type.

>>31042936
you know what impresses people? FLASH MOVIES. HINT HINT (tldr i need more people to help me animate shit)

>>31042931
Ohhhh, I see. Ok, well, will another piece of paper do nicely then?

>>31042790
But that would mean I would have to practice drawing anatomically correct horse ta-tas.

>>31042975
Ive never animated anything ever and i dont know how to and im a shit artist but id help you if i could

>>31042907

>>31042498
oh god someone please color this...
Rusty if you are there

>>31042982
exactly

also while i'm glad you sort of responded to my question you should draw rainbow dash cutting herself

it would look very nice