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!8PlduMLqfE 10/29/11(Sat)14:29 No.31001000>>31000796
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Well, not really. Howabout I paste a spoilered bit from the story, from early on when they meet the local warlord:
Quake eyed both of them, and then circled around to the front of the room, “Sticking up for each other, ain’t ya?”
“It’s part of the magic of friendship, sir,” said Brother White, sensing an opportunity to win over the general, “Scroll and I are the best of friends.” He smiled at Scroll, who smiled back.
“What, are you…” Quake asked, “gay or something?” he looked at the two of them, “There’s no way you two’re straight.”
“Actually,” said Brother Scroll, “the Fraternity doesn’t like to use the word ‘straight.’”
Quake looked at him like he’d heard the dumbest thing in his life. White nodded to Scroll, encouraging him.
“Well…” said Brother Scroll, “the thing is, ‘straight’ means ‘morally upright.’ And if we were to refer to heterosexuality as being ‘straight,’ that would imply that others were morally wrong.”
“The Fraternity is accepting of ponies of all sexual orientations,” said Brother White, helping him, “be they heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual, asexual, transsexual, pansexual…”
General Quake finally spoke up. “Well, that’d be fascinating to know if I gave a fuck. The only reason I let you say all that was because it was so stupid I couldn’t think of anything to say.” |
